XPW 4:20 (4/20/06): Impact Players collide!

[NAC ATTACK '08]

The Elite Wrestling Association presents . . .
Xtreme Pro Wrestling
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LIVE : Thursday April 20, 2006 : Galaxy Theatre (Orange County, CA)
7pm (9ct/10et) : Pay-Per-View

A video of Mr. 90s Sammy appears on the Big Screen, as he's The Sam-man, imitating "The Hardcore Icon" w/ a can of NA beer, pouring it on himself and a twig that resemples a singapore cain. Saying he's gotten a taste of 4:20 earlier today, but plans on sticking to kicking ass and drinking beer! Funny stuff!

Kriss Kloss & Joel Gertner welcome us to 4:20!

MATCH #1
Crowbar & Ace Darling vs. Messiah & Alterboy Luke;
The popular NWA tag team of the 90s, "Devon Storm" & Darling reunited, as they're up against the 2 holy powers! Messiah and Crowbar anxious to get in the ring against one another as this feud's been escolating since XPW's returned to the forfront in pro wrestling! We see alot of nice hold/counter holds in this with, with smooth highspots by Darling & Luke, while Crowbar & Messiah execute some wicked highspots on one another (even a moonsault off the top turnbuckle by Messiah, to the outside & landing on Darling, Luke, & Crowbar all layed out on a table!). We see the end come at 13:39 as Messiah is about to hit the Godsmack on Ace Darling, Crowbar low-blows Messiah and DDT's him, Luke hits an asi-moonsault on Crowbar as Crowbar just gets up. Darling about to hit a tornado DDT on Luke, when Luke tosses Darling crotch-first into the top turnbuckle, fans heard "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!", Luke sets Darling up Razor's Edge style, then tosses Ace over his head, executing a nice sit-down-powerbomb! Cover 1-2-3!
WINNERS: Alterboy Luke & Messiah
-Messiah gets on the mic and says he isn't satisfied with tonight's win, so he challenges Crowbar to a steelcage match next month at 'DaMaGe InC." .... Crowbar grabs the mic and says he accepts.

In the back, we see Masato Tanaka walking down a small hallway, and just on the opposite side we see Vampiro Canadianse walking in the same direction... we all anticipate at these 2 will run into eachother.... right about ...... NOW, the 2 bump and look at eachother, Vamps tells Masato in spanish to look where he's going, Tanaka tells the same to Vamps in japanese... Vamps smiles and gets in Tanaka's face, telling him in english that he's a 2nd rate champion and will always be.... Tanaka spits in Vamp's face... Vampiro wipes the saliva off of his pant and starts laughing as he walks away, leaving Tanaka disturbed.

Coming out to the theatre stage, it's .... it's ..... OMG, it's ... wait a minute, that's not.... (a guy dressed up in a business suit, pillow stuffed under his shirt to make his stomach look pot-bellied, long leather trench coat, baseball cap worn frontwards and a pony tail sticking out) . . . . . . . Ohhhhhh, it's Mr. 90s Sammy - who takes the mic and says tonight, SAM E. DANGEROUSLY is in charge!!! No more Terry Funk, I'M THE COMMISSIONER TONIGHT until we can find a NEW Commissioner for XPW..............
Just then, a familiar face appears, it's Lou E. Dangerously! (pops!) ... Telling Sam to shut the up! And if he doesn't he'll make him, right here, right now!............ Sam E. Dangerously responds with another imitation, "Youuuuu're FIIIIREEEEED!" (crowd laughs).... Lou E. tosses the mic to the side and enters the ring, the bell sounds.
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MATCH #2
Sam E. Dangerously vs. Lou E. Dangerously;
Not the best performance out of either men, as Sam carries Lou throughout the match, quite sloppy to be honest. And thankfully at the 7:39 mark, Sam hits a splash on Lou E., cover 1-2-3!
WINNER: Sam E. Dangerously
-Just as Sam is celebrating, we see at the entrance stage . . . . it's TODD GORDON! The founder of now defunct and forever laid to rest Extreme Championship Wrestling, Gordon tells Sam E. that he is NOT the commissioner tonight, as Mr. Trump has officially hired HIM (Todd) to run XPW under MY Supervision! (pops!), and starting next month at "DaMaGe InC.", we're taking XPW back to the home of hardcore, THE NORTHEASTERN SECTION of THE UNITED STATES!!! (boo's heard in the crowd, as we are on the westcoast). Sam E. Dangerously says it doesn't matter where we are: Cali, Philly... North Da'in'kota (lol), Todd can bring any guy he wants and next month at DaMaGe InC., Sam E. will bring the one, the only... Homophobic, Suicidal-phobic, Genitalia-phobic, SAM-BU! (crowd laughs) ........ Gordon says it isn't a joke, he'll bring someone who's been gone for awhile, but will be back to kick Sam's ass next month on May 20th!

Kloss and Gertner discuss what we just seen, Gertner appauled by Sam's antics as of late, asking who does he think he is, imitating the great hardcore stars like this?! .... Kloss for one thinks it's some of the funniest stuff seen here, in XPW! (putting Sam over, as a face!)

We take a look back at footage of Havoc's debut last month and how they cost The Hanson Cousins from winning the XPW Tag titles from MMW.
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MATCH #3
Havoc (Jason Bates & Keith Walker) vs. The Hanson Cousins (Dirty Ernie & Dirty Dan) w/ "White Trash" Johnny Webb;
The Hardcore Hillbillies waste no time in taking it to the muscular duo, as Ernie uses his ax to give Walker a chin-drop on the top of it. Dan takes the fight w/ Bates to the outside, over the guardrail and into the fans. Fans holding up chairs & trash can lids, one fan even holding up a crowbar, Bates is quickly bloodied at the hands of Dirty Dan. Meanwhile in the ring, Walker is being worked over by the slow paced, rugged Dirty Ernie. Johnny Webb is shown sitting outside in his Elvis suit, eating a bucket of chicken from El Pio Loco (local chicken franchise in SoCal). Ernie slamming Keith into the mat and going for an elbow, misses as Keith rolls out and gathers himself, turning the tide and begins working over Ernies arm, using scientific moves?.. here in XPW? Noooo! Bates dodges a charge from Dan, as Dan goes flying against the wall in the lobby area of the theatre. The fight takes a turn to the outside area as fans chant "XPW! XPW! XPW! XPW!", Bates picks up Dan and hits a shoulderbreaker on the concrete, next to the curb on the street. Grabbing Dan by the hair and leading him back indoors, through the lobby, through the crowd, and tossing him over the guardrail, Walker still taking it to Ernie inside the ring. Bates rolls Dan into the ring as the team of Havoc take control of this dueling battle over The Hanson Cousins. Johnny Webb trips up Walker and takes his leg, running it into the corner post. Bates chases Webb on the outside, Webb rolls into the ring as does Bates, Webb runs outside the ring as Bates is caught by Ernie (sleeperhold), Dan comes to and picks up Bates' legs, both hit a double drop on Jason Bates. Dan goes to the top, Ernie signals as Dan lands a flying leg drop across Bates' chest, Walker limps over to Ernie, who scoops up the built Walker, Michinoku Driver onto Bates, Dan goes to the top again, Ernie and Webb raise their hands up in the air as Dan flies and hits a shooting star press! WOW! cover on both Havoc members, Ernie dogpiles the pin 1-2-3!
WINNERS: The Hanson Cousins
-Webb & The Hansons celebrate on their way to the back, Webb is heard saying IT'S ALL ABOUT FRIED CHICKEN & ASS KICKIN'!

[NAC ATTACK '08]

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We go back and look at the events that transpired last month at "Baptized In Blood V" between Balls Mahoney, Axl Rotten & Ian Rotten, with John Kronus getting involved.
(It's announced that Axl Rotten is in rehab and unable to make it tonight).
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MATCH #4
John Kronus vs. Balls Mahoney;
The 2 big men lock up, with Kronus taking an early lead in this contest, headlocking Mahoney until Balls pushes Kronus to the ropes and the 2 collide shoulders.... both sprining to the ropes and another shoulder block, but noone budges.... another dual spring to the ropes and still nobody goes down.... both then criss-cross against the ropes, Kronus lays down as Balls leaps over John but stopping, John gets up and Balls begins nailing him as the fans chant along, "BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! Woooooooooooaaaaaaaaah BALLS!" - sending Kronus to the mat! Mahoney goes to the outside and grabs his customized airbrushed folding chair, bringing it to the ring and setting up Kronus, who gets up and turns around - WACK!!!! Kronus goes down, forehead split open, Balls springs to the ropes and hits a Dusty Rhodes elbow drop at the 6:24, cover 1-2-3!
WINNER: Balls Mahoney
-After the contest, Ian Rotten appears and blindsides Mahoney, hitting him with a plethra of double-axhandles to the back, telling the ref to ring the bell.
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MATCH #5
Balls Mahoney vs. Ian Rotten;
Ian takes the already dented chair and begins lashing it on Balls' back, flattening the dent and curving the chair due to the beating Ian's giving Mahoney. Ian tosses the usless peice of steel to the outside and exiting the ring, scrounging for any more weapons at ringside and finding a bat wrapped in barbed wire! (POPS!!!!).... bringing it into the ring, Ian gets ready to swing, Balls gets to his feet turns around and ducks the swing & a miss, Balls kicks Ian in the gut, taking the bat from him and laying into his back, returning the favor! The spikes on the wire tearing away on Ian's white shirt in the back, blood appearing on the material as Ian's back must be scorned. Balls uses the spikes on the bat and rubs Ian's forehead into it, soon Rotten's face is a crimson mask with blood and sweat mixed. Balls goes to the outside and reaches underneith the ring for a moment or 2, finding a bag... taking it into the ring and dumping it's contents, IT'S THUMBTACS!!!!! OMG!!!!.... Balls picks up the bloodied up Ian into a powerslam hold over his shoulders, bracing him as he charges and hits the running powerslam, spiking Ian (literally!) into the thumbtacs, Balls shown pain as his arms just rammed into the tacs aswell. Getting the cover, 1-2-...kick out! Balls picks Ian up, setting him up and hitting a piledriver onto the tacs! The fans are heard, "HOLY crap! HOLY crap! HOLY crap! HOLY crap!" as we witness 2 hardcore masters work their brutal and violent craft! Mahoney then climbs to the top rope, moonsaulting back to land on Ian, but Ian rolls out of the way, Balls lands stomach first into the tacs and face first into the barbed wire bat! (Crowd heard "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"), Balls now bloodied up himself, as Ian goes for the cover, 1-2... shoulder's up. The tacs are shown pierced into the skin of both stars, quite disturbing and graphic. .... Ian picks Mahoney up, sets him up and lifts him up powerbomb style, but Balls nails Ian w/ something... it's a SPIKED RING! OMG a ring w/ a 1" spike sticking out of it! Ian is shown clutching his forehead in pain, screamin in agony. At 10:31, Balls schoolboys Rotten, 1-2-3!
WINNER: Balls Mahoney
-Both lay lying flat for a few moments as officials come to their aid in assisting them back to their feet.

As the ring is being cleared, we take you to some footage that was shot only weeks ago, days after our March PPV "Baptized In Blood V", concerning a match between then-Alternative Champion Crowbar vs. Messiah vs. Nosawa, at a Michigan based Border City Wrestling show. Crowbar cradle piledrives Messiah, as Nosawa hits an inziguri kick to Crowbar, before hitting a 450 Splash on Messiah, cover 1-2-3! NEW Alternative Champion, Nosawa! As this was the match originally scheduled for tonight, and with Crowbar & Messiah already battling earlier in tag team compeition, Nosawa has agreed to defend the title against an unknown opponent.

MATCH #6 ALTERNATIVE CHAMPIONSHIP (Ladder match, title suspended in the air)
Nosawa vs. ? ? ?;
...... La Cu Ca Racha music hits . . . . . out walks JUVIENTUD GUERERRA! A former original XPW Alumni has returned! This one should be fast & furious!
The bell sounds and the 2 "Cruiser X" stars waste no time in showing who's the more superior athlete, equalling in their lock ups, take downs, arm drags, quick pins w/ kick outs, wheelbarrowing and even backflipping .... both stand still as the fans ERUPT! with appreciation, clapping their hands.... Juvi wants to shake hands, as Nosawa extends his, but Juvi's the heel vetern & thumbs the eye, taking control over this one. Cocky as ever, Juvi takes this match for granted, which costs him as Nosawa is truely focused and turns the tide on the former Cruiserweight Champ, and at the 9:40 mark, Nosawa hits his version of the "Canadian Destroyer" on Juvi, going to the outside and grabbing the ladder, sliding it into the ring and setting it up... Juvi barely coming to as Nosawa sees this, leaping off the midde of the ladder and hitting a hurracurrana, sending Juvi to the outside. Nosawa moves the ladder over near the ropes and climbs to the top of it, signaling by twirling his index fingers (official signal of a highspot coming)... Nosawa leaps corkscrew style and lands on Juvi and on the guardrail, appearing to be injured as he's holding his leg and not moving to get up. Juvi eventually comes to and sees that officials are now attending to Nosawa, seeing his chance he slides into the ring and repositions the ladder under the Alternative title belt. At 10:19, Juvi climbing up...... BUT WAIT A MINUTE, wearing his ponytail still and dawning a singlet w/ scribbles on it, kickpads and boots, It's Mr. 90s Sam who leaps onto the center of the top rope and kicks the ladder out from underneith Juvi!!! (POPS!!) .... Sam does the double-thumb point to himself .... "ROB... VAN ... SAM!" .... taking the ladder and setting it up quickly and climbing it himself, reaching the Alternative title belt and taking it! "Walk" by Pantera (not Kilgore, original Walk) hits the PA!
WINNER: Rob Van Sam (NEW Alternative Champion!)
-Juvi can't believe it as he's in disbelief, holding onto the sides of his hair and forehead... kicking the bottom rope as he starts pacing in the ring, hands on his hips... officials still attending to Nosawa, who has his leg bandaged up. RVS continues celebrating as he makes his way to the back.

Meanwhile as Juvi leaves, EMTs arrive and gurney Nosawa out on a stretcher, Nosawa holds his arm up, pointing #1 as the fans clap for the fallen now-former champion.

Lance Storm is shown in the locker room, pissed off he didn't win the Heavyweight World title this past sunday at "The New Beginning", aswell as his valet Dawn Marie, X-Factored out of her heels that night aswell. Lance is shown very serious and in a foul mood, warning his former tag partner Jus' Encredible that tonight, he's venting all his frustrations out on him and telling him don't even think of taking the title from him, because he's willing to die to keep it. (very intense promo by a man who barely speaks!).

MATCH #7 XPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Mexico's Most Wanted (Damian 666 & Halloween) (c) vs. Hugh "Big Nasty" Mungus & The Blue Meanie;
Meanie is shown not feeling well, but mustering up enough strength to participate in this contest. Hugh holds his own battling the much smaller tag champs, but with frequent tags in and out of the ring, along w/ some double-teaming tactics, MMW are able to outwear "Big Nasty", leading to tagging in the ill-felt Blue Meanie, which leads to the downfall of the big boys in this contest, as Damian & Halloween double flapjack Meanie, Halloween locks on a modified arm-tork, forcing Meanie to tap out at the 9:38 mark.
WINNERS: Mexico's Most Wanted (Retaining Titles!)
-After the contest, "Goin To The Swamp" by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits the PA . . . . . . . . . IT'S CHRIS HAMRICK & TRACY SMOTHERS . . . . . Southern Discomfort not only reunited, but BACK in XPW!!!!! .... Smothers challenges MMW to a tag title match next month at "DaMaGe InC.", Damian responds in spanish, cussing out SoDisco, Halloween interrprets saying if they want the belts, they have to earn them!

[NAC ATTACK '08]

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Jus' Encredible is standing by backstage and promos on Lance Storm, admitting that he & Sean Waltman made a pack together and taking Dawn out was the #1 move, and 2nd, to take your title belt and rightfully become XPW Heavyweight Champion! Smacking himself in the forehead w/ his singapore cain before walking off.

MATCH #8
Masato Takana vs. Vampiro Canadianse;
The 2 fan favorites waste no time in dishing out the retaliating punchs, chops, thrusts, and even kicks into their brutal arsinal against one another. Vampiro stoops down a few levels and uses cheap tactics to maintain the match up against Masato. At 7:49, Vamps hits the Nail In The Coffin this early into the match, going for the cover 1-2... kick out! ... Vampiro brings a table into the ring, setting it up and laying Tanaka across it before going to the top, flying elbow drop alla HBK, but Tanaka rolls out of the way, Vamps goes crashing through the wood! After Tanaka is able to clear the cobwebs from his noggin, he's able to pick Vamps up and setting him up for the Diamond Dust finisher.......... when we see VIOLENT J & SHAGGY 2 DOPE push Tanaka down, Shaggy goes to the top and hits a moonsault, REPOSITIONING IN MID-AIR! Violent J picks Tanaka up and hits a Nail In The Coffin of his own. The ICP help Vampiro to his feet as Vamps signals for a highspot, going to the top rope, Violent J hands Vamps a steelchair... Arabian Face Buster! Tanaka is KO'ed, Vampiro gets the cover at 12:07, 1-2-3!
WINNER: Vampiro Canadiase
-After the contest, Shaggy reaches into his pocket and pulls out something.. unrolling it, it's a bag of pot! (POPS!) Violent J pulls out a pipe from his pocket and sparks it up in the center of the ring... Vampiro grabs the pipe and takes a hit... handing it to Shaggy 2 DOPE, who gets the crowd riled up as he takes a hit at the sametime! (fans cheering LOUD) As the ICP live up to the 4:20 of the night! Police officials in the area make their way through the crowd and into the ringside area, as ICP run to the back... crowd is heard laughing.

A close up of the Alternative Championship is shown, as the camera/scene backs up slowly and we see Mr. 90s Sammy, dressed up in tie-dye and wearing thick black framed glasses w/ tape between the lenses. Promoing in 2nd person, "Sammy Dudley sa...sa..sa...sa....SAYS it feels grr...grr.....grr...gREAT to be a Champion here in XP...p....p....p... PW!" - stopping for a moment and pulling up a sign that says "Sammy Dudley 4 Prez", then another sign that says "Sammy Dudley 4 World Champ", and a 3rd that says, "Sammy Dudley Rulz U".... showing a big grin on his face as he walks out of the room. TOOOO Funny!

MATCH #9 XPW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Jus'Encredible vs. Lance Storm(c);
The 2 Impact Players eye eachother before and during the bell sounding. Standing still for a moment or 2, then both just charge at one another and lock up, which in-itself proves to be how intense this rivalry is, as the 2 keep their collar-elbow-tie-up and even plow through the ropes to the outside, keeping the lock up and circling the outside of the ring, both tilting over the guardrail and into the crowd, Jus' hits the 1st knee to Lance' gut, and turns this into a brawl in the theatre crowd. Ramming Lance' head into raillings, against the wall, and even on the merchandise table, spreading out all the Tshirts and stuff for sale. Lance begins to fight back however and leads the fight towards the ring, running clothesline and both go back over the guardrail into ringside territory. Lance rolls Jus' back in 1st, before entering himself, Storm then starts using his scientific skills to break down his challenger. Keeping the match clean, Storm uses a variety of concession holds and wear-down tactics, but at 9:13, Jus' finally is able to mount an offense and we see Encredible take the lead between the 2 former tag champions. Taking a page out of the Aldo Montoya book, Encredible hits a Torndado DDT on Storm, before signaling for the tombstone piledriver. Hoisting Lance up, Lance reverses it.... but Jus' regains the position, BOOM! Cover 1-2...kick out! Jus' can't believe it, as he gets to his feet and signals for some sweet chin music, shades of his good buddy HBK, Lance slow to getting to his feet... turning around... SUPERKICK is dodged, Lance swings one of his own, but is dodged... the 2 walk away for a moment, quickly turning around and nailing EACHOTHER w/ the SUPERKICKS! both go down! (fans clapping!).... Jus' rolls out of the ring while Storm gets back to his feet. Seeing Jus' on the floor, Lance reaches through the ropes but is met w/ a shot to the forehead w/ the singapore cain, Jus' brings the cain in and begins lashing at Storm's back, grabbing Lance and scooping him up once again to hit the tombstone once more, but Lance pushes forward - forcing Jus' to summersault forward, Lance holds onto Jus' legs and pins his shoulders to the mat, 1-2-3 at the 15:46 mark!
WINNER: Lance Storm (Retains Title!)
-Lance looks down at Jus', who's digusted in defeat, and tells him that he's better than him, raising his arms into the air in victory... when Jus' turns Lance around, SUPERKICK and knocking Storm out, too lil too late. Taking the belt and raising it into the air before tossing it on Storm, Jus' tags the fan's hands at ringside before exiting the ringside area. Lance comes to and smiles, knowing he's still the champion.

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