WCWA Presents: Not A One Off

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WCWA Presents
“Not a One Off”
From the Fieldhouse in Bloomington, Indiana
Streaming Live on IWTV

July 20th 2024.

In 5… 4… 3…. 2….

The familiar scene of the landing on the moon plays through, ending with the planting of a flag reading “IWTV”. It’s the cold open for live streaming on independentwrestling.tv.

From the package, we come LIVE to the Fieldhouse in Bloomington, Indiana, a bug in the upper left corner showing we are, in fact, live. Joe Dombrowski welcomes us on a cold open as “Anarchy” by KMFDM plays through the building, the cameras panning over the crowd of nearly a thousand.

Joe Dombrowski: Welcome everyone once again to WCWA! We are coming to you from the home of Indiana University, Bloomington, Indiana, for another edition of WCWA on IndependentWrestling.TV. I am your host, Joe Dombrowski.

Allison Danger: And I’m in charge, I’m Allison Danger.

Joe Dombrowski: And with no time to waste, let’s send it up to our ring announcer, Zane Pasley.

Cut to the ring to Zane Pasley, standing center ring staring at the hard camera in a suit. Near him stands referee Kat Carter.

Zane Pasley: Our opening contest is set for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit. Your referee is Kat Carter.

Kat salutes the camera as it gets a tight shot on her. “Lap Dance” by N.E.R.D begins to play over the P/A system and SeXXXy Eddy makes his way out onto the small stage area.

Zane Pasley: Introducing first, from Very Long Beach, California, “The Triple X Sex Express” SeXXXy Eddy!

Eddy is girating, thrusting, and generally being obscene on his way to the ring, catching a full view of the roam cam, where he sticks out his pierced tongue. He rolls into the ring, immediately snatching the microphone from Zane Pasley. “Lap Dance” abruptly cuts off.

SeXXXy Eddy: Last time out here, I didn’t get to do my dance, I got dropped on legos, I got lit on fire, I got my BALLS lit on fire, and tonight, NONE OF THAT! Tonight, before I wrestle, I’m going to TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF! I’m not gonna have some fool choking me with my pants. I’m not into men choking me with my own pants! Now pretty ladies..

He eyeballs referee Kat Carter in the corner.

SeXXXy Eddy: If a pretty lady wanted to choke me with my pants, I could get into that.

Joe Dombrowski: In a post speaking out world, it’s remarkable that SeXXXy Eddy still exists.

Allison Danger: Ref Kat isn’t having any of it.

Kat Carter has a disgusted look painted on her face.

SeXXXy Eddy: Music guy, hit my music, so I can TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!

“Lap Dance” by N.E.R.D. hits again and Eddy begins dancing. First in the center ring, but quickly turning his attention to referee Kat. First comes the vest, he suggestively takes it off, throwing it towards Kat, who wisely ducks. There’s much gyration to his walking as he walks towards Kat, in one swift motion breaking away his pants and stripping down to his tiny underpants wrestling tights. Before this display can go any further, his music abruptly cuts off, replaced by “All My Friends Are Dead” by CKY. Zane Pasley retrieves his microphone.

Zane Pasley: And his opponent, from right here in Bloomington, Indiana, he is “Wildheart” Cole RADRICK!

The hometown crowd gives Cole a huge reaction as he makes his way through the curtain, slapping fans hands in route to the ring. Cole slides in, going to the top rope and doing a much more abridged strip routine, pulling his Indianapolis Colts jersey off and throwing it to someone inside the guardrail at ringside. Cole hops down, Kat quickly checking him for foreign objects. With Cole found clean and Kat unwilling to touch SeXXXy Eddy, and him having nowhere to hide anything, she calls for the opening bell.

Joe Dombrowski: Bell sounds and we’re underway with our opening match up. We saw Cole Radrick debut on the last show, in a losing effort to Michael Façade of the BLK Out. Meanwhile, SeXXXy Eddy also came up short in a barbaric death match against John Wayne Murdoch, that saw the use of glass, fire, and brawling all over the building.

Allison Danger: They used an umbrella, too!

Joe Dombrowski: There’ll be none of that in this one, traditional wrestling rules in effect, as Cole Radrick takes on SeXXXy Eddy.

Both men a similar size, the age painted in SeXXXy Eddy’s hair and beard showing he’s the more experienced.

Joe Dombrowski: Big gap in experience here, as SeXXXy Eddy started wrestling in 1999, twenty five year veteran of the sport. Cole Radrick? Just twenty seven years old.

Allison Danger: Christ, that means SeXXXy Eddy has been hooking up with girls that weren’t even alive when he started wrestling, legally, and for quite a… bit. Sorry, I threw up in my mouth a little bit there.

Collar and elbow tie up center ring. Eddy has a little bit of size advantage on Cole and is able to overpower Cole on the tie up, pushing him all the way to the mat. Referee Kat goes down for a count, 1… kick out by Cole at one. Should up and Cole works his way back to a vertical base. Boot to the gut from Cole breaks one hand free from the test of strength. He runs to the corner, springboarding off the second rope, flinging himself backwards and arm dragging SeXXXy Eddy across the ring.

Joe Dombrowski: Eddy’s going to have the power advantage here it looks like, so if Cole has any chance of winning, he’s going to have to use his speed to his advantage.

Allison Danger: Cole is a great high flyer. You see the video of the guy jumping off a wall at him? Missed everything, splattered on the floor. I saw it on Ridiculousness on MTV.

Eddy back to his feet. He rushes at Cole. Cole catches him with a body slam. Eddy right back up. He rushes at Cole who catches him with a hip toss. Eddy right back up, Cole dropkicks him and this time, Eddy bails to the outside. But this isn’t a safe haven. SeXXXy Eddy is regaining his bearings on the floor. Cole Radrick takes off to the far ropes, then back to the near ropes, diving up and over the top rope and to the floor, crashing all the way through Eddy with a clothesline and sending both wrestlers over the guardrail and to the front row.

Allison Danger: In the “before times”, we had riot control polycarbonate guardrails. Came up to about shoulder height but clear so you could see right through them. Ya know, like the type hockey arenas use. Everyone always wondered, why do you guys use those instead of traditional “bicycle rails”. We’re one match into show two back and this is the third time wrestlers have tumbled right over the rails and into the crowd.

Cole immediately back to his feet. He tries to grab a ringside chair, but the entire row are tied together. Instead of one chair, he gets eight, and he dumps all eight chairs onto Eddy. The eight displaced fans are super happy that all of their chairs have been used. Cole backs up, then dives onto the entire row of chairs with a senton, squashing Eddy under all of the chairs.

Joe Dombrowski: We’re one match in and we’re already destroying the building.

Allison Danger: Relax, learn to embrace the bomb.

Cole back to his feet. The count out is rising from referee Kat Carter in the ring. Cole pushes the guardrails closer to the ring, three sections of it, making the front row very wide, before jumping back over and into the ring. He climbs to the top rope once in the ring. SeXXXy Eddy is slow to his feet and when he’s finally fully up, Cole Radrick dives from the top rope, all the way to the floor in the crowd, wiping out Eddy and sending both grapplers crashing into the second row of chairs, knocking even more chairs and drinks over.

Allison Danger: This is match one!

Joe Dombrowski: And it’s only going to escalate from here!

Cole back to his feet. He scoops the dazed and confused SeXXXy Eddy up and throws him over the guard rails. Cole starts to climb over the rails, Eddy quickly gets enough of his senses to jerk the rail up and smash the top into Cole’s crotch. Groggily, Eddy rolls into the ring to break the count.

Allison Danger: Cold steel bar meets pee pee, shades of Hackenschmidt.

Joe Dombrowski: It’s not scientific, but it’s swung the momentum back in SeXXXy Eddy’s favor

Cole crumbles off the rail and to the floor inside the guardrail. Back outside, SeXXXy Eddy grabs the rail, slamming it into the back of Cole’s head. Eddy grabs Cole, rolling him back into the ring. Eddy climbs to the apron, then all the way to the top rope. He’s looking for something, but he’s hotdogging. Cole slowly to his feet and he shakes the top rope, causing Eddy to crotch himself on the buckle.

Allison Danger: Cold steel bar meets pee pee, shades of Hackenschmidt.

Joe Dombrowski: Stop that! George Hackenschmidt never hit anyone in the pee pee!

Cole regains his bearings. He climbs the ropes. Eddy yelling “OW, MY DICK!! MY DICK HURTS!!” loud enough for the cameras to pick up. Cole to the top rope. He hooks Eddy in a front chancery, scooping the underneath him. Cole struggling to gain leverage. He steps up to the top rope. Eddy steps with him. And with that, Cole is able to hook Eddy up and over, bringing both men crashing from the top rope all the way to the mat with a superplex.

Joe Dombrowski: SUPERPLEX FROM COLE RADRICK!

Radrick is able to put an arm over Eddy, referee Kat Carter down for the count, 1…..2… kick out at two from SeXXXy Eddy. Cole up and he’s shocked. Cole quickly back to his feet. He pulls SeXXXy Eddy up. Eddy breaks free with a Tracy X. Boot to the gut from Eddy and an X Factor from SeXXXy Eddy!

Allison Danger: Shades of Tracy Smothers and if I hear one “Go Cole Go” or an “Eddy Sucks!” EVERYONE DIES! Ultra super mega mass homicide!

Joe Dombrowski: T is for terrible, H is for hell, U is for ugly, and G is for jail cause a thug can’t spell.

Eddy slow to follow up. He stands up still agonizing over his balls, loudly yelling “MY BALLS!” and pointing at his crotch. Eddy grabs Cole by his head. Cole fires off a left, a right, a left, Cole is free. Spinning back fist from Cole Radrick. Eddy dazed. Cole runs into the ropes, springboard off the second and bouncing backwards. He’s going for an elbow, but Eddy catches him. Cole grabs Eddy. Cole runs back into the ropes, springboarding off the second again, this time spinning around and nailing a cutter.

Allison Danger: A lot of unnecessary motion there, but I suppose he got the job done.

Cole quickly rolls to the outside to the apron. Eddy prone. Inside out senton over the top rope from Cole Radrick. Cole up to his feet. He’s looking to the crowd for approval. He pulls Eddy to his feet. Quickly Cole hooks SeXXXy Eddy, lifting him into the air and dropping him.

Joe Dombrowski: LITTLE SABASTIAN’S CURSE!

Allison Danger: And in the center of the ring too!

Cole Radrick down for a cover, referee Kat Carter down for the count, 1….2….3! Bell sounds. Zane Pasley makes the announcement official as “All My Friends are Dead” by CKY hits over the P/A system.

Zane Pasley: Your winner of this match, “Wildheart”

Cole back to his feet, referee Kat Carter raising his hand center ring. Eddy slowly up. Cole breaks free of Kat, extending a hand to Eddy to help him up. Reluctantly, Eddy takes his hand, getting back to his feet. Cole raises Eddy’s hand as well.

Joe Dombrowski: Great sign of sportsmanship from Cole Radrick. And now, let’s send it to our backstage correspondent, Veda Scott, with a very special guest.

Cut to the backstage area to Veda Scott near a step & repeat banner bearing the WCWA logo and the IWTV logo, repeating. She has an IWTV branded microphone in hand.

Veda Scott: Thanks Joe, at this time, please welcome my guest, “Tremendous” Emil Sitoci.

Pan back slightly, Emil Sitoci stands to the left of Veda Scott, clad in a fancy suit. In his hand, the WCWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Veda Scott: Emil, welcome back to WCWA.

Emil Sitoci: Veda, it’s good to be back. It’s good to be back on familiar ground. But, important business to attend to. In my hands, I hold the WCWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship belt. And upon the relaunch, I came to realize, I am the only champion available to defend my championship. The International championship was vacant at the time we went dormant, the Television champion works for a TV company in Orlando.. the World Heavyweight champion works for a different TV company in Florida.. and the World Death Match champion.. well…

Veda Scott: Better left unsaid.

Emil Sitoci: Precisely. So that leaves me, Tremendous Emil Sitoci, the one reigning WCWA champion, right? Which is what makes this even harder than it should be.

Sitoci hands the championship over to Veda Scott.

Emil Sitoci: I probably could have mailed the title back by Fed Ex and saved myself a 13 hour flight from the Netherlands to Indiana, but I felt like this was something I needed to do in person. When WCWA closed, I was representing the Kings of Wrestling. We were still a supergroup, Veda, as you’re well aware. The worst of the worst, most villainous. But in the seventeen years since WCWA ceased to exist, I’ve grown a lot as a person, and professionally. And unfortunately, back in March.. after twenty two years in the wrestling business.. I realized it was time to hang up the boots.

The crowd, perhaps half expecting a heel Sitoci to brag about his accomplishments, let out a surprised “OOOOHHH” that can be heard through all audio sources.

Emil Sitoci: Now I’m not totally away from wrestling, you never truly can be. I’m still teaching and mentoring young wrestlers. But I’ve taken on more roles as an actor and even if I physically able to, professionally I don’t think I’d be able to make the travel work. The whole “I live in the Netherlands not Indiana” thing, you know? So with a heavy heart, I hand off the championship belt that has sat on my mantel since 2007, and hope the next champion can hold on to it as proudly as I did. It’s not goodbye, but see you later.

Into the scene steps former ring announcer, Pedro DeLuca.

Pedro DeLuca: I knew this announcement was coming, Veda. Afterall, someone had to arrange for Sitoci’s travel to be here today. But I figured this was the ideal opportunity to announce that officially, all championships in WCWA have been vacated. While Emil Sitoci was the one able to bring the physical championship belt in and admit he would no longer be able to meet the obligations needed as a champion for this company, our remaining existing champions, World Television Champion Sara Del Ray and World Heavyweight Champion Tommy End, have no compete contracts with other organizations that make it impossible for them to appear on WCWA programming. Additionally, the reigning World Deathmatch champion, The Necro Butcher, is currently recovering from a broken hip sustained in Japan, however, after much deliberation, we within WCWA have made the difficult decision to not continue to do business with Necro Butcher. While the Necro Butcher was a tremendously entertaining performer and excellent at what he did, unfortunately the political views of Dylan Summers bled into the Necro Butcher on screen personality far too much, and without that distinct separation between fiction and reality, we’re uncomfortable presenting Mr. Summers on our programming. We do however, wish him a speedy recovery from his injury and hope his career can continue elsewhere in wrestling.

Cut back to the ring, to Zane Pasley.

Zane Pasley: Our next contest is set for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit, your referee is Mr. Aaron Grider.

Pan back, Grider giving a nod to the camera. “Cold.1” by Kayne West & DJ Khaled hits over the P/A system and AC Mack leads his crew through the curtain. First it’s Mack, then Rico Gonzalez, then Michael Façade, and finally The Hoodfoot, each wearing a matching BLK Out t-shirt. Façade has the only variation, with his clearly having been spray painted in the backstage area, as it looks visibly wet with green paint.

Zane Pasley: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by members of the BLK Out, AC Mack, Rico Gonzalez, and The Hoodfoot Mo Atlas, from Port Vue, Pennsylvania, he roams the streets at night, creeping while you’re sleeping, “The Neon Ninja” Michael Façade!

The entire BLK Out group make their way to the ring, Façade the only one really playing to the crowd or in fact, receiving a positive reaction at all.

Joe Dombrowski: Big news just breaking, Allison Danger, all championships in WCWA officially vacated.

Allison Danger: Well that’s what happens when the entire freakin company goes out of business for seventeen years. I think we should just be glad as much remains the same as we do have, honestly.

Joe Dombrowski: I’m not, however, grateful that AC Mack has the microphone, let’s take it to AC.

AC Mack: HUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The demands to hush only serve to make the crowd even louder.

AC Mack: I demand SILENCE when I speak, so you can hear the words that are coming from my mouth. I stand before you, in the middle of MY ring, with just as important information as what you just heard. The championships. The ones that have been around here forever, they’re all gone, HUSH!

Allison Danger: These fans not having AC Mack.

AC Mack: But to me, more importantly, another championship is gone. The IWTV Independent Wrestling championship. It’s no longer where it belongs, around *MY* beautiful waist. And the man, not monster, that took it from me is still walking around like the false prophet he is. So Krule, I saw what you did to the nerd last week. AC Mack ain’t a nerd. I saw you throw the greenhorn around and make yourself look all big and scary. AC Mack ain’t no greenhorn. And AC Mack ain’t scared of you. Rest of the titles, they can be on hiatus. Cause there’s only one title I’m concerned with, and that’s getting back *MY* Independent Wrestling World Championship. Krule. I’ll make sure Dylan spells it out to you real clearly. You name the time. You name the place. You sign your own date with destiny, cause I’m taking back what rightfully belongs to me. Now on to tonight’s business.. Hit the enhancement talent’s music.

Mack passes the microphone back to Zane Pasley.

Zane Pasley: And his opponent..

“Zombie” by The Cranberries hits over the P/A system and Kevin Ku makes his way through the curtain. Glad in trunks and kickpads only, no knee pads, elbow pads, or tape, he’s a vast contast to Michael Façade. Dominic Garrini follows shortly behind him.

Zane Pasley: Being accompanied to the ring by “The Bone Collector” Dominic Garrini and representing Violence is Forever, from Birmingham, Alabama he is Kevin KU!

Ku and Garrini make their way to ringside, immediately sliding into the ring. AC Mack, ever the loudmouth, tries to get in Ku’s face, but is cut off by Garrini.

Allison Danger: Aaron Grider going to have a tough time maintaining order in this one.

Joe Dombrowski: All of the elements of a calamity at ringside, with AC Mack providing all of the gun powder and the combination of Hoodfoot and Garrini being the ignitor for a potential explosion.

Allison Danger: After last week’s bloodbath, let’s keep Hoodfoot and Garrini away from one another, if we can.

Bell sounds and we’re under wat, Kevin Ku versus Michael Façade. The two men circle around the ring. Both have their hands up in guard and are in a striking position. It’s Façade that throws the first strike, a low kick at the legs that Ku is able to avoid. Ku throws a similar jabbing kick that Façade steps back from. They’re both circling around the ring. Short jabbing punch from Façade doesn’t even come close but looks to be thrown as a warning rather than with intent to connect.

Joe Dombrowski: A lot of feeling each other out here in the early goings.

Allison Danger: These are both dangerous strikers, one wrong move could spell the end.

Continuing to circle around, Ku throws another warning kick. Façade throws a retaliation kick that actually lands from the left and gets brave, throwing a big kick from the right. Ku catches the leg, immediately flipping Façade to his back. Ku throws a kick to the butt as Façade lays on his back. Façade scrambles to his feet before any more damage can be done from the prone position.

Joe Dombrowski: Nearly costly for Façade.

Allison Danger: Hit soft strikes only in the early goings, you gotta wear down your opponent before going for power strikes or they’re always going to counter.

Joe Dombrowski: Are you applying Street Fighter logic to pro wrestling?

Allison Danger: I was a grappler, Joe. Grab an arm, grab a head, work the crowd.

Both men up. Ku throws a side kick that just barely misses Façade’s face. Façade, done playing chicken, throws a spinning heel kick that catches all of Kevin Ku. Both men go to the mat and before Façade can even get up from his offensive strike, Ku has nipped up on the defense. Big superkick immediately by Ku and Façade goes down.

Joe Dombrowski: Deadly kick from Ku and he caught all of that one.

Ku waits for Façade to get up. Façade to his knees. Ku grabs him by the top of his hair. A Kawada kick to the face, a second, a third. Façade slowly to his feet. Kick to the stomach from Ku and Façade doubles over. Axe kick from Ku sends Façade back to the mat.

Allison Danger: STOP FREAKIN KICKING HIM!

Joe Dombrowski: Kevin Ku is tearing Michael Façade apart with the educated feet.

Ku runs at Façade. He’s going for a double stomp but Façade rolls out of the way and Ku catches nothing but mat. Façade with a double leg sweep from behind takes Ku to the mat. Façade up. Standing moonsault from Façade but Ku rolls out of the way. Façade to his knees. Big kick from Ku but Façade ducks backwards, bending his knees all the way backwards to avoid the kick. Façade up. Ku kicks low and Façade jumps over it, catching Ku on the way down with an arm drag.

Joe Dombrowski: Arm drag from Façade!

Ku back to his feet. Drop kick from Façade takes him back down. Both men back up, charging back elbow from Façade. Ku goes down again, this time rolling to the outside. But there’s no time for reprieve, Façade comes diving over the top rope at Ku. Ku side steps, but Façade lands on his feet. Charging elbow from Ku but Façade side steps and Ku rams gut first into the ring apron.

Allison Danger: The hardest part of the ring!

Joe Dombrowski: Actually, the ring post is solid steel so it would be..

Allison Danger: WELL ACKTUALLY, shut up, Joe!

Façade scoops Ku up and drops him across the ring apron with a modified back suplex. Garrini comes around the corner after Façade and Façade wisely climbs back into the ring. But he’s not retreating. Ku is still stunned on the ring apron. Façade jumps over the top rope, double stomping Kevin Ku, then bouncing right off, diving into Dominic Garrini and sending him sailing across the ringside floor with a hurricanrana.

Joe Dombrowski: Façade able to take out both members of Violence is Forever with that combination of moves!

Allison Danger: Façade has always been one of the most innovative on the WCWA roster.

Ku rolls into the ring holding his gut. Façade in after him. Façade drops a big elbow on Ku then goes for the cover, 1….2.. kick out by Ku.

Joe Dombrowski: Barely a two on Kevin Ku, one has to question, did the extra time spent attacking Garrini cost Façade the match here?

Allison Danger: This is a one on one match and Façade has to keep his eyes on Ku, the same way Ku can’t get distracted by the BLK Out at ringside.

Joe Dombrowski: I’m not sure if the BLK Out are as invested in protecting Façade as Garrini is in protecting Ku, if I’m being blunt.

Façade to his feet. He makes a motion for a piledriver. He pulls Ku to a vertical base. Ku sweeps both of Façade’s legs. Façade drops to his butt and Ku football punts him directly in the face. There’s a sickening swing back as Façade ricochets off the mat.

Allison Danger: AGHHHHHHHH!!!

Joe Dombrowski: The WHIPLASH on his head!!

Ku wastes no time on the follow through, immediately hooking the arm and neck in a guillotine choke. Façade tries to fight out of it, Ku moves to the back into a rear naked choke. Façade is stuck in the center of the ring. With no choice, he taps out. Ring announcer Zane Pasley makes the announcement official as “Zombie” by the Cranberries begins to play.

Zane Pasley: Your winner of this match, by a submission, Kevin KU!

Garrini rolls into the ring, fending off the potential BLK Out invasion. Ku back to his feet, Referee Aaron Grider is there to raise his hand. Woozily, Michael Façade rolls to the outside, where none of the BLK Out are there to help him, already making their way towards the backstage area.

Cut to the backstage area. Aero Boy stands by the WCWA and IWTV backdrop alone.

Aero Boy: Hola amigos, soy Aero Boy del gran país de México. Vengo a WCWA para representar a mi país y la lucha libre como uno de los mejores luchadores extremos que existen. Vengo por la competencia deportiva y en mi primera pelea me emparejaron con The Carnies. No soy ajeno a Tripp Cassidy, nos hemos enfrentado en IWA Mid South y Bizarro Lucha. Pero pensé que Tripp Cassidy era mejor deportista de lo que ha demostrado ser. Ir tras la máscara de un luchador es inaceptable.

Aero Boy points at the mask passionately.

Aero Boy: Tripp Cassidy, tonight, you are my bitch, amigo!

The final line delivers everything the fans needed from Aero Boy. They cheer as we cut back to ringside.

Cut back to the ring, Sidney Bakabella already in the ring, along with referee Kat Carter and a man very much resembling Freddy Mercury in a skin tight black jumpsuit. Mulling around in the background is Dakota Wrestleford.

Sidney Bakabella: Camera man, zoom!

Allison Danger: At least he didn’t butcher the Sheik’s line this week..

Sidney Bakabella: My name is Sidney Bakabella and I represent Bakabella Enterprises LLC..

Allison Danger: And certainly not Joey Eastman or Joey Eastman Worldwide…

Sidney Bakabella: And I stand before you with one of my greatest signings, The Handlebarred Haberdasher, The Old Time Catch as Catch Can Crusader, Marion Fontaine!

The guest of Bakabella raises his arms to the crowd, the crowd booing accordingly.

Allison Danger: Not suspicious at all that Bakabella’s second client is a repackage of one of the last standing members of Joey Eastman Worldwide, in one Marion Fontaine..

Joe Dombrowski: Since the closing of WCWA, Marion Fontaine has had quite the adventures in wrestling, becoming somewhat time displaced. He’s now a grappler from the 1920s, representing his own brand of wrestling, Olde Wrestling. Fontaine not nearly the greenhorn he was when he was last seen in WCWA.

Sidney Bakabella: Tonight, my burly brawler badly beats barely benevolent bozo. Hit the enhancement talent’s music.

“Country Heroes” by Hank Williams the 3rd hits over the P/A system. Through the curtain steps a massive man, well over the 300 pound mark.

Zane Pasley: And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, he is an S-O-N of an S-O-B, Ron Bass Jr!

Ron lets out a big “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” and throws his arm up, swinging a rope as he does so. Before Ron Bass Jr can make it to the ring, Sidney Bakabella bails out. Fontaine turns, looking for direction. Sidney’s direction comes in the form of “don’t lose!”

Allison Danger: Two show in a row, Sidney Bakabella’s mouth has written checks his guys asses can’t cash. Last poor Dakota got fed to Krule and now Marion Fontaine looks to face a similar fate to Ron Bass Jr.

Joe Dombrowski: Standing six foot four inches, weighing three hundred twenty three pounds, he is a second generation athlete, as the name would suggest, and the son of the legendary “Outlaw” Ron Bass. This is his fifth year as a pro, after training under Jay Lethal at the Wrestling Lab.

Ron Bass Jr into the ring and he’s immediately attacked by Fontaine with a double axe handle. Ron Bass shrugs it off, causing Fontaine to let out a loud “oh crap”. Bass grabs Fontaine and throws him with a hip toss, sending him sailing the length of the ring. Fontaine bails to the outside, giving Ron Bass Jr a moment to get his entrance coat off.

Joe Dombrowski: That attack went poorly for one Marion Fontaine.

Allison Danger: I don’t know what the plan actually was there. Out brawl Bass?

Fontaine conferences with Sidney Bakabella on the floor before rolling back into the ring. Unwisely, he chooses to rush at Ron Bass Jr again, this time resulting in a back drop up and over the top rope. Fontaine is able to catch the top rope on his way down and somewhat land on the apron to slow his momentum, but still tumbles to the floor.

Allison Danger: Tough night to be a member of Joey Eastman Worldwide.

Joe Dombrowski: You mean Bakabella Enterprises LLC?

Allison Danger: I mean what I said, Joe.

Bakabella rushes around the ring to try to help his client, now on the other side of the ring. Fontaine stomps his foot and kicks at dirt in anger. Bakabella can be heard over the floor mics. “What are you doing?”. In perplexation, Fontaine responds “he’s huge and won’t stop throwing me!” Fontaine slowly back into the ring. For some reason, his next attack is an attempt at a body slam. He can’t get the significantly larger Bass up, but Bass body slams Fontaine with ease and Fontaine rolls back to the floor.

Joe Dombrowski: Marion Fontaine spending more time on the floor than in the ring.

Allison Danger: And Ron Bass Jr looks content with letting him run around as he pleases.

Sidney Bakabella hops up to the apron. He’s causing a huge scene. Ron Bass Jr grabs him by the coat. He’s looking to bring him over the top rope possibly or possibly just hitting him. Bakabella is begging off, he’s trying anything to get away. But it’s all a ruse. Marion Fontaine comes from behind with a chop block, taking out the knee of Ron Bass Jr.

Joe Dombrowski: That piece of slime Bakabella!

Bass goes down to the mat, Fontaine continues with stomps to the knee. Then elbow drops to the knee. Fontaine throws the leg over the bottom rope, climbing to the middle rope and dropping all of his weight down across the leg. Camera cuts to Sidney Bakabella, pointing his head like he’s smart. Bakabella leans over the apron and throws a few punches to the knee of his own.

Joe Dombrowski: Weak offense from Sidney Bakabella, but blatantly illegal.

Allison Danger: It’s ref’s discretion and if those blows had actually registered, this might be a disqualification.

Fontaine pulls Bass to his feet. Fontaine grabbing at the other leg. He’s trying to pull the other leg from underneath Bass and he’s able to, forcing Bass to put all of his weight on the injured leg. Bass almost immediately crumbles. With the good leg still held, Marion Fontaine puts on a figure four leg lock.

Joe Dombrowski: Figure four leg lock from Marion Fontaine and there’s a reason that move has won World championships in the past.

Allison Danger: Fontaine doing a very good job dismantling the knee of the much larger Ron Bass Jr. Man can’t walk, he can’t fight.

Fontaine stretches out in the figure four. Sidney Bakabella grabs his hands for leverage. Fontaine moves his hands to the bottom rope, then the second rope, then the top rope. He’s literally dangling in the ropes with the figure four still locked on. Referee Kat Carter sees the obvious cheating and starts a count, 1…..2….3…..4….. Fontaine lets go of the ropes at four, slowly untangling himself from the figure four.

Allison Danger: He had to break the hold but the damage may be done.

Joe Dombrowski: Four seconds in the figure four at that angle may as well be a life time.

A couple of quick stomps from Fontaine serve to keep the big man down. He’s slowly to his knees. Fontaine continues to peck away at him with stomps. Bass up to one knee and one foot. Fontaine nails him with a variety of strikes. Bass all the way up to his feet. He launches himself at Fontaine, nearly beheading him and flipping him inside out with a lariat.

Allison Danger: HUUUUUUGGGGEEEE lariat!!

Joe Dombrowski: And Fontaine with a 360!

Bass picks Fontaine up. He’s balancing himself somewhat on Fontaine. Bass picks Fontaine up. He’s on one leg but has Fontaine over his shoulder. Ginger walk to the corner, he slams Fontaine into the corner, turning around and dropping all of his weight down on Fontaine with a running/falling body slam out of the corner.

Joe Dombrowski: Oklahoma Stampede, shades of the late Dr. Death Steve Williams!

Allison Danger: Amazing strength from Bass to be able to do that on one leg, too.

Bakabella on the apron. Bass up to his feet. This time he wastes no time, clobbering Bakabella and sending him tumbling to the floor. Bass turns around, making a quick hop and a splash on Fontaine. Referee Kat Carter down for the count, 1….2….3! Bell sounds, Zane Pasley making the announcement official.

Zane Pasley: Your winner of this match, “The S-O-N of an S-O-B” Ron Bass Jr!

Bass to his feet, another big WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! as referee Kat Carter raises his hand. Bass makes his way out of the ring. Bakabella climbs into the ring, Dakota Wrestleford following behind him like a lost puppy. Bakabella has a microphone.

Joe Dombrowski: This should be interesting.

Bakabella yells into the microphone.

Sidney Bakabella: GET UP! GET UP YOU HACK!

Allison DangerL What is he doing??

Fontaine slowly back to his feet.

Sidney Bakabella: I should have never rescued you from the fairs and street shows you were in, you’re washed up and you have the stink of Joey Eastman on you that never goes away!

Allison Danger: Speaking of the stink of Joey Eastman..

Sidney Bakabella: Consider your services with Bakabella Enterprises LLC TERMINATED effective IMMEDIATELY!!

Still battered, Fontaine rolls out of the ring. Dejected, he heads to the backstage area.

Sidney Bakabella: As for you, Dakota.

Dakota seems a little apprehensive after seeing the verbal lashing that Fontaine just got.

Sidney Bakabella: Last time out, you failed to bring me the Independent Wrestling World Championship. You failed to beat The Atrocity Krule.

Allison Danger: He was unprepared and outsized.

Sidney Bakabella: But never fear, as the master bookmaker, I’ve arranged for another match for you. And perhaps it was too many rules that were sabotaging you last time out, so this one is no disqualifications. Disc jockey, hit the music of our prearranged enhancement talent, if you will.

“Man of Constant Sorrow” by Charm City Devils begins to play. John Wayne Murdoch makes his way out onto the stage. Cut back to Dakota, who seems scared to death.

Zane Pasley: Already in the ring, from Utica, Illinois and accompanied to the ring by Sidney Bakabella and representing Bakabella Enterprises LLC, he is Dakota Wrestleford! And his opponent, from Waxahachie, Texas, he is “The Duke of Hardcore” John Wayne Murdoch!

Murdoch makes his way down the ramp. On his way down, Murdoch can be seen mouthing “I’m going to kill you”. Dakota bails to the outside. Murdoch cuts Dakota off at ringside and with this being no disqualification, referee Kat calls for the bell to start it.

Allison Danger: Dakota isn’t a death match wrestler. I’m not even sure he’s a wrestler. What is Sidney Bakabella doing??

The two are exchanging punches on the floor. Murdoch grabs an open chair and throws it into Dakota’s stomach. Dakota doubles over. Scoop and a slam from Murdoch onto the open chair, completely crumbling the chair on the floor. Dakota screams in agony. Bakabella yells at him “get up you coward!” Murdoch goes under the ring for weaponry.

Joe Dombrowski: If I was Dakota Wrestleford, I’d just verbally submit right now.

Allison Danger: If I was Dakota Wrestleford, I’d do the Von Erich thing.

Joe Dombrowski: JESUS CHRIST ALLISON!

Murdoch comes back from under the ring and he’s got light tubes. Crowd lets out an “OOOOHHHH” as Murdoch holds up the bundle of four light tubes taped together. Dakota slowly to his feet. Murdoch swings and misses with the tubes. Dakota just realizes he almost got tubed. Dakota turns around and runs as fast as he can towards the backstage area. He gets to the ramp and trips. Murdoch has a smile on his face as he stalks after Dakota. Dakota scrambles back to his feet. He makes it through the curtain. Crowd boos. Murdoch stops in his tracks.

Joe Dombrowski: Dakota Wrestleford doing the wisest thing possible and retreating from this match.

Allison Danger: Was this even really a match??

However, Dakota isn’t long gone. He quickly re-emerges from the backstage area with a big rubbermaid tote full of bottled water. Murdoch just stares at him in confusion. Dakota, with all of his might, throws the water in Murdoch’s direction, soaking Murdoch and several front row fans, and sending bottles of water flying everywhere, but doing nothing about the light tubes. Now with an empty tote, Dakota swings it, smashing the bulbs in Murdoch’s hands.

Allison Danger: Wasteful, messy, but effective. I’ll allow it.

Joe Dombrowski: Dakota may have destroyed our catering area, but he also destroyed the light tubes in the process.

Dakota tosses his bin down on the stage. Boot to the gut of Murdoch and a DDT, dropping Murdoch on top of the makeshift cooler. Dakota goes for a cover. Referee Kat Carter, from the ring, yells “IT’S NO DQ, NOT FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!” Dakota loudly yells “shoot!” and gets off of Murdoch.

Joe Dombrowski: I don’t think a DDT on a plastic bin was going to be enough to put away John Wayne Murdoch anyways.

Dakota heads towards the ring. He picks up bottles of water as he heads back towards the ring, chucking them at John Wayne Murdoch like little 16 oz projectiles. Most miss Murdoch. Dakota to ringside. He pulls up the apron, producing for some reason a pie.

Allison Danger: WHY IS THERE A PIE UNDER THE RING??

Joe Dombrowski: Why were there light tubes under the ring?

Allison Danger: For death matches.

Joe Dombrowski: Well you got your answer.

Dakota admires the pie. It’s a large pie covered in whipped cream. He goes after Murdoch. Fooling absolutely no one, Murdoch boots Dakota in the gut then smashes the pie into Dakota’s own face. The very wet John Wayne Murdoch grabs the cream and fruit stained Dakota and throws him into the ring. Murdoch in and goes for the count, 1….2… Dakota kicks out at 2.

Joe Dombrowski: Pie to the face only gets 2.

Allison Danger: We used to be a great company, Joe.

Murdoch rolls to the outside. He throws up the ring apron. He produces a big red tote of his own, sliding it into the ring. Murdoch climbs in after it. He’s physically dripping from the water attack earlier. Murdoch lifts the tote high over head and dumps it everywhere on the mat. It’s legos.

Joe Dombrowski: Thousands of multi colored building blocks cover the ring.

A look of sheer horror on the pie covered face of Dakota. He’s to his feet. He tries to bail out of the ring. Murdoch catches him. Back suplex into the legos. Dakota makes an unearthly scream as he lands on the blocks. The very wet Murdoch makes a cover on the cream covered Dakota. Referee Kat Carter down for the count, careful to find a spot not covered in blocks, 1…2…..3! Bell sounds, Zane Pasley making the announcement official as “Man of Constant Sorrow” hits over the P/A.

Zane Pasley: Your winner of this match, “The Duke of Hardcore” John Wayne Murdoch!

Dakota bails to the outside. He’s trying for comfort from Sidney Bakabella, who refuses to touch him. The pie covered Dakota makes his way to the back. Murdoch, however, is still in the ring and has taken control of the house mic from Zane Pasley.

John Wayne Murdoch: Cut that music.

As requested, the music cuts off.

John Wayne Murdoch: Last show, I got a washed up naked porn star. This week, I get a scrub in suspenders looking like a school boy. I’m not coming out here again until I’ve got a real death match fighter. I know you heard me last week, old man.

Joe Dombrowski: Old man?!

John Wayne Murdoch: Couple weeks from now, we’re in Fort Wayne, Indiana for the big show. Outdoors. Open air stadium at Parkview Field. You can do a lot in open air that you can’t do in closed areas. Like explosions.

Crowd lets out an “OOOOHHH”.

Joe Dombrowski: Explosions?!?

John Wayne Murdoch: You burnt up Tremont a couple years ago on Halloween old man. Let’s see you do it to me. Meet me in Fort Wayne. You bring your old crippled ass, I’ll make sure to blow you sky high. I’m calling you out. Explosion Death Match. Fort Wayne, Indiana. You and me.. Atsushi Onita.

Crowd lets out a MUCH bigger OOOOOOOOHHHH

Allison Danger: ONITA?? He’s calling out Onita??

Joe Dombrowski: The Godfather of the Death Match, the founder of Frontier Martial Arts Wrestling, the legendary Atsushi Onita, and The Duke of Hardcore is calling him out.

John Wayne Murdoch: Now don’t get your hopes up, fans. I know he’s too much of a p***y to show up.

Allison Danger: Good call on the bleep, Gerry.

John Wayne Murdoch: So don’t even advertise him. Cause even if he does show up, it’ll be some bait and switch six man tag bulls**t like at Combat Zone a few years ago.

Some smart fans in the crowd let out an “OOHHH”

Joe Dombrowski: You can see that match right here on IndependentWrestling.TV, what was supposed to be Onita versus Tremont one on one turned into a six man tag match featuring Danny Havoc and Rickey Shane Page.

Allison Danger: Don’t watch it though. It puts money in DJ Hyde’s pocket and he’s a sex pest.

Joe Dombrowski: Views of Allison Danger not necessarily the views of anyone in particular, this is a fantasy project, please don’t sue us.

John Wayne Murdoch: So what’s it gonna be, Onita? You gonna man up and show up for a fight, or you gonna tuck your tail and run back to your (extended bleep covering entire audio) cause if he touched my son (longer extended bleep)

Joe Dombrowski: He DEFINITELY can’t say that about Rob Feinstein on IWTV or WF!

Allison Danger: Is it a lie?

John Wayne Murdoch: I’ll see you in Fort Wayne, Onita. ….Or will I?

“Man of Constant Sorrow” hits over the P/A again, Murdoch kicking legos everywhere as he makes his way out of the ring and towards the backstage area.

Joe Dombrowski: Let’s send it to Veda Scott, Veda, take it away.

Cut to the backstage area where Veda Scott stands with Dylan Hales.

Veda Scott: Hi, I’m Veda Scott, here with Dylan Hales. Dylan, I understand you asked for a few moments on tonight’s broadcast?

Dylan Hales: I did Veda. Earlier tonight, AC Mac made his goals and intent clear that he’s gunning for the Independent Wrestling World’s championship. As a former champion and with few losses to his name since losing the championship, even as long ago as that was, AC Mack does have a rightful stake within the championship contender’s ladder. He’s not the top contender and Krule does have defenses before then, but you heard moments ago, John Wayne Murdoch mention the upcoming supershow at Parkview Field in Fort Wayne, Indiana. In addition to whatever happens with John Wayne Murdoch on that night, I’m proud to announce on behalf of the Independent Wrestling Board of Directors, and specifically on behalf of Avery Good, who couldn’t be here on this evening but has been with us for the last several minutes on zoom, as well as on behalf of the WCWA Board of Directors, that the main event for that night in Fort Wayne, streaming live right here on IWTV, for the IWTV Independent Wrestling World Championship, it will be AC Mack challenging for the championship. If Krule is still the champion on that night, it will be AC Mack challenging Krule. However, should Krule lose the championship between now and then, AC Mack will still get his shot, against whomever the champion may be. His shot is not distinctly against Krule, it is against the champion.

Veda Scott: Huge news from Dylan Hales, let’s send it back to Joe and Allison.

Cut back to the ring, where a long haired man stands in camo pants and an Original Sins t-shirt with the sleeves cut off.

Allison Danger: Did Dylan take a breath through most of that sentence? Holy cow.

Joe Dombrowski: Let’s send it to Zane Pasley.

Zane Pasley: Our following contest is set for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit. Your referee is referee Sean Lyle. Already in the ring, from Indianapolis SINdiana, representing The Original Sins, he is “Mean” Dick Michaels!

Mean Dick raises both hands to the crowd for his introduction.

Zane Pasley: And his opponent..

“Cold.1” by Kayne West & DJ Khaled hits over the P/A system and first through the curtain, AC Mack. Trailing shortly behind him is Rico Gonzalez, then Michael Facade, then an unknown fourth wrestler, and finally Hoodfoot Mo Atlas, all wearing matching BLK Out t-shirts, some with the sleeves cut off, others without.

Zane Pasley: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by members of the BLK Out AC Mack, Rico Gonzalez, Michael Facade, & “The Real1” Terry Yaki, from Everywhere and Nowhere, he is “The Mayor of Safety Town, The Saucy Butcher” Hoodfot Mo ATLAS!

The entire BLK Out crew swarm ringside, Hoodfoot being the only one actually entering the ring.

Allison Danger: Did hesay that man’s name was Teriyaki?

Joe Dombrowski: From Atlanta’s WWA4 and trained under Mr. Hughes and AR Fox, Terry Yaki. He was in our dark match tonight before we went live on IWTV, picking up the win over Mean Dick Michaels’ partner in the Original Sins, Tyler Lydol.

Allison Danger: I was not paying attention during that one. I was eating a sandwich. Gotta eat while we’re here, it’s our only guaranteed pay.

Hoodfoot leans in a corner. Referee Aaron Grider makes a check for foreign objects, sliding down Hoodfoot’s work pants and checking his work boots. Finding nothing, Referee Grider calls for the bell.

Joe Dombrowski: Bell sounds and we’re off and running, Hoodfoot Mo Atlas of the BLK Out squaring off against Mean Dick Michaels of the Original Sins.

Allison Danger: Huge weight advantage for Hoodfoot, maybe a hundred pounds or more.

Joe Dombrowski: These two actually no strangers to one another, squaring off several times in the Indianapolis area, including several promotions you can find here on IWTV.

Allison Danger: Do you get a kickback every time you plug another promotion that streams here? Are you paying him, Gerry? Why are you shaking me off Gerry, I want a payout.

Mean Dick Michaels immediately on the offense. He dives at Hoodfoot with punches, kicks, everything he can muster. Hoodfoot shoves him, sending Mean Dick barreling across the ring. Mean Dick back to his feet and this time it’s Hoodfoot running in, arms extended and crashing him chest into Mean Dick Michaels with a Vader-like strike.

Allison Danger: Do not try to strike with Hoodfoot, Mean Dick. He’s going to destroy you.

Joe Dombrowski: The war Hoodfoot had with Dom Garrini on the last show will probably go down as one of the most violent pure striking encounters in WCWA history.

Hoodfoot pulls Mean Dick Michaels to a vertical base. Huge clubbing left, then a right. Mean Dick falls into the corner. Hoodfoot takes a couple of steps back and charges in for a corner splash. Mean Dick is sandwiched in the corner. Hoodfoot steps off, Mean Dick stumbles forwards, right into a belly to belly suplex.

Allison Danger: I think that initial flurry just irritated the Hoodfoot.

Joe Dombrowski: It’ll take a lot of vicious strikes to register with him, we saw that with Dom Garrini.

Hoodfoot toe kicking at Mean Dick Michaels until Mean Dick slowly gets to his knees. Hoodfoot grabs Mean Dick by the hair. Referee Sean Lyle warns about the hair pulling. Hoodfoot kicks Mean Dick Michaels in the face. A second kick to the face. And a third. Referee Sean Lyle has begun a count for the hair pulling, 1.. kick to the face. 2.. kick to the face. 3.. kick to the face. 4… kick to the face. Hoodfoot lets go of the hair and Mean Dick Michaels crumbles.

Allison Danger: STOP COUNTING, HE’S KILLING HIM!

Joe Dombrowski: Shades of Toshiaka Kawada with those kicks to the face, and to the rhythm of the referee’s count is certainly an innovation of violence.

Hoodfoot pulls Mean Dick Michaels up. Mean Dick is out on his feet. Hoodfoot ensures he’s out for real. Big time spinning back fist and he catches all of it. Mean Dick falls limp, into the waiting arms of Hoodfoot, who lifts him up and dumps him on his head with a back drop driver.

Allison Danger: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joe Dombrowski: Back Drop Driver!!

Allison Danger: Holla atcha boi Eddie Kingston one time, ya heard!?

Mean Dick Michaels is not moving on the canvas and mercifully, Hoodfoot goes for a cover. Referee Sean Lyle down for the count, 1….2….3! Bell sounds. Zane Pasley makes the announcement official.

Zane Pasley: Your winner of this match by a pin fall, The Hoodfoot, Mo Atlas!

Hoodfoot to his feet. Referee Sean Lyle tries to raise his hand, but is pushed away by AC Mack, who’s already in the ring to raise the hand of his man.

Joe Dombrowski: Dominating victory from The Hoodfoot. Let’s send it to this special video package.

The screen flashes in shades of green. There’s various clips of Delirious nailing many of his signature moves. The Shadows over Hell back splash. The repeating clotheslines in the corner. Invetro Fertalization. It’s clips between the last show and older footage from Delirious’ original time in WCWA. But the clips change to a blood red. And it’s now clips of the violent destruction of Dakota Wrestleford at the hands of Krule. Every violent impact that Dakota suffered at the hands of Krule is highlighted, ending with Krule holding the IWTV championship over head. We fade to black, the ominous white words on screen “next time on WCWA” the only message explaining what we’ve just seen.

Cut back to the ring. Referee Jake Clemons stands in the ring, along with Zane Pasley.

Zane Pasley: The following contest is set for one fall. It is an eight man tag team match, to be fought under lucha libre rules, and it is our main event of the evening! Your referee in charge at the bell, Mr. Jake Clemons

Clemons salutes the crowd. “Paint it Black” by the Rolling Stones begins to play and the parade begins through the curtain. First, the legendary Ricky Morton, leading to the ring his son, Kerry Morton. Then Lacey, who gives a big point to the curtain as Tripp Cassidy, Kerry Awful, and Nick Iggy make their way through the curtain, in that order.

Zane Pasley: First, being accompanied to the ring by one half of the legendary Rock N Roll Express, Ricky Morton, From Bristol, Tennessee, “They Don’t Make Em Like This Any More” Kerry Morton! His partners, being accompanied to the ring by by “The Hostess of the Carnival” Lacey, first, he is “Your Imaginary Friend, The Lucha Boogeyman” Tripp Cassidy! His partner, “The Gargoyle” Kerry Awful! And their tag team partner, he is “The Ringleader” Nick Iggy, together, they are The Carnies!

The trio of the Carnies follow Lacey to the ring, Kerry Awful parting the ropes for Lacey to enter. Assisting with sitting on the middle rope and spreading the top rope, Ricky Morton. Tripp Cassidy circles around the ring while the other Carnies immediately enter. Tripp for some reason flips the time keeper’s table over before he heads into the ring.

Joe Dombrowski: I used to have a lot of respect for Ricky Morton and I still respect his accomplishments, but I really have to wonder what he and his son Kerry are doing affiliated with these jokers.

Allison Danger: This is a bigger travesty than his association with The York Foundation! Richard Morton my ass!

With the three Carnies and Lacey joining the two Mortons in the ring, “Paint it Black” cuts off. It’s replaced by “Control Machete” by Ileso. First through the curtain, the leader of the luchador team, in a black mask with gold trim and matching sparkling cape, Aero Boy. Behind him, in black trunks with pink trim with fishnets on under his trunks and a fishnet top, Paymon, and bringing up the rear in his traditional green and black gear, going so nuts he passes the other two on the way to the ring, Delirious.

Zane Pasley: Team number two, first “El Heroe Clandestino” Aero Boy! His tag team partner, “La Perla de Occidente” Paymon! And their partner, from the Edge of Sanity, Delirious!

The three luchadors make their way to ringside, Delirious making it long before the others, making a lap around ringside slapping hands and screaming nonsense.

Allison Danger: Looks like they’re outnumbered.

“Control Machete” cuts off, replaced by “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus and “Spyder” Nate Webb makes his way through the curtain. He opts to not go into the crowd this show, heading straight down the ramp. Aero Boy is dancing to the song a little bit, Nate Webb signaling it’s all business. Delirious circles back around the ring, screaming something in nonsense that the camera catches. Webb agrees, then points to the ring. All four of the luchador team roll in and an eight man brawl ensues. Ricky Morton and Lacey scramble out of the ring. Clemons, realizing this is the most order he will likely get, calls for the opening bell.

Joe Dombrowski: Bell sounds and we’re under way. If the six man tag last week was chaotic, let’s add two more bodies, including the unabridged chaos of Nate Webb and Delirious, and make it an eight man tag.

Allison Danger: Plus throw Ricky Morton in play because why not.

It's Awful and Paymon, Webb and Morton, Delirious and Iggy, Cassidy and Aero Boy pairing off. The pair of Awful and Paymon are the first to stumble to the outside, with Awful grabbing Paymon and brute force throwing him into the guardrail. Awful flexes, but is immediately taken out from a low flying Delirious clothesline to the back, sending Awful just over the top of the prone body of Paymon and head first into the guardrail himself.

Allison Danger: My stop watch says we made it forty three seconds from the opening bell before someone dove to the floor. Who’s got the Vegas odds?

Joe Dombrowski: Here comes another!

Nick Iggy has made his way to the ring apron. He comes running off the apron, nailing Delirious with a double axe handle and taking him out on the floor. Iggy is super proud of himself. With no time to waste, he turns and is wiped out by Nate Webb. Nate dives over the top rope and to the floor with a twisting something, wiping out Nick Iggy on the floor and both of them tumbling backwards into the prone Awful and Paymon.

Allison Danger: We’re getting a pile of bodies on the floor already.

Kerry Morton looks at the bowling pin like bodies on the floor and decides to assist Tripp Cassidy in double teaming Aero Boy. The two of them pound away at Aero Boy with rights and lefts, detaining the luchador with their offense. Aero Boy tries to fight off, briefly stunning Kerry Morton, but Tripp cuts him off with first a boot to the gut, then grabs ahold of the mask.

Joe Dombrowski: We saw Tripp go after the mask at the conclusion of the six man tag match and it looks like he’s immediately going after it again.

Allison Danger: There’s no bigger disrespect to a luchador than messing with the mask.

Referee Jake Clemons warns of grabbing the mask. Tripp lets go, raising his hands and yelling “trust me, I’m your friend!” Meanwhile from behind, Kerry Morton takes out Aero Boy with a chop block. Aero Boy drops to the mat, but perhaps is dropping out of range of an attack, because out of nowhere, Paymon has sprung to the top rope and comes flying across the ring with a clothesline. Clothesline wipes out Kerry Morton, who bails to the floor.

Allison Danger: Now where did he come from??

Joe Dombrowski: There’s eight bodies in play here and our cameras can’t keep track of everyone.

It's now Paymon and Cassidy standing alone in the ring. The two circle around. Tripp Cassidy offers up a test of strength. Paymon looks to the crowd for advice. This proves to be a poor decision, as Tripp boots him in the gut and very quickly suplexes him. Tripp grabs the fishnet top of Paymon, pulling it off over his head and immediately starts choking him with it. Referee Jake Clemons starts a count for a disqualification, 1….2…..3….4…. Tripp breaks at a long four and a half.

Allison Danger: What is it with this guy and messing with his opponent’s gear? Both of his matches here have been under lucha rules, not bra and panties rules!

Joe Dombrowski: The Lucha Boogeyman showing a lot of disrespect towards the luchadors here in WCWA, a rudo to the core, one Tripp Cassidy.

Nate Webb flings a steel chair into the ring out of nowhere. Referee Jake Clemons sees the chair flying in and pushes it right back out of the ring. Nate stomps around the ring, grabbing the same chair and throwing it back into the ring. Clemons throws it back out of the ring. Nate hops to the apron yelling “I’M GOING TO BASH HIS BRAINS IN WITH A CHAIR!”. Clemons protests “THAT’S A DISQUALIFICATION!” Cassidy comes at Webb on the apron. Webb fends him off with an eye poke. Cassidy stumbles back to center ring blinded. But it’s Kerry Awful on the floor that catches Webb. He pulls Nate Webb into a powerbomb position. Nick Iggy has hopped to the apron, diving off and riding Nate Webb to the floor with a leg drop assist on the powerbomb.

Allison Danger: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Joe Dombrowski: Powerbomb and leg drop combination to the floor from Nick Iggy and Kerry Awful and this match may well be a three on four match going forward!

Kerry Morton back into the ring to help Tripp Cassidy with Paymon. Tripp motions “be my guest”, simply stepping out of the ring. Kerry Morton yells “WE GONNA RASSLE!” and sinks in a chin lock on Paymon. Crowd boos as the action grinds to a halt. Morton really grinding on the chin lock. from behind comes Delirious. He puts a chin lock of his own on Kerry Morton, yelling incoherent babble as he does so.

Allison Danger: I agree with everything Delirious just said.

From behind Delirious comes Nick Iggy. instead of a chin lock, Iggy grabs a side headlock. Iggy is super proud of himself, a huge smile on his face until Aero Boy comes in and grabs a cravate, cranking back at Iggy’s neck. Crowd cheers at this. the chain of head moves continues to grow, this time with Tripp Cassidy coming in. rather than a light hearted chinlock or headlock, he immediately goes after the laces in the back of Aero Boy’s mask. Crowd boos. Aero Boy immediately breaks his hold and scrambles to get away from Cassidy.

Joe Dombrowski: Cassidy again going after the mask of Aero Boy. Every opportunity he gets

Crowd boos, Cassidy holding up his hands in a shrug claiming to be a good guy. The headlock chain continues, however, with Paymon getting free from the bottom and going to the back of the line, taking Aero Boy’s place and sinking in a headlock on Nick Iggy. Kerry Awful in, stomping across the ring and putting a headlock of his own on Paymon. The entire chain has headlocked their way across the ring. Nate Webb is finally recovered enough to climb to the apron, then the top rope, diving off and missile dropkicking Kerry Awful. Kerry falls to his side off the impact of the dropkick, taking with him Paymon, who takes Nick Iggy, who takes Delirious, who takes Kerry Morton.

Allison Danger: At some point, you just focus on your own health and not about damaging your opponent.

Joe Dombrowski: The entire chain has been broken.

Everyone that were locked into each other bail to the outside. Nate Webb looking for a dive. He stomps his feet for a moment then takes off running to the far ropes. Back towards the near ropes, he’s cut off from the side by a football tackle from Tripp Cassidy. Cassidy pulls Webb to his feet. Snap suplex center ring. Cassidy back to his feet, elbow drop and he’s down for a cover. Referee Jake Clemons makes the count, 1…..2…. kickout by Nate Webb at 2.

Joe Dombrowski: Gonna take a lot more than an elbow drop to put away Nate Webb.

Allison Danger: It’s not 1985 and he’s not King Kong Bundy.

Cassidy to his feet. He pulls Nate Webb up into a stump puller position, quickly hooking the leg and lifting Nate Webb up. he’s going for a cradle piledriver but instead of dropping Nate Webb, Tripp Cassidy holds him upside down in a submission predicament.

Joe Dombrowski: Crazy submission hold from Tripp Cassidy.

Allison Danger: He’s got Nate Webb stuck upside down and looks to be stretching the tendons in the legs as he does so.

From out of nowhere, Delirious comes running in, plowing over Cassidy with a clothesline. Tripp Cassidy bumps backwards, Nate Webb crashing onto Tripp’s chest in a very folded up position. Both Nate Webb and Tripp Cassidy bail to the floor near the ramp.

Joe Dombrowski: Unorthodox break by Delirious.

Allison Danger: Joe, it’s Delirious. if he had a name other than “Delirious”, Unorthodox would be his middle name.

Joe Dombrowski: Nate Webb caught a lot of that impact as well on the fall.

Delirious now the only one in the ring. Tripp Cassidy and Nate Webb are on one side of the ring near the ramp. Everyone else is on the other side of the ring at ringside. Delirious darts into the ropes, swan diving up and over and wiping out Nick Iggy, Kerry Morton, Kerry Awful, and by proxy, Paymon on the floor. Aero Boy avoids the collison by rolling back into the ring under the bottom rope as Delirious dives over the top. Aero Boy runs across the ring and immediately dives to the outside, wiping out Tripp Cassidy on the floor.

Joe Dombrowski: Hard to know where to look. We barely recovered from Delirious’ dive and Aero Boy dives on the other side!

Allison Danger: The six man on the last show was crazy and the booking committee definitely made the right choice putting this eight man tag on last.

Paymon is into the ring. He’s looking for a dive too. But he’s cut off by Kerry Morton. Knee to the gut from Kerry Morton stomps Paymon in his tracks. Standing dropkick from Morton sends Paymon to the mat and he bails to the outside. Kerry Morton looks to be going for a dive. He darts into the far ropes. Paymon is up ready to catch him. Kerry Morton puts the brakes on, flips Paymon off with a double middle finger, right as Tripp Cassidy comes from behind and pushes Paymon head first the ring post.

Joe Dombrowski: Don’t think you’re going to be seeing any dives out of the second generation Morton.

Allison Danger: He’s a real a hole, ya know. Can I say ass, Gerry? I can say ass? I’m clear to say ass. He’s a real ass hole.

Joe Dombrowski: I’m glad you made sure you could say ass by saying it five times.

Paymon a little stunned from the collision into the post. Kerry Morton to the outside. Whip into the guardrail from Morton to Paymon sends La Perla de Occidente into the rails head over heels. Aero Boy back up. He dropkicks Morton from behind. Morton stumbles over. Morton turns around and rushes at Aero Boy. Aero Boy catches Morton and does a back flip, driving Kerry Morton into the arena floor with a standing Spanish Fly.

Joe Dombrowski: Standing Spanish Fly from Aero Boy!

Allison Danger: On the FLOOR! Those mats on the floor are to protect the floor from the wrestlers, not the wrestlers from the floor. He caught all of that!

Tripp Cassidy immediately after Aero Boy before he can even get up. He grabs Aero Boy by the mask. Nate Webb sees what’s going on and fights Tripp off, but Tripp is able to fully pull the mask off! Aero Boy immediately drops to the floor, rolling under the ring. Tripp Cassidy has a cheshire cat-like smile on his face as he’s left holding the mask and nothing else.

Joe Dombrowski: COME ON! A luchador’s mask is a sacred item and he just unmasked Aero Boy!

Allison Danger: Our cameras somewhat out of position, luckily, because I didn’t see anything of his face on the monitors.

Nate Webb back on the attack on Cassidy. He snatches the mask away from Cassidy, throwing it under the ring to Aero Boy, before quickly booting Cassidy in the gut and smashing him with forearms. Cassidy walks away from the Nate Webb assault, leading Nate Webb right into a diving clothesline off the apron from Kerry Awful.

Allison Danger: There’s so many moving bodies out here, you can’t keep track of everyone.

Joe Dombrowski: I thought I caught The Gargoyle sneaking around the ring, but wasn’t entirely sure.

Allison Danger: How are you not entirely sure it’s him? How many people look like him?!

Awful up to his feet. He grabs Nate Webb. Stuff for a powerbomb. He lifts Nate Webb up for a powerbomb. But Tripp Cassidy yells “no, no, stop!! Not on the floor!!” Awful stops in his tracks, holding Nate Webb up. Cassidy darts around the ringside area to the time keeper’s area. Cassidy grabs the time keeper’s table, throwing the bell, a water bottle, and some papers aside, bringing it over to Awful and slapping the top a few times. As instructed, Kerry Awful drives Nate Webb onto and through the time keeper’s table.

Joe Dombrowski: Powerbomb through the table!

Allison Danger: This isn’t no DQ. Between the mask pulling stuff and now this, the Carnies team is really treading on thin ice.

In the ring, it’s Nick Iggy squaring off with Delirious. The two men trade strikes, Delirious breaking off and darting into the ropes. Big arm drag from Iggy takes Delirious up and over. Delirious up and immediately clotheslines Iggy. Iggy to his feet. Joshi dropkick from Delirious sends Iggy crashing into the corner. Delirious charges in. Clothesline, clothesline, clothesline, clothesline, clothesline, clothesline, clothesline, clothesline. Delirious clobbering away at Nick Iggy with a series of clotheslines in the corner. Delirious finally stops, Iggy takes a few steps towards center ring and collapses.

Joe Dombrowski: So many clotheslines from Delirious.

Allison Danger: It’s like the CD in his head starts skipping or something.

Delirious to the top rope. Iggy still down and slow to recover. Delirious is waiting, he’s prone for the Shadows over Hell back splash. But Kerry Awful hops to the apron. He shakes the top rope, knocking Delirious off balance. From the other side of the apron comes Tripp Cassidy. Both Cassidy and Awful scale to the top rope, both hooking Delirious by the head. They lift him up and over in tandem, throwing him from the top rope with a double releasing superplex. Delirious sails to the mat and crashes on nothing but canvas.

Allison Danger: Not often you see a double superplex.

Joe Dombrowski: The Carnies working in tandem here.

Back into the ring now with his mask back on, Aero Boy runs in. He climbs to the top rope and immediately begins throwing punches with Tripp Cassidy. Kerry Awful joins in and it’s a two on one on the top rope. But from the outside comes Paymon. He climbs to the top rope on the outside, balancing himself on the top rope as he begins to throw punches with Kerry Awful.

Allison Danger: High traffic area in the corner.

Joe Dombrowski: Four men perched in the corner.

Nick Iggy comes from behind in the ring. He’s attacking Aero Boy in the corner. Iggy scales to the second rope to try to get a better point of attack on Aero Boy. From the outside comes Nate Webb. He’s going after Nick Iggy from the apron. Nate slowly climbs to the bottom rope and is punching up at Nick Iggy. Kerry Morton slides into the ring. He surveys the pile up brawl in the corner, then flips everyone off and rolls back to the outside.

Allison Danger: Kerry Morton wanting no part of any of this.

Joe Dombrowski: Who can blame him?

Delirious, however, decides he does want a part of this. He climbs to the apron on the other side of the ruckus, scaling to the top rope. Carefully Delirious walks, then runs down the top rope, cross body blocking into the entire pile on the top rope and sending himself and everyone involved crashing in various directions, mostly towards the floor, off the top rope.

Joe Dombrowski: Delirious decides to bowl over everyone!

Allison Danger: These six and eight man tag matches are a recipe for injury.

Kerry Morton watches everyone crash from a safe distance. But he’s the next one to take a spill. From behind him comes Paymon, quickly hooking and German suplexing him. Paymon bridges it into a pinning combination. Referee Jake Clemons down for the count, 1….2… kick out at two by Morton. Both men up. Both go for dropkicks at the same time. Both back up. Indie stand off. But Morton immediately goes to the eyes.

Allison Danger: Kerry Morton is a real piece of crap.

Joe Dombrowski: He’s got all of the worst qualities of his father with none of the good ones.

Morton grabs Paymon. He stuffs him for a piledriver. He lifts Paymon up, slowly spinning around and dropping him center ring with a piledriver. Kerry Morton down for the cover, referee down to count, 1….2…. it’s broken up at two from a flying elbow drop, apparently, from Spyder Nate Webb.

Allison Danger: This tight focused camera work is a gift and a curse. We keep having bodies just fly into the frame out of nowhere.

Joe Dombrowski: Action fast and furious in this one.

Nate Webb to his feet. From behind him comes Kerry Awful. Big sliding forearm to the back of Nate Webb. He spins Nate around and throws him onto his shoulders. Crucifix powerbomb by Kerry Awful and he sits down with it, right into a pin attempt. Referee Clemons down to count, 1….2… broken up by a diving clothesline from Aero Boy.

Allison Danger: This one could go on all night.

Joe Dombrowski: Too many bodies to keep track of.

Allison Danger: I know our time keeper got wiped out earlier, but if you look at the little timer option we have there, we’re now thirty plus minutes into this match. We’re now the deepest we’ve been in a modern WCWA match

Joe Dombrowski: And the great thing is, IWTV is with us until we’re done.

Allison Danger: Gerry ain’t got nowhere to be, let’s be real.

Aero Boy and Kerry Awful now up. They’re trading blows. lefts and rights from both men. Nate Webb back to his feet. He joins the attack on Kerry Awful, but soon has to switch focus to fighting off Kerry Morton. It’s a two on two center ring. Nick Iggy in and he’s helping out Kerry Awful with the fight on Aero Boy. But here comes Delirious. Delirious pairs off with Nick Iggy and we’re now three on three center ring.

Allison Danger: Turning into a real bar fight.

Joe Dombrowski: Six men brawling center ring.

Paymon in to help out the technicos trio, to turn it four on three. But the odds almost immediately swing in the favor of the rudos Carnies team, as Tripp Cassidy comes from behind and AGAIN goes after the mask of Aero Boy.

Allison Danger: STOP IT YOU PRICK!

Joe Dombrowski: Cassidy again going for the mask of Aero Boy.

Paymon and Delirious go after Cassidy, getting him free from Aero Boy. Aero Boy on the attack himself. He runs at Tripp Cassidy, nailing him with a Cactus Jack clothesline and sending both sailing over the top rope and to the floor. Both rather quickly up. Paymon with a no hands dive up and over the top rope, wiping out both Aero Boy and Tripp Cassidy.

Joe Dombrowski: I’m sure Paymon is a little more protective of the masked identity of Aero Boy than most. He himself was a masked wrestler until June of 2019, losing his mask to Fantastico in Arena Coliseo in Guadalajara.

Allison Danger: How do you know these things??

Kerry Awful now the focus. He runs to the far ropes, then the near ropes, diving over the top rope and wiping out all three men on the floor with a big dive. The much larger Awful barely slows down as he crashes through everyone on the floor. Awful gets to his feet and is IMMEDIATELY wiped out by Delirious, diving from… somewhere… and wiping out Awful with a big clothesline from a high angle.

Allison Danger: There are absolutely too many bodies flying everywhere, Joe.

Joe Dombrowski: Very hard to keep up with this one, but keep an eye on Nate Webb.

Webb looking to take flight as well. But he’s distracted by Lacey, who hops up on the apron. Lacey takes the attention of both Nate Webb and referee Jake Clemons, who’s mostly just trying to get her off the apron.

Allison Danger: Nate had a thing for Lacey years ago, Joe. Ended in a boiler room brawl, “key to Lacey’s heart” on a pole match. Sounds like Vince Russo booking but I swear it made sense at the time.

Joe Dombrowski: Didn’t you used to have a thing for Lacey too?

Allison Danger: Used to?

Ricky Morton slides a chair in the other side to Kerry Morton. Kerry lays the chair flat on the mat. Kerry from behind Nate Webb. Low blow. Nate turns around limp from the low blow. Kerry Morton stuffs him in a piledriver position, lifting him up and dropping him with a piledriver on the steel chair. Morton slides the chair out of the ring to his dad Ricky, who disposes of it under the ring. And on cue, Lacey hops off the apron, just in time for Jake Clemons to see Kerry going for the cover.

Joe Dombrowski: Not like this!

Referee Clemons down for the count, 1…..2…..3! Nate Webb not moving after the piledriver on the chair and it’s enough for three. Bell sounds, “Paint it Black” begins to play as Zane Pasley makes the announcement official.

Zane Pasley: Your winners of this match, the team of Kerry Morton, Nick Iggy, Kerry Awful, and Tripp Cassidy!

Crowd is booing, Kerry Morton flipping them all off and spreading it around. Ricky Morton into the ring and he’s flipping the crowd off too. Lacey in and they get her flipping the crowd off too. The three of them stand center ring, flipping the crowd off and basking in their heelishness.

Joe Dombrowski: This feud between The Carnies and the luchadors of WCWA is far from over, but this edition of WCWA is not.

Allison Danger: Gerry’s counting us down!

Joe Dombrowski: For Allison Danger, I’m Joe Dombrowski, we’ll see you next time on WCWA.

Allison Danger: Peace!

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the real time release for this show was supposed to be Saturday the 27th and I'm trying to keep these as "live" in real time, but playing by my own dumb rules in reality, I had to swap dates, because Cole Radrick got hurt this weekend for real and will be out of action for several weeks. if WCWA happened this weekend instead of last, he'd have still got hurt at his show on the 20th and would thus still be out of action for this show. modern era booking is hard