Saturday Night's Main Event Results: 6/3/06

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Hi folks. This is my fed, Saturday Night's Main Event. We've just come off of a big PPV, Rumble In The Jungle, so check it out.

Saturday Night's Main Event!

Live From: US Airways Center, Phoenix, Arizona[/color]


As Saturday Night’s Main Event opens, “Stupify” by Disturbed blares out over the P.A. system. As the camera pans around the sea of fans, the excitement can be felt all around. The camera finally pans over to the stage where a huge red, white, and blue pyros explode into the air. The smoke from the pyros begins to linger through the air and the camera goes over to the announce table at ringside with Joey Styles and Austin Owens standing by.

Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen here we are at Saturday Night's Main Event. We're coming to you live right off the tail of Rumble In The Jungle.

Owens: Styles, what a night it was. Three new champions were crowned. Intercontinental Champion, Sting, Rising Star Champion, Batista, and World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho.

Styles: These three men fought their hearts out at Rumble In The Jungle folks and it payed off for them. They are now all three champions.

Owens: Now that all of that is over we've got another night full of action, so stay tuned folks.

The camera shifts over to the ring, where Shawn Michaels and Triple H, the members of D-Generation X are standing.

Shawn Michaels: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a very special surprise for you tonight. We had a third member of DX! This man is a killer. He’s beaten some of the most legendary men in this business. H is an amazing athlete. He is the winner of Paul Heyman’s Hardcore Cup Tournament. He is Randy Orton!

Mercy Drive’s “Burn in My Light” rumbles through the arena, as Randy Orton steps out into the arena, wearing a DX shirt and blue jeans. He holds a microphone and spares the theatrics as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring, where he raises his arms, Triple H and Shawn Michaels showcasing their new blood.

Randy Orton: There are two ways to live life. You can be a loser or a winner. I’m a winner, and I knew that joining Triple H and Shawn Michaels would continue that. We are going to take over SNME whether you like it or not!

With this, a bass plays a familiar drop of a fifth, and Kurt Elling’s “Tanya Jean” begins playing. Ryan Beyer emerges on the stage, donning his usual suit, and is followed by Sting, in his overcoat, and Batista, in a black suit. Beyer stands at the top of the ramp as his music fades his colleagues on his left and right behind him.

Ryan Beyer: D-Generation X. You guys do realize what you’re getting yourselves into, right? I have two dominant superstars at my left and right, not to mention the entire locker room that will be ready to defend SNME against the likes of you at a single word. You’ll never win, I’ll die before it happens.

Shawn Michaels: Beyer, I don’t think you realize. We are the best in this business, and if you don’t like that. . .

Randy Orton: We’ve got two words for you. . .

Triple H: SUCK IT!

The three members of DX give the men on the stage a series of crotch chops, as their music plays, and the show fades to the Afflack commercial. Ryan Beyer appears on the screen, shooting the duck. He shoots it many more times for good measure, all in the throat, making sure it will never make another sound ever.[/center]

Money In The Bank Qualifier - The Winner Advances To Money In The Bank At SeVen Deadly Sins
-VS-
Trevor Murdoch -VS- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Murdoch waits in the ring as SNME returns from commercial. Stone Cold’s music screams at the crowd, but, waiting, they see no . He slides in from behind Murdoch and attacks him from behind, a flurry of punches taking Trevor down.

After Murdoch throws him off and recovers, Trevor stands, and the two have a stare-off before turning away from each other. Steve Austin knocks Trevor Murdoch back with a right. Trevor Murdoch returns the favor. Steve Austin nails Murdoch again. Trevor hits Steve Austin in the face with one of his own. Trevor Murdoch fires back with rights and lefts. He tries to irish whip Austin, but Chris reverses it. Steve Austin tries to hit a clothesline, Trevor Murdoch ducks it, bounces off the ropes and hits a high knee. Steve Austin goes down. Trevor Murdoch takes advantage and pummels Steve Austin to the mat. Trevor Murdoch stops after a few shots, Steve Austin staggers to his feet. Trevor Murdoch grabs him by the head but Steve Austin reverses it catching Trevor Murdoch in the gut with a heavy right. Trevor Murdoch backs off as Steve Austin unloads on him. Steve Austin gives Trevor Murdoch a press slam. He taunts him with a pose and Trevor Murdoch backs off looking pissed as ever. Trevor Murdoch points his finger at Steve Austin, Trevor Murdoch charges towards him. Steve Austin catches him with a hiptoss. He gets up and receives another. Trevor Murdoch slowly gets off the mat to receive nothing other than another hiptoss. Trevor Murdoch leans against the ropes and Steve Austin takes him out with a clothesline. Murdoch falls and trips on the outside as Steve Austin smirks in the ring, arrogant and cocky. Trevor Murdoch looks at Steve Austin, his eyes fixated on his. He grabs the 2nd rope and gets back into the ring before the count of 4. Steve Austin attempts to grab Trevor Murdoch, when Trevor Murdoch shows an aggressive tactic grabbing Steve Austin by the throat. Trevor Murdoch takes Steve Austin down to the canvas and chokes the life out of him. Trevor Murdoch punches on Steve Austin some more. He brings him to his feet and nails a suplex. Trevor Murdoch runs against the ropes and nails a dropping knee lift to the forehead of Steve Austin. He goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Trevor Murdoch runs Steve Austin into the corner. Trevor Murdoch charges towards Steve Austin attempting a clothesline, Steve Austin gets his shoulder up and Trevor Murdoch gets knocked right in the mouth. Trevor Murdoch spits up a tiny bit of blood. Steve Austin picks up Trevor Murdoch and leans him into the corner. Steve Austin gets into a stance and repeatedly rams his shoulder into Trevor Murdoch's gut. Steve Austin suplexes Trevor Murdoch out of the corner onto the mat. He goes for the pin. 1, 2. Trevor Murdoch kicks out. Steve Austin pulls Trevor Murdoch by the hair. Trevor Murdoch screams in pain as he complains to the referee. The referee immediately tells Steve Austin to lay off, and Steve Austin argues with the referee that he didn't grab Trevor Murdoch by the hair. Meanwhile, Trevor Murdoch is on his knees. Steve Austin brushes the referee of and turns his attentions back towards Trevor Murdoch. Trevor Murdoch low blows Steve Austin, and the referee tells Trevor Murdoch, he will disqualify him if he pulls a stunt like that again. Trevor Murdoch begins stomping away at Steve Austin. The crowd is not liking either of the two. Steve Austin and Trevor Murdoch continue to get booed or if anything a cheer or two from about 100 of the 10,000 fans in attendance.

Murdoch lifts Stone Cold to his feet, then whips him into the corner. Murdoch sits Austin on the top rope, then steps out onto the apron, climbing the turnbuckle behind Austin. After careful positioning, Trevor grabs Austin’s head, diving down, and slams it into the ground with a bulldog. He rolls Steve Austin over and goes for the pin, one. . . two. . .three.

Winner: Trevor Murdoch

Murdoch begins to make his way to the back as SNME goes to commercial

Debut Match
-VS-
Muhammad Hassan -VS- Shelton Benjamin

"Ain't No Stoppin' me, NO!" Is blasted over the PA system to mark the arrival of Shelton Benjamin. He bursts out from behind the curtain and stands atop the stage. He quickly walks from one side of the stage to the other, rallying the fans behind him. After a short pause, he makes his way to the ring. Benjamin high-fives countless fans before reaching the squared circle. Just as he slid under the ropes, the familiar Arabian theme music of Muhammed Hassan cuts out Shelton's theme. Hassan slowly makes his way to the top of the ramp, and looks into the crowd with digust. The fans are booing loudly, as Hassan glares at the front row with hatred in his eyes. He spits of the floor and slides under the ropes. Hassan and Benjamin stare down in the ring as the bell is rung. Shelton Bejamin is patiently waiting for Muhammed to make the first move, and he does. Hassan attempts to floor Benjamin with a quick right hand, but Shelton was ready for it. Shelton grabbed Hassan's hand and twisted his wrist, before sending him off the ropes. Hassan came running back, right into a stiff clothesline from Benjamin, who attempted to lock in a chinlock on his downed opponent. But Muhammed saw it coming, and rolled out of the way. Benjamin went for another clothesline, but Hassan ducked it and dropkicked Shelton to the outside of the ring. Benjamin's body hit the mats outside the ring with a sick thud. Hassan smiled at his downed opponent, and raised his hands into the air, as if it was a gesture to the gods. While Hassan had himself distracted with his taunt, Benjamin slid back into the ring and kicked his opponent right in the gut. Hassan bent over and grabbed his now aching stomach, and Shelton locked in a side headlock. He cranked it a few times, before Muhammed whipped him into the ropes, only to be shoulderblocked. Benjamin watched his downed opponent and ran into the ropes again, but Hassan rolled out of the way. Expecting that Hassan would attempt a dropkick, Benjamin ducked, but Hassan was too smart for that. He lifted his boot, and Shelton ran right into it. Muhammed stomped his downed opponent repeatedly before going for the cover. 1...2... Kickout! Hassan slapped his hands, telling the ref that it was a three count. While Muhammed argued with the referee, Benjamin rose to his feet and nailed his distracted opponent with a picture perfect neckbreaker. Shelton picked up Hassan and whipped him into the corner, setting him up for a Stinger Splash. Benjamin looked into the crowd, ands nodded his head, before launching himself across the ring. But he had taken too much time identifying with the crowd, and Muhammed was able to get the boot up, and struck Shelton right in the face. Muhammed followed the staggering Benjamin into the middle of the ring before clothelining him in the back of the head, sending him to the ground. Hassan stomped on Shelton and climbed to the top rope. Muhammed stalled, waiting for Benjamin to reach his feet before jumping. But Shelton had seen it coming, and nailed Hassan with a T-Bone Exploder! He went for the quick pinfall- 1....2....No! Muhammed was barely able to get his shoulder up before the three count. Shelton couldn' beleive it. He picked up his winded opponent, and threw him into the corner again. The referee was checking with Hassan to make sure he was ok, while Benjamin went for another Stinger Splash. But the quick-thinking Hassan pulled the referee in front of him, and Shelton came crashing down on the referee. Muhammed was not injured, as the ref took the blow, and grabbed a steel chair while Shelton checked on the ref. Hassan slid back into the ring and nailed Benjamin in the back of the head with the chair, and tossed the evidence away. Hassan went for the cover as the referee regained his berrings. 1.....2......He kicked out! Shelton had just gotten the shoulder up before the referee's hand came down. The frustrated Muhammed attempted to whip Shelton into the corner, but it was reversed. Shelton went for another Stinger Splash, but Hassan moved. Benjamin crashed down on the steel turnbuckle, and Hassan rolled up Benjamin, placing his feet on the ropes for extra leverage. 1.....2.....3! The match is over, and Muhammed Hassan has pulled out the victory!

Winner: Muhammad Hassan

Singles Match
-VS-
CM Punk -VS- Carlito Caribbean "Cool"

As the fans wait impatiently for the next match up, the lights suddenly dim. A spot light shines over the entrance way and the music of CM Punk blares through the P.A. system. The fans quickly raise to their feet as Punk makes his way through the curtain. He raises both arms and places them in an "X" formation across his chest. The fans do the same and CM Punk begins to smile. He then raises both arms and takes off running towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and climbs the turnbuckle. He does the pose once more but all the cheers and screams are interupted by a sudden spitting noise.

"Cool" begins to play and Carlito Caribbean "Cool" slings open the black curtain. He walks with a smooth stride and smirks at the sea of fans who are booing him. He tosses the apple up and catches it every time as he makes his way down the ramp. Before he can get to the ring CM Punk slides out and begins to swing away at Carlito.

Without thinking Carlito lifts Punk and up and runs towards the barricades. He collides and Punk yells with pain. Carlito drops him and Punk falls to the ground. With a look of anger in his eyes Carlito begins to stomp Punk against the barricades. The referee quickly slides out of the ring and pulls Carlito away. He demands that Carlito get in the ring and he listens. Carlito bounces off the ropes a few times as he waits CM Punk to enter the ring. The ref helps him up and with a look of rage in his eyes he slides into the ring. He heads straight for Carlito. The two collide and Punk charges him into the corner. Punk swings and swings away as Carlito gets the wind knocked out of him.

The referee separates the two once again and calls for the bell to start the match. Holding his ribs Carlito begins to circle CM Punk. The two suddenly lock up and a battle of power begins. Both men try with all they've got to shove the other down but both men cancel eachother out. They finally break the hold and Carlito locks Punk in a side head lock. Punk pushes him off and Carlito bounces off the ropes. He fires back with a flying forearm and Punk goes down. Carlito dives on top of him and begins to pound away at Punks head. Punk tries to cover his face but it is no use. Carlito's punches break through and hit him all over the face. The ref snatches Carlito off and he has a smirk across his face.

Carlito goes to the other side of the ring and begins to taunt the crowd. They boo him and he spits at them. He acts like he is about to go over to them, but Punk clobbers him from behind with a forearm smash. Carlito falls against the ropes and CM Punk grabs him by the arm. He pulls Carlito up and sends him flying across the ring. He bounces of the ropes and comes back with more momentum. Punk tries to close line him but Carlito ducks it and fires back with a stiff drop kick. Punk goes flying into the corner back first and Carlito immediately goes after him. He begins hammering away at Punk's abdomen and then rams his shoulder into them. Punk is gasping for air as Carlito sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Carlito smirks at the crowd and attempts a DDT off the top rope. Punk blocks it and suddenly hits Carlito with a Pepsi Plunge. Both men come crashing to the ground and Punk quickly goes for the cover. 1...2....kickout!!!

Carlito kicks out and Punk quickly jumps up. Both men stand before eachother and Punk attempts to kick Carlito. He catches it and spins Punk around. He then hits Punk with a bone breaking back cracker. Punk screams in pain as Carlito looks on in delight. He then takes hold of Punk's neck and sits on his back. He looks on with a smirk and begins to tug on Punk's neck. Punk looks to be in tremendous pain and the ref asks him if he'd like to give up. Punk shakes his head no and continues to try and fight the pain.

Carlito still has it locked in and Punk looks as if he is about to pass out. Showing just the tinyest bit of mercy Carlito releases the hold. He then looks as if he is gonna allow Punk some time to recover, but he smiles and begins to stomp away at CM Punk. Not being able to take the pain Punk rolls out of the ring. He falls to the ground and takes a few deep breathes. With what he has left inside him he makes it to his feet. He looks up intot he ring and sets his sights on Carlito who is smiling with delight. Punk suddenly grabs Carlito by the feet and jerks him to the mat. He then violently snatches Carlito out of the ring causing him to hit his head on the steps.

Carlito is out of it and Punk pulls him up by the hair. He then sends Carlito flying and he hits head first into the barricades. As Carlito lay there, he holds his head. CM Punk does his pose and the fans begin to cheer. He pulls Carlito up and lays him across the top of the barricade. He then climbs the ring steps and goes onto the ring apron. He raises his arm and dives off the apron. He connects with a leg drop and smashes Carlito's head on the thick metal. Carlito rolls off the barricade as Punk begins to stand up. As Carlito sits there among the crowd he begins to bleed. His blood spills out on the floor as Punk pulls him up. He drags him over the barricade and tosses him in the ring.

Punk stands over Carlito and picks him up. He takes him to the corner and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. He sets him up for the Pepsi Plunge. Before going for it he does his "X" pose once more getting the audience stirred up. He is about to go for it but Carlito reverses it. He leaps over CM Punk and drives him to the mat with a power bomb. He quickly rolls him up and grabs the tights without the referee seeing. The ref then quickly counts the 1...2...3!!!

Winner: Carlito Caribbean "Cool"

In the ring, CM Punk is panting after that hard fought match when “When I Was A Little Girl” by Billy Talent begins to play over the speakers. CM looks around, bewildered as Jay Hargreves rises up from the stage in a ring of fire. He takes off his sunglasses and lets his pony tail hang lose. E drops his leather trenchcoat and walks to the ring, looking for a fight. From behind CM Punk though comes Paul Heyman, with a chair! The Evil Genius levels CM Punk with a hard shot to the back! Jay rushes to ringside, and jumps onto the top rope. Paul Heyman turns Punk over and places the chair on his chest. SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! The crowd are jeering, as the music stops and Paul Heyman grabs a microphone

HEYMAN: And there it is…the second master-plan I’ve had in SNME, and as good as the first. May I present to you, the Prodigal Son, Jay Hargreves

Jay turns and smirks at the crowd, to boos

HEYMAN: Oh, you may boo, but let me tell you something. Remember over a month ago, I issued an open invitation to any young superstar in SNME, who I promised to elevate to superstardom. Well you see, I got a few offers but they were terrible. That was until Jay here came to me. He told me all about the time when he was in NHBWO, and was fired for having a nearly career-threatening injury, similar to what our current co-owner Shawn Michaels had. However, unlike our co-owner, Jay got better a hell of a lot quicker. He told me he was banished, but he told me he had the talent to make it big, and you have to believe him right, look at him. Young, handsome, and incredibly athletic.

Heyman smiles and gestures with his arms as the crowd boo. Heyman laughs but Jay takes the microphone. Heyman looks shocked but Jay assures him and begins to speak

HARGREVES: I don’t suppose any of you pathetic idiots read much, but I’m sure you’ve all at least heard of the bible. There’s this parable, of the prodigal son, who leaves his home, but works hard, and returns, to the favour of his father. Well you see, I was banished, but now, I am back and have found my father in Paul Heyman. I have become…an Extremist. And I am inviting many others to come and join us in our family. I needed to make an impact, so I picked on the sorriest son of a bitch in the locker room, but this is only the beginning. With Paul Heyman at my side, SNME better beware. Beware of the Prodigy. Beware…of the EXTREMISTS

“When I Was A Little Girl” plays again and Paul Heyman slowly raises Jay Hargreves’ hand once more, as the crowd boo and SNME goes to a commercial

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Money In The Bank Qualifier - The Winner Advances To Money In The Bank At SeVen Deadly Sins
-VS-
Kurt Angle -VS- Jeff Hardy

STYLES: Now it is time for a “Money in the Bank” qualifier! The winner of this match will join 3 other men in an unbelievable match, set at the side of Caesar’s Palace hotel, on the large 15 foot steps they have their

OWENS: The winner of that match at Seven Deadly Sins will have a guaranteed title shot, acceptable for a year.

At the entrance way, Modest starts to pump out onto the PA system and Jeff Hardy bops out onto the dark stage, glowing with his body paint. He bounds down to the ring, high 5’ing several fans, and then he rolls into the ring. The lights and music returns to normal, as Jeff takes off his hat and t-shirt. The crowd is silent, but as Medal begins to play, they explode into frenzy! The Wrestling Machine, Kurt Angle walks out onto the stage, sporting a “MITB” mouthpiece. Kurt throws up his arms and pyro goes off around him, then he walks down to the ring, focused as always. He rolls into the ring as the music stops and the bell rings.

Kurt doesn’t stop moving and takes down Jeff to the mat hard. He is all over Jeff in the opening seconds, circling his body, taking elbows and forearms all across Hardy’s body. Jeff is trying to crunch up into a ball, but Kurt is not letting go, he is furiously taking apart the Charismatic Enigma. Kurt grabs Jeff by his hair, but Jeff is trying to put on the breaks to no avail. Kurt has him from behind, his arms wrapped around Jeff’s waist, then he flies backward, with a release German suplex, sending Jeff flying back, under the bottom rope to the outside. Kurt gets up and lets off a “WOOOOOO!” that gets the crowd going.

Kurt stomps over, and jumps through the ropes to the outside, lurking behind Jeff. Hardy staggers up and turns around as Kurt grabs him and belly to belly suplexes him into the steel steps! Good God, Kurt is just throwing Jeff around like a rag doll. Kurt gets up, breathing heavily and grabs Jeff once more, and rolls his lifeless body into the ring. Kurt rolls in afterwards, and puts him in a sleeper hold. Kurt hasn’t let up and Jeff looks to be fading. The referee lifts his arm once and it falls. Twice, it falls. A third time and Jeff stops it. The crowd are stamping their feet as Jeff gets up and elbows Kurt away.
Kurt goes straight back at Jeff but Jeff turns it into a back body drop. Jeff is bent over, trying to catch his breath back, as Kurt gets straight back up again. He charges at Jeff but Jeff goes to the mat and drop toe holds Kurt against the middle rope. Jeff gets up, runs and guillotines Kurt against the rope! Jeff clambers back in and grabs Kurt’s singlet, pulling him away from the ropes. Jeff climbs to the second rope and hits an unbelievable corkscrew from such a small height!

Jeff rolls around, holding his back in pain, as Kurt is curled up holding his ribs. Jeff grabs him and lifts him up, and gives a hard knife edge chop. Kurt retaliates though, and hits his own knife edge chop. Jeff winces, and delivers his own, and soon enough, both men are just standing there, trading chops like there is no tomorrow. Kurt grabs Jeff suddenly and brings his knee up into Jeff’s stomach, and has him in a gut wrench. Gut wrench powerbomb! Jeff lands on the mat with a splat. Kurt is jumping up and down, waiting for Jeff to stand up. He does eventually and Kurt hits another release German suplex but Jeff flies back into the referee, sending him down into the corner.

Jeff rolls out, as Kurt is shaking the ref, trying to wake him up. Jeff lifts up the ring apron and pulls out a table! He promised he would use one, and he is setting it up between the apron and the guard rail. Jeff rolls in and grabs Kurt, and spins him. As Kurt is dazed, Jeff boots him in the gut, and hits the Twist of Fate! Kurt hits the ground hard, and Jeff rolls him out onto the table on the outside. Jeff begins to climb the top turnbuckle, but Kurt leaps up and scrambles up the top rope. He flings Jeff over his shoulders and Angle Slams him off of the top rope through the table! Jeff’s plan backfired!

Angle is on the apron while Jeff is in the wreckage. Angle rolls out and grabs Jeff, then rolls him in the ring, and climbs up the top rope himself, as the referee is beginning to get up. Moonsault! Picture perfect, Kurt floated through the air with that move, and crashes down onto Jeff! Angle rolls off, holding his gut but is on his feet quickly. He jumps up and down, and then grabs Jeff’s foot! He locks on the ankle lock! The referee is back up and is looking at Jeff…he taps! Angle is going to Money In The Bank!

Medal hits once more and Angle celebrates as we go to commercial

Blockbuster Tag Team Match
&-VS-&
Batista & Sting -VS- Triple H & Randy Orton

The sound of thunder echos through the arena and lightning begins to flash. Suddenly a spotlight shines into the rafters revealing the man called "Sting". The Lightning suddenly begins to quickly flash again as Metallica's "Seek and Destroy" shreds through the arena. The heavy guitar sound brings the crowd to life and suddenly the sea of people raises to their feet. Out from the shadows a dark figure appears. A long black trench coat drapes the ground with each step he takes. Long black hair covers his face. The man slings his hair back reveailig the ****e and black face paint. With the black baseball bat in his hand he points to the crowd. The fans begin to scream his name he places both hands over his mouth as he begins to yell. A smirk appears across the Stinger's face as he begins his journey to the ring. He swiftly walks to the ring as his long coat flaps in the slight breeze flowing through the arena. He walks up the steps and quickly makes his way into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckles as he drops his bat. He places his hands around his mouth and yells time and time again into the crowd. They yell back and the Stinger becomes more and more excited. He climbs down from the turnbuckle and snatches off his long coat. He kicks the bat to the outside and stands dead center of the ring. The music fades and all the lights return to normal. The yelling of fans echos through the arena and Sting motions for more noise. They deliver well and all begin to chant "Stinger...Stinger...Stinger".

A heavy guitar chord sounds out and "Unleashed" by Saliva blasts through the speakers. "The Animal" Batista steps out from behind the black curtain with both arms raised. The crowd immediately raise to their feet and begin to scream and yell for him. Batista basks in all the cheers and a smile comes across his face. He suddenly crouches down and holds out both arms in front of him. He starts shaking violently and pyros explode across the stage behind him. He then raises up as one last huge pyro goes off. Batista raises his head and lets out a loud yell. He pops his neck from side to side and walks down the ramp. As he reaches the ring he hops up onto the ring apron and climbs into the ring. He goes to each corner raising his arms and with each time he does it the crowd gets louder and louder.

Mercy Drive’s “Burn In My Light” shakes the arena as Randy Orton emerges from behind the curtain. He extends his arms, showing every muscle, as gold sparks begin to fall behind him. He has the same smirk as usual, confident in his abilities both in the ring and in bed. He walks to the bottom of the ramp where he waits as the lights darken, a green hue filling the arena.

"Are You Ready" is softly spoken as a faint familiar rythm is heard coming through the P.A. system. The rythm slowly grows louder and "Break It Down!" is suddenly echos through the arena. The black curtain flies open as D-Generate, Triple H makes his way out. He is wearing his usual tights and is dressed in a DX t-shirt. He holds a bottle of water in his right hand and takes a few sips. He tosses the bottle to the side as fans begin to scream and cheer. Triple H raises both arms in his trademark pose and suddenly brings them down while crotch chopping. With each chop huge green pyros shoot off in an "X". He then yells into the crowd as he stops. The crowd yells back and Triple H begins to make his way down to the ring. As he makes his way down the ramp he crotch shops while spitting bursts of water into the air. He reaches the end of the ramp and quickly tosses off his t-shirt.

The two men slide into the ring, stopped head on by two hard fists. Orton falls back out of the ring, Sting following close behind. In the ring, Batista has begun pummeling Triple H, Hunter in a state of surprise that he only snaps out of after a few punches leading him to the corner. Batista finds two fingers in his eyes, a cheap side of Triple H showing. He gives Batista a few right hands as the referee works on sending the other two to their corners. Triple H whips the Animal into the corner, and the match has officially begun with Triple H tagging Randy Orton in.

Orton makes his way over to Batista, giving him a hard clothesline for good measure before shifting the Animal to the ropes and sending him flying. On the return trip, Orton goes for a dropkick, but Batista stops in his tracks, causing Orton to land on his back. Batista lifts Orton to his feet, then picks him up further, giving him a body slam. Batista turns to his corner to see Sting hold his hand out, ready to go at Orton. Batista makes the tag, allowing Sting to get into the ring, waiting for his opponent to get up from a distance.

Sting sprints at Orton, and clotheslines him, sending him up in the air, falling after a flip. Sting screams out to the audience, who cheers back loudly. Sting lifts Randy to his feet, and grabs him by the throat. Sting walks him around, staring straight at him the whole time. Sting lifts Orton high above his head, gorilla press style. Sting drops Orton backwards, taking the match very lightly. Orton gets up, trying not to be too discouraged. Orton charges Sting, but is lifted off of the ground. Sting slams him, springing up quickly.

Sting runs to the ropes, but Triple H trips him, which the referee jumps on. While the referee is distracted, Batista enters the ring, lifting Orton to his feet, then lifting him onto his shoulders, giving him a fireman’s carry. The referee turns around to see Batista stepping out of the ring as Sting waits in the corner for his opponent to rise. When Orton does, he finds himself blindsided by a clothesline to the back. Sting drags Randy back to his corner, then tags his partner in.

Randy Orton is lifted to his feet again, Batista now slowly pushing him to the ropes. The Animal whips him across the ring, and this time, Orton connects with a desperate dropkick. Batista isn’t knocked over, but Orton quickly gets back up and clotheslines his opponent. Randy crawls to his corner, desperately trying to get to his fellow DX member. Triple H reaches, and finally is tagged in. Batista finds a knee in his stomach and a quick DDT given to him, which causes him to slow down.

Triple H lifts Batista to his feet, then whips him into the corner. Triple H charges at Batista, jumping into the air, smashing his knee into the chest of Batista. Triple H springs backwards, turning around, as he hears Batista fall, sitting in the corner. Triple H smiles as he turns around, and gives Batista the crotch chop. Triple H runs full speed, jumping, landing on Batista, giving him a bronco buster. Triple H stands after a few seconds, then pulls Batista to his feet.

Triple H lifts Batista to the top rope, preparing him for a superplex. Batista, however, breaks it, and is able to lift Triple H into a powerbomb position. The two go crashing down in a sit-down powerbomb, each passing out at the impact. Batista is the first to begin to wake, slowly crawling to his corner. Batista reaches Sting, and Sting charges into the ring, dragging the tired Triple H back to the middle of the ring. Sting puts Triple H in the corner, giving him a few hard knocks.

Sting brings Triple H back to the ropes, then irsh whips him across the ring. Triple H, on the return trip, jumps to give a flying knee, but Sting ducks and Triple H ends up landing on the referee. With the referee down, and Triple H standing over his body, Sting sneaks up behind the Game and gives him the Scorpion Death Lock, Triple H gasping for air and balance as he slowly fades away. Orton sees his opportunity to win, and enters the ring.

Randy runs behind Sting, and Batista has entered the ring also. Randy runs to the side of Sting, grabbing onto his head to deliver an RKO while at the same time dropkicking Batista. Both Batista and Orton spring up, but Randy is faster and clotheslines the Animal over the top rope, going over with him. Triple H slowly pushes himself up, then collapses on Sting, ready for the pin. The referee also pulls himself up, and sees the pin, one. . . two. . . three.

Winners: Triple H and Randy Orton, D-Generation X

Singles Match
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Chris Jericho -VS- Shawn Michaels

OWENS: Now Joey, we have something very special – World Champion vs. Co-Owner. The new world champion Chris Jericho is going to take on the leader of D-Generation X; Shawn Michaels

STYLES: That’s right, this is going to be an amazing match, let’s get our main event started

Are You Ready? DX’s theme music starts to play over the system as the crowd are shaking the arena with boos. As the music really kicks in, Shawn Michaels drives out onto the stage in a mini Army jeep. He grabs the machine gun and fires out green pyro, as more pyro goes off around him. He jumps off the jeep and does the signature crotch chop before strutting down to the ring. He flips off fans and laughs in their face, then runs into the ring. He crotch chops again, and warms up as the music stops. A countdown appears on the screen, and when it gets to 0, fireworks explode around the arena. The NEW World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho steps out onto the stage. The crowd go wild as Jericho poses, then struts to the ring. He rolls in and poses once more, then hands over his new title belt to the referee. The referee gives it to the timekeeper and rings the bell

Jericho and Michaels start by pacing around one another. Jericho puts his arm out, trying to get Michaels, to grab it but Michaels still goes around the ring. Jericho steps forward but Michaels leans back, and then comes forward again with a clothesline. Jericho hits the mat hard and HBK is right on it, going down to slap on a side headlock. Jericho struggles to get free, trying to will the crowd to spur him on. HBK is really syncing it in, but Jericho is powering through the pain, and is starting to break the hold! HBK is trying to keep it on more and more but Jericho is up to his knees, then onto his feet. HBK is shocked as Jericho shifts his weight and both men crash through the ropes.

In the fall, HBK breaks the hold, and Jericho is free. He staggers up to his feet before, HBK and holds his neck, grimacing. HBK gets onto his knees but Jericho walks over and boots HBK down. As HBK hits the ground again, Jericho shakes his pain off and grabs HBK by the hair, then throws him into the ring post! HBK steps back, looking like he’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic and turns round into a stiff right hand from Jericho. HBK hits the ground hard, and Jericho gets onto the apron for his neck attack. HBK crawls up onto his feet and Jericho springboards onto the second rope and tries for an Asai moonsault; however HBK moves and Jericho lands on the steel guard rail!

HBK is on the mat, holding his jaw, while Jericho lies stable on the guard rail. HBK clambers up the stairs, and stands on the apron, looking at the fans, then at the motionless Jericho. HBK jumps off and dropkicks Jericho’s head against the steel rail, to the hatred of the fans. Jericho slides off the guard rail on the floor as HBK laughs cruelly. HBK picks up Jericho, and rests him against the guard rail. He shushes the crowd, and then slaps Jericho across the chest. He laughs, and then does it again, and Jericho winces at that one. HBK steps back and tries to hit it the third time but Jericho moves and HBK hits his hand on the post!

Jericho rolls out of the way, as HBK holds his hand in pain. Jericho is standing with his back to HBK and as HBK turns round, Jericho jumps back and Pele kicks Shawn in the head! Jericho is really building up some momentum and is up quickly. He grabs HBK and rolls him into the ring, and then jumps on the apron. He smirks and springboard sentons over the top rope onto Shawn! Jericho rolls straight up, smirking as HBK is rolling around holding his gut by the bottom rope. Jericho quickly turns around as HBK is still on the floor and hits a basement dropkick to the side of HBK’s head, as the crowd cheer.

HBK isn’t moving and Jericho picks up the co-owner. The champion sends HBK to the ropes, and gives him a hard back body drop, rubbing his hands together as to get the dust off as HBK lands on the mat with a thud. HBK holds his back, sitting up in pain. Jericho runs and kicks the lower back of HBK hard, sending an evil noise vibrating around the arena. Jericho grabs him and throws him into the corner. He raises HBK up and sits him on the top rope, then climbs up himself. Jericho, who has been in control for the last 5 minutes, hooks HBK’s arm over his and steps up onto the top rope. The crowd are up, buzzing in anticipation and Jericho jumps backwards with an amazing superplex that shakes the ring!

Both men are lying, sprawled out in the middle of the ring after that amazing move! The referee is over them like a hawk, and starts a 10 count. 1,2,3…both men are still out, no signs of motion from any of them. 4,5,6…still, nobody really making any movement, but Jericho looks to be trying to get up. 7,8…Jericho is up on his side, he’s almost up and HBK is on his side. 9…Jericho is up and HBK is crouching. Jericho goes over to him and grabs HBK’s legs and tries to flip him down for the Walls, but HBK reverses it into a pinning combination. 1-2-KICK-OUT!

HBK was so close there, he caught Jericho off guard. Both men are down, but HBK nips up, and as he gets up, he is met with a hail storm of boos. Shawn laughs and moves over to the corner, stomping his leg. The crowd are tense, they know what is coming as Jericho is getting up. HBK starts going quicker and quicker and sidesteps, trying for the Sweet Chin Music but Jericho ducks, and hits a neckbreaker on Michaels! Jericho rolls around, and gets up onto his knees. He Irish whips HBK and tries tom spear him out of the ring but HBK sits on the rope and Jericho flies through the ropes. Jericho is using the announce table to hold himself up, but Michaels comes off the opposite ropes, and dives over the top rope with a stunning tope onto Jericho, and both men fly over the table!

The announcers scattered out of the way, and the Showstopper and Y2J are both in a mess of wires and chairs. The referee has gone out to check on both men, as a replay of the amazing dive is shown again. HBK starts to show signs of life, and the fans appreciate it surprisingly, as they want this awesome match to continue. HBK grabs Jericho and places him onto the announce table, then goes onto the apron. Every member of the arena in Phoenix is on their feet as HBK climbs to the top rope. He looks around at the fans and hits the crotch chop, and dives off with an elbow drop onto Jericho through the table!

The fans start a “holy ****” chant as the referee is jumping around; he is shocked at what has happened! Another official rushes the ring and pulls HBK from the wreckage, and then Jericho. He stays at ringside, but both men are still knocked out! Shockingly, both men start to move at the same time. Jericho & HBK are on their feet and both roll into the ring, followed by the referee. HBK goes over to Jericho but Jericho sweeps HBK down! He is looking at the crowd; he has HBK’s legs hooked. He turns over, and the Walls of Jericho are locked in! HBK is wiggling frantically, trying to find a way to get out. The referee is about to go round to check on HBK but HBK kicks out and Jericho goes flying into the referee who falls out of the ring into the official!

Jericho goes out to check on them, as HBK crawls over to the other side of the ring and looks under the ring for something – a trash can! He brings it into the ring and has it lifted up. Jericho gets back in the ring and has the trash can planted on his head! Jericho goes down but HBK picks him up and puts the trash can OVER his head! HBK is in the corner, and is starting to tune up the band. What’s this? Ryan Beyer is coming from the crowd, behind HBK. HBK is getting ready to go for it but Beyer has a chair and he clocks HBK with it! HBK goes down as Jericho takes the can off of his head. Jericho goes over to HBK as Beyer is beating on him but Raven’s music hits in the arena!

Jericho looks around, indicating he is ready for a fight but on the screen, we see Jericho’s wife! Jericho looks perplexed, but then we hear Raven’s voice on the screen

RAVEN: You know Jericho, at Rumble in the Jungle, it wasn’t a coincidence you saw me. I know you thought I quit, but the thing is, I was just biding my time. Waiting for the right moment to strike, and take back what is mine. The World Heavyweight Championship. You see Jericho, I had to wait for the right moment, because timing is off the essence when it comes to something of this magnitude. And now I have got the perfect champion to beat – young, fragile and beatable. What’s this pay-per-view we have coming up Jericho? Seven Deadly Sins? Well the sins start now Jericho. Who do we see here Jericho? Your lovely wife. She is a pretty thing, congratulations Chris. But you see she doesn’t want you Chris, she wants a real man. This is where we find the first sin – envy. She is envious of every other woman, and Chris, you are envious of me, the one she truly wants. You will see many more of these as time goes on Jericho, and it will end with the final sin – Wrath, at the Stratosphere, when it’s me and you, one on one for the World Title. Chris…your sins start now.

The screen goes black, but we hear a door opening. Chris’ wife says hi to somebody, and we hear Raven laughing! In the arena, Jericho looks pissed, and runs to the back, as this weeks edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event comes to a close.

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[divas2thextreme]

Decent show, but uh, Murdoch beating Austin?

[ICW]

Formating is excellent but there were a few things I didn't really enjoy. Randy Orton as a member of D-Generation X is a bad idea. I don't think he just fit's into DX. Second thing was Murdoch beating Austin. But the rest of the show was decent, I noticed a few grammar erros. Good show.

[goatlord]

Great show, lots and lots of detail, very nice to see. Liked to see Murdoch get the upset win there. Shelton's debut was cool. Loved seeing Jeff Hardy get demolished there, it brought a tear of joy to my eye. HBK vs Jericho was awesome really liked it. Not such a big fan of the main event, but you did what you could with the people involved.

[BOOM! #WDE]

The reason why Murdoch beat Austin is b/c the winners are determined from roleplays. And the whole DX returning thing, has been talked about in my fed for a long time now. We figured we'de get it out before WWE ruined it. Orton is our fed is a cocky SOB and he seems to kind of fit in with what DX used to be.

[BOOM! #WDE]

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[rkolegendkilla]

You get ur results from an E-Fed?

[cureforthesickness]

rkolegendkilla said:

You get ur results from an E-Fed?

you bump an old post?

[ringofpoison]

cureforthesickness said:

rkolegendkilla said:

You get ur results from an E-Fed?

you bump an old post?

Dude, it's not THAT old. Jun 4?

[cureforthesickness]

ringofpoison said:

cureforthesickness said:

you bump an old post?

Dude, it's not THAT old. Jun 4?

it was to page 2, and it wasn't his show to bump to start with. Killing the problem that plagues the customs board before it starts.

Wouldn't have had a problem with him bumping it if he actually replied with something worth while

[Groundswell]

Wow thats sweet ima join