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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2008 17:33:19 GMT -5
I slip in to the background easily, though really so does 95% of every poster in this thread.
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Post by Fiasco on Nov 3, 2008 14:34:27 GMT -5
Hey it's wonderful to be here at the WF Roast. I'd like to thank Dave Grohl's beard for paying to fly me here. By the way man, it's much abliged that you poked holes in the box before you sent me air-mail. I'm not saying he's cheap but my in flight meal consisted of a few triscuit crackers and a can of squeeze cheese. Only the best! Anyway, is Tommy Lee here? No. Damn, looking around I was under the impression he would be since this is such a Motley looking  ing Crew. Hey word of advice, if you guys are out drinking later at the after party and Slappy offers to push your stool in for you, he's not being nice. He's trying to bone you. Nah, in all seriousness folks, Slappy's been in a longtime relationship with fellow irishman Patrick Fitzgerald. Yeah, alot of people don't know Slappy's also Irish, his name is Gerald Fitzpatrick. I heard their would be a big time celebrity here but I guess we'll just have to settle for Jack Specific. Jesus Christ man, you are like a real life Ace Ventura. I mean can you imagine what Jack's co-workers must think when he's around? "What the smells like dog urine and cat ****? Oh hey Jack!" Nah, I kid because I love...don't ban me. That's the other thing that is really hilarious when you think about it. Banning. "Oh no, does this mean I'll have to read 4 John Titor threads, 2 poll's about someone pet dying, and a thread asking for medical advice somewhere else?" Honestly, what kind of a genius would ask for medical advice on a wrestling action figure board? That's like a chick going to a mechanic to have her ovaries worked on. I see King Shocker is also in attendance. Nice of you to spend some time out of the WWE cave and get away from all your loyal subjects. King of WWE Hub is like the most hilarious thing of all time. Who or what do you rule anyway? A couple of threads on Spanky's gimmick change and daily debates on who the greatest worker of all time was? It's like some magical enchanted land from a Mother Goose fairy tale... if Mother Goose was a mildly intellectually- disabled midget with club foot. Nice for Booker T to come out as well. I'll save you the trouble of hearing his speech since I snuck a peek at it. Ahem. "9/10 Awesome paint job." Win |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2008 20:44:53 GMT -5
You know who we should roast! Because I don't.  |
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Post by Epic Z on Dec 9, 2008 21:42:57 GMT -5
OH ROAST ME ROAST MEEE!
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Post by infantile on Dec 30, 2008 21:01:48 GMT -5
I mistake the word roast for toast.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2009 3:13:16 GMT -5
Hey it's wonderful to be here at the WF Roast. I'd like to thank Dave Grohl's beard for paying to fly me here. By the way man, it's much abliged that you poked holes in the box before you sent me air-mail. I'm not saying he's cheap but my in flight meal consisted of a few triscuit crackers and a can of squeeze cheese. Only the best! Anyway, is Tommy Lee here? No. Damn, looking around I was under the impression he would be since this is such a Motley looking ing Crew. Hey word of advice, if you guys are out drinking later at the after party and Slappy offers to push your stool in for you, he's not being nice. He's trying to bone you. Nah, in all seriousness folks, Slappy's been in a longtime relationship with fellow irishman Patrick Fitzgerald. Yeah, alot of people don't know Slappy's also Irish, his name is Gerald Fitzpatrick. I heard their would be a big time celebrity here but I guess we'll just have to settle for Jack Specific. Jesus Christ man, you are like a real life Ace Ventura. I mean can you imagine what Jack's co-workers must think when he's around? "What the smells like dog urine and cat ****? Oh hey Jack!" Nah, I kid because I love...don't ban me. That's the other thing that is really hilarious when you think about it. Banning. "Oh no, does this mean I'll have to read 4 John Titor threads, 2 poll's about someone pet dying, and a thread asking for medical advice somewhere else?" Honestly, what kind of a genius would ask for medical advice on a wrestling action figure board? That's like a chick going to a mechanic to have her ovaries worked on. I see King Shocker is also in attendance. Nice of you to spend some time out of the WWE cave and get away from all your loyal subjects. King of WWE Hub is like the most hilarious thing of all time. Who or what do you rule anyway? A couple of threads on Spanky's gimmick change and daily debates on who the greatest worker of all time was? It's like some magical enchanted land from a Mother Goose fairy tale... if Mother Goose was a mildly intellectually- disabled midget with club foot. Nice for Booker T to come out as well. I'll save you the trouble of hearing his speech since I snuck a peek at it. Ahem. "9/10 Awesome paint job." Wow after reading that I learned something. I learned that you have about as much of a life as the guys who were in the inner circle. Seriously you would think someone who's 6'6 would be out doing something better than playing with star wars toys. Boy those jokes were pretty funny, did you come up with them yourself? I'd believe it, your jokes presented a lame attempt of laughter just like the PWF. Lets see if I can do this Hey I see hexus is here, hey bro give me a call sometime. And Slappy don't think I forgot about you, if there's one thing I know about you, that's you sure know how to suck....the life out of any discussion on WF. as for the big man him self, the Bill Watts of WF Jack Specific, I cant really say anything bad about you. Seriously Jay you're a great guy and we have had some good convos Oh and before I go I want to update everyone on the whereabouts of chase...You can find him/her on the corner of 4th ave hey relax its a roast after all |
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Post by sean™ on Jan 15, 2009 18:15:10 GMT -5
Perhaps we should rename this thread to "EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!"
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Post by Bubba Ray DJ on Jan 16, 2009 1:28:26 GMT -5
What the hell...people still post in this thread?
The fact that someone quoted and insulted me based on a post I made back in August of last year may perhaps be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the internet. Period.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2009 14:19:50 GMT -5
What the hell...people still post in this thread? The fact that someone quoted and insulted me based on a post I made back in August of last year may perhaps be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the internet. Period. Aww  1. The thread was still open so yeah people could still post here 2. It's called a ROAST for a reason, the whole point is to insult. Perhaps you missed this memo? 3. The fact that someone got insulted based on a post I made back in January of this year may perhaps be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the internet. Period. And if your so taken back by this thread in general then why even post. |
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Post by Bubba Ray DJ on Jan 23, 2009 15:31:13 GMT -5
What the hell...people still post in this thread? The fact that someone quoted and insulted me based on a post I made back in August of last year may perhaps be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the internet. Period. Aww 1. The thread was still open so yeah people could still post here 2. It's called a ROAST for a reason, the whole point is to insult. Perhaps you missed this memo? 3. The fact that someone got insulted based on a post I made back in January of this year may perhaps be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the internet. Period. And if your so taken back by this thread in general then why even post. I was referring to the fact that it took someone that long to come up with something. Don't get your panties in a twist. |
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Post by spawnsyxx9 on Jan 23, 2009 15:36:11 GMT -5
oO...
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