Can someone help me find my perfect phone?

[Blackjack]

I'm not that up-to-date with cell phones. I've had the same one for the past 3 1/2 years. This holiday season I'm looking for a new phone. So I'm asking if there are any experts on here.

Must have these

T-Mobile capable so I can just put my sim card in it
a camera on it
AIM on it
the ability to record things (such as songs) and set them as your ring tone
a GPS is a plus (not a major want)
the phone is either a flip or a slide type phone

[uzerx]

T-Mobile? Perfect phone? Haha

[mcjoshuav1]

get a sidekick dog.

[Hulkamaniac]

The best cell phone is a dead cell phone. Cell phones are the spawn of Satan. Your perfect phone is no phone at all.

[Lennon]

The Sidekick seems to be the perfect phone for what you need.

[Does that make me bad?]

With technology constantly updating there really isn't a perfect phone