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Post by nash4real222 on May 7, 2006 7:56:19 GMT -5
world wrestling extreme championship wars - Xrated action
ok heres my roster n my first show. its kind of xrated programming so no flaming plz
[glow=red,2,300]roster;[/glow]
this is male roster
richard hansen
sid
eric the badass
horseface stevens
coolio
franc-en-stein
the burgler
batista
adam hunter
phil douglas
ken mcdowthy
ox
'steel' bob young
quimby legend
stinger
stan shane
women
beth
jenna
sammy
tabetha
'igor'
ruth
lara
ok heres my straps;
wwecwXa big gold strap
wwecwXa midcard championship strap
the hardCORE strap
team strap
wwecwXa female champ
tv shows;
totally ILLEGAL
day before Xmas
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Post by nash4real222 on May 7, 2006 8:08:15 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]night before Xmas 2006 - 04 - 13[/glow]ding ding ding the show begins into the ring. the wwecwXa comish is in the ring...hes got mask on so noone knows who it is... man: LOL...i have come here cuz i want to shake the world of wrestling...i bought the company of wwe and others and i merge them together to make WWECWXA the greatest and best company ever in the world.. crowd goes nutsman : so thats why i reavel myself to be...none other than... crowd is scilent...ken nash: KEVIN NASH BIG SEXY!!! crowd goes crazy...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nash: first match tonight will be hansen vs my boy sid vicious for the main strap in WWECWXA - the big gold!! and it will be HIAC!!! crowd goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nash: first match tonight though will be another...ox goes against burgler 4 u...if any1 needs me ill be in the back! holla!!! wolfpac 4 life!!! *** HOWL goes on the PA as nash goes to the back ***- break - WWECWXA returns after the break n ox is already in the ring... kemmel: ladies n gentlemen, the challenger from wisconsin weighing in @ 250 pounds - theee buuurgler!! crowd boosburgler vs. ox
wwecwxa midcard champ strapox goes after burgler and the two lock up...crowd is excited cuz they hate burger...ox delivers the suplex of the night and crowd goes crazy...ox slaps on the figure4 but burgler gets to the ropes...break up! burgler distracts the ref n managers to hit ox with a lowblow with the leg and ox goes down...burgler pix him up but ox gets a second wind of energy...right hand, left hand punch kick...both men r exhanging blows!!! its intense!! ox goes on the offencive and goes for the sweet chin music but ox evades him and hits him with the powerbomb out of nowhere!!! crowd boos as burgler covers for the 1-2-3...ding ding ding!!kemmel: heres your winner burgler!! burgers gets on the mic...crowd cheers for what hes going to say...burgler: shut the  up!! u people make me sick...i just won the midcard strap wheni deserve big gold title...what a waste! crowd boos
burgler: just to let u guys no im sick of this! im going after that bunghole sid for the big gold strap no matter what... ing moron...bank on that bitch!!! crowd pops 4 the sid comment as we go to break(note i will be right back with the next part of the show))
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Post by nash4real222 on May 7, 2006 8:10:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]special advertisment during brak 4 next ppv:[/glow]
next wwecwXA ppv will be slaplash!!!!!! coming to u live from the baltimore arena in baltimore on the 11 of june it will go head 2 head with ons!! check ur local listings
special rumor in the internet says ruth will challenge tabetha to a mudmatch 4 the femal strap next week @ illegal
note i edited the match cuz its not kidfriendly sorry
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Post by cureforthesickness on May 7, 2006 8:22:19 GMT -5
what the hell? cocksucking match?
clean this up, remove all internet grammar (like lol), fix all the spelling and grammar errors, make this appropriate for a website that CHILDREN VIEW (meaning no cocksucking matches or other "adult material". If I can't get away with the Home Alone Hell Love Doll, I'll be dammed if a cocksucking match will air!) and yeah..
so many errors and weirdlinesses. Like, you said you bought out WWE, but then your PPV is going to run against the WWE's ECW One Night Stand? huh?
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Post by nash4real222 on May 7, 2006 8:29:19 GMT -5
what the hell? cocksucking match? clean this up, remove all internet grammar (like lol), fix all the spelling and grammar errors, make this appropriate for a website that CHILDREN VIEW (meaning no cocksucking matches or other "adult material". If I can't get away with the Home Alone Hell Love Doll, I'll be dammed if a cocksucking match will air!) and yeah.. so many errors and weirdlinesses. Like, you said you bought out WWE, but then your PPV is going to run against the WWE's ECW One Night Stand? huh? sorry i fix...didnt think about children but its done sorry |
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Post by nash4real222 on May 7, 2006 8:42:19 GMT -5
- break- so wwecwxa returns from the break n crowd goes crazy in baltimore in the ring is hhh with mcmahon crowd booshunter: look man this whole thing bout wwe going down and being bought up i think its ed up..but u cant blame me like u did at wrestlemania because its not myfault dude macmahon: lol hunter...look i no i broke keyfabe during the show n told everyone bout steph but it doent matter cuz everyone was sick of it and i stand by my opinion hunter than i got two words for ya....S,, [glow=red,2,300] **HOWL hits the PA as big sexy kevin nash comes down**[/glow] nash: guys guys...i know i got history with u both...mcmahon u **** on me in wwe...u madem e a nobody..and hunter we were friends but like i said thats in the past... crowd popsnash: im sick of this wwe crap...and i know that @ wrestlemania u vince blame hunter for wwe being bought...but u cant blame hunter cuz it was....my doing dog!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!! crowd goes crazy as nash hits mcahon with the sweet chin music!!!tazz: wow cole did u see??? DX is back!!! the comish and triple h have bought back DX!!! i cant believe it cole!!
cole: what an announcement by hhh and the comish big sexy!!! wwecwxa better watch out cuz theres a big threat now nash: mcmahon...YOU ARE FIRED!!!! SUCK IT!!! nash n hhh leaves the ring while mcmahon is taken out by paramedics as the crowd is on their fet-break - [glow=red,2,300] match
adam hunter v horseface stevens[/glow] ding ding the bell goes off and the men start brawling...horseface goes to the outside to get more energy and adam taunts to the crowd who cheers like crazy!! stevens gets back and the lock up...sleeper hold!! but adam escapes n hits a clothesline...belly 2 belly by stevens...3 amigos!! horseface looks tired...but rakes the eyes n goes for the outside cuz earl heber was bumped... horseface grabs a chair n heads back to the ring where hunter is trying to regain his eyes...just as he hits the chair BOOOM! a huge explosion from the stage as crazy sid comes down with a smile on his face (looking psyco).. sid goes over the ropes, BIG BOT to stevens...wham...sid grabs adams... POWERBOMB! adams is out coled as hebner rngs the bell...ding ding ding... sid grabs the mic and he crowd boosi have w8ted to so so long...until this day...whre finally i will take back whats mine...the big gold strap will go home with sid...and no ONE will stop me...
crowd booessid: all i got to say is hansen...i will kill u...in the hiac, u are mine u ing ****...im gona eat ur guts!!! and when im done im gona ing dump on the belt...*laughs evil* sid heads to the back as the crowd chants nah nah hey hey goodbyebreak-- |
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Post by nash4real222 on May 7, 2006 8:56:51 GMT -5
brak-- we return from the break as the next match is gonna start [glow=red,2,300]** DONT HEAT THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME **[/glow]coolio comes out to a great reactiontazz: wow that guys popular jr: yeah tazz hes one mean contender and the crowd loves him cuz hes always clean an honest in the ring tazz: STFU jr...we know we know already jeez ing jerk jr: calm down taz kemmel: aaaand from green bay wisconsin, [glow=red,2,300]batista[/glow]!!!!!! jr: by god heres the animal - batista!!! taz: a great giant in the wwe before its demise and now one of wwecwxas greatest talent!! kemmel: weighing in at 420 pounds, standing 6 feet 8, batista!!! batista climbs onto the apron and does his pyro BOOM! crowd goes nuts [glow=red,2,300]match
batista vs coolio[/glow]ding ding...match starts with a staredown...no man backs down...but its coolio who gets in a devestating punch and batista is down... coolio is on a roll...pump handle slam...dropkick...clothesline...swantan bomb... cole: this guy is on fire 1..2...NO batista gets up...batista wont stay down... SPINEBUSTEr!!!batista covers...1.23!! ding ding! kemmel: heres our winenr, batista!!!! batista taunts to the crowd as the pop loudly!!nash is backstage with hhh... hhh: u were gr8 out there mate..!!! nash: u think so?? i ing killed mcmahan...its about time too cuz hes been crapting over me since the start! like in wwe hhh: go to his office and punk him out?? nash: gr8 idea, mate nash & hhh enter macmahons office mcmahon: what the are u 2 doing here?? get the F out bef4 i call security damit!! nash: u ing moron..u dont tell us what to do anymore...dx is back baby suck it!! suddenly, bischof enters the office. bischoff: so i see u got issues?? settle it in the ring, not here. im making it nash vs mamcahon and hhh is banned from ringside NO DQ match later...and that match...is NEXT! nash smiles as mcmahon is afraid and we go to the break |
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Post by nash4real222 on May 7, 2006 9:02:11 GMT -5
to a mod: sticky plz?  |
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Post by Matt on May 7, 2006 9:14:45 GMT -5
If this got stickied I would cry..it will not happen, don't even ask
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Post by cureforthesickness on May 7, 2006 9:16:59 GMT -5
to a mod: sticky plz? NO!!! you really don't seem to understand the whole concept of booking. for one, you've blown through like a month's worth of shows in one morning. The grammar still sucks just like the first show, stuff is still abbrieviated in internet lingo, and the glowing text is seriously an eyesore. |
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Post by ICW on May 7, 2006 10:06:01 GMT -5
LOL Slappy would never sticky this in a billion years. This whole thing is so taboo. Is this a serious fed? Honestly.
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Post by cureforthesickness on May 7, 2006 10:12:40 GMT -5
LOL Slappy would never sticky this in a billion years. This whole thing is so taboo. Is this a serious fed? Honestly. I could make a joke here, but for the sake of all that's good and decent on this board, I think it's better if I don't. |
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Post by ICW on May 7, 2006 10:16:47 GMT -5
I knew you say something like that...
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Post by goatlord on May 7, 2006 13:08:06 GMT -5
I think Slappy should sticky this as a guide on what not to do with a fed.
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Post by therealdealbookr on May 7, 2006 13:10:23 GMT -5
Cottonmouth <3
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Post by goatlord on May 7, 2006 13:19:22 GMT -5
Eye luv joo two.
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