Post by divas2thextreme on May 21, 2006 9:53:41 GMT -5
The Cyberslam logo appears.
Sunny: Welcome to Cyberslam!
Ivory: What a show we have tonight! For the first time ever, and for the world title, Sable defends the belt against Chyna.
Sunny: The first man to ever compete in EDF will be Matt Hardy, and he takes on his former girlfriend, Lita. Candice also has a tough road ahead as she defends the TV title in a triple threat match against Melina and Mickie James.
Ivory: Long time rivals Trish Stratus and Victoria do battle in a tables match.
Sunny: All that and so much more. But we do regret to inform you that Molly Holly vs. Stacy Keibler has been cancelled, as Stacy Keibler is not medically cleared to wrestle tonight due to a minor injury that was not wrestling related.
Ivory: Despite that, we still have seven awesome matches, and we’re kicking off with a tag team title match.
Tag Team Titles: Gail Kim & Jackie Gayda © vs. Black America (Jazz & Sharmell)
Jackie and Sharmell start off. Sharmell shoves Jackie down and showboats. Jackie then gives Sharmell rights and lefts and gets her into the corner. Jackie runs to her, and gives her a monkey flip. Sharmell quickly tags out to Jazz. Jackie then tags out to Gail. Gail comes in, Jazz grabs her, puts her in a slam position but Gail gets out of it with a head scissors. Jazz charges at Gail and Gail gives her an arm drag. Jazz gets up, charges at Gail again, but Gail ducks, pulls the ropes down, and Jazz goes flying over the top rope.
Sunny: Gail getting the best of Jazz again.
Ivory: But trust me, pinning Jazz twice is very tough to do indeed.
Gail goes over to Jazz, Jazz trips her and brings her outside. Jazz lifts Gail up over her head, and drops Gail on her head on the tip of the announcer’s table. Jazz then picks Gail up, and slams her on the edge of the ring. Jazz brings Gail into the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.…2.….and Gail kicks out. Jazz sends Gail into the ropes, and gives her a snap slam. Jazz then goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..but Jackie breaks up the pin.
Ivory: We almost had new tag team champions right there.
Jazz waits for Gail to get up. Jazz goes for a clothesline, Gail ducks, and gives Jazz a dropkick. Jazz goes for another, but Gail gives her a backbreaker, and both women are down. Jackie and Sharmell are both screaming to tag in. Jazz reaches over to Sharmell, and Gail tags in Jackie just as Sharmell reaches her. Jackie comes in and knocks Sharmell down. Sharmell gets up, and Jackie gives her a suplex. Jackie then gives Sharmell a neckbreaker. Jazz then comes back in and gives Jackie a double axe handle to the face. Gail then comes in gives Jazz a dropkick. Jackie is staggering, and Sharmell gives her a stunner-like move.
Ivory: The referee has lost control of this match.
On the other side of the ring, Gail puts Jazz in a dragon sleeper. Sharmell picks Jackie up, and gives her a double axe kick. Sharmell then rushes to the other side of the ring, and breaks up the dragon sleeper. Sharmell goes for a clothesline, Gail grabs her arm, and puts her in a dragon sleeper as well. Jazz then gets up, picks up Jackie, and gives her a fisherman’s suplex, and has Jackie in a pin situation. 1.….2.……..3.
Winners and NEW Tag Team Champions, Black America (Jazz & Sharmell)
Ivory: New champs!
Sunny: Gail Kim was busy with Sharmell and I guess forgot that Jackie was the legal woman in the match.
Ivory: Wait, but wasn’t Sharmell the legal woman for Black America?
Sunny: You know what, I think you’re right. This finish sounds disputed to me.
Ivory: Well in any event, Black America now have tag team gold around their waists.
Sunny: Let’s send it to the back, where Terri is with Trinity.
Terri: I’m standing by with Trinity. Trinity, what are your thoughts about your strap match with Traci?
Trinity: I’m looking forward to this. I have never like Traci, and she has never liked me. Now I have the perfect opportunity to let her know, just how badly I dislike her.
Terri: Was there a particular reason why you wanted the pin fall and submission format, as opposed to the traditional strap match format where the winner must touch all four turnbuckles?
Trinity: Fact of the matter is, while Traci is screaming in pain, she could get lucky and touch four turnbuckles. But she won’t have the energy to pin me or make me tap out. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a beat down to attend to.
Terri: There you have it. It’s Trinity vs. Traci in a strap match, and it’s next.
Strap Match: Traci vs. Trinity
After a couple minutes, the referee was able to strap them together. Traci punches Trinity to start of the match. Traci then whips Trinity in the stomach with the strap. Traci then gives Trinity a suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.….2..and Trinity kicks out right after two. Trinity then hits Trinity again in the stomach with the strap. Traci picks Trinity up, and runs as fast as she can to the other side of the ring, and Trinity goes into the air and falls down.
Sunny: Traci is totally in control to start off the match.
Ivory: But knowing Trinity, that could change very shortly.
Traci then gives Trinity a dropkick. Traci then goes for a spear, but Trinity hits Traci in the head with the strap. Trinity then whips Traci with the strap, again, and then a third time. Trinity then goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…but Traci kicks out. Trinity then hits Traci in the mid-section with the strap, and then over the head. Trinity goes for the cover again. 1.…….2.…..and Traci kicks out.
Ivory: See I told you Trinity would take control.
Sunny: Don’t rule Traci out of the match. Trinity picks Traci up, and gives her a standing hurricanrana. Trinity brings Traci pretty close to the ropes. Trinity goes to the top rope, goes for a moonsault, but Traci pulls on the strap, and Trinity falls off the top rope. Traci gets herself enough time, goes to the top ropes, and gives Traci the pie in the sky, and has Trinity in a pinning position. 1.……2.……..3.
Winner: Traci
Sunny: That was one of the shortest strap matches to date.
Ivory: That was quite an impressive win by Traci.
Sunny: Up next, Shaniqua battles Torrie Wilson and Christy Hemme in a handicap match.
Handicap Match: Christy Hemme & Torrie Wilson vs. Shaniqua
Torrie charges at Shaniqua first, but Shaniqua pushes her down. Shaniqua then grabs Christy and gives her a snap mare. Torrie climbs on Shaniqua’s back, and Christy gets up and trips Shaniqua knocking her down. Christy and Torrie then give her repeated kicks to the stomach. Shaniqua then gets up and gives them a double clothesline. Shaniqua goes for the cover on Christy. 1.….2...and Christy kicks out. Shaniqua then gives Christy a scoop slam. Shaniqua then gives Torrie a scoop slam onto Christy. Shaniqua runs to the ropes for a splash, but they both move out of the way.
Ivory: Nobody home!
Sunny: A tough task for Torrie and Christy thus far, despite having the 2-on-1 advantage in this match.
Torrie gets up, and puts Shaniqua in a half Boston crab. Christy gives Shaniqua an elbow drop near her head, and then a leg drop, and Shaniqua eventually gets to the ropes. Christy and Torrie go over to Shaniqua for a double suplex, but Shaniqua suplexes them both back instead.
Ivory: Wow! Torrie and Christy went for a double suplex, but Shaniqua was able to suplex them both back.
Shaniqua picks Christy up, throws her into the ropes, and gives her a snap slam. Shaniqua goes for the cover. 1.…2.……but Torrie breaks up the pin. Shaniqua goes for a hard clothesline, Torrie ducks, and rolls Shaniqua up. 1.…..2.…..and Shaniqua kicks out. Torrie then gets up and Shaniqua finally meets her with a hard clothesline. Shaniqua picks Torrie up, and puts her in a torture rack.
Sunny: It’s the torture rack!
Ivory: It may be all over.
Christy then kicks Shaniqua in the back of her heel, which makes her let go of Torrie. On the way down, Torrie gives Shaniqua a DDT, and Torrie is hurt, so Christy goes for the cover. 1.……..2.………but Shaniqua kicks out. Christy picks Shaniqua up, but Shaniqua kicks her hard in the mid-section. Shaniqua puts Christy in powerbomb position, but Torrie slaps Shaniqua across the face. Torrie and Christy then give Shaniqua a double neckbreaker, and Torrie goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..and Shaniqua kicks out. Torrie goes for a x factor, but Shaniqua reverses it into a spine buster. Shaniqua then clotheslines Christy. Shaniqua picks Torrie up, Irish whips her into the ropes, and gives her a big boot. Shaniqua then picks up Christy, and gives her a choke slam onto Torrie. Shaniqua covers both of them. 1.…….2.……..3.
Winner: Shaniqua
Ivory: Shaniqua wins in dominating fashion.
Sunny: Torrie and Christy gave it their all, but they came up a little bit short. Who will be able to stop Shaniqua?
Ivory: Maria is in the back, standing by with Trish Stratus.
Maria: Hi, this is Maria, and I’m standing by with Trish Stratus. Trish, you have a tables match coming up next with Victoria. How do you feel about a tables match?
Trish: Well to be quite honest, I’m not too sure. I’ve gone through a table I believe just once, and it was a painful experience. So I’ll do all in my power to make sure that it doesn’t happen again tonight, and certainly not via Victoria.
Maria: But how will you use the chick kick into a table?
Trish: Maria, I have more moves then just one, trust me, I’ll be fine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to put a certain someone through a table.
Tables Match: Trish Stratus vs. Victoria
They start in a tie up, Victoria kicks Trish, and gives her a snap suplex. Victoria picks Trish up, sends her into the ropes, then elbows her in the head. Victoria picks Trish up, but Trish shoves her into the ring post. Trish chops Victoria, licks her hand, then chops Victoria again. Trish then gives Victoria a monkey flip. Trish goes for a Stratusfaction bulldog, but Victoria gives her a back body drop. Victoria climbs the top rope, but Trish gets back up, runs into the ropes, and Victoria falls down. Trish then heads outside of the ring.
Sunny: It looks like Trish wants to get a table.
Ivory: And indeed she does.
Trish then brings a table into the ring, and sets up the table in the corner. Trish Irish whips Victoria into that corner, but Victoria stops herself, and elbows Trish as Trish comes over. Victoria then moves Trish over, and sends her over the top rope. Victoria Irish whips Trish into the announcers table. Victoria then puts Trish on the announcers table. Victoria sets up Trish for the widow’s peak.
Ivory: Wait a minute, I think Victoria is going for the widow’s peak.
Sunny: Would that count as a victory if she hits it?
Ivory: I don’t think so, but I don’t want our table to break.
Victoria has Trish up, and hit’s the widow’s peak, as the table breaks. The referee says that it is not valid.
Ivory: And the referee rejects it as a victory. What kind of deal is this?
Sunny: Well technically, both ladies fell through the table at the same time, so maybe that was the referee’s reason.
An enraged Victoria then smacks Trish’s face onto a chair on the outside. Victoria then brings Trish back into the ring. Victoria brings the table out of the corner and sets it up near the middle of the ring. Victoria sets up Trish for a powerbomb near the table, but Trish gets out of it, and nails Victoria with the chick kick, and both women are down. They both get up, but Victoria is still staggering, and Trish gives her the Stratusfaction bulldog. Trish then puts Victoria on the wooden table, and Trish goes on it as well.
Sunny: When do we ever see this? Both women standing on the same wooden table.
Ivory: I love it!
Victoria then kicks Trish, sets her up for the widow’s peak, but Trish elbows out of it, and nails a chick kick, and Victoria falls off the table. Trish then does a splash onto Victoria. Trish picks Victoria up, but Victoria gives her a clothesline. Victoria picks Trish up, and gives her a sidewalk slam. Victoria picks Trish up again, goes for a widow’s peak, and connects. Victoria picks Trish up again, and sets her on the table.
Sunny: What does Victoria have in mind?
Ivory: I have no clue, lets find out.
Victoria climbs the top rope as Trish is on the table. Trish quickly gets up, and runs into the ropes, and Victoria is stuck on the top turnbuckle. Trish climbs the ropes, and goes all the way to the top rope. Trish then gives Victoria a suplex off the top rope through the table to win the match.
Winner: Trish Stratus
Sunny: Trish wins!
Ivory: What a match, but Victoria has a right to be angry after what happened with our announcers table.
Sunny: Nonetheless, Trish Stratus is victorious.
Ivory: Up next, Candice Michelle defends the TV title against Mickie James and Melina in a triple threat match.
TV Title: Candice Michelle © vs. Melina vs. Mickie James
Mickie charges at Melina to start off, and she gives her rights and lefts. Melina retreats to the outside, and Candice rolls Mickie up. 1.…..2..and Mickie kicks out right after two. Mickie gets right back up and delivers a drop kick to Candice. Melina comes back in and gives Mickie a clothesline from the back. Melina picks Mickie up, goes away from her, then charges at her, but Mickie sends her over the top rope. Candice then charges at Mickie, but Mickie sends her over the top rope as well. Mickie then climbs to the top rope, and jumps on top of both of them.
Sunny: Wow, what a move by Mickie.
Ivory: I hope for Mickie’s sake that she didn’t hurt herself just as much as she hurt the others.
Sunny: I think that would be fine with Mickie to be quite honest with you.
Mickie then puts Candice in the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…and Candice kicks out. Mickie then puts Candice in an abdominal stretch. Melina soon breaks it up, and gives Mickie a snap mare. Melina runs into the ropes, and does a running knee onto Mickie’s head. Melina goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…but Mickie kicks out. Melina picks Mickie up, goes for a piledriver, and connects. Melina then goes for the cover. 1.……2.…….but Candice breaks up the pin. Candice tries to reconcile with Melina, and tells her to work together to attack Mickie.
Sunny: It seems as if Candice and Melina are making alliances.
Ivory: You know how quickly these usually last, especially in a title match.
Melina picks Mickie up, and Melina and Candice give Mickie a double team suplex. Melina gives Mickie an elbow drop, then Candice gives Mickie an elbow drop as well. Candice picks Mickie up, and Melina and Candice give Mickie a double back body drop. Candice gloats around, and Melina picks Mickie back up, and slams her down. Candice then rolls up Melina from behind. 1.…….2.……..and Melina just kicks out. Candice tries to calm Melina down, Melina kicks Candice, and gives her a brain buster DDT. Melina goes for the cover. 1.………2.………but Mickie breaks up the pin. Melina gets back up, but Mickie meets her with a standing hurricanrana. Mickie then gives Melina an arm drag, and then a snap suplex.
Ivory: Mickie James building momentum here.
Sunny: We could very well have a new TV champion.
Mickie sets Melina up for a swinging DDT, but Candice breaks it up. Melina falls down, and Candice attempts a kiss of death on Mickie, but Mickie counters it into a Russian leg sweep. Mickie picks Melina up, but Melina kicks Mickie, and gives her a piledriver. Melina goes for the cover. 1.…….2.……..and Candice breaks up the pin. Melina then gives Candice a running knee to the face. Melina turns around, and Mickie meets her with yet another hurricanrana. Mickie picks Melina up, goes for a swinging DDT, and connects. Mickie is on her feet, and Candice gives her a rake to the eyes. Candice seizes the moment and goes for the cover on Melina. 1.…….2.……….3.
Winner and STILL TV Champion, Candice Michelle
Sunny: Candice steals the victory and retains the TV title.
Ivory: What do you mean stole the victory? Candice is an opportunist.
Sunny: Mickie had the match won, but Candice used her long nails to almost blind Mickie, and Candice was able to get the quick pin on Melina and retain the title.
Ivory: But coming up next, it’s the first ever intergender match. Yes, a man will be competing in Extreme Divas Federation. It will be Lita, taking on her former boyfriend, Matt Hardy.
Sunny: Welcome to Cyberslam!
Ivory: What a show we have tonight! For the first time ever, and for the world title, Sable defends the belt against Chyna.
Sunny: The first man to ever compete in EDF will be Matt Hardy, and he takes on his former girlfriend, Lita. Candice also has a tough road ahead as she defends the TV title in a triple threat match against Melina and Mickie James.
Ivory: Long time rivals Trish Stratus and Victoria do battle in a tables match.
Sunny: All that and so much more. But we do regret to inform you that Molly Holly vs. Stacy Keibler has been cancelled, as Stacy Keibler is not medically cleared to wrestle tonight due to a minor injury that was not wrestling related.
Ivory: Despite that, we still have seven awesome matches, and we’re kicking off with a tag team title match.
Tag Team Titles: Gail Kim & Jackie Gayda © vs. Black America (Jazz & Sharmell)
Jackie and Sharmell start off. Sharmell shoves Jackie down and showboats. Jackie then gives Sharmell rights and lefts and gets her into the corner. Jackie runs to her, and gives her a monkey flip. Sharmell quickly tags out to Jazz. Jackie then tags out to Gail. Gail comes in, Jazz grabs her, puts her in a slam position but Gail gets out of it with a head scissors. Jazz charges at Gail and Gail gives her an arm drag. Jazz gets up, charges at Gail again, but Gail ducks, pulls the ropes down, and Jazz goes flying over the top rope.
Sunny: Gail getting the best of Jazz again.
Ivory: But trust me, pinning Jazz twice is very tough to do indeed.
Gail goes over to Jazz, Jazz trips her and brings her outside. Jazz lifts Gail up over her head, and drops Gail on her head on the tip of the announcer’s table. Jazz then picks Gail up, and slams her on the edge of the ring. Jazz brings Gail into the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.…2.….and Gail kicks out. Jazz sends Gail into the ropes, and gives her a snap slam. Jazz then goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..but Jackie breaks up the pin.
Ivory: We almost had new tag team champions right there.
Jazz waits for Gail to get up. Jazz goes for a clothesline, Gail ducks, and gives Jazz a dropkick. Jazz goes for another, but Gail gives her a backbreaker, and both women are down. Jackie and Sharmell are both screaming to tag in. Jazz reaches over to Sharmell, and Gail tags in Jackie just as Sharmell reaches her. Jackie comes in and knocks Sharmell down. Sharmell gets up, and Jackie gives her a suplex. Jackie then gives Sharmell a neckbreaker. Jazz then comes back in and gives Jackie a double axe handle to the face. Gail then comes in gives Jazz a dropkick. Jackie is staggering, and Sharmell gives her a stunner-like move.
Ivory: The referee has lost control of this match.
On the other side of the ring, Gail puts Jazz in a dragon sleeper. Sharmell picks Jackie up, and gives her a double axe kick. Sharmell then rushes to the other side of the ring, and breaks up the dragon sleeper. Sharmell goes for a clothesline, Gail grabs her arm, and puts her in a dragon sleeper as well. Jazz then gets up, picks up Jackie, and gives her a fisherman’s suplex, and has Jackie in a pin situation. 1.….2.……..3.
Winners and NEW Tag Team Champions, Black America (Jazz & Sharmell)
Ivory: New champs!
Sunny: Gail Kim was busy with Sharmell and I guess forgot that Jackie was the legal woman in the match.
Ivory: Wait, but wasn’t Sharmell the legal woman for Black America?
Sunny: You know what, I think you’re right. This finish sounds disputed to me.
Ivory: Well in any event, Black America now have tag team gold around their waists.
Sunny: Let’s send it to the back, where Terri is with Trinity.
Terri: I’m standing by with Trinity. Trinity, what are your thoughts about your strap match with Traci?
Trinity: I’m looking forward to this. I have never like Traci, and she has never liked me. Now I have the perfect opportunity to let her know, just how badly I dislike her.
Terri: Was there a particular reason why you wanted the pin fall and submission format, as opposed to the traditional strap match format where the winner must touch all four turnbuckles?
Trinity: Fact of the matter is, while Traci is screaming in pain, she could get lucky and touch four turnbuckles. But she won’t have the energy to pin me or make me tap out. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a beat down to attend to.
Terri: There you have it. It’s Trinity vs. Traci in a strap match, and it’s next.
Strap Match: Traci vs. Trinity
After a couple minutes, the referee was able to strap them together. Traci punches Trinity to start of the match. Traci then whips Trinity in the stomach with the strap. Traci then gives Trinity a suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.….2..and Trinity kicks out right after two. Trinity then hits Trinity again in the stomach with the strap. Traci picks Trinity up, and runs as fast as she can to the other side of the ring, and Trinity goes into the air and falls down.
Sunny: Traci is totally in control to start off the match.
Ivory: But knowing Trinity, that could change very shortly.
Traci then gives Trinity a dropkick. Traci then goes for a spear, but Trinity hits Traci in the head with the strap. Trinity then whips Traci with the strap, again, and then a third time. Trinity then goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…but Traci kicks out. Trinity then hits Traci in the mid-section with the strap, and then over the head. Trinity goes for the cover again. 1.…….2.…..and Traci kicks out.
Ivory: See I told you Trinity would take control.
Sunny: Don’t rule Traci out of the match. Trinity picks Traci up, and gives her a standing hurricanrana. Trinity brings Traci pretty close to the ropes. Trinity goes to the top rope, goes for a moonsault, but Traci pulls on the strap, and Trinity falls off the top rope. Traci gets herself enough time, goes to the top ropes, and gives Traci the pie in the sky, and has Trinity in a pinning position. 1.……2.……..3.
Winner: Traci
Sunny: That was one of the shortest strap matches to date.
Ivory: That was quite an impressive win by Traci.
Sunny: Up next, Shaniqua battles Torrie Wilson and Christy Hemme in a handicap match.
Handicap Match: Christy Hemme & Torrie Wilson vs. Shaniqua
Torrie charges at Shaniqua first, but Shaniqua pushes her down. Shaniqua then grabs Christy and gives her a snap mare. Torrie climbs on Shaniqua’s back, and Christy gets up and trips Shaniqua knocking her down. Christy and Torrie then give her repeated kicks to the stomach. Shaniqua then gets up and gives them a double clothesline. Shaniqua goes for the cover on Christy. 1.….2...and Christy kicks out. Shaniqua then gives Christy a scoop slam. Shaniqua then gives Torrie a scoop slam onto Christy. Shaniqua runs to the ropes for a splash, but they both move out of the way.
Ivory: Nobody home!
Sunny: A tough task for Torrie and Christy thus far, despite having the 2-on-1 advantage in this match.
Torrie gets up, and puts Shaniqua in a half Boston crab. Christy gives Shaniqua an elbow drop near her head, and then a leg drop, and Shaniqua eventually gets to the ropes. Christy and Torrie go over to Shaniqua for a double suplex, but Shaniqua suplexes them both back instead.
Ivory: Wow! Torrie and Christy went for a double suplex, but Shaniqua was able to suplex them both back.
Shaniqua picks Christy up, throws her into the ropes, and gives her a snap slam. Shaniqua goes for the cover. 1.…2.……but Torrie breaks up the pin. Shaniqua goes for a hard clothesline, Torrie ducks, and rolls Shaniqua up. 1.…..2.…..and Shaniqua kicks out. Torrie then gets up and Shaniqua finally meets her with a hard clothesline. Shaniqua picks Torrie up, and puts her in a torture rack.
Sunny: It’s the torture rack!
Ivory: It may be all over.
Christy then kicks Shaniqua in the back of her heel, which makes her let go of Torrie. On the way down, Torrie gives Shaniqua a DDT, and Torrie is hurt, so Christy goes for the cover. 1.……..2.………but Shaniqua kicks out. Christy picks Shaniqua up, but Shaniqua kicks her hard in the mid-section. Shaniqua puts Christy in powerbomb position, but Torrie slaps Shaniqua across the face. Torrie and Christy then give Shaniqua a double neckbreaker, and Torrie goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..and Shaniqua kicks out. Torrie goes for a x factor, but Shaniqua reverses it into a spine buster. Shaniqua then clotheslines Christy. Shaniqua picks Torrie up, Irish whips her into the ropes, and gives her a big boot. Shaniqua then picks up Christy, and gives her a choke slam onto Torrie. Shaniqua covers both of them. 1.…….2.……..3.
Winner: Shaniqua
Ivory: Shaniqua wins in dominating fashion.
Sunny: Torrie and Christy gave it their all, but they came up a little bit short. Who will be able to stop Shaniqua?
Ivory: Maria is in the back, standing by with Trish Stratus.
Maria: Hi, this is Maria, and I’m standing by with Trish Stratus. Trish, you have a tables match coming up next with Victoria. How do you feel about a tables match?
Trish: Well to be quite honest, I’m not too sure. I’ve gone through a table I believe just once, and it was a painful experience. So I’ll do all in my power to make sure that it doesn’t happen again tonight, and certainly not via Victoria.
Maria: But how will you use the chick kick into a table?
Trish: Maria, I have more moves then just one, trust me, I’ll be fine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to put a certain someone through a table.
Tables Match: Trish Stratus vs. Victoria
They start in a tie up, Victoria kicks Trish, and gives her a snap suplex. Victoria picks Trish up, sends her into the ropes, then elbows her in the head. Victoria picks Trish up, but Trish shoves her into the ring post. Trish chops Victoria, licks her hand, then chops Victoria again. Trish then gives Victoria a monkey flip. Trish goes for a Stratusfaction bulldog, but Victoria gives her a back body drop. Victoria climbs the top rope, but Trish gets back up, runs into the ropes, and Victoria falls down. Trish then heads outside of the ring.
Sunny: It looks like Trish wants to get a table.
Ivory: And indeed she does.
Trish then brings a table into the ring, and sets up the table in the corner. Trish Irish whips Victoria into that corner, but Victoria stops herself, and elbows Trish as Trish comes over. Victoria then moves Trish over, and sends her over the top rope. Victoria Irish whips Trish into the announcers table. Victoria then puts Trish on the announcers table. Victoria sets up Trish for the widow’s peak.
Ivory: Wait a minute, I think Victoria is going for the widow’s peak.
Sunny: Would that count as a victory if she hits it?
Ivory: I don’t think so, but I don’t want our table to break.
Victoria has Trish up, and hit’s the widow’s peak, as the table breaks. The referee says that it is not valid.
Ivory: And the referee rejects it as a victory. What kind of deal is this?
Sunny: Well technically, both ladies fell through the table at the same time, so maybe that was the referee’s reason.
An enraged Victoria then smacks Trish’s face onto a chair on the outside. Victoria then brings Trish back into the ring. Victoria brings the table out of the corner and sets it up near the middle of the ring. Victoria sets up Trish for a powerbomb near the table, but Trish gets out of it, and nails Victoria with the chick kick, and both women are down. They both get up, but Victoria is still staggering, and Trish gives her the Stratusfaction bulldog. Trish then puts Victoria on the wooden table, and Trish goes on it as well.
Sunny: When do we ever see this? Both women standing on the same wooden table.
Ivory: I love it!
Victoria then kicks Trish, sets her up for the widow’s peak, but Trish elbows out of it, and nails a chick kick, and Victoria falls off the table. Trish then does a splash onto Victoria. Trish picks Victoria up, but Victoria gives her a clothesline. Victoria picks Trish up, and gives her a sidewalk slam. Victoria picks Trish up again, goes for a widow’s peak, and connects. Victoria picks Trish up again, and sets her on the table.
Sunny: What does Victoria have in mind?
Ivory: I have no clue, lets find out.
Victoria climbs the top rope as Trish is on the table. Trish quickly gets up, and runs into the ropes, and Victoria is stuck on the top turnbuckle. Trish climbs the ropes, and goes all the way to the top rope. Trish then gives Victoria a suplex off the top rope through the table to win the match.
Winner: Trish Stratus
Sunny: Trish wins!
Ivory: What a match, but Victoria has a right to be angry after what happened with our announcers table.
Sunny: Nonetheless, Trish Stratus is victorious.
Ivory: Up next, Candice Michelle defends the TV title against Mickie James and Melina in a triple threat match.
TV Title: Candice Michelle © vs. Melina vs. Mickie James
Mickie charges at Melina to start off, and she gives her rights and lefts. Melina retreats to the outside, and Candice rolls Mickie up. 1.…..2..and Mickie kicks out right after two. Mickie gets right back up and delivers a drop kick to Candice. Melina comes back in and gives Mickie a clothesline from the back. Melina picks Mickie up, goes away from her, then charges at her, but Mickie sends her over the top rope. Candice then charges at Mickie, but Mickie sends her over the top rope as well. Mickie then climbs to the top rope, and jumps on top of both of them.
Sunny: Wow, what a move by Mickie.
Ivory: I hope for Mickie’s sake that she didn’t hurt herself just as much as she hurt the others.
Sunny: I think that would be fine with Mickie to be quite honest with you.
Mickie then puts Candice in the ring, and goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…and Candice kicks out. Mickie then puts Candice in an abdominal stretch. Melina soon breaks it up, and gives Mickie a snap mare. Melina runs into the ropes, and does a running knee onto Mickie’s head. Melina goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…but Mickie kicks out. Melina picks Mickie up, goes for a piledriver, and connects. Melina then goes for the cover. 1.……2.…….but Candice breaks up the pin. Candice tries to reconcile with Melina, and tells her to work together to attack Mickie.
Sunny: It seems as if Candice and Melina are making alliances.
Ivory: You know how quickly these usually last, especially in a title match.
Melina picks Mickie up, and Melina and Candice give Mickie a double team suplex. Melina gives Mickie an elbow drop, then Candice gives Mickie an elbow drop as well. Candice picks Mickie up, and Melina and Candice give Mickie a double back body drop. Candice gloats around, and Melina picks Mickie back up, and slams her down. Candice then rolls up Melina from behind. 1.…….2.……..and Melina just kicks out. Candice tries to calm Melina down, Melina kicks Candice, and gives her a brain buster DDT. Melina goes for the cover. 1.………2.………but Mickie breaks up the pin. Melina gets back up, but Mickie meets her with a standing hurricanrana. Mickie then gives Melina an arm drag, and then a snap suplex.
Ivory: Mickie James building momentum here.
Sunny: We could very well have a new TV champion.
Mickie sets Melina up for a swinging DDT, but Candice breaks it up. Melina falls down, and Candice attempts a kiss of death on Mickie, but Mickie counters it into a Russian leg sweep. Mickie picks Melina up, but Melina kicks Mickie, and gives her a piledriver. Melina goes for the cover. 1.…….2.……..and Candice breaks up the pin. Melina then gives Candice a running knee to the face. Melina turns around, and Mickie meets her with yet another hurricanrana. Mickie picks Melina up, goes for a swinging DDT, and connects. Mickie is on her feet, and Candice gives her a rake to the eyes. Candice seizes the moment and goes for the cover on Melina. 1.…….2.……….3.
Winner and STILL TV Champion, Candice Michelle
Sunny: Candice steals the victory and retains the TV title.
Ivory: What do you mean stole the victory? Candice is an opportunist.
Sunny: Mickie had the match won, but Candice used her long nails to almost blind Mickie, and Candice was able to get the quick pin on Melina and retain the title.
Ivory: But coming up next, it’s the first ever intergender match. Yes, a man will be competing in Extreme Divas Federation. It will be Lita, taking on her former boyfriend, Matt Hardy.
