Look for me on the 6 o'clock news tomorrow...

[Jean-Ralphio]

You spelled fiancee wrong, therefore she becomes mine when you go.

[Deleted]

That really sucks. Stay safe, bro.

[ahez]

I'm gonna miss you. That was brilliant, unlike several people in this thread. When you die I suggest the rest of us all go out drinking and tell tall tales of your life. Especially how you died of 4 heart attacks and the autopsy showed your heart looked like it it was filled with ricotta cheese.

Haha, actualy it was quite funny UNLIKE head

but im down with telling tales and getting drunk over some guy I dont even no

Hey maybe tomorow ill fake my own death!

Kidding buddy...... RIP

[Greg Weinstein]

This sucks. Who'll make the xxxxxkevinxxxxx jokes now?

[jj]

wait so there is a puerto rican who is gonna kill you and you are gonna be dead by the 6 o clock news tomorrow? RIP

[jack]

For the last time Im not trying to be funny, I just like expressing my hate for 50% of the members on this board.

If this is serious, even though I doubt it, Good luck.

[jj]

jack said:

For the last time Im not trying to be funny, I just like expressing my hate for 50% of the members on this board.

If this is serious, even though I doubt it, Good luck.

Can u be quiet, you said good luck in every sarcastic post you made, there is a guy who is gonna be dead here and ya'll are gonna sit here doing NOTHING, i suggest we plan the funeral and play an R-Kelly classic in "I Believe i can Fly" or in my case "I Believe i can shite....WOO....i believe i can shite myself, i think about it every night and day..... i spread my cheeks and shite away.....i can see my ass is sore, u see me running through the toilet door.....i BELIEVE i can shite....WOO....I...CAN....SHITE"

[ogsean]

*tips hat*

You've been a good member here the past 6 years, I've enjoyed many of your posts, and come to think of it, you're one of the few AFR/WWers still here. Scary to think we've been posting on the same message boards for like 8 years now.

I'm not sure where you work now, but here's to hoping a security guard takes the first shot and someone tackles him. Honestly though, call the police yourself, say a disgruntled employee made a threat to you as he was leaving after being fired yesterday. They'll at least be aware of the situation, even if they don't actively pursue him personally.

[Deep Figure Value]

NOT DEAD.

Word is that he DID show up for his ride, but they turned him away.
I did, however, almost wind up maimed by almost catching my hand in my steel shear, and almost dead, per result of my Baconator for dinner.

[Bubba Ray DJ]

smashyourenemies said:

NOT DEAD.

Word is that he DID show up for his ride, but they turned him away.
I did, however, almost wind up maimed by almost catching my hand in my steel shear, and almost dead, per result of my Baconator for dinner.

That was a close one.

[ogsean]

smashyourenemies said:

NOT DEAD.

Word is that he DID show up for his ride, but they turned him away.
I did, however, almost wind up maimed by almost catching my hand in my steel shear, and almost dead, per result of my Baconator for dinner.

EXTRA BACON PLZ!


I honestly get it without mayo and ketchup, I'm afriad the mayo would be just the kick that would clog the last little hole that the blood moves through in my arteries.

[Cult Member BriGuy]

when i first saw the commercial for it i thought it was a joke

im all for double meat and all but even im afraid of getting it

i dont want to die

[Deleted]

I hate Wendys food..


Mainly cuz I work there

[ogsean]

I've had the baconator like 12 times now, haven't died yet. Part of the fun of it is ordering extra cheese and bacon to see the looks on their faces, and then eating it and walking out of the restaurant. God, I want one now.

*minor heart attack*

Phew! Ok, I'm good.

[Deleted]

"It was about 10 minutes ago. Some guy broke into my truck. Yeah, he's a long-legged, pissed-off Puerto Rican."

- Tourettes Guy