Post by DanCCC on Jun 24, 2006 17:16:19 GMT -5
WWF Darkness #2
Battle Creek, Michigan
Apr 28 2006
(A short movie showing the highlights of the first ever show is shown. Fireworks go off as My Way echoes through the sold out arena)
JR: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, we are here live in Battle Creek for the second ever episode of WWF Darkness, alongside me as always is Paul Heyman.
PH: That’s right, JR and tonight we will witness a huge battle royal for the vacant Intercontinental Title in which all three of my men will participate.
JR: I still can’t believe you’re managing those lowlifes Paul. It’s disgusting.
PH: Oh shut up JR, go listen to some Dolly Parton!!
‘The Game’ hits as Triple H walks out to the ring receiving a mixed reception.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome. Triple H.
Triple H does his usual water spit and climbs into the ring. He grabs the microphone from Tony Chimel and holds it to his mouth. He shakes his head.
HHH: You know something, it’s disgusting. It’s totally disgusting. Last week, ’The King of Kings’ was left off the show. I mean a 10 time former World Champion with the now defunct WWE was not considered for the Main Event. Instead it goes to that ’pretty boy’ Shawn Michaels and ’the people’s sell out’ The Rock. Yeah that was pretty bad but now I have to stand here in front of a Michigan crowd littered with losers and thieves.
(Crowd Boo)
HHH: Boo all you want you know it’s true.
‘One Of A Kind’ blasts through the speakers as the crowd goes wild.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome. Battle Creek’s own. Rob Van Dam.
RVD tags hands with the fans and then poses on the ropes. He jumps into the ring and grabs the mic from HHH.
RVD: Waa, Waa, Waa. I’m the best, I was a 10 time former champion in a different promotion. Well you see the key word there is former. It means no more. You’re just a washed up old has been with a very suspect moustache.
(The Crowd Cheers)
HHH grabs the mic back.
HHH: Rob, you’re hardly one to talk. I mean you were big in ECW but that’s not really hard is it now.
PH: Hey, he’s dissing ECW.
HHH: I mean one of your most loved ‘stars’ as you like to call them is a binge-drinking, chain-smoking loony.
PH: Now he’s dissing Sandman.
RVD: HHH, first you insult my home town and now your insulting the one thing that means more to me than life itself: ECW. I say we settle this in an ECW Rules match here tonight.
HHH: You’re on, jumping bean.
RVD: You don’t stand a chance because your messing with Rob Van Dam (RVD and the crowd chant in unison)
The two stare each other down as the camera goes black and the adverts roll.
(Break)
Intercontinental Title Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal
Booker T vs. Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Charlie Haas vs. Paul Burchill vs. Edge vs. Carlito vs. Goldust.
Five of the eight superstars are in the ring as ‘Just Close Your Eyes’ plays and The Charismatics walk out.
TC: Entering the ring. Representing The Charismatics. Edge, Christian and Carlito.
PH: My boys, no doubt one of them will walk out with the IC Title.
JR: I highly doubt that Paul.
TC: This is an Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal for the Intercontinental Championship. Here are the rules.
There are no disqualifications.
To be eliminated you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor.
Finally, the last man left in the ring will be the winner and the new Intercontinental Champion.
Booker T starts off against Shelton Benjamin. Charlie Haas against Paul Burchill. Edge,Carlito,Christian all go for Goldust. Edge hits some right hands on Goldust and Carlito smacks him in the face. All three men then stomp on Goldust.
JR: All three of your guys working together as a unit Paul.
PH: You’re damn right JR.
Booker T chops Shelton Benjamin and the crowd wooooos. He then power slams Shelton and sets him up for the scissors kick but as he does this Charlie Haas clotheslines him out of the ring.
JR: Shelton’s ex partner saved him there.
Shelton and Charlie then double team Burchill. Charlie holds Burchill on the ropes and Shelton leapfrogs over Haas and lands on Burchill, he then hits the T-Bone Suplex.
PH: Paul Burchill’s out here.
Paul Burchill lies out on the mat as Charlie and Shelton go up against each other. They lock up and both counter each others moves. The crowd cheers. Charlie then runs at Shelton, who ducks and Charlie runs straight over the ropes that Burchill was holding down and falls to the outside.
JR: Haas is eliminated here. Only six left.
The Charismatics are still beating down on Goldust. Edge hits the spear as the assualt continues. Meanwhile Shelton and Burchill talk to each other and seem to have come to an agreement. They both head over to The Charismatics and take Edge and Carlito by surprise when they toss then both over the top rope.
PH: Damn it, come on Christian.
JR: Two of your men out now Paul. Only four left.
Christian is left on his own and his beat down by Benjamin and Burchill. He then low blows Benjamin and sends him over the top rope. Goldust then revives and keeps to the corner on his own. Burchill and Christian battle it out with right hands. Christian then gains the upper hand and suplexes Burchill, he then looks at Goldust and heads straight to him. Goldust performs a baseball slide and then a bulldog. He then props Christian precariously on the turnbuckle and lines him up for Shattered Dreams. While he is taunting, Burchill pushes him out of the ring and superplexes Christian off the turnbuckle.
JR: Only two men left now.
Burchill seems to be in control as he hits a DDT. Then from out of the crowd a masked man runs into the ring and dropkicks him in the back. Christian then delivers the Unprettier and throws Burchill over the top.
JR: Oh my god, I don’t believe it, Paul.
PH: I do JR. I’m gonna go celebrate in the ring.
TC: Here is your winner and new WWF Intercontinental Champion: Christian.
Paul Heyman, Christian and the masked man celebrate in the ring as Carlito and Edge run down from the locker room.
PH: Ladies and Gentlemen. You have witnessed the first of The Charismatics title wins but it wouldn’t have been possible without this man (he gestures to the masked man) Please may I introduce the fourth and final member of The Charismatics (the man removes the mask) Chris Jericho!!!
(The Crowd Boo)
JR: This is hideous, Burchill was going to win the title. I feel sick
(Break)
‘No Chance In Hell’ plays as WWF Chairman, Vince McMahon walks to the ring.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome. Mr McMahon.
Vince: Cut the music. I have two major announcements right here tonight. Firstly, there will be a tournament to crown the new Light Heavyweight champion. Here are the tournament matches:
Paul London vs. Billy Kidman
Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Brian Kendrick
Funaki vs. Chavo Guerrero
Charlie Haas vs. Jeff Hardy
The first of which will take place right after these announcements. The second announcement is one that has plagued my mind for the past week. Is it worth keeping the name WWF as a nod in recognition of all the stuff I achieved with that company? Or should I change the name and signal the beginning of a new era? I’m gonna leave that to you, the fans. For the next couple of weeks you will be able to vote for your favourite name by PMing our representative, WF Member, DanCCC. There will be a choice of four:
1. Keep the name the same.
2. Next Generation Wrestling (NGW)
3. World Revolution Wrestling (WRW)
4. Extreme Wrestling Federation (EWF)
Please vote for your favourite and it will be announced 2 weeks from today. Thank you.
Vince leaves.
(Break)
JR: Welcome back to WWF Darkness and Paul what a decision by Vince to possibly change the name of our company.
PH: Well it’s all change around here, JR. I mean for one, my man Christian is the new IC Champ.
JR: Only thanks to your underhand tactics Paul.
Light Heavyweight Tournament: Round 1 Match.
Paul London vs. Billy Kidman
Paul London’s music plays as he runs out to a massive pop from the crowd.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a round 1 match of the Light Heavyweight Tournament and is scheduled for one fall. In the ring from Austin, Texas. Weighing in at 215 lbs. Paul London.
Billy Kidman’s music hits and he walks out to a cheer.
TC: And his opponent. From Tampa, Florida. Billy Kidman.
The two stand in the middle of the ring and talk trash to each other. Kidman punches London and London returns the favour as the two lock up. London hits a suplex and then a leg drop. He then goes for the pin but gets a two. He whips Kidman into the ropes and goes for the dropkick but Kidman holds onto the ropes as London falls to the floor.
JR: Kidman outsmarted London there.
Kidman picks London up and whips him into the turnbuckle. He chops at London to a massive wooo from the crowd and performs a sunset flip. Kidman goes to the top and goes for a flying axe handle only to receive a dropkick in the face from London.
PH: This time London outsmarts Kidman, JR.
JR: I think Paul London was playing possum there, Paul.
The two men are down as the referee begins to count. He gets to 7 when London gets up. London picks Kidman up and delivers a series of right hands. He then uses and arm drag takedown and applies pressure to Kidman’s arm. The ref asks Kidman if he gives up but Kidman says no. London then breaks the hold then power bombs Kidman to get a 2 count. He gets frustrated and starts stomping on Kidman.
JR: London clearly frustrated here.
London then throws Kidman over the top rope and hits an asai moonsault to the outside.
PH: Both men out here.
JR: I don’t know who’s hurt more Paul?
(Break)
Kidman is now in control as we rejoin Darkness. He performs a Russian leg sweep and then a DDT. He pins London but gets a two. He power slams Kidman and ascends to the top rope. He goes for a Shooting Star Press but London moves out of the way.
JR: Bah Gawd, London moved!
PH: Kidman’s neck may be broken!!
London rolls over Kidman who is out of it. The referee counts 1,2 and Kidman kicked out.
JR: How the hell did Kidman kick out?
Paul London looks very frustrated as he hits a neckbreaker and a flying forearm. Kidman is still very much out of it but slightly aware. London hits a dropkick and a leg drop but Kidman kicks out again at two. London then slaps Kidman and knocks him down with a sharp clothesline. London signals for the top again. He goes for a Shooting Star Press but this time Kidman rolls out of the way.
JR: Both men down here.
All of a sudden Kidman nips up and nails London with an x-factor and heads to the turnbuckle. He hits the Shooting Star Press for the win.
TC: Here is your winner, Billy Kidman.
PH: What an extreme match there. That’s definitely gonna hurt in the morning.
JR: This just shows how much the Light Heavyweight Title means to these two.
(Break)
The camera is focusing outside William Regal’s locker room, as he walks out someone attacks him from behind with a chair. The camera pans up and Chris Benoit is seen striking Regal across the back with a chair. He then locks in the crossface as nearby superstars and officials struggle to separate him. He then brandishes a chair and all the officials and superstars back away. He hits Regal one more time before storming off. The camera follows him to Mr McMahon’s office. He opens the door and looks Vince straight in the eye.
Benoit: Did you see what I just did Vince?
Vince: Well as a matter of fact, Chris. Yes, I did and I also saw what you did last week. You showed absolutely no care and took no remorse in what you did.
Benoit: Do you kn….
Vince: I’m not finished yet, I like what you have demonstrated to me over the past few weeks and at Survival of the Fittest. I’m giving you, your title shot. The Rock vs. Chris Benoit for the WWF Title. How does that sound?
Benoit: It sounds good, it sounds very good. He has a toothy grin as the camera moves out of the room.
Chris Masters vs. Ric Flair
A Wooooooo is heard as Ric Flair confidently struts out to the ring.
TC: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. From Cameron, North Carolina. Ric Flair. Flair steps in between the ropes and removes his traditional robe.
The start of Chris Masters’ entrance is heard as he walks out to the ring. He does his usual pyro and continues walking.
TC: And his opponent. From Los Angeles, California. Chris Masters.
The bell rings as the two lock up in the ring. Flair gains the advantage and gets Masters in a headlock and whips him into the ropes. He knees Masters in the mid section and begins to stomp on him.
JR: Flair in control at the start of the match.
Flair hits two elbow drops. He then gets up and struts around the ring.
Masters gets back to his feet but isn’t quick enough to prevent a clothesline from Flair. Flair then picks Masters up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Flair chops Masters as the crowd wooooo. He then whips him into another turnbuckle but before he can chop Masters fights out. He whips Flair into the ropes and delivers a back body drop and then a swinging neck breaker. He poses to the fans and receives lots of boos. He continues to smack Flair about and delivers a power slam, he covers but gets a two count. He uses a closed fist as he punches Flair in the face. The referee pulls him away and talks to him. Masters nods to the referee and then knocks him out with a forearm.
JR: Masters just took out the ref. Now there’s no rules Paul.
PH: This is gonna be fun, JR.
Masters again poses to the crowd as he receives even bigger boos. Flair then hits the chop block and Masters falls to the mat. Flair then rolls out of the ring and begins to search underneath the ring. He pulls out a chair and brings it into the ring with him. He waits till Masters is up and swings the chair at his face but Masters kicks the chair back into Flair’s face and goes on the assault. He delivers a belly to belly suplex and a power bomb but the referee is still down.
JR: Flair is out but theres no referee.
Masters breaks the pin and goes back to the chair. He jabs it right at Flair’s neck and begins to choke him with it. Flair falls flat to the ground as Masters then locks in the Masterlock. Flair writhes in agony as Masters strengthens the hold.
PH: Here comes another referee, JR. Masters is gonna win.
The ref checks if Flair is out but as he does this Flair swings his heel back and connects with a low blow. Masters immediately lets go and falls to the canvas. Flair then locks in the Figure Four and Masters taps out.
TC: Here is your winner: ‘The Nature Boy’, Ric Flair.
JR: A nice win for Flair here, that’s another to add to his list.
PH: Oh I get it, JR. If Flair cheats to win its ok but when Christian does it isn’t.
As JR begins to answer back Chris Masters voice is head.
Masters: Flair, you wanna cheat to win. Is that right?
JR v/o: As if you didn’t attempt it.
Masters: Well Flair, I challenge you to a rematch. At Survival of the Fittest it will be me, Chris Masters vs. you, Ric Flair in a straight wrestling match and to ensure there is no cheating, there will be two referees assigned to our match. One in the ring and one outside of the ring. So if it so happens that a referee gets ’accidentally taken out’ there will be a second official immediately ready to come and ref our match. Think about it Flair, I want your answer by next week.
(He Leaves)
JR: What the hell is he on about, he was the one that took the ref out in the first place!!
PH: Sure he did , JR were you even watching the same match?
JR: Of course I was Paul. It’s you just being your stubborn old self.
(Break)
Backstage with The Coach
The Coach is shown scratching himself outside The Rock’s locker room, little does he know that The Rock is watching him.
Rock: Who in the blue hell are you, jabroni?
Coach: Well, I’m the Co….
Rock: It doesn’t matter who you are, get the hell out of here.
Rock grabs the microphone off Coach as Coach walks off.
The Rock looks at the camera.
Rock: Chris Benoit, The Rock has seen what you have done over the past few weeks. You severely injured Rey Mysterio and you attacked William Regal but we don’t need to know about that. What matters is your playing the big leagues now. You’re going toe to toe with the Great One at Survival of the Fittest for the richest prize in the business, the WWF Title.
I really can’t wait for our match though Chris. Listen, I even made a prediction. At Survival of the Fittest, The Rock will take his right boot and his left boot, shine ‘em up real good and stick ’em straight up your candy ass. If Ya Smellllll What The Rock Is Cooking.
He raises his eyebrow and leaves.
(Break)
‘Burn Inside My light’ plays as Randy Orton struts arrogantly to the ring as his pyro streams down behind him. He has a huge grin on his face as he poses on top of the ropes. He grabs a mic from ringside and confronts the crowd
Orton: Last week you people recognised perhaps one of the greatest achievements of all time, you see, I, the great Randy Orton finally made Hulk Hogan face the truth, it’s time to retire! (Crowd Boos) Granted I may have done it my way but hey, don’t you just love it when that happens (he grins and laughs) but lets not talk about the past anymore because I’m here to announce that I have a new manager, he is the very man to take me to the next level, he is….. Mr Jim Ross, no, I’m kidding, I don’t want that fat cowboy hanging around with me!
PH: Ha ha, that was a good one.
JR: It sure was Paul.
Orton: May I introduce the ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage.
‘Land Of Hope And Glory’ hit’s the speakers as Randy savage walks out to a huge mixed reception. He walks into the ring and shakes hands with Orton.
Savage: Wow, its sure great to be back and this time I’ll make sure Hogan gets what’s coming to him (Boo) Revenge will be sweet and I will help Randy elevate himself to the top level and become the next WWF Champion.
The two leave in a cocky fashion as the camera fades to an advertisement.
(Break)
Main Event
ECW Rules Match
Triple H vs. Rob Van Dam
‘The Game’ blasts through the arena as Triple H receives a chorus of boos from the hometown fans. He is brandishing a sledgehammer as he walks out.
TC: The following match is an ECW Rules match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. From Greenwich, Connecticut. Weighing in at 265 lbs. Triple H.
HHH does his usual entrance and waits impatiently for his opponent.
‘One of a Kind’ hits the speakers as RVD walks out to his hometown crowd.
TC: And his opponent. From Battle Creek, Michigan (Crowd goes mad). Rob Van Dam.
Triple H places his sledgehammer at ringside as the match gets underway.
The two tie up in the centre of the ring as HHH gains an early advantage over RVD and starts to deliver punches to the face. He then wraps his own legs round RVD’s and exerts pressure.
PH: JR, I think this is gonna be about as technical as we get tonight, I’m sure we’ll se weapons galore!
JR: I’ll have to agree with you there Paul, I’ve seen some ECW matches and they sure weren’t pretty.
HHH picks RVD and lands a vertical suplex, he then uncovers a turnbuckle and throws RVD into it. He pushes RVD’s face into the exposed metal as blood begins to pour from RVD’s forehead. He then hit’s a back suplex and searches under the ring for a weapon. He brings out a trash can and a table. He brings the trash can into the ring whilst he leaves the table outside. He waits for RVD to pick himself up and cracks the can round his head. (Crowd shouts OOOOOOOOO!) HHH then picks RVD up again and delivers a knee drop.
JR: HHH manhandling RVD at the moment.
PH: Yeah, JR not what I expected at all.
HHH goes outside to get the table but as he climbs back into the ring he receives a baseball slide kick from RVD and lands hard on the outside. RVD picks himself up and waits on the turnbuckle and lands a spin kick on a drowsy HHH.
JR: How the hell is RVD able to do this?
RVD then nips up straight away and searches under the ring. He finds a Kendo Stick and delivers a shot right to the back of HHH with it. He goes to the hit HHH on the head but HHH hit’s a low blow and both men lie on the mat, breathing heavily.
(Break)
As we rejoin the action both men are still out but both start to move at the same time. RVD’s face a crimson mass and HHH pouring with sweat. Both men get to their feet and a slugfest breaks out with both men trading blows. HHH then kicks RVD in the gut and goes for the pedigree, RVD flips HHH over his back and hit’s a moonsault. The ref counts a 2 as both men are exhausted. RVD now has the advantage. RVD sets the table up on the outside and puts HHH on it. He jumps on to the turnbuckle and does his signature thumb gestures. He jumps and heads for the table but HHH moves and RVD is sent straight through the wood and to the floor.
PH: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RVD just sacrificed himself, he could be seriously injured.
HHH stirs next to the unconscious RVD and starts to climb to his feet, he notices RVD but shakes his finger as if to say he hasn’t finished yet. HHH pulls yet another table from under the ring and his trusted sledgehammer. He slides into the ring and sets up the table, right in the middle of the ring. He then picks up the damaged trash can and places it near the table.
JR: what kind of sick plan is HHH planning here?
HHH then finds some lighter fluid under the ring and a lighter. He pours lighter fluid all over the table and is about to set fire to it when he receives a spinning heel kick to the back of the neck. RVD has got himself up and is brandishing the sledgehammer, he hits HHH square in the stomach with it and then straight to the head. He then brings a ladder into the ring.
PH: My god a 20ft ladder, what’s RVD planning?
JR: How many dangerous weapons can there possibly be under that ring?
RVD sets up the ladder and the table, he then picks HHH, who is in a groggy state and places the sledgehammer in his hands. He bounces off the ropes and hit’s the Van Terminator which sends the sledgehammer right into HHH’s face.
JR: BAH GAWD, that has to hurt! And he’s not finished yet.
RVD Places HHH onto the table and places the trash can on HHH’s head and climbs the ladder.
PH: RVD 20ft in the air, he’s gonna fly!!
RVD leaps straight off the ladder through HHH and the table as the trash can rebounds of HHH’s head.
JR: GOOD LORD!, HHH COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED!
RVD crawls over HHH and the referee counts 1.………………….2 …………….and HHH kicked out!!!!
PH: I’ve gotta give HHH credit but I don’t know how anyone could have survived that.
RVD stands in shock and wonders what he has to do defeat HHH. He picks up the sledgehammer again and places numerous shots to HHH’s body but then HHH raises his foot and delivers a low blow. RVD falls to the ground clutching his groin as both men lie in a huge pool of blood. Suddenly a fan tosses his chair into the ring from ringside. HHH is again the first up and sets up the chair. He puts RVD between his legs and hit’s a pedigree through the chair. The chair instantly breaks and RVD lays face down, HHH flips him over and pins him as the ref begins the count, 1.…………………………..2.……………………………...................3 and HHH wins it!
TC: Here is your winner, Triple H!
JR: What an amazing match Paul
PH: True, JR, my opinions of HHH have changed a lot but well done to both men!
HHH stands victorious as Darkness goes of the air.
This is my return show, the majority of it was written some time a go, so most of it was written before the return of ECW was announced. Rate, bash, whatever
I'll get replying to other people's shows aswell
Battle Creek, Michigan
Apr 28 2006
(A short movie showing the highlights of the first ever show is shown. Fireworks go off as My Way echoes through the sold out arena)
JR: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, we are here live in Battle Creek for the second ever episode of WWF Darkness, alongside me as always is Paul Heyman.
PH: That’s right, JR and tonight we will witness a huge battle royal for the vacant Intercontinental Title in which all three of my men will participate.
JR: I still can’t believe you’re managing those lowlifes Paul. It’s disgusting.
PH: Oh shut up JR, go listen to some Dolly Parton!!
‘The Game’ hits as Triple H walks out to the ring receiving a mixed reception.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome. Triple H.
Triple H does his usual water spit and climbs into the ring. He grabs the microphone from Tony Chimel and holds it to his mouth. He shakes his head.
HHH: You know something, it’s disgusting. It’s totally disgusting. Last week, ’The King of Kings’ was left off the show. I mean a 10 time former World Champion with the now defunct WWE was not considered for the Main Event. Instead it goes to that ’pretty boy’ Shawn Michaels and ’the people’s sell out’ The Rock. Yeah that was pretty bad but now I have to stand here in front of a Michigan crowd littered with losers and thieves.
(Crowd Boo)
HHH: Boo all you want you know it’s true.
‘One Of A Kind’ blasts through the speakers as the crowd goes wild.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome. Battle Creek’s own. Rob Van Dam.
RVD tags hands with the fans and then poses on the ropes. He jumps into the ring and grabs the mic from HHH.
RVD: Waa, Waa, Waa. I’m the best, I was a 10 time former champion in a different promotion. Well you see the key word there is former. It means no more. You’re just a washed up old has been with a very suspect moustache.
(The Crowd Cheers)
HHH grabs the mic back.
HHH: Rob, you’re hardly one to talk. I mean you were big in ECW but that’s not really hard is it now.
PH: Hey, he’s dissing ECW.
HHH: I mean one of your most loved ‘stars’ as you like to call them is a binge-drinking, chain-smoking loony.
PH: Now he’s dissing Sandman.
RVD: HHH, first you insult my home town and now your insulting the one thing that means more to me than life itself: ECW. I say we settle this in an ECW Rules match here tonight.
HHH: You’re on, jumping bean.
RVD: You don’t stand a chance because your messing with Rob Van Dam (RVD and the crowd chant in unison)
The two stare each other down as the camera goes black and the adverts roll.
(Break)
Intercontinental Title Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal
Booker T vs. Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Charlie Haas vs. Paul Burchill vs. Edge vs. Carlito vs. Goldust.
Five of the eight superstars are in the ring as ‘Just Close Your Eyes’ plays and The Charismatics walk out.
TC: Entering the ring. Representing The Charismatics. Edge, Christian and Carlito.
PH: My boys, no doubt one of them will walk out with the IC Title.
JR: I highly doubt that Paul.
TC: This is an Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal for the Intercontinental Championship. Here are the rules.
There are no disqualifications.
To be eliminated you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor.
Finally, the last man left in the ring will be the winner and the new Intercontinental Champion.
Booker T starts off against Shelton Benjamin. Charlie Haas against Paul Burchill. Edge,Carlito,Christian all go for Goldust. Edge hits some right hands on Goldust and Carlito smacks him in the face. All three men then stomp on Goldust.
JR: All three of your guys working together as a unit Paul.
PH: You’re damn right JR.
Booker T chops Shelton Benjamin and the crowd wooooos. He then power slams Shelton and sets him up for the scissors kick but as he does this Charlie Haas clotheslines him out of the ring.
JR: Shelton’s ex partner saved him there.
Shelton and Charlie then double team Burchill. Charlie holds Burchill on the ropes and Shelton leapfrogs over Haas and lands on Burchill, he then hits the T-Bone Suplex.
PH: Paul Burchill’s out here.
Paul Burchill lies out on the mat as Charlie and Shelton go up against each other. They lock up and both counter each others moves. The crowd cheers. Charlie then runs at Shelton, who ducks and Charlie runs straight over the ropes that Burchill was holding down and falls to the outside.
JR: Haas is eliminated here. Only six left.
The Charismatics are still beating down on Goldust. Edge hits the spear as the assualt continues. Meanwhile Shelton and Burchill talk to each other and seem to have come to an agreement. They both head over to The Charismatics and take Edge and Carlito by surprise when they toss then both over the top rope.
PH: Damn it, come on Christian.
JR: Two of your men out now Paul. Only four left.
Christian is left on his own and his beat down by Benjamin and Burchill. He then low blows Benjamin and sends him over the top rope. Goldust then revives and keeps to the corner on his own. Burchill and Christian battle it out with right hands. Christian then gains the upper hand and suplexes Burchill, he then looks at Goldust and heads straight to him. Goldust performs a baseball slide and then a bulldog. He then props Christian precariously on the turnbuckle and lines him up for Shattered Dreams. While he is taunting, Burchill pushes him out of the ring and superplexes Christian off the turnbuckle.
JR: Only two men left now.
Burchill seems to be in control as he hits a DDT. Then from out of the crowd a masked man runs into the ring and dropkicks him in the back. Christian then delivers the Unprettier and throws Burchill over the top.
JR: Oh my god, I don’t believe it, Paul.
PH: I do JR. I’m gonna go celebrate in the ring.
TC: Here is your winner and new WWF Intercontinental Champion: Christian.
Paul Heyman, Christian and the masked man celebrate in the ring as Carlito and Edge run down from the locker room.
PH: Ladies and Gentlemen. You have witnessed the first of The Charismatics title wins but it wouldn’t have been possible without this man (he gestures to the masked man) Please may I introduce the fourth and final member of The Charismatics (the man removes the mask) Chris Jericho!!!
(The Crowd Boo)
JR: This is hideous, Burchill was going to win the title. I feel sick
(Break)
‘No Chance In Hell’ plays as WWF Chairman, Vince McMahon walks to the ring.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome. Mr McMahon.
Vince: Cut the music. I have two major announcements right here tonight. Firstly, there will be a tournament to crown the new Light Heavyweight champion. Here are the tournament matches:
Paul London vs. Billy Kidman
Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Brian Kendrick
Funaki vs. Chavo Guerrero
Charlie Haas vs. Jeff Hardy
The first of which will take place right after these announcements. The second announcement is one that has plagued my mind for the past week. Is it worth keeping the name WWF as a nod in recognition of all the stuff I achieved with that company? Or should I change the name and signal the beginning of a new era? I’m gonna leave that to you, the fans. For the next couple of weeks you will be able to vote for your favourite name by PMing our representative, WF Member, DanCCC. There will be a choice of four:
1. Keep the name the same.
2. Next Generation Wrestling (NGW)
3. World Revolution Wrestling (WRW)
4. Extreme Wrestling Federation (EWF)
Please vote for your favourite and it will be announced 2 weeks from today. Thank you.
Vince leaves.
(Break)
JR: Welcome back to WWF Darkness and Paul what a decision by Vince to possibly change the name of our company.
PH: Well it’s all change around here, JR. I mean for one, my man Christian is the new IC Champ.
JR: Only thanks to your underhand tactics Paul.
Light Heavyweight Tournament: Round 1 Match.
Paul London vs. Billy Kidman
Paul London’s music plays as he runs out to a massive pop from the crowd.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a round 1 match of the Light Heavyweight Tournament and is scheduled for one fall. In the ring from Austin, Texas. Weighing in at 215 lbs. Paul London.
Billy Kidman’s music hits and he walks out to a cheer.
TC: And his opponent. From Tampa, Florida. Billy Kidman.
The two stand in the middle of the ring and talk trash to each other. Kidman punches London and London returns the favour as the two lock up. London hits a suplex and then a leg drop. He then goes for the pin but gets a two. He whips Kidman into the ropes and goes for the dropkick but Kidman holds onto the ropes as London falls to the floor.
JR: Kidman outsmarted London there.
Kidman picks London up and whips him into the turnbuckle. He chops at London to a massive wooo from the crowd and performs a sunset flip. Kidman goes to the top and goes for a flying axe handle only to receive a dropkick in the face from London.
PH: This time London outsmarts Kidman, JR.
JR: I think Paul London was playing possum there, Paul.
The two men are down as the referee begins to count. He gets to 7 when London gets up. London picks Kidman up and delivers a series of right hands. He then uses and arm drag takedown and applies pressure to Kidman’s arm. The ref asks Kidman if he gives up but Kidman says no. London then breaks the hold then power bombs Kidman to get a 2 count. He gets frustrated and starts stomping on Kidman.
JR: London clearly frustrated here.
London then throws Kidman over the top rope and hits an asai moonsault to the outside.
PH: Both men out here.
JR: I don’t know who’s hurt more Paul?
(Break)
Kidman is now in control as we rejoin Darkness. He performs a Russian leg sweep and then a DDT. He pins London but gets a two. He power slams Kidman and ascends to the top rope. He goes for a Shooting Star Press but London moves out of the way.
JR: Bah Gawd, London moved!
PH: Kidman’s neck may be broken!!
London rolls over Kidman who is out of it. The referee counts 1,2 and Kidman kicked out.
JR: How the hell did Kidman kick out?
Paul London looks very frustrated as he hits a neckbreaker and a flying forearm. Kidman is still very much out of it but slightly aware. London hits a dropkick and a leg drop but Kidman kicks out again at two. London then slaps Kidman and knocks him down with a sharp clothesline. London signals for the top again. He goes for a Shooting Star Press but this time Kidman rolls out of the way.
JR: Both men down here.
All of a sudden Kidman nips up and nails London with an x-factor and heads to the turnbuckle. He hits the Shooting Star Press for the win.
TC: Here is your winner, Billy Kidman.
PH: What an extreme match there. That’s definitely gonna hurt in the morning.
JR: This just shows how much the Light Heavyweight Title means to these two.
(Break)
The camera is focusing outside William Regal’s locker room, as he walks out someone attacks him from behind with a chair. The camera pans up and Chris Benoit is seen striking Regal across the back with a chair. He then locks in the crossface as nearby superstars and officials struggle to separate him. He then brandishes a chair and all the officials and superstars back away. He hits Regal one more time before storming off. The camera follows him to Mr McMahon’s office. He opens the door and looks Vince straight in the eye.
Benoit: Did you see what I just did Vince?
Vince: Well as a matter of fact, Chris. Yes, I did and I also saw what you did last week. You showed absolutely no care and took no remorse in what you did.
Benoit: Do you kn….
Vince: I’m not finished yet, I like what you have demonstrated to me over the past few weeks and at Survival of the Fittest. I’m giving you, your title shot. The Rock vs. Chris Benoit for the WWF Title. How does that sound?
Benoit: It sounds good, it sounds very good. He has a toothy grin as the camera moves out of the room.
Chris Masters vs. Ric Flair
A Wooooooo is heard as Ric Flair confidently struts out to the ring.
TC: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. From Cameron, North Carolina. Ric Flair. Flair steps in between the ropes and removes his traditional robe.
The start of Chris Masters’ entrance is heard as he walks out to the ring. He does his usual pyro and continues walking.
TC: And his opponent. From Los Angeles, California. Chris Masters.
The bell rings as the two lock up in the ring. Flair gains the advantage and gets Masters in a headlock and whips him into the ropes. He knees Masters in the mid section and begins to stomp on him.
JR: Flair in control at the start of the match.
Flair hits two elbow drops. He then gets up and struts around the ring.
Masters gets back to his feet but isn’t quick enough to prevent a clothesline from Flair. Flair then picks Masters up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Flair chops Masters as the crowd wooooo. He then whips him into another turnbuckle but before he can chop Masters fights out. He whips Flair into the ropes and delivers a back body drop and then a swinging neck breaker. He poses to the fans and receives lots of boos. He continues to smack Flair about and delivers a power slam, he covers but gets a two count. He uses a closed fist as he punches Flair in the face. The referee pulls him away and talks to him. Masters nods to the referee and then knocks him out with a forearm.
JR: Masters just took out the ref. Now there’s no rules Paul.
PH: This is gonna be fun, JR.
Masters again poses to the crowd as he receives even bigger boos. Flair then hits the chop block and Masters falls to the mat. Flair then rolls out of the ring and begins to search underneath the ring. He pulls out a chair and brings it into the ring with him. He waits till Masters is up and swings the chair at his face but Masters kicks the chair back into Flair’s face and goes on the assault. He delivers a belly to belly suplex and a power bomb but the referee is still down.
JR: Flair is out but theres no referee.
Masters breaks the pin and goes back to the chair. He jabs it right at Flair’s neck and begins to choke him with it. Flair falls flat to the ground as Masters then locks in the Masterlock. Flair writhes in agony as Masters strengthens the hold.
PH: Here comes another referee, JR. Masters is gonna win.
The ref checks if Flair is out but as he does this Flair swings his heel back and connects with a low blow. Masters immediately lets go and falls to the canvas. Flair then locks in the Figure Four and Masters taps out.
TC: Here is your winner: ‘The Nature Boy’, Ric Flair.
JR: A nice win for Flair here, that’s another to add to his list.
PH: Oh I get it, JR. If Flair cheats to win its ok but when Christian does it isn’t.
As JR begins to answer back Chris Masters voice is head.
Masters: Flair, you wanna cheat to win. Is that right?
JR v/o: As if you didn’t attempt it.
Masters: Well Flair, I challenge you to a rematch. At Survival of the Fittest it will be me, Chris Masters vs. you, Ric Flair in a straight wrestling match and to ensure there is no cheating, there will be two referees assigned to our match. One in the ring and one outside of the ring. So if it so happens that a referee gets ’accidentally taken out’ there will be a second official immediately ready to come and ref our match. Think about it Flair, I want your answer by next week.
(He Leaves)
JR: What the hell is he on about, he was the one that took the ref out in the first place!!
PH: Sure he did , JR were you even watching the same match?
JR: Of course I was Paul. It’s you just being your stubborn old self.
(Break)
Backstage with The Coach
The Coach is shown scratching himself outside The Rock’s locker room, little does he know that The Rock is watching him.
Rock: Who in the blue hell are you, jabroni?
Coach: Well, I’m the Co….
Rock: It doesn’t matter who you are, get the hell out of here.
Rock grabs the microphone off Coach as Coach walks off.
The Rock looks at the camera.
Rock: Chris Benoit, The Rock has seen what you have done over the past few weeks. You severely injured Rey Mysterio and you attacked William Regal but we don’t need to know about that. What matters is your playing the big leagues now. You’re going toe to toe with the Great One at Survival of the Fittest for the richest prize in the business, the WWF Title.
I really can’t wait for our match though Chris. Listen, I even made a prediction. At Survival of the Fittest, The Rock will take his right boot and his left boot, shine ‘em up real good and stick ’em straight up your candy ass. If Ya Smellllll What The Rock Is Cooking.
He raises his eyebrow and leaves.
(Break)
‘Burn Inside My light’ plays as Randy Orton struts arrogantly to the ring as his pyro streams down behind him. He has a huge grin on his face as he poses on top of the ropes. He grabs a mic from ringside and confronts the crowd
Orton: Last week you people recognised perhaps one of the greatest achievements of all time, you see, I, the great Randy Orton finally made Hulk Hogan face the truth, it’s time to retire! (Crowd Boos) Granted I may have done it my way but hey, don’t you just love it when that happens (he grins and laughs) but lets not talk about the past anymore because I’m here to announce that I have a new manager, he is the very man to take me to the next level, he is….. Mr Jim Ross, no, I’m kidding, I don’t want that fat cowboy hanging around with me!
PH: Ha ha, that was a good one.
JR: It sure was Paul.
Orton: May I introduce the ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage.
‘Land Of Hope And Glory’ hit’s the speakers as Randy savage walks out to a huge mixed reception. He walks into the ring and shakes hands with Orton.
Savage: Wow, its sure great to be back and this time I’ll make sure Hogan gets what’s coming to him (Boo) Revenge will be sweet and I will help Randy elevate himself to the top level and become the next WWF Champion.
The two leave in a cocky fashion as the camera fades to an advertisement.
(Break)
Main Event
ECW Rules Match
Triple H vs. Rob Van Dam
‘The Game’ blasts through the arena as Triple H receives a chorus of boos from the hometown fans. He is brandishing a sledgehammer as he walks out.
TC: The following match is an ECW Rules match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. From Greenwich, Connecticut. Weighing in at 265 lbs. Triple H.
HHH does his usual entrance and waits impatiently for his opponent.
‘One of a Kind’ hits the speakers as RVD walks out to his hometown crowd.
TC: And his opponent. From Battle Creek, Michigan (Crowd goes mad). Rob Van Dam.
Triple H places his sledgehammer at ringside as the match gets underway.
The two tie up in the centre of the ring as HHH gains an early advantage over RVD and starts to deliver punches to the face. He then wraps his own legs round RVD’s and exerts pressure.
PH: JR, I think this is gonna be about as technical as we get tonight, I’m sure we’ll se weapons galore!
JR: I’ll have to agree with you there Paul, I’ve seen some ECW matches and they sure weren’t pretty.
HHH picks RVD and lands a vertical suplex, he then uncovers a turnbuckle and throws RVD into it. He pushes RVD’s face into the exposed metal as blood begins to pour from RVD’s forehead. He then hit’s a back suplex and searches under the ring for a weapon. He brings out a trash can and a table. He brings the trash can into the ring whilst he leaves the table outside. He waits for RVD to pick himself up and cracks the can round his head. (Crowd shouts OOOOOOOOO!) HHH then picks RVD up again and delivers a knee drop.
JR: HHH manhandling RVD at the moment.
PH: Yeah, JR not what I expected at all.
HHH goes outside to get the table but as he climbs back into the ring he receives a baseball slide kick from RVD and lands hard on the outside. RVD picks himself up and waits on the turnbuckle and lands a spin kick on a drowsy HHH.
JR: How the hell is RVD able to do this?
RVD then nips up straight away and searches under the ring. He finds a Kendo Stick and delivers a shot right to the back of HHH with it. He goes to the hit HHH on the head but HHH hit’s a low blow and both men lie on the mat, breathing heavily.
(Break)
As we rejoin the action both men are still out but both start to move at the same time. RVD’s face a crimson mass and HHH pouring with sweat. Both men get to their feet and a slugfest breaks out with both men trading blows. HHH then kicks RVD in the gut and goes for the pedigree, RVD flips HHH over his back and hit’s a moonsault. The ref counts a 2 as both men are exhausted. RVD now has the advantage. RVD sets the table up on the outside and puts HHH on it. He jumps on to the turnbuckle and does his signature thumb gestures. He jumps and heads for the table but HHH moves and RVD is sent straight through the wood and to the floor.
PH: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RVD just sacrificed himself, he could be seriously injured.
HHH stirs next to the unconscious RVD and starts to climb to his feet, he notices RVD but shakes his finger as if to say he hasn’t finished yet. HHH pulls yet another table from under the ring and his trusted sledgehammer. He slides into the ring and sets up the table, right in the middle of the ring. He then picks up the damaged trash can and places it near the table.
JR: what kind of sick plan is HHH planning here?
HHH then finds some lighter fluid under the ring and a lighter. He pours lighter fluid all over the table and is about to set fire to it when he receives a spinning heel kick to the back of the neck. RVD has got himself up and is brandishing the sledgehammer, he hits HHH square in the stomach with it and then straight to the head. He then brings a ladder into the ring.
PH: My god a 20ft ladder, what’s RVD planning?
JR: How many dangerous weapons can there possibly be under that ring?
RVD sets up the ladder and the table, he then picks HHH, who is in a groggy state and places the sledgehammer in his hands. He bounces off the ropes and hit’s the Van Terminator which sends the sledgehammer right into HHH’s face.
JR: BAH GAWD, that has to hurt! And he’s not finished yet.
RVD Places HHH onto the table and places the trash can on HHH’s head and climbs the ladder.
PH: RVD 20ft in the air, he’s gonna fly!!
RVD leaps straight off the ladder through HHH and the table as the trash can rebounds of HHH’s head.
JR: GOOD LORD!, HHH COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED!
RVD crawls over HHH and the referee counts 1.………………….2 …………….and HHH kicked out!!!!
PH: I’ve gotta give HHH credit but I don’t know how anyone could have survived that.
RVD stands in shock and wonders what he has to do defeat HHH. He picks up the sledgehammer again and places numerous shots to HHH’s body but then HHH raises his foot and delivers a low blow. RVD falls to the ground clutching his groin as both men lie in a huge pool of blood. Suddenly a fan tosses his chair into the ring from ringside. HHH is again the first up and sets up the chair. He puts RVD between his legs and hit’s a pedigree through the chair. The chair instantly breaks and RVD lays face down, HHH flips him over and pins him as the ref begins the count, 1.…………………………..2.……………………………...................3 and HHH wins it!
TC: Here is your winner, Triple H!
JR: What an amazing match Paul
PH: True, JR, my opinions of HHH have changed a lot but well done to both men!
HHH stands victorious as Darkness goes of the air.
This is my return show, the majority of it was written some time a go, so most of it was written before the return of ECW was announced. Rate, bash, whatever
I'll get replying to other people's shows aswell
