Post by slappy on May 8, 2006 18:20:07 GMT -5
*This show is for storyline purposes only*
*I will reply to other shows soon*
*Paul Heyman is standing in the ring to start TRA: Showdown*
Heyman, "Yeah, no music or pyro. We'll have music next week and I'm not spending money on pyro. As you noticed on the roster, there are four announcers. Now, why would that be? If we only use two announcers or maybe one like in ECW *crowd cheers*, why four? You'd think there'd have to be two shows to fit four announcers. And you'd be thinking right. Right here tonight is the draft. TRA: Showdown and TRA: Slamfest. I will also announce the GM's so they can begin picking their rosters. Vince McMahon is not going to interrupt me and say no GM's, no draft. Because, I've already decided on it and it's final. I know, I don't like this man and he can't really run a company, but he can do good as GM. Plus, it'll piss Vince off. Ladies and Gentlemen, the new GM of Showdown, Eric Bischoff. And the GM of Slamfest is Me. So, come on out Eric so we can get the show on the road."
*No Chance plays and Vince McMahon walks out to boos*
Heyman: "What the hell are you dong out here?"
Vince, "What do you think I'm doing? I'm stopping you from making a huge mistake."
Heyman, "Screw you, security, get him out of here. I said that this fed will be about wrestling and not the McMahons. So, get the hell out of here."
Vince, "Don't you see Paul, this company needs me and my family to stay alive. If we weren't on here, the ratings would drop and you would drop to your knees begging for me to come back. So, I've saved you the trouble and I'm just going to stay."
*Security enters the ring, but Heyman tells them to wait*
Heyman, "You're right. You will be back here in TRA."
Vince, "See, I'm right."
Heyman, "Part right. You'll be back here when either I quit or am fired. Now, you can take him away."
Vince, "Screw you Heyman, screw you and your family. Go back to your mother's basement. You will be fired. I'm the owner damnit."
Heyman, "You can try and fire me, but it has to be approved by the board of directors and they elected me to this spot, so why would they get rid of me?"
*Security is dragging Vince up the stage while he is kicking and screaming. Paul gives him the finger*
*Commercial break*
Heyman, "Damnit, we have to get this draft under way. So, come on out Eric Bischoff."
*Here comes the money plays and Shane comes out*
Heyman, "Oh,
me."
Shane, "Paul, why do you have to disrespect my father and your boss? Your job will be terminated soon. I know, I will be voting to fire you."
Heyman, "Shane, just go to the back and nothing bad will happen to you."
Shane, "What do you mean bad? Like this?"
*Shane punches Paul*
Heyman, "Get this son of a bitch out of my ring, NOW!"
*Security comes down and grabs Shane, he is fighting to get them off. Heyman grabs the mic and hits Shane in the back of the head with it.*
*Commercial break*
Heyman, "For the love of God, come on out Bischoff."
*I'm All Grown Up plays and Stephanie McMahon comes out*
Heyman: "Mother of Jesus."
Stephanie, "I'm sorry for interrupting you. I have an idea. We can team up. I'll be GM or Showdown, not Eric Bischoff. We can take this company to new heights with our booking."
Heyman, "Our booking? It's going to be my booking. You suck as booker. Look at all the crap the WWF/E put on. It was your fault that the company was in a slump and folded. You couldn't book your way out of a paper bag. Then you have your husband, who you always give the title to. Get your skanky ass out of the ring."
Stephanie, "What did you say to me?"
*Stephanie slaps Paul and security comes down and takes her away*
*Commercial break*
Heyman, "For the last time, come on out Bischoff."
*King of Kings plays and HHH walks out*
Heyman, "Someone please shoot me."
HHH, "So you have my wife, brother-in-law and father-in-law taken out of here by security."
Heyman, "They all deserved it and don't think for one second that I won't do the same to you."
*Security comes out onto the ramp*
HHH, "Why a draft? Who is going to be champion?"
Heyman, "We have too many wrestlers for one show. And you aren't going to be champion. I'm not handing you the belt. You have to earn it, cliche, I know, but I don't give a damn. And you can't really earn it, unless I want you to. And I don't want you to. You may refuse to job, but that's what you'll be doing. Now, I want you to leave so we can get Eric Bischoff out here and the draft underway."
*Commercial break and HHH leaves*
Heyman, "We have like 10 minutes left, so the dra
*WrestleMania music plays and Linda McMahon comes out*
Heyman, "That's it, I've had enough. Linda, take this job and shove it up your family's ass. I don't have to put up with all of you coming out here and interrupting me. When you guys decide that you don't have to be the center of attention, week after week after week. Then, I'll come back. I even quit my announcing job. you all."
*TRA logo shows and fades to black*
*I will reply to other shows soon*
*Paul Heyman is standing in the ring to start TRA: Showdown*
Heyman, "Yeah, no music or pyro. We'll have music next week and I'm not spending money on pyro. As you noticed on the roster, there are four announcers. Now, why would that be? If we only use two announcers or maybe one like in ECW *crowd cheers*, why four? You'd think there'd have to be two shows to fit four announcers. And you'd be thinking right. Right here tonight is the draft. TRA: Showdown and TRA: Slamfest. I will also announce the GM's so they can begin picking their rosters. Vince McMahon is not going to interrupt me and say no GM's, no draft. Because, I've already decided on it and it's final. I know, I don't like this man and he can't really run a company, but he can do good as GM. Plus, it'll piss Vince off. Ladies and Gentlemen, the new GM of Showdown, Eric Bischoff. And the GM of Slamfest is Me. So, come on out Eric so we can get the show on the road."
*No Chance plays and Vince McMahon walks out to boos*
Heyman: "What the hell are you dong out here?"
Vince, "What do you think I'm doing? I'm stopping you from making a huge mistake."
Heyman, "Screw you, security, get him out of here. I said that this fed will be about wrestling and not the McMahons. So, get the hell out of here."
Vince, "Don't you see Paul, this company needs me and my family to stay alive. If we weren't on here, the ratings would drop and you would drop to your knees begging for me to come back. So, I've saved you the trouble and I'm just going to stay."
*Security enters the ring, but Heyman tells them to wait*
Heyman, "You're right. You will be back here in TRA."
Vince, "See, I'm right."
Heyman, "Part right. You'll be back here when either I quit or am fired. Now, you can take him away."
Vince, "Screw you Heyman, screw you and your family. Go back to your mother's basement. You will be fired. I'm the owner damnit."
Heyman, "You can try and fire me, but it has to be approved by the board of directors and they elected me to this spot, so why would they get rid of me?"
*Security is dragging Vince up the stage while he is kicking and screaming. Paul gives him the finger*
*Commercial break*
Heyman, "Damnit, we have to get this draft under way. So, come on out Eric Bischoff."
*Here comes the money plays and Shane comes out*
Heyman, "Oh,
me."Shane, "Paul, why do you have to disrespect my father and your boss? Your job will be terminated soon. I know, I will be voting to fire you."
Heyman, "Shane, just go to the back and nothing bad will happen to you."
Shane, "What do you mean bad? Like this?"
*Shane punches Paul*
Heyman, "Get this son of a bitch out of my ring, NOW!"
*Security comes down and grabs Shane, he is fighting to get them off. Heyman grabs the mic and hits Shane in the back of the head with it.*
*Commercial break*
Heyman, "For the love of God, come on out Bischoff."
*I'm All Grown Up plays and Stephanie McMahon comes out*
Heyman: "Mother of Jesus."
Stephanie, "I'm sorry for interrupting you. I have an idea. We can team up. I'll be GM or Showdown, not Eric Bischoff. We can take this company to new heights with our booking."
Heyman, "Our booking? It's going to be my booking. You suck as booker. Look at all the crap the WWF/E put on. It was your fault that the company was in a slump and folded. You couldn't book your way out of a paper bag. Then you have your husband, who you always give the title to. Get your skanky ass out of the ring."
Stephanie, "What did you say to me?"
*Stephanie slaps Paul and security comes down and takes her away*
*Commercial break*
Heyman, "For the last time, come on out Bischoff."
*King of Kings plays and HHH walks out*
Heyman, "Someone please shoot me."
HHH, "So you have my wife, brother-in-law and father-in-law taken out of here by security."
Heyman, "They all deserved it and don't think for one second that I won't do the same to you."
*Security comes out onto the ramp*
HHH, "Why a draft? Who is going to be champion?"
Heyman, "We have too many wrestlers for one show. And you aren't going to be champion. I'm not handing you the belt. You have to earn it, cliche, I know, but I don't give a damn. And you can't really earn it, unless I want you to. And I don't want you to. You may refuse to job, but that's what you'll be doing. Now, I want you to leave so we can get Eric Bischoff out here and the draft underway."
*Commercial break and HHH leaves*
Heyman, "We have like 10 minutes left, so the dra
*WrestleMania music plays and Linda McMahon comes out*
Heyman, "That's it, I've had enough. Linda, take this job and shove it up your family's ass. I don't have to put up with all of you coming out here and interrupting me. When you guys decide that you don't have to be the center of attention, week after week after week. Then, I'll come back. I even quit my announcing job.
you all."*TRA logo shows and fades to black*
