Post by thechosen1 on Jun 4, 2006 0:09:01 GMT -5
Here are a few things right off the bat. My fed name is Prime Time Wrestling, and my TV show is called Thundershock. I do not use any WWE wrestlers, except my GM is Bischoff, and my commentators are Styles & Gertner. My world champion is Brock Lesnar who defeated Chris Jericho for the belt about two months ago. My women’s champion is Sable who defeated Molly Holly about a month ago for the title. And my light heavyweight champion has always been Chris Sabin, and he’s held the title for about three months. So, here’s my next show, and my debut show on here:
Styles: Welcome everyone to PTW Thundershock! This is Joey Styles along with…
Gertner: I’ve got this one Styles. It is the one, the only, the Quinticetial Studmuffin, Joel, Gertner.
Styles: Alright then. Chris Sabin has been our light heavyweight champion since this great federation started. Our next pay-per-view is Retribution. To kick off this edition of Thundershock, we will have a #1 contender’s match with the winner facing Chris Sabin at Retribution.
#1 Contender’s Match: Jay Lethal vs. Petey Williams
They start in a tie up, and Petey shoves Lethal down then gloats. Lethal then gets up and gives Petey a dropkick. Lethal then flips Petey over. Lethal then gives Petey an arm drag, and puts him in an arm bar. Petey quickly rolls to the ropes, and goes under the ring to re-group. Lethal runs to the other side of the ropes, comes back, and leaps over the ropes onto Petey.
Styles: What a move by Jay Lethal!
Gertner: Although that may have hurt Lethal just as much as it did Petey Williams.
Lethal gets up first, and puts Petey back in the ring. Lethal then picks Petey up and gives him a snap suplex. Lethal goes for the cover. 1.….2..and Petey kicks out right after two. Lethal then gives Petey an uppercut, followed by another, and Petey is in the corner. Lethal runs to the other side of the ring. He comes back to do a Stinger Splash, but Petey gets out of the way. Noticing this, Lethal is able to jump up to the middle ropes, and gives Petey a clothesline from the middle ropes. Lethal then goes for the cover. 1.….2.….and Petey kicks out.
Styles: What a move by this phenomenon, Jay Lethal.
Gertner: I’ve got to hand it to Jay Lethal, he is looking very impressive thus far.
Lethal goes for a suplex, but Petey reverses it, and hits Lethal with a neck breaker. Petey picks Lethal up, goes for a Russian leg sweep, and hits it. Petey goes for the cover. 1.…..2.….and Lethal kicks out. Petey signals for the Canadian Destroyer. He picks Lethal up, but Lethal flips him over. Lethal waits for Petey to get up, goes for a huricanrana, but Petey reverses it into a power bomb, and he holds him in that position, and Petey straps on the sharpshooter.
Styles: Petey has him in the sharpshooter! The move made famous by the legendary Hart family.
Gertner: Lethal may have to tap out now.
Lethal gets near the ropes, but Petey pulls him away. Lethal is screaming in pain, makes his way toward the ropes again, and finally reaches the ropes. Petey waits for Lethal to get up, goes for a clothesline, but Lethal ducks. Lethal then goes for a German suplex, but Petey lands on his feet, and gives Lethal a Russian leg sweep. Petey then climbs the top rope. He goes for an elbow drop, but Lethal moves out of the way. Lethal then picks Petey up and gives him a German suplex, and Lethal has Petey in a pinning position. 1.…….2.………but Petey barely kicks out right before three.
Styles: It seemed like that count was two and three quarters.
Gertner: How did you calculate that Styles?
Styles: Never mind, but the fact of the matter is that we are watching one hell of a match.
Lethal picks Petey up, and sets him up on the top ropes. Lethal goes for a suplex from the top rope, but Petey throws Lethal off. Petey jumps down, and hits Lethal with the Canadian Destroyer. Petey goes for the cover. 1.…….2.………3.
Winner: Petey Williams
Styles: What a match, and Petey Williams will now face Chris Sabin for the light heavyweight title at Retribution.
Gertner: What a match that will be.
Eric Bischoff is shown in the back on a cell phone.
Bischoff: Look, I’ll have to call you back.
A.J. Styles appears before Eric Bischoff.
Bischoff: AJ, what can I do for you?
Styles: Mr. Bischoff, I’ve come here to ask you for a huge favor.
Bischoff: What type of favor?
Styles: Well, as you know, I defeated Rhino at our last pay-per-view. So I thought maybe I could be rewarded for that. What I was thinking, was you giving me a world title match against Brock Lesnar at Retribution.
Bischoff: You want a world title match?
Styles: Yes, that’s what I want.
Bischoff: I’ll tell you what. I’ll think about it, and you’ll have my answer before the night is over.
Styles: Please make the right decision, you won’t regret it.
Bischoff: I’ll think about it, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m pretty busy here.
*Commercial Break*
Women’s Title: Sable © vs. Jacqueline
Sable wants to do a test of strength battle, but tricks Jacqueline and kicks her in the mid-section. Sable then gives Jacqueline a snap mare, and kicks her in the back of the head. Sable then showboats over a fallen Jacqueline, and then gives her an elbow drop. Sable picks Jacqueline back up, and brings her over to the corner. Sable gives her repeated kicks to the mid-section, and then tosses her through the middle rope onto the floor.
Styles: So far this match has been all Sable.
Gertner: And I’m loving it Styles.
Sable goes over to Jacqueline, and Jacqueline pulls Sable by her feet and gets her onto the outside of the ring. Jacqueline smashes Sable’s head onto the side of the ring. Jacqueline goes to Irish whip Sable, but Sable reverses it and Irish whips Jacqueline into the barricade. Sable follows it up with a kick to Jacqueline’s mid-section. Sable puts Jacqueline into the ring, and Sable goes into the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.…and Jacqueline kicks out after one.
Sable goes for a Sable Bomb, but Jacqueline flips her over. Jacqueline then gives Sable rights and lefts to the face. Sable gets up, but Jacqueline elbows her in the face. Jacqueline then clotheslines a staggering Sable to the ground. Sable then gets back up, but Jacqueline gives her a spinning heel kick. Jacqueline goes for the cover. 1.……2...and Sable kicks out. Jacqueline then picks Sable up, and gives her a scoop slam. Jacqueline climbs to the middle rope, and gives Sable a splash. Jacqueline goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..but Sable kicks out.
Styles: We almost had a new women’s champion right here.
Gertner: Almost doesn’t cut it in the wrestling business.
Jacqueline picks Sable up, goes for a bulldog, but Sable reverses it into a back body drop. Sable picks Jacqueline up, puts her into a TKO position, but Jacqueline reverses it into a bulldog. Jacqueline goes for the cover. 1.……2.……but Sable kicks out right before three. Jacqueline then gives Sable a standing huricanrana. Jacqueline signals to the crowd that this is it. Jacqueline climbs to the top rope for a splash, but Sable moves out of the way. Sable is quick to the cover. 1.……2.…….and Jacqueline kicks out right before three. Sable picks Jacqueline up, but Jacqueline meets her with a spinning heel kick. Jacqueline goes for a standing huricanrana, but Sable catches her and turns it into a Sable Bomb. Sable goes for the cover. 1.……2.………3.
Winner: Sable
Styles: What an impressive women’s title match here on Thundershock.
Gertner: So close, yet so far for Jacqueline.
Mickie James’s music hits.
Styles: What the?
Gertner: What’s this?
Mickie James comes out with a microphone in hand, and she comes down to the ring.
Mickie: That’s right everybody, this is none other then your favorite normal, sane diva, Mickie James! I know a currently contracted active WWE superstar has never wrestled in Prime Time Wrestling before, but after pulling a few strings, that has changed. Already approved by Eric Bischoff, say hello to the newest roster addition. And Sable, what I want with you, well, is that women’s title on your shoulder.
Sable: Well Mickie, that’s just too damn bad because this title isn’t going anywhere.
Mickie: Well it’s not going anywhere, for what, all of like three weeks? Because I already talked to Mr. Bischoff, and part of the agreement was that I got a title shot whenever I wanted. So at Retribution….
Mickie grabs Sable’s belt.
Mickie: This belt, will be coming to me.
Mickie throws the belt to the other side of the ring. As Sable is about to say something, Mickie kicks Sable, and then gives her a swinging DDT. Mickie then gets the title belt, and places it over Sable’s waist. Mickie gets down on the ground, and lick’s Sable’s right boob.
Styles: What the hell? Did Mickie James just, lick, you know, Sable’s boob?
Gertner: That’s what it appears to be, and about half the world is jealous of Mickie James at the moment.
Styles: This is a shocking development. Sable successfully retained her women’s title in a match against Jacqueline, Mickie James, a currently contracted WWE superstar debuts, attacks our women’s champion, and then licks her boob. I just can’t really describe what’s going on.
Gertner: You just did bonehead. Anyway, let’s send it to the back where Jeremy Borasch is standing by with the “Alpha Male”, Monty Brown.
JB: I’m standing here with Monty Brown. Now Monty, you have been on a winning streak here in PTW as of late, so how confident are you in your upcoming match against Billy Gunn?
Monty: You want to know how confident I am, JB? I’m about as confident as you are when you are going on a date. Just kidding, that would mean that my confidence doesn’t exist. Anyway, on a serious note. The Alpha Male is on a tear here in PTW. Nobody can compete with me. Soon the likes of Brock Lesnar and Chris Jericho will be hunted. Until then, I don’t think anybody will step up to the plate and compete with the Alpha Male. I….
Rhino cuts Monty Brown off.
Rhino: Did I just hear you correctly, Monty? Nobody being able to compete with you? If you’ve forgotten, I know you have your Pounce, but I have the GORE! GORE! GORE!
Monty: I heard it the first time, Man Beast, War Machine, whatever they call you. I have a match coming up next with Billy Gunn, but how about at Retribution, it’s me against you,. One-on-one.
Rhino: You’re on Alpha Male.
Rhino walks away.
Monty: After being rudely interrupted, I will cut to the chase. I am extremely confident. I don’t care if Billy Gunn has a fetish with a$$es, because if he doesn’t watch it, his a$$ that he loves so much, is going to feel the PPPPPOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEE…..PERIOD!
*Commercial Break*
Billy Gunn vs. Monty Brown
Brown hit’s the ring and hits Gunn with a clothesline. Brown picks up Gunn, Irish whips him into the corner, and then gives him a running knee to the back. Brown then gives Gunn a double underhook suplex. Brown lifts Gunn over his head, but Gunn lands on his feet, and gives Brown a neck breaker. Gunn runs to the ropes and gives Brown a knee to the head. Gunn goes for the cover. 1.….2..and Brown kicks out right after two. Gunn then runs to the ropes and gives Brown a flying cross body. Gunn runs to the ropes again for a flying cross body, but Brown catches him, and gives him an Alpha Bomb. Brown goes for the cover. 1.….2.……and Gunn kicks out right before three.
Styles: Monty Brown almost won the match in quick fashion after that Alpha Bomb.
Brown then picks Gunn up and sends him over the top rope. Brown goes through the ropes, stands on the apron, and gives Gunn a double axe handle. Brown picks Gunn up, and drops him onto the guardrail. Brown Irish whips Gunn, but Gunn reverses it and sends Brown into the ring post. Gunn then puts Brown back into the ring. Gunn picks Brown up, and gives him a piledriver, and goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……and Brown kicks out. Gunn signals for the fame-a$$-er, runs to the ropes, but Brown catches him with a clothesline. Brown picks Gunn up, but Gunn kicks Brown, and gives him a swinging neck breaker. Gunn goes to the top rope. Gunn goes to the top rope for a flying cross body, Brown moves, and Gunn misses.
Styles: Billy Gunn took a risk and it did not pay off.
Gertner: If Monty Brown can take advantage, I don’t like Billy Gunn’s chances of winning.
Brown picks Gunn up, and gives him a fall away slam. Brown then picks Gunn back up, gives him a chop, sends him into the ropes, and gives him a Pounce. Brown goes for the cover. 1.……2.……..3.
Winner: Monty Brown
Styles: Monty Brown picks up the victory.
Gertner: Monty Brown showing that he’s ready to take on Rhino in less then a month from now.
Monty heads to the back, and Gunn gets up. Chris Harris runs through the crowd, goes into the ring, and spears Billy Gunn.
Styles: What was that for? Chris Harris just came through the crowd and speared Billy Gunn.
Gertner: Well we know that Harris and James Storm came here together, but Storm recently suffered a leg injury and is expected to be out for several months.
Styles: But why Billy Gunn?
Gertner: Why are you asking me?
Styles: Anyway, up next, the world champion Brock Lesnar takes on Lance Storm.
*Commercial Break*
Non-Title: Brock Lesnar vs. Lance Storm
They start in a tie up, and Lesnar shoves Storm into the ropes. He gives him repeated knees to the gut. Lesnar then gives Storm a belly-to-belly suplex. Lesnar picks Storm up, and gives him a suplex. Lesnar goes for the cover. 1.…..and Storm kicks out quickly. Lesnar lifts Storm over his head, and slams him to the mat. Lesnar gives Storm an elbow drop, followed by another. Lesnar sets up for a quick F-5, but Storm quickly escapes. Lesnar runs toward Storm, Storm pulls down the ropes, and Lesnar goes flying over the top rope.
Styles: What veteran instinct by Lance Storm.
Gertner: Well is Brock Lesnar focused on the match, or the possibility of facing A.J. Styles at Retribution for Brock’s world title?
Styles: Good question, but Brock needs to focus on the task at hand. If Storm were to pull off the upset, he’d have to be taken into consideration for a world title shot.
Storm climbs to the top rope, and jumps onto Lesnar. Storm then puts Lesnar back into the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.……2..and Lesnar kicks out. Storm then puts Lesnar in a half Boston crab. After a few seconds, Lesnar is able to grab the ropes. Storm kicks Lesnar in the shin as he gets up, and does it again. Lesnar is limping, Storm goes to the top rope, and gives Lesnar a missile dropkick. Storm goes for the cover. 1.……2.…and Lesnar kicks out.
Styles: Brock Lesnar might want to start worrying about Lance Storm right about now.
Storm then puts Lesnar in a sharpshooter. However, Lesnar squirms out of it before Storm fully puts it on. Lesnar gets up, and gives Storm a hard clothesline. Lesnar then gives Storm a power bomb, followed by another, and a third.
Styles: Wow! A triple power bomb move from the world champion!
Lesnar picks Storm up, sets up for the F-5, but Storm reverses it into a rollup. 1.………2.………..and Lesnar kicks out just before three. An enraged Lesnar goes for another clothesline, Storm ducks, and puts Lesnar into a small package. 1.…….2.………but Lesnar kicks out. Lesnar quickly catches Storm, and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex. Lesnar picks up Storm, sets up for the F-5, but Storm gets out of it again. Lesnar turns around, and Storm hits him with a super kick to the face. Storm goes for the cover. 1.………..2.…………and Lesnar kicks out. Storm goes for another super kick, but Lesnar blocks it, grabs Storm and gives him an atomic drop. Lesnar picks Storm up, sets up for the F-5, and hits it. Lesnar goes for the cover. 1.……….2.……….3.
Winner: Brock Lesnar
Lesnar celebrates, and A.J. Styles’ music hits.
AJ: Brock, congratulations on your win, but I have bad news for you. I just spoke to Eric Bischoff. At Retribution, you will be defending your world title against me, A.J. Styles!
Styles: Wow! Brock Lesnar vs. A.J. Styles at Retribution!
Gertner: That’s a heck of a main event.
Styles: Folks don’t go anywhere. Up next is Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. And the guest, is Samoa Joe. Don’t miss it, that’s next.
*Commercial Break*
Chris Jericho’s music is playing and the Highlight Reel set is set up.
Jericho: Welcome, to Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel! Of course, starring, Y2J himself. The highlight of the night. The sexy beast. The first ever undisputed champion. I could go on and on, but frankly, I just don’t have the time. Because my guest at this time, give it up, for the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe!
Samoa Joe’s music hits, and he walks down to the ring.
Jericho: Samoa Joe, thank you for coming out here.
Joe: My pleasure Chris, thanks for having me.
Jericho: Let me start off with this question. Who do you think you are you stupid son of a b*tch?
Joe looks shocked at the question, but is keeping his temper.
Jericho: You heard me right a$$clown. This is the thing that ticks me off. I have been on top of Prime Time Wrestling since the beginning. I was the first ever world champion here. So you would think that people are raving about Y2J. But no, they are raving about Samoa Joe and his undefeated streak. Big deal, you beat an x division scrub here and there. Do you want a friggin medal? Huh, Joe?
Joe: I’d watch it Chris, because if not, just get ready for the crowd to chant, Joe’s Gonna Kill You.
Jericho: More like Joe’s Gonna Eat You. Honestly, look at how out of shape you are. I’m a sexy beast, and quite frankly, take out the sexy part, and you’re left with beast, which basically applies to you.
Joe: Jericho, I am a few seconds away from knocking you out.
Jericho: Oh I’m scared, ladies and gentleman, I am supposed to be scared of the Samoan Fata$$ Machine! I…..
Joe clotheslines Jericho. He takes a stool and hits Jericho in the back with it. Joe starts to tear apart the Highlight Reel set. Joe then gives Jericho a senton splash. Joe sets up Jericho on the top rope, and gives Jericho a Musclebuster. Joe then picks Jericho up, sets him up on the top rope, and gives him yet another Musclebuster.
Joe’s music plays, as he’s standing over Jericho as Thundershock comes to an end.
Styles: Welcome everyone to PTW Thundershock! This is Joey Styles along with…
Gertner: I’ve got this one Styles. It is the one, the only, the Quinticetial Studmuffin, Joel, Gertner.
Styles: Alright then. Chris Sabin has been our light heavyweight champion since this great federation started. Our next pay-per-view is Retribution. To kick off this edition of Thundershock, we will have a #1 contender’s match with the winner facing Chris Sabin at Retribution.
#1 Contender’s Match: Jay Lethal vs. Petey Williams
They start in a tie up, and Petey shoves Lethal down then gloats. Lethal then gets up and gives Petey a dropkick. Lethal then flips Petey over. Lethal then gives Petey an arm drag, and puts him in an arm bar. Petey quickly rolls to the ropes, and goes under the ring to re-group. Lethal runs to the other side of the ropes, comes back, and leaps over the ropes onto Petey.
Styles: What a move by Jay Lethal!
Gertner: Although that may have hurt Lethal just as much as it did Petey Williams.
Lethal gets up first, and puts Petey back in the ring. Lethal then picks Petey up and gives him a snap suplex. Lethal goes for the cover. 1.….2..and Petey kicks out right after two. Lethal then gives Petey an uppercut, followed by another, and Petey is in the corner. Lethal runs to the other side of the ring. He comes back to do a Stinger Splash, but Petey gets out of the way. Noticing this, Lethal is able to jump up to the middle ropes, and gives Petey a clothesline from the middle ropes. Lethal then goes for the cover. 1.….2.….and Petey kicks out.
Styles: What a move by this phenomenon, Jay Lethal.
Gertner: I’ve got to hand it to Jay Lethal, he is looking very impressive thus far.
Lethal goes for a suplex, but Petey reverses it, and hits Lethal with a neck breaker. Petey picks Lethal up, goes for a Russian leg sweep, and hits it. Petey goes for the cover. 1.…..2.….and Lethal kicks out. Petey signals for the Canadian Destroyer. He picks Lethal up, but Lethal flips him over. Lethal waits for Petey to get up, goes for a huricanrana, but Petey reverses it into a power bomb, and he holds him in that position, and Petey straps on the sharpshooter.
Styles: Petey has him in the sharpshooter! The move made famous by the legendary Hart family.
Gertner: Lethal may have to tap out now.
Lethal gets near the ropes, but Petey pulls him away. Lethal is screaming in pain, makes his way toward the ropes again, and finally reaches the ropes. Petey waits for Lethal to get up, goes for a clothesline, but Lethal ducks. Lethal then goes for a German suplex, but Petey lands on his feet, and gives Lethal a Russian leg sweep. Petey then climbs the top rope. He goes for an elbow drop, but Lethal moves out of the way. Lethal then picks Petey up and gives him a German suplex, and Lethal has Petey in a pinning position. 1.…….2.………but Petey barely kicks out right before three.
Styles: It seemed like that count was two and three quarters.
Gertner: How did you calculate that Styles?
Styles: Never mind, but the fact of the matter is that we are watching one hell of a match.
Lethal picks Petey up, and sets him up on the top ropes. Lethal goes for a suplex from the top rope, but Petey throws Lethal off. Petey jumps down, and hits Lethal with the Canadian Destroyer. Petey goes for the cover. 1.…….2.………3.
Winner: Petey Williams
Styles: What a match, and Petey Williams will now face Chris Sabin for the light heavyweight title at Retribution.
Gertner: What a match that will be.
Eric Bischoff is shown in the back on a cell phone.
Bischoff: Look, I’ll have to call you back.
A.J. Styles appears before Eric Bischoff.
Bischoff: AJ, what can I do for you?
Styles: Mr. Bischoff, I’ve come here to ask you for a huge favor.
Bischoff: What type of favor?
Styles: Well, as you know, I defeated Rhino at our last pay-per-view. So I thought maybe I could be rewarded for that. What I was thinking, was you giving me a world title match against Brock Lesnar at Retribution.
Bischoff: You want a world title match?
Styles: Yes, that’s what I want.
Bischoff: I’ll tell you what. I’ll think about it, and you’ll have my answer before the night is over.
Styles: Please make the right decision, you won’t regret it.
Bischoff: I’ll think about it, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m pretty busy here.
*Commercial Break*
Women’s Title: Sable © vs. Jacqueline
Sable wants to do a test of strength battle, but tricks Jacqueline and kicks her in the mid-section. Sable then gives Jacqueline a snap mare, and kicks her in the back of the head. Sable then showboats over a fallen Jacqueline, and then gives her an elbow drop. Sable picks Jacqueline back up, and brings her over to the corner. Sable gives her repeated kicks to the mid-section, and then tosses her through the middle rope onto the floor.
Styles: So far this match has been all Sable.
Gertner: And I’m loving it Styles.
Sable goes over to Jacqueline, and Jacqueline pulls Sable by her feet and gets her onto the outside of the ring. Jacqueline smashes Sable’s head onto the side of the ring. Jacqueline goes to Irish whip Sable, but Sable reverses it and Irish whips Jacqueline into the barricade. Sable follows it up with a kick to Jacqueline’s mid-section. Sable puts Jacqueline into the ring, and Sable goes into the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.…and Jacqueline kicks out after one.
Sable goes for a Sable Bomb, but Jacqueline flips her over. Jacqueline then gives Sable rights and lefts to the face. Sable gets up, but Jacqueline elbows her in the face. Jacqueline then clotheslines a staggering Sable to the ground. Sable then gets back up, but Jacqueline gives her a spinning heel kick. Jacqueline goes for the cover. 1.……2...and Sable kicks out. Jacqueline then picks Sable up, and gives her a scoop slam. Jacqueline climbs to the middle rope, and gives Sable a splash. Jacqueline goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..but Sable kicks out.
Styles: We almost had a new women’s champion right here.
Gertner: Almost doesn’t cut it in the wrestling business.
Jacqueline picks Sable up, goes for a bulldog, but Sable reverses it into a back body drop. Sable picks Jacqueline up, puts her into a TKO position, but Jacqueline reverses it into a bulldog. Jacqueline goes for the cover. 1.……2.……but Sable kicks out right before three. Jacqueline then gives Sable a standing huricanrana. Jacqueline signals to the crowd that this is it. Jacqueline climbs to the top rope for a splash, but Sable moves out of the way. Sable is quick to the cover. 1.……2.…….and Jacqueline kicks out right before three. Sable picks Jacqueline up, but Jacqueline meets her with a spinning heel kick. Jacqueline goes for a standing huricanrana, but Sable catches her and turns it into a Sable Bomb. Sable goes for the cover. 1.……2.………3.
Winner: Sable
Styles: What an impressive women’s title match here on Thundershock.
Gertner: So close, yet so far for Jacqueline.
Mickie James’s music hits.
Styles: What the?
Gertner: What’s this?
Mickie James comes out with a microphone in hand, and she comes down to the ring.
Mickie: That’s right everybody, this is none other then your favorite normal, sane diva, Mickie James! I know a currently contracted active WWE superstar has never wrestled in Prime Time Wrestling before, but after pulling a few strings, that has changed. Already approved by Eric Bischoff, say hello to the newest roster addition. And Sable, what I want with you, well, is that women’s title on your shoulder.
Sable: Well Mickie, that’s just too damn bad because this title isn’t going anywhere.
Mickie: Well it’s not going anywhere, for what, all of like three weeks? Because I already talked to Mr. Bischoff, and part of the agreement was that I got a title shot whenever I wanted. So at Retribution….
Mickie grabs Sable’s belt.
Mickie: This belt, will be coming to me.
Mickie throws the belt to the other side of the ring. As Sable is about to say something, Mickie kicks Sable, and then gives her a swinging DDT. Mickie then gets the title belt, and places it over Sable’s waist. Mickie gets down on the ground, and lick’s Sable’s right boob.
Styles: What the hell? Did Mickie James just, lick, you know, Sable’s boob?
Gertner: That’s what it appears to be, and about half the world is jealous of Mickie James at the moment.
Styles: This is a shocking development. Sable successfully retained her women’s title in a match against Jacqueline, Mickie James, a currently contracted WWE superstar debuts, attacks our women’s champion, and then licks her boob. I just can’t really describe what’s going on.
Gertner: You just did bonehead. Anyway, let’s send it to the back where Jeremy Borasch is standing by with the “Alpha Male”, Monty Brown.
JB: I’m standing here with Monty Brown. Now Monty, you have been on a winning streak here in PTW as of late, so how confident are you in your upcoming match against Billy Gunn?
Monty: You want to know how confident I am, JB? I’m about as confident as you are when you are going on a date. Just kidding, that would mean that my confidence doesn’t exist. Anyway, on a serious note. The Alpha Male is on a tear here in PTW. Nobody can compete with me. Soon the likes of Brock Lesnar and Chris Jericho will be hunted. Until then, I don’t think anybody will step up to the plate and compete with the Alpha Male. I….
Rhino cuts Monty Brown off.
Rhino: Did I just hear you correctly, Monty? Nobody being able to compete with you? If you’ve forgotten, I know you have your Pounce, but I have the GORE! GORE! GORE!
Monty: I heard it the first time, Man Beast, War Machine, whatever they call you. I have a match coming up next with Billy Gunn, but how about at Retribution, it’s me against you,. One-on-one.
Rhino: You’re on Alpha Male.
Rhino walks away.
Monty: After being rudely interrupted, I will cut to the chase. I am extremely confident. I don’t care if Billy Gunn has a fetish with a$$es, because if he doesn’t watch it, his a$$ that he loves so much, is going to feel the PPPPPOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEE…..PERIOD!
*Commercial Break*
Billy Gunn vs. Monty Brown
Brown hit’s the ring and hits Gunn with a clothesline. Brown picks up Gunn, Irish whips him into the corner, and then gives him a running knee to the back. Brown then gives Gunn a double underhook suplex. Brown lifts Gunn over his head, but Gunn lands on his feet, and gives Brown a neck breaker. Gunn runs to the ropes and gives Brown a knee to the head. Gunn goes for the cover. 1.….2..and Brown kicks out right after two. Gunn then runs to the ropes and gives Brown a flying cross body. Gunn runs to the ropes again for a flying cross body, but Brown catches him, and gives him an Alpha Bomb. Brown goes for the cover. 1.….2.……and Gunn kicks out right before three.
Styles: Monty Brown almost won the match in quick fashion after that Alpha Bomb.
Brown then picks Gunn up and sends him over the top rope. Brown goes through the ropes, stands on the apron, and gives Gunn a double axe handle. Brown picks Gunn up, and drops him onto the guardrail. Brown Irish whips Gunn, but Gunn reverses it and sends Brown into the ring post. Gunn then puts Brown back into the ring. Gunn picks Brown up, and gives him a piledriver, and goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……and Brown kicks out. Gunn signals for the fame-a$$-er, runs to the ropes, but Brown catches him with a clothesline. Brown picks Gunn up, but Gunn kicks Brown, and gives him a swinging neck breaker. Gunn goes to the top rope. Gunn goes to the top rope for a flying cross body, Brown moves, and Gunn misses.
Styles: Billy Gunn took a risk and it did not pay off.
Gertner: If Monty Brown can take advantage, I don’t like Billy Gunn’s chances of winning.
Brown picks Gunn up, and gives him a fall away slam. Brown then picks Gunn back up, gives him a chop, sends him into the ropes, and gives him a Pounce. Brown goes for the cover. 1.……2.……..3.
Winner: Monty Brown
Styles: Monty Brown picks up the victory.
Gertner: Monty Brown showing that he’s ready to take on Rhino in less then a month from now.
Monty heads to the back, and Gunn gets up. Chris Harris runs through the crowd, goes into the ring, and spears Billy Gunn.
Styles: What was that for? Chris Harris just came through the crowd and speared Billy Gunn.
Gertner: Well we know that Harris and James Storm came here together, but Storm recently suffered a leg injury and is expected to be out for several months.
Styles: But why Billy Gunn?
Gertner: Why are you asking me?
Styles: Anyway, up next, the world champion Brock Lesnar takes on Lance Storm.
*Commercial Break*
Non-Title: Brock Lesnar vs. Lance Storm
They start in a tie up, and Lesnar shoves Storm into the ropes. He gives him repeated knees to the gut. Lesnar then gives Storm a belly-to-belly suplex. Lesnar picks Storm up, and gives him a suplex. Lesnar goes for the cover. 1.…..and Storm kicks out quickly. Lesnar lifts Storm over his head, and slams him to the mat. Lesnar gives Storm an elbow drop, followed by another. Lesnar sets up for a quick F-5, but Storm quickly escapes. Lesnar runs toward Storm, Storm pulls down the ropes, and Lesnar goes flying over the top rope.
Styles: What veteran instinct by Lance Storm.
Gertner: Well is Brock Lesnar focused on the match, or the possibility of facing A.J. Styles at Retribution for Brock’s world title?
Styles: Good question, but Brock needs to focus on the task at hand. If Storm were to pull off the upset, he’d have to be taken into consideration for a world title shot.
Storm climbs to the top rope, and jumps onto Lesnar. Storm then puts Lesnar back into the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.……2..and Lesnar kicks out. Storm then puts Lesnar in a half Boston crab. After a few seconds, Lesnar is able to grab the ropes. Storm kicks Lesnar in the shin as he gets up, and does it again. Lesnar is limping, Storm goes to the top rope, and gives Lesnar a missile dropkick. Storm goes for the cover. 1.……2.…and Lesnar kicks out.
Styles: Brock Lesnar might want to start worrying about Lance Storm right about now.
Storm then puts Lesnar in a sharpshooter. However, Lesnar squirms out of it before Storm fully puts it on. Lesnar gets up, and gives Storm a hard clothesline. Lesnar then gives Storm a power bomb, followed by another, and a third.
Styles: Wow! A triple power bomb move from the world champion!
Lesnar picks Storm up, sets up for the F-5, but Storm reverses it into a rollup. 1.………2.………..and Lesnar kicks out just before three. An enraged Lesnar goes for another clothesline, Storm ducks, and puts Lesnar into a small package. 1.…….2.………but Lesnar kicks out. Lesnar quickly catches Storm, and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex. Lesnar picks up Storm, sets up for the F-5, but Storm gets out of it again. Lesnar turns around, and Storm hits him with a super kick to the face. Storm goes for the cover. 1.………..2.…………and Lesnar kicks out. Storm goes for another super kick, but Lesnar blocks it, grabs Storm and gives him an atomic drop. Lesnar picks Storm up, sets up for the F-5, and hits it. Lesnar goes for the cover. 1.……….2.……….3.
Winner: Brock Lesnar
Lesnar celebrates, and A.J. Styles’ music hits.
AJ: Brock, congratulations on your win, but I have bad news for you. I just spoke to Eric Bischoff. At Retribution, you will be defending your world title against me, A.J. Styles!
Styles: Wow! Brock Lesnar vs. A.J. Styles at Retribution!
Gertner: That’s a heck of a main event.
Styles: Folks don’t go anywhere. Up next is Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. And the guest, is Samoa Joe. Don’t miss it, that’s next.
*Commercial Break*
Chris Jericho’s music is playing and the Highlight Reel set is set up.
Jericho: Welcome, to Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel! Of course, starring, Y2J himself. The highlight of the night. The sexy beast. The first ever undisputed champion. I could go on and on, but frankly, I just don’t have the time. Because my guest at this time, give it up, for the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe!
Samoa Joe’s music hits, and he walks down to the ring.
Jericho: Samoa Joe, thank you for coming out here.
Joe: My pleasure Chris, thanks for having me.
Jericho: Let me start off with this question. Who do you think you are you stupid son of a b*tch?
Joe looks shocked at the question, but is keeping his temper.
Jericho: You heard me right a$$clown. This is the thing that ticks me off. I have been on top of Prime Time Wrestling since the beginning. I was the first ever world champion here. So you would think that people are raving about Y2J. But no, they are raving about Samoa Joe and his undefeated streak. Big deal, you beat an x division scrub here and there. Do you want a friggin medal? Huh, Joe?
Joe: I’d watch it Chris, because if not, just get ready for the crowd to chant, Joe’s Gonna Kill You.
Jericho: More like Joe’s Gonna Eat You. Honestly, look at how out of shape you are. I’m a sexy beast, and quite frankly, take out the sexy part, and you’re left with beast, which basically applies to you.
Joe: Jericho, I am a few seconds away from knocking you out.
Jericho: Oh I’m scared, ladies and gentleman, I am supposed to be scared of the Samoan Fata$$ Machine! I…..
Joe clotheslines Jericho. He takes a stool and hits Jericho in the back with it. Joe starts to tear apart the Highlight Reel set. Joe then gives Jericho a senton splash. Joe sets up Jericho on the top rope, and gives Jericho a Musclebuster. Joe then picks Jericho up, sets him up on the top rope, and gives him yet another Musclebuster.
Joe’s music plays, as he’s standing over Jericho as Thundershock comes to an end.
