Post by thepounceperiod on May 13, 2006 22:58:17 GMT -5
My fed name is Slam Wrestling Federation (yea, couldn’t think of anything better). This is my first show, so please take the time to reply, as I obviously want to get better and better. I’m going to use the same strategy as other feds when they start. I’m going to go as if the champs are already set. A rundown of my champs: World is Kurt Angle, TV is John Cena, Women’s is Sable, and Cruiserweight is Chris Sabin. I want my fed to be as if I did live events and stuff, but now we’re debuting on TV and then PPV in a few weeks. So here it is.
The Mayhem pyro goes off.
JR: Welcome everyone to the inaugural edition of Mayhem!
King: I’m so excited, JR.
JR: And there’s no better way to kick off with a championship match. Our first of three starts now.
King: Three? Oh man JR, what a night this will be.
Cruiserweight Title: Chris Sabin © vs. Petey Williams
They start in a tie up, and Petey shoves Sabin down. Petey then gives Sabin an elbow drop. Petey charges at Sabin but Sabin flips Petey over the top rope. Sabin then climbs the turnbuckle and does a splash onto Petey onto the outside.
JR: Not even a minute into the match and the action has already spilled out onto the floor.
Sabin puts Petey back into the ring. Sabin then springboards off the top rope and does a leg drop onto Petey. Sabin goes for the cover. 1.…2.…..and Petey kicks out. Sabin then picks Petey up, and gives him a neckbreaker. Sabin then sets up Petey for a cradleshock, but Petey gets out of the position. Petey goes for a clothesline on Sabin, Sabin ducks, and Sabin dropkicks Petey onto the outside. Sabin then runs to the other side of the ring, comes back and does a suicide dive onto Petey, and both men are down.
JR: Wow, what action here King.
King: These men need to make sure that they get back into the ring before a ten count.
Sabin puts Petey into the ring. He goes for a springboard dropkick, but Petey gets out of the way and Sabin hit’s the mat. Sabin gets up, and Petey rolls Sabin up for the cover, and holds the trunks. 1.…..2.…….and Sabin kicks out. Petey then signals for the Canadian destroyer. He goes for it, but Sabin reverses it into an Alabama slam. Sabin goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……but Petey kicks out.
King: If Williams can hit the destroyer, we may have a new cruiserweight champion.
JR: To remind everyone at home, Warzone is our first pay-per-view, and if Sabin wants to defend his cruiserweight title there, he has to win this match against Petey Williams.
Sabin then picks up Petey for the cradleshock. He goes for it, but Petey jumps out of it at the last second, kicks Sabin, and gives him the Canadian destroyer. Petey goes for the cover. 1.…….2.……….3.
Winner, New Cruiserweight Champion: Petey Williams
King: No Warzone title defense for Chris Sabin, JR.
JR: And just like that, with one move, we have a new cruiserweight champion.
Bischoff is shown backstage talking on the phone.
Bischoff: Yeah, I got it. Hey listen, I’ll need to call you back.
Triple H appears.
Bischoff: Triple H, what can I do for you?
Triple H: Eric, I’d just like to thank you for granting me the opportunity to face Kurt Angle at Warzone for the world title.
Bischoff: It’s my pleasure Triple H.
Triple H: And I just want to let you know, that it’ll be my pleasure to represent SWF as the world champion.
Bischoff: That’s good to hear. You can do whatever you want, because you have the night off. Kurt Angle is facing Edge in a non-title match.
Triple H: Alright, I’ll watch the match. Thanks Eric.
*Commercial Break*
Chavo Guerrero vs. Elix Skipper vs. Gregory Helms vs. Kid Kash
Before the match gets started, the Nation of Domination’s music hits.
JR: What the hell is this?
King: It’s the Nation of Domination, JR.
JR: It’s a newly formed Nation of Domination. It is an intimidating group no doubt. Ron Killings, Orlando Jordan, The World’s Strongest Man, Mark Henry, and the leader of the pack, Shelton Benjamin.
King: But my question is what they are coming out here for.
Henry goes in and clotheslines Chavo down hard. Skipper runs toward Henry, but Henry clotheslines him down. Helms and Kash try to double team Henry, but Killings and Shelton hit the ring. Killings gives Helms an axe kick. Shelton then gives Kash a t-bone suplex. Henry throws Skipper over the top rope, and Jordan gives Chavo a downward spiral. The Nation of Domination then poses in the ring.
JR: Well, I have no idea why the Nation just did that. We had a scheduled match. In any event, let’s show you footage where Alex Shelley found Christian.
The screen goes to where Shelley is video taping.
Shelley: Christian, I’m glad I found you. Are the rumors true? Are you coming to SWF?
Christian: Alex, at least you’re stalking me now as opposed to my wife. But to answer your questions. Yes, I’m coming to SWF. I won’t be debuting at Warzone though. I’ll be there sooner then that. It could be this week, next week, the week after, or the week after that. Do you know why Alex?
Shelley: Why?
Christian: Because that’s, how I roll. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some business to do.
*Commercial Break*
(FYI, John Cena is a heel in my fed)
JR: Carlito is now coming to the ring, as he is taking on John Cena for Cena’s TV title.
King: Here comes John Cena, JR.
JR: Cena is coming down with a microphone.
I can beat you anywhere, from wrestling rings, to restaurants, to malls
I hope you’ve got a bucket full of apples, you’ve got no balls
It’s the SWF TV debut, so they have a big star like me wrestle this idiot
I’ll beat him so badly that he’ll be the first one asking to quit
And this TV title, is staying right here
I ain’t losing to some Caribbean queer
Carlito, you look pretty goofy, it makes me sick
I hope you’re happy with your big afro, because you have a small (crowd says dick)
TV Title: John Cena © vs. Carlito
Cena pushes Carlito to start the match, then Carlito fires back with rights and lefts. Carlito then clotheslines Cena out of the ring. Carlito, then springboards himself on top of Cena onto the outside.
King: I guess Carlito didn’t enjoy Cena’s rap.
JR: What do you expect King, it’s plain disrespectful.
Carlito then gave Cena suplex out on the outside. Carlito goes to Irish whip Cena, but Cena reverses it and Irish whips Carlito into the steel steps. Cena then smacks Carlito’s head into the barricade, then does it again. Cena then puts Carlito into the ring. Cena then goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……and Carlito kicks out. Cena then picks up Carlito and gives him a sidewalk slam. Cena goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Carlito kicks out. Cena then gives Carlito a back body drop, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.….but Carlito kicks out once again.
JR: Cena is getting frustrated, that’s three straight pin fall attempts that Carlito has gotten out of.
King: Cena is pumping his shoes.
Cena picks up Carlito for an F-U, but Carlito gives Cena a neckbreaker in mid-air. Carlito goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……and Cena kicks out. Carlito then goes to the middle rope, and gives Cena an elbow drop, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.….but Cena kicks out. Carlito goes to slam Cena, Cena reverses it and gives Carlito a stalling suplex. Cena then runs to the ropes and gives Carlito a five knuckle shuffle.
JR: Cena is going to make another attempt in giving Carlito the F-U.
Cena picks Carlito up for the F-U, but Carlito gets out of it, and hit Cena with the backbreaker. Carlito goes for the cover. 1.……2.……..and Cena kicks out. Carlito can’t believe it, picks Cena up, but Cena kicks Carlito, picks Carlito up for an F-U, and hits it. Cena goes for the cover. 1.…….2.……..3.
Winner, Still TV Champion: John Cena
*Commercial Break*
Maria: Hello, this is Maria. And I’m here backstage with Batista. Batista, I hear that you have something to say.
Batista: Yes I do Maria. Tonight is a great night for SWF, so I want to take up as little time as possible. Now that we’re on TV and all, I want to make an impact. So next week, I’m going to the ring, and calling out a certain individual. And Maria, I certainly won’t be next. That’s all I have to say.
King: Did he just mean who I think he meant?
JR: I don’t know King, but we’ve got our third championship match coming up next.
Women’s Title: Sable © vs. Stacy Keibler
Sable slaps Stacy to start off the match, so Stacy kicks Sable in the mid section. Stacy brings Sable toward the ropes, and stretches out her leg, choking Sable. Sable then kicks Stacy’s shin to get out of the position, and they reverse positions. Sable then gives Stacy three kicks to the mid-section. Sable then gives Stacy a snap mare, and then kicks Stacy in the back of the head. Sable goes for the cover. 1.…..2.….but Stacy kicks out.
JR: This match has been mostly dominated by the champion thus far.
King: Oh JR, I can’t pick sides in this match. I hope both of them win.
JR: Both of them can’t win King, you need to make your choice.
Sable then gloats over Stacy, and Stacy sneaks up and rolls Sable up. 1.…..2.….and Sable kicks out right before three. An enraged Sable then clotheslines Stacy down. Sable picks Stacy back up, and gives her a snap suplex. Sable goes for a Sable bomb, but Stacy flips her over. Stacy then hits Sable with a spinning heel kick. Stacy goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Sable kicks out.
JR: We almost had a new women’s champion King.
Stacy then picks Sable up, and Sable hits her in the face. Sable then kicks Stacy in the mid-section, goes for a TKO, and connects. Sable goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..but Sable lifts Stacy up.
JR: Why would she do that King?
King: I think Sable wants to prove a point.
Sable then picks Stacy up, goes for a Sable bomb, and hits it. Sable goes for the cover. 1.….2.……3.
Winner, Still Women’s Champion: Sable
Sable grabs the mic after the match.
Sable: Thanks for trying Stacy. I suggest you go take a hike, maybe train for a couple of months, and come back when you finally develop some skill other then trying to mesmerize people with your legs.
Trish Stratus’s music hits, and she makes her way to the ring.
Trish: Sable, I find it funny that you’re trying to boss around other divas. Just who in the hell do you think you are?
Sable: Trish, did I invite you out here? And you want to know who I am? I’m the diva whose Playboy sold like hotcakes, and I am the current women’s champion.
Trish: Not for long. If you’re so great, how about me and you, 1-on-1, at Warzone.
Melina’s music hits.
Melina: No, no, no! Every time. Trish Stratus thinks she rules the women’s division. Well guess what Trish, you don’t get every single title shot. I deserve a title shot, and I demand one at Warzone. And Trish, don’t even go there. You are going to suggest a #1 contender’s match next week. It’s not happening. I’m the #1 contender.
Trish: Okay Melina, how about a triple threat match at Warzone?
Melina: Ugh, alright, fine by me.
Trish: C’mon Sable, if you’re so great, put your belt on the line in a triple threat match.
Sable: You’re on. But Trish, and Melina, this title isn’t going anywhere.
*Commercial Break*
Todd Grisham is seen in the back talking to Eric Bischoff.
Todd: I’m standing by with the general manager, Eric Bischoff. Mr. Bischoff, I heard you have an announcement to make.
Bischoff: Yes I do Todd. There was supposed to be a fatal-four-way match tonight, but the Nation of Domination broke it up. So, at Warzone, the Nation of Domination will take on Chavo Guerrero, Elix Skipper, Gregory Helms, and Kid Kash in a 4-on-4 elimination match.
Edge and Lita walk up to Bischoff.
Edge: I could care less about a group beating up four small guys. Why is Triple H getting a title shot against Kurt Angle? I deserve it Eric. Me, not Triple H.
Bischoff: It’s funny you’re saying this because I had a feeling you would have a problem with this. That’s partially why you’re facing Kurt Angle tonight. If you win, then maybe that’ll make me re-think my decision and add you to the main event. Now I’d suggest you go win your match, because it’s next.
Edge: Watch closely Bischoff, and I better get my match after I win.
Non-Title: Edge vs. Kurt Angle
They start off face to face, Edge goes for a clothesline to start off, Angle ducks, and takes down Edge. Angle snaps on a quick armbar. Angle eventually breaks it and gives Edge repeated kicks to the back. Edge gets up, and Angle meets him with an uppercut. Angle brings Edge over to the corner and gives him repeated kicks to the mid-section. Edge tries to recover, but Angle gives him a suplex.
JR: So far it’s been all Angle.
King: Edge needs to focus if he wants to get a title shot at Warzone.
Angle goes for a German suplex, but Edge elbows Angle in the face. Angle tries to recover, but Edge meets him with a dropkick. Edge picks Angle up, and gives him a suplex. Edge goes to the middle rope, and gives Angle a knee to the head. Edge then picks Angle up, and gives him a DDT. Edge goes for the cover. 1.….2.….but Angle kicks out. Edge then goes to the other side of the ring, and he has a spear in mind, and waits for Angle to get up. Edge charges at him, Angle moves out of the way, and Edge meets the ring post. Angle grabs Edge from behind, and gives him a German suplex. Angle holds on, gives him another German, and then a third. Angle waits for Edge to get up.
King: What’s Angle stomping his feet for?
JR: I think he’s signaling for an Angle slam.
As soon as Edge gets up, Angle goes for the Angle slam, and hits it. Angle goes for the cover. 1.……2.…….and Edge kicks out. Angle is mad, waits for Edge to get up, goes for another Angle slam, but Edge jumps off, and gives Angle the Edge-O-Matic, and has Angle in a pinning position. 1.….2.…..but Angle kicks out. Edge then gives Angle the Edgeucator, an inverted DDT, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..but Angle kicks out. Edge then goes to the other side of the ring to attempt another spear. Edge runs towards Angle, but Angle trips him, and slaps on the ankle lock.
JR: Ankle lock!
King: No Edge, don’t tap!
Lita gets on the apron and distracts the referee. Edge taps, but the referee doesn’t see it. Angle then pulls Lita by her hair and brings her into the ring. Angle then gives her an Angle slam. As soon as Angle turns around, Edge meets him with a spear. Edge is slow to the cover. 1.…..2.……..and Angle kicks out. Edge tries to pick Angle up, but Angle falls down on his own. Edge tries to pick Angle up again, and Angle fools him, trips him, and puts the ankle lock on him again. Edge tries to crawl to the ropes, but Angle moves him back to the middle of the ring, and now Angle goes on the ground. After a few more seconds, Edge finally taps out.
Winner: Kurt Angle
Angle celebrates his victory and eventually goes to the back.
Christian’s music hits.
JR: Could it be?
King: It’s Christian! What’s he doing here?
Christian goes to the ring. He goes to help Edge up, but gives him an unprettier instead.
King: He gave Edge the unprettier! Why?
JR: I have no clue King. But we’ll find out next week. Thanks for joining SWF in our television debut. We’ll see you next week!
*End Of Show*
The Mayhem pyro goes off.
JR: Welcome everyone to the inaugural edition of Mayhem!
King: I’m so excited, JR.
JR: And there’s no better way to kick off with a championship match. Our first of three starts now.
King: Three? Oh man JR, what a night this will be.
Cruiserweight Title: Chris Sabin © vs. Petey Williams
They start in a tie up, and Petey shoves Sabin down. Petey then gives Sabin an elbow drop. Petey charges at Sabin but Sabin flips Petey over the top rope. Sabin then climbs the turnbuckle and does a splash onto Petey onto the outside.
JR: Not even a minute into the match and the action has already spilled out onto the floor.
Sabin puts Petey back into the ring. Sabin then springboards off the top rope and does a leg drop onto Petey. Sabin goes for the cover. 1.…2.…..and Petey kicks out. Sabin then picks Petey up, and gives him a neckbreaker. Sabin then sets up Petey for a cradleshock, but Petey gets out of the position. Petey goes for a clothesline on Sabin, Sabin ducks, and Sabin dropkicks Petey onto the outside. Sabin then runs to the other side of the ring, comes back and does a suicide dive onto Petey, and both men are down.
JR: Wow, what action here King.
King: These men need to make sure that they get back into the ring before a ten count.
Sabin puts Petey into the ring. He goes for a springboard dropkick, but Petey gets out of the way and Sabin hit’s the mat. Sabin gets up, and Petey rolls Sabin up for the cover, and holds the trunks. 1.…..2.…….and Sabin kicks out. Petey then signals for the Canadian destroyer. He goes for it, but Sabin reverses it into an Alabama slam. Sabin goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……but Petey kicks out.
King: If Williams can hit the destroyer, we may have a new cruiserweight champion.
JR: To remind everyone at home, Warzone is our first pay-per-view, and if Sabin wants to defend his cruiserweight title there, he has to win this match against Petey Williams.
Sabin then picks up Petey for the cradleshock. He goes for it, but Petey jumps out of it at the last second, kicks Sabin, and gives him the Canadian destroyer. Petey goes for the cover. 1.…….2.……….3.
Winner, New Cruiserweight Champion: Petey Williams
King: No Warzone title defense for Chris Sabin, JR.
JR: And just like that, with one move, we have a new cruiserweight champion.
Bischoff is shown backstage talking on the phone.
Bischoff: Yeah, I got it. Hey listen, I’ll need to call you back.
Triple H appears.
Bischoff: Triple H, what can I do for you?
Triple H: Eric, I’d just like to thank you for granting me the opportunity to face Kurt Angle at Warzone for the world title.
Bischoff: It’s my pleasure Triple H.
Triple H: And I just want to let you know, that it’ll be my pleasure to represent SWF as the world champion.
Bischoff: That’s good to hear. You can do whatever you want, because you have the night off. Kurt Angle is facing Edge in a non-title match.
Triple H: Alright, I’ll watch the match. Thanks Eric.
*Commercial Break*
Chavo Guerrero vs. Elix Skipper vs. Gregory Helms vs. Kid Kash
Before the match gets started, the Nation of Domination’s music hits.
JR: What the hell is this?
King: It’s the Nation of Domination, JR.
JR: It’s a newly formed Nation of Domination. It is an intimidating group no doubt. Ron Killings, Orlando Jordan, The World’s Strongest Man, Mark Henry, and the leader of the pack, Shelton Benjamin.
King: But my question is what they are coming out here for.
Henry goes in and clotheslines Chavo down hard. Skipper runs toward Henry, but Henry clotheslines him down. Helms and Kash try to double team Henry, but Killings and Shelton hit the ring. Killings gives Helms an axe kick. Shelton then gives Kash a t-bone suplex. Henry throws Skipper over the top rope, and Jordan gives Chavo a downward spiral. The Nation of Domination then poses in the ring.
JR: Well, I have no idea why the Nation just did that. We had a scheduled match. In any event, let’s show you footage where Alex Shelley found Christian.
The screen goes to where Shelley is video taping.
Shelley: Christian, I’m glad I found you. Are the rumors true? Are you coming to SWF?
Christian: Alex, at least you’re stalking me now as opposed to my wife. But to answer your questions. Yes, I’m coming to SWF. I won’t be debuting at Warzone though. I’ll be there sooner then that. It could be this week, next week, the week after, or the week after that. Do you know why Alex?
Shelley: Why?
Christian: Because that’s, how I roll. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some business to do.
*Commercial Break*
(FYI, John Cena is a heel in my fed)
JR: Carlito is now coming to the ring, as he is taking on John Cena for Cena’s TV title.
King: Here comes John Cena, JR.
JR: Cena is coming down with a microphone.
I can beat you anywhere, from wrestling rings, to restaurants, to malls
I hope you’ve got a bucket full of apples, you’ve got no balls
It’s the SWF TV debut, so they have a big star like me wrestle this idiot
I’ll beat him so badly that he’ll be the first one asking to quit
And this TV title, is staying right here
I ain’t losing to some Caribbean queer
Carlito, you look pretty goofy, it makes me sick
I hope you’re happy with your big afro, because you have a small (crowd says dick)
TV Title: John Cena © vs. Carlito
Cena pushes Carlito to start the match, then Carlito fires back with rights and lefts. Carlito then clotheslines Cena out of the ring. Carlito, then springboards himself on top of Cena onto the outside.
King: I guess Carlito didn’t enjoy Cena’s rap.
JR: What do you expect King, it’s plain disrespectful.
Carlito then gave Cena suplex out on the outside. Carlito goes to Irish whip Cena, but Cena reverses it and Irish whips Carlito into the steel steps. Cena then smacks Carlito’s head into the barricade, then does it again. Cena then puts Carlito into the ring. Cena then goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……and Carlito kicks out. Cena then picks up Carlito and gives him a sidewalk slam. Cena goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Carlito kicks out. Cena then gives Carlito a back body drop, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.….but Carlito kicks out once again.
JR: Cena is getting frustrated, that’s three straight pin fall attempts that Carlito has gotten out of.
King: Cena is pumping his shoes.
Cena picks up Carlito for an F-U, but Carlito gives Cena a neckbreaker in mid-air. Carlito goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……and Cena kicks out. Carlito then goes to the middle rope, and gives Cena an elbow drop, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.….but Cena kicks out. Carlito goes to slam Cena, Cena reverses it and gives Carlito a stalling suplex. Cena then runs to the ropes and gives Carlito a five knuckle shuffle.
JR: Cena is going to make another attempt in giving Carlito the F-U.
Cena picks Carlito up for the F-U, but Carlito gets out of it, and hit Cena with the backbreaker. Carlito goes for the cover. 1.……2.……..and Cena kicks out. Carlito can’t believe it, picks Cena up, but Cena kicks Carlito, picks Carlito up for an F-U, and hits it. Cena goes for the cover. 1.…….2.……..3.
Winner, Still TV Champion: John Cena
*Commercial Break*
Maria: Hello, this is Maria. And I’m here backstage with Batista. Batista, I hear that you have something to say.
Batista: Yes I do Maria. Tonight is a great night for SWF, so I want to take up as little time as possible. Now that we’re on TV and all, I want to make an impact. So next week, I’m going to the ring, and calling out a certain individual. And Maria, I certainly won’t be next. That’s all I have to say.
King: Did he just mean who I think he meant?
JR: I don’t know King, but we’ve got our third championship match coming up next.
Women’s Title: Sable © vs. Stacy Keibler
Sable slaps Stacy to start off the match, so Stacy kicks Sable in the mid section. Stacy brings Sable toward the ropes, and stretches out her leg, choking Sable. Sable then kicks Stacy’s shin to get out of the position, and they reverse positions. Sable then gives Stacy three kicks to the mid-section. Sable then gives Stacy a snap mare, and then kicks Stacy in the back of the head. Sable goes for the cover. 1.…..2.….but Stacy kicks out.
JR: This match has been mostly dominated by the champion thus far.
King: Oh JR, I can’t pick sides in this match. I hope both of them win.
JR: Both of them can’t win King, you need to make your choice.
Sable then gloats over Stacy, and Stacy sneaks up and rolls Sable up. 1.…..2.….and Sable kicks out right before three. An enraged Sable then clotheslines Stacy down. Sable picks Stacy back up, and gives her a snap suplex. Sable goes for a Sable bomb, but Stacy flips her over. Stacy then hits Sable with a spinning heel kick. Stacy goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Sable kicks out.
JR: We almost had a new women’s champion King.
Stacy then picks Sable up, and Sable hits her in the face. Sable then kicks Stacy in the mid-section, goes for a TKO, and connects. Sable goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..but Sable lifts Stacy up.
JR: Why would she do that King?
King: I think Sable wants to prove a point.
Sable then picks Stacy up, goes for a Sable bomb, and hits it. Sable goes for the cover. 1.….2.……3.
Winner, Still Women’s Champion: Sable
Sable grabs the mic after the match.
Sable: Thanks for trying Stacy. I suggest you go take a hike, maybe train for a couple of months, and come back when you finally develop some skill other then trying to mesmerize people with your legs.
Trish Stratus’s music hits, and she makes her way to the ring.
Trish: Sable, I find it funny that you’re trying to boss around other divas. Just who in the hell do you think you are?
Sable: Trish, did I invite you out here? And you want to know who I am? I’m the diva whose Playboy sold like hotcakes, and I am the current women’s champion.
Trish: Not for long. If you’re so great, how about me and you, 1-on-1, at Warzone.
Melina’s music hits.
Melina: No, no, no! Every time. Trish Stratus thinks she rules the women’s division. Well guess what Trish, you don’t get every single title shot. I deserve a title shot, and I demand one at Warzone. And Trish, don’t even go there. You are going to suggest a #1 contender’s match next week. It’s not happening. I’m the #1 contender.
Trish: Okay Melina, how about a triple threat match at Warzone?
Melina: Ugh, alright, fine by me.
Trish: C’mon Sable, if you’re so great, put your belt on the line in a triple threat match.
Sable: You’re on. But Trish, and Melina, this title isn’t going anywhere.
*Commercial Break*
Todd Grisham is seen in the back talking to Eric Bischoff.
Todd: I’m standing by with the general manager, Eric Bischoff. Mr. Bischoff, I heard you have an announcement to make.
Bischoff: Yes I do Todd. There was supposed to be a fatal-four-way match tonight, but the Nation of Domination broke it up. So, at Warzone, the Nation of Domination will take on Chavo Guerrero, Elix Skipper, Gregory Helms, and Kid Kash in a 4-on-4 elimination match.
Edge and Lita walk up to Bischoff.
Edge: I could care less about a group beating up four small guys. Why is Triple H getting a title shot against Kurt Angle? I deserve it Eric. Me, not Triple H.
Bischoff: It’s funny you’re saying this because I had a feeling you would have a problem with this. That’s partially why you’re facing Kurt Angle tonight. If you win, then maybe that’ll make me re-think my decision and add you to the main event. Now I’d suggest you go win your match, because it’s next.
Edge: Watch closely Bischoff, and I better get my match after I win.
Non-Title: Edge vs. Kurt Angle
They start off face to face, Edge goes for a clothesline to start off, Angle ducks, and takes down Edge. Angle snaps on a quick armbar. Angle eventually breaks it and gives Edge repeated kicks to the back. Edge gets up, and Angle meets him with an uppercut. Angle brings Edge over to the corner and gives him repeated kicks to the mid-section. Edge tries to recover, but Angle gives him a suplex.
JR: So far it’s been all Angle.
King: Edge needs to focus if he wants to get a title shot at Warzone.
Angle goes for a German suplex, but Edge elbows Angle in the face. Angle tries to recover, but Edge meets him with a dropkick. Edge picks Angle up, and gives him a suplex. Edge goes to the middle rope, and gives Angle a knee to the head. Edge then picks Angle up, and gives him a DDT. Edge goes for the cover. 1.….2.….but Angle kicks out. Edge then goes to the other side of the ring, and he has a spear in mind, and waits for Angle to get up. Edge charges at him, Angle moves out of the way, and Edge meets the ring post. Angle grabs Edge from behind, and gives him a German suplex. Angle holds on, gives him another German, and then a third. Angle waits for Edge to get up.
King: What’s Angle stomping his feet for?
JR: I think he’s signaling for an Angle slam.
As soon as Edge gets up, Angle goes for the Angle slam, and hits it. Angle goes for the cover. 1.……2.…….and Edge kicks out. Angle is mad, waits for Edge to get up, goes for another Angle slam, but Edge jumps off, and gives Angle the Edge-O-Matic, and has Angle in a pinning position. 1.….2.…..but Angle kicks out. Edge then gives Angle the Edgeucator, an inverted DDT, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..but Angle kicks out. Edge then goes to the other side of the ring to attempt another spear. Edge runs towards Angle, but Angle trips him, and slaps on the ankle lock.
JR: Ankle lock!
King: No Edge, don’t tap!
Lita gets on the apron and distracts the referee. Edge taps, but the referee doesn’t see it. Angle then pulls Lita by her hair and brings her into the ring. Angle then gives her an Angle slam. As soon as Angle turns around, Edge meets him with a spear. Edge is slow to the cover. 1.…..2.……..and Angle kicks out. Edge tries to pick Angle up, but Angle falls down on his own. Edge tries to pick Angle up again, and Angle fools him, trips him, and puts the ankle lock on him again. Edge tries to crawl to the ropes, but Angle moves him back to the middle of the ring, and now Angle goes on the ground. After a few more seconds, Edge finally taps out.
Winner: Kurt Angle
Angle celebrates his victory and eventually goes to the back.
Christian’s music hits.
JR: Could it be?
King: It’s Christian! What’s he doing here?
Christian goes to the ring. He goes to help Edge up, but gives him an unprettier instead.
King: He gave Edge the unprettier! Why?
JR: I have no clue King. But we’ll find out next week. Thanks for joining SWF in our television debut. We’ll see you next week!
*End Of Show*
