Post by slappy on Apr 3, 2006 2:04:21 GMT -5
*The pyro goes off and the main video plays. The camera pans around the arena showing all the fans cheering and it goes down to Vince McMahon standing in the ring*
Vince, "Tonight, this Showdown is about change. No more, ah, how should I put it? Bull crap. Way too many promos taking up the air time. Eric Bischoff has been fired from his job as GM of Showdown. *most of the fans cheer*. Tonight, will start the search for a new GM. I have in mind 5 different people for the GM job. Over the next 5 weeks, we will have 5 different GM's. In 6 weeks, I will announce the new GM of Showdown. Let's start the night off by introducing this week's GM. Ladies and Gentlemen, coming down the aisle, my son, Shane McMahon.
*Here Comes the Money plays as Shane makes his way down to the ring*
Vince, "Also tonight, I am stripping Chris Benoit of the world title. Tonight starts a company wide tournament for the title. Every wrestler will be involved. Tonight will be part one of the first round. Next week, part two of the first round. And so on and so forth. Shane, are you going to do something drastic to make me notice you as GM?"
Shane, "I'm your son, so that should be it. I should be GM."
Vince, "Sorry, but I am going to be fair. Just because you are my son, does not give you a free ride. It may have in the past, but tonight is about change. And the free ride is over. No more special treatment. That goes for you, your sister and her husband. So, do something to wow me and the fans or I won't even blink twice at the thought of you as the new GM. Another change is the announcing staff. I hate to bad mouth these two fine men, but as announcers, they suck. Tenay and Schivonie, thank you for years of service, but they are no longer needed. I'm sorry. The new announcers of Showdown will be Jim Ross and Paul Heyman. Thank you."
Heyman, "Vince having a change of heart? Not going to give special treatment to his kids."
JR, "I'll believe it when I see it."
*Vince heads for the back, followed by Shane, the camera fades to black for a commercial break*
JR, "Welcome back to TRA: Showdown, I'm Jim Ross, along side my broadcast colleague Paul Heyman."
Paul, "I know why Vince put us together. It's because we hate each other, so that makes for good tv. Oh well. Let's go to the ring."
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle John Cena and his opponent Goldust."
Heyman, "Goldust, why does he have a job?"
JR, "Ex-nay on the usty-day hodes-ray."
Goldust goes for the curtain call. He lifts Cena up and escapes. Goldust turns around. Cena kicks Goldust in the mid-section, lifts him up and delivers the FU. He covers him for the win.
Lillian Garcia, "The next match, coming down the aisle "The Hardcore Legend" Mick Foley and his opponent "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero."
Eddie hit the frog splash to win the match.
*Commercial break*
*An ad plays for the new Mr. Perfect dvd (not a real dvd)*
*Abyss beats Steven Richards with the Black Hole Slam. Hardcore Holly defeats Hurricane with the Alabama Slam. William Regal beats Shelton Benjamin with the Power of the Punch. Chris Benoit defeated Jeff Hardy with the Crippler crossface*
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle HHH. And his opponent *Lillian stops and doesn't say anything*"
*The lights go out and a spotlight is going all over the arena. It stops up in the rafters.*
JR, "Oh my God."
*He drops from the rafters, seemingly lifeless, his head pops up*
Heyman, "Hunter looks like he just saw a ghost."
JR, "I think we all have."
*He lifts his right arm up, holding a baseball bat and points it at HHH*
JR, "It's go time."
*He turns around, starts to slowly walk, then turns around and hits HHH with the bat. He throws the bat to the outside and takes off his trench coat and walks to his corner*
HHH tries for the pedigree many times in the match, but they were always reversed. The final one, he grabs Hunter's legs, Hunter falls to the ground. He puts his right leg, between HHH's legs. He turns Hunter around and sits. HHH is screaming in pain. It is locked in, in the middle of the ring. HHH cannot reach the ropes. He can't take it any more and he taps. Sting advances.
*Commercial break*
*Shane comes to the ring*
Shane, "Pops, I have that one thing that will wow and impress you."
*Vince comes to the ring*
Vince, "So what is it?
Shane, "Well, I hope it will wow you, I know it will the fans. I'm excited about this."
Vince, "Get on with it."
Shane, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, ME."
*As soon as Vince says what, Shane turned to Vince, kicked him and gave him an X-Factor*
Shane, "How did you like that, Vince? I'm sure it won't get me the job, but it does guarantee a match with you at the PPV. I can't wait to get my hands on you. I will be able to take out 30 years of frustration and hate on you."
*The WrestleMania theme plays as Linda McMahon appears*
Linda, "Shane, I'm glad that you have figured out your father is a bastard. As CEO, I'm putting you and your father in a No Holds Barred match at WrestleMania. And I will be hiring a lot of talent. So, next week, we will be having a draft lottery. Every 5 picks, there will be a match. Some of that talent was here tonight to participate in the world title tournament. Also next week, if Vince doesn't name a GM for Showdown, I will. Same goes for Afterburn, the new show. Vince, don't cross this boss, because I won't even think twi..."
*I'm All Grown Up plays and Stephanie McMahon comes out*
Stephanie, "A family reunion and no one tells me about it? What a shame."
*Stephanie looks at Linda and slaps her*
Stephanie, "I am daddy's little girl after all and I don't want to see anything bad happen to him."
JR, "I knew Vince wasn't changing his ways. Well, for one of his kids he did, but not the other."
Heyman, "Shut up. You're ruining this special moment."
JR, "Special moment? Where did you grow up to say that this is special?"
Heyman, "New York."
JR, "Let's make our own special moment."
*JR smacks Heyman. Heyman stands up and security comes over to separate the two*
*Commercial break*
JR, "I don't have to put up with this jack ass."
*JR gets up and walks out*
Heyman, "Good riddance, see ya, wouldn't want to be ya. Let's go to the ring for the main event."
Lillian Garcia, "This is the main event. First, coming down the aisle "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels and his opponent with his manager "The man who calls it right down the middle, the manager of champions" Bill Alfonso, "The Whole
ing Show" Rob Van Dam"
RVD is on the top rope. He jumps off and hits the 5 star. He is rolling around the ring holding his abdomen. Michaels looks hurt, but he nips up. RVD slowly gets up, while Michaels tunes up the band. Alfonso slides a chair into the ring. RVD grabs it. Michaels leaps forward, with his leg in the air. RVD ducks, throws the chair at Shawn, jumps up and hits the Van Daminator. Van Dam covers HBK, 1, 2, 3. RVD wins.
Heyman, "It's about time RVD wins. I'll enjoy it while it lasts."
Good fight, Good night.
Vince, "Tonight, this Showdown is about change. No more, ah, how should I put it? Bull crap. Way too many promos taking up the air time. Eric Bischoff has been fired from his job as GM of Showdown. *most of the fans cheer*. Tonight, will start the search for a new GM. I have in mind 5 different people for the GM job. Over the next 5 weeks, we will have 5 different GM's. In 6 weeks, I will announce the new GM of Showdown. Let's start the night off by introducing this week's GM. Ladies and Gentlemen, coming down the aisle, my son, Shane McMahon.
*Here Comes the Money plays as Shane makes his way down to the ring*
Vince, "Also tonight, I am stripping Chris Benoit of the world title. Tonight starts a company wide tournament for the title. Every wrestler will be involved. Tonight will be part one of the first round. Next week, part two of the first round. And so on and so forth. Shane, are you going to do something drastic to make me notice you as GM?"
Shane, "I'm your son, so that should be it. I should be GM."
Vince, "Sorry, but I am going to be fair. Just because you are my son, does not give you a free ride. It may have in the past, but tonight is about change. And the free ride is over. No more special treatment. That goes for you, your sister and her husband. So, do something to wow me and the fans or I won't even blink twice at the thought of you as the new GM. Another change is the announcing staff. I hate to bad mouth these two fine men, but as announcers, they suck. Tenay and Schivonie, thank you for years of service, but they are no longer needed. I'm sorry. The new announcers of Showdown will be Jim Ross and Paul Heyman. Thank you."
Heyman, "Vince having a change of heart? Not going to give special treatment to his kids."
JR, "I'll believe it when I see it."
*Vince heads for the back, followed by Shane, the camera fades to black for a commercial break*
JR, "Welcome back to TRA: Showdown, I'm Jim Ross, along side my broadcast colleague Paul Heyman."
Paul, "I know why Vince put us together. It's because we hate each other, so that makes for good tv. Oh well. Let's go to the ring."
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle John Cena and his opponent Goldust."
Heyman, "Goldust, why does he have a job?"
JR, "Ex-nay on the usty-day hodes-ray."
Goldust goes for the curtain call. He lifts Cena up and escapes. Goldust turns around. Cena kicks Goldust in the mid-section, lifts him up and delivers the FU. He covers him for the win.
Lillian Garcia, "The next match, coming down the aisle "The Hardcore Legend" Mick Foley and his opponent "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero."
Eddie hit the frog splash to win the match.
*Commercial break*
*An ad plays for the new Mr. Perfect dvd (not a real dvd)*
*Abyss beats Steven Richards with the Black Hole Slam. Hardcore Holly defeats Hurricane with the Alabama Slam. William Regal beats Shelton Benjamin with the Power of the Punch. Chris Benoit defeated Jeff Hardy with the Crippler crossface*
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle HHH. And his opponent *Lillian stops and doesn't say anything*"
*The lights go out and a spotlight is going all over the arena. It stops up in the rafters.*
JR, "Oh my God."
*He drops from the rafters, seemingly lifeless, his head pops up*
Heyman, "Hunter looks like he just saw a ghost."
JR, "I think we all have."
*He lifts his right arm up, holding a baseball bat and points it at HHH*
JR, "It's go time."
*He turns around, starts to slowly walk, then turns around and hits HHH with the bat. He throws the bat to the outside and takes off his trench coat and walks to his corner*
HHH tries for the pedigree many times in the match, but they were always reversed. The final one, he grabs Hunter's legs, Hunter falls to the ground. He puts his right leg, between HHH's legs. He turns Hunter around and sits. HHH is screaming in pain. It is locked in, in the middle of the ring. HHH cannot reach the ropes. He can't take it any more and he taps. Sting advances.
*Commercial break*
*Shane comes to the ring*
Shane, "Pops, I have that one thing that will wow and impress you."
*Vince comes to the ring*
Vince, "So what is it?
Shane, "Well, I hope it will wow you, I know it will the fans. I'm excited about this."
Vince, "Get on with it."
Shane, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, ME."
*As soon as Vince says what, Shane turned to Vince, kicked him and gave him an X-Factor*
Shane, "How did you like that, Vince? I'm sure it won't get me the job, but it does guarantee a match with you at the PPV. I can't wait to get my hands on you. I will be able to take out 30 years of frustration and hate on you."
*The WrestleMania theme plays as Linda McMahon appears*
Linda, "Shane, I'm glad that you have figured out your father is a bastard. As CEO, I'm putting you and your father in a No Holds Barred match at WrestleMania. And I will be hiring a lot of talent. So, next week, we will be having a draft lottery. Every 5 picks, there will be a match. Some of that talent was here tonight to participate in the world title tournament. Also next week, if Vince doesn't name a GM for Showdown, I will. Same goes for Afterburn, the new show. Vince, don't cross this boss, because I won't even think twi..."
*I'm All Grown Up plays and Stephanie McMahon comes out*
Stephanie, "A family reunion and no one tells me about it? What a shame."
*Stephanie looks at Linda and slaps her*
Stephanie, "I am daddy's little girl after all and I don't want to see anything bad happen to him."
JR, "I knew Vince wasn't changing his ways. Well, for one of his kids he did, but not the other."
Heyman, "Shut up. You're ruining this special moment."
JR, "Special moment? Where did you grow up to say that this is special?"
Heyman, "New York."
JR, "Let's make our own special moment."
*JR smacks Heyman. Heyman stands up and security comes over to separate the two*
*Commercial break*
JR, "I don't have to put up with this jack ass."
*JR gets up and walks out*
Heyman, "Good riddance, see ya, wouldn't want to be ya. Let's go to the ring for the main event."
Lillian Garcia, "This is the main event. First, coming down the aisle "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels and his opponent with his manager "The man who calls it right down the middle, the manager of champions" Bill Alfonso, "The Whole
ing Show" Rob Van Dam"RVD is on the top rope. He jumps off and hits the 5 star. He is rolling around the ring holding his abdomen. Michaels looks hurt, but he nips up. RVD slowly gets up, while Michaels tunes up the band. Alfonso slides a chair into the ring. RVD grabs it. Michaels leaps forward, with his leg in the air. RVD ducks, throws the chair at Shawn, jumps up and hits the Van Daminator. Van Dam covers HBK, 1, 2, 3. RVD wins.
Heyman, "It's about time RVD wins. I'll enjoy it while it lasts."
Good fight, Good night.
