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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 2, 2006 21:48:18 GMT -5
Wspam INTENSITY 13!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pyro explodes and the fans are waving there signs and cheering as Intensity 13 opens!!!
J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to Wspam Intensity, what a night its going to be!! We are hot of the heels of Wspam In Your Face!!! And what a night it was as we saw Jeff Jarrett take the Wspam championship and Shawn Michaels win the biggest Royal Rumble of all time!!! Both men will be here live tonight!!!!
King : Not only will Jeff Jarrett and Shawn Michaels be here, but also Jim"the anvil" Niedhart will be here. Hopefully we'll get some answers about why Jim niedhart coast his brother in law and former tag team partner Bret Hart, the Wspam championship. Also, Triple H will take on Chyna in the first ever good house keeping match, tonight!!!
The WCW Monday Nitro theme plays as Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring with a microphone in his hand.
Eric Bischoff : I’m sick and tired of being disrespected around hear!! Let me remind you all of the position that I hold around here, roll the footage!!!
Footage of Intensity 10 plays : Vince McMahon grabs the pen and has the pen poised in his hand when suddenly the lights go out. The fans are chanting for Undertaker as Metallica plays over the loud speaker and a spotlight is put on the ceiling. When suddenly Sting descends from the ceiling with his black baseball bat in hand. Sting lands in the ring and points the bat at Vince and pushes Vince away from the contract with the bat. Out of nowhere Eric Bischoff runs down the ramp to the ring with a steel chair. Vince has his back to the ramp as Bischoff nails Vince in the back of the head with a steel chair, causing Vince to drop to the mat and drop the pen. Sting grabs Mean Gean by the head and throws Mean Gean up and over the top rope to the arena floor. Eric Bischoff grabs the pen and signs the first page, officially giving Eric Bischoff 50% of the Wspam (footage stops)
Eric Bischoff : That’s right I own 50% of this company and people around here, better start realizing it. Last week when I was put through a flaming table by the Dudley Boys, I realized that I need to be a hell of a lot more firm around hear.
"This is Extreme" plays as Paul Heyman walks out. Heyman stands at the top of the ramp and stares at Bischoff.
Paul Heyman : Why hello there, my good buddy Eric! What’s a matter Eric, are you mad because my Dudley Boys put you through a flaming table. You feel like you get no respect, huh? Well Eric, I have got the perfect solution on how you can get the respect you want, right here tonight. You should book tonights main event of being a 12 man elimination tag team match!!!! Team ECW versus Team WCW!!!! But wait Eric it gets better, I propose that if team WCW wins then team WCW and Eric Bischoff get 5 minutes alone in the ring with Paul Heyman, but if team ECW wins then team ECW and Paul Heyman get 5 extreme minutes alone with Eric Bischoff.
Eric Bischoff : Hold on Heyman, team WCW only has 5 members how do you figure we pulls off a 12 man elimination match.
Paul Heyman : Simple Eric, find yourself another WCW alumni to fill the last spot on your team. Of course ECW, has already got a very extreme alumni to fill our last spot. So without any further a due, please give a warm ECW welcome to the sixth member of team ECW in Rob Van Dam!!!
Rob Van Dam walks out on the ramp as the crowd chants RVD!! RVD!!! RVD!!!
Eric Bischoff : Alright Heyman, you got yourself a match!!!! Its on 12 man elimination tag match, team ECW versus team WCW, winning team gets 5 minutes in the ring alone with the captain of the losing team. But first Heyman I want RVD to meet the sixth member of my team, so RVD meet DDP!!!
Diamond Dallas Page runs out on the ramp and spins RVD around to hit RVD with the diamond cutter on the ramp. Sting, Booker T, Ric Flair, Vader, Goldberg, and DDP walk down to the ring and stand behind Bischoff. Heyman waves for someone to help RVD as Bubba Ray, D'von, Sabu, Tazz, and Sandman walk out and help up RVD. Heyman leads all of team ECW down the ramp, as team ECW charges the ring. Team ECW and Team WCW are battling it out in the ring. Booker T and Sandman are exchanging chops, Vader and Bubba Ray are battling it out with rights and lefts, D'von and Goldberg are locked up in a collar and elbow tie up, DDP and RVD are rolling around on the mat battling it out, Sabu clotheslines Sting over the top rope, and Taz has locked Flair in the tazmission as the crowd is going crazy. Taz lets go as Flair rolls to the outside of the ring. Security and referees run down to the ring and separate the two teams. The security guards have finally got the two teams separated, as team WCW is escorted out of the ring. RVD and Sabu run at the ropes and both hit a springboard moonsault on all of team WCW, knocking team WCW down to the arena floor. Sabu and RVD then run back into the ring as team ECW stands tall in the middle of the ring. As the crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
J.R. : It is definitely going to be a night of surprises! We'll be back with more intensity! commercial
Steven Richards Vs. Victoria
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, Steven Richards.
Steven Richards theme plays as he walks out and throws his hands back and makes his way down the ramp. The crowd boos Richards as he slides under the ropes and into the ring.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Victoria.
Victoria runs down the ramp in a fit of fury and slides into the ring as she spears Richards to the mat and unloads with right hands to the head of Richards. Victoria is on top of Richards slapping him across the face multiple times, until the referee grabs Victoria and lifts her off of Richards. Richards quickly slides to the outside of the ring and looks on at Victoria in shock. Victoria then runs at the ropes and jumps over the ropes, to hit a crossbody takedown over the top rope and onto Richards on the outside of the ring. Victoria again unloads with right hands on Richards on the arena floor. Victoria gets off Richards and picks Richards up and slams Richards head first into the apron. Victoria then rolls Richards back in the ring as Richards quickly gets to his feet. Richards and Victoria then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, as Victoria puts Richards in a headlock, as Richards pushes Victoria off him and sends Victoria into the ropes. As Victoria comes off the ropes, Richards goes for a sidewalk slam, but Victoria reverses and hits a tilt a whirl headscissor on Richards. Richards again slides to the outside of the ring in disbelief. Richards pounds on the apron and yells at Victoria. Richards then hops on the apron as Victoria hits a baseball slide into Richards leg, causing Richards to fall off the apron and smack his head on the apron. Richards is now enraged as he screams out of fury and runs back in the ring. Richards tackles Victoria and then blatantly wraps his hands around Victorias neck as he chokes her in the middle of the ring. The referee counts 1-2-3-4-5, the referee then pulls Richards off of Victoria. Victoria is trying to get to her feet as Richards kicks Victoria in the ribs with all his might. Richards pulls Victoria up by her hair and kicks her in the stomach as Richards lifts Victoria up in powerbomb position, as Victoria punches Richards in the head multiple times and then hits a hurricanranna on Richards, as Victoria pulls his legs forward in pinning position as the referee makes the count 1-2- Richards kicks out. Victoria and Richards quickly get up as Richards nails Victoria with a hard clothesline which knocks Victoria to the mat. Richards then stomps away at Victoria on the mat. Richards then grabs the top rope and steps on Victorias throat as the referee counts 1-2-3-4-5 and then forces Richards off Victoria again. Richards picks up Victoria and perches Victoria on the top rope as Richards climbs to the second rope. Victoria punches Richards in the stomach and then sunset flips over Richards followed by a powerbomb off the second rope and onto the mat. Victoria then spreads Richards legs apart and stomps right on his crotch as Richards rolls around the ring pain. Victoria then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope, Richards gets to his feet as Victoria jumps off the top rope and goes for a crossbody takedown but Richards catches Victoria and hits a fallaway slam on Victoria. Richards picks up Victoria and hits a spinning neckbreaker on Victoria. Richards then drags Victoria over to the turnbuckle as Richards hops on the second rope. Richards jumps off the second rope in an attempt to drive his fist into Victorias face but Victoria gets her foot up and kicks Richards in the face. Richards is stunned, as Victoria gets to her feet and climbs to the top rope. Victoria from the top rope hits a missel dropkick on Richards, knocking Richards to the mat. Victoria gets to her feet and picks Richards up and irish whips Richards into the turnbuckle as Victoria runs at Richards and monkey flips Richards out of the turnbuckle and to the mat. Victoria walks over to Richards turns around shakes her thighs and then hits a standing moonsault on Richards. Victoria pins Richards for the 1-2- Richards gets his shoulder up. Victoria picks up Richards, but Richards hits Victoria with a short clothesline out of nowhere. Richards pulls Victoria up to her feet and whips Victoria into the turnbuckle, as Richards runs at Victoria. Victoria turns around and elbows Richards in the face. Victoria then perches Richards on the top rope. Victoria then climbs to the top rope and is about to suplex Richards, but Richards holds onto the top turnbuckle, not allowing Victoria to suplex him. Richards then punches Victoria in the stomach and hits the stevie t off the top rope on Victoria. Victoria is down on the mat as Richards pins Victoria as the referee makes the count for the 1-2- Victoria puts her foot on the rope at the last second. Richards is enraged as he pounds the mat in anger. Richards picks Victoria up in a fit of rage as he grabs her hair an yells in her face, Richards then jerks Victorias head back by her hair, which knocks Victoria to the mat. Richards then picks up Victoria and drapes Victoria over his shoulder as Richards hit a shoulder breaker on Victoria. Victoria is on the mat as Richards gets to his feet and drops multiple elbowdrops on Victoria. Richards then stalks Victoria as Victoria slowly gets to her feet, Richards goes for the steven kick, but Victoria ducks and kicks Richards in the stomach, to set Richards up for the widows peek. Victoria gets Richards on her back and hits the widows peek on Richards, Victoria quickly turns Richards over and makes the cover for the 1-2- at the last split second Ivory runs down to the ring and pulls the referee out of the ring. Victoria gets off of Richards and walks over to the ropes and yells at Ivory. Meanwhile Richards is behind Victoria and is setting Victoria up for the steven kick, Victoria turns around and is nailed with the steven kick. Victoria goes down to the mat as Richards quickly makes the pin and Ivory throws the referee back in the ring as the referee makes the count 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner Steven Richards
J.R. : Why the hell did Ivory ruin the match and screw Victoria out of a hard fought victory!?!?
King : I think the real question is why is Ivory wearing that outfit. That white dress shirt tucked into that long black skirt, with those big black boots. Wait a minute, J.R. you don't think we could be seeing a possible reunion here, do you?
J.R. : It sure does look like a possible reunion of one of the most hated stables in all of sports entertainment.
Ivory grabs a cane of spray paint from under the ring and shakes the cane of spray paint and spray paints a censored sign on Victorias back. Ivory and Richards leave the ring together and walk up the ramp holding hands. commercial
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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 2, 2006 21:48:52 GMT -5
Models Runway
We return to Intensity as the red carpet is rolled out down the ramp, the glass mirrors are leaning against the turnbuckles, with "Models Runway" written on the top of them. As Rick Martel is in the middle of the ring with his microphone.
Rick Martel : Welcome to another edition of the Models Runway. Hot of the heels of In Your Face, there was only one guest that stood out in my mind to have on tonights edition of the Runway. And that guest is non other then the commissioner of the Wspam, Hulk Hogan. So without any further a due, ladies and gentleman please welcome commissioner Hogan!
Real American plays as Hulk Hogan walks down the ramp. Hogan is wearing a sports jacket over his tear away hulkamania shirt. The crowd is chanting "Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!
Rick Martel : Well commissioner Hogan, welcome to the Models Runway. After an event like In Your Face, many questions hang in the balance, and right here on the Runway we are looking for the answers. First off, you said that in the tag team titles match between the Rock N Sock Connection and the Million Dollar Duo, that if the Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase got involved in the tag team titles match, then the Million Dollar Duo would be stripped of the tag team titles. Moments later we found out that the Million Dollar Man did interfere in the match by dressing up like a fan and hitting Mankind with a lead pipe. So commissioner what are you going to do about that? Better yet, Commissioner Hogan, do you have the guts to do something about it?
Hulk Hogan : Well you know something brother! You better bet your bottom dollar that Commissioner Hogan is going to deal with the Million Dollar Man and the Million Dollar Duo. I'm going to exactly what I said I would do and that is strip both Brock Lesnar and Matt Morgan off the tag team titles. As of this moment, the tag team titles are vacant.
Rick Martel : Wow, those are some pretty big words. But now onto your other decision to suspend Randy Orton and allow the Ultimate Warrior to replace him in the Royal Rumble match. Commissioner Hogan, after all Randy Orton only gave you exactly what you had coming to you, when he gave you the RKO, two weeks ago.
Hulk Hogan : Oh really, Randy Orton gave me what I had coming to me. Well next week your going to get What’s coming to you brother, because next week the Ultimate Warrior is going to make his Intensity debut and his opponent will be Rick "the model" Martel. But as for Randy Orton, he got what he had coming to him, when I suspended him. And another thing......
Out of nowhere Cowboy Bob Orton nails Hulk Hogan in the back of the head with a hard steel chair shot, as Hogan drops to the mat. Martel quickly runs over to Bob Orton with his microphone.
Bob Orton : Hogan you just got what you deserved. And Hogan its only the beginning, you have done a lot to the Orton family over the years and now your time has come to pay for what you've done.
Bob Orton throws the dented chair down beside Hogan and walks out of the ring.
J.R. : My god, what a shocker to see Cowboy Bob Orton! I had no idea that we would ever see Bob Orton anywhere near the squared circle ever again!
King : Well Bob Orton showed up tonight and after what he told Hogan, it sounds like he's going to be showing up a lot more often, but what does that mean for Commissioner Hogan.
J.R. : Commissioner Hogan has been absolutely disrespected by Cowboy Bob Orton, here tonight.
Jacqueline interview
The camera pans to Mean Gean Oakerland who is standing by with Jacqueline as Mean Gean interviews Jacqueline in her locker room.
Mean Gean : First off, Commissioner Hogan I would like to personally say I hope your alright after that vicious chair shot to the back of the head. But right now I'm in the locker room of the news Womens Champion. I'm standing by with the Womens champion, Jacqueline. Jacqueline congratulations on becoming the new womens champion, I gotta know what was it like when you heard your name announced as the new womens champion.
Jacqueline : Well Mean Gean, its something I have dreamed about my whole....
Mean Gean : FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly the wall behind Mean Gean and Jacqueline is engulfed in fire as Jacqueline and Mean Gean run out of the room. The fire continues to spread to all the other walls, until Jaquelines dressing room is engulfed in flames. Hundreds of security guards run over to the fire and shoot there fire extinguishers at the burning dressing room. As the camera goes to a commercial. commercial
J.R. : What is going on here tonight, first Bob Orton shows up and then Jacqueline was almost killed.
King : I don't know What’s going on, all of sudden Jaquelines dressing room caught on fire. I don't know who or what could have caused it, but something or someone almost burned the womens champion to death. But the show must go on, take it away Howard Finkel.
Goldust Vs. Muhhamad Hassan
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring Goldust!
Fireworks shoot up from the ramp as Goldust walks down the ramp with a cold hard stare. Goldust pays no attention to the fans or anything around him.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent being led to the ring by Koshrow Daivairi, Muhhamad Hassan.
Daivairi leads Hassan to the ring as Hassan steps through the ropes, Goldust immediately unloads with forearms to the back of the head. Goldust nails Hassan with a hard throat thrust which knocks Hassan to the outside of the ring. Goldust steps to the outside of the ring and punches Hassan in the head with a hard right hand. Hassan falls to the arena floor, as Goldust picks Hassan up and walks Hassan over to the control gate as Goldust slams Hassans head into the control gate multiple times. Goldust repeatedly picks Hassans head up and slams his head right into the control gate. Daivairi tries to pull Goldust off Hassan, but Goldust kicks Daivairi in the stomach and whips him into the steel steps. Goldust then runs over to Daivairi and chokes Daivairi on the arena floor. Goldust is choking the life out of Daivairi as the referee physically pulls Goldust off Daivairi and throws Goldust back in the ring. Hassan slides back in the ring, as Hassan runs at Goldust, Goldust hits an arm drag takedown and locks in an armbar on the mat. Goldust is applying an intense amount of pressure as Hassan quickly moves towards the ropes and grabs the bottom rope. The referee counts 1-2-3-4-5 and then forces Goldust off Hassan. Goldust then picks up Hassan and whips Hassan into the ropes, as Hassan comes off the ropes, Goldust backbody drops Hassan. Hassan gets to his feet as Goldust aggressively whips Hassan into the turnbuckle, Hassan slams into the turnbuckle and falls to the mat in pain holding his back. Goldust walks over to Hassan and attempts to pick Hassan up as Hassan knees Goldust in the stomach. Hassan whips Goldust into the ropes, as Goldust comes off the ropes, Hassan goes for a clothesline but Goldust ducks and pulls Hassans head back and hits the curtain call on Hassan. Goldust holds onto Hassan and picks him up again and hits the curtain call on Hassan for the second time in a row. Goldust covers Hassan as the referee makes the count 1-2- Goldust pulls Hassans head up. Goldust hovers over Hassan and unloads with multiple punches to the head. Blood is beginning to trickle down Hassans face. Goldust picks Hassan up and whips Hassan into the turnbuckle, Hassan is in the turnbuckle as Goldust spreads Hassans legs across the second rope. Goldust walks away and is about to hit the shattered dreams, until Daivairi jumps on the apron. Goldust grabs Daivairi by the head and pulls Daivairi in the ring, and hits a hard neckbreaker on Daivairi. The referee is helping Daivairi to the outside of the ring as Goldust hits the shattered dreams on Hassan. Goldust stands near the corner and kicks Hassan in between the legs multiple times with all his might, while the referee is still helping Daivairi out of the ring. Hassan moves his legs off the second rope and is still in the turnbuckle as Goldust climbs to the second rope and unloads with right hands to the face of Hassan as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16- the referee runs over and pulls Goldust off of Hassan. Goldust then viciously pushes the referee down to the mat. Goldust then climbs back onto the second rope and punches Hassan again as the crowd counts again 1-2-3-4-5-6-7- the bell is rung. And Howard Finkel announces the winner.
Howard Finkel : The winner of this match as a result of disqualification, Muhammad Hassan.
Goldust jumps down from the second rope and runs after the referee and spears the referee to the mat and unloads with hard right hands to the face of the referee. The bell is being violently rung as Earl Hedner, Mike Keyotta, and Tim White all try to pull Goldust off of Dave Hedner. The referees finally get Goldust off of Dave and out of the ring.
J.R. : Goldust has been disqualified as a result of putting his hands on a referee. This is a side of Goldust we have never seen before. And to be quite honest I don’t want to see anymore of it. Goldust has absolutely snapped here tonight. First he beat the hell out of Hassan, and now he has assaulted a referee.
King : Well J.R. can you really blame the guy. Imagine if you found out that your fiancé was pregnant with your fathers child on your wedding day at the alter. Goldust has completely lost it and there is no telling when he will be in a right state of mind again.
We see the referees helping a bloody Dave Hedner to his feet as the camera fads backstage, where Marty Jannetty and the rest of the Wspam roster is congratulating Shawn Michaels on his win. Suddenly Rob Conway walks over to Shawn Michaels and the rest of the roster.
Rob Conway : Wow Shawn, it must have felt great last week at In Your Face, when everyone paraded around the ring with you over there shoulder. The winner of the biggest Royal Rumble in the history of sports entertainment. Shawn Michaels the heartbreak kid on his way to headline the Showcase Of The Immortals. Well Shawn, you are the luckiest man on team Wspam. When you won that Royal Rumble it wasn't skill it was luck, it was a fluke, lady luck rides on everyones shoulder every now and then, and at In Your Face lady luck was riding on your shoulder. But tonight Shawn, I don’t think lady luck will still be on your shoulder. I think your luck will run out at the hands of La Resistance.
Marty Jannetty : You know what Conway, I just had a great idea. How about you go get your tag team partner Sylvan Grenier and met myself and Shawn Michaels in the ring tonight. La Resistance versus The Rockers right here tonight. What do you say?
Rob Conway : I say you have got a match. commercial
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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 2, 2006 21:50:16 GMT -5
Jim "the Anvil" Niedhart Interview
Mean Gean Oakerland : Hello everyone and welcome back to Wspam Intensity. Ladies and gentleman I'm about to bring out a man who has a lot of explaining to do. Explaining to the fans of the Wspam, the Wspam roster, and most of all his brother in law and former tag team partner. Please welcome Jim "the anvil" Niedhart.
Jim "the anvil" Niedhart walks down the ramp as the crowd boos Niedhart. Niedhart steps in the ring as the crowd chants "you suck!" "you suck!"
Mean Gean Oakerland : Well Jim, I think there is one huge question on everyones mind and that is why? Why did you sell out to the Wspam fans? Why did you sell out to the Wspam roster? Why did you screw your own family member out of the championship title? Why did you do what you did at Wspam In Your Face?
Jim "the anvil" Niedhart (Anvil strokes his long beard) : Why? You want to know why? Instead of telling you why, let me show you why. Lets go back to Intensity 6, when The Hartfoundation reunited to take on, The Rockers. After Kane chokeslammed me off the top of the steel cage and broke my neck, watch how my tag team partner responds! Roll the footage!
(footage of Intensity 6 rolls) Fireworks begin to go off and the cage is being lifted as HBK runs into the ring and hugs Janetty. Balloons and confetti begin to fall as HBK and Janetty hug and celebrate the reunion of The Rockers. While Bret runs back into the ring also and looks Janetty and HBK both in the eyes. Bret extends his hand as Janetty and HBK look at each other and then decide to shake Bret’s hand. Bret then runs over to Anvil who’s is laying unconscious in the corner and screams for EMT's. HBK and Janetty leave the ring in celebration as EMT’s rush to the ring with a stretcher for Anvil. (footage ends)
Jim "the anvil" Niedhart : That’s right I got my neck broken for Bret Hart and the Hartfoundation, and Bret Hart has the nerve to shake hands with Shawn Michaels before coming over to his fallen tag team partner. Real nice Bret, you weren't think about me also this time, sitting at home with a broken neck. No Bret, you were busy headlining pay per view events. It didn’t matter to you that my neck was broken in half, all I got was a damn fruit basket with a get well card. Well guess what Bret, I did get well and now I'm back and ready to put you in the hospital Bret. If you think what I did at In Your Face was bad, well That’s only the beginning. I never sold out to Bret Hart, Bret Hart sold out to me!! You turned your back on me, by not giving a damn about me for all the months I was sitting at home with a neck brace on!!
Mean Gean Oakerland : Hold on, just a minute there, Jim Niedhart. Bret "the hitman" Hart was the Wspam champion, he had a championship belt to defend. That still does not justify coasting Bret "the hitman" Hart his championship title!
Jim "the anvil" Niedhart : Of course it doesn't justify it. Bret Hart is always the victim! Bret Hart is always getting the dirtier end of the stick! Bret Hart is always getting screwed! Well Bret Hart is a cry baby!!!!! And all of you idiots like Gean Oakerland buy into it every time!! It makes me sick!!! How about Jim "the anvil" Niedhart, the guy who carried the tag team of the Hartfoundation!! The guy who brought the Hartfoundation to the history making team that it is, that never got any recognition for it. Well now its my time, its time for people to start recognizing and caring about Jim "the anvil" Niedhart. From this day foward I will get the recognition that I deserve or I will take the recognition that I deserve!! Mark my words sooner or later, Jim "the anvil" Niedhart will be looked at as the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!!!!!
Jim Niedhart throws the microphone down and leaves the ring.
J.R. : My god, talk about strong words from a strong man. Jim Niedhart has just made one of the most boldest statements that I have seen in a long time by declaring himself as the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
King : Bret Hart has been saying that about himself for years. What is Bret Hart going to say about all of this. But coming up next, it's Triple H versus Chyna in a good housekeeping match. commercial
In Your Face replay commercial : Experience the drama !!!!! (footage rolls: Mankind pushes the security guards out of the way and unloads with chair shots to the back. Mankind then turns the fan on his back and unloads with hard chair shots to the head on the concrete floor backstage. Pieces of what appears to be the fans flesh are falling off his face but there is no blood. Mankind then realizes the fan is wearing a mask, Mankind pulls the facial mask off to reveal the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase.) Relive the betrayal !!! (footage rolls of Marlena telling Goldust : Hunny, I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to happen but I was drunk after the bridal shower. All I remember is waking up the next morning in a hotel room with your father, Dusty next to me in bed) See the horror !!!!! (footage rolls: Kane then opens the drivers door and drives the car at an insanely fast speed, jumps out of the drivers seat, and sends the car slamming into the truck filled with helium tanks and explosives. The truck and hearse make a huge bang and explode into a huge fire.(we here J.R.'s voice saying) MY GOD, KANE JUST DROVE THAT HEARSE RIGHT INTO A TRUCK FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES!!!!!! THAT HEARSE AND TRUCK IS ABSOLUTELY ENGULFED IN FLAMES!!!!!!! SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP FOR PAUL BEARER!!!!!!!) Watch the victory!!!!! (footage rolls) Styles is on the top rope, HBK is on the second rope as Styles hooks HBK for the styles clash. Styles has HBK hooked for the styles clash on the top rope, suddenly HBK reverses and backbody drops Styles off the top rope and onto the arena floor as HBK pulls himself back in the ring. (we hear Howard Finkels voice saying) HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE, REPRESENTING TEAM Wspam, SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!! Watch the replay of Wspam In Your Face, all week on pay per view for just $34.95!!!
We return to Intensity as we see an ironing board on the side of the ring with a measuring cup filled with water and a red hot iron on top of it. We then see a garbage pale and a broom on the other side of the ring. Along side of that there is a table with a table cloth over it, on top of the table is a glass of wine, a bottle of wine, two cookie sheets, a salt shaker, a pepper shaker, and glass plates. Laying on the mat is a pan, kitchen sink, and a fire extinguisher.
Chyna Vs. Triple H
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a good housekeeping match. Making his way to the ring, the game Triple H.
HHH's theme sounds as HHH walks through the curtain and onto the ramp. HHH walks toward the ring and looks at the household items as he hops on the apron and takes a gulp of his bottle of water. HHH then proceeds to spit the water into the air and then step through the ropes. Chynas theme then sounds.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Chyna
Chyna walks onto the ramp with bazooka. Chyna points her bazooka in the air and pulls the trigger to shoot the fireworks through the air. Chyna walks down the ramp and drops the bazooka near the ring steps and slides into the ring. The referee calls for the bell as HHH and Chyna stare each other down and then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Chyna puts HHH in a headlock, as HHH quickly tries to push Chyna off of him, but Chyna holds on. HHH attempts to whip Chyna into the ropes, but Chyna runs toward the ropes with HHH still in the headlock. HHH then hits a sideslam on Chyna, but Chyna still has the headlock locked in. Chyna pulls HHH back to his feet, still in the headlock. HHH grabs the top rope as the referee counts 1-2-3-4-5, Chyna then is forced to break the hold. HHH quickly drops to the mat and quickly slides to the outside of the ring. HHH is on the outside of the ring and throws his arms up and starts to walk up the ramp. Chyna steps through the ropes and hops onto the arena floor and runs after HHH. Chyna grabs HHH by the arm spins him around and nails HHH with a hard right hand to the face, which knocks HHH down on the ramp. Chyna picks HHH up and walks HHH over to the ring and slams HHH head first into the apron. Chyna then attempts to slam HHH head first into the apron, but HHH puts his foot up on the apron to block it and then pokes Chyna in the eye and then whips Chyna into the steel steps. Chyna goes slamming into the ring steps shoulder first. HHH then goes under the ring and pulls out his sledge hammer. HHH rolls back in the ring with his sledge hammer and waits for Chyna to get back in the ring. Chyna grabs her firework shooting bazooka.
King : Ought oh, wait a minute, Chyna has got that bazooka and Triple H has got his signature sledge hammer.
J.R. : Chyna doesn't know Triple H has the sledge hammer, and Triple H doesn't know Chyna has that bazooka! This crowd is on there feet and business is about to pick up!!!
Chyna slides back in the ring with her bazooka and quickly gets to her feet. HHH runs at Chyna with the sledge hammer, as Chyna shoots her bazooka at HHH. A firework shoots out of the gun and hits HHH sledge hammer, HHH quickly throws the sledge hammer to the mat as the sledge hammer is engulfed in flames. The referee quickly grabs the fire extinguisher and puts out the flame. There is nothing but the metal top of the sledge hammer and ashes in the middle of the ring. HHH looks on amazed as Chyna drops the bazooka and smiles at HHH. HHH runs at Chyna as Chyna hits an arm drag on HHH, followed by a dropkick to the face. HHH gets up and is clotheslined over the top rope and onto the arena floor. HHH pounds the arena floor as Chyna grabs the measuring cup filled with water off the ironing board and walks over to the ropes to dump the water over the ropes and onto HHH. HHH aggressively slides back in the ring and spears Chyna to the mat as HHH unloads with right hands to the head of Chyna on the mat. HHH aggressively pulls Chyna to her feet and nails Chyna with a hard right hand to the face. Chyna falls backwards and into the ropes, causing Chyna to be wrapped up in the ropes. HHH walks over to the table with the table cloth over it and grabs the cookie tray off the table. HHH walks over to Chyna who is tied up in the ropes and nails Chyna over the head with the cookie tray, sending a sickening thud through out the arena. HHH then lifts the cookie tray above his head again and nails Chyna in the head again with the cookie tray. HHH then violently slams Chyna over the head multiple times with the cookie tray, quickly raising the cookie tray above his head and slamming it down on Chynas head, over and over again. Chyna is semi conscious, as HHH lets her out of the ropes. Chyna stumbles around as HHH kicks Chyna in the stomach and sets Chyna up for the pedigree, but Chyna drops down to her knees and punches HHH in between the legs. HHH's face turns red in pain. Chyna then grabs the other cookie tray off the table and smacks HHH across the face with it, knocking HHH to the mat. Chyna then grabs the measuring cup off the mat and waits for HHH to get to his feet. As HHH gets to his feet, Chyna swings the glass measuring cup at HHH. but HHH ducks and kicks Chyna in the stomach causing Chyna to drop the measuring cup. HHH picks the measuring cup up and slams the cup into Chynas head which busts the glass all over the ring and cuts Chynas head open. Chyna goes down to the mat and is bleeding from the head. HHH walks over to the table and takes the salt shaker off and walks over to Chyna and dumps a bunch of salt into Chynas wound on her head. Chyna is rolling around the ring, screaming in pain. HHH then grabs the trash cane and lays it down on the mat. HHH walks over to Chyna and pulls Chyna up by her hair and then kicks Chyna in the stomach with the trash cane behind them. HHH puts Chyna's head in between his legs and lifts Chyna up in piledriver position. Chyna quickly reverses and fights her way down as Chyna picks HHH up and over her head with intensity to oklahoma slam HHH through the garbage pale. The garbage pale is crushed in the middle of the ring. Chyna then grabs the pepper shaker and unscrews the top. HHH is down on the mat as Chyna walks over to HHH and hovers over HHH and dumps all the pepper directly into the eyes of HHH. HHH gets to his feet and is aimlessly throwing wild punches all around the ring. Meanwhile Chyna walks over to the table and puts the bottle and glass of wine on the mat and then lays all the glass plates side by side on the table. HHH has no idea where he is as Chyna lays the plates side by side across the table, Chyna then walks over to HHH and kicks HHH in the stomach and then powerbombs HHH through the glass dishes and the table. The crowd is chanting holy sh**! holy sh**! holy sh**!
J.R. : My god, King did you just see that, Chyna might have single handedly destroyed the game!!! HHH is down and laying in pile of broken glass and pieces of a broken table!!!! Chyna has annihilated the game!!!
King : My go J.R., I'm not a fan of Chynas, but I have got to hand it to her, I never dreamed we would ever see a thing like that done to HHH! HHH better do something or its going to be game over for Triple H.
Chyna pins HHH as the referee makes the count 1-2- HHH gets his shoulder up at the last second on instinct. Chyna then picks up HHH and walks HHH over to the ironing board and slams HHH head first into the ironing board and then throws HHH on the ironing board. Chyna spreads HHH legs apart and then picks up the red hot iron, as the crowd erupts. Chyna lifts the red hot iron above her head and slams it down on HHH';s crotch. CHyna holds the iron on HHH's crotch for a few seconds and then lifts the iron off. HHH rolls off the board and is screaming as his face is bright red with the crowd chanting CHYNA! CHYNA! CHYNA! HHH crawls over to the sink and grabs the sink and gets to his feet as he limps over to Chyna. Chyna is taunting the crowd as Chyna turns around HHH nails Chyna with the sink right in the head, knocking Chyna to the mat. HHH stands over Chyna and holds the sink above his head in a vertical position and drives the sink into Chynas head multiple times. Chynas cut has been widened as Chyna is now violently bleeding all over the mat. HHH then grabs the glass of wine and drinks the wine and throws the glass to the outside of the ring. HHH then spits the wine right in Chynas face. HHH picks up Chyna and whips Chyna into the ropes, Chyna comes off the ropes as HHH locks in a sleeper hold on Chyna in the middle of the ring. The referee walks over to Chyna and lifts her arm once and it drops as HHH applies more pressure. The referee lifts Chynas arm for the second time and it drops. The referee then lifts Chynas arm for the final time, as Chyna kicks back and nails HHH right in between the legs to break the hold. Chyna then grabs the bottle of wine off the mat and busts the bottle of wine over HHH's head. HHH is now cut open and is stunned, as Chyna goes behind HHH and locks in a sleeper hold on HHH. HHH kicks back and nails Chyna in between the legs, but it has no effect on Chyna. The referee raises HHH's arm once and it drops. The referee raises HHH's arm for the second time and his arm drops. The referee lifts HHH arm for the final time, and HHH arm stays in the air as he elbows Chyna in the head and breaks the hold. Chyna is stunned as HHH kicks Chyna in the stomach and hits the pedigree on Chyna out of nowhere. HHH quickly pins Chyna for the 1-2- Chyna puts her foot on the bottom rope at the last minute. HHH moves Chynas foot off the rope and makes the cover again for the 1-2- Chyna gets her shoulder up. HHH grabs the broom on the side of the ring and walks over to Chyna. Chyna is getting to her feet, as HHH comes from behind Chyna and chokes Chyna with the broom. HHH has got the broom against Chynas throat and is trying to choke out Chyna. Chyna however turns around and hits a jawbreaker on HHH. HHH still has the broom as Chyna picks up the pan. HHH swings the broom at Chyna as Chyna swings the pan at HHH, the broom is broken over Chynas head and the pan is dented over HHH's head. Both HHH and Chyna fall to the mat and are down. HHH and Chyna are both getting up to there feet side by side as X-pac runs down the ramp with a stun gun in his hand. the crowd explodes as X-pac jumps on the apron and points the gun at HHH, X-pac pulls the trigger but at the last second HHH pulls Chyna in the way causing Chyna to get hit right in between the eyes with a tranquilizer dart. Chyna loses consciousness and falls to the mat. Chyna is down as HHH quickly runs over to Chyna and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Triple H.
King : Triple H has done it!! The game Triple H beat Chyna at her own game!!! It just goes to show, Triple H is one game that you can never win!!!
J.R. : That’s a load of bs, Chyna had the game won, until X-pac accidentally shot her with a tranquilizer dart!! Luckily for Triple H, Chyna got hit with that damn dart and passed out in the middle of the ring allowing Triple H to pick up the win!! Chyna is still out cold in the middle of the ring and has not moved an inch yet!! you have got to tip your hat to Chyna, she went down in a blaze of glory and almost had the game beaten!! I firmly believe if it wasn't for the miscommunication between Chyna and X-pac, Chyna would have had the game beaten!! Due to all the blood that Chyna has lost and the tranquilizer dart, Chyna cannot even walk out of here on her own!! We have witnessed a real misfortunate event here tonight. commercial
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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 2, 2006 21:51:50 GMT -5
Kane speaks out
When we return to Intensity we see all the lights are out in the entire arena as fire shoots up from the ramp and Kane walks down the ramp. Kane has a microphone in his hand as he walks up the ring steps and steps over the top rope to enter the ring. Kane raises his arms and then aggressively slams his arms down to ignite an explosion off all four ringposts. Kane begins to talk.
Kane : Well its safe to say that I have officially taken everyone from you Undertaker. Think about it I took your wife Sara to hell, literally. And then at In Your Face, I took our very own father Paul Bearer to hell. boy did it feel good to slam my foot on the gas peddle and slam that hearse into that truck that was full of explosives!! I think we can all agree that we wont be seeing Paul Bearer anytime soon!! Hahaha, hey Undertaker what are you going to do without your sidekick Paul Bearer! What are you going to do without the man who holds the urn high above his head to give you your energy!! Undertaker, its official you truly are a deadman, all there is left to do is put you in a coffin and Undertaker, That’s exactly what I'm about to do. You see Undertaker, I got your wives soul, I got our father soul, and now I want your soul!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
The lights dim as the druids carry a huge casket down the ramp. The casket is laid down on the side of the ring. Undertakers theme sounds as Undertaker comes down to the ring with a cold look on his face and has his eyes fixated on Kane. Undertaker walks around the casket and up the steps to step over the ropes and stare Kane in the face. Undertaker and Kane run at each other and meet in the middle of the ring as the exchange hard right hands to the face. Kane then grabs Undertaker by the throat and is about to chokeslam Undertaker, until Undertaker grabs Kane by the throat. Both men have got each other by the throat until the lights go out. Suddenly a lightening bolt hits the casket and flames shoot up from the casket. These flames spell out a message that says "I WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES IN 2 WEEKS"
King : Ought oh! Maybe we'll be seeing Paul Bearer sooner then Kane thinks!
J.R. : We just might see Paul Bearer in just two weeks folks! You gotta wonder what Kane has got to be thinking right now! Still to come tonight it’s a twelve man elimination tag match, WCW versus ECW. But up next, The Rockers will take on La Resistance! commercial
La Resistance Vs. The Rockers
We return to Intensity as La Resistance theme sounds and Rob Conway and Sylvian Grenier make there way to the ring waving the French flag.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making there way to the ring the team of Rob Conway and Sylvian Grenier, La Resistance.
The Rockers theme then plays as Marty Janetty and Shawn Michaels make there way down the ramp as the crowd erupts.
Howard Finkel : And there opponents, the team of Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels, The Rockers!
The Rockers slide in the ring under the ropes, as Conway jumps on HBK with a forearm to the back of the head, as Grenier stomps away at Jannetty. Conway and Grenier are stomping away at HBK and Jannetty on the mat. Conway picks up HBK and throws HBK through the ropes and onto the arena floor. As Conway walks over to Grenier and picks up Jannetty as Conway and Grenier whip Jannetty into the ropes. Jannetty comes off the ropes as Conway and Grenier hit s double clothesline on Jannetty. Conway stomps away at Jannetty in the middle of the ring as Grenier walks over to the turnbuckle and stands on the apron. Conway hits an elbow drop on Jannetty. Jannetty attempts to get up and is on his hands and knees as Conway runs at him and kicks him in the ribs, knocking Jannetty under the bottom rope and onto the arena floor. Grenier jumps off the apron and hovers over Jannetty on the arena floor and unloads with right hands to the head. Conway then picks up Jannetty and whips Jannetty into the steel steps. HBK then runs over to Jannetty and chases Grenier away. HBK helps Jannetty up to his feet as Jannetty slides back in the ring. Conway quickly runs over to Jannetty and stomps away at Jannetty's shoulder. Conway picks Jannetty up and nails Jannetty with a hard right hand to the head, which knocks Jannetty against the ropes. Conway whips Jannetty into the ropes, as Jannetty comes off the ropes Conway attempts a clothesline but Jannetty ducks the clothesline and jumps on the second rope to bounce off it and nail Conway with a flying elbow to the face. Both Conway and Jannetty are down as Grenier rallies Conway to tag him in and HBK rallies Jannetty to tag him in. Both men are crawling toward there tag team partners. Grenier grabs the tag rope as Conway tag in Grenier, Jannetty reaches out to HBK as Grenier runs over to HBK and nails him with a forearm to the head knocking HBK off the apron and onto the arena floor. Grenier picks up Jannetty and whips Jannetty into the turnbuckle that Conway is at. Grenier runs across the ring and clotheslines Jannetty in the turnbuckle. Grenier then unloads with a series of kicks to the stomach of Jannetty in the corner. The referee forces Grenier away from Jannetty and asks for a clean break, meanwhile behind the referees back, Conway is choking Jannetty with the tag rope in the turnbuckle. The referee turns around as Conway quickly lets go off the tag rope, Grenier then runs at Jannetty in the corner, but Jannetty gets his feet up and kicks Grenier in the face. Grenier is stunned as Jannetty hops on the second rope and hits a jumping tornado ddt on Grenier. Jannetty uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, Jannetty steps through the ropes and onto the apron as he climbs to the top rope. Jannetty goes for a crossbody takedown but Grenier reverses into a powerslam in mid air. Grenier gets to his feet dances the french tickler and then drives his fist into Jannetty's face. Grenier goes to Jannetty up off the mat, but Jannetty grabs Grenier by the head and rolls Grenier up in a small package for the 1-2- Grenier kicks out and quickly gets to his feet. Jannetty also quickly gets up and hits a running enzuguri on Grenier. Grenier and Jannetty are both down in the ring and inching toward there tag team partners. Grenier makes the tag to Conway,.Conway gets in the ring and runs after Jannetty. But Jannetty lungs foward and tags in HBK. HBK jumps over the top rope and into the ring as HBK and Jannetty stand side by side with the fans screaming. Conway and Grenier run at HBK and Jannetty, as HBK and Jannetty nail Conway and Grenier with hard right hands to the face knocking both men down. Conway gets to his feet and is hit with a double dropkick from Jannetty and HBK. Grenier gets up and is also hit with a double dropkick. Conway gets up again and runs at the Rockers again as they both double hiptoss Conway to the mat followed by a double elbow drop and nip up by both HBK and Jannetty at the same time. Grenier then runs at the both as he is tossed over the top rope and onto the arena floor. The crowd is on there feet for the Rockers. Jannetty grabs the top rope and launches himself up and over the top rope to hit a crossbody takedown on Grenier on the outside of the ring.
J.R. : Can you believe the team work of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty! The Rockers have not missed a step since they first debuted as a tag team!
King : Please J.R. The Rockers are has bens and La Resistance is going to prove that by the end of the match. Right now Shawn Michaels and Rob Conway are the two legal men and are in the ring together.
HBK picks up Conway and unloads with chops across the chest backing Conway into the ropes. HBK then whips Conway into the ropes as HBK ducks his head and Conway comes off the ropes, Conway kicks HBK in the jaw followed by a hard clothesline from Conway. Conway then stomps away at HBK on the mat. Conway then picks HBK up and whips HBK into the turnbuckle, as HBK is in the turnbuckle Conway runs at HBK and nails HBK with a splash in the turnbuckle. Conway then perches HBK on the top rope, Conway then climbs to the top rope and attempts to suplex HBK off the top rope and onto the mat. However HBK grabs onto the top rope and unloads with right hands to Conways stomach. HBK then pushes Conway off the top rope and onto the mat. Conway is on the mat as HBK stands up on the top rope and hits a flying elbow off the top rope and onto Conway. HBK then gets to his feet and walks over to the turnbuckle and stomps his feet as he signals for the sweet chin music. Conway gets to his feet as HBK nails Conway with the sweet chin music. HBK quickly goes for the cover for the 1-2- at the last split second someone suddenly pulls the referee out of the ring. The camera pans up and reveals that Gail Kim has pulled the referee out of the ring. Jannetty jumps off the apron and chases Gail Kim up the ramp and backstage. Meanwhile back in the ring Grenier slides the French flag in the ring to Conway. HBK walks over to the ropes to yell at the referee but when HBK turns around Conway nails HBK in the head with the French flag behind the referees back. Conway quickly makes the cover as the referee gets to his feet and rolls into the ring to make the count for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here are your winners the team Sylvian Grenier and Rob Conway, La Resistance!
Conway and Grenier make there way back to the locker room as HBK lays in the ring in a state of shock. Suddenly Team Canadas theme sounds as Coach D’amore walks down the ramp with his hockey stick and leads Bobby Rude, Eric Young, and Petey Williams to the ring. Team Canada slides in the ring and quickly stomps away on HBK. Bobby Rude picks up HBK and holds HBK's arms behind his back as Petey Williams grabs the hockey stick and nails HBK right in the stomach with the hockey stick multiple times. Rude lets go off HBK as HBK falls to the mat and spits out blood. Jeff Jarrett then walks down the ramp with the Wspam title draped over his shoulder and a microphone in his hands as he claps his hands. Eric Young and Bobby Rude pick up HBK as Petey Williams signals for the Canadian destroyer, Williams kicks HBK in the stomach and hits the Canadian destroyer on HBK. Jarrett then steps through the ropes and into the ring as he yells in HBKs face.
Jeff Jarrett : How’s that feel Heartbreak Kid! How do you like that Shawn Michaels, That’s only a taste of what’s going to happen to you at Showcase Of The Immortals. Shawn this is officially the beginning of the end for you!
Jarrett throws down the microphone and stands over HBKs motionless body and raises the Wspam title above his head. Until some one screams "What just a second brother!!!" Commissioner Hogan then shows up on the titantron.
Hulk Hogan : What just a minute Jarrett! So you and Team Canada want to beat up on the Heartbreak Kid, well guess what brother, That’s not gonna happen! Because next week its going to be Team Canada's Petey Williams and Bobby Rude against The Rockers! Now if The Rockers beat Team Canada then in two weeks on Intensity 15, then Jeff Jarrett has to defend the Wspam title against Shawn Michaels!! That’s right brother, we might not have to wait for Showcase of the Immortals we might have Shawn Michaels versus Jeff Jarrett in two weeks on Intensity 15! So whacha gonna do when HBK brings the Wspam title home to the Wspam, BROTHER!!!
Jarrett is enraged as we go to a commercial break. commercial
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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 2, 2006 21:52:26 GMT -5
J.R. : Welcome back to Intensity, moments ago we got some shocking news from Commissioner Hogan, that next week on Intensity Team Canada will take on The Rockers and if the Rockers get the win, it will be Showcase of the Immortals come early as Shawn Michaels takes on Jeff Jarrett for the Wspam championship!
King : That is huge news J.R. Did you see the look on Jeff Jarretts face when Hogan said that he might have to defend the Wspam title against Shawn Michaels before Showcase of the Immortals. But That’s only if The Rockers can get passed Team Canada. But right now the time has come for ECW versus the WCW, lets send it up to ring announcer Howard Finkel.
ECW Vs. WCW 12 man Elimination Tag Match
Howard Finkel : The following contest is a 12 man elimination tag team match. Elimination takes place by pinfall, submission, or disqualification. Once someone is eliminated they must leave the ringside area and go back to the locker room. Whatever team eliminates all 6 members of the opposing team will be declared the winning team. If Team WCW is victorious then Eric Bischoff and all 6 members of team WCW will get 5 minutes in the ring alone with Paul Heyman, however if Team ECW wins then Paul Heyman and all 6 members of Team ECW will get 5 minutes in the ring alone with Eric Bischoff. Introducing first being led to the ring by Eric Bischoff, the team of Vader, Booker T, Sting, Goldberg, Ric Flair, and Diamond Dallas Page, Team WCW!
The Monday Nitro theme plays as Bischoff leads team WCW to the ring. "This is Extreme" then plays as Paul Heyman walks through the curtain and the crowd chants "ECW!"
Howard Finkel : And there opponents being led to the ring by Paul Heyman, the team of the Sandman, Sabu, Bubba Ray Dudley, D'von Dudley, Taz, and Rob Van Dam, Team ECW!
Team ECW is standing in one turnbuckle as Team WCW is standing in the opposite turnbuckle. All the members of team WCW leave the ring leaving DDP in the ring as the legal man. Team ECW then leaves the ring and stands at there turnbuckle leaving Sandman in the ring as the legal man. The bell rings as DDP and Sandman lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. DDP shoves Sandman down the mat and then taunts Sandman. Sandman gets to his feet and spears DDP to the mat and then unloads with hard right hands to the head of DDP on the mat. The referee grabs Sandman by the arm and pulls Sandman off of DDP. Sandman then breaks loose and hovers over DDP on the mat and unloads with hard right hands to the head on the mat again. Sandman picks DDP up by the hair and violently whips DDP into the turnbuckle and runs at DDP in the turnbuckle, as DDP moves out of the turnbuckle and elbows Sandman in the face. DDP grabs Sandman by the wrist and hits a hard short clothesline on Sandman. DDP stomps away at Sandman on the mat and then picks him up and pushes him into the turnbuckle that team WCW is at. DDP tags in Booker and then holds Sandmans arm away from his body allowing Booker to kick Sandman in the ribs. Sandman is bent over in pain as Booker unloads with forearms to the back. Booker kicks Sandman in the stomach and signals for the scissor kick. Booker runs into the rope, when suddenly Paul Heyman reaches under the ring and grabs a Singapore cane and hits Booker square in the back with the cane when Booker runs into the ropes. The referee quickly questions Heyman as Booker is bent over in pain. Meanwhile behind the referees back, Taz grabs another Singapore cane from under the ring and throws it to Sandman. Sandman violently smashes Booker in the head with the cane, knocking Booker straight to the mat. Sandman quickly throws the cane out of the ring and makes the cover as the referee turns around and makes the count, 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Booker. T has been eliminated!
Ric Flair runs in the ring and nails Sandman with a forearm to the head from behind. Sandman falls to the mat as Flair stomps away at Sandman. Flair picks up Sandman, but Sandman pushes Flair away and chops Flair across the chest. Flair retaliates with a chop across the chest of his own. Sandman and Flair are battling it out as both men are chopping each other across the chest as hard as they can. Flair then hits a rake to the face on Sandman and then chops Sandman across the chest which knocks Sandman to the mat. Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes and attempts an elbow drop but Sandman moves out of the way. Sandman picks up Flair and whips him into the turnbuckle that team ECW is at. Flair is in the turnbuckle as Sandman climbs to the second rope and yells "Let gets Extreme!" Heyman tosses Sandman a beer and Heyman hops on the apron to distract the referee as Sandman takes the beer cane and slams it into Flairs head 10 times as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Flair is busted open and beer is all over Sandman and Flair as Sandman takes a chug of the beer and then spits the beer into Flairs open cut on his forehead. While Heyman has the referee distracted Eric Bischoff sneaks into the ring with a steel chair, as Sandman turns around Bischoff nails Sandman right in the head with the steel chair as Sandman goes down. Heyman sees this and steps through the ropes and charges at Bischoff to spear Bischoff to the mat. Heyman and Bischoff are brawling on the mat and rolling all around the ring as the crowd is going crazy. The referee is trying to separate them and so is team ECW and team WCW. Meanwhile behind everyones back Bubba Ray and D'von sneak in the ring and stand behind Flair and signal for the 3D. Flair turns around as Bubba and D'von hit the 3D on Flair. Sandman rolls over and covers Flair but the referee is on the outside trying to separate Heyman and Bischoff. ECW referee John Finnegan runs down to the ring and slides under the ropes and makes the count 1-2-3. John Finnegan then runs to the back and allows the original referee to take over. Howard Finkel makes the announcement to make it official.
Howard Finkel : Ric Flair has been eliminated!
J.R. : Team ECW is off to one hell of a start. ECW has already eliminated two members of Team WCW.
King : Hey J.R. it looks like the members of team ECW and WCW have finally separated Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff. Wait a minute it looks like the referee has thrown out Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman!
J.R. : Heyman and Bischoff are being sent to the back! Hold on a minute Goldberg is in the ring and looks like he is has nominated himself to be the legal man! Business is about to pick up!
Goldberg steps through the ropes and walks over to Sandman and grabs him by the shirt and pulls him up to his feet. Goldberg unloads with violent knees to the gut of the Sandman. Goldberg then grabs Sandman and gorilla presses him over his shoulders and walks around the ring with Sandman above his head. Goldberg drops Sandman but jumps and in mid air hits a running powerslam on Sandman. The crowd is in shock as Sandman is down on the mat and looks to be hurt. Goldberg makes the pin for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : The Sandman has been eliminated!
Sandman rolls out of the ring as D'von steps through the ropes and into the ring. Goldberg raises his hand for a test of strength, but D'von slaps Goldberg across the face and unloads with forearms to the back of the head. D'von pushes Goldberg into the ropes and whips Goldberg into the opposite ropes, as D'von runs into the ropes opposite Goldberg. As both Goldberg and D'von come off the ropes, D'von nails Goldberg with a flying elbow to the face. D'von grabs Goldberg by the head and picks Goldberg up as D'von attempts to suplex Goldberg but he can't lift Goldberg. Goldberg reverses and lifts D'von up in mid air in suplex position. Goldberg walks to all four corners of the ring with D'von up and then points at ECW and says "Heyman is next!" and then hits the delayed suplex on D'von. Goldberg quickly gets to his feet as D'von struggles to get to his feet as Goldberg hits a huge superkick on D'von right to the face. Goldberg squats down in the turnbuckle and sets D'von up for the spear. Goldberg runs at D'von for the spear but D'von dropkicks Goldberg in the knee and sends Goldberg face first into the mat. D'von the walks over to the ECW turnbuckle and tags in Bubba Ray. D'von and Bubba Ray walk over to Goldberg and pick him up off the mat and whip Goldberg into the ropes as Goldberg comes off the ropes, Bubba and D'von hit Goldberg with a flapjack. Bubba then picks up Goldberg and slams Goldberg to the mat as D'von climbs to the top rope, Bubba spreads Goldberg legs apart as Bubba and D'von both yell "wazzzzzzzzz up!" as D'von headbutts Goldberg in between the legs off the top rope. Bubba then pushes D'von and yells "D'von get the tables!" D'von goes to the outside of the ring and goes under the ring and pulls out a table. D'von is setting the table up on the outside of the ring, while inside the ring Goldberg gets to his feet. As Bubba turns around Goldberg nails Bubba with a hard spear. Goldberg then makes the cover for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Bubba Ray Dudley has been eliminated!
D'von finishes setting up the table and runs into the ring as he and Goldberg battle it out by exchanging right hands. Goldberg then knees D'von in the stomach and goes behind D'von as Goldberg attempts as pump handle slam, but D'von slides off Goldbergs shoulder and hits a neck breaker on Goldberg. D'von runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit an elbow drop on Goldberg. D'von then steps through the ropes and onto the apron and begins to climb to the top rope. D'von gets to the top rope and goes for a headbutt off the top rope but Goldberg gets his foot up and kicks D'von in the face. D'von is stunned as Goldberg gets to his feet and gorilla presses D'von over his head, Goldberg looks at the crowd and is threatening to throw D'von into the crowd. Until Sabu jumps on the top rope and dropkicks Goldberg in the face causing Goldberg to fall to the mat and D'von to fall on top of him, D'von has Goldberg pinned as the referee makes the count 1-2- Goldberg throws D'von off of him to break the count. Goldberg quickly gets to his feet as D'von runs at Goldberg, he kicks D'von in the stomach and sets D'von up for the jackhammer. Goldberg lifts D'von into the air and hits the jackhammer on D'von for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : D'von Dudley has been eliminated!
J.R. : Goldberg has single handedly put Team WCW ahead of Team ECW! Goldberg has managed to eliminate three members of Team ECW in a row!
King : Goldberg is unstoppable! Is there anything that can stop the wrath of Goldberg! Ought oh, well look who just stepped through the ropes as the legal man for Team ECW! It’s the human suplex machine Taz!!!
Taz stares Goldberg down as both men look at each other and then go face to face, both men scream in each others face. Goldberg goes to punch Taz, but Taz ducks the punch and hits a german suplex on Goldberg. Goldberg is on one knee and looks up at Taz in a state of shock as the crowd chants TAZ! TAZ! Goldberg then gets to both feet and walks to the center of the ring as he asks Taz for a test of strength, both Goldberg and Taz lock up in a test of strength as both men try to over power the other one. Goldberg shoves Taz backwards and into the turnbuckle, Goldberg then runs at Taz in the turnbuckle and unloads with hard knees to the gut in the turnbuckle. Goldberg walks away from Taz and walks to the opposite turnbuckle as Goldberg stalks Taz for the spear. Goldberg runs at Taz but Taz moves out of the way causing Goldberg to slam his shoulder into the turnbuckle. Goldberg is hunched over the turnbuckle and is holding his shoulder in pain, as the referee is asking Taz if he’s alright. Suddenly Monty Brown jumps over the control gate with a monkey wrench. Monty Brown nails Goldberg in the head with the monkey wrench behind the referees back. Goldberg falls to the mat and is motionless on the mat with blood pouring from his head. Taz looks around and is totally unaware of what just happened as he quickly pins Goldberg as the referee makes the count 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Goldberg has been eliminated!
King : Well it looks like Monty Brown is the man who can stop Goldberg! Hahaha
J.R. : Goldberg looks to be unconscious as the referee is checking on Goldberg and he looks to be calling for some help from the back. Monty Brown just absolutely clobbered Goldberg with the wrench and from it you can see Goldberg bleeding all over the mat. Goldberg is now being helped out of the ring by EMT's and referees. How many times can you say that you have seen Goldberg helped out of an arena? I'm pretty sure not very often. Its now all evened up again 3 men for ECW and 3 men for WCW.
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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 2, 2006 21:52:46 GMT -5
Taz is waiting for someone to step in for Team WCW as Vader steps through the ropes. Taz charges at Vader, as Vader kicks Taz in the stomach and then hits a scoop slam on Taz. Vader runs into the ropes and goes for a big splash on Taz, but Taz moves out of the way causing Vader to crash into the mat. Vader gets to his feet as Taz unloads with hard right jabs to the face that can be heard through out the arena. Taz then whips Vader into the turnbuckle, but Vader reverses and sends Taz into the turnbuckle, Vader then hits a big splash on Taz in the turnbuckle. Taz comes out of the turnbuckle, stunned as Vader quickly hits a snap suplex on Taz. Vader then signals that its Vader time as he climbs to the top rope. Vader is facing the crowd on the top rope and is about to hit a moonsault, but Taz quickly gets up and runs up the ropes to hit a huge german suplex on Vader off the top rope. Vader back flips in mid air from the impact of the suplex and crashes face first on the mat. Vader and Taz both are on the mat as the crowd chants "ECW!' "ECW!" "ECW!" Taz begins to move but Vader is still not moving. Taz is crawling toward the ECW corner as Vader rolls over to the ropes and is trying to pull himself up on the ropes. Taz crawls over to the ECW turnbuckle and tags in Sabu, as Vader pulls himself up to his feet. Sabu grabs the top rope and hits a spring board clothesline on Vader knocking him down to the mat. Sabu then steps through the rope and to the outside of the ring as he grabs a steel chair. Sabu slides back in the ring with the steel chair and unfolds the chair, Sabu backs away and then runs at the chair as he jumps on the chair and then jumps off of the chair and at Vader as he attempts to hit a crossbody takedown, but Vader catches Sabu and then throws him over his shoulder. Vader then hits a running powerslam right through the chair in the middle of the ring, which makes a sickening thud through out the arena. Sabu is grabbing his back and screaming in pain as the chair is crushed under Sabus body. The crowd chants HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! Vader makes the cover as the referee makes the count for the 1-2- Sabu gets his shoulder up as Vader is in shock. Vader aggressively picks Sabu up and puts Sabus head in between his legs and signals for the Vader bomb but then points to the table that D'von set up on the outside of the ring earlier on. Vader runs toward the ropes with Sabu on his shoulders as Sabu reverses into a hurricanranna, which sends Vader flying across the ring. Sabu then gets to his feet and walks over to Vader, as Sabu tries to pick Vader up. Vader unloads with hard right hands to the stomach of Sabu. Vader then military presses Sabu above his head. Vader walks all around the ring with Sabu over above his head and then runs at the ropes as he military presses Sabu up and over the top rope and right into the audience. Sabu whips out the whole first row of fans and steel chairs as Sabu is down on the arena floor along with all the fans in the first row. The crowd is in total shock as they chant HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! Vader steps through the ropes and walks over to the control gate and reaches over as he picks Sabu up by the hair. Sabu grabs a steel chair and jabs Vader in the stomach with a steel chair. Sabu then hops over the control gate with the chair and throws the chair over the ropes and into the ring. Sabu is hunched over near the ringpost as he tries to regain his composer until Vader splashes Sabu into the ringpost. Vader then rolls Sabu into the ring as Sabu is laid out in the middle of the ring. Vader grabs the steel chair and climbs up to the top rope as he is facing the crowd. Vader with the chair in his hands goes for a diving moonsault off the top rope, but Sabu moves out of the way causing Vader to land flat on his face. Sabu is crawling toward the ECW turnbuckle as Sabu reaches out and tags in RVD. Vader gets to his feet and is stunned with the steel chair in his hand, RVD jumps over the top rope and into the ring as RVD hits the vandaminator on Vader causing the steel chair to go flying as Vader falls to the mat in a heap. RVD quickly makes the cover for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Vader has been eliminated!
Sting steps through the ropes and gets face to face with RVD in the middle of the ring. RVD slaps Sting as Sting unloads with hard right hands to the head of RVD, Sting backs RVD against the ropes. Sting chops RVD across the chest twice and then whips RVD into the ropes, RVD comes off the ropes as Sting goes for a clothesline but RVD ducks the clothesline and hits a spinning heel kick on Sting. Sting is down on the mat as RVD runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes as he attempts to hit the rolling thunder but Sting gets his knees up and nails RVD in the back with his knees. RVD crumbles to the mat in pain and is holding his back. Sting gets to his feet and stomps away at RVD's back. Sting picks RVD up and unloads with forearms to back of RVD's neck. Sting then whips RVD into the turnbuckle and then nails RVD with the stinger splash in the turnbuckle. RVD walks out of the turnbuckle but then runs at Sting as Sting backbody drops RVD, Sting grabs RVD by the legs and pulls him to the middle of the ring and locks on the scorpion deathlock. Sting has got the deathlock on with RVD in the middle of the ring and nowhere to go. RVD is trying to fight to get to the ropes and is inching closer and closer to the ropes. RVD is right near the ropes and reaches out his hand for the ropes, but Sting pulls RVD back to the middle of the ring and locks in the hold even harder this time. RVD is screaming in pain, but is still fighting to get back to the ropes. RVD is moving toward the ropes, as Sting is really locking in the hold as RVD is yelling in pain. RVD inches closer and closer to the ropes and then reaches out his hand and grabs the bottom rope to break up the hold. Sting lets go off the hold and stands behind RVD as RVD grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself up. Sting then grabs RVD by the head and pulls RVD's head back and is about to hit the scorpion deathdrop, but RVD elbows Sting in the stomach and reverses into a northern light suplex. Sting and RVD are both down as RVD starts move first and is crawling toward the ECW turnbuckle. Sting begins to move and gets to his feet as RVD tags in Sabu. Sabu jumps onto the top rope and hits a missel dropkick on Sting, knocking Sting to the mat. Sabu then calls for a chair as RVD hops off the apron and grabs a chair from around ringside and throws it to Sabu. Meanwhile DDP grabs Sting his black baseball bat. Sabu has got the chair and Sting has got the bat and neither man knows what there opponent has got. Sabu swings the chair at Sting as Sting swings the chair at Sabu, as Sting knocks the chair out of Sabus hands with the bat. Sting then drops the bat and clotheslines both himself and Sabu up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Sabu gets to his feet first and then picks up Sting as Sabu slams Stings head off the control gate. Sabu then walks Sting over to the table that D'von set up earlier on and slams Stings head into the table and then lays Sting across the table. Sabu then grabs the chair and slides under the ropes with the chair in his hand. Sabu then sets up the steel chair near the ropes as Sabu runs into the opposite ropes and comes off the ropes to hop onto the chair and then hops from the chair and onto the top rope to hit a shooting star presses onto Sting who was laying on the table, causing the table to break in half. Both Sabu and Sting are laying in the broken pieces of the table, as the crowd is in complete shock while chanting HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**!
J.R. : GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, SABU JUST HIT A HUGE SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO STING WHO WAS LAID OUT ON THE TABLE!!! STING AND SABU BOTH ARE OUT COLD IN THE REMAINS OF THE TABLE!!! NEITHER MAN HAS MOVED AN INCH!!
King : Well J.R. That’s why they call him the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal, death defying Sabu!!! I don’t like extreme crappy wrestling, but I have got to admit that was absolutely unbelievable! Diamond Dallas Page is checking on Sting as Rob Van Dam and Taz check on Sabu!!! Neither man has shown any signs of life after that shooting star press off the top rope! Ought oh here comes Bischoff and Heyman!
J.R. : Eric Bischoff is tending towards Sting as Paul Heyman is tending towards Sabu!! EMTS are now running down to the ringside area, we have seen some pretty crazy things pulled off in this match, but I think that one might have just topped them all!! Wait a second now the referee is talking to Howard Finkel and it looks like Howard Finkel is about to make an announcement!
Howard Finkel : I have just been informed by the referee that both Sting and Sabu will not be able to continue. Therefore Sabu has been eliminated and Sting has been eliminated! RVD then steps through the ropes as DDP steps through the opposite ropes. DDP is now the only member of Team WCW left. DDP and RVD lock up in a collar and elbow tie up as DDP quickly grabs RVD by the head and takes RVD down to the mat with a headlock takedown. DDP has got a headlock applied on RVD on the mat. RVD fights to his feet but DDP still has the headlock on RVD, as RVD elbows DDP in the stomach multiple times and then side suplexes DDP to break the hold. RVD then picks up DDP and whips DDP into the turnbuckle that Tazz is standing at, DDP is in the turnbuckle as RVD runs into the turnbuckle and spears DDP in the turnbuckle, RVD grabs the second rope and rams his shoulder into DDP's stomach multiple times, RVD then does a back flip and runs at DDP again as DDP lifts his feet and kicks RVD in the face. RVD walks away stunned as DDP runs out of the turnbuckle and bulldogs RVD. DDP stomps away at RVD's back on the mat. DDP then picks up RVD and whips RVD into the ropes, RVD comes off the ropes as DDP locks in a sleeper hold on RVD. DDP is trying to put RVD away as the referee grabs RVD's arm and it drops once, the referee lifts RVDs arm for the second time and it falls again, then for the third and final time the referee lifts RVDs arm but RVD holds his arm high and quickly turns himself around to hit a beautiful northern light suplex into a pin on DDP for the 1-2- DDP just gets his arm up in time. DDP is still down on the mat as RVD quickly gets to his feet and runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to do a cart wheel and then a backflip and land right on DDP. RVD then drags DDP over to the turnbuckle as DDP is still down on the mat, as RVD hits a split legged moonsault on DDP for the 1-2- DDP gets his shoulder up again. RVD pounds the mat in anger as DDP gets to his feet but is stunned as RVD hits a hard superkick on DDP, knocking DDP against the ropes and causing him to slump down against the ropes. DDP is in a sitting position against the ropes as Tazz throws RVD a chair and smiles at RVD. RVD steps through the ropes with the chair and climbs to the top rope on the opposite ropes, RVD is on the top rope with the steel chair in his hand as DDP is across the ring from RVD in a sitting position against the ropes. RVD points to himself and says "RVD" and then jumps off the top rope with the steel chair to hit the vanterminator on DDP. DDP slumps to the mat and is unconscious as the crowd chants "RVD!" "RVD!" RVD drags DDP to the middle of the ring and lays the steel chair across his stomach as RVD hops to the top rope and hits the five star frogsplash on DDP for the 1-2- out of nowhere WCW referee Nick Patrick runs down the ramp pulls the referee out of the ring and ddts the referee on the arena floor. The original referee is out cold on the arena floor as RVD is enraged as he gets off of DDP and reaches through the ropes and grabs a hold of Nick Patricks shirt. Suddenly DDP grabs RVD by the tights and rolls up RVD in a school boy with a handful of tights as Nick Patrick quickly makes the count 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Rob Van Dam has been eliminated!
J.R. : Nick Patrick just screwed Rob Van Dam with first taking out the referee and then fast counting that pinfall. But now its down to Tazz for Team ECW and Diamond Dallas Page for Team WCW! Who will finally win, will it be ECW or WCW!!
Tazz steps through the ropes as DDP gets to his feet. Tazz takes one look at Nick Patrick and pulls Patrick against him and belly to back suplexes Nick Patrick up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Nick Patrick is out cold on the arena floor next to the other referee. A Wspam referee runs down to the ring to call the match down the middle. DDP unloads with right hands on Tazz as Tazz retaliates with right hands to DDP of his own. DDP then knees Tazz in the stomach and unloads with forearms to the back of Tazz's head and then grabs Tazz by the arm and locks in an abdominal stretch. Tazz quickly breaks the hold with a hiptoss. DDP pulls himself on the ropes as Tazz runs at DDP to clothesline DDP, but DDP pulls the ropes causing Tazz to go flying up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. DDP then steps through the ropes and onto the apron as Tazz gets to his feet on the arena floor, DDP goes for a double ax handle but Tazz catches him and hits a t-bone suplex on DDP on the arena floor. DDP crawls over to the steel steps as Tazz grabs DDP by the hair and attempts to pull DDP to his feet, but DDP grabs Tazz by his trunks and pulls Tazz foward as Tazz gets pulled face first into the steel steps. Tazz appears to be bleeding from the head as DDP picks Tazz up and slams Tazz's head off the steel steps. DDP then throws Tazz back in the ring and slides under the ropes and back in the ring. DDP picks Tazz up and drapes Tazz over his shoulder as he hits the snake eyes on Tazz. Tazz is stunned as DDP grabs Tazz by the wrist and hits a short clothesline on Tazz. DDP then hits Tazz with an elbow drop on the mat. DDP picks up Tazz and hits s backbreaker on Tazz. DDP then picks Tazz up again looks him in the face and slaps him across the face and then pushes him into the turnbuckle. DDP kicks Tazz right in the stomach multiple times and then chops him across the chest with all his might. DDP then perches Tazz on the top rope and climbs to the second rope and suplexes Tazz off the top rope and onto the mat. DDP picks Tazz up and whips Tazz into the ropes as DDP runs into the opposite ropes, DDP attempts to clothesline Tazz, but Tazz ducks the clothesline and comes off the ropes again as both DDP and Tazz meet in the center of the ring and both clothesline each other to the mat. Tazz and DDP are down in the middle of the ring as neither man is moving as the referee makes the count 1-2-3-4-5-6- DDP begins to move as Tazz is still down. The referee continues The count 7-8- DDP is up to his feet as Tazz gets to his knees. DDP signals for The diamond cutter as he stands behind Tazz who is stunned. Tazz turns around as DDP grabs Tazz by The head and is about to hit The diamond cutter, but Tazz quickly reverses into The tazzmission on DDP. Tazz has got The tazzmission locked in on DDP, but Eric Bischoff runs down The ramp and jumps on The apron. The referee and Bischoff are arguing as DDP is tapping out to The tazzmission. The referee is distracted as Ric Flair comes from The crowd and jumps over The control gate with brass knuckles on his hand. Flair nails Tazz right in The face with The brass knuckles, causing Tazz to break The tazzmission. Tazz falls to The mat as DDP also goes down, Flair drapes DDP's arm across Tazz as Bischoff hops off The apron. The referee turns around sees The pin and makes The count 1-2-3!!
Howard Finkel : Here are your winners Team WCW!!!
Ric Flair, Vader, Booker T, Sting, Diamond Dallas Page, and Eric Bischoff all celebrate as Tazz rolls to The outside of The ring.
J.R. : Team WCW has done it! They have defeated The ECW!
King : And now Paul Heyman fate awaits him! Paul Heyman has got to get in The ring with Eric Bischoff and all of Team WCW for 5 minutes and Bischoff has got a microphone!
Eric Bischoff : We did it!!! We just proved it, what I have been saying all along, that Team WCW is bigger, better, and superior to ECW!!! Take that Paul Heyman and your extreme crappy wrestlers!!! But speaking off Paul Heyman I finally get you in The ring for 5 minutes!!! The 5 minutes that I have been waiting years for!!! It truly is a dream come true to have my WCW men behind me ready to bash your brains in Heyman!! You thought it was funny two weeks ago Paul, when your damn Dudley Boys put me through a flaming table, well tonight its our shot at revenge!! So Paul would you be so kind to meet me and my WCW superstars in The ring for an unforgettable 5 minutes!!!
"This is Extreme" plays and Paul Heyman walks down to The ring alone. Heyman steps through The ropes as Bischoff yells start The clock. A clock pops up counting down The 5 minutes. All of team WCW tackles Heyman to The mat and hold him down as Bischoff stomps away at Heyman. Team WCW then picks Heyman to his knees and hold him in place as Bischoff kicks Heyman in The jaw. Bischoff then yells in Heymans face and smacks him across The face. Out of nowhere The clock disappears and "No Chance In Hell" plays over The loud speaker as The crowd explodes. Team WCW lets go of Heyman and Bischoff looks to The ramp with a stunned look on his face. Vince McMahon walks out on The ramp with a baseball bat in his hand. Vince runs down The ramp and slides in the ring and rapidly swings The bat as all of Team WCW runs out of The ring, Heyman rolls out of The ring. McMahon and Bischoff are left in The ring alone as Vince McMahon backs up and then punches Bischoff right in The jaw, knocking Bischoff out cold. Bischoff is out cold on The mat as Vince grabs The microphone.
Vince McMahon : THE BOSS IS BACK!!!! AND NEXT WEEK WILL BE MY FIRST OFFICIAL WEEK BACK AS CO-OWNER OF THE Wspam AND BISCHOFF NEXT WEEK I HAVE GOT A BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL ROCK PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING TO ITS VERY FOUNDATION!!!!!! ERIC, YOU CROSSED THE REAL BOSS AND FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL IM GONNA SHOW THE WORLD THAT ERIC BISCHOFF HAS NO CHANCE IN HELL AGAINST VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!!!!
J.R. : What a come back by Mr. McMahon!!! Our chairman is finally back!!! And next week will be his first night back as co-owner of The Wspam, what does he have in store for Eric Bischoff!!! Folks be sure to tune in next week and feel The intensity!!!!!
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Post by therealdealbookr on Jul 5, 2006 21:01:36 GMT -5
So far both matches have been great! Woah, a fire in the locker room, now that's weird. My prediction is Kane. The reunion of Right to Censor?! Haven't seen them in a fed in a while. It's Mike Chioda and Dave and Earl HeBner. Wow, Goldust snapped...Hassan was schooled Smoke, drug induced Jannetty! I can't wait till the 12 man elimination tag team match! Great next couple of matches...LMAO, Chyna got hit with a tranqulizer dart. It's costing...Team Canada, match next week sounds great. Paul Bearer, Taker and Kane segment is interesting. Outstanding and very entertaining main event! I don't think Sabu hitting the SSP, would result in EMTs though. Very good storyline building this show. Good show dude.
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Post by ICW on Jul 5, 2006 22:46:36 GMT -5
^I see Real Deal has changed his user name/sig once again. Beautiful. Now onto the show...
I thought the show was great. If their was one thing I would change is the format. I would bold some text so it is a bit easier to read. I always enjoyed this fed so I am looking forward to reading it. You didn't disappoint. A Right To Censor reunion? Ivory and Richards should have some interesting segments in the future. Goldust snapping out is crazy. He beat Hassan then poor Dave Hebner. The storyline with Goldust/Marlena/Dusty is entertaining. The Rockers vs. Conway and Sylvan should be interesitng. Can't wait to see the outcome of the match. Good segment. Great interview with Jim Neidhart. Basically explains why he did what he did to Bret Hart. A Housekeeping match? Very entertaing. The part with Chyna firing the Bazooka at Triple H Sledge Hammer was great. I was rooting for Chyna to win for some reason. Triple H winning is cool though. Rockers vs. La Resistance was great. Rooting for Jannety (don't tell J) to pin Conway. The match was over all great. Wow. Just wow. Awesome main event. I was rooting hard for Team ECW and I cannot believe Team WCW won. To bad for Paul E. WHAT? Vince McMahon! I wonder what the announcment means. My God I can't wait for next weeks show.
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Post by therealdealbookr on Jul 5, 2006 22:49:04 GMT -5
Holy sh*t, right when I read the word beautiful in your name...It said beautiful at the EXACT same time on the TV. Have you seen the Hills Have Eyes? Rent the unrated version, in class movie. ^I see Real Deal has changed his user name/sig once again. Beautiful. Now onto the show... I thought the show was great. If their was one thing I would change is the format. I would bold some text so it is a bit easier to read. I always enjoyed this fed so I am looking forward to reading it. You didn't disappoint. A Right To Censor reunion? Ivory and Richards should have some interesting segments in the future. Goldust snapping out is crazy. He beat Hassan then poor Dave Hebner. The storyline with Goldust/Marlena/Dusty is entertaining. The Rockers vs. Conway and Sylvan should be interesitng. Can't wait to see the outcome of the match. Good segment. Great interview with Jim Neidhart. Basically explains why he did what he did to Bret Hart. A Housekeeping match? Very entertaing. The part with Chyna firing the Bazooka at Triple H Sledge Hammer was great. I was rooting for Chyna to win for some reason. Triple H winning is cool though. Rockers vs. La Resistance was great. Rooting for Jannety (don't tell J) to pin Conway. The match was over all great. Wow. Just wow. Awesome main event. I was rooting hard for Team ECW and I cannot believe Team WCW won. To bad for Paul E. WHAT? Vince McMahon! I wonder what the announcment means. My God I can't wait for next weeks show.
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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 8, 2006 23:47:38 GMT -5
Thanx for the replys guys. Obo I see your show and I will be sure to reply to your ppv when I get a chance, the show appears to be very long and I havent gotten a chance to sit down and reply to the whole thing just yet but when I get a chance I will reply to it like I have replied to many of your other shows Anyhow I will return all replys to those who reply to my show. TOP#1
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Post by cureforthesickness on Jul 10, 2006 20:27:10 GMT -5
I had a full review up, but my power surged and I lost it. I'll just say I really liked the show and I look forward to the next show in your series. Sorry about the short review..
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Post by hulkrulz on Jul 26, 2006 23:33:59 GMT -5
TOP #2, Intensity 14 should be up sometime soon. I will be sure to return all replies.
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