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Post by johnnymalloy on Aug 15, 2008 4:18:56 GMT -5
So many odd and funny things have been said on the ultimate fighter, that just stuck out for whatever reason. List your unforgettable line here.
"BE FIRST EMERSON!!!"
(something along these lines) "I woke up and I was like GOD? No it was Chris Leben, and he was pissed."
more later...
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Post by Codesters on Aug 15, 2008 5:05:54 GMT -5
"Don't Let him Knee Ya in the Ass! That crap Hurts......"
-Quinton Jackson
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Post by Johnny Lawrence - Cobra Kai on Aug 15, 2008 7:11:16 GMT -5
"Charles McCarthy.... it is not you... " -- Shonie Carter, TUF 4
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Post by xtremebadass on Aug 15, 2008 11:40:21 GMT -5
I forgot who it was, but they were talking about Marlon Simms.
"He makes everyone of his fights seem like a Steven Seigal Movie"
"Marlon...shananigans."
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Post by Johnny Lawrence - Cobra Kai on Aug 15, 2008 11:46:03 GMT -5
Some more:
"You fatherless bastard!" -- Bobby Southworth to Chris Leben on TUF 1
"It looks like you're takin' a tinkle, a$*****!" -- Matt Serra, talking smack to a giant photo of Matt Hughes, TUF 6
"I gotta go deal with a bitch." -- Matt Serra, on his way to talk his friend Joe Scarola out of quitting TUF 6
"I'm gonna smash your little head!" -- Ken Shamrock to Tito Ortiz on TUF 3, in perhaps the most incorrect use of the word "little" in the history of MMA
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Post by Ian from 616Entertainment. on Aug 15, 2008 13:27:53 GMT -5
Brian Gheraty-"Who throws a head kick in a street fight? What is he, Vanne Damme?"
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Post by Codesters on Aug 15, 2008 14:42:45 GMT -5
Just thought of one.... "I'm gonna kickyour ass monkey boy"- Shamrock to ortiz
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Post by DWright on Aug 15, 2008 14:55:14 GMT -5
"Jorge is a good fighter"
- Rich Franklin
...what?
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Post by Codesters on Aug 15, 2008 14:58:46 GMT -5
"Jorge is a good fighter" - Rich Franklin ...what? CHEAPSHOT!  |
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Post by DWright on Aug 15, 2008 15:01:49 GMT -5
But...it's true!
I wish I could remember some of the shots at Mac Danzig or Luke Cummo. I remember people just ripping on both.
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Post by Johnny Lawrence - Cobra Kai on Aug 15, 2008 20:48:11 GMT -5
But...it's true! I wish I could remember some of the shots at Mac Danzig or Luke Cummo. I remember people just ripping on both. I just remember Mac Danzig getting really irritated about someone trying to eat his vegan food, and then when they asked what it was, he said in a really whiny tone, "It's just f---in' garbanzo beans and some f---in' hummus!!" |
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Post by Mr. Bo Ziffer on Aug 17, 2008 17:39:34 GMT -5
"Rory...is gay." TUF 3
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Post by bodawg on Aug 21, 2008 8:13:02 GMT -5
Here's a classic scene.
Bonnar - "A problem we were talking about earlier; somebody wanted to make some asparagus yesterday and all that was in there was a bunch of stalks. Apparently you cut all the heads off the asparagus...."
Sanchez - "Yeah, umm..."
Bonnar - ".....and put them in the shake AND put all the stalks back. Now if someone wants to eat asparagus, they don't want to eat stalks. There is 16 people living here, man! You're next shakes going to be purely stalks to even this out. Blar blar blar.....
Sanchez - "Well... I really didn't even know what asparagus really is and it made me.. And it made my piss sting and I'm not gonna eat it again. So you don't gotta worry about it, all right?"
Bonnar - "No more playing stupid. You know what asparagus is?
Sanchez - "I do know what asparagus is now. I ain't listening to you."
Bonnar - "Well you better start, man."
Sanchez - "You gonna make me? You gonna make me listen to you?"
Bonnar - "It looks like I might have to."
Sanchez - "Do something about it, man. Do something about it."
Bonnar - "I think I might have to."
Sanchez - "If you think you're my dad, do something about it."
Bonnar - "Well.. I don't know if I'm your dad for sure, there's a very good possibility, but it all seriousness.. I'm just saying, come on... Have some god damn common courtesy."
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