Post by Titantrap: Gold Club Veteran on Apr 3, 2006 1:30:42 GMT -5
here's this weeks DWF Carnage broadcast below
also available at dwfhomepage.freeservers.com
DWF Carnage Results:
This weeks matches:
Offical DWF Championship match contract signing: Mr. Norway vs Scotty McBride
Heartbreaker vs. Doc. Sexxxay
Titan and Juicy vs. Rick Masters and Bret Hart non-title
Matthew Frost vs. Invictus
Show opening
Brent:"Hello everyone and welcome to DWF Carnage, I'm Brent Darren and alongside me tonight, the CEO of the DWF, Allen Davidson. Tonight here on Carnage, we'll be witness to the contract signing for the DWF Championship Lethal ladder match set for this weekend at DWF Revenge. I'm sure you'd like to be in that match yourself, CEO.
"Perfect:"You bet your ass i would Brent, but i lost the title fair and square and the beauty of the DWF is that anything can happen at any time, and even i as the CEO will not bend the rules to accomidate myself. Scotty McBride worked damn hard to get back to the top and become the number one contender, and he'll have to work even harder to take that belt from the waist of Mr. Norway."
Brent:"Speaking of the champion, i must point out that Mr. Norway is on one hell of a winning streak lately and has taken on all chalengers to his title. He's won his last seven matches in a row defeating even you sir, in a rematch for the DWF Championship."
Perfect:"Yes and thank you for reminding me Brent. Indeed both competitors have a long road ahead come DWF Revenge this Friday."
Brent:"Absolutely. But tonight, our first match is going to be a real soulshaker pitting the rookie Matthew Frost up agianst Invictus the crafty veteran.
Matthew Frost vs. Invictus
Invictus enters to a shower of boos, he strides silently to the ring to face the newcomer Matthew Frost. "Poison" by Alice Cooper hits the speakers as the young Matthew Frost comes down the ramp. Frost slides into he ring and Invictus wastes no time stomping away at the back of the rookie. Frost struggles to his feet, and fights back with a series of punches to Invictus abdomen. The veteran is staggered, Frost with an irish whip, Invictus off the ropes, standing dropkick from Frost. Invictus down hard to the canvas, Frost goes up to the second rope and hits a springboard plancha for a cover. 1..2..kickout! Invictus slowly to his feet, Frost comes off the ropes, Hard clothesline from Invictus! Frost is knocked out, Invictus hauls Frost to his feet, he sets up Frost for the Victimizer (vertical suplex into a neck breaker)Invictus hauls Frost into the air, Frost reverses into an implant ddt! cover, 1..2..3!!
Winner: Matthew Frost
HeartBreaker vs. Doc. Sexxxay
Perfect: "that was one hell of a match, Brent, i'll tell you Frost looks like he's off to a promising start."
Brent:"Absolutely. that's two wins in a row and both over former DWF champions. looks like we'll have to keep a close eye on Matthew Frost. speaking of great matches C.E.O, we're sure to have one up next. The Heartbreaker, who made his return to the DWF last week on Carnage, is taking on his former tag team partner, Doc. Sexxxay."
Perfect:"Oh, i'm sure it will be Brent. i'm hoping that the good doctor will knock The Heartbreakers dick in the dirt tonight. After that sneak attack he pulled on me last week, he's lucky i don't come out of this comfy announce seat and trounce his ass like the im-perfect ballsmootch that he is."
Brent:"Yes there are a lot of ways to make your mark on the DWF, but attacking the C.E.O is nothe smartest one. But, i understand that he's challenged you to an match for your DWF Internet Championship this weekend at DWF Revenge."
Perfect:"That's right Brent, and not only did i accept the challenge, but Commisioner Allen made this match a Hardcore Hell match. I promnise all of my perfect fans out there, after Revenge, his heart won't be the only thing broken!"
"rock your body" by justin timberlake blares throught the arena as Doc. Sexxxay strolls to the ring, he slides under the ropes and grabs a mic. "Heartbreaker, welcome back home to the DWF. i'm sure glad to see you, i haven't had any sissy mary drunks to beat up every week since you've been gone. i carried your worthless ass for two years, and three DWF Tag Team titles. Then you momentarily sobered up and turned on me, busting me open with your stupid cell phone and stealing the DWF U.S. Championship from me. But you got you reward for that when i got my rematch, and you tapped out to the Doctors Orders (texas cloverleaf)like a bitch. So now you're back, and you attack The Perfectone last week, during a match, from behind, still a coward as always. So come on out here, and take your damn medicine!" he throws the mic down. "heartbreaker" by pat benetar hits the speakers and the Heartbreaker walks confidently down the aisle. Sexxxay doesn't waste any time, he slide out of the ring and sprints down the aisle, he goes for a clothesline, Heartbreaker ducks it, and hits a reverse neck breaker on the steel ramp! Sexxxay writhes in pain, as the Heartbreaker starts stomping away at the back of his head. a gash several inches wide is opened in Sexxxays skull, blood is pouring onto the steel, Heartbreaker grabs a steel chair and nails the doc in the back with a nasty shot! Heartbreaker drops the chair, hauls the doc to his feet and hits a modified jackhammer into the steel chair! 1..2..3! Winner, The Heartbreaker!
Perfect:"That's it dammit! I'm not waiting till Revenge to solve this problem!" Perfect throws down his headset, and charges down the ramp to meet Heartbreaker, they begin to brawl into the backstage area and dissapear from sight.
Brent:"Well, it looks like i've lost my broadcast partner, and the EMT's are attemding the Doc. Sexxxay at this time, he appears to have lost a lot of blood." Former DWF superstar, Rick Blake comes out of the back and joins Brent at the announce table.
Rick:"Long time no see Darren."
Brent:"I've been joined at ringside by former DWF Champion Rick Blake, Rick welcome back to the DWF."
Blake:"thanks Brent, i wasn't actually supposed to start until Revenge this weekend, but the CEO is a little busy right now so i thought i'd come give you a hand."
Brent:"Fantastic, folks, the CEO has decided to focus more on the day to day business operations and his in ring career. So from this point on, Rick Blake will join me as the newest addition to the DWF broadcast team."
Blake:"It's great to be here Brent, and i'm glad i'm here tonight so i can witness the contract signing for the DWF Championship match at Revenge. Having Norway and Scotty in the ring at the same time is like mixing gasoline and matches, things are bound get hot!"
Brent:"I don't doubt that Rick, but first, Titan and Juicy will face Masters and Hart in a tag team match up tonight. Both of these teams will be involved in the DWF Tag Team Championship Turmoil match at Revenge this weekend. this should be a nice preview of that match."
Titan and Juicy enter the arena to a very large pop, displaying thier tag team titles, allthough this is a non title match. Bret Hart's music hits as he and Rick Masters enter to a shower of boos mixed with a few pro Bret chants. Titan, already in the ring, grabs a mic,
"Ladies and gentlen, from the freezing tundra of Canada, the Excrement of Excection, Bret Hart, and his partner, future hall of shamer Rick Masters. come on give it up for these guys people, they've lost a lot of matches to get here tonight."
Hart slides into the ring and he and Titan stare each other down, they both start talking trash to each other, Bret's face turns red, they trade punches, Brent whips Titan into the ropes, Titan off the ropes, Drop toe hold by Bret, Bret is trying to lock in the sharpshooter, but it's way to early. Titan reverses into a bodyscissors, using those long legs to trap Bret's midsection. Bret struggles free, and goes to work on the big man's knee. Stiff kicks to the knee from Hart, he locks in a half Boston crab, Titan struggles to the ropes and Bret releases the hold.Hart hauls the Titan to his feet, goes for an irish whip, Titan reveses and hits a short arm clothesline! Bret is dazed by the big forearm, Titan lims slightly ove to his corner and tags in Juicy, the juice climbs to the second rope, and hits a leg drop the to the back of Harts neck. Hart is very slow to get up, the juice hauls Bret to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex. cover,1..2..broken up by Masters! Titan comes through the ropes, and clotheslines Masters out of the ring, he follows him out, and they start to brawl on the outside. Hart battles back with a snap suplex to the Juice. Juice slow to get up, Hart takes advantage and whips Juice into the corner, Hart hits a low dropkick and nails Juicy in the knees, Juice hits the ground holding his left knee in pain. Titan and Masters are brawling on the outside, Titan slams Masters head into the railing, Masters is staggered, Titan hits a huge chokeslam! Back in the ring, Juice goes for a flying cracker kick, misses and lands on his injured knee. Hart takes advantage and locks in the Sharpshooter. Juice Tries valianlty to get the ropes, Bret pulls him into the middle of the ring. At that moment Titan slides back into the ring, and nail Bret with a superkick to the face! Bret hits the mat, Juicy limps to the top rope and hits the 450 splash! cover, 1..2..3!
Winners: Titan and Juicy
Official DWF Championship Contract Signing
Brent:"If that match was any indication, the tag title match at Revenge this weekend is gonna be a real ballbuster."
Blake:"Absolutely Brent, the Titan and Juicy are damn near unstoppable, an it'll take on hell of a team to wrench those titles away from them."
Brent:"Up next folks, the contract signing for the DWF Championship match this weekend, for that we go to Commisioner Todd Allen in the ring."
Allen:"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we witness history in the making, a match of epic proportions will take place at Revenge this weekend. First, i'd like to introduce the challenger, "The Human Sledge Hammer" Scotty McBride! (crowd pops large)
Scotty enters the ring and briefly stares down Allen.
Allen:"And now, your DWF World Champion, Mr. Norway!"
Norway enters to a solid fan reaction, he is alone as he fired his bodygaurd after Carnage last week.
Allen:"In my hand gentlemen, i hold a contract that could make or break both of your careers. Your signature on this piece of paper will send you into the most important match of your lives."
Scotty:(snatches the mic)Shut up and give me the damn contract Allen! I'm sick of watching this moron parade around with that belt every week. You may have taken out my best friend for that title, you may have beaten alot of other superstars to defend it, but you will not beat me. I am the human sledge hammer, i feel no pain when i'm in this ring, i've wrestled with broken bones, torn muscles, any kind of injury you can think of. I've pinned many a superstar in a pool of my own blood. You don't have the heart to pin me, Norway. Your time here is over." (he signs on the dotted line)
Norway:(takes the mic) Your words mean nothing to me Scotty, you see all of my Norwegian fans are gonna be behind me this weekend. With the full strength of all of Norway in my corner, no one, not even you can stop me." (he signs the contract)
the two stare each other doiwn as we fade to black
also available at dwfhomepage.freeservers.com
DWF Carnage Results:
This weeks matches:
Offical DWF Championship match contract signing: Mr. Norway vs Scotty McBride
Heartbreaker vs. Doc. Sexxxay
Titan and Juicy vs. Rick Masters and Bret Hart non-title
Matthew Frost vs. Invictus
Show opening
Brent:"Hello everyone and welcome to DWF Carnage, I'm Brent Darren and alongside me tonight, the CEO of the DWF, Allen Davidson. Tonight here on Carnage, we'll be witness to the contract signing for the DWF Championship Lethal ladder match set for this weekend at DWF Revenge. I'm sure you'd like to be in that match yourself, CEO.
"Perfect:"You bet your ass i would Brent, but i lost the title fair and square and the beauty of the DWF is that anything can happen at any time, and even i as the CEO will not bend the rules to accomidate myself. Scotty McBride worked damn hard to get back to the top and become the number one contender, and he'll have to work even harder to take that belt from the waist of Mr. Norway."
Brent:"Speaking of the champion, i must point out that Mr. Norway is on one hell of a winning streak lately and has taken on all chalengers to his title. He's won his last seven matches in a row defeating even you sir, in a rematch for the DWF Championship."
Perfect:"Yes and thank you for reminding me Brent. Indeed both competitors have a long road ahead come DWF Revenge this Friday."
Brent:"Absolutely. But tonight, our first match is going to be a real soulshaker pitting the rookie Matthew Frost up agianst Invictus the crafty veteran.
Matthew Frost vs. Invictus
Invictus enters to a shower of boos, he strides silently to the ring to face the newcomer Matthew Frost. "Poison" by Alice Cooper hits the speakers as the young Matthew Frost comes down the ramp. Frost slides into he ring and Invictus wastes no time stomping away at the back of the rookie. Frost struggles to his feet, and fights back with a series of punches to Invictus abdomen. The veteran is staggered, Frost with an irish whip, Invictus off the ropes, standing dropkick from Frost. Invictus down hard to the canvas, Frost goes up to the second rope and hits a springboard plancha for a cover. 1..2..kickout! Invictus slowly to his feet, Frost comes off the ropes, Hard clothesline from Invictus! Frost is knocked out, Invictus hauls Frost to his feet, he sets up Frost for the Victimizer (vertical suplex into a neck breaker)Invictus hauls Frost into the air, Frost reverses into an implant ddt! cover, 1..2..3!!
Winner: Matthew Frost
HeartBreaker vs. Doc. Sexxxay
Perfect: "that was one hell of a match, Brent, i'll tell you Frost looks like he's off to a promising start."
Brent:"Absolutely. that's two wins in a row and both over former DWF champions. looks like we'll have to keep a close eye on Matthew Frost. speaking of great matches C.E.O, we're sure to have one up next. The Heartbreaker, who made his return to the DWF last week on Carnage, is taking on his former tag team partner, Doc. Sexxxay."
Perfect:"Oh, i'm sure it will be Brent. i'm hoping that the good doctor will knock The Heartbreakers dick in the dirt tonight. After that sneak attack he pulled on me last week, he's lucky i don't come out of this comfy announce seat and trounce his ass like the im-perfect ballsmootch that he is."
Brent:"Yes there are a lot of ways to make your mark on the DWF, but attacking the C.E.O is nothe smartest one. But, i understand that he's challenged you to an match for your DWF Internet Championship this weekend at DWF Revenge."
Perfect:"That's right Brent, and not only did i accept the challenge, but Commisioner Allen made this match a Hardcore Hell match. I promnise all of my perfect fans out there, after Revenge, his heart won't be the only thing broken!"
"rock your body" by justin timberlake blares throught the arena as Doc. Sexxxay strolls to the ring, he slides under the ropes and grabs a mic. "Heartbreaker, welcome back home to the DWF. i'm sure glad to see you, i haven't had any sissy mary drunks to beat up every week since you've been gone. i carried your worthless ass for two years, and three DWF Tag Team titles. Then you momentarily sobered up and turned on me, busting me open with your stupid cell phone and stealing the DWF U.S. Championship from me. But you got you reward for that when i got my rematch, and you tapped out to the Doctors Orders (texas cloverleaf)like a bitch. So now you're back, and you attack The Perfectone last week, during a match, from behind, still a coward as always. So come on out here, and take your damn medicine!" he throws the mic down. "heartbreaker" by pat benetar hits the speakers and the Heartbreaker walks confidently down the aisle. Sexxxay doesn't waste any time, he slide out of the ring and sprints down the aisle, he goes for a clothesline, Heartbreaker ducks it, and hits a reverse neck breaker on the steel ramp! Sexxxay writhes in pain, as the Heartbreaker starts stomping away at the back of his head. a gash several inches wide is opened in Sexxxays skull, blood is pouring onto the steel, Heartbreaker grabs a steel chair and nails the doc in the back with a nasty shot! Heartbreaker drops the chair, hauls the doc to his feet and hits a modified jackhammer into the steel chair! 1..2..3! Winner, The Heartbreaker!
Perfect:"That's it dammit! I'm not waiting till Revenge to solve this problem!" Perfect throws down his headset, and charges down the ramp to meet Heartbreaker, they begin to brawl into the backstage area and dissapear from sight.
Brent:"Well, it looks like i've lost my broadcast partner, and the EMT's are attemding the Doc. Sexxxay at this time, he appears to have lost a lot of blood." Former DWF superstar, Rick Blake comes out of the back and joins Brent at the announce table.
Rick:"Long time no see Darren."
Brent:"I've been joined at ringside by former DWF Champion Rick Blake, Rick welcome back to the DWF."
Blake:"thanks Brent, i wasn't actually supposed to start until Revenge this weekend, but the CEO is a little busy right now so i thought i'd come give you a hand."
Brent:"Fantastic, folks, the CEO has decided to focus more on the day to day business operations and his in ring career. So from this point on, Rick Blake will join me as the newest addition to the DWF broadcast team."
Blake:"It's great to be here Brent, and i'm glad i'm here tonight so i can witness the contract signing for the DWF Championship match at Revenge. Having Norway and Scotty in the ring at the same time is like mixing gasoline and matches, things are bound get hot!"
Brent:"I don't doubt that Rick, but first, Titan and Juicy will face Masters and Hart in a tag team match up tonight. Both of these teams will be involved in the DWF Tag Team Championship Turmoil match at Revenge this weekend. this should be a nice preview of that match."
Titan and Juicy enter the arena to a very large pop, displaying thier tag team titles, allthough this is a non title match. Bret Hart's music hits as he and Rick Masters enter to a shower of boos mixed with a few pro Bret chants. Titan, already in the ring, grabs a mic,
"Ladies and gentlen, from the freezing tundra of Canada, the Excrement of Excection, Bret Hart, and his partner, future hall of shamer Rick Masters. come on give it up for these guys people, they've lost a lot of matches to get here tonight."
Hart slides into the ring and he and Titan stare each other down, they both start talking trash to each other, Bret's face turns red, they trade punches, Brent whips Titan into the ropes, Titan off the ropes, Drop toe hold by Bret, Bret is trying to lock in the sharpshooter, but it's way to early. Titan reverses into a bodyscissors, using those long legs to trap Bret's midsection. Bret struggles free, and goes to work on the big man's knee. Stiff kicks to the knee from Hart, he locks in a half Boston crab, Titan struggles to the ropes and Bret releases the hold.Hart hauls the Titan to his feet, goes for an irish whip, Titan reveses and hits a short arm clothesline! Bret is dazed by the big forearm, Titan lims slightly ove to his corner and tags in Juicy, the juice climbs to the second rope, and hits a leg drop the to the back of Harts neck. Hart is very slow to get up, the juice hauls Bret to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex. cover,1..2..broken up by Masters! Titan comes through the ropes, and clotheslines Masters out of the ring, he follows him out, and they start to brawl on the outside. Hart battles back with a snap suplex to the Juice. Juice slow to get up, Hart takes advantage and whips Juice into the corner, Hart hits a low dropkick and nails Juicy in the knees, Juice hits the ground holding his left knee in pain. Titan and Masters are brawling on the outside, Titan slams Masters head into the railing, Masters is staggered, Titan hits a huge chokeslam! Back in the ring, Juice goes for a flying cracker kick, misses and lands on his injured knee. Hart takes advantage and locks in the Sharpshooter. Juice Tries valianlty to get the ropes, Bret pulls him into the middle of the ring. At that moment Titan slides back into the ring, and nail Bret with a superkick to the face! Bret hits the mat, Juicy limps to the top rope and hits the 450 splash! cover, 1..2..3!
Winners: Titan and Juicy
Official DWF Championship Contract Signing
Brent:"If that match was any indication, the tag title match at Revenge this weekend is gonna be a real ballbuster."
Blake:"Absolutely Brent, the Titan and Juicy are damn near unstoppable, an it'll take on hell of a team to wrench those titles away from them."
Brent:"Up next folks, the contract signing for the DWF Championship match this weekend, for that we go to Commisioner Todd Allen in the ring."
Allen:"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we witness history in the making, a match of epic proportions will take place at Revenge this weekend. First, i'd like to introduce the challenger, "The Human Sledge Hammer" Scotty McBride! (crowd pops large)
Scotty enters the ring and briefly stares down Allen.
Allen:"And now, your DWF World Champion, Mr. Norway!"
Norway enters to a solid fan reaction, he is alone as he fired his bodygaurd after Carnage last week.
Allen:"In my hand gentlemen, i hold a contract that could make or break both of your careers. Your signature on this piece of paper will send you into the most important match of your lives."
Scotty:(snatches the mic)Shut up and give me the damn contract Allen! I'm sick of watching this moron parade around with that belt every week. You may have taken out my best friend for that title, you may have beaten alot of other superstars to defend it, but you will not beat me. I am the human sledge hammer, i feel no pain when i'm in this ring, i've wrestled with broken bones, torn muscles, any kind of injury you can think of. I've pinned many a superstar in a pool of my own blood. You don't have the heart to pin me, Norway. Your time here is over." (he signs on the dotted line)
Norway:(takes the mic) Your words mean nothing to me Scotty, you see all of my Norwegian fans are gonna be behind me this weekend. With the full strength of all of Norway in my corner, no one, not even you can stop me." (he signs the contract)
the two stare each other doiwn as we fade to black
