Post by foshizzle on Jun 1, 2006 17:45:18 GMT -5
Click, Click, Boom hits the arena in Austin, Texas!
SM: Welcome to TBWE!
I'm Shane O Mac and tonight is the night everybody finds out what REAL entertainment is! My Father Vince, the owner of the WWE has male cheerleaders in the main event. Hello, thats not wrestling thats Entertainment. Sports Entertainment sucks! We aren't the WWE! Were TBWE and tonight we show you a dang good show!
Commercial Break........
You Are, You Are hits as Aj Styles makes his way to the ring, then Somoa Joe comes out.....
They start off with chain wrestling then Aj slaps Joe! Joe throws Aj into the corner and hits some deadly kicks followed by a running dropkick by Joe!12 no. Aj got the shoulder up and Joe quickly snap suplexs Aj. Joe locks in a sleeper hold. Aj struggles and is able to fight his way to his feet. Pele out of nowhere! 12 no Joe got his shoulder up. Aj hits a missile dropkick from the apron and ran off the ropes for a spinning DDT! 12 and Joe got a kick-out. Aj grabbed Joe and connected with drop dead attack. Joe is still standing so Aj runs off the rope for a cross body but Joe countered into a Fall Away slam. 12 no. Joe went for a tombstone pile driver but Aj countered into the Styles Clash! 12 no! Aj brings Joe to the middle and go's for a spiral Tap but misses! Joe gets up and hist a huge full nelson slam! 12 no!
Commercial Break
Joe has Aj in a cobra clutch but Aj fights out and gos for a northern lights suplex. 12 no, Joe kicked out. Aj threw Joe outside and hit a flip plauncha to the outside! Joe fights back and throes Aj into the steel ring steps! Joe go's for a dvd but Aj counter into a school boy. 12 no! Aj goes up top but Joe stops him and hits a muscle buster! Joe looks at the crowd and smiles! He hits a dvd on Aj! 123!
JS: Here is your winner at 23:57, The Killer, Somoa Joe!
MC: Hi I'm Michael Cole and I'm standing by with Chris Jericho! Now Jericho I have to ask you, are you nervous about facing Triple H?
J: What? Me nervous, no way in Hell! Tonight me against you Hunter. 1 on 1. Man to man. Nose to Nos- Well actually your nose isn't considered a nose. More like a cone! Back on topic, I only have 2 words for you........ Hunter........... Bring It!
JS: The following contest is a battle royal for the T.V. title.
Everybody go's after everybody in the opening min. in the battle royal. Romeo gos to eliminate Vito but Vito ducks and sends Romeo to the outside. Raven brought a trash can to the ring and is destroying Haas with it. Mysterio gos for a 619 but Chris Harris and James Storm hit a huge double boot and go's for the Death Sentence! It connects and Rhino hits a double gore on them! Vito gets thrown over the top by Jerry Lynn. Jerry throws Ravens trash can over the top rope and go's to work on Raven! Haas gets took-en out on a stretcher! Mysterio hist a moonsault on to everybody at once! Mysterio throws James Storm over the top after a 619! Raven ddt's Rhino and hits him with a chair but Rhino fights back and uses his momentum to throw Raven over the top but accidentally throws himself over too! Harris hits a Suplex on Mysterio and Jerry Lynn gets up and back drops Harris over the top! Mysterio and Lynn chain-wrestle and Mysterio gets hurricanranad by Lynn! Lynn hits a brain buster and trys to throw Mysterio over the top rope but Mysterio fights back and hits a ddt. Lynn counters into a electric chair drop! Lynn sets Mysterio on the top rope and hits a superplex from the top! Mysterio counters and dropkicks Lynn over the top!
JS: Here is your winner at 18:22, Rey Mysterio Jr.
Commercial Break
Sabin comes out followed by Shelley......
Sabin: Tonight is the night I said I wanted to tell you the answer. I don't really think it would work in TBWE! GN doesn't need to come back man! I'm sorry, but no!
Alex: Come on, at least give it a shot. Hey man I have something that is gonna change your mind! Please welcome...... Roderick STRONG!
Roderick Strong comes out in a GN shirt!
Strong: Long time no see. Alex told me that you were having trouble making up your mind about having GN come back and well lets just say if you aren't with us your against us! Sabin, I hope your with us!
Sabin: NO!
Alex:OK.
Super kick by Strong and Alex hits a Sliced Bread #2!
Commercial Break
JS: Since the Divas are already in the ring this match can start!
Trish beats James with rights and lefts as Lita stares on. Lita hits a cross body and slaps her! Trish spears Lita out of the ring! Mickie hits a Plauncha to the outside and rolls Lita in. 12 no. Lita fights back and hits a ddt! 12 no. Trish broke up the pin and go's for a Trish kick but Lita ducks and hits a monkey flip on to James! Lita hits the Twist of Fate on Trish! 123!
JS: Here is your winner at 4:10, Lita!
Oh Yeahhhhhh..... hits and Matt Hardy comes out but Senshi attacks him from behind! Senshi throws Matt in to the barricade. He picks Hardy up and Throes him into the ring. Hardy gets a kick to the gut in and fights back! Hardy hits a arm drop and locks Senshi in an arm lock. Senshi fights back and hits a 1- arm slam
and go's for the cover. 1 no. Hardy rolls over and starts hammering away on Senshi! Senshi rolls to the outside and grabs a table and Matt hits flip over the top to the outside! Matt sets up the table and lays Senshi on it! Matt grabs a huge ladder and climbs up it and go's for a swanton Bomb but Senshi moves and Hardy go's crashing threw the table! Senshi rolls Matt in the ring and gos for the Ki Krusher but Hardy gets up and hits a side effect off the top rope! 12 no! Senshi gets up and hits a shining wizard and then hits a power bomb! 12 no! Senshi grabs the ladder and lays it down in the ring. Senshi powerslams Hardy on the ladder and hits a rolling thunder but Hardy moved and Senshi's back hit the ladder hard! Hardy grabs a steel chain and hits Senshi skull with it! Hardy grabbed Senshi and goes for the twist of fate but Senshi hits a back cracker! Senshi sets Hardy up on the ladder to were his feet are hanging above his head and his feet are the only part of the body trapped in the ladder! Senshi go's above Hardy's legs on the ladder and hits the Ki Krusher for the 123!
JS: Here is your winner of the street fight, Senshi!
Commercial Break
Cage Match already in progress!- Orton go's for the RKO but Adam counters into a spear! Adam starts to punish Orton! Adam slams Orton's face into the steel cage door! The door fly's open and knocks the ref out cold! Adam throws Orton out of the cage over the guardrail! Adam grabs a chair and hits Orton in the face with it! Bob Orton hits Edge with his cast and throws Adam into the steps. Orton grabs the chair and hits Adam over the head with it!
JS: I have just been informed that the UPN station has just said that we can not do are main event tonight but Can do it next week on Impact!
Orton hits a ddt inside the cage and go's for the cover! 12 no. Orton then hits the RKO but Bob Orton has the ref tied up so Orton turns around and gets speared! 123!
JS: Here is your winner at 20:20, Adam Copeland!
Bow down hit as HHH walks out!
HHH: Tonight I was set to destroy Y2j but the UPN network said I couldn't! So I Say just give me Jericho right here and I will kick his but!
Break the walls Down!.....
Jericho and HHH brawl all over the cage. HHH counters right hand into the pedigree! HHH grabs the belt and holds it above Y2Js head.
Show ends
SM: Welcome to TBWE!
I'm Shane O Mac and tonight is the night everybody finds out what REAL entertainment is! My Father Vince, the owner of the WWE has male cheerleaders in the main event. Hello, thats not wrestling thats Entertainment. Sports Entertainment sucks! We aren't the WWE! Were TBWE and tonight we show you a dang good show!
Commercial Break........
You Are, You Are hits as Aj Styles makes his way to the ring, then Somoa Joe comes out.....
They start off with chain wrestling then Aj slaps Joe! Joe throws Aj into the corner and hits some deadly kicks followed by a running dropkick by Joe!12 no. Aj got the shoulder up and Joe quickly snap suplexs Aj. Joe locks in a sleeper hold. Aj struggles and is able to fight his way to his feet. Pele out of nowhere! 12 no Joe got his shoulder up. Aj hits a missile dropkick from the apron and ran off the ropes for a spinning DDT! 12 and Joe got a kick-out. Aj grabbed Joe and connected with drop dead attack. Joe is still standing so Aj runs off the rope for a cross body but Joe countered into a Fall Away slam. 12 no. Joe went for a tombstone pile driver but Aj countered into the Styles Clash! 12 no! Aj brings Joe to the middle and go's for a spiral Tap but misses! Joe gets up and hist a huge full nelson slam! 12 no!
Commercial Break
Joe has Aj in a cobra clutch but Aj fights out and gos for a northern lights suplex. 12 no, Joe kicked out. Aj threw Joe outside and hit a flip plauncha to the outside! Joe fights back and throes Aj into the steel ring steps! Joe go's for a dvd but Aj counter into a school boy. 12 no! Aj goes up top but Joe stops him and hits a muscle buster! Joe looks at the crowd and smiles! He hits a dvd on Aj! 123!
JS: Here is your winner at 23:57, The Killer, Somoa Joe!
MC: Hi I'm Michael Cole and I'm standing by with Chris Jericho! Now Jericho I have to ask you, are you nervous about facing Triple H?
J: What? Me nervous, no way in Hell! Tonight me against you Hunter. 1 on 1. Man to man. Nose to Nos- Well actually your nose isn't considered a nose. More like a cone! Back on topic, I only have 2 words for you........ Hunter........... Bring It!
JS: The following contest is a battle royal for the T.V. title.
Everybody go's after everybody in the opening min. in the battle royal. Romeo gos to eliminate Vito but Vito ducks and sends Romeo to the outside. Raven brought a trash can to the ring and is destroying Haas with it. Mysterio gos for a 619 but Chris Harris and James Storm hit a huge double boot and go's for the Death Sentence! It connects and Rhino hits a double gore on them! Vito gets thrown over the top by Jerry Lynn. Jerry throws Ravens trash can over the top rope and go's to work on Raven! Haas gets took-en out on a stretcher! Mysterio hist a moonsault on to everybody at once! Mysterio throws James Storm over the top after a 619! Raven ddt's Rhino and hits him with a chair but Rhino fights back and uses his momentum to throw Raven over the top but accidentally throws himself over too! Harris hits a Suplex on Mysterio and Jerry Lynn gets up and back drops Harris over the top! Mysterio and Lynn chain-wrestle and Mysterio gets hurricanranad by Lynn! Lynn hits a brain buster and trys to throw Mysterio over the top rope but Mysterio fights back and hits a ddt. Lynn counters into a electric chair drop! Lynn sets Mysterio on the top rope and hits a superplex from the top! Mysterio counters and dropkicks Lynn over the top!
JS: Here is your winner at 18:22, Rey Mysterio Jr.
Commercial Break
Sabin comes out followed by Shelley......
Sabin: Tonight is the night I said I wanted to tell you the answer. I don't really think it would work in TBWE! GN doesn't need to come back man! I'm sorry, but no!
Alex: Come on, at least give it a shot. Hey man I have something that is gonna change your mind! Please welcome...... Roderick STRONG!
Roderick Strong comes out in a GN shirt!
Strong: Long time no see. Alex told me that you were having trouble making up your mind about having GN come back and well lets just say if you aren't with us your against us! Sabin, I hope your with us!
Sabin: NO!
Alex:OK.
Super kick by Strong and Alex hits a Sliced Bread #2!
Commercial Break
JS: Since the Divas are already in the ring this match can start!
Trish beats James with rights and lefts as Lita stares on. Lita hits a cross body and slaps her! Trish spears Lita out of the ring! Mickie hits a Plauncha to the outside and rolls Lita in. 12 no. Lita fights back and hits a ddt! 12 no. Trish broke up the pin and go's for a Trish kick but Lita ducks and hits a monkey flip on to James! Lita hits the Twist of Fate on Trish! 123!
JS: Here is your winner at 4:10, Lita!
Oh Yeahhhhhh..... hits and Matt Hardy comes out but Senshi attacks him from behind! Senshi throws Matt in to the barricade. He picks Hardy up and Throes him into the ring. Hardy gets a kick to the gut in and fights back! Hardy hits a arm drop and locks Senshi in an arm lock. Senshi fights back and hits a 1- arm slam
and go's for the cover. 1 no. Hardy rolls over and starts hammering away on Senshi! Senshi rolls to the outside and grabs a table and Matt hits flip over the top to the outside! Matt sets up the table and lays Senshi on it! Matt grabs a huge ladder and climbs up it and go's for a swanton Bomb but Senshi moves and Hardy go's crashing threw the table! Senshi rolls Matt in the ring and gos for the Ki Krusher but Hardy gets up and hits a side effect off the top rope! 12 no! Senshi gets up and hits a shining wizard and then hits a power bomb! 12 no! Senshi grabs the ladder and lays it down in the ring. Senshi powerslams Hardy on the ladder and hits a rolling thunder but Hardy moved and Senshi's back hit the ladder hard! Hardy grabs a steel chain and hits Senshi skull with it! Hardy grabbed Senshi and goes for the twist of fate but Senshi hits a back cracker! Senshi sets Hardy up on the ladder to were his feet are hanging above his head and his feet are the only part of the body trapped in the ladder! Senshi go's above Hardy's legs on the ladder and hits the Ki Krusher for the 123!
JS: Here is your winner of the street fight, Senshi!
Commercial Break
Cage Match already in progress!- Orton go's for the RKO but Adam counters into a spear! Adam starts to punish Orton! Adam slams Orton's face into the steel cage door! The door fly's open and knocks the ref out cold! Adam throws Orton out of the cage over the guardrail! Adam grabs a chair and hits Orton in the face with it! Bob Orton hits Edge with his cast and throws Adam into the steps. Orton grabs the chair and hits Adam over the head with it!
JS: I have just been informed that the UPN station has just said that we can not do are main event tonight but Can do it next week on Impact!
Orton hits a ddt inside the cage and go's for the cover! 12 no. Orton then hits the RKO but Bob Orton has the ref tied up so Orton turns around and gets speared! 123!
JS: Here is your winner at 20:20, Adam Copeland!
Bow down hit as HHH walks out!
HHH: Tonight I was set to destroy Y2j but the UPN network said I couldn't! So I Say just give me Jericho right here and I will kick his but!
Break the walls Down!.....
Jericho and HHH brawl all over the cage. HHH counters right hand into the pedigree! HHH grabs the belt and holds it above Y2Js head.
Show ends