Post by The Masked Superstar on Nov 10, 2021 15:44:18 GMT -5
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Insane Wrestling Connection
The Beast Reigns!
May 21st 2001
(Welcome to the Jungle begins to play through the P.A)
Eric Gargiulo walks through the curtain, and the crowd cheers loudly for him. Prazzak gets into the ring, and turns on the microphone!
Eric Gargiulo: “Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to Insane Wrestling Connection…..The BEAST REIGNS!”
The crowd cheers!
Eric Gargiulo: “We have a great show for you tonight! You’ll be seeing Dan Severn in his first title defense against….SABUUU!”
The Crowd cheers!
Eric Gargiulo: “Let’s get it started with the first contest!”
(Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails plays through the P.A)
Eric Gargiulo: “Coming to the ring, from New Jersey……DEVON STORM!”
Devon Storm walks through the curtain, and stares at the ring. Storm slaps himself in the face, and runs towards the ring. Storm slides in with ease, and chases Gargiulo out of the ring.
Eric Gargiulo: “Woah! That’s out of line! You motherf…. Let’s get the next contestant out to the ring.”
(Stone Cold Crazy by Queen plays through the P.A)
Eric Gargiulo: “Coming to the ring, from the land of the rising sun! LANCE CADE!”
Lance Cade runs through the curtain and down the ramp. Cade slides into the ring, and Storm drops an elbow on him.
The Bell Rings!
Storm grabs Cade by the hair, and throws him into the corner. Storm chops Cade, but Cade switches position with Storm and gives him a strong chop of his own. Storm falls to the mat, and rolls out of the ring. Cade takes off his Ribera Steakhouse Jacket and hands it to Prazzak.
Cade lets Storm get back into the ring. Cade offers to wrestle like a gentleman, but Storm kicks him in the mid-section. Storm gives him a stiff uppercut. Storm pushes Cade into the corner, and grabs the tag rope and begins choking him.
Storm let’s go of the Cade, and begins taunting the crowd. Storm grabs Cade by the hair and slams his head into the turnbuckle. Storm lifts Cade up by the legs and drops him throat first onto the top rope. Cade drops to the mat, holding his throat coughing. Storm covers him 1….2…kickout by Cade.
Storm pulls Cade up by the hair, and irish whips him into the ropes. Storm throws a clothesline, but Cade ducks under and turns Storm around and then he hits Storm with a quick DDT. Cade covers Storm 1….kickout by Storm. The crowd cheers for the good guy Cade. Cade and Storm get back to their feet. Storm tries for an eye poke, but in three stooges fashion Cade gets his hand infront of his face.
Cade slaps Storm so hard he spins around. Cade grabs Storm by the hair and points to the corner. The crowd cheers. Cade runs with Storm and slams his head off the turnbuckle. Storm comically stumbles into the middle of the ring, and Cade runs into the ropes. Cade clobbers Storm with a heavy lariat. Cade covers Storm 1….2….kickout by Storm. The crowd boo’s.
Cade climbs up to the top rope, and gestures for the crowd to come alive. Storm gets to his feet. Cade jumps off and tries to nail a crossbody, but Storm dropkicks him out of the air. Cade rolls out of the ring. Storm gets to his feet, and lazily gets out of the ring. He then flips up the apron, and pulls out a steel chair.
Storm drops the chair flat on the ground, and grabs Cade by the hair and puts his head between his legs. Storm signals for a piledriver, but Cade lifts him up, and runs towards the ring, and slams Storm into the apron. Cade rolls Storm into the ring, and then hops onto the apron. Cade climbs up onto the top rope once again. Cade jumps off the top rope, and connects a hard knee drop onto Storm. Cade covers Storm 1….2….3!
The Bell Rings!
(Stone Cold Crazy by Queen plays through the P.A)
Eric Gargiulo: “Here’s your winner! LANCE CADE!”
Lance Cade rolls out of the ring, and begins walking to the back. Vampiro runs through the curtain, and clotheslines Cade down the ramp. Vampiro begins stomping a mudhole in Cade. Devon Storm rolls out of the ring, and picks up the chair from the ground and walks over to Vampiro. Vampiro and Storm look at each other, and then begin beating the tar out of Cade.
The fans are booing like there is no tomorrow. Vampiro pulls Cade up by his hair, and holds him up for Storm. Storm gets ready to the swing the chair but Jimmy Rave runs through the curtain and pulls the chair out of his hands. Rave jams the chair in to Storm’s gut, and then throws the chair at Vampiro’s head. Rave grabs Cade, and pulls him through the curtain.
Eric Gargiulo gets into the ring as Vampiro and Storm get through the curtain. Gargiulo turns his microphone on.
Eric Gargiulo: “I just got word from the higher ups, that next show June 26. It has been confirmed, Jimmy Rave and Lance Cade taking on Vampiro and Devon Storm!”
The Crowd Cheers!
Eric Gargiulo: “Let’s get back on track with our next contest!”
(Timebomb by Rancid plays through the P.A)
Eric Gargiulo: “Coming to the ring, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania….RECKLESS YOUUUUTH!”
Reckless Youth walks through the curtain drinking a water bottle. Youth spits water into the air, and rolls into the ring. Youth runs the ropes, and then stares at Gargiulo, waiting for him to make his next announcement.
Eric Gargiulo: “Our next competitor!”
(Slam by ONYX plays through the P.A)
Eric Gargiulo begins to speak, but is cut off by Homicide sliding into the ring. Homicide clotheslines Youth on the back of the head, sending him flying through the middle rope.
The Bell Rings!
Homicide runs the ropes, and does a cannonball senton through the middle ropes into Youth. Both men crash to the ground, and the crowd goes crazy. Homicide gets onto his feet, and kicks the guardrail in excitement.
Homicide grabs Youth by the shirt, and yanks him up to his feet. Homicide throws Youth with everything he’s got into the wooden steps at ringside. Youth is rolling on the ground in severe pain! Homicide rolls into the ring, and corners the ref and yells at him to count. The referee begins to count……1…..2……3…..Youth gets to his knees…..4……..5……..Youth pulls himself up using the guardrail as leverage……6…….7……..8……Youth slides into the ring.
Homicide grabs Youth by the shirt, and drags him up. Youth slips out of his shirt, and runs the ropes. Youth dives through the ropes to the outside, to take a breather. Homicide throws the shirt into the audience. The crowd is chanting for Reckless Youth to get back into the ring, but he’s having none of it.
Youth gets up onto the apron, and tells the referee to keep Homicide away. Youth gets into the ring, and Homicide runs forward, but Youth hits him with a knee to the gut, stopping him in his tracks. Homicide stumbles backwards, and Youth spins him around and puts on a tight sleeper hold. Homicide tries to fight out of it, but Youth drops to the mat, and hooks his legs around Homicide.
Homicide is fading, but is able to push Youth’s legs apart. Homicide rolls backwards into a pin on Youth. 1….2..kickout by Youth! Youth and Homicide get up and stare at each other. Youth chops Homicide. Homicide has a wild look in his eyes and chops Youth back!
Homicide throws Youth into the ropes and tries to clobber him with a Yakuza kick, but Youth ducks. Youth does a very unique victory roll, and rolls Homicide up! 1……2……3! Youth rolls out of the ring, and sits on the ground with his hands in the air.
The bell rings!
Homicide rolls out of the ring, and chases Youth through the curtain. Eric Gargiulo walks through the curtain, and gets into the ring.
Eric Gargiulo turns his microphone on and adjusts his tie.
Eric Gargiulo: “Are you ready!? For the MAAAAAIN EVEEEENT!?”
The crowd goes wild!
Eric Gargiulo: “This match will be for the IWC Philadelphia Heavyweight Championship! This match will have no rules, only that you have to win by submission, or the three count!”
(Huka Blues by Harry and The Slashtones play through the P.A)
Eric Gargiulo: “Coming to the ring, from BOMBAY, MICHIGAN! The Homicidal, Genocidal….SUICIDAL……SAAAAABUUU!”
Sabu runs through the curtain, and slides into the ring. Sabu chases Gargiulo out of the ring, and then points to the sky!
Eric Gargiulo: “Coming to the ring next! THE IWC PHILADELPHIA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOON! DAN…..The Beast…..SEVERN!”
Dan Severn walks out with no entrance music, the fans cheer at the sight of Severn. Severn walks around the ring, and then climbs up onto the apron. Sabu stares at Severn from across the ring. Severn gets into the ring and hands the belt to the ring girl.
The Bell Rings!
Sabu and Severn stalk each other around the ring, Sabu charges and dives at Severn, who side steps and Sabu rolls out of the ring. Sabu slaps the apron, and slides into the ring. Severn grabs Sabu in a front facelock as he’s climbing back into the ring. Severn drags Sabu to the middle of the ring.
Severn throws Sabu with a front chancery suplex. Severn holds the front facelock on Sabu, and brings him back up to his feet. Severn throws Sabu with another front chancery suplex, but this time Sabu slides out of the front facelock. Sabu slides out of the ring, and holds his neck.
Severn backs up to let Sabu back into the ring, which he does. Sabu charges on all fours and grabs Severn’s left leg. Sabu trips him to the mat, and begins wrenching on that left leg! Sabu gets up and drops a knee on Severn’s leg. The crowd boo’s. Sabu let’s go of the leg, but jumps and grabs Severn in a side-headlock on the mat.
Sabu jabs Severn forehead with his knuckles, but keeps hold of the headlock. Severn wiggles himself out of the headlock, and both men get to their feet. Severn charges at Sabu, but Sabu gets out of the ring quickly. Sabu grabs a chair from the audience and throws it into the ring, but Severn catches it, and the crowd cheers. Sabu is furious!
Sabu reaches under the ring, and pulls out a barbed wire bat. Sabu slides into the ring, and Severn backs up. Sabu swings the bat, but Severn raises the chair and blocks the bat. Sabu raises the bat, but Severn hits him in the gut with the chair, making Sabu bend over. Severn kicks the bat away, and throws the chair down.
Severn grabs Sabu from behind, and throws him halfway across the ring with a German Suplex. Severn gets up and grabs Sabu by the hair. Severn picks him up, and gives him a blistering chop! Severn throws Sabu through the ropes, and then follows him to the outside. Severn picks up Sabu and irish whips him into the guardrail.
Sabu falls over the guardrail into the crowd. Severn tells the referee to get out of the ring, and come officiate. Sabu crawls deep into the rows of the crowd. Severn hops over the guardrail. Severn grabs a chair from one of the rows, and slams it down onto Sabu. Severn picks Sabu up by the hair, and Severn runs forward and throws Sabu into the gymnasium’s wall.
The crowd cheers! Sabu is busted open. Severn kneels down beside Sabu, and begins tearing at the wound on Sabu’s forehead. Severn walks towards the concession stand, leaving Sabu lying on the ground. Severn grabs a water from the concession stand, and unscrews the cap. Sabu gets to his feet, and stumbles toward Severn. Severn takes a drink of water, and that gives Sabu time to kick him in the gut.
Severn spits the water out, and the fans laugh. Sabu grabs a tray of hotdogs and smashes it over Severn’s head. Severn drops to the ground, and holds his head. Sabu throws the tray down, and walks through the crowd. Sabu hops over the guardrail, and then flips the apron up and looks under the ring. Sabu pulls a table from under the ring, and slides it into the ring. Severn makes his way to the guardrail.
Severn climbs over the guardrail, but Sabu kicks him in the gut and irish whips him into the ringside wooden steps. Sabu gets into the ring, and begins setting up the table. Severn is out cold, laying on the hard concrete. Sabu sets up the table in the middle of the ring, and points to the sky. Sabu gets out of the ring, and grabs Severn by the ears. Sabu picks him up, and slides the heavier man into the ring. Sabu gets in the ring, and stomps on Severn.
Sabu grabs Severn and picks him up, Sabu then puts Severn on the table and gives him a punch to keep him laying on the table. Sabu points to the sky, and climbs up the turnbuckle. Sabu flies through the air with his patented moonsault, but Severn rolls off the table and Sabu crashes through the table. The crowd chants “HOLY SH--!” Severn pushes the table scraps away, and covers Sabu. 1……2…..3! SEVERN RETAINS!!!!
The Bell Rings!
Severn struggles to stand up, and the referee passes him his IWC Philadelphia Heavyweight Championship!
Eric Gargiulo: “Here’s your winner…..AND STILL IWC PHILADELPHIA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……DAN SEVERN!”
Severn raises his arms in victory, Sabu rolls out of the ring. Severn stands victorious in the middle of the ring. A man in a ski mask runs through the crowd and hops the guardrail. The man gets into the ring, and chop blocks Severn’s knee. Severn hits the mat and holds his knee. The masked man grabs the chair that Sabu put in the ring. The masked man begins slamming the chair on Severn’s leg, potentially injuring his knee.
The masked man opens the chair, and stands on it. The man pulls his mask off. IT’S RICK STEINER! The crowd goes wild! The feed slowly fades to black, showing Steiner standing over a brutalised Severn!
