Post by xshawnxwilliamsx on Dec 5, 2006 0:16:46 GMT -5
As the sun fades into the shadows of the darkness, there calmly sits a wrestler by the name of Shawn Williams.
I came here to WFWF to make a name for myself, and to show these fans that I came here to make history in the wrestling buisness..I didn't come here to be a jobber...or to be some mis-used gimmicked wrestler. I came here to showcase my talent and my wrestling abilities for all you fans.
*Shawn lifts up off his chair and starts walking down a trail surrounded by lifeless trees and crimson shaded leaves.*
I've been angered by the lack of intelligence from wrestlers in this area....none of them seem to appreciate what they achieve or what oppertunities could come there way. They brush everything they've done off and sell-out to all these fans to go elsewhere. Well, I'm not that type of person. I didn't come to make money, like I stated before I came here to bring my in-ring abilties to this very ring.
*He quickly heads over to a nearby bench and picks up a moist large black garbage bag filled with various objects.*
You see..here in this bag is a few things I dispise in life...
*Shawn tips the bag over and out comes all the stuff flooding all over the muddy wet trail*
Here is something I hate..
*He holds up a package of light tubes*
Ultraviolence...Deathmatch whatever you wanna call it is fine by me. It's a disgrace to this buisness, it takes no talent to go out and mutilate someone with Light Tubes and Barbed Wire. It take talent to go out there and put on a 60 minute pure technical wrestling clinic.
*He crouches down once again and scrambles around the ground reaching for something*
Here we go, this is another thing about this World that has messed up society and young teens who are growing up..this right here is a pipe, used for Marijuana obviously. This is the kind of thing that destroys futures for young people. I bet alot of wrestlers here in WFWF have been smoking weed before shows...getting high and as a result having a poorly done match with just botched moves and a pissed off owner.
Well instead of me going on for another 80 minutes about what else is in this bag...just let me get this taken care of...
*Shawn stuffs the stuff back in the bag and crawls under the bench again to grab a red can*
*He starts pooring the red can, which appears to be lighter fluid of sorts all over the bag filled with the Light Tubes, Pipe and all the other objects in there.*
*Shawn removes a lighter from his left coat pocket and aims it right at the bag*
You guys ready for this? 1-2.....No wait..stop stop....this isn't good enough for me.
*Shawn heads back over to the bench once again and takes out a small backpack, he quickly dumps the backpacks things on the bench.
Here we got...3 packages of Firecrackers, M80, and a Bottle Rocket.
*Shawn then begins ductaping the M80, Firecrackers and Bottle Rocket all to the bag and tieing all the fuses together.*
*He then picks it all up at once and makes his way to the railing on the side of the road, which is a straight down cliff which seems like around 100 feet long.*
*He grabs the lighter fluid and dumps the entire thing all over the bag once again to make sure it will light good. He then takes the lighter and lights the trail of soaken wet lighter fluid on the bag and it then begins to go up in flames, before everything goes off he launches it high up in the sky and it EXPLOADS! And goes crashing down into the water below.*
*Shawn then makes his way back to his lonesome black rental car*
I came here to WFWF to make a name for myself, and to show these fans that I came here to make history in the wrestling buisness..I didn't come here to be a jobber...or to be some mis-used gimmicked wrestler. I came here to showcase my talent and my wrestling abilities for all you fans.
*Shawn lifts up off his chair and starts walking down a trail surrounded by lifeless trees and crimson shaded leaves.*
I've been angered by the lack of intelligence from wrestlers in this area....none of them seem to appreciate what they achieve or what oppertunities could come there way. They brush everything they've done off and sell-out to all these fans to go elsewhere. Well, I'm not that type of person. I didn't come to make money, like I stated before I came here to bring my in-ring abilties to this very ring.
*He quickly heads over to a nearby bench and picks up a moist large black garbage bag filled with various objects.*
You see..here in this bag is a few things I dispise in life...
*Shawn tips the bag over and out comes all the stuff flooding all over the muddy wet trail*
Here is something I hate..
*He holds up a package of light tubes*
Ultraviolence...Deathmatch whatever you wanna call it is fine by me. It's a disgrace to this buisness, it takes no talent to go out and mutilate someone with Light Tubes and Barbed Wire. It take talent to go out there and put on a 60 minute pure technical wrestling clinic.
*He crouches down once again and scrambles around the ground reaching for something*
Here we go, this is another thing about this World that has messed up society and young teens who are growing up..this right here is a pipe, used for Marijuana obviously. This is the kind of thing that destroys futures for young people. I bet alot of wrestlers here in WFWF have been smoking weed before shows...getting high and as a result having a poorly done match with just botched moves and a pissed off owner.
Well instead of me going on for another 80 minutes about what else is in this bag...just let me get this taken care of...
*Shawn stuffs the stuff back in the bag and crawls under the bench again to grab a red can*
*He starts pooring the red can, which appears to be lighter fluid of sorts all over the bag filled with the Light Tubes, Pipe and all the other objects in there.*
*Shawn removes a lighter from his left coat pocket and aims it right at the bag*
You guys ready for this? 1-2.....No wait..stop stop....this isn't good enough for me.
*Shawn heads back over to the bench once again and takes out a small backpack, he quickly dumps the backpacks things on the bench.
Here we got...3 packages of Firecrackers, M80, and a Bottle Rocket.
*Shawn then begins ductaping the M80, Firecrackers and Bottle Rocket all to the bag and tieing all the fuses together.*
*He then picks it all up at once and makes his way to the railing on the side of the road, which is a straight down cliff which seems like around 100 feet long.*
*He grabs the lighter fluid and dumps the entire thing all over the bag once again to make sure it will light good. He then takes the lighter and lights the trail of soaken wet lighter fluid on the bag and it then begins to go up in flames, before everything goes off he launches it high up in the sky and it EXPLOADS! And goes crashing down into the water below.*
*Shawn then makes his way back to his lonesome black rental car*
