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Post by kennyw86v2 on Jun 11, 2020 20:02:10 GMT -5
I honestly dont even know from day to day what we can and cant talk about here anymore, so if this is a no go, I apologize.
But I wanna know, what is the best revenge you ever got on someone?
I have 2 petty ones off the top of my head.
1. I was at Dunkin donuts, around 20 years old or so. They were fairly busy with a couple big orders so the line took a while to move. Kid behind me is rowdy and keeps running into me and I'm catching elbows to the thigh. Turn around and make eye contact with mom and she turns her head. Happens again, turn around again and she gives the the biggest screw you look ever.
Fast forward I'm 2nd in line. The kid is going crazy for a jelly donut. Like...what I imagine I looked like the 1st time I was with a girl, that's what he looked like.
My turn. I order the 2 vanilla frosted donuts I want.
"Anything else sir?"
Actually...you know what...give me all of those jelly filled too.
"You want all 7?"
Absolutely.
The kid has a meltdown. The mom starts yelling at me. I take my 2 vanilla out, walk over to trash and dump all the jelly filled. I dont eat that crap. And that day, neither do you bratty kid.
Second one, around the same time, I was working at burger king. I had worked from closer to mid shifts to opener. I was off by 3 every day. It was great.
This girl that had just started on nights gets buddy buddy with the scheduling manager and within a month I'm working 11 to 8 and she has my shifts.
I enrolled in 2 free classes. Brought the class schedule to my store manager. She adjusted all future schedules for me to be off 1 hour before my 4pm classes started.
I never went to class. Not once.
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Jun 11, 2020 21:18:53 GMT -5
Post by JC Motors on Jun 11, 2020 21:18:53 GMT -5
I can't say I ever got revenge on someone
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Post by Jack Specific on Jun 11, 2020 21:36:29 GMT -5
This is fine as long as it's not violence that is discussed. For example, if it's something like where someone played a practical joke on you and you got him back all in good fun it is ok. JS
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Post by Scott! on Jun 11, 2020 21:50:08 GMT -5
My papa told me I'd drop out of college before the first month was done, and that my cousin would do the full year. She dropped out in the first month and I got my pass mark for the year. I told him he had a letter and gave him my invite for year 2. That was pretty good revenge in a good way. He was so happy I passed and took it in good fun but I'll never forget it.
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Post by Valbroski on Jun 11, 2020 23:18:58 GMT -5
The donut story is hilarious.
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Post by Jackass Pacific on Jun 12, 2020 8:39:57 GMT -5
i've seen that donut story around the interwebz before, except it was burger king and apple pies. edit: found it... burger king apple pies
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Jun 12, 2020 8:51:55 GMT -5
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Post by kennyw86v2 on Jun 12, 2020 8:51:55 GMT -5
i've seen that donut story around the interwebz before, except it was burger king and apple pies. edit: found it... burger king apple piesAnd only a decade after I did it. 🤷♂️
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Post by Jackass Pacific on Jun 12, 2020 8:54:14 GMT -5
i've seen that donut story around the interwebz before, except it was burger king and apple pies. edit: found it... burger king apple piesAnd only a decade after I did it. 🤷♂️ maybe they read your mind and copied you
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Jun 12, 2020 9:00:23 GMT -5
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Post by kennyw86v2 on Jun 12, 2020 9:00:23 GMT -5
And only a decade after I did it. 🤷♂️ maybe they read your mind and copied you Doubtful lol. But it's nice to know there are equally petty humans out there. Although I doubt I'd have spent that much money on it. 23 pies dwarfs 7 donuts.
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Post by Jackass Pacific on Jun 12, 2020 9:13:08 GMT -5
maybe they read your mind and copied you Doubtful lol. But it's nice to know there are equally petty humans out there. Although I doubt I'd have spent that much money on it. 23 pies dwarfs 7 donuts. if you're gonna be petty, you gotta commit to it
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Post by Mongo Bears on Jun 12, 2020 14:33:27 GMT -5
Success/happiness is my revenge. I will achieve and find a smile one way or the other
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jun 12, 2020 15:01:39 GMT -5
My brother was quite a d*ck when I was younger. He'd always seize the opportunity to embarrass or humiliate me in front of friends or family.
He was changing his oil one Saturday & he went to use the bathroom while the oil was draining. I took a raw egg & cracked it into his windshield washer reservoir.
I had an ex who I was friendly with. We got an apartment together. She would throw my mail away. When she would leave her glasses in the bathroom, I would hold them between my unwashed ass cheeks for a few minutes.
I worked at a pizzeria for over 20 years. Whenever a "problem customer" would call for delivery, I would always shake their sodas. Every time.
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Post by shanieomaniac on Jun 12, 2020 23:18:18 GMT -5
In high school, there was a jerk who bullied me constantly in Spanish class.
Note: Our teacher was ESL and wasn't nearly as fluent in English as Spanish
So one day, we're learning how to say "Dog" en espanol. And upon learning the feminine form of "Dog" (perra), jerkhead throws it at me. I shake my head.
"You idiot, that's not the word for b*tch." I say, loud enough for him and the teacher to hear. The teacher says nothing (again, really not fluent in English). The teacher then turns around and starts writing on the board.
I get up out of my seat walk over to the kid, and write the ACTUAL word on his notebook and whisper "this is the word" before silently returning to my seat.
I no sooner sit down before the kid shouts "P*ta!"
The teacher whips around like she heard gunfire and starts screeching at him in Spanish.
That kid got four days detention over that and I surprisingly earned his respect. He didn't bully me much at all after that, and even then it wasn't bullying, it was more friendly teasing.
(It should be noted that yes, you can use "perra" but from my understanding, "p*ta" is more common and far worse in tone)
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Post by JC Motors on Jun 13, 2020 7:56:16 GMT -5
Years ago when my Dad stared to get Alzheimer's I went to go look for my Dad's Snap-on soft grip ratcheting screwdriver in the garage. He was starting to hide things when he had early onset Alzheimer's. It used to be located on the tray of his tool chest. So my other brother and I went and turned the garage upside down trying to find this screwdriver. By the way this particular screwdriver retails for $84.50. Plus when my dad didn't have Alzheimer's he got the magnetic shank replaced because the magnet fell out. So we couldn't find the screwdriver. So One day I'm in the basement passing my other older brother's tool bag and happened to notice Dad's missing ratcheting screwdriver inside of the bag. So I reached in the bag took back that expensive screwdriver and my brother never noticed I stole it back. I was really pissed that he had it all along. Long story short, my older brother stole my dad's $84.50 screwdriver and I stole it back
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Post by Nivro™ on Jun 13, 2020 9:42:52 GMT -5
Back about 10 years ago or so I was dating & working at a restaurant with this girl. I found out she was going back home (about 3hrs away) and was cheating on me with her ex. So I broke up with her & kicked her out of my apartment. Of course to most this made me the "bad guy" cause she had nowhere to go and was essentially homeless having to stay at friends & even co workers place to live. Eventually a new girl starts working there who, if not a 10 is a solid 9.7...purely smoking hot & way outta my league. Nobody would ask her out but I said it and did anyway and she agreed, however before we went out she called the date off and then got very distant. It was weird but around the same time my ex had came to me and told me that she "contracted" something and said it was cause of me. I thought she was BSing me but she brought the paper work to show that she did have something and left it at my apartment. To be on the safe side I had myself checked and I was completely 100% in the clear. Well come to find out that the reason the hot girl stopped talking to me and became distant was that my ex had gone to her (and other girls we worked with) and told them that I had STDs and was just trying to sleep with everyone and spread it to them but she never said to them that SHE was actually the one that had something. So I made copies of both of our tests and when I showed up one saturday morning (which is a day everyone works) I posted both results all around the kitchen, prep area, office & outside where the smokers smoked. I worked morning and she worked evening. By 4pm when her shift started everyone knew how nasty she was and what kinda person she was....including the hot girl who worked the morning shift that day with me.
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Jun 13, 2020 10:55:51 GMT -5
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Post by ~*Young $ Money*~ on Jun 13, 2020 10:55:51 GMT -5
Back about 10 years ago or so I was dating & working at a restaurant with this girl. I found out she was going back home (about 3hrs away) and was cheating on me with her ex. So I broke up with her & kicked her out of my apartment. Of course to most this made me the "bad guy" cause she had nowhere to go and was essentially homeless having to stay at friends & even co workers place to live. Eventually a new girl starts working there who, if not a 10 is a solid 9.7...purely smoking hot & way outta my league. Nobody would ask her out but I said it and did anyway and she agreed, however before we went out she called the date off and then got very distant. It was weird but around the same time my ex had came to me and told me that she "contracted" something and said it was cause of me. I thought she was BSing me but she brought the paper work to show that she did have something and left it at my apartment. To be on the safe side I had myself checked and I was completely 100% in the clear. Well come to find out that the reason the hot girl stopped talking to me and became distant was that my ex had gone to her (and other girls we worked with) and told them that I had STDs and was just trying to sleep with everyone and spread it to them but she never said to them that SHE was actually the one that had something. So I made copies of both of our tests and when I showed up one saturday morning (which is a day everyone works) I posted both results all around the kitchen, prep area, office & outside where the smokers smoked. I worked morning and she worked evening. By 4pm when her shift started everyone knew how nasty she was and what kinda person she was....including the hot girl who worked the morning shift that day with me. You get a second chance with the hot girl?
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jun 13, 2020 18:53:43 GMT -5
My neighbor accused me of lighting off firecrackers. It wasn't me. I must have been 11 or 12 at the time. I still got in trouble for it. She always left her wooden shoes (klompen) outside her front door. So I took fresh cat poop from our litter box & put them in her shoes. I figured if I was going to get in trouble, I might as well make it worth while.
My sisters haven't gotten along in over 30 years. When my younger sister lived abroad for a year, my older sister (the b*tch) threw away a lot of her stuff (posters, artwork, yearbooks, clothing, etc.) When my younger sister found out what happened, she ripped out the last 10 or so of every book she (the b*tch) owned.
I'm not sure if this qualifies as revenge, but I'll admit that I would like to try this at some point. A friend of mine was at a party & went to use the bathroom. He took a towel from the linen closet, unfolded it & placed it on the bathroom floor. He relieved his bowels on the towel, folded it back up & put it back in the linen closet on the bottom of the stack.
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Post by Nivro™ on Jun 13, 2020 19:24:33 GMT -5
Back about 10 years ago or so I was dating & working at a restaurant with this girl. I found out she was going back home (about 3hrs away) and was cheating on me with her ex. So I broke up with her & kicked her out of my apartment. Of course to most this made me the "bad guy" cause she had nowhere to go and was essentially homeless having to stay at friends & even co workers place to live. Eventually a new girl starts working there who, if not a 10 is a solid 9.7...purely smoking hot & way outta my league. Nobody would ask her out but I said it and did anyway and she agreed, however before we went out she called the date off and then got very distant. It was weird but around the same time my ex had came to me and told me that she "contracted" something and said it was cause of me. I thought she was BSing me but she brought the paper work to show that she did have something and left it at my apartment. To be on the safe side I had myself checked and I was completely 100% in the clear. Well come to find out that the reason the hot girl stopped talking to me and became distant was that my ex had gone to her (and other girls we worked with) and told them that I had STDs and was just trying to sleep with everyone and spread it to them but she never said to them that SHE was actually the one that had something. So I made copies of both of our tests and when I showed up one saturday morning (which is a day everyone works) I posted both results all around the kitchen, prep area, office & outside where the smokers smoked. I worked morning and she worked evening. By 4pm when her shift started everyone knew how nasty she was and what kinda person she was....including the hot girl who worked the morning shift that day with me. You get a second chance with the hot girl? a few times
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