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Post by CF9™ on Aug 14, 2008 22:01:49 GMT -5
Wow man, great writing. So much detail, and it's fun to read. Can't wait for another update.
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Post by DTP. on Aug 15, 2008 12:23:47 GMT -5
Your writing skills add a ton to this, and I love that you worked with Rob Van Dam. If you and Zeus had a match then that'd be perfect, say on this 'next day' of training it could happen and you would realise that Zeus is also a 'stiff douchebag'.
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 17, 2008 15:26:05 GMT -5
From The MySpace Blog of Matt Osbourne ---------
Sorry for the lack of updates, guys. Last night at the training session, I knocked out cold. I had to wrestle in a match against this bunghole, same one that punched me in the face the first day. Well he decided to stiff me, and he, apparently, threw me out of the ring. I don't remember this, but I remember waking up in the hospital. Apparently I wrestled a good match, and a local promoter wanted me to come out to a show, and be a fan who tries to save the main baby face. I told him that I'll think about it, but I was in a great amount of pain, I couldn't give him a full answer. So I'll still keep you update.
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Post by DTP. on Aug 17, 2008 16:32:13 GMT -5
Darn that dumbass who stiffed you. I hope he burns his...toast.
Still an entertaining story.
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Post by CF9™ on Aug 17, 2008 16:57:42 GMT -5
Damn, loving this. Can't wait to see if you get back at this bunghole.
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 17, 2008 17:23:00 GMT -5
So an atheist walks into an office...there's a joke in that...anyway...yeah I walked into a shabby looking office building that looked to once be a doctor's office. This was the main office for REW: Really Electric Wrestling...catchy name. Totally different atmosphere than RINGS. There wasn't a kind looking middle aged woman as the receptionist. In her place was a pissed off looking stripper. I told her I had an appointment with the owner, and she looked up with a ' off' look on her face. She told me to go to the end of the hall. I went in, and in a swinging chair, with two Playboy Bunny Wannabee's was the owner. He never explained his name, so I came up with Sleaze Bahl. Mr. Bahl told me that I sold so well, and I looked like I had more experience then anyone at the camp, except for Zeus that is(as shole), he wanted to have me wrestle for the company on a Pay Per Appearance agreement. I had only been in the wrestling business a few days, and I was already getting a full time job. I told him that I had some Backyard experience, and knew how to sell, and do most of the maneuvers. He told me that I could train at RINGS, and still be in REW, and that was fine with me. I told him that I'd be happy to sign the agreement. He passed over a photocopied looking piece of paper, and told me to sign on the dotted line...but there was no doted line..He then told me to sign where it looks like a place that needs to be signed...nice guy. So yeah I finally have a job, and I'm payed a decent fee of $300 per show. More than bagging groceries at Kroger's. I was given a piece of toilet paper with 'SChEDULAE' written on it. He was as smart as much as he looked. He told me to get out, as he groped the Wannabunnies breasts. I didn't wanna see what would happen next, so I got the hell out of there.
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Post by duan on Aug 17, 2008 21:32:33 GMT -5
haha best update thus far. congrads on the new job nugga Original. Duan sanchez may give you a call to come join SFW!
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Post by DTP. on Aug 18, 2008 5:36:44 GMT -5
haha best update thus far. congrads on the new job nugga Original. Duan sanchez may give you a call to come join SFW! Gold
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Post by Rated R on Aug 18, 2008 7:34:55 GMT -5
Another great update. I love how you capture the personalitys of the people you talk to, and how each one feels unique when reading. Hopefully you keep this one going, since it gets better every update.
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Post by Max on Aug 19, 2008 13:24:18 GMT -5
That last update was really well written. This is a great concept. I'm liking this so far.
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Post by CF9™ on Aug 19, 2008 16:51:43 GMT -5
Really great update man. Pretty funny, and as R said, you describe everyone with such detail that it seems real. Kind of reminds me of A Lions Tale. Original's funny/sarcastic personality is gold. This is really good man, GET ANOTHER UPDATE SOON.
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 19, 2008 16:59:17 GMT -5
Kind of reminds me of A Lions Tale. Dude, you don't know how much of a compliment that is. That's what I was going for, thanks man.
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 19, 2008 17:03:46 GMT -5
Tonight's the night. I debut in front of an audience. Me, Chris, and Brittney pack into a truck. Brittney and Chris are totally oblivious to what the plan is tonight. I have the money that Mr. Bahl gave to me for the tickets. I'm wearing my signature Pink Floyd T-Shirt, with black jeans. I forgot what Chris and Brittney were wearing, because shortly after we left, their clothes were off and they were in the back seat...maybe bringing them was a mistake? Although I did have my fun, braking at inconvenient moments. We arrived shortly at a small arena, that looked to be a small indoor basketball court for children. But inside, I learned that REW spared no expenses. There were Big HD TV's hanging over the curtain, hiding the locker rooms, lots of padding around the ring, ring aprons(which were rarities at the local shows I went to as a kid.), and a giant sound system around the arena. May not seem like it, but this was a big company. A Logo was on the screen with a thunderstorm in the background. I was amazed that I was working for this of all the indy companies. I knew that this was a very rare thing, and I was pumped. I told Chris and Brittney, that I was heading outside to call my folks and check up on them. They bought it, and I headed around the building and went in the back door used for wrestlers, or as Mike Tenay would say, TO THE BACK...door. I went in to see a lavish backstage area with monitors and such. I asked Bahl what was my cue, to which he responded 'Whenever you feel the time is right.' and then walked off with a angry look, before smothering his face onto a table...why he was smelling sugar, I'll never kno...oh...
So it was time for the main event, Jaysin Sabbath(the heel;hence the whole Sin in his name), taking on Daniel Power(the all American do-gooder). They both looked to be at least really decent. Jaysin came out to 'Electric Funeral' by Black Sabbath, and Power came out to 'Born in the USA' by Bruce Springsteen. Wouldn't it make sense to put a guy with the actual last name Osbourne, with a character with the last name Sabbath? Well...I'm not the booker man. The match was ok, not a 4 star match, barley three stars, but they were a whole lot better than what was on the lower card and midcard. Power almost had Sabbath put away, until Zeus Hughes, who was working as simply Zeus, ran in and clotheslined the **** out of Power, thus making Powers the winner by DQ. Chris and Brittney were yelling obscenities and him, and I looked around, and did the typical cinematic thing, a FLASHBACK! I remembered when Sleaze Bahl said that 'I'll know when to attack'...so this is what he meant. I looked at Chris and Brittney again, who were pissed at Zeus(who wasn't supposed to be there). I jumped over the guard railing and rolled into the ring and drop kicked Zeus. I clotheslined Sabbath out of the ring. I did the 'COME ON YEW PUSSAYZ!' taunt, as Chris and Brittney looked on with a look of shock on their faces. I helped Power up, and raised his hand, the fans applauded. Powers shook my hand until Mr. Tator, the commissioner, came out(was his first name Dick? Actually yes...) and told me, since I attacked the Carolina champion, and I was feeling so froggy, that next week in this arena, Jaysin Sabbath would team with 'The Man That The Greeks Worshiped' Zeus to take on Daniel Power...and ME! I looked at him with my best Colin Delaney face, as he smiled and told me to enjoy my last days on earth. I looked at Power who now had I microphone in his hand. He said that we needed to train for this epic encounter. So me and Power headed TO THE BACK(!, Where Crystal was standing by with Team 3D!). Bahl told me, with a coked up look on his face, that I did a fantastic job, and handed me a fat envelope..and not by amount, I mean there were balled up tissues with with Bahl's nasty snot in them, along with my check..I quickly got that check cashed. As me and the gang headed home, I didn't have to listen to there hourly tonsil hockey game, instead I listened to them marking out over how awesome that was, that I got a match booked. They were just like the little 10 year olds in the front row, I had them in the palm of my hand.
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Post by Max on Aug 19, 2008 17:47:28 GMT -5
Kind of reminds me of A Lions Tale. Dude, you don't know how much of a compliment that is. That's what I was going for, thanks man. I just noticed that too. That last entry was nice. I lol'd at the smelling sugar part. The writing only gets better and better with each entry. Keep up the good work
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Post by Iron Man on Aug 19, 2008 17:52:39 GMT -5
haha, it does remind me of a Lion's tale as well. Some good stuff Matt. Some really good detail as well which makes it alot better. Can't comment on anything else really other than I can't wait for the next update.
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Post by CF9™ on Aug 19, 2008 18:04:44 GMT -5
VIDS OF TEM SEXIN IT TEH BAK SEET? Awesome update again man. It was really cool the way that you debuted, and the smelling sugar part was pretty funny. Can't wait to read through his run in this promotion. No rly, vids of tem sexin in the back seat??
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 19, 2008 19:09:28 GMT -5
VIDS OF TEM SEXIN IT TEH BAK SEET? Sadly no.
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Post by kurtangleisgod on Aug 19, 2008 19:52:49 GMT -5
I really laughed at the smelling of the sugar. I enjoyed the new entry Matt. Good to see you run in at a good time, and your first match with this fed will be great, I cannot wait to see how it goes. Wannabunnies actually did legit sound like a Jericho remark, so I agree, you nailed a Jericho feeling there. I can't wait until your character does some mic work.
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Post by Red Dragon on Aug 20, 2008 2:34:14 GMT -5
Yeah this is just plain awsomeness, it just flows so well. You tell the story and add funny bits in allmost every line. Best bit is you breaking at inconvenient moments thats a classic. Can't wait to see how you do a match write up and I hope things start going worse for you. Funny things allways happen when your life is getting worse, keep this going, good luck
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Post by revolution on Aug 20, 2008 3:30:24 GMT -5
This is really good. Keep it up.
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