Post by petergriffin on Jul 26, 2006 11:17:03 GMT -5
Freedom Pro Wrestling
Raw is War
April 2, 2007
Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
FPW logo flashes across the screen.
A video package of the n.W.o invading Raw is shown, but is cut off by the n.W.o’s theme music.
They come down to the ring.
Hogan: Wow. It feels good to be back in black. You know something; I’ve been planning the n.W.o.’s comeback for a long time. I had to wait for it all. I had to wait for the closing of the WWE and Vince McMahon’s opening of the FPW. Then when he signed the Outsiders I knew I had my chance. I called up Kevin & Scott and told them about it. They were cool with it and told me that Vince signed X-Pac. I told him that his name ain’t X-Pac, it’s Syxx. Everything went to plan and I even got a new member who wasn’t part of the original, Triple H.
Triple H: That’s right; I’ve always wanted to be on the same side as “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan and it’s finally happened. We are going to dominate the FPW! Who’s going to stop the King of Kings? Who’s going to stop the biggest icon in wrestling? What about the next World Tag Team Champions the Outsiders? And…my man Syxx…
Syxx: A lot of people are wondering why I attacked Eddie Guerrero last week. If any of you remember, he started the l.W.o. The Latino World Order, a complete mockery of the New World Order. I’ve been waiting since the closing of W.C.W. to get back at him and I will. I will…*A siren goes off*
Scott Steiner comes out.
JR: My god! Big Poppa Pump is here!!
King: I didn’t even know FPW signed him!
Steiner: All I’ve been hearing over the past week is n.W.o this and n.W.o that. Well I was part of the n.W.o. and I couldn’t be happier that I left. Now, me and the largest arms in the world got and issue with anyone of you who wants some.
Syxx: You know what? I want some. You don’t interrupt me when I’m talking, so bring your ass down here cause your ass is grass and I’m gonna smoke it!
1. Singles Match
Scott Steiner vs. Syxx
Steiner rolls in the ring and Syxx stomps on him. He whips him off the ropes and Steiner comes back with a stiff shoulder block. He runs off the ropes and drops a forearm on Syxx’s throat.
JR: I’m sorry, folks we didn’t get to fully introduce you to Raw because those bastards cut off the intro.
King: Yea, we were going to tell about our huge main event.
JR: That’s right. Last week Randy Orton said he wanted some of Chris Jericho, well he’ll get some tonight in a tag match. It’s going to be World Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and Chris Jericho vs. Batista & Randy Orton.
Steiner now has Syxx in the corner and chops him. Syxx chops back and the n.W.o gets in and beat on Steiner.
Winner by DQ: Scott Steiner
Eddie Guerrero comes out with a chair and helps Steiner. The n.W.o. retreat to the outside. Steiner gets up and shakes Eddie’s hand. While they’re shaking Steiner nails him and starts hitting him with the chair.
JR: What the hell!?
The n.W.o. gets in and beat on Guerrero until the Rock comes out and nails Triple H who rolls out with the rest of the n.W.o.
Rock: Triple H, The Rock is tired of you and now he’s getting sick of the n.W.o. and they’ve only been around for a week. So, The Rock isn’t playing games anymore. Triple H, you bring it….and as a matter of fact, bring it to Showdown!
Triple H: Don’t worry I’ll bring it.
JR: Looks like we’ve got another match signed for Raw’s first pay-per-view, but the n.W.o just got stronger in more ways than one with Scott Steiner joining.
Commercial Break.
2. Singles Match
Justin Credible w/ Lance Storm vs. Road Dogg w/ Billy Gunn
Credible locks up with Dogg in the middle of the ring and locks on a headlock. Dogg whips him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Credible ducks and nails one of his own. He nails him with some forearm shots to the face. Dogg comes back with the shake, rattle and roll punches.
JR: The Road Dogg is firing away.
King: Oh, please.
Dogg starts hammering away in the corner and Credible stops it by gouging his eyes. He locks on a wristlock and pulls Dogg to him and this a jawbreaker. He covers for a two count. Credible whips him into the corner and puts him in the tree of woe position. He runs in and goes for the baseball slide but Road Dogg picks his head and Credible goes into the turnbuckle.
King: That’s gonna leave a mark.
Dogg hits the shaky legs knee drop and covers for a two count. He puts Credible in the corner does the ten punch, but Credible grabs him and power bombs him down. He covers for a two count. Justin Credible climbs to the top and goes for a flying axe handle smash but Dogg catches him with a shot to the gut. He picks him up and nails the pump handle slam.
JR: It’s over.
Storm gets on the apron and distracts the referee. Billy Gunn comes in and turns the referee around. Road Dogg nails Storm and Credible rolls to the outside. The referee starts counting and Storm distracts him again. Billy pulls him off the apron and starts fighting with him. Credible nails Dogg with the Singapore cane and the referee turns around to see Credible covering for the three count.
Winner by pin: Justin Credible
The Impact Players go up the ramp way smiling, while the New Age Outlaws are steamed in the ring.
*Backstage*
Taz cuts another promo about being the next Hardcore champion.
Commercial Break.
*Slam of the Week* Christian sets him up for the Unprettier but Shelton reverses into a backslide for another two count. Benjamin hooks him and nails the Exploder. He covers but Tomko comes in the ring and nails him with a chair.
3. Singles Match
Tyson Tomko w/ Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin
Tyson starts off by going for a test of strength. Benjamin locks on and Tyson kicks him in the gut. He whips him off the ropes and goes for a big boot but Benjamin ducks a nails the Superkick out of nowhere. He covers but Christian comes in and pulls him off. The referee throws Christian out and Benjamin nails him with a Superkick. He turns around and Tyson hits him with a body slam.
JR: I’m glad to see Christian get ejected. This match would’ve been over already.
King: What are you talking about JR? We need Captain Charisma out here.
Tyson picks him up and hits a back breaker. Tyson puts Benjamin in the corner and starts attacking with a flurry of punches. Benjamin nails a European uppercut to stop the pounding and starts flailing away with shots of his own. He runs off the ropes and nails a leg clothesline. He then puts Tyson in the corner and puts on a wristlock and climbs to the top. He walks the ropes and drops a leg on Tyson’s arm.
JR: Wow, Benjamin is bringing out everything tonight. Imagine what he’ll do to Christian if he gets his hands on him.
He picks up Tyson who punches him in the gut and hooks him for a DDT but Benjamin reverses with a Northern lights suplex for a two count. Benjamin waits for Tyson to get up and goes for a kick but his leg is grabbed and he comes around with a creative enzuigiri. Shelton whips him into the corner and nails the Stinger Splash. Tyson stumbles out of the corner, right into an Exploder for the three count.
Winner by pin: Shelton Benjamin
Benjamin stares down Christian who’s at the top of the ramp.
JR: You can feel the tension between the two.
*Backstage*
Eric Bischoff is shown in his office. Suddenly, Hurricane & Rosey fly into his office and startle him.
Eric: What the hell are you two doing? You could’ve gave me a heart attack.
Hurricane: Sorry citizen Bischoff. We just need a favor.
Eric: A favor?
Hurricane: Yes. We want to have a match against the Outsiders because of their villainous attacks last week.
Eric: Whatever, you got your match. Just leave me alone.
Commercial Break.
The n.W.o’s music hits as they come out.
JR: Not again.
Triple H: Now I know that everyone of you couldn’t get enough of the New World Order, so we figured that we’d show our faces again. And…*Superheroes music cuts him off*
They run into the ring and start fighting with the n.W.o. The n.W.o’s 6-2 advantage in men gives them the upper hand until The Rock and Eddie Guerrero come out to help out. Hogan gets a chair and starts nailing everyone. Triple H nails Pedigree on the chair to The Rock. Suddenly, music starts blasting over the speaker and Eric Bischoff comes out.
Eric: *Slowly clapping* Bravo! Bravo! You guys have done great.
JR: What the hell?
Eric joins in the ring and takes off his jacket to reveal an n.W.o. shirt.
Eric: Yea, it’s true. How do think I signed “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan and Scott Steiner? I had to tell them that the New World Order would be reformed. And of course I would be the mastermind. And I also have an announcement to make. At Showdown, I have signed two matches. First, seeing as how Syxx is pretty pissed about the whole Latino World Order thing, he’ll be facing Eddie Guerrero. And if the Rock wants a piece of Triple H, he can have it in an I Quit match!
Hogan: That’s right, Easy E. Hey boys, I think we’re done for the night, let’s go party.
They leave.
JR: I’m speechless.
King: Our general manager, Eric Bischoff, has joined the n.W.o. I mean, he’s the reason that they’re here in the first place.
JR: They left the Hurricane, Rosey, Eddie Guerrero, & The Rock laid out. Well, in any event…um…well I guess the Superheroes and Outsiders match is cancelled. So…um…up next, I think we’re going to interview JBL.
*Backstage*
Tori: JBL, what were you going to ask Rob Van Dam before he threw you out of his room?
JBL: It’s simple, Tori. I was going to give him a proposition. I was going to let him be my assistant. He didn’t want to take the great offer and now I’ve found someone else. You won’t find out tonight, but soon enough.
Commercial Break.
4. Hardcore Championship
Rhino (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer
Dreamer quickly grabs the belt out of the referee’s hand and nails Rhino with it. He goes outside and gets a trash can from under the ring and it’s full of weapons. By the time he gets back in Rhino’s up and clotheslines him. He hits a hammerlock slam.
King: Did Rhino just do an actual wrestling move in this match?
He grabs a chair and opens it. Rhino grabs Dreamer and DDTs him onto the open chair. Rhino covers for a two count. Rhino whips him into the corner and grabs a hockey stick. He hits Dreamer in the gut and puts on a choke hold with the stick. Dreamer elbows him in the gut and nails a Russian leg sweep with the stick across Rhino’s neck. Dreamer picks up the trash can and just throws it at Rhino who falls to the outside. Dreamer goes to the outside and nails Rhino with the monitor. He puts him on the table and nails the death valley driver*Screams Louie in the process* He covers for along two count.
King: JR, how did Rhino kick out of that?
JR: As much as I don’t like him, that’s why he’s our Hardcore Champion.
Dreamer rolls into the ring and a bloody Rhino follows. Dreamer sets up a table in the corner and Taz comes out and starts fist fighting with Dreamer. Taz ducks a punch and locks him in and Tazplex through the table. Rhino gets up and covers Dreamer for the three.
Winner and STILL Hardcore Champion: Rhino
Rhino looks to the outside and sees Taz with a microphone.
Taz: Hey brutha, the only reason I helped you was because I want to beat your punk ass for that Hardcore Championship at Showdown. What do ya say? *Rhino nods* That’s what I wanted to hear. I’m Taz, the human suplex machine. Beat me if you can…survive…if I let you!
*Backstage*
Christian & Tyson Tomko are talking in someone’s office.
Christian: Why the hell isn’t he here? He’s probably out with the n.W.o. I mean, they reek of sucktitude. Come on, what’s up with the W being capitalized and the n & o being lower case. That’s just stupid.
Off-screen voice: So the New World Order reeks, huh? *Voice is Eric Bischoff* what the hell do you want?
Christian: Um, sorry Eric. I wanted to know what you were going to do about Shelton Benjamin kicking me earlier when he had no right to.
Eric: I know just what to do. How about this? At Showdown, Shelton Benjamin will go one-on-one with…you. For the Intercontinental title. Now get out of my office.
Christian: That’s not right.
Commercial Break.
JR: King, the card for Showdown is looking awesome so far. We’re going to see Rhino defend the Hardcore title against Taz, Christian defend the Intercontinental title against Shelton Benjamin, Syxx take on Eddie Guerrero, The Rock & Triple H in an I Quit match and of course, World Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin defend against the Animal, Batista. It’s…*JR is cut off by the Un-Americans theme music.*
Test: Look at all of you stupid Americans. Just as stupid as the Hardy Boys. You remember them right, they’re the team that we left laying under the Canadian flag last week. We’re the reason that your precious Tag Team Champions are not here tonight. We’re the…*Cut off by the Hardy Boys theme music but no one comes out*. Just as I expected. They, like all of you, have no balls! *The Hardy Boys come out from the crowd and start beating on the Un-Americans*
Jeff gets a table outside and Matt places Val on it. Jeff flies straight over the top rope and nails a Swanton through the table.
JR: My god! Jeff Hardy just did the most amazing Swanton Bomb I’ve ever seen.
Commercial Break.
5. Singles Match
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Booker T
JBL starts the match with a kick to the gut and some knee lifts. He follows that with a body slam. JBL picks him up by the trunks and hits him in the back multiple times. He whips Booker off the ropes and he comes back with a leg clothesline. Booker drops an elbow on JBL and follows that with a jawbreaker. JBL pops up from the jawbreaker into a clothesline. Booker picks him up and puts on a wristlock but nails a hook kick with it.
King: Booker T is very good with his feet.
Booker climbs to the top and nails a flying forearm. He goes up again and JBL punches him. Booker hits a sunset flip for a two count. He whips JBL off the ropes and ducks for a back body drop but JBL kicks him in the face and runs off the ropes and nails the Investor’s Special.
JR: It’s all but over.
Rob Van Dam’s music starts playing over the loud speaker and JBL gets up ready for a fight. The music stops and Booker rolls him for a two count. JBL gets up and Booker hits a spine buster and goes to the top. He jumps off for the Harlem Hangover, but JBL moves. He gets up and delivers a spine buster back to Booker. JBL covers and RVD’s music plays again.
JR: What in the hell?
JBL faces the entrance again but the music stops. He turns around into the Book End for the three count.
Winner by pin: Booker T
JBL gets up and RVD comes out with a chair and climbs to the top. When JBL sees him, RVD throws the chair at him and JBL catches it, but Van Dam jumps off the top for the Van Daminator!
King: Oh my god!
JR: Rob Van Dam just tore JBL’s head off. In any event, up next, our main event for tonight! *Backstage, Austin, Batista, Jericho, and Orton are shown on a four-way split screen*
Commercial Break.
JR: Business is about to pick up.
6. Tag Team Match
No DQ
World Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin & Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton & Batista
JR: What? No DQ? Who made that stipulation? *Backstage, the n.W.o. is seen sitting in Bischoff’s office talking about how fun this match will be with No DQ rules.* Oh, that’s who. Those bastards!
Austin and Orton start. Austin points to Batista to say that he wants him. Orton looks at Batista and Austin starts firing away with right hands. He whips Orton off the ropes and nails the Lou Thez Press.
JR: Right hands! Right Hands! The Rattlesnake strikes!
King: Calm down before you have an aneurysm!
Austin runs off the ropes and drives the point of his elbow into Orton’s throat. Austin picks him up and hits a knee lift and puts him in the corner. He rams his elbow into Orton’s face twice and then puts him on top. He goes for a superplex but Orton punches him in the ribs. Austin still superplexes him off. He tags Jericho who hits a flying forearm once Orton gets up and follows that with punches on the ground.
JR: Jericho’s firing away.
He whips him off the ropes and Jericho ducks for a back body drop but Orton hits a swinging neck breaker. He picks up Jericho over his shoulder and drops him for a neck breaker. He covers for a two count and tags Batista. Batista comes in and starts hammering away on Jericho’s back. He puts him in the corner and starts beating on him. He and Orton tag in and out for about 4 minutes.
King: Orton and Batista are working like a well oiled unit, to dominate Chris Jericho.
Orton hits a missile dropkick and covers Jericho for a two count. Orton waits for him to get and seems to be setting up for the RKO but Austin runs in and clotheslines him. Jericho starts crawling to Austin and Orton to Batista. Jericho tags first and Austin gets in. He waits for Orton to tag and then gets into a fist fight with Batista.
JR: This is what I’ve been waiting for.
Austin wins the fist fight and hits Batista into the corner and starts stomping a mud hole into him. Orton comes in with a chair and Jericho grabs it from him and nails him with it. Austin turns around and sees Jericho holding the chair. Batista nails Austin from behind and Austin falls into Jericho. Batista grabs the chair and starts beating on Austin. Jericho gets up and hits the Lionsault on Orton for the three.
Winners by pin: Steve Austin & Chris Jericho
Batista doesn’t even seem to care about the match’s outcome and continues his assault on Austin. Jericho rolls out and leaves while Orton rolls to the outside. Batista takes Austin to the outside and clears off JR & King’s table and hits the Deacon Bomb through the table.
JR: MY GOD!!!!! Austin is dead!!
Batista poses over Austin with the World Title held high over his head.
King: That is a sign of things to come, JR.
JR: That remains to be seen, but it’s been a helluva ride. I mean look at this carnage. *The n.W.o. is shown laughing in Bischoff’s office* I’m sure they’re happy. Well I guess this is goodnight folks.
Copyright FPW © 2007
Raw is War
April 2, 2007
Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
FPW logo flashes across the screen.
A video package of the n.W.o invading Raw is shown, but is cut off by the n.W.o’s theme music.
They come down to the ring.
Hogan: Wow. It feels good to be back in black. You know something; I’ve been planning the n.W.o.’s comeback for a long time. I had to wait for it all. I had to wait for the closing of the WWE and Vince McMahon’s opening of the FPW. Then when he signed the Outsiders I knew I had my chance. I called up Kevin & Scott and told them about it. They were cool with it and told me that Vince signed X-Pac. I told him that his name ain’t X-Pac, it’s Syxx. Everything went to plan and I even got a new member who wasn’t part of the original, Triple H.
Triple H: That’s right; I’ve always wanted to be on the same side as “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan and it’s finally happened. We are going to dominate the FPW! Who’s going to stop the King of Kings? Who’s going to stop the biggest icon in wrestling? What about the next World Tag Team Champions the Outsiders? And…my man Syxx…
Syxx: A lot of people are wondering why I attacked Eddie Guerrero last week. If any of you remember, he started the l.W.o. The Latino World Order, a complete mockery of the New World Order. I’ve been waiting since the closing of W.C.W. to get back at him and I will. I will…*A siren goes off*
Scott Steiner comes out.
JR: My god! Big Poppa Pump is here!!
King: I didn’t even know FPW signed him!
Steiner: All I’ve been hearing over the past week is n.W.o this and n.W.o that. Well I was part of the n.W.o. and I couldn’t be happier that I left. Now, me and the largest arms in the world got and issue with anyone of you who wants some.
Syxx: You know what? I want some. You don’t interrupt me when I’m talking, so bring your ass down here cause your ass is grass and I’m gonna smoke it!
1. Singles Match
Scott Steiner vs. Syxx
Steiner rolls in the ring and Syxx stomps on him. He whips him off the ropes and Steiner comes back with a stiff shoulder block. He runs off the ropes and drops a forearm on Syxx’s throat.
JR: I’m sorry, folks we didn’t get to fully introduce you to Raw because those bastards cut off the intro.
King: Yea, we were going to tell about our huge main event.
JR: That’s right. Last week Randy Orton said he wanted some of Chris Jericho, well he’ll get some tonight in a tag match. It’s going to be World Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and Chris Jericho vs. Batista & Randy Orton.
Steiner now has Syxx in the corner and chops him. Syxx chops back and the n.W.o gets in and beat on Steiner.
Winner by DQ: Scott Steiner
Eddie Guerrero comes out with a chair and helps Steiner. The n.W.o. retreat to the outside. Steiner gets up and shakes Eddie’s hand. While they’re shaking Steiner nails him and starts hitting him with the chair.
JR: What the hell!?
The n.W.o. gets in and beat on Guerrero until the Rock comes out and nails Triple H who rolls out with the rest of the n.W.o.
Rock: Triple H, The Rock is tired of you and now he’s getting sick of the n.W.o. and they’ve only been around for a week. So, The Rock isn’t playing games anymore. Triple H, you bring it….and as a matter of fact, bring it to Showdown!
Triple H: Don’t worry I’ll bring it.
JR: Looks like we’ve got another match signed for Raw’s first pay-per-view, but the n.W.o just got stronger in more ways than one with Scott Steiner joining.
Commercial Break.
2. Singles Match
Justin Credible w/ Lance Storm vs. Road Dogg w/ Billy Gunn
Credible locks up with Dogg in the middle of the ring and locks on a headlock. Dogg whips him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Credible ducks and nails one of his own. He nails him with some forearm shots to the face. Dogg comes back with the shake, rattle and roll punches.
JR: The Road Dogg is firing away.
King: Oh, please.
Dogg starts hammering away in the corner and Credible stops it by gouging his eyes. He locks on a wristlock and pulls Dogg to him and this a jawbreaker. He covers for a two count. Credible whips him into the corner and puts him in the tree of woe position. He runs in and goes for the baseball slide but Road Dogg picks his head and Credible goes into the turnbuckle.
King: That’s gonna leave a mark.
Dogg hits the shaky legs knee drop and covers for a two count. He puts Credible in the corner does the ten punch, but Credible grabs him and power bombs him down. He covers for a two count. Justin Credible climbs to the top and goes for a flying axe handle smash but Dogg catches him with a shot to the gut. He picks him up and nails the pump handle slam.
JR: It’s over.
Storm gets on the apron and distracts the referee. Billy Gunn comes in and turns the referee around. Road Dogg nails Storm and Credible rolls to the outside. The referee starts counting and Storm distracts him again. Billy pulls him off the apron and starts fighting with him. Credible nails Dogg with the Singapore cane and the referee turns around to see Credible covering for the three count.
Winner by pin: Justin Credible
The Impact Players go up the ramp way smiling, while the New Age Outlaws are steamed in the ring.
*Backstage*
Taz cuts another promo about being the next Hardcore champion.
Commercial Break.
*Slam of the Week* Christian sets him up for the Unprettier but Shelton reverses into a backslide for another two count. Benjamin hooks him and nails the Exploder. He covers but Tomko comes in the ring and nails him with a chair.
3. Singles Match
Tyson Tomko w/ Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin
Tyson starts off by going for a test of strength. Benjamin locks on and Tyson kicks him in the gut. He whips him off the ropes and goes for a big boot but Benjamin ducks a nails the Superkick out of nowhere. He covers but Christian comes in and pulls him off. The referee throws Christian out and Benjamin nails him with a Superkick. He turns around and Tyson hits him with a body slam.
JR: I’m glad to see Christian get ejected. This match would’ve been over already.
King: What are you talking about JR? We need Captain Charisma out here.
Tyson picks him up and hits a back breaker. Tyson puts Benjamin in the corner and starts attacking with a flurry of punches. Benjamin nails a European uppercut to stop the pounding and starts flailing away with shots of his own. He runs off the ropes and nails a leg clothesline. He then puts Tyson in the corner and puts on a wristlock and climbs to the top. He walks the ropes and drops a leg on Tyson’s arm.
JR: Wow, Benjamin is bringing out everything tonight. Imagine what he’ll do to Christian if he gets his hands on him.
He picks up Tyson who punches him in the gut and hooks him for a DDT but Benjamin reverses with a Northern lights suplex for a two count. Benjamin waits for Tyson to get up and goes for a kick but his leg is grabbed and he comes around with a creative enzuigiri. Shelton whips him into the corner and nails the Stinger Splash. Tyson stumbles out of the corner, right into an Exploder for the three count.
Winner by pin: Shelton Benjamin
Benjamin stares down Christian who’s at the top of the ramp.
JR: You can feel the tension between the two.
*Backstage*
Eric Bischoff is shown in his office. Suddenly, Hurricane & Rosey fly into his office and startle him.
Eric: What the hell are you two doing? You could’ve gave me a heart attack.
Hurricane: Sorry citizen Bischoff. We just need a favor.
Eric: A favor?
Hurricane: Yes. We want to have a match against the Outsiders because of their villainous attacks last week.
Eric: Whatever, you got your match. Just leave me alone.
Commercial Break.
The n.W.o’s music hits as they come out.
JR: Not again.
Triple H: Now I know that everyone of you couldn’t get enough of the New World Order, so we figured that we’d show our faces again. And…*Superheroes music cuts him off*
They run into the ring and start fighting with the n.W.o. The n.W.o’s 6-2 advantage in men gives them the upper hand until The Rock and Eddie Guerrero come out to help out. Hogan gets a chair and starts nailing everyone. Triple H nails Pedigree on the chair to The Rock. Suddenly, music starts blasting over the speaker and Eric Bischoff comes out.
Eric: *Slowly clapping* Bravo! Bravo! You guys have done great.
JR: What the hell?
Eric joins in the ring and takes off his jacket to reveal an n.W.o. shirt.
Eric: Yea, it’s true. How do think I signed “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan and Scott Steiner? I had to tell them that the New World Order would be reformed. And of course I would be the mastermind. And I also have an announcement to make. At Showdown, I have signed two matches. First, seeing as how Syxx is pretty pissed about the whole Latino World Order thing, he’ll be facing Eddie Guerrero. And if the Rock wants a piece of Triple H, he can have it in an I Quit match!
Hogan: That’s right, Easy E. Hey boys, I think we’re done for the night, let’s go party.
They leave.
JR: I’m speechless.
King: Our general manager, Eric Bischoff, has joined the n.W.o. I mean, he’s the reason that they’re here in the first place.
JR: They left the Hurricane, Rosey, Eddie Guerrero, & The Rock laid out. Well, in any event…um…well I guess the Superheroes and Outsiders match is cancelled. So…um…up next, I think we’re going to interview JBL.
*Backstage*
Tori: JBL, what were you going to ask Rob Van Dam before he threw you out of his room?
JBL: It’s simple, Tori. I was going to give him a proposition. I was going to let him be my assistant. He didn’t want to take the great offer and now I’ve found someone else. You won’t find out tonight, but soon enough.
Commercial Break.
4. Hardcore Championship
Rhino (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer
Dreamer quickly grabs the belt out of the referee’s hand and nails Rhino with it. He goes outside and gets a trash can from under the ring and it’s full of weapons. By the time he gets back in Rhino’s up and clotheslines him. He hits a hammerlock slam.
King: Did Rhino just do an actual wrestling move in this match?
He grabs a chair and opens it. Rhino grabs Dreamer and DDTs him onto the open chair. Rhino covers for a two count. Rhino whips him into the corner and grabs a hockey stick. He hits Dreamer in the gut and puts on a choke hold with the stick. Dreamer elbows him in the gut and nails a Russian leg sweep with the stick across Rhino’s neck. Dreamer picks up the trash can and just throws it at Rhino who falls to the outside. Dreamer goes to the outside and nails Rhino with the monitor. He puts him on the table and nails the death valley driver*Screams Louie in the process* He covers for along two count.
King: JR, how did Rhino kick out of that?
JR: As much as I don’t like him, that’s why he’s our Hardcore Champion.
Dreamer rolls into the ring and a bloody Rhino follows. Dreamer sets up a table in the corner and Taz comes out and starts fist fighting with Dreamer. Taz ducks a punch and locks him in and Tazplex through the table. Rhino gets up and covers Dreamer for the three.
Winner and STILL Hardcore Champion: Rhino
Rhino looks to the outside and sees Taz with a microphone.
Taz: Hey brutha, the only reason I helped you was because I want to beat your punk ass for that Hardcore Championship at Showdown. What do ya say? *Rhino nods* That’s what I wanted to hear. I’m Taz, the human suplex machine. Beat me if you can…survive…if I let you!
*Backstage*
Christian & Tyson Tomko are talking in someone’s office.
Christian: Why the hell isn’t he here? He’s probably out with the n.W.o. I mean, they reek of sucktitude. Come on, what’s up with the W being capitalized and the n & o being lower case. That’s just stupid.
Off-screen voice: So the New World Order reeks, huh? *Voice is Eric Bischoff* what the hell do you want?
Christian: Um, sorry Eric. I wanted to know what you were going to do about Shelton Benjamin kicking me earlier when he had no right to.
Eric: I know just what to do. How about this? At Showdown, Shelton Benjamin will go one-on-one with…you. For the Intercontinental title. Now get out of my office.
Christian: That’s not right.
Commercial Break.
JR: King, the card for Showdown is looking awesome so far. We’re going to see Rhino defend the Hardcore title against Taz, Christian defend the Intercontinental title against Shelton Benjamin, Syxx take on Eddie Guerrero, The Rock & Triple H in an I Quit match and of course, World Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin defend against the Animal, Batista. It’s…*JR is cut off by the Un-Americans theme music.*
Test: Look at all of you stupid Americans. Just as stupid as the Hardy Boys. You remember them right, they’re the team that we left laying under the Canadian flag last week. We’re the reason that your precious Tag Team Champions are not here tonight. We’re the…*Cut off by the Hardy Boys theme music but no one comes out*. Just as I expected. They, like all of you, have no balls! *The Hardy Boys come out from the crowd and start beating on the Un-Americans*
Jeff gets a table outside and Matt places Val on it. Jeff flies straight over the top rope and nails a Swanton through the table.
JR: My god! Jeff Hardy just did the most amazing Swanton Bomb I’ve ever seen.
Commercial Break.
5. Singles Match
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Booker T
JBL starts the match with a kick to the gut and some knee lifts. He follows that with a body slam. JBL picks him up by the trunks and hits him in the back multiple times. He whips Booker off the ropes and he comes back with a leg clothesline. Booker drops an elbow on JBL and follows that with a jawbreaker. JBL pops up from the jawbreaker into a clothesline. Booker picks him up and puts on a wristlock but nails a hook kick with it.
King: Booker T is very good with his feet.
Booker climbs to the top and nails a flying forearm. He goes up again and JBL punches him. Booker hits a sunset flip for a two count. He whips JBL off the ropes and ducks for a back body drop but JBL kicks him in the face and runs off the ropes and nails the Investor’s Special.
JR: It’s all but over.
Rob Van Dam’s music starts playing over the loud speaker and JBL gets up ready for a fight. The music stops and Booker rolls him for a two count. JBL gets up and Booker hits a spine buster and goes to the top. He jumps off for the Harlem Hangover, but JBL moves. He gets up and delivers a spine buster back to Booker. JBL covers and RVD’s music plays again.
JR: What in the hell?
JBL faces the entrance again but the music stops. He turns around into the Book End for the three count.
Winner by pin: Booker T
JBL gets up and RVD comes out with a chair and climbs to the top. When JBL sees him, RVD throws the chair at him and JBL catches it, but Van Dam jumps off the top for the Van Daminator!
King: Oh my god!
JR: Rob Van Dam just tore JBL’s head off. In any event, up next, our main event for tonight! *Backstage, Austin, Batista, Jericho, and Orton are shown on a four-way split screen*
Commercial Break.
JR: Business is about to pick up.
6. Tag Team Match
No DQ
World Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin & Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton & Batista
JR: What? No DQ? Who made that stipulation? *Backstage, the n.W.o. is seen sitting in Bischoff’s office talking about how fun this match will be with No DQ rules.* Oh, that’s who. Those bastards!
Austin and Orton start. Austin points to Batista to say that he wants him. Orton looks at Batista and Austin starts firing away with right hands. He whips Orton off the ropes and nails the Lou Thez Press.
JR: Right hands! Right Hands! The Rattlesnake strikes!
King: Calm down before you have an aneurysm!
Austin runs off the ropes and drives the point of his elbow into Orton’s throat. Austin picks him up and hits a knee lift and puts him in the corner. He rams his elbow into Orton’s face twice and then puts him on top. He goes for a superplex but Orton punches him in the ribs. Austin still superplexes him off. He tags Jericho who hits a flying forearm once Orton gets up and follows that with punches on the ground.
JR: Jericho’s firing away.
He whips him off the ropes and Jericho ducks for a back body drop but Orton hits a swinging neck breaker. He picks up Jericho over his shoulder and drops him for a neck breaker. He covers for a two count and tags Batista. Batista comes in and starts hammering away on Jericho’s back. He puts him in the corner and starts beating on him. He and Orton tag in and out for about 4 minutes.
King: Orton and Batista are working like a well oiled unit, to dominate Chris Jericho.
Orton hits a missile dropkick and covers Jericho for a two count. Orton waits for him to get and seems to be setting up for the RKO but Austin runs in and clotheslines him. Jericho starts crawling to Austin and Orton to Batista. Jericho tags first and Austin gets in. He waits for Orton to tag and then gets into a fist fight with Batista.
JR: This is what I’ve been waiting for.
Austin wins the fist fight and hits Batista into the corner and starts stomping a mud hole into him. Orton comes in with a chair and Jericho grabs it from him and nails him with it. Austin turns around and sees Jericho holding the chair. Batista nails Austin from behind and Austin falls into Jericho. Batista grabs the chair and starts beating on Austin. Jericho gets up and hits the Lionsault on Orton for the three.
Winners by pin: Steve Austin & Chris Jericho
Batista doesn’t even seem to care about the match’s outcome and continues his assault on Austin. Jericho rolls out and leaves while Orton rolls to the outside. Batista takes Austin to the outside and clears off JR & King’s table and hits the Deacon Bomb through the table.
JR: MY GOD!!!!! Austin is dead!!
Batista poses over Austin with the World Title held high over his head.
King: That is a sign of things to come, JR.
JR: That remains to be seen, but it’s been a helluva ride. I mean look at this carnage. *The n.W.o. is shown laughing in Bischoff’s office* I’m sure they’re happy. Well I guess this is goodnight folks.
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