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Post by Blackjack on Nov 16, 2007 14:25:07 GMT -5
Almost everyday after school when I come out to my car I find bird crap on it. I have a black car and I'm the only one who gets hit. My friend next to me has a white car and has remained untouched all year.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2007 15:30:07 GMT -5
Birds are racist.
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Post by EventOmega on Nov 16, 2007 16:19:57 GMT -5
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Post by Blackjack on Nov 16, 2007 16:32:49 GMT -5
Actually what kind of makes your post more funny is that they are seaguls. All birds few south for the winter I think. I've only seen seaguls recently.
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Post by Tony D Enterprises™ on Nov 16, 2007 20:14:35 GMT -5
Birds are like illegal immigrants they should be shot when seen on a fence.
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Post by ultimatethey on Nov 17, 2007 14:47:12 GMT -5
More like thread of the day. |
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Post by BRYAN on Nov 17, 2007 17:55:44 GMT -5
Birds are like illegal immigrants they should be shot when seen on a fence. you went a little too far my friend |
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Post by scottsteiner on Nov 17, 2007 17:58:42 GMT -5
They also like blue cars, as I am witness to.
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Post by uzerx on Nov 17, 2007 18:02:47 GMT -5
Birds are like illegal immigrants they should be shot when seen on a fence. you went a little too far my friend Thats not too far, ILLEGAL immigrants. |
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Post by mailer on Nov 17, 2007 21:29:07 GMT -5
i dont know maybee balck is easier to see
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Post by Johnny on Nov 17, 2007 21:43:37 GMT -5
Birds are like illegal immigrants they should be shot when seen on a fence. That reminds me of a little joke. Wat do you call a scik bird? Ill eagle (illegal!) |
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Post by ● kaneisdaman ● on Nov 18, 2007 4:07:20 GMT -5
Make sure you clear it off though. It can actually be harmful to paint jobs.
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Post by sycho1warrior on Nov 18, 2007 4:56:30 GMT -5
ye birds like the colour black, we where black blazers in school and my friend was standing there and a bird randomly did their business in him.
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Post by superhappyjoyjoy on Nov 18, 2007 16:24:45 GMT -5
ye birds like the colour black, we where black blazers in school and my friend was standing there and a bird randomly did their business in him. Dude, your friend got raped. Big time. |
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Post by S on Nov 18, 2007 16:36:53 GMT -5
I thought this thread was about impressing women
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Post by purpleisaaw on Nov 18, 2007 22:00:00 GMT -5
maybe but ive seen a white car just coated in bird poo so you never know
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Post by GBGav on Nov 19, 2007 13:45:23 GMT -5
Bird droppings are more likely to be spotted on a black car. White cars everywhere could be covered in the stuff but you just don’t notice it. It blends in, you see?
In high temperatures black cars retain more heat so are very hot to the touch. You could imagine a bird’s surprise to land on such a hot vehicle, perhaps giving it such a shock it would empty its bowels all over your hood.
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Post by Gangrel-Brood on Nov 19, 2007 14:33:23 GMT -5
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout birds in cars, birds in cars...
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