Post by robversion1 on Aug 5, 2006 11:13:13 GMT -5
MONDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!
JR- Hello, and welcome to Monday Night Smackdown! This is Jim Ross with Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside, and we are looking forward to a great night of action here tonight! Am I right King?
King- Right JR! For the very first time ever, the nWo will be running things around here!
JR- Now ladies and gentlemen, you may be wondering where the opening video is, but the nWo has done away with it as it only wastes valuable time to wrestle!
(All of a sudden, "Booyaka Booyaka 619" hits, and fan favorite Rey Mysterio makes his signature jump on stage.)
King- Speaking of wrestling!
(Rey's mask is red with blue trim but is missing his title.)
JR- Where's his title King?
King- I don't know JR.
(Super Crazy's enterance music hits and the crazy luchadore goes to the ring)
COMMERCIAL
(We come back from commercial and see that The Hurricane and Kidman are still standing in the ring with microphones)
Hurricane- That's right folks, The Hurricane is back-only now he's a super vilan! Wassupwitdat? Well, I will tell you. The Hurricane and his new Hurri-friend are sick of being pushed to the back of the line. We have formed this Hurri-team to stop all of the wrong doings in the WWE! Now, the man you all barely know as Kidman will now ba know as The Hurri-Kidman!
(The Hurricane's music hits and both men leave the ring.)
JR- Well, that was strange!
King- More like Hurri-Idiots if you ask me!
(No Chance in Hell hits the TitonTron and the fans go into a frenzy of boos as Vincent Kennedy McMahon makes his way to the ring.)
JR- It's the Chairman of th- well, Former Chairman of the Board!
King- The rumors are true JR! The rumors are true!
Vince- Now I know that security is running double-time to the ring to try to get me outta this ring so I'll make this short and sweet. The nWo-
(The TitonTron flashes and all of a sudden, nWo is shown all standing next to each other. The only missing members are Eric Bishoff and the WWE insider.)
Scott Hall- Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. Shouldn't have come tonight.
Kevin Nash- Vince, unless you want to find yourself in some big trouble- I suggest you get the hell out of the nWo's ring right now.
Hulk Hogan- Hit the bricks, brother!
Vince- You think you guys scare me? I MADE YOU! All of you!
Nash- Vince, lets be truthful- the nWo has scared you from day one!
Vince- I MADE YOU!
Hogan- No Vince, I made you.
Hall- Vince, do you even know who the "insider" is?
Vince- No.
Nash- You might remember him as... YOUR SON!
(Hogan motions to the outside of the camera and Shane McMahon comes into the picture along with Eric Bishoff.)
Vince- Shane! YOU SON OF A *****!
Hall- Did we forget to mention that there was another "insider"?
(Nash mentions to the outside and in comes none other than... Paul Heyman!)
(Vince turns aroung in shock and is met by a whole line of security gaurds who tackle and handcuff him)
King- Not a great day for Vinnie Mac!
JR- nWo, Eric Bishoff, Paul Heyman, and a McMahon! What a dream team King!
Nash- Well, we might as well make a few announcements while we're up here.
Hall- First things first, the nWo is gonna put a stop to the whole EC-Dub thing because we can.
Shane McMahon- ECW was failed anyway.
Nash- And we have absolutely NO interest whatsoever in TNA.
Hogan- Who cares! This thing is over!
ALL- NWO 4 LIFE!!
COMMERCIAL
JR- Well, nWo means buisness! And so do these next competitors!
King- Yeah, they mean BIG buisness!
JR- This is going to be a HUGE match
("Somebody's gonna get it" blares from the TitonTron and a focused Mark Henry slowly makes his way to the ring.)
King- The winners of this match should get a FAT paycheck!
(The Big Show's music hits and the giant plays to the fans as he walks to the ring.)
JR- Just the first match in our night of huge tag team action! You know King, this team of Mark Henry and The Big Show weighs at a combined weight of over 900 lbs!
King- Man JR!
(The Undertaker's gong goes off a few times... but the music then switches to Kane's enterance theme as both of the Brothers of Destruction make their way to the squared circle)
JR- What an amazing display of power by Kane and The Undertaker! I've never seen Mark Henry or The Big Show beaten so quickly!
King- The Brothers of Destruction are back JR, and I cannot wait to see what they-
JR- Hold on King! I am getting word from my earpiece from the nWo themselves that all of the WWE's titles have bee vacated!
King- So now we know why Rey Mysterio was missing his World Heavyweight Championship!
JR- I guess that nWo says that there will be a Tag Team Turmoil match next week to decide the new WWE tag team champs!
King- Will Kane and Undertaker be in that match next week JR?
JR- I would think so King!
(The Spirit Squad's music starts up and all 5 of the over-peppy cheerleaders rush to the ring.)
King- Are they going to grace us with a cheer JR?
JR- God, I hope not.
(The Spirit Squad creates a line in the ring and begins a cheer)
Spirit Squad- READY? OK! ROLECALL!
Nicky- NICKY!!
Mikey- MIKEY!!
Johnny- JOHNNY!!
Kenny- KENNY!!
Mitch- MITCH!!
SS- AND WE ARE... THE SPIRIT SQUAD!!
JR- What a bunch of idiots.
King- I like 'em JR!
JR- Yeah, you would.
(The Spirit Squad looks ready to begin another cheer... but is cut off by Chris Benoit's enterance music)
JR- Looks like Benoit wasn't content with letting them finish!
King- What a buzz kill!
Benoit gets halfway down the ramp and The World's Greatest Tag Team's music comes on as Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin come out together.)
JR- What in the world?
King- They're back together JR!
JR- What a surprize King!
(FBI's music turns on and Vito makes his way to the ring with Nunzio)
King- Well, that's not fair JR!
JR- Why not King? Has Nunzio ever interfered in any of Vito's matches?
King- Well... no-
JR- So maybe it is fair.
Finlay's music hits and the whole 5 man team runs to the ring and starts to battle the Spirit Squad.)
COMMERCIAL
JR- What a tag team match we had there!
King- All 10 competitors gave it their all!
JR- And what a night it's been so far!
King- But, it's not over yet folks!
JR- That's right King! The main event is yet to come! Tonight D-Generation X is back together for the first time since their split to take on one monster on a team in Batista and Umaga!
King- I can't wait! I love D-X!
(A video package airs showing the highlights of D-X throughout the years.
The President speech...
Mocking the Ministry...
The Sgt. Slaughter spit helmets...
Mocking the Corperation...
The package ends with Triple H saying "Let's get ready to Suck It!")
King- I'm ready to suck it!
JR- King, do you ever think before you talk?
King- Of course I do JR! I only said I was ready!
JR- ...To suck it?
King- Err... umm... Tell them about Umaga JR!
JR- Ladies and gentlemen, Umaga is maybe the most destructive force in WWE history.
(A video package airs showing Umaga's path of destruction.
A flying headbutt on Ric Flair...
Slamming countless jobbers into the corner...
Breaking "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's 2x4 on his head.
Leaving Eugene in a bloody heap...
The package ends with a voice-over of JR: "Can anybody stop Umaga?")
King- I really think Umaga will continue on his undefeated streak tonight!
JR- I thought you were ready to suck it King?
King- That's not funny JR.
(The first riff of Saliva's "I Walk Alone" signals that Batista is making his way to the ring.)
JR- And last but certainly not least... Batista!
King- He gets bigger all the time JR!
JR- But will he be able to work well with...
(Umaga's music blares from the TitonTron as The Samoan Bulldozer makes his way to the ring-without his manager.)
JR- ...This man-Umaga! I wonder where Mr. Estrada is King?
King- You mean Armando...Al-
JR- That's enough King.
(The arena grows silent as the fans wait in anticipation.)
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(Finally, the first chords of "Break it Down" strike the crowd and the roof blows off as Triple H and Shawn Micheals head to the ring while flashing the crowd a few crotch chops.)
(Fade out)
JR- Hello, and welcome to Monday Night Smackdown! This is Jim Ross with Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside, and we are looking forward to a great night of action here tonight! Am I right King?
King- Right JR! For the very first time ever, the nWo will be running things around here!
JR- Now ladies and gentlemen, you may be wondering where the opening video is, but the nWo has done away with it as it only wastes valuable time to wrestle!
(All of a sudden, "Booyaka Booyaka 619" hits, and fan favorite Rey Mysterio makes his signature jump on stage.)
King- Speaking of wrestling!
(Rey's mask is red with blue trim but is missing his title.)
JR- Where's his title King?
King- I don't know JR.
(Super Crazy's enterance music hits and the crazy luchadore goes to the ring)
The match starts off as both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Super Crazy irish whips Mysterio into the ropes and follows up with a perfectly executed dropkick to the face. Crazy then hits a springboard moonsalt and goes for the cover.
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Crazy runs off of the ropes and baseball slides Rey's head. Rey is flung across the ring and to the ropes, Super Crazy pushes Mysterio all the way out of the ring and tries an asai moonsalt to the outside, but misses as Mysterio moves and Crazy's chest makes a huge thud on the padded concrete. Rey quickly takes advantage of this by climbing to the apron and leg dropping Super Crazy. Rey gets Crazy into the ring and covers him.
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Mysterio sends Crazy into the ropes and drop-toe-holds him into position for the 619... and hits it. Rey climbs the ropes and waits as Super Crazy slowly gets to his feet. Mysterio goes for the West Coast Pop... but Crazy catches him and puts him in a Boston Crab. Rey is screaming in pain and is about to tap when... Greggory Helms and Billy Kidman rush to the ring and Helms (In his Hurricane costume) dropkicks Super Crazy in the face.
Winner (Via DQ): Super Crazy
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Crazy runs off of the ropes and baseball slides Rey's head. Rey is flung across the ring and to the ropes, Super Crazy pushes Mysterio all the way out of the ring and tries an asai moonsalt to the outside, but misses as Mysterio moves and Crazy's chest makes a huge thud on the padded concrete. Rey quickly takes advantage of this by climbing to the apron and leg dropping Super Crazy. Rey gets Crazy into the ring and covers him.
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Mysterio sends Crazy into the ropes and drop-toe-holds him into position for the 619... and hits it. Rey climbs the ropes and waits as Super Crazy slowly gets to his feet. Mysterio goes for the West Coast Pop... but Crazy catches him and puts him in a Boston Crab. Rey is screaming in pain and is about to tap when... Greggory Helms and Billy Kidman rush to the ring and Helms (In his Hurricane costume) dropkicks Super Crazy in the face.
Winner (Via DQ): Super Crazy
COMMERCIAL
(We come back from commercial and see that The Hurricane and Kidman are still standing in the ring with microphones)
Hurricane- That's right folks, The Hurricane is back-only now he's a super vilan! Wassupwitdat? Well, I will tell you. The Hurricane and his new Hurri-friend are sick of being pushed to the back of the line. We have formed this Hurri-team to stop all of the wrong doings in the WWE! Now, the man you all barely know as Kidman will now ba know as The Hurri-Kidman!
(The Hurricane's music hits and both men leave the ring.)
JR- Well, that was strange!
King- More like Hurri-Idiots if you ask me!
(No Chance in Hell hits the TitonTron and the fans go into a frenzy of boos as Vincent Kennedy McMahon makes his way to the ring.)
JR- It's the Chairman of th- well, Former Chairman of the Board!
King- The rumors are true JR! The rumors are true!
Vince- Now I know that security is running double-time to the ring to try to get me outta this ring so I'll make this short and sweet. The nWo-
(The TitonTron flashes and all of a sudden, nWo is shown all standing next to each other. The only missing members are Eric Bishoff and the WWE insider.)
Scott Hall- Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. Shouldn't have come tonight.
Kevin Nash- Vince, unless you want to find yourself in some big trouble- I suggest you get the hell out of the nWo's ring right now.
Hulk Hogan- Hit the bricks, brother!
Vince- You think you guys scare me? I MADE YOU! All of you!
Nash- Vince, lets be truthful- the nWo has scared you from day one!
Vince- I MADE YOU!
Hogan- No Vince, I made you.
Hall- Vince, do you even know who the "insider" is?
Vince- No.
Nash- You might remember him as... YOUR SON!
(Hogan motions to the outside of the camera and Shane McMahon comes into the picture along with Eric Bishoff.)
Vince- Shane! YOU SON OF A *****!
Hall- Did we forget to mention that there was another "insider"?
(Nash mentions to the outside and in comes none other than... Paul Heyman!)
(Vince turns aroung in shock and is met by a whole line of security gaurds who tackle and handcuff him)
King- Not a great day for Vinnie Mac!
JR- nWo, Eric Bishoff, Paul Heyman, and a McMahon! What a dream team King!
Nash- Well, we might as well make a few announcements while we're up here.
Hall- First things first, the nWo is gonna put a stop to the whole EC-Dub thing because we can.
Shane McMahon- ECW was failed anyway.
Nash- And we have absolutely NO interest whatsoever in TNA.
Hogan- Who cares! This thing is over!
ALL- NWO 4 LIFE!!
COMMERCIAL
JR- Well, nWo means buisness! And so do these next competitors!
King- Yeah, they mean BIG buisness!
JR- This is going to be a HUGE match
("Somebody's gonna get it" blares from the TitonTron and a focused Mark Henry slowly makes his way to the ring.)
King- The winners of this match should get a FAT paycheck!
(The Big Show's music hits and the giant plays to the fans as he walks to the ring.)
JR- Just the first match in our night of huge tag team action! You know King, this team of Mark Henry and The Big Show weighs at a combined weight of over 900 lbs!
King- Man JR!
(The Undertaker's gong goes off a few times... but the music then switches to Kane's enterance theme as both of the Brothers of Destruction make their way to the squared circle)
Kane and Mark Henry start the match off with a tie up in the center on the ring. The struggle continues for a long while as neither man can gain the upper hand. Henry finally gathers up even more strength and is able to push Kane back all the way into the corner. Henry follows up with a series of rights to Kane and the referee tries to get both men out of the corner but Henry only sneers and pushes the referee down. Henry turns his back on Kane to showboat but when he turns around, he is met by The Big Red Machine wrapping his hand around his throat. Kane lifts Henry up for for the chokeslam... and he hits it!! Big Show runs in to save his partner but is met by the Undertaker... and another chokeslam!! The referee starts to get up...
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Winners (Via pinfall): Kane and The Undertaker.
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Winners (Via pinfall): Kane and The Undertaker.
JR- What an amazing display of power by Kane and The Undertaker! I've never seen Mark Henry or The Big Show beaten so quickly!
King- The Brothers of Destruction are back JR, and I cannot wait to see what they-
JR- Hold on King! I am getting word from my earpiece from the nWo themselves that all of the WWE's titles have bee vacated!
King- So now we know why Rey Mysterio was missing his World Heavyweight Championship!
JR- I guess that nWo says that there will be a Tag Team Turmoil match next week to decide the new WWE tag team champs!
King- Will Kane and Undertaker be in that match next week JR?
JR- I would think so King!
(The Spirit Squad's music starts up and all 5 of the over-peppy cheerleaders rush to the ring.)
King- Are they going to grace us with a cheer JR?
JR- God, I hope not.
(The Spirit Squad creates a line in the ring and begins a cheer)
Spirit Squad- READY? OK! ROLECALL!
Nicky- NICKY!!
Mikey- MIKEY!!
Johnny- JOHNNY!!
Kenny- KENNY!!
Mitch- MITCH!!
SS- AND WE ARE... THE SPIRIT SQUAD!!
JR- What a bunch of idiots.
King- I like 'em JR!
JR- Yeah, you would.
(The Spirit Squad looks ready to begin another cheer... but is cut off by Chris Benoit's enterance music)
JR- Looks like Benoit wasn't content with letting them finish!
King- What a buzz kill!
Benoit gets halfway down the ramp and The World's Greatest Tag Team's music comes on as Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin come out together.)
JR- What in the world?
King- They're back together JR!
JR- What a surprize King!
(FBI's music turns on and Vito makes his way to the ring with Nunzio)
King- Well, that's not fair JR!
JR- Why not King? Has Nunzio ever interfered in any of Vito's matches?
King- Well... no-
JR- So maybe it is fair.
Finlay's music hits and the whole 5 man team runs to the ring and starts to battle the Spirit Squad.)
All 10 men battle in the middle of the ring, and The Spirit Squad starts to gain some momentum. Vito and Haas are sent to the out side, followed by Finlay and Benjamin. All 5 members of the Spirit Squad team up and stomp on Benoit as the referee tries to get the wrestlers to go back into their corners. The Spirit Squad grab Benoit and give him a 'High Spirits" and then the referee forces all of them except for Kenny into their corner. Kenny irish whips Benoit into the ropes and hits him with a diving forearm to the face. Kenny goes to the opposite corner and hits Finlay with a cheap shot to the chest... but Finlay clobbers him with a stiff right hand to the face. The Spirit Squad start complaining to the referee that it was illegal but the referee refuses their requests. Both Kenny and Benoit lay on the ground as their team cheers them on. Benoit is up first and tags into Vito and Vito clears house as every Spirit Squad member runs into the ring gets clotheslined by Vito. Vito piles all 5 men in the corner and hits a huge splash on all of them. Vito tags in Haas who puts the Hass of Pain on Kenny... but Kenny reverses it with a roll up...
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Kenny tags in Mitch who locks up with Haas. Haas gets the upper hand and sends Mitch into the corner and hits a splash on him. Haas tags Benoit who hits a series of 4 german suplexes on Mitch, and climbs to the top rope for the diving headbutt... but Kenny pushes him off and climbs the ropes himself... and hits Benoit with the guillotine leg drop and Mitch gets the cover...
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Winners (Via pinfall): The Spirit Squad
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Kenny tags in Mitch who locks up with Haas. Haas gets the upper hand and sends Mitch into the corner and hits a splash on him. Haas tags Benoit who hits a series of 4 german suplexes on Mitch, and climbs to the top rope for the diving headbutt... but Kenny pushes him off and climbs the ropes himself... and hits Benoit with the guillotine leg drop and Mitch gets the cover...
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Winners (Via pinfall): The Spirit Squad
COMMERCIAL
JR- What a tag team match we had there!
King- All 10 competitors gave it their all!
JR- And what a night it's been so far!
King- But, it's not over yet folks!
JR- That's right King! The main event is yet to come! Tonight D-Generation X is back together for the first time since their split to take on one monster on a team in Batista and Umaga!
King- I can't wait! I love D-X!
(A video package airs showing the highlights of D-X throughout the years.
The President speech...
Mocking the Ministry...
The Sgt. Slaughter spit helmets...
Mocking the Corperation...
The package ends with Triple H saying "Let's get ready to Suck It!")
King- I'm ready to suck it!
JR- King, do you ever think before you talk?
King- Of course I do JR! I only said I was ready!
JR- ...To suck it?
King- Err... umm... Tell them about Umaga JR!
JR- Ladies and gentlemen, Umaga is maybe the most destructive force in WWE history.
(A video package airs showing Umaga's path of destruction.
A flying headbutt on Ric Flair...
Slamming countless jobbers into the corner...
Breaking "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's 2x4 on his head.
Leaving Eugene in a bloody heap...
The package ends with a voice-over of JR: "Can anybody stop Umaga?")
King- I really think Umaga will continue on his undefeated streak tonight!
JR- I thought you were ready to suck it King?
King- That's not funny JR.
(The first riff of Saliva's "I Walk Alone" signals that Batista is making his way to the ring.)
JR- And last but certainly not least... Batista!
King- He gets bigger all the time JR!
JR- But will he be able to work well with...
(Umaga's music blares from the TitonTron as The Samoan Bulldozer makes his way to the ring-without his manager.)
JR- ...This man-Umaga! I wonder where Mr. Estrada is King?
King- You mean Armando...Al-
JR- That's enough King.
(The arena grows silent as the fans wait in anticipation.)
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(Finally, the first chords of "Break it Down" strike the crowd and the roof blows off as Triple H and Shawn Micheals head to the ring while flashing the crowd a few crotch chops.)
Triple H and Umaga start off in a lock up in the middle of the ring. Umaga quickly gets the upper hand and shoveds Triple H to the ground. Umaga hits the throat of Triple H with a few knee drops and goes for the cover...
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Umaga pulls Triple H back to his feet and sets him up in the corner for the splash... but Triple H ducks through the ropes and out of the ring. Triple H and Shawn Micheals seem to be having a talk as HBK yells from the apron. Umaga hits a cheap shot on HBK that sends him off of the apron and to the floor. Batista leaves his side of the apron to attack HBK and does so with an irish whip into the steel steps as Triple H climbs into the ring. Triple H hits the ropes and nails Umaga with a running facebuster followed by a belly-to-back suplex. Batista continues to fight HBK on the outside of the ring until HBK hits the Sweet Chin Music out of seemingly no where. Umaga gets angry and sends Triple H into the corner and splashes him. Triple H falls to the second rope and Umaga hits him with a running smash leaving him out cold.
Umaga goes for the cover...
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HBK saves Triple H just in time and hits a series of stomps on Umaga. HBK hits the Sweet Chin Music on Umaga, and Umaga falls on the referee, knocking him out. Batista wakes up and so does Triple H and both men go to grab a chair. Batista hits HBK and Triple H smacks Umaga with a chair. Both men do their finishers. (Pedigree and Batista Bomb) and move to the center of the ring and stare down. The fans are silent with anticipation. Triple H strikes first, and sends Batista into the corner. Triple H and Batista both fight for position in the corner and Batista wins, setting Triple H ip for a super-plex... and he hits it-but both men land on their own chairs! The referee starts to count once he gets up...
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THE REFEREE HAS DECLARED THIS MATCH A DRAW!
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Umaga pulls Triple H back to his feet and sets him up in the corner for the splash... but Triple H ducks through the ropes and out of the ring. Triple H and Shawn Micheals seem to be having a talk as HBK yells from the apron. Umaga hits a cheap shot on HBK that sends him off of the apron and to the floor. Batista leaves his side of the apron to attack HBK and does so with an irish whip into the steel steps as Triple H climbs into the ring. Triple H hits the ropes and nails Umaga with a running facebuster followed by a belly-to-back suplex. Batista continues to fight HBK on the outside of the ring until HBK hits the Sweet Chin Music out of seemingly no where. Umaga gets angry and sends Triple H into the corner and splashes him. Triple H falls to the second rope and Umaga hits him with a running smash leaving him out cold.
Umaga goes for the cover...
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HBK saves Triple H just in time and hits a series of stomps on Umaga. HBK hits the Sweet Chin Music on Umaga, and Umaga falls on the referee, knocking him out. Batista wakes up and so does Triple H and both men go to grab a chair. Batista hits HBK and Triple H smacks Umaga with a chair. Both men do their finishers. (Pedigree and Batista Bomb) and move to the center of the ring and stare down. The fans are silent with anticipation. Triple H strikes first, and sends Batista into the corner. Triple H and Batista both fight for position in the corner and Batista wins, setting Triple H ip for a super-plex... and he hits it-but both men land on their own chairs! The referee starts to count once he gets up...
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THE REFEREE HAS DECLARED THIS MATCH A DRAW!
(Fade out)
. Oh well, that's the way things go.