ECW on SyFy
Jan. Week 1.
Madison Square GardenCommentary:
Joey Styles & Taz
Show opens with Joey Styles in the ring, he introduces the fans to ECW on SyFy. He runs down what we can intend to see on tonights show. He then introduces his broadcast partner for tonight, the Human Suplex Machine: TAZ!!!!!!!! No need to wait any longer, it's time to kick off ECW on Syfy!
Matt Sydal Vs. Jayson PaulThis is a match that showcases what ECW is about, as two men that can be considered the future of this business collide. Both men shake hands before the match, showing the mutual respect that they have for one another. With these two in the ring it is no surprise that we have a very fast paced match, with high flying action every where. The action is very back and forth. Jayson tried to slow the match down as much as he could, but the fast pace of Sydal seemed to be too much for him at times. Sydal hits the Shout Out at 7:58 for the victory.
Winner:
Matt Sydal*Commercial Break*
As we come back from the commercial break Austin Aries is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.
Aries:
You idiotic sheep are out here cheering everything that you are told to cheer. You continue to drink the kool-aid you have been giving all these years, and see no problem with it. You live vicariously through this hardcore garbage that this company is known for. You cheer for blood and destruction. When a real wrestler like myself shows up you boo, you chant boring, you throw garbage at me. That's fine by me, because that garbage represents each and every one of you sitting in the crowd right now. The Age of Aries is here, it's time for a change in ECW and I am going to bring it. You wont see me using a chair, barbed wire, or any of this crap you guys think is wrestling. I am here to return wrestling to where it belongs. The era of hardcore is over, long live the Age of Aries.*Commercial Break*
Hass and Williams Vs. The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer
Non Title MatchThis is a battle of old school and new school. Dreamer and Hass start things off. Hass tries to outwrestle Dreamer, but Tommy goes hold for hold with him, much to his surprise. Dreamer ends up getting the upper hand, Hass rushes over to tag in Williams. The crowd begans to chant for Sandman, Dreamer gives the fans what they want and tags in the Hardcore Icon. Sandman and Williams stand face to face, with Williams slapping Sandman in a show of pure disrespect. Sandman answers with a hard right hand, Sandman. Sandman dominates for a majority of their time in the ring together, before Hass is tagged back in and charges the Sandman, only to be on the wrong end of a drop toe hold. Dreamer gets the tag back in and he starts working on Hass, Dreamer goes to pick up Hass, but gets nailed with a low blow. Hass is now in control and punishes Dreamer. Dreamer gets whipped to the corner, Hass chages, but Tommy gets out the way and Hass bounces out and Dreamer sets him up for the Spicoli Driver. On the outside the Sandman has been pulled off the apron by a masked man who is putting a brutal attack on the Hardcore Icon. Dreamer goes to help him, but is attacked by another masked man, they are putting a beaten on the two ECW veterans, the referee has no choice but to throw the match out.. The beaten continues post match. The two masked men stand over the downed legends and remove their mask to reveal it's the former Major Brothers, who are not followers of The Fallen Angel. The lights go out in the arena.
*Commercial Break*
When we return The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer are both handcuffed to a rope hanging from the ceiling. The Minions are still in the ring kneeled down. From the back comes CM Punk, The Fallen Angel and The Sinister Minister.
Punk:
For so long you two have controlled this company, you two have been the Messiahs of Extreme, but a new Messiah is here, one that represents to word of the one Fallen Angel who had no desire to return to where he came. Their is a new Fear here in ECW, and you are looking at it.
The Minions retrieve two chairs from outside and hand them to Punk and The Fallen Angel, who then go on to destroy a helpless Dreamer and Sandman with them. Sinister Minister then motions for the two ECW legends to be raised.
Punk:
You always thought you were above us, so we are putting you where you belong.*Commercial Break*
Tony Mamaluke Vs. The Giant BernardBernard attacks Mamaluke as soon as the bell rings and just dominates him. He toys around with him for a little while before hitting him with the Baldo Bomb at 4:52 for the win.
Winner:
Giant Bernard*Commercial Break*
Rene Dupree Vs. Super CrazyThis is a little taste of International ECW as the French Dupree meets the Mexican Super Crazy. The action is fast paces, with Dupre getting the early advantage and taken it to Crazy. He tosses Crazy to the outside and continues the assault out there. Dupre goes to whip Crazy into the guardrail, but Crazy reverses it and Dupree hits hard. Crazy goes back into the ring, only to return to the outside with a sick suicide dive. The action continues into the ring where Crazy uses his extensive ariel assault. The finish comes when Crazy hits the trifecta for the win at 10:34
Winner:
Super Crazy*Commercial Break*
When we return we are backstage as Mick Foley is sitting in his office, in comes Da Beast. He talks about growing up watching ECW as a kid, and asking for an opportunity. Foley books him in a match with one half of The New Eliminators Tyson Tomko. Da Beast looks happy with that as he leaves the office.
Mordecai W/ Sinister Minister Vs. Cheech.Cheech tries to use his speed early in the match to take down the monster Mordecai, but it has no effect. Mordecai seems to get bored with Cheechs action pretty fast and begins his assault. After toying around and punishing Cheech he hits Original Sin for the win at 9:53
Winner:
Mordecai*Commercial Break*
Little Guido W/ Trinity Vs. CM Punk W/ Sinister MinisterPunk offers his hand to Guido in a true show of dealing with the Devil, Guido ignores it and hits a dropkick to the knees of Punk taken him down. Guido gets in a good amount ofoffense on Punk to start things off. He goes to the top rope and goes for missile dropkick, but Punk moves out of the way and takes control of the match. Punk spends a majority of the time taunting and arguing with the crowd. He turns into a flying boot from Guido, who takes control again. Guido tries to finish thing with the Sicilian Shooter, but gets distracted by Sinister Minister stalking Trinity on the outside, Guido heads out to stop whats going on, as he goes to return to the ring he is caught by Punk, who then locks on the Anaconda Vice, Guido taps at 13:48
Winner:
CM PunkWe get a video package for Television Champion Tyler Black
*Commercial Break*
Necro Butcher Vs. Spike DudleyThis match doesn't even start in the ring, they battle all over the arena, and into the crowd. Necro shows while he is one of the most ruthless individuals alive today. He just brutalizes poor Spike. They finally make it back into the ring where Necro wraps Spike in barbedwire and locks in the Skull Vice for the submission at 7:36
Winner:
Necro Butcher*Commercial Break*
Da Beast Vs. Tyson TomkoAs big as Beast is, he was no match for Tomko who attacked him as soon as entering the ring. The match doesn't last long as Tomko hits a boot for the victory at 5:32
Winner:
TomkoAbyss Vs. Cloudy
Non TitleI'm not sure if you can even call this a match, or a massacre. Cloudy doesn't even get a single bit of offense in as Abyss just destroys Cloudy from bell to bell. He mercifully ends the match at 6:34 with a Blackhole Slam
Winner:
AbyssAbyss stands in the ring victorious as ECW goes off the air.