MLPW (4/27/06): NEW Co-EM! Bad Co. Collide!

[NAC ATTACK '08]

The Elite Wrestling Associations presents . . .
Major League Professional Wrestling
LIVE : Thursday April 27, 2006 : EWA Arena (Trump Plaza, Atlantic City NJ)
9pm (8ct/6pc) : ESPN2

We go LIVE to the ring, the all too familiar entrance music hits, as introduced is the NEW Heavyweight World Champion, "The Mighty Robus" Bernard Bloom! (pops!) Bloom makes his way inside the ring and takes the mic, saying it's a dream come true to become a World Champion finally after nearly a decade of paying dues & getting screwed. Says he's the only World Champion in wrestling worth paying money to see, but that the people already knew that. Says his teacher, EWA Hall of Famer Killer Kowalski, has produced some of the finest champions ever... Triple H, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer, April Hunter, and now me! Dedicates his win from The New Beginning to Kowalski... just then, "Save Me" by DamagePlan hits the PA... out walks the now FORMER World Champion Sean "The Rage" O'haire! O'haire says he was stripped of the title thus never beaten for it, and to his true fans, is still recognized as the true champion just w/out the gold. Bloom asks if he isn't still under suspension for working a WWE match last month?! (boo's!)..... O'haire's just quiet for a moment, says yeah he did and it was a mistake, but when he (Sean) returns, that belt is coming back around MY waist..... Bloom says he's got some friends that beg to differ...... Just then, "Crush'em" by Megadeth hits the PA...... appearing and making their way over the guardrails are Ultimo Dragon, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Diamond Dallas Page, and GOLDBERG! - all of whom been victoms and "put on the list" of O'haire. All enter the ring, Goldberg on the mic says Hello to O'haire (after over a year of absense since Univeral II when O'haire took Goldberg out). Says we'll all be waiting when he returns.... DDP takes the mic and says Payback's a Bitch! (slaming the mic down, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" hits the PA) ..... Bloom knods his head "yes" and smiles at O'haire - who's looking rather upset as he exits the entrance stage. Bloom shakes hands w/ Greg, Dragon, Goldberg, then stares down DDP as the 2 have a heated past... shaking hands and apparently buring the hatchet.

Up next, the Tag Division Series continues.


MATCH #1
The Family's Tony Mamaluke & Bino Gambino vs. The Backseat Boyz (Trent Acid & Johnny Kashmire);
Quick "cruiser X" styled match between the 2 teams, comes to an end at 8:21 as the BBoyz finish off Mamaluke w/ the T-Gimmick combo'd finisher, cover by Acid, 1-2-3!
WINNERS: The Backseat Boyz

Joining Eric Gargulio at the broadcast booth is Diamond Dallas Page, commenting on all the people O'haire's done wrong and injured, he's got his coming, but from now on, MLPW managment has hired ME (DDP) as your new sideki.... well, on 2nd thought monkeyboy, you're my new sidekick! Eric doesn't argue as he takes us to this video....

"My name is Doug Williams..... (footage of him warming up in dark locker room)..... I'm the former RoH Pure Champion, and a former EWA International Champion .... (alternating footage of him forcing opponents to tap).... And my next win, will be the Heavyweight World title championship. I come from the UK. I am a master pure superstar. And Bernard Bloom, our history won't repeat itself, for I will take that belt with me to the UK...... (close up of Doug's face, sweat drentched)...... Cheerio!"
Doug Williams vs. Bernard Bloom on May 11, only on MLPW!


XPW commercial: DaMaGe InC. is NOT your every day corporation. Our employees arn't your every day businessmen. And our work environment isn't your every day building. DaMaGe InC. is a LIFESTYLE (footage of XPW action shown). Our stars are brutal & hardore! And we take our work wherever we damn well please! LIVE May 20th from the Viking Hall (formerly ECW Arena) is DaMaGe InC., only on PPV!

MATCH #2
Roberto El Fuago vs. Leonard Lane Dupree;
Your basic run of the mill match-up between midcarder (Fuago) and semi-main eventer (Dupree), with Fuago showing some good offense skills, learned during his 10+ year career, but this proves not to be enough to put away the heartless Lenny Dupree, as Lane finishes off Fuago at the 8:48 mark with the Lane Driver (modified Rock Bottom), cover 1-2-3!
WINNER: Leonard Lane Dupree
-After the match, Dupree playfully gives Fuago a couple of facewashers with his boot as Fuago struggles to get up. On the entrance stage appears Rob Wagner, Dupree's arch nemisis. Wagner says he wants 1 more match against Dupree, and is willing to put up $10,000 if he loses. But if Dupree loses, he loses his hair! Lane says he'll think about it.... (thinking about it) .... NO!........ Wagner says the new co-EM begs to differ... "God of Thunder" by KISS hits the PA....... It's SID VICIOUS!!!! Dressed in suit & tie w/ the sleeves ripped off.... Sid on the mic shouts at Dupree, saying he doesn't have a choice, Money vs. Hair match for 5/11! Wagner just grins as Dupree is PO'd, just when Fuago comes to, turning Lane around, Hurracurrana! Fuago gets in the last laugh.

In the back, JJ Dillon can't believe his new co-EM is none other than Sid Vicious, as he and Tully are in disbelief as the 2 of them know what Sid's capable of, having worked with him in the NWA/pre-WCW days. TV Champ Teddy Hart wonders why they're freakin' out so much, taking the news of Sid lightly. Changing the subject, Teddy says he wants to discuss something serious w/ JJ & Tully. Since he's still Television Champion, he wants to be the BEST one EVER... but realizes to do that, he's gotta go through as many former TV Champions as possible, and it starts tonight against . . . . Tully Blanchard! Teddy has a serious look on his face, as Tully asks if he's kidding.... Teddy is silent... Tully questions Teddy, then turns to JJ and says he can't prevent a Champion from issuing a challenger, he (JJ) can only condone it. Teddy tells Tully it's nothing personal against him, it's personal for my (Teddy's) sake as I want to be the best TV Champion ever and be taken seriously. Tells Tully that even when they do face, there's a sliver of a chance Tully could even wind up being TV Champion again after almost 20yrs. Don't hold anything back Tully, because I won't!............. Teddy leaves the room, Tully looks at Dillon who lowers his head.

[NAC ATTACK '08]

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MATCH #3
DaWg ToWn (Rodney Mack & Butch Reed) w/ Jazz vs. The Party (Lil Nate & Ryan Taylor) w/ Grandmaster Lawler;
It's the 2 heavyweights squaring off the 2 lighterweight superstars. We see quick defense on the Party's part and in doing so, celebrate prematurly as their inexperience catches up with them and D.T. are able to capitalize on it, and begin dominating the match. GMLawler acts as a cheerleader and gets the fans ralleying behind The Party, but to no use as at the 9:53 mark, Mack hits the BMF Drop (falcon arrow) on Lil Nate, cover 1-2-3!
WINNERS: DaWg ToWn

Eric & DDP announce that on June 2, 3, & 4 will be Legend's Reunion Weekend 2, as the itinirary is as follows: June 2nd will be MLLW's "Girl's Night Out 2", where we crown a NEW Queen of The Ring! June 3rd is the 3rd annual EWA Hall of Fame ceremony, where we induct 7 legends into the hall of fame and present the 2006 Lifetime Achievement Award! And on June 4th is the EWA Supershow "Parade of Champions", as titles from ALL promotions under the EWA umbrella will be defended on this HUGE card!

And now, EWA Hall of Fame Class of 2006 Inductee . . . . Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, serving as a manager in the AWA, WWE, and as a commentator for WCW, Heenan has seen them come and go, but "The Brain" has always stood strong, and we at the EWA are proud to present Bobby "The Brain" Heenan into the EWA Hall of Fame Class of 2006! (applause heard from crowd).


MATCH #4
Wild Samoans II (The Tonga Kid & Skulu) w/ Kishi Fatu vs. The Down Boys (CJ Otis & Jimmy Jacobs);
The size difference isn't all that noticable between the 313lb Down Boys & the 528lb Samoans... no, not at all. Jacobs & Otis rely on their speed and are able to take down the rookie Skulu, even coming close to outsmarting him, until the 20+ year vetern The Tonga Kid interfers and injects himself into the match up. At 9:07, Jacobs is taken out with a Superkick delivered by the Tonga Kid, as Skulu flies off the top turnbuckle and hits CJ w/ a flying headbutt, cover 1-2-3!
WINNERS: The Wild Samoans II

JJ Dillon is shown walking in the halls, hiding off to the side is Sid who spots Dillon walk past him... "JAMES!!!" Sid shouts w/ a smile, Dillon jumps and is visibly shaken (crowd is heard laughing), as Sid gets reacquainted with JJ. Dillon says the plan for co-EMs is to both agree on stipulations and certain matches, then brings up the Wagner/Dupree match, Sid cuts him off, "YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT MATCH, DO YOU?!?!" - towering over Dillon as he asks that, JJ backs down saying no no, no problem here. JJ humbly grins and walks off like he just crap his pants, Sid smiling at Dillon walking off.

MLLW commercial: NEW TNA star Christy Hemme challenges Nattie Neidhart for the Global Ladies title + see which team will face Alere & Daziee for the Tag titles. Tune in to Major League Ladies Wrestling, this sunday only on ESPN2!


Tully Blanchard, dressed ready to enter the ring, is shown looking at a scrapbook. The camera encloses over his shoulder and it's a photo of him, holding the vintage NWA Television title belt, posing with JJ Dillon (circa 1986). Tully closes it and looks to be pondering.... putting it back down and taking a seat on a bench as he awaits his match.

MATCH #5
H. Perro Aguayo vs. Rob Wagner;
A great contest between the luchadore heavyweight and the american heavyweight. This action is very close as these 2 try and outscore one another with their offense and defenses. Going all the way up to 13:48 of a hell of a match, Perro purches Rob up, sittin on the top turnbuckle when Rob boots Perro in the shoulder, Perro giving some distance between the 2 as he turns around and is met w/ a SNAP dropkick! Shades of Wagner's late-grandfather, the Original Gorgeous George, Rob gets the cover 1-2-3!
WINNER: Rob Wagner
-After the match, Wagner on the mic, panting heavy from that match, tells Lenny Lane to brush that shoulder length hair and trim that beard while he's at it, because both are going come the 11th!

Up next, our MAIN EVENT! The historic Television Championship is on the line!

[NAC ATTACK '08]

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MATCH #6 TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Tully Blanchard vs. Teddy Hart (c);
The 2 stare eachother down up to the bell ringing. Locking up, we see mentor and protegae' going toe-to-toe! Tully gets the upperhand in the beginning of this contest, but soon after, Teddy's youthful wrecklessness actually works into his favor as Hart now controls the majority of this match up. At 9:29, JJ Dillon makes his way down the ramp and to ringside, observing the match. As Tully springs off the ropes, JJ trips him! Tully gets up, asking why briefly until Teddy school boys Tully, 1-2-3!
WINNER: Teddy Hart (retains Title)
-JJ gets on the mic and says he only did it to protect OUR champion. Just then, SID makes his way to the entrance stage and says he seen it all happen, and here's what we're gonna do: In 2wks, a rematch will take place for the title (pops!, JJ looks and Teddy are both livid, Tully smiles).... As Sid continues saying JJ will be put in a Shark Cage suspended over the ring during the match to prevent ANY interference (POPS!!).... JJ says he doesn't agree to it - Sid gets all serious asking if There's a Problem?!, making his way down to ringside, Teddy & JJ backdown as Tully comes up from behind and tosses Teddy over the top rope and outta the ring, grinning down at him and at the TV title belt as we go off the air.

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