Post by Sami Hazard on May 30, 2006 18:24:20 GMT -5
5/1 Adrenaline Rush in Uniondale, NY
Joey Styles: Well, we have an extreme show for you tonight coming up next, we have an exclusive performance by Down, then Big Show takes on the team of Low-Ki, Austin Aries, and Alex Shelley, and our main event is an Electrified Cage Match for the World Title between Seven and the challengers Raven and Vampiro. Not to mention, the person who is pinned must get their head shaved.
M$M: That’s right, how embarrassing that must be.
JS: Down is starting to set up.
M$M: Look at these guys they have no class, they tattoos and ripped clothes, I think Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans for a reason Joey.
JS: Let’s go down to the stage.
Segment 1 The Performance
Phil Anselmo: I feel the pressure; it lightens
to judge this spirit of mine
to be like the judgment
to be the king that is left behind
JS: What the hell is John Cena doing here?
Cena: Your time is up my time no-
M$M: Phil just whacked Cena with that mic stand.
Phil is hitting Cena with left and right punches. Cena gave him a ‘You can’t see me’ and tried to get him up for an FU. But, Phil pushes him off of the stage Cena far onto the electrical equipment and went through about three tables. Rosey, Jamal, and Bischoff come out and blindside Phil with a steel chain low blow. The rest of the band gets involved and whacks Bischoff with a cymbal, chucks Rosey into the amp, and whacks Jamal with a guitar.
Todd Gordon comes out
TG: Next week there will be a Street Fight between Phil and Cena with musical instrument surrounding the ring.
JS: That’s gonna be EXTREME!!
M$M: Watching two duds battle, for the best music, which both suck.
JS: Well, let’s go to our opening match.
Segment 2 Big Show vs. Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, and Low-Ki
As soon as Big Show hits the ring Shelley, Aries, and Low-Ki run in and attack him. Show big boots Shelley. Chokeslams Aries, and presses Low-Ki out of the ring. Shelly and Aries from behind give Show at two man crucifix Low-Ki gets in. He dropkicks Show, he falls over Aries is on Show for the pin then comes Shelley, then Low-Ki piles on top. 1…2…3.
Here are your winners Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, and Low-Ki.
Commercial
This is brought to you by Roadrunner Records and Hard Rock Café.
Segment 3
Low-Ki: I was the star of that match if it wasn’t for me you and your buddy would be squashed.
Shelley: No way man, I don’t know what got into you but it better stop.
Low-Ki: You better watch your mouth fool, before I mess you up.
Shelley: What are you gonna do?
Low-Ki: Watch me! (Jabs Alex in the right eye and is busted open).
JS: Why would Ki do that to a friend?
M$M: Friends don’t matter once you’re the champ.
Segment 4 The Miz vs. Samoa Joe
Mike and Joe pace around the ring, then goes for a clothesline on Miz. Joe picks him up goes for the Musclebuster once Miz is down Joe applies a Modified Head-Scissor. He refused to tap. The ref picks up his hand, it goes down. 1… He picks it up again, it goes down again. 2… It’s picked up, it goes down 3…
Here is your winner and No. 1 Contender for the Ultimate Highspot Title, Samoa Joe.
JS: What a cheap victory!
M$M: What are you talking about he knocked him out fair and square.
Segment 5 Interview with Seven
Michael Cole: Seven, you were rewarded the RWA World Title and you are forced to defend it in an electrified steel cage against two diabolical geniuses also, if you pinned you get your head shaven. How does that make you fell?
Seven: I don’t care how many tables, ladders, chairs, and cages I have to go through to keep this prize right here, I will be the longest reigning champion of all time! Raven and Vampiro this is for you (gives middle finger).
JS: Let’s go to the ring where we have a battle royal for the TV Championship.
Segment 6 TV Championship
Amazing Red, Test, and Haas immediately eliminate Saturn. Then, Test presses Red out of the ring. Out nowhere, Jerry Lynn clotheslines both Haas and Test over the ropes.
M$M: Lynn wins! Lynn wins!
Here is your winner and the New TV Champion Jerry Ly-
CM Punk comes down to the ring gives Lynn a Pepsi Plunge. He put Lynn on the ropes gives him a hurricarana. Lynn is out.
Here is your winner and the new TV Champion CM Punk
JS: Wow! You never know what could happen!
M$M: Anything is possible
Segment 7 AMW & Jarrett vs. Bad Boys & Rhyno
On his way to the ring, Jeff Jarrett is attacked by Rhyno with a Singapore Cane. He hits him 10 times. Jarrett is bleeding profusely on his back. Rhyno then hits him on the forehead and there is blood pouring from Jarrett’s all over the entrance ramp. Rhino roll Jarrett in the ring. AMW comes in the ring to help Jarrett but, the Bad Boys jump AMW from behind. The bell rings, Rhyno pins Jarrett 1…2…3!
Here are your winners Rhyno and the Bad Boys.
JS: I told you this is gonna be EXTREME!
M$M: Yeah, yeah, ECW this, ECW that, blah, blah, blah. ECW IS OVER!!! Deal with it!!!!
Segment 8 Buff Bagwell’s Open Challenge
Nobody is coming out after 30 seconds.
Buff: Anyone, any-
Jay Lethal is coming down the entrance ramp. He’s in the ring. Bagwell goes for a punch Lethal dodges it. He hits a neckbreaker on Buff. Jay is on the top rope and goes for a 650 Splash. 1…2…No!
M$M: Bagwell can definitely take a punch especially from someone like Jay Lethal.
Buff gets up and sets Lethal up for a superplex. Lethal knocks him off he goes for another 650 Splash. Buff moves out of the way. Buff Military Presses Jay. Bagwell goes for a stalling suplex Jay falls on top. Jay applies a sleeper hold. He lets go. Lethal goes on the top rope and does a missile dropkick. Lethal goes for a German suplex and it connects. Jay whips Buff into the corner. Lethal does a 10 Punch on Buff. Lethal puts Bagwell on the top rope. He goes for a top rope T-Bone suplex. Cover 1…2…3!
Here is your winner Jay Lethal.
M$M: That lucky kid!
JS: That wasn’t luck it was skill. It takes skill to put on a match like that not luck!
M$M: Trust me, I’ve worked with Buff for years and he doesn’t give in to someone like that.
JS: Well, we have the Ultimate Highspot Championship coming up next.
Commercial
Segment 9 Ultimate Highspot Championship
JS: Well, the winner of this match will face Samo- speak of the devil it’s Samoa Joe.
Joe comes over to the commentary table.
M$M: Welcome, Joe great to see ya.
Joe: Shut up, both of you, I’m here to see who my next victim is to add to my defeated list. I’ll be doing the commentating for this match.
Syxx goes for many right jabs to face. And hits a bodyslam, goes for a second, reversed into an Asai DDT. Cover 1..No!
JS: Wha-
Joe: Did you just talk!!!!
Joe goes into the ring. He gives a Musclebuster to both Syxx and Parka. He gives a chairshot to Joey Styles, throws him in the ring, and drags him on top of La Parka, 1…2…3!
Here is your winner and the new Ultimate Highspot Champion Joey Styles???
M$M: Hahahahahaha, every man’s got his price! It’s gonna be Samoa Joe vs. Joey Styles next week.
Segment 10 Dudley Boys speak out
Spike: Team Xtreme claims they are more extreme than the Dudley family.
Bubba: They are wrong, you see we invented the flaming table; you may say you were in the first TLC match but guess what we were too! The bottom line is you can’t defeat us because we are more hardcore, skilled, and XTREME!!!!
DVon: AHH MAH BROTHA TESTIFY!!!!
Segment 11 The Main Event
Raven brings a trash can with a stapler, blowtorch, kendo stick, chain, handcuffs, and razor. Seven and Vampiro start grappling Raven takes out a kendo stick and whacks both of them in the back until they bleed. Raven then whips Seven into the electrified cage, Seven is shaking. Raven takes out the razor and tries to shave Seven’s head before the match is over but, fails to do it. Raven does the Raven Effect on Vampiro unto the trash can. Seven and Raven both whip Vampiro into the cage and staple his head to it. Seven knock Raven out of the way Sinner Shots Vampiro 1…2…3!
Here is your winner and still the champion Seven
M$M: It’s all over Vampiro is getting a haircut!!
Raven and Seven shake hands and handcuff Vampiro to the cage. Raven shouts ‘Remember what you did to me” takes the razor and viciously shaved Vampiro’s hair off. Thetr is blood all over his head. Raven takes the hair from the floor and shoves it in Vampiro’s mouth. Seven and Raven leave the ring and Vampiro is lying on the floor rubbing his head and can’t believe what just happened.
Later that night after the show Seven is found on the floor of the locker room with no pulse and is rushed to the hospital.
Show Recap
Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, & Low-Ki def. Big Show
Samoa Joe def. The Miz
CM Punk is the NEW TV Champion
Rhyno & Bad Boys def. Jeff Jarrett & AMW
Jay Lethal def. Buff Bagwell
Joey Styles is the NEW Ultimate Highspot Champion
Seven def. Vampiro, Raven
Next show’s card (Subject to change)
Battle of the Bands Street Fight: Phil Anselmo vs. John Cena
Ultimate Highspot Championship: Samoa Joe vs. Joey Styles
Syxx vs. La Parka
Tag Team Championship: AMW vs. Bad Boys
Jeff Hardy vs. Bubba Ray
World Title No.1 Contenders: Kurt Angle vs. Tazz vs. Sabu vs. DDP vs. Goldberg vs. Truth vs. Johnny The Bull vs. Alex Shelley vs. Low-Ki vs. Sting vs. Rhyno
Joey Styles: Well, we have an extreme show for you tonight coming up next, we have an exclusive performance by Down, then Big Show takes on the team of Low-Ki, Austin Aries, and Alex Shelley, and our main event is an Electrified Cage Match for the World Title between Seven and the challengers Raven and Vampiro. Not to mention, the person who is pinned must get their head shaved.
M$M: That’s right, how embarrassing that must be.
JS: Down is starting to set up.
M$M: Look at these guys they have no class, they tattoos and ripped clothes, I think Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans for a reason Joey.
JS: Let’s go down to the stage.
Segment 1 The Performance
Phil Anselmo: I feel the pressure; it lightens
to judge this spirit of mine
to be like the judgment
to be the king that is left behind
JS: What the hell is John Cena doing here?
Cena: Your time is up my time no-
M$M: Phil just whacked Cena with that mic stand.
Phil is hitting Cena with left and right punches. Cena gave him a ‘You can’t see me’ and tried to get him up for an FU. But, Phil pushes him off of the stage Cena far onto the electrical equipment and went through about three tables. Rosey, Jamal, and Bischoff come out and blindside Phil with a steel chain low blow. The rest of the band gets involved and whacks Bischoff with a cymbal, chucks Rosey into the amp, and whacks Jamal with a guitar.
Todd Gordon comes out
TG: Next week there will be a Street Fight between Phil and Cena with musical instrument surrounding the ring.
JS: That’s gonna be EXTREME!!
M$M: Watching two duds battle, for the best music, which both suck.
JS: Well, let’s go to our opening match.
Segment 2 Big Show vs. Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, and Low-Ki
As soon as Big Show hits the ring Shelley, Aries, and Low-Ki run in and attack him. Show big boots Shelley. Chokeslams Aries, and presses Low-Ki out of the ring. Shelly and Aries from behind give Show at two man crucifix Low-Ki gets in. He dropkicks Show, he falls over Aries is on Show for the pin then comes Shelley, then Low-Ki piles on top. 1…2…3.
Here are your winners Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, and Low-Ki.
Commercial
This is brought to you by Roadrunner Records and Hard Rock Café.
Segment 3
Low-Ki: I was the star of that match if it wasn’t for me you and your buddy would be squashed.
Shelley: No way man, I don’t know what got into you but it better stop.
Low-Ki: You better watch your mouth fool, before I mess you up.
Shelley: What are you gonna do?
Low-Ki: Watch me! (Jabs Alex in the right eye and is busted open).
JS: Why would Ki do that to a friend?
M$M: Friends don’t matter once you’re the champ.
Segment 4 The Miz vs. Samoa Joe
Mike and Joe pace around the ring, then goes for a clothesline on Miz. Joe picks him up goes for the Musclebuster once Miz is down Joe applies a Modified Head-Scissor. He refused to tap. The ref picks up his hand, it goes down. 1… He picks it up again, it goes down again. 2… It’s picked up, it goes down 3…
Here is your winner and No. 1 Contender for the Ultimate Highspot Title, Samoa Joe.
JS: What a cheap victory!
M$M: What are you talking about he knocked him out fair and square.
Segment 5 Interview with Seven
Michael Cole: Seven, you were rewarded the RWA World Title and you are forced to defend it in an electrified steel cage against two diabolical geniuses also, if you pinned you get your head shaven. How does that make you fell?
Seven: I don’t care how many tables, ladders, chairs, and cages I have to go through to keep this prize right here, I will be the longest reigning champion of all time! Raven and Vampiro this is for you (gives middle finger).
JS: Let’s go to the ring where we have a battle royal for the TV Championship.
Segment 6 TV Championship
Amazing Red, Test, and Haas immediately eliminate Saturn. Then, Test presses Red out of the ring. Out nowhere, Jerry Lynn clotheslines both Haas and Test over the ropes.
M$M: Lynn wins! Lynn wins!
Here is your winner and the New TV Champion Jerry Ly-
CM Punk comes down to the ring gives Lynn a Pepsi Plunge. He put Lynn on the ropes gives him a hurricarana. Lynn is out.
Here is your winner and the new TV Champion CM Punk
JS: Wow! You never know what could happen!
M$M: Anything is possible
Segment 7 AMW & Jarrett vs. Bad Boys & Rhyno
On his way to the ring, Jeff Jarrett is attacked by Rhyno with a Singapore Cane. He hits him 10 times. Jarrett is bleeding profusely on his back. Rhyno then hits him on the forehead and there is blood pouring from Jarrett’s all over the entrance ramp. Rhino roll Jarrett in the ring. AMW comes in the ring to help Jarrett but, the Bad Boys jump AMW from behind. The bell rings, Rhyno pins Jarrett 1…2…3!
Here are your winners Rhyno and the Bad Boys.
JS: I told you this is gonna be EXTREME!
M$M: Yeah, yeah, ECW this, ECW that, blah, blah, blah. ECW IS OVER!!! Deal with it!!!!
Segment 8 Buff Bagwell’s Open Challenge
Nobody is coming out after 30 seconds.
Buff: Anyone, any-
Jay Lethal is coming down the entrance ramp. He’s in the ring. Bagwell goes for a punch Lethal dodges it. He hits a neckbreaker on Buff. Jay is on the top rope and goes for a 650 Splash. 1…2…No!
M$M: Bagwell can definitely take a punch especially from someone like Jay Lethal.
Buff gets up and sets Lethal up for a superplex. Lethal knocks him off he goes for another 650 Splash. Buff moves out of the way. Buff Military Presses Jay. Bagwell goes for a stalling suplex Jay falls on top. Jay applies a sleeper hold. He lets go. Lethal goes on the top rope and does a missile dropkick. Lethal goes for a German suplex and it connects. Jay whips Buff into the corner. Lethal does a 10 Punch on Buff. Lethal puts Bagwell on the top rope. He goes for a top rope T-Bone suplex. Cover 1…2…3!
Here is your winner Jay Lethal.
M$M: That lucky kid!
JS: That wasn’t luck it was skill. It takes skill to put on a match like that not luck!
M$M: Trust me, I’ve worked with Buff for years and he doesn’t give in to someone like that.
JS: Well, we have the Ultimate Highspot Championship coming up next.
Commercial
Segment 9 Ultimate Highspot Championship
JS: Well, the winner of this match will face Samo- speak of the devil it’s Samoa Joe.
Joe comes over to the commentary table.
M$M: Welcome, Joe great to see ya.
Joe: Shut up, both of you, I’m here to see who my next victim is to add to my defeated list. I’ll be doing the commentating for this match.
Syxx goes for many right jabs to face. And hits a bodyslam, goes for a second, reversed into an Asai DDT. Cover 1..No!
JS: Wha-
Joe: Did you just talk!!!!
Joe goes into the ring. He gives a Musclebuster to both Syxx and Parka. He gives a chairshot to Joey Styles, throws him in the ring, and drags him on top of La Parka, 1…2…3!
Here is your winner and the new Ultimate Highspot Champion Joey Styles???
M$M: Hahahahahaha, every man’s got his price! It’s gonna be Samoa Joe vs. Joey Styles next week.
Segment 10 Dudley Boys speak out
Spike: Team Xtreme claims they are more extreme than the Dudley family.
Bubba: They are wrong, you see we invented the flaming table; you may say you were in the first TLC match but guess what we were too! The bottom line is you can’t defeat us because we are more hardcore, skilled, and XTREME!!!!
DVon: AHH MAH BROTHA TESTIFY!!!!
Segment 11 The Main Event
Raven brings a trash can with a stapler, blowtorch, kendo stick, chain, handcuffs, and razor. Seven and Vampiro start grappling Raven takes out a kendo stick and whacks both of them in the back until they bleed. Raven then whips Seven into the electrified cage, Seven is shaking. Raven takes out the razor and tries to shave Seven’s head before the match is over but, fails to do it. Raven does the Raven Effect on Vampiro unto the trash can. Seven and Raven both whip Vampiro into the cage and staple his head to it. Seven knock Raven out of the way Sinner Shots Vampiro 1…2…3!
Here is your winner and still the champion Seven
M$M: It’s all over Vampiro is getting a haircut!!
Raven and Seven shake hands and handcuff Vampiro to the cage. Raven shouts ‘Remember what you did to me” takes the razor and viciously shaved Vampiro’s hair off. Thetr is blood all over his head. Raven takes the hair from the floor and shoves it in Vampiro’s mouth. Seven and Raven leave the ring and Vampiro is lying on the floor rubbing his head and can’t believe what just happened.
Later that night after the show Seven is found on the floor of the locker room with no pulse and is rushed to the hospital.
Show Recap
Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, & Low-Ki def. Big Show
Samoa Joe def. The Miz
CM Punk is the NEW TV Champion
Rhyno & Bad Boys def. Jeff Jarrett & AMW
Jay Lethal def. Buff Bagwell
Joey Styles is the NEW Ultimate Highspot Champion
Seven def. Vampiro, Raven
Next show’s card (Subject to change)
Battle of the Bands Street Fight: Phil Anselmo vs. John Cena
Ultimate Highspot Championship: Samoa Joe vs. Joey Styles
Syxx vs. La Parka
Tag Team Championship: AMW vs. Bad Boys
Jeff Hardy vs. Bubba Ray
World Title No.1 Contenders: Kurt Angle vs. Tazz vs. Sabu vs. DDP vs. Goldberg vs. Truth vs. Johnny The Bull vs. Alex Shelley vs. Low-Ki vs. Sting vs. Rhyno
