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Post by Deep Figure Value on Nov 14, 2007 21:20:48 GMT -5
...dead as a doornail.
We've been having trouble with one of the temps lately. Minor things mostly, like him walking around with his pants unbuttoned/fly down, huffing paint thinner, overstaying his breaks, riding hand trucks like scooters, spitting on the floors, and the like.
Anywho, he comes in today, and apparently in the most matter-of-fact tone, told a co-worker "You know - I feel like killing myself". Ok. Cool. So rather than smart it up and call the cops, the higher ups hold out to the end of the day to finally let him go.
Kid has a grudge against me, a bunch of my preferred co-workers, and my fiance, and is a picture perfect example of a workplace assailant.
Nice knowing you guys.
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Post by The Sam Kinnison Corps on Nov 14, 2007 21:23:34 GMT -5
Well, thanks for the appreciation thread! I'll see you in hell. Find a nice cool spot.
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Post by jack on Nov 14, 2007 21:26:19 GMT -5
Well Hell is much cooler than Heaven. Heaven you sit on a cloud with nothing to  ing do. At least in hell you can run around doing whatever the you want, except drink Ice Water. |
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Nov 14, 2007 21:28:43 GMT -5
Well Hell is much cooler than Heaven. Heaven you sit on a cloud with nothing to ing do. At least in hell you can run around doing whatever the you want, except drink Ice Water. Do you ever say anything not completely intellectually- disabled? My life is about to be put in the hands of a Puerto Rican with crabs and a popped ear drum, and all you can do is try and act badass, talking about how awesome hell is. |
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Post by jack on Nov 14, 2007 21:33:49 GMT -5
Just because I say how awesome hell is does not make me a badass. Trying to be funny is trying to be a badass. I was just making a simple fact.
Anyways, good luck. Im sure some worthless douche will make an appreciation thread tomorrow.
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Post by Edgeman05 on Nov 14, 2007 21:34:39 GMT -5
That sucks man. Best of luck to you.
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Post by Flyrfn144 on Nov 14, 2007 21:35:33 GMT -5
Call the cops, and let them know about this dude.
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Nov 14, 2007 21:35:42 GMT -5
Im sure some worthless douche will make an appreciation thread tomorrow. It doesn't count if you announce that you're planning on it. |
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Post by Greg Weinstein on Nov 14, 2007 21:36:20 GMT -5
Well Hell is much cooler than Heaven. Heaven you sit on a cloud with nothing to ing do. At least in hell you can run around doing whatever the you want, except drink Ice Water. ... What...? |
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Post by rollinhardcore on Nov 14, 2007 21:36:32 GMT -5
Wait, so a puerto ricans gonna kill you? Why? I really have no clue whats going on.
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Post by bobby on Nov 14, 2007 21:37:35 GMT -5
Damn, that's crazy, take care of yourself man.
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Post by jack on Nov 14, 2007 21:41:08 GMT -5
Im sure some worthless douche will make an appreciation thread tomorrow. It doesn't count if you announce that you're planning on it. If anything, I'll make a thread with me on top of your coffin, with my cock out spraying piss everywhere dancing happier than Don West having heard TNA signed Rob Conway. |
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Post by Flyrfn144 on Nov 14, 2007 21:44:09 GMT -5
It doesn't count if you announce that you're planning on it. If anything, I'll make a thread with me on top of your coffin, with my cock out spraying piss everywhere dancing happier than Don West having heard TNA signed Rob Conway. Fail |
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Nov 14, 2007 21:47:34 GMT -5
Wait, so a puerto ricans gonna kill you? Why? I really have no clue whats going on. Reading Comprehension 101, Starring: YOU!!! Note how I've opened the story with a direct, stated problem, and then followed up with specifics, accompanied by a humorously sarcastic quip, describing rather obvious and atrocious matters as "minor" RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RED FLAG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! A comment like this is something that should be treated with the most swift and delicately precautious attention possible, however... Undertones. The smarmy, "duh, duh" manner in which this statement is delivered indicates that upper management did not treat a situation that could turn violent in a delicate manner, and instead, potentially endangered 90 some-odd employees today, before finally firing him at quitting time. Wrap up statement - I am not on said individual's "Friends List", nor are any of my friendly co-workers or my fiance. the kid has displayed psychotic tendencies, as well as potentially dangerous behavior (See: RED FLAG!), has been at work long enough to know entrances, exits, and the layout of the plant, and was just fired. In conclusion... |
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Nov 14, 2007 21:48:52 GMT -5
It doesn't count if you announce that you're planning on it. If anything, I'll make a thread with me on top of your coffin, with my cock out spraying piss everywhere dancing happier than Don West having heard TNA signed Rob Conway. Well, at least you emphasized earlier that you were only trying to be funny, where as you otherwise fail to reach any sort of completion in the task. |
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Post by jmars on Nov 14, 2007 22:43:24 GMT -5
I've been in this situation twice, I think. At school, this cross-eyed guy was getting bullied by some kids in my grade. So, they pull out a joke that was infact kind of funny - I mean, who hasn't laughed at someone's expense before? Anyways, the kid turns and looks straight at me and storms off. The next day he brought a ing gun to school, but he got excused because he was in special care.. in, I was scared as shit. At some times, you have no idea he's going to try and hurt you, but if you have evidence call the police. |
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Post by Wato Stan Account on Nov 14, 2007 22:43:43 GMT -5
Wait, so a puerto ricans gonna kill you? Why? I really have no clue whats going on. Reading Comprehension 101, Starring: YOU!!! Note how I've opened the story with a direct, stated problem, and then followed up with specifics, accompanied by a humorously sarcastic quip, describing rather obvious and atrocious matters as "minor" RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RED FLAG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! A comment like this is something that should be treated with the most swift and delicately precautious attention possible, however... Undertones. The smarmy, "duh, duh" manner in which this statement is delivered indicates that upper management did not treat a situation that could turn violent in a delicate manner, and instead, potentially endangered 90 some-odd employees today, before finally firing him at quitting time. Wrap up statement - I am not on said individual's "Friends List", nor are any of my friendly co-workers or my fiance. the kid has displayed psychotic tendencies, as well as potentially dangerous behavior (See: RED FLAG!), has been at work long enough to know entrances, exits, and the layout of the plant, and was just fired. In conclusion... I'm gonna miss you. That was brilliant, unlike several people in this thread. When you die I suggest the rest of us all go out drinking and tell tall tales of your life. Especially how you died of 4 heart attacks and the autopsy showed your heart looked like it it was filled with ricotta cheese. Did I steal a Bill Brasky bit? Yes I did and I'm proud of it. |
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Post by jack on Nov 14, 2007 23:10:46 GMT -5
I'll admit, the only part where I was trying to be funny was the Don West thing. Otherwise I was dead serious.
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Post by Cult Member BriGuy on Nov 14, 2007 23:16:02 GMT -5
Can I have your video games?
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Post by The Sam Kinnison Corps on Nov 14, 2007 23:20:40 GMT -5
If you don't post within 24 hours, I'll play Dropkick Murphys and Hatebreed in remembrance of you.
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I dont know good luck 
