Post by thedfactor on Apr 30, 2006 0:25:39 GMT -5
I did my first Impact show a couple weeks ago- wfigs.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=figfed&action=display&thread=1144277818 . I was extremely busy these last few weeks, so I didn’t have time to do the last two shows. However, I don’t want to waste time, and I’m just heading straight to Backlash. There are eight matches, five of them title matches, which I know is a lot, but it won’t be like that every pay-per-view. You’ll probably be caught up with what you missed on this show. So here it is, enjoy:
The pyro goes off, and the first match starts.
Match #1: Light Heavyweight Title: A.J. Styles © vs. Frankie Kazarian w/Sable
The pace around the ring, tie up, and Kazarian pushes Styles down. Styles then gets up and clotheslines Kazarian. Styles follows it up with a drop kick, then an arm drag, and Styles puts Kazarian into an armbar. Kazarian reverses it, stands up, and stomps Styles in the back. He runs to the ropes and gives Styles a leg drop. 1...but Styles kicks out after one. Kazarian lifts Styles up for a fisherman’s suplex, but Styles gets out of it, lands on his feet, and delivers a pele to Kazarian. Styles then brings Kazarian towards the ropes. Styles goes for a tornado DDT, but Kazarian throws Styles off, and Styles collides with the referee. Kazarian signals for the wave of the future, but Styles kicks him, goes for the Styles Clash, and goes for the cover. But Styles realizes that the referee is knocked down. Styles is trying to revive the referee, and he sees Sable walking into the ring. Sable has the title belt in hand, swings at Styles, and Styles ducks. Styles sets up Sable for the Styles Clash, but Kazarian gets up and nails Styles in the face with the title belt. Sable clears the ring and brings the belt with her to get rid of the evidence. As the referee is slowly coming alive, Kazarian nails Styles with the wave of the future, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..3.
Winner and NEW Cruiserweight Champion: Frankie Kazarian
JR: I don’t believe this, Frankie Kazarian just robbed A.J. Styles!
King: What do you mean robbed? This is great. The Future is now the Light Heavyweight champion. He won it fair and square.
JR: Aw c’mon King, you were watching the same match as me. Sable wasn’t where she belonged, and Kazarian nailed Styles with the title belt. Nonetheless, we have a new light heavyweight champion. Let’s send it to the back where Maria is standing by with Triple X.
Maria: I’m standing here with Triple X. Guys, how do you feel about your match with MNM?
Daniels: Maria, it’s real simple. We are feeling great. We are on the top of our game. In this match, we have the experience edge, and the talent edge. We just need to watch Melina, and we should be fine.
Maria: Well…
Daniels: No, no more questions, we need to be focused on our match. C’mon Elix, let’s get out of here.
JR: Well, it looks like Triple X means all business tonight. In the meantime, JBL is standing in the ring.
JBL: I have only been here for a few months, and I’m not getting treated with the proper respect that I deserve. I am a WRESTLING GOD! But to his credit, Eric Bischoff put me on the card. He said I’d have to go find an opponent. Well, I haven’t found one. So I’ll tell you what. Anybody from the back, I don’t care if you’re on the roster or not, come out here. I’m not going anywhere tell someone comes out.
D’Lo Brown’s music hits.
JR: Is that who I think it is?
King: Haha JR, it’s D’Lo Brown.
JBL: Cut the real deal music. Is this some kind of joke? I want a real match, not some idiot who moves his head every second. In fact, if I shoved his head up his own ass, his ass cheeks would be moving every second of his life. I’m going to…
D’Lo punches JBL to start the match.
Match #2: D’Lo Brown vs. JBL
D’Lo then gives JBL a dropkick. D’Lo goes for a suplex, but JBL reverses it into a suplex of his own. JBL goes for a powerbomb, but D’Lo reverses it. He kicks JBL in the mid-section, goes for a sky high, and connects. He goes for the cover. 1.…2...and JBL kicks out. D’Lo picks JBL up, goes for a DDT, and connects. D’Lo heads for the ropes, goes for the Lo’Down frog splash, but JBL rolls out of the way. Both men are getting up, but JBL gets up first, runs to the ropes, and gives D’Lo a Clothesline from Hell. JBL goes for the cover. 1.…2.….3.
Winner: JBL
King: JBL making quick work of D’Lo Brown.
JR: Not one of the better returns I’ve seen.
King: Maybe JBL is right that he does deserve more respect.
Match #3: Tag Team Titles: MNM w/Melina © vs. Triple X (Christopher Daniels & Elix Skipper)
Skipper and Mercury start out the match. Mercury puts Skipper in a headlock. Mercury slams Skipper down, and tags in Nitro. Nitro climbs the top rope, goes for an elbow drop, but Skipper moves out of the way.
JR: What the?
King: What’s America’s Most Wanted doing here?
AMW hit’s the ring. Storm cracks a beer bottle over Nitro while Harris spears Skipper. Daniels charges at Harris, but Storm soon meets him with a kick to the head. On the outside, Gail Kim shoves Melina down. AMW then gives Nitro the Death Sentence.
JR: What was this for? I’m no MNM fan, but this is just uncalled for.
King: AMW probably has a reason for this.
JR: Well whatever it is, we’re not finding out tonight, because AMW is leaving the ring. They had to pick tonight to ruin a tag team match that barely even got started. Let’s take you to the back where Maria is standing by with Rhino.
Maria: Rhino, tonight you have a TV title match with Shelton Benjamin in a hardcore match. How confident are you feeling knowing that Shelton does not have experience in this type of match?
Rhino: Maria, you just figured it out. Shelton Benjamin is a great technical wrestler, there is no denying that, one of the best in the world. But, I’m am the capital of hardcore, and Shelton Benjamin and hardcore don’t go together. To make it short and sweet, I will be leaving the arena with the TV title, and Shelton Benjamin will be leaving it with a GORE!
Match #4: TV Title, Hardcore Rules: Shelton Benjamin © vs. Rhino
Rhino comes into the ring with a trash can lid in his hand. He goes to hit Shelton with it, Shelton ducks, and kicks it back into Rhino’s face. Unsure of what to do, Shelton goes onto the outside. He grabs a table.
JR: Shelton wasting no time taking advantage of the hardcore rules.
King: How does he even know what to do, JR?
Shelton grabs a table, and puts it in the ring. Shelton goes back under the ring, once again, and grabs a kendo stick and fire extinguisher. Shelton brings both of those into the ring, and Rhino meets him with a clothesline. Rhino grabs the kendo stick, and smacks Shelton across the head with it. Rhino goes for the cover. 1...2..and Shelton kicks out. Rhino then tries to spray Shelton with the fire extinguisher, but nothing is coming out. Shelton then gives Rhino a low blow. Rhino drops the extinguisher, and Shelton hits Rhino across the head with it, busting him open. Shelton goes for the cover. 1.…2.….but Rhino kicked out. Shelton goes for the T-Bone suplex, but Rhino reverses it into a belly-for-belly suplex. Rhino sets up a table into the corner. He Irish whips Shelton into the ropes, and gives him a spine buster. Shelton is standing near the table in the corner, and Rhino is signaling for the Gore. Rhino charges at Shelton, Shelton moves away, and Rhino hit’s the table, and the table breaks in half. Rhino is slow getting up, eventually does, and Shelton meets him with a T-Bone suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.……3.
Winner and STILL TV Champion: Shelton Benjamin
JR: What a match, Rhino gave it everything he had.
King: But it wasn’t good enough to beat Shelton Benjamin.
JR: Not on this night, Shelton was the better man. Let’s send it to the back where Jeremy Borasch is standing by with Christian and Ken Kennedy.
JB: Thanks guys. I’m standing here with Christian and Ken Kennedy. This all started when Christian cheated his way to victory over Chris Benoit. Eric Bischoff told both of you to find tag team partners to team up with at Backlash. The next week, Benoit’s partner Kurt Angle, defeated you Ken Kennedy.
Ken: Stop right there JB. I do not need to be reminded of how horribly my debut in IYFW went. That is the past, this is the present. Tonight, I’m teaming up with Captain Charisma, and we are going to get the job done. On this past Impact, we wiped the floor with our opponents. Tonight, it will be no different.
Christian: I like your attitude Ken. Angle and Benoit have never been friends, they’ve had tons of matches against each other, and they think that they can just have a match with great chemistry. Well, tonight reality will kick in.
Ken: Boys, beware of the dynamic duo of Christian, and MIIIIIIIIIISTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR KENNNNNNNNEDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY….KEEEEEEEEENNEDYYYYYY.
Christian: And for tonight, that, is how we roll.
Match #5: Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle vs. Christian & Ken Kennedy
Benoit and Christian start in the ring. Benoit throws Christian into the corner. He gives him a chop, followed by another, and a third. However, Kennedy tagged in without Benoit realizing it, and Kennedy gave Benoit a neckbreaker from behind. Kennedy then gave Benoit a suplex. Benoit rolled over near his corner, and Angle tagged in. Angle gave Kennedy a clothesline. Kennedy attempted a clothesline, Angle ducked, and gave Kennedy a German suplex. Kennedy got up, and Angle gave him a belly-to-belly suplex. Christian came in, but Angle gave him a German suplex.
King: The referee is losing control of the match.
JR: It looks as if the referee will just let em go, which is the right call at this point. Angle gives Kennedy a German suplex. Kennedy is slow to get up, as Angle is stalking him with an Angle Slam in mind. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Christian sets up Benoit for the unprettier, but Benoit pushes Christian down, and slaps on the crossface. Angle gives Kennedy an Angle Slam, but they fall on Benoit, and the crossface is broken. Benoit gets up, and asks Angle why he did that. They exchange words, and Angle shoves Benoit. Kennedy attacks Angle from behind, and Christian sneaks up from behind, goes for the unprettier on Benoit, and nails it. Christian goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..3.
Winners: Christian & Ken Kennedy
King: Haha, Christian was right, chemistry got in the way of Angle and Benoit winning.
JR: It’s a shame it went down that way. Look at this.
Angle gets up, shakes his head in disappointment, and heads to the back.
Maria: Coming up next, Candice Michelle faces the women’s champion, Trish Stratus. But now, I’m standing by with Edge and Lita. Edge, a lot of people are predicting you as the underdog in your match with Triple H tonight.
Edge: Give me the damn microphone. I could care less if I’m the underdog or not. I am winning this world title. I cannot wait to have it in my grasp. After the women’s title match, our match will be on. God forbid Triple H wasn’t in the last match on the card. The thing is, I already reserved a party, and I need to get there when it starts to I can celebrate my title victory. And now, the time is coming closer. Like it or not, you are looking at your next world heavyweight champion.
Match #6: Women’s Title: Trish Stratus © vs. Candice Michelle
The bell rings, and Candice is doing her Go Daddy dance, and Trish spears her down. Trish gives her rights and lefts, and Candice rolls out of the ring. Trish then goes outside of the ring, she chases Candice, and Candice finally goes into the ring. Trish goes into the ring, but Candice starts stomping her back. Candice then puts Trish into the corner. Candice goes for a punch, Trish ducks, and shoves Candice into the corner. Trish gives her a slap, licks her hand, and gives her another slap. Trish then gives Candice a suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.…2.but Candice kicks out. Trish goes for the Stratusfaction, but Candice reverses it into a back body drop, and goes for the cover. 1...2...but Trish kicks out. Candice then goes for the Kiss Of Death, but Trish reverses it into a Russian leg sweep, and goes for the cover. 1...2...and Candice kicks out. Trish goes for the Chick Kick, but Candice ducks, and hit’s the Kiss Of Death. Candice goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Trish kicks out. Candice acts as if she won the title, goes outside the ring, and grabs the title. She celebrates in the ring with the title belt, but the referee takes it away from her. Candice runs into the corner. She grabs the wand, hits Trish in the mid-section with it, and then across the head, and then she gets rid of the wand. Candice then hits another Kiss of Death as the referee turns around. Candice goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…….3.
Winner and NEW Women’s Champion: Candice Michelle
JR: What the hell just happened there?
King: From the covers of Playboy to the women’s champion. Go Daddy, Go Daddy.
JR: Candice Michelle just outsmarted the women’s champion, this is a major upset. We’ve had four championship matches tonight, with two of the titles changing. Will the world title change?
King: Well, here comes Edge, he’s not even going to let Candice go up the entrance ramp, he wants this match now.
Match #7: World Title: Triple H © vs. Edge w/Lita
HHH walks down the ramp, but Edge meets him there as the bell rings. HHH smacks Edge’s head onto the barricade, and tosses him into the ring. Edge stomps away, and gives HHH rights and lefts. Edge picks HHH up and gives him a back body drop. Edge gives HHH four straight elbow drops. Edge goes to the middle turnbuckle and gives HHH an elbow drop, and goes for the cover. 1.…2...but HHH kicks out right after two. Edge then gives HHH a DDT, and goes for the cover. 1.…2...and HHH kicks out. Edge Irish whips HHH into the ropes but HHH comes back and knees Edge in the face. HHH picks Edge up, throws him into the ropes, and gives him a spine buster, and goes for the cover. 1.…2...and Edge kicks out. HHH sets up for the pedigree, but Lita gets on the apron. HHH goes over to her, turns around, Edge is coming with a spear, HHH gets out of the way, but Edge stops right in front of Lita. HHH then shoves Edge into Lita, and Lita falls off the apron.
JR: Good, she had no business getting involved in the match.
King: So far it’s an even match, either man could walk out of here as champion.
HHH then kicks Edge into the mid-section, sets up for the pedigree, but Edge flips HHH over. Edge then goes into the corner, signaling for a spear. He runs towards HHH, and connects with the spear. Edge slowly goes for the cover. 1.…2.……but HHH kicked out. Edge is standing there in dis-belief. Edge then picks HHH up, and signals for the pedigree, while mocking HHH. HHH picks up Edge, and gives him a modified Alabama Slam. Edge tries to get up, but HHH meets him with a pedigree, and connects. HHH goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…….3.
Winner and STILL World Champion: Triple H
JR: Edge gave it all he had, but The Game came out on top.
King: What a disappointing loss for Edge.
JR: Let’s send it to the back where JB is standing by with the Alpha Male Monty Brown.
JB: Alpha Male Monty Brown. You have been demanding a title shot for so long. If you win tonight, it’s yours. But standing in your path is another man who has been vocal about getting a title shot, John Cena.
Monty: JB, tonight is the night. After I get through the Doctor of Huganomics, nobody will be able to deny the Alpha Male of a title shot. Lame rappers don’t survive on the Serengeti. The way the crowd treats Cena, he may not even survive walking down the ramp. All I know is tonight, the Alpha Male will take a big step in going on his quest to becoming World Champion. So tonight isn’t about the F-U and the Chain Gang, it’s about the Alpha Male becoming the #1 contender. And I will be doing that with the PPPPPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCEEEEEEE……………PERIOD!
Match #8: #1 Contender’s Match: John Cena vs. Monty Brown
They started with a stare down and the crowd buzzing. The crowd was more in favor of Monty, and booing Cena as usual. They start with rights and lefts, Cena runs to the ropes, and Monty meets gives him a clothesline, winning the approval of the crowd. Monty then mocks Cena, Cena gets back up, and gives Monty an arm drag. Cena then taunts Monty back by wiping the ropes with his head. Monty puts his hand up to do a test of strength, but kicks Cena in the mid-section instead. Monty gives Cena a modified T-Bone suplex. Cena goes by the corner, and Monty charges him with a knee to the back. Monty then gives Cena a fall away slam. Monty goes for the cover. 1.…2.and Cena kicks out right after two. Monty then sets up Cena for a suplex, but Cena gets out of it, and gives Monty a dropkick. Cena then gives Monty a neckbreaker. Cena runs to the ropes, and gives Monty a five knuckle shuffle.
JR: The crowd is on its feet, with chants of Let’s Go Cena, followed by Let’s Go Monty.
King: Don’t fool everyone JR, the crowd is full of anti-Cena fans.
Cena climbs to the top rope to do a flying cross body. But Monty catches him, and gives him a huge Alpha Bomb. Monty goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Cena kicks out. Monty then goes for a fall away slam, but Cena gets out of it with a DDT. Cena runs to the ropes, and gives Monty another five knuckle shuffle. Cena pumps up his shoes. He waits for Monty to get up, and lifts him into an F-U position. Monty battles out of it , and lifts Cena over his head. Cena wiggles out if it, kicks Monty in the mid-section, sets him up for an F-U, but Monty gets out of it. Monty throws Cena into the ropes, runs to the other side of the ring, and delivers a POUNCE to Cena. Monty goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……..3.
Winner and NEW #1 Contender: Monty Brown
JR: Monty Brown is the #1 contender!
King: What a match between two great athletes.
JR: So it’s set, Monty Brown vs. Triple H will be the main event of next month’s Judgment Day pay-per-view.
King: Speaking of The Game….
Triple H is standing on the ramp, title belt over his shoulder, slowly clapping. Monty signals, points to HHH’s belt, and points to his own waist.
*End Of Show*
The pyro goes off, and the first match starts.
Match #1: Light Heavyweight Title: A.J. Styles © vs. Frankie Kazarian w/Sable
The pace around the ring, tie up, and Kazarian pushes Styles down. Styles then gets up and clotheslines Kazarian. Styles follows it up with a drop kick, then an arm drag, and Styles puts Kazarian into an armbar. Kazarian reverses it, stands up, and stomps Styles in the back. He runs to the ropes and gives Styles a leg drop. 1...but Styles kicks out after one. Kazarian lifts Styles up for a fisherman’s suplex, but Styles gets out of it, lands on his feet, and delivers a pele to Kazarian. Styles then brings Kazarian towards the ropes. Styles goes for a tornado DDT, but Kazarian throws Styles off, and Styles collides with the referee. Kazarian signals for the wave of the future, but Styles kicks him, goes for the Styles Clash, and goes for the cover. But Styles realizes that the referee is knocked down. Styles is trying to revive the referee, and he sees Sable walking into the ring. Sable has the title belt in hand, swings at Styles, and Styles ducks. Styles sets up Sable for the Styles Clash, but Kazarian gets up and nails Styles in the face with the title belt. Sable clears the ring and brings the belt with her to get rid of the evidence. As the referee is slowly coming alive, Kazarian nails Styles with the wave of the future, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..3.
Winner and NEW Cruiserweight Champion: Frankie Kazarian
JR: I don’t believe this, Frankie Kazarian just robbed A.J. Styles!
King: What do you mean robbed? This is great. The Future is now the Light Heavyweight champion. He won it fair and square.
JR: Aw c’mon King, you were watching the same match as me. Sable wasn’t where she belonged, and Kazarian nailed Styles with the title belt. Nonetheless, we have a new light heavyweight champion. Let’s send it to the back where Maria is standing by with Triple X.
Maria: I’m standing here with Triple X. Guys, how do you feel about your match with MNM?
Daniels: Maria, it’s real simple. We are feeling great. We are on the top of our game. In this match, we have the experience edge, and the talent edge. We just need to watch Melina, and we should be fine.
Maria: Well…
Daniels: No, no more questions, we need to be focused on our match. C’mon Elix, let’s get out of here.
JR: Well, it looks like Triple X means all business tonight. In the meantime, JBL is standing in the ring.
JBL: I have only been here for a few months, and I’m not getting treated with the proper respect that I deserve. I am a WRESTLING GOD! But to his credit, Eric Bischoff put me on the card. He said I’d have to go find an opponent. Well, I haven’t found one. So I’ll tell you what. Anybody from the back, I don’t care if you’re on the roster or not, come out here. I’m not going anywhere tell someone comes out.
D’Lo Brown’s music hits.
JR: Is that who I think it is?
King: Haha JR, it’s D’Lo Brown.
JBL: Cut the real deal music. Is this some kind of joke? I want a real match, not some idiot who moves his head every second. In fact, if I shoved his head up his own ass, his ass cheeks would be moving every second of his life. I’m going to…
D’Lo punches JBL to start the match.
Match #2: D’Lo Brown vs. JBL
D’Lo then gives JBL a dropkick. D’Lo goes for a suplex, but JBL reverses it into a suplex of his own. JBL goes for a powerbomb, but D’Lo reverses it. He kicks JBL in the mid-section, goes for a sky high, and connects. He goes for the cover. 1.…2...and JBL kicks out. D’Lo picks JBL up, goes for a DDT, and connects. D’Lo heads for the ropes, goes for the Lo’Down frog splash, but JBL rolls out of the way. Both men are getting up, but JBL gets up first, runs to the ropes, and gives D’Lo a Clothesline from Hell. JBL goes for the cover. 1.…2.….3.
Winner: JBL
King: JBL making quick work of D’Lo Brown.
JR: Not one of the better returns I’ve seen.
King: Maybe JBL is right that he does deserve more respect.
Match #3: Tag Team Titles: MNM w/Melina © vs. Triple X (Christopher Daniels & Elix Skipper)
Skipper and Mercury start out the match. Mercury puts Skipper in a headlock. Mercury slams Skipper down, and tags in Nitro. Nitro climbs the top rope, goes for an elbow drop, but Skipper moves out of the way.
JR: What the?
King: What’s America’s Most Wanted doing here?
AMW hit’s the ring. Storm cracks a beer bottle over Nitro while Harris spears Skipper. Daniels charges at Harris, but Storm soon meets him with a kick to the head. On the outside, Gail Kim shoves Melina down. AMW then gives Nitro the Death Sentence.
JR: What was this for? I’m no MNM fan, but this is just uncalled for.
King: AMW probably has a reason for this.
JR: Well whatever it is, we’re not finding out tonight, because AMW is leaving the ring. They had to pick tonight to ruin a tag team match that barely even got started. Let’s take you to the back where Maria is standing by with Rhino.
Maria: Rhino, tonight you have a TV title match with Shelton Benjamin in a hardcore match. How confident are you feeling knowing that Shelton does not have experience in this type of match?
Rhino: Maria, you just figured it out. Shelton Benjamin is a great technical wrestler, there is no denying that, one of the best in the world. But, I’m am the capital of hardcore, and Shelton Benjamin and hardcore don’t go together. To make it short and sweet, I will be leaving the arena with the TV title, and Shelton Benjamin will be leaving it with a GORE!
Match #4: TV Title, Hardcore Rules: Shelton Benjamin © vs. Rhino
Rhino comes into the ring with a trash can lid in his hand. He goes to hit Shelton with it, Shelton ducks, and kicks it back into Rhino’s face. Unsure of what to do, Shelton goes onto the outside. He grabs a table.
JR: Shelton wasting no time taking advantage of the hardcore rules.
King: How does he even know what to do, JR?
Shelton grabs a table, and puts it in the ring. Shelton goes back under the ring, once again, and grabs a kendo stick and fire extinguisher. Shelton brings both of those into the ring, and Rhino meets him with a clothesline. Rhino grabs the kendo stick, and smacks Shelton across the head with it. Rhino goes for the cover. 1...2..and Shelton kicks out. Rhino then tries to spray Shelton with the fire extinguisher, but nothing is coming out. Shelton then gives Rhino a low blow. Rhino drops the extinguisher, and Shelton hits Rhino across the head with it, busting him open. Shelton goes for the cover. 1.…2.….but Rhino kicked out. Shelton goes for the T-Bone suplex, but Rhino reverses it into a belly-for-belly suplex. Rhino sets up a table into the corner. He Irish whips Shelton into the ropes, and gives him a spine buster. Shelton is standing near the table in the corner, and Rhino is signaling for the Gore. Rhino charges at Shelton, Shelton moves away, and Rhino hit’s the table, and the table breaks in half. Rhino is slow getting up, eventually does, and Shelton meets him with a T-Bone suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.……3.
Winner and STILL TV Champion: Shelton Benjamin
JR: What a match, Rhino gave it everything he had.
King: But it wasn’t good enough to beat Shelton Benjamin.
JR: Not on this night, Shelton was the better man. Let’s send it to the back where Jeremy Borasch is standing by with Christian and Ken Kennedy.
JB: Thanks guys. I’m standing here with Christian and Ken Kennedy. This all started when Christian cheated his way to victory over Chris Benoit. Eric Bischoff told both of you to find tag team partners to team up with at Backlash. The next week, Benoit’s partner Kurt Angle, defeated you Ken Kennedy.
Ken: Stop right there JB. I do not need to be reminded of how horribly my debut in IYFW went. That is the past, this is the present. Tonight, I’m teaming up with Captain Charisma, and we are going to get the job done. On this past Impact, we wiped the floor with our opponents. Tonight, it will be no different.
Christian: I like your attitude Ken. Angle and Benoit have never been friends, they’ve had tons of matches against each other, and they think that they can just have a match with great chemistry. Well, tonight reality will kick in.
Ken: Boys, beware of the dynamic duo of Christian, and MIIIIIIIIIISTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR KENNNNNNNNEDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY….KEEEEEEEEENNEDYYYYYY.
Christian: And for tonight, that, is how we roll.
Match #5: Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle vs. Christian & Ken Kennedy
Benoit and Christian start in the ring. Benoit throws Christian into the corner. He gives him a chop, followed by another, and a third. However, Kennedy tagged in without Benoit realizing it, and Kennedy gave Benoit a neckbreaker from behind. Kennedy then gave Benoit a suplex. Benoit rolled over near his corner, and Angle tagged in. Angle gave Kennedy a clothesline. Kennedy attempted a clothesline, Angle ducked, and gave Kennedy a German suplex. Kennedy got up, and Angle gave him a belly-to-belly suplex. Christian came in, but Angle gave him a German suplex.
King: The referee is losing control of the match.
JR: It looks as if the referee will just let em go, which is the right call at this point. Angle gives Kennedy a German suplex. Kennedy is slow to get up, as Angle is stalking him with an Angle Slam in mind. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Christian sets up Benoit for the unprettier, but Benoit pushes Christian down, and slaps on the crossface. Angle gives Kennedy an Angle Slam, but they fall on Benoit, and the crossface is broken. Benoit gets up, and asks Angle why he did that. They exchange words, and Angle shoves Benoit. Kennedy attacks Angle from behind, and Christian sneaks up from behind, goes for the unprettier on Benoit, and nails it. Christian goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..3.
Winners: Christian & Ken Kennedy
King: Haha, Christian was right, chemistry got in the way of Angle and Benoit winning.
JR: It’s a shame it went down that way. Look at this.
Angle gets up, shakes his head in disappointment, and heads to the back.
Maria: Coming up next, Candice Michelle faces the women’s champion, Trish Stratus. But now, I’m standing by with Edge and Lita. Edge, a lot of people are predicting you as the underdog in your match with Triple H tonight.
Edge: Give me the damn microphone. I could care less if I’m the underdog or not. I am winning this world title. I cannot wait to have it in my grasp. After the women’s title match, our match will be on. God forbid Triple H wasn’t in the last match on the card. The thing is, I already reserved a party, and I need to get there when it starts to I can celebrate my title victory. And now, the time is coming closer. Like it or not, you are looking at your next world heavyweight champion.
Match #6: Women’s Title: Trish Stratus © vs. Candice Michelle
The bell rings, and Candice is doing her Go Daddy dance, and Trish spears her down. Trish gives her rights and lefts, and Candice rolls out of the ring. Trish then goes outside of the ring, she chases Candice, and Candice finally goes into the ring. Trish goes into the ring, but Candice starts stomping her back. Candice then puts Trish into the corner. Candice goes for a punch, Trish ducks, and shoves Candice into the corner. Trish gives her a slap, licks her hand, and gives her another slap. Trish then gives Candice a suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.…2.but Candice kicks out. Trish goes for the Stratusfaction, but Candice reverses it into a back body drop, and goes for the cover. 1...2...but Trish kicks out. Candice then goes for the Kiss Of Death, but Trish reverses it into a Russian leg sweep, and goes for the cover. 1...2...and Candice kicks out. Trish goes for the Chick Kick, but Candice ducks, and hit’s the Kiss Of Death. Candice goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Trish kicks out. Candice acts as if she won the title, goes outside the ring, and grabs the title. She celebrates in the ring with the title belt, but the referee takes it away from her. Candice runs into the corner. She grabs the wand, hits Trish in the mid-section with it, and then across the head, and then she gets rid of the wand. Candice then hits another Kiss of Death as the referee turns around. Candice goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…….3.
Winner and NEW Women’s Champion: Candice Michelle
JR: What the hell just happened there?
King: From the covers of Playboy to the women’s champion. Go Daddy, Go Daddy.
JR: Candice Michelle just outsmarted the women’s champion, this is a major upset. We’ve had four championship matches tonight, with two of the titles changing. Will the world title change?
King: Well, here comes Edge, he’s not even going to let Candice go up the entrance ramp, he wants this match now.
Match #7: World Title: Triple H © vs. Edge w/Lita
HHH walks down the ramp, but Edge meets him there as the bell rings. HHH smacks Edge’s head onto the barricade, and tosses him into the ring. Edge stomps away, and gives HHH rights and lefts. Edge picks HHH up and gives him a back body drop. Edge gives HHH four straight elbow drops. Edge goes to the middle turnbuckle and gives HHH an elbow drop, and goes for the cover. 1.…2...but HHH kicks out right after two. Edge then gives HHH a DDT, and goes for the cover. 1.…2...and HHH kicks out. Edge Irish whips HHH into the ropes but HHH comes back and knees Edge in the face. HHH picks Edge up, throws him into the ropes, and gives him a spine buster, and goes for the cover. 1.…2...and Edge kicks out. HHH sets up for the pedigree, but Lita gets on the apron. HHH goes over to her, turns around, Edge is coming with a spear, HHH gets out of the way, but Edge stops right in front of Lita. HHH then shoves Edge into Lita, and Lita falls off the apron.
JR: Good, she had no business getting involved in the match.
King: So far it’s an even match, either man could walk out of here as champion.
HHH then kicks Edge into the mid-section, sets up for the pedigree, but Edge flips HHH over. Edge then goes into the corner, signaling for a spear. He runs towards HHH, and connects with the spear. Edge slowly goes for the cover. 1.…2.……but HHH kicked out. Edge is standing there in dis-belief. Edge then picks HHH up, and signals for the pedigree, while mocking HHH. HHH picks up Edge, and gives him a modified Alabama Slam. Edge tries to get up, but HHH meets him with a pedigree, and connects. HHH goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…….3.
Winner and STILL World Champion: Triple H
JR: Edge gave it all he had, but The Game came out on top.
King: What a disappointing loss for Edge.
JR: Let’s send it to the back where JB is standing by with the Alpha Male Monty Brown.
JB: Alpha Male Monty Brown. You have been demanding a title shot for so long. If you win tonight, it’s yours. But standing in your path is another man who has been vocal about getting a title shot, John Cena.
Monty: JB, tonight is the night. After I get through the Doctor of Huganomics, nobody will be able to deny the Alpha Male of a title shot. Lame rappers don’t survive on the Serengeti. The way the crowd treats Cena, he may not even survive walking down the ramp. All I know is tonight, the Alpha Male will take a big step in going on his quest to becoming World Champion. So tonight isn’t about the F-U and the Chain Gang, it’s about the Alpha Male becoming the #1 contender. And I will be doing that with the PPPPPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCEEEEEEE……………PERIOD!
Match #8: #1 Contender’s Match: John Cena vs. Monty Brown
They started with a stare down and the crowd buzzing. The crowd was more in favor of Monty, and booing Cena as usual. They start with rights and lefts, Cena runs to the ropes, and Monty meets gives him a clothesline, winning the approval of the crowd. Monty then mocks Cena, Cena gets back up, and gives Monty an arm drag. Cena then taunts Monty back by wiping the ropes with his head. Monty puts his hand up to do a test of strength, but kicks Cena in the mid-section instead. Monty gives Cena a modified T-Bone suplex. Cena goes by the corner, and Monty charges him with a knee to the back. Monty then gives Cena a fall away slam. Monty goes for the cover. 1.…2.and Cena kicks out right after two. Monty then sets up Cena for a suplex, but Cena gets out of it, and gives Monty a dropkick. Cena then gives Monty a neckbreaker. Cena runs to the ropes, and gives Monty a five knuckle shuffle.
JR: The crowd is on its feet, with chants of Let’s Go Cena, followed by Let’s Go Monty.
King: Don’t fool everyone JR, the crowd is full of anti-Cena fans.
Cena climbs to the top rope to do a flying cross body. But Monty catches him, and gives him a huge Alpha Bomb. Monty goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..and Cena kicks out. Monty then goes for a fall away slam, but Cena gets out of it with a DDT. Cena runs to the ropes, and gives Monty another five knuckle shuffle. Cena pumps up his shoes. He waits for Monty to get up, and lifts him into an F-U position. Monty battles out of it , and lifts Cena over his head. Cena wiggles out if it, kicks Monty in the mid-section, sets him up for an F-U, but Monty gets out of it. Monty throws Cena into the ropes, runs to the other side of the ring, and delivers a POUNCE to Cena. Monty goes for the cover. 1.…..2.……..3.
Winner and NEW #1 Contender: Monty Brown
JR: Monty Brown is the #1 contender!
King: What a match between two great athletes.
JR: So it’s set, Monty Brown vs. Triple H will be the main event of next month’s Judgment Day pay-per-view.
King: Speaking of The Game….
Triple H is standing on the ramp, title belt over his shoulder, slowly clapping. Monty signals, points to HHH’s belt, and points to his own waist.
*End Of Show*
