Post by petergriffin on Jul 17, 2006 11:45:51 GMT -5
Figure Pro Wrestling
Raw
March 26, 2007
Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York
FPW logo flashes across the screen.
A video package of Raw’s highlights from WrestleMania is shown.
Jim Ross: This jam-packed crowd in the Nassau Coliseum is on their feet for FPW Raw! I’m Jim Ross alongside Jerry “The King” Lawler and tonight should be huge. We have a huge show in store for you as tonight Rob Van Dam will go one-on-one with the Rated “R” Superstar Edge.
Jerry Lawler: That’s right JR, plus we will also see Captain Charisma defend his Intercontinental Title against Shelton Benjamin.
JR: The World Tag Team Titles will be on the line as well…plus The Legend Killer Randy Orton says he has a challenge to issue.
Glass breaks and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin comes out.
Austin: Last night, I became the 1st ever World Champion in FPW. What that means is that I am on top of the world right now. And there isn’t a son of a bitch in that locker room that can tell me any different. If you think that I’m on top of the world give me a HELL YEAH!!! **Crowd: HELL YEAH** Now…**Austin’s cut-off by Saliva’s “I Walk Alone” as Batista comes out**
Batista points to Austin and gives him the thumbs up…which he slowly turns into the thumbs down and he points to his waist.
Austin: Are you trying to tell me something you big muscle headed sumbitch??? Well, Ol’ Stone Cold don’t listen unless you use actions…so if you want this belt why don’t you come down here and get it?
Batista begins to walk down the ramp while Austin puts the belt down and gets ready for the fight when Eric Bischoff’s music hits.
Eric: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down fellas. Now, Batista…I know that you are the No. 1 Contender for the World Championship. And believe me…I want anybody but Stone Cold to be my World Champion. I mean…Steve, u personify everything that is wrong about wrestling today. And that’s why I’m booking the first match for FPW Showdown. You, Steve Austin, will defend your World Title against the Animal Batista!!! And there will be no opening of cans of whoop ass anytime soon as in order to protect my main event you two will not be able to touch each other tonight.
Fade to Commercial.
Buy the Wrestle Mania DVD!
Return from commercial.
JR: Welcome back to Raw ladies and gentlemen…we have just been informed that tonight…Triple H will go one-on-one with a mystery opponent.
King: I have no idea where this match came from.
JR: In any event the Tag Team Titles will be defended next.
1. World Tag Team Championship
Hardy Boys (c) vs. Un-Americans
Matt and Test start off with a collar and elbow tie up. Test turns him around and locks on an abdominal stretch. He uses the ropes for leverage and the referee notices and stops him. He lets go and hits a backdrop. He whips Matt into his corner and tags Val Venis and they stomp on him multiple times in the corner. Val whips him off the ropes but Matt ducks a clothesline and comes back with crucifix pin for a two count. Matt goes to tag but Val trips him and picks him up and nails a double arm DDT.
JR: The Un-Americans are looking impressive tonight.
He puts Matt in the corner and goes for the ten punch, but at about 6 punches Matt power bombs him. They both get up at the same time and Matt goes to kick him but Val grabs his foot and Matt hits an enzuigiri. He tags Jeff who comes in an front flip leg drops Val. He whips Val off the ropes who comes back with a clothesline.
King: Every time the Hardy Boys seem to gain momentum, the Un-Americans take it right back.
Val whips him into the corner and Jeff climbs to the top and hits Whisper of the Winds. Jeff hits a gutwrench suplex for a two count. Val crawls over and tags Test while Jeff goes to the top. He jumps off for a cross body block and is caught by Test who hits a fallaway slam. He goes to the top for the elbow drop but Matt shakes the ropes and Test lands in a bad way on the ropes. Jeff grabs him and hits the Twist of Fate. Val comes in with a chair and nails him while he covers. The referee calls for the bell.
Winners by DQ and STILL Tag Team Champions: Hardy Boys
Matt comes in and gets nailed with a chair as well. He goes outside and gets the Canadian flag and puts it over Matt and Jeff. He and Test grabs the Tag Team Title and stand over the Hardys holding the belts in the air.
Fade to commercial.
Catch FPW Showdown live from the Dunkin Donuts Center in Providence, RI on April 22, 2007.
Return from commercial.
2. Singles Match
Eddie Guerrero vs. Mike Awesome
Awesome and Guerrero get into each other’s face and Awesome slaps him. Eddie quickly hip tosses him and locks on an armlock. Awesome brings him over and kicks him in the back. He puts on a headlock and Eddie fights out behind the crowd’s rally. He whips Awesome off the ropes and hits an inverted atomic drop, and then he pokes him in the eyes.
King: Eddie really does lie, cheat and steal. Especially cheat.
Eddie whips him into the corner and hits a monkey flip. He hits a neck snap and taunts to the crowd. He turns around right into a military press by Mike Awesome. He gets on Eddie with some mounted punches. He follows that up with an overhead toss.
JR: Awesome is showing some Awesome strength.
Awesome sets him up for the Awesome Bomb but he wriggles free and kicks him in the stomach. He hits the three suplex special and goes to the top rope. Suddenly X-Pac comes out from the crowd wearing and n.W.o shirt and pushes Eddie off. Awesome climbs to the top and hits the Awesome splash for the three count.
Winner by pin: Mike Awesome
JR: What is X-Pac’s agenda?
*Backstage*
JBL goes into Rob Van Dam’s locker room.
JBL: Excuse me, Mr. Van Dam.
RVD: Huh?
JBL: I was wondering if you would like to listen to a little proposition of mine.
RVD: Let me think about it…no.
JBL: Just hear me out.
RVD: Listen, I don’t like you and I’m pretty sure you don’t like me so just get your ass out.
JBL: Why? You don’t want me in here while you smoke pot?
RVD turns around and hits JBL and throws him out of his room. JBL says that this isn’t over as he gets up.
Fade to commercial.
Return from commercial.
*Backstage*
JBL is shown on the phone with somebody.
*In the arena*
The Rock comes down to the ring to a huge pop and he gets on the mic.
Rock: Finally…The Rock has come back to Long Island. Now, The People’s Champ has something that he has to get off of his chest. Last night, that big steaming pile of monkey crap, Triple H cost The Rock the World Heavyweight Championship. Triple H was eliminated but he decided to step back in the ring and he proceeded to nail The Rock with the Pedigree. What is the Pedigree anyway??? Isn’t Pedigree dog food??? What’s the matter with Triple H???
“King of Kings” hits and Triple H comes out.
HHH: Boo-Who. Boo-Who. Is the Rock gonna cry because he can’t win the World Title??? I lost but you don’t see me crying and moaning. Do something about it. You see, I am going to win my match tonight and start my climb to the title. While, you will be stuck here bitching because you can’t handle the Pedigree.
Rock: That’s what you think this is about??? Some dog food??? Anyway, how about The Rock take some action??? Why don’t you come in this ring and get your candy ass whopped by the Great One???
Triple H begins to walk to the ring but stops. HHH: You know what??? I think I’ll pass tonight. I gotta go get ready for my match.
JR: The Rock is fuming as Triple H leaves him hanging.
King: That’s why he’s the Cerebral Assassin.
*Backstage*
Taz cuts a promo about becoming the next Hardcore champion.
Fade to commercial.
Catch FPW Burnout live on April 29, 2007 from the Continental Airlines Arenas in New Jersey!
Return from commercial.
3. Intercontinental Championship
Singles Match
Christian (c) w/ Tyson Tomko vs. Shelton Benjamin
Once Benjamin slides in the ring Christian attacks. He stomps on him and whips him into the corner. He starts chopping him until Shelton kicks him in the gut and nails a DDT. Shelton picks him up and nails a back breaker. He goes to kick Christian who grabs his foot and Shelton spins around and nails him with a kick anyway. Shelton goes to the top rope but Tomko pushes him off and the referee ejects him.
JR: Yea! Get him out of here.
Christian covers for a two count. He picks Benjamin up and nails a tiger suplex for another two count. He gets on the top and Shelton hits him. Christian sits on the top and sunset flips over Benjamin for a one count. Benjamin hops up and hits a dropkick. He whips Christian into the corner and nails the Stinger Splash.
JR: As we all know, Benjamin idolized Sting growing up.
King: Come on Captain Charisma!
Christian comes out of the corner stumbling and Shelton hits him with the super kick. Tyson Tomko comes out and distracts the referee. Shelton super kicks him off the apron and Christian hits him with a reverse DDT but he kicks out. Christian is in shock.
King: How many times has Shelton Benjamin kick out?
Christian set him up for the Unprettier but Shelton reverses into a backslide for another two count. Benjamin hooks him and nails the Exploder. He covers but Tomko comes in the ring and nails him with a chair.
Winner by DQ: Shelton Benjamin
JR: Dammit! Christian has escaped with the title.
King: I know, ain’t it great?!
*Backstage*
Maria is interviewing Randy Orton.
Maria: I’m standing by here, with the Legend Killer Randy Orton.
Orton: Let me cut you off before you even ask your question so the camera can focus on me. First of all, Maria…I can understand that this is a big night for you as you get to interview a third-generation superstar like myself but onto business. Tonight, I was prepared to make a challenge. You see, I was going to challenge Chris Jericho to a match because he thinks so highly of himself. He thinks that he is a legend not only in the wrestling industry, but also in the music industry. So, if he accepts…he can be the first legend that I kill in FPW.
Fade to Commercial.
FPW Action Figures Series 1! Get them in stores in early May.
Return from commercial.
*Backstage*
The New Age Outlaws are shown backstage complaining to each other about not being in last night’s tag team title match and how they’re not on tonight’s card. They also complain because a “crappy” team like the Impact Players were in last night’s match.
4. Tag Team Match
Fashion Fighters vs. Williams Regal & Eugene
Regal starts with Rico, who offers his hand. Regal goes to shake and Rico pulls him to kiss him on the cheek. Regal looks disgusted and starts punching him into the corner. He hits two European uppercuts and then locks on a sleeper hold. Goldust comes in the ring and grabs Regal’s ass.
King: That’s nasty!
Regal pushes him and Rico rolls him up for a two count. He body slams Rico and tags Eugene. Eugene waves to the crowd and calls for a chokeslam but Rico kicks him and nails a back body drop. He tags Goldust who flies off the top ropes with a double axe handle. He locks on a Boston crab but Regal comes in and nails him from behind. Eugene crawls over and tags Regal who comes in and goes to work.
JR: Regal is pumped!
Regal nails an inverted atomic drop and clotheslines Goldust down and locks on the Regal Stretch. Rico comes in to help but Eugene nails him with a Rock Bottom. Goldust taps out.
Winners by submission: Regal & Eugene
Fade to commercial.
Return from commercial.
5. Singles Match
Rob Van Dam vs. Edge
RVD and Edge go at it and finish with a stand-off to the crowd’s liking. RVD does his pose but Edge dropkicks him from behind. Edge picks him up and nails a knee breaker and starts stomping on his knee. He whips him into the corner and follows in with a shoulder thrust. He ties him up in the tree of woe and starts hitting him in the knee.
JR: Smart strategy by Edge. Keep Van Dam off of his feet.
Edge lets him down and locks on a knee bar but Van Dam reaches the ropes. Edge whips him off the ropes but RVD ducks a clothesline and comes off the ropes with a spinning heel kick. He gets up and goes for the cartwheel moonsault but his knee gives way. RVD still manages to kick Edge who grabs his foot and RVD goes for the enzuigiri but Edge ducks and still gets kicked the other way. RVD nails a monkey flip.
King: Van Dam seems to getting back into this match.
RVD hits rolling thunder for a two count. He goes to the apron and hops over for a leg drop, but Edge moves. He waits for RVD to get up and chop blocks him. Edge locks on the Edgeacator and RVD grabs the ropes after about twenty seconds.
JR: RVD’s legs must be in serious pain now.
Edge waits for RVD to get up and he goes for the Edgecution but Van Dam reverses it into a northern lights suplex for a two count. Van Dam goes to the top for what looks like a five star frog splash but someone’s music started playing.
JR: Oh, no.
John Bradshaw Layfield comes out with a microphone and tells RVD that he’s had him arrested for possession of marijuana. Cops come down and arrest Rob Van Dam and the referee counts him out.
Winner by count out: Edge
JR: That just isn’t right! JBL has no proof of that!
Fade to commercial.
Return from commercial.
*Backstage*
The Impact Players get interviewed. They say that if the New Age Outlaws think they’re such a bad team, why not prove it.
6. No DQ Match
Triple H vs.
King: Who is it? Who’s it gonna be?
The Hurricane comes out and poses on the turnbuckle and Triple H laughs. Hurricane offers his hand but Triple H nails him and starts beating on him in the corner. He whips him into the other corner and runs in and clotheslines him. He sets up for the Pedigree but Hurricane tosses him over. He runs off the ropes and nails a flying cross body.
JR: He can fly!
King: Oh please.
Hurricane puts on his cape and climbs to the top. He jumps off and splashes Triple H. Hurricane sets him up for the Vertebreaker but suddenly, X-Pac runs to the ring and nails Hurricane with a chair!
JR: WHAT THE HELL?!
He and Triple H start beating on him until Rosey comes out. He evens up the score but then Kevin Nash and Scott Hall come out and continue the assault. The beating goes on and then a familiar Jimi Hendrix song cues up.
JR: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
King: IT CAN’T BE!
Hulk Hogan walks out and leg drops Hurricane. He grabs a microphone and hands Triple H, X-Pac, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall some black t-shirts. Hulk Hogan says that tonight is the reformation of the most dominating group in sports entertainment history. The n.W.o.! They all pose with the n.W.o. shirts on.
Hurricane vs. Triple H: No Contest
JR: My god! The n.W.o. has arrived in FPW!!!
King: This is bad.
JR: I don’t know what else can happen but we will hopefully have all the answers next Monday! Goodnight!!!
King: Goodnight!
Copyright FPW © 2007
Raw
March 26, 2007
Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York
FPW logo flashes across the screen.
A video package of Raw’s highlights from WrestleMania is shown.
Jim Ross: This jam-packed crowd in the Nassau Coliseum is on their feet for FPW Raw! I’m Jim Ross alongside Jerry “The King” Lawler and tonight should be huge. We have a huge show in store for you as tonight Rob Van Dam will go one-on-one with the Rated “R” Superstar Edge.
Jerry Lawler: That’s right JR, plus we will also see Captain Charisma defend his Intercontinental Title against Shelton Benjamin.
JR: The World Tag Team Titles will be on the line as well…plus The Legend Killer Randy Orton says he has a challenge to issue.
Glass breaks and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin comes out.
Austin: Last night, I became the 1st ever World Champion in FPW. What that means is that I am on top of the world right now. And there isn’t a son of a bitch in that locker room that can tell me any different. If you think that I’m on top of the world give me a HELL YEAH!!! **Crowd: HELL YEAH** Now…**Austin’s cut-off by Saliva’s “I Walk Alone” as Batista comes out**
Batista points to Austin and gives him the thumbs up…which he slowly turns into the thumbs down and he points to his waist.
Austin: Are you trying to tell me something you big muscle headed sumbitch??? Well, Ol’ Stone Cold don’t listen unless you use actions…so if you want this belt why don’t you come down here and get it?
Batista begins to walk down the ramp while Austin puts the belt down and gets ready for the fight when Eric Bischoff’s music hits.
Eric: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down fellas. Now, Batista…I know that you are the No. 1 Contender for the World Championship. And believe me…I want anybody but Stone Cold to be my World Champion. I mean…Steve, u personify everything that is wrong about wrestling today. And that’s why I’m booking the first match for FPW Showdown. You, Steve Austin, will defend your World Title against the Animal Batista!!! And there will be no opening of cans of whoop ass anytime soon as in order to protect my main event you two will not be able to touch each other tonight.
Fade to Commercial.
Buy the Wrestle Mania DVD!
Return from commercial.
JR: Welcome back to Raw ladies and gentlemen…we have just been informed that tonight…Triple H will go one-on-one with a mystery opponent.
King: I have no idea where this match came from.
JR: In any event the Tag Team Titles will be defended next.
1. World Tag Team Championship
Hardy Boys (c) vs. Un-Americans
Matt and Test start off with a collar and elbow tie up. Test turns him around and locks on an abdominal stretch. He uses the ropes for leverage and the referee notices and stops him. He lets go and hits a backdrop. He whips Matt into his corner and tags Val Venis and they stomp on him multiple times in the corner. Val whips him off the ropes but Matt ducks a clothesline and comes back with crucifix pin for a two count. Matt goes to tag but Val trips him and picks him up and nails a double arm DDT.
JR: The Un-Americans are looking impressive tonight.
He puts Matt in the corner and goes for the ten punch, but at about 6 punches Matt power bombs him. They both get up at the same time and Matt goes to kick him but Val grabs his foot and Matt hits an enzuigiri. He tags Jeff who comes in an front flip leg drops Val. He whips Val off the ropes who comes back with a clothesline.
King: Every time the Hardy Boys seem to gain momentum, the Un-Americans take it right back.
Val whips him into the corner and Jeff climbs to the top and hits Whisper of the Winds. Jeff hits a gutwrench suplex for a two count. Val crawls over and tags Test while Jeff goes to the top. He jumps off for a cross body block and is caught by Test who hits a fallaway slam. He goes to the top for the elbow drop but Matt shakes the ropes and Test lands in a bad way on the ropes. Jeff grabs him and hits the Twist of Fate. Val comes in with a chair and nails him while he covers. The referee calls for the bell.
Winners by DQ and STILL Tag Team Champions: Hardy Boys
Matt comes in and gets nailed with a chair as well. He goes outside and gets the Canadian flag and puts it over Matt and Jeff. He and Test grabs the Tag Team Title and stand over the Hardys holding the belts in the air.
Fade to commercial.
Catch FPW Showdown live from the Dunkin Donuts Center in Providence, RI on April 22, 2007.
Return from commercial.
2. Singles Match
Eddie Guerrero vs. Mike Awesome
Awesome and Guerrero get into each other’s face and Awesome slaps him. Eddie quickly hip tosses him and locks on an armlock. Awesome brings him over and kicks him in the back. He puts on a headlock and Eddie fights out behind the crowd’s rally. He whips Awesome off the ropes and hits an inverted atomic drop, and then he pokes him in the eyes.
King: Eddie really does lie, cheat and steal. Especially cheat.
Eddie whips him into the corner and hits a monkey flip. He hits a neck snap and taunts to the crowd. He turns around right into a military press by Mike Awesome. He gets on Eddie with some mounted punches. He follows that up with an overhead toss.
JR: Awesome is showing some Awesome strength.
Awesome sets him up for the Awesome Bomb but he wriggles free and kicks him in the stomach. He hits the three suplex special and goes to the top rope. Suddenly X-Pac comes out from the crowd wearing and n.W.o shirt and pushes Eddie off. Awesome climbs to the top and hits the Awesome splash for the three count.
Winner by pin: Mike Awesome
JR: What is X-Pac’s agenda?
*Backstage*
JBL goes into Rob Van Dam’s locker room.
JBL: Excuse me, Mr. Van Dam.
RVD: Huh?
JBL: I was wondering if you would like to listen to a little proposition of mine.
RVD: Let me think about it…no.
JBL: Just hear me out.
RVD: Listen, I don’t like you and I’m pretty sure you don’t like me so just get your ass out.
JBL: Why? You don’t want me in here while you smoke pot?
RVD turns around and hits JBL and throws him out of his room. JBL says that this isn’t over as he gets up.
Fade to commercial.
Return from commercial.
*Backstage*
JBL is shown on the phone with somebody.
*In the arena*
The Rock comes down to the ring to a huge pop and he gets on the mic.
Rock: Finally…The Rock has come back to Long Island. Now, The People’s Champ has something that he has to get off of his chest. Last night, that big steaming pile of monkey crap, Triple H cost The Rock the World Heavyweight Championship. Triple H was eliminated but he decided to step back in the ring and he proceeded to nail The Rock with the Pedigree. What is the Pedigree anyway??? Isn’t Pedigree dog food??? What’s the matter with Triple H???
“King of Kings” hits and Triple H comes out.
HHH: Boo-Who. Boo-Who. Is the Rock gonna cry because he can’t win the World Title??? I lost but you don’t see me crying and moaning. Do something about it. You see, I am going to win my match tonight and start my climb to the title. While, you will be stuck here bitching because you can’t handle the Pedigree.
Rock: That’s what you think this is about??? Some dog food??? Anyway, how about The Rock take some action??? Why don’t you come in this ring and get your candy ass whopped by the Great One???
Triple H begins to walk to the ring but stops. HHH: You know what??? I think I’ll pass tonight. I gotta go get ready for my match.
JR: The Rock is fuming as Triple H leaves him hanging.
King: That’s why he’s the Cerebral Assassin.
*Backstage*
Taz cuts a promo about becoming the next Hardcore champion.
Fade to commercial.
Catch FPW Burnout live on April 29, 2007 from the Continental Airlines Arenas in New Jersey!
Return from commercial.
3. Intercontinental Championship
Singles Match
Christian (c) w/ Tyson Tomko vs. Shelton Benjamin
Once Benjamin slides in the ring Christian attacks. He stomps on him and whips him into the corner. He starts chopping him until Shelton kicks him in the gut and nails a DDT. Shelton picks him up and nails a back breaker. He goes to kick Christian who grabs his foot and Shelton spins around and nails him with a kick anyway. Shelton goes to the top rope but Tomko pushes him off and the referee ejects him.
JR: Yea! Get him out of here.
Christian covers for a two count. He picks Benjamin up and nails a tiger suplex for another two count. He gets on the top and Shelton hits him. Christian sits on the top and sunset flips over Benjamin for a one count. Benjamin hops up and hits a dropkick. He whips Christian into the corner and nails the Stinger Splash.
JR: As we all know, Benjamin idolized Sting growing up.
King: Come on Captain Charisma!
Christian comes out of the corner stumbling and Shelton hits him with the super kick. Tyson Tomko comes out and distracts the referee. Shelton super kicks him off the apron and Christian hits him with a reverse DDT but he kicks out. Christian is in shock.
King: How many times has Shelton Benjamin kick out?
Christian set him up for the Unprettier but Shelton reverses into a backslide for another two count. Benjamin hooks him and nails the Exploder. He covers but Tomko comes in the ring and nails him with a chair.
Winner by DQ: Shelton Benjamin
JR: Dammit! Christian has escaped with the title.
King: I know, ain’t it great?!
*Backstage*
Maria is interviewing Randy Orton.
Maria: I’m standing by here, with the Legend Killer Randy Orton.
Orton: Let me cut you off before you even ask your question so the camera can focus on me. First of all, Maria…I can understand that this is a big night for you as you get to interview a third-generation superstar like myself but onto business. Tonight, I was prepared to make a challenge. You see, I was going to challenge Chris Jericho to a match because he thinks so highly of himself. He thinks that he is a legend not only in the wrestling industry, but also in the music industry. So, if he accepts…he can be the first legend that I kill in FPW.
Fade to Commercial.
FPW Action Figures Series 1! Get them in stores in early May.
Return from commercial.
*Backstage*
The New Age Outlaws are shown backstage complaining to each other about not being in last night’s tag team title match and how they’re not on tonight’s card. They also complain because a “crappy” team like the Impact Players were in last night’s match.
4. Tag Team Match
Fashion Fighters vs. Williams Regal & Eugene
Regal starts with Rico, who offers his hand. Regal goes to shake and Rico pulls him to kiss him on the cheek. Regal looks disgusted and starts punching him into the corner. He hits two European uppercuts and then locks on a sleeper hold. Goldust comes in the ring and grabs Regal’s ass.
King: That’s nasty!
Regal pushes him and Rico rolls him up for a two count. He body slams Rico and tags Eugene. Eugene waves to the crowd and calls for a chokeslam but Rico kicks him and nails a back body drop. He tags Goldust who flies off the top ropes with a double axe handle. He locks on a Boston crab but Regal comes in and nails him from behind. Eugene crawls over and tags Regal who comes in and goes to work.
JR: Regal is pumped!
Regal nails an inverted atomic drop and clotheslines Goldust down and locks on the Regal Stretch. Rico comes in to help but Eugene nails him with a Rock Bottom. Goldust taps out.
Winners by submission: Regal & Eugene
Fade to commercial.
Return from commercial.
5. Singles Match
Rob Van Dam vs. Edge
RVD and Edge go at it and finish with a stand-off to the crowd’s liking. RVD does his pose but Edge dropkicks him from behind. Edge picks him up and nails a knee breaker and starts stomping on his knee. He whips him into the corner and follows in with a shoulder thrust. He ties him up in the tree of woe and starts hitting him in the knee.
JR: Smart strategy by Edge. Keep Van Dam off of his feet.
Edge lets him down and locks on a knee bar but Van Dam reaches the ropes. Edge whips him off the ropes but RVD ducks a clothesline and comes off the ropes with a spinning heel kick. He gets up and goes for the cartwheel moonsault but his knee gives way. RVD still manages to kick Edge who grabs his foot and RVD goes for the enzuigiri but Edge ducks and still gets kicked the other way. RVD nails a monkey flip.
King: Van Dam seems to getting back into this match.
RVD hits rolling thunder for a two count. He goes to the apron and hops over for a leg drop, but Edge moves. He waits for RVD to get up and chop blocks him. Edge locks on the Edgeacator and RVD grabs the ropes after about twenty seconds.
JR: RVD’s legs must be in serious pain now.
Edge waits for RVD to get up and he goes for the Edgecution but Van Dam reverses it into a northern lights suplex for a two count. Van Dam goes to the top for what looks like a five star frog splash but someone’s music started playing.
JR: Oh, no.
John Bradshaw Layfield comes out with a microphone and tells RVD that he’s had him arrested for possession of marijuana. Cops come down and arrest Rob Van Dam and the referee counts him out.
Winner by count out: Edge
JR: That just isn’t right! JBL has no proof of that!
Fade to commercial.
Return from commercial.
*Backstage*
The Impact Players get interviewed. They say that if the New Age Outlaws think they’re such a bad team, why not prove it.
6. No DQ Match
Triple H vs.
King: Who is it? Who’s it gonna be?
The Hurricane comes out and poses on the turnbuckle and Triple H laughs. Hurricane offers his hand but Triple H nails him and starts beating on him in the corner. He whips him into the other corner and runs in and clotheslines him. He sets up for the Pedigree but Hurricane tosses him over. He runs off the ropes and nails a flying cross body.
JR: He can fly!
King: Oh please.
Hurricane puts on his cape and climbs to the top. He jumps off and splashes Triple H. Hurricane sets him up for the Vertebreaker but suddenly, X-Pac runs to the ring and nails Hurricane with a chair!
JR: WHAT THE HELL?!
He and Triple H start beating on him until Rosey comes out. He evens up the score but then Kevin Nash and Scott Hall come out and continue the assault. The beating goes on and then a familiar Jimi Hendrix song cues up.
JR: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
King: IT CAN’T BE!
Hulk Hogan walks out and leg drops Hurricane. He grabs a microphone and hands Triple H, X-Pac, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall some black t-shirts. Hulk Hogan says that tonight is the reformation of the most dominating group in sports entertainment history. The n.W.o.! They all pose with the n.W.o. shirts on.
Hurricane vs. Triple H: No Contest
JR: My god! The n.W.o. has arrived in FPW!!!
King: This is bad.
JR: I don’t know what else can happen but we will hopefully have all the answers next Monday! Goodnight!!!
King: Goodnight!
Copyright FPW © 2007