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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2008 20:54:59 GMT -5
Jack bullies us on here by docking our post. His wife docks his ____, finish.
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Post by Greg Weinstein on Aug 19, 2008 20:55:04 GMT -5
Let's do it.
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 19, 2008 20:56:19 GMT -5
That's what Jack said when his wife asked him if he wanted her to pleasure him. Yet he didn't get the right message, and thought she was going to buy him another pet. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2008 20:56:33 GMT -5
Does Jack have the power to banlete someone using a finger. I hope not. The world would be empty by now.
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Post by Tim Tebow™ on Aug 19, 2008 20:58:15 GMT -5
jack's wife is a greyhound, his pet is a women.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2008 20:59:33 GMT -5
When Jack and his wife fight, the whole time, he has his eyes closed and pointing at her while yelling "banlete" at her.
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 19, 2008 21:01:01 GMT -5
Jack is probably gonna give me a warning bar for starting this thread, hell, he will probably ban me. Or at least race his greyhounds.
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Post by Rooty on Aug 19, 2008 21:02:38 GMT -5
And if she married that guy she deserves it. Now THAT was good Why thank you |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2008 21:02:52 GMT -5
Jack does randomly banlete people! Maybe he puts usernames on his greyhounds and races them. The winner is banleted.
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 19, 2008 21:08:21 GMT -5
This thread is about as dead as George Carlin.
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Post by Double J on Aug 19, 2008 21:09:47 GMT -5
This thread is about as dead as George Carlin. It probably would have helped if the thread was, you know, funny. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2008 21:10:28 GMT -5
I think I seen Jack at my window looking in at me one time when I was sleeping,  which made me spam in my bed. |
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Post by Sims on Aug 19, 2008 21:12:13 GMT -5
I had to job to Jack before I could register....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2008 21:13:43 GMT -5
^^ I had to beat his greyhounds in a race  |
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 19, 2008 21:14:03 GMT -5
This thread is about as dead as George Carlin. It probably would have helped if the thread was, you know, funny. Well then maybe more people should join in. |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 19, 2008 21:34:49 GMT -5
Jack has an animal obsession, there's no denying that. I mean, they filmed all of the animal scenes for Evan Almighty at his house. The only way he can get turned on to have sex with his wife is if she agrees to do it doggystyle. Jack is the guy that killed a twelve year old boy just so he could be the first person in his hometown to own the WWE Classics three pack that came with Frankie, Matilda and Damien. Sometimes he does go a little overboard, though. I once told him that my golden retriever, Hubble, was better than any 20 of the mutts he had running around his place and I was banned for two weeks. When I came back, I made fun of his wife... got nothing. Jack has a... unique look to him. I once thought I saw him at the airport. The hair was darker and longer, but in the face... Anyway, I approached the guy and introduced myself. It turned out to be Ron Jeremy, who assured me he didn't have "no goddamn wrestling toy board on the Internet." We know that running a place like WFigs can't be easy. The only bright spot for him is if a kid shows him up, at least he can ban their ass and make us forget they ever existed. Hey, that reminds me, whatever happened to...  , what was his name again? Seriously, if not for Jack, we wouldn't have a place to hang out and have our debates and talk about whatever. He gave us all an opportunity to meet people and make some new friends and for that, I am eternally thankful. Thanks, Jack. |
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Aug 19, 2008 21:41:51 GMT -5
What Jack really does is take random kids and make them go in his backyard and race his greyhounds. If they lose, they are banleted. Won't you please adopt a former greyhound-racing child today? |
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Post by Suckasays on Aug 19, 2008 21:42:05 GMT -5
It could be good if people kept it in good taste. It would probably be better suited for the banter board though.
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Post by btdwnf on Aug 19, 2008 21:43:10 GMT -5
Jack dont give us warning bars we are just playing.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Aug 19, 2008 21:43:42 GMT -5
It could be good if people kept it in good taste. It would probably be better suited for the banter board though. But then Jack would never see it...he avoids the banter board like it has parvo or something. |
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