Wspam Intensity 12!!! (EXTREME ENDING!!)

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Wspam Intensity 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Intensity 12 opens to see Bret Hart standing in his locker room looking at the Wspam championship. Suddenly Bret Harts locker room door is knocked down as Jarrett walks in and gets in Bret Harts face. Jarrett and Hart are face to face as Jarrett begins to talk.

Jeff Jarrett : Hey Bret, I just stoped by to ask how your head feels after I busted my guitar over your head last week. But Bret if you thought that was bad just wait until In Your Face, when I beat you within an inch of your life and take that Wspam title in the process. At In Your Face that title is being taken to new hieghts. The WspamF championship is going to be taken somewhere that it has never been before, because at In Your Face that championship is being taken to TNA. In just one week the WspamF championship will be brought to planet Jarrett, courtesy of the chosen one. But as for right now, I would like to give you a preview of what in Your Face is going to be like for you.

Out of nowhere Rhino comes running in the locker room as fast as he can and gores Bret Hart right through the wall of his locker room. Bret is laying in the rubble and powder of the broken door as he holds his ribs and screams in pain. Jarrett then walks over to Bret and grabs his leg as Jarrett locks in the figure four leg lock on Bret. Bret is screaming in pain and reaching for his leg as Jarrett applies more pressure. Wspam referees are running into the locker room and are trying to get Jarrett to break the hold. Jarrett is putting an extreme amount of pressure on Brets leg as Bret begins to tap out. Bret is slamming his hand on the floor to tap out as Jarrett trys to break Bret Harts leg. Jarrett finally lets go of the hold.

Jeff Jarrett : From the looks of it Bret you got some ring rust on you. So to help you work off some of that ring rust before our big match, I'm booking you in a non-title match tongiht against Rhino.

Jarrett and Rhino walk away as the referees try to help Bret Hart up.

The opening scenes of Intensity roll as pyro then shoots up and the fans come to there feet as our cameras are now live inside the arena for the begining of Intensity.

J.R. : Hello fans and welcome to Wspam Intensity. What an intense and shocking way to kick off the last Intensity before In Your Face.

King : Thats right J.R. Jeff Jarrett and TNA has already struck tonight and there not done yet. Rhino will take on Bret Hart in our main event tonight. And after Bret Hart got gored throguh that wall and Jarrett put the figure four leg lock on Bret Hart, there is no telling what condition Bret Hart is going to be in tonight.

J.R. : Bret Harts physical condition I'm sure will play a large role in tongihts main event. But right now the stage is set for the Models Runway.

Models Runway

The mirrors are in place, the stools are set up, and the red carpet is rolled out as Rick Martel struts to the ring with his bottle of arrogance.

Rick Martel : Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of the Runway. It was right here last week where it was made offical that Jeff Jarrett would face Bret Hart for the Wspam championship at In Your Face. But speaking of In Your Face, last week the participants for the 20 man Royal Rumble were announced. And with those participants being announced quite a bit of controversy surrounded it. Especially when Randy Orton RKOed Commissioner Hogan. But tonight right herer, right now on the Runway Hulk Hogan is going to respond to being RKOed last week. So ladies and gentleman please Commissioner Hogan.

Real American plays as the crowd goes crazy and is on there feet for Hogan. The crowd comes alive and chants HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!

Rick Martel : Alright, alright, calm down. Let the man talk. So Hogan tell us, what was it like being on the recieving end of an RKO?

Hulk Hogan : Well, you no something brother. Randy Orton is no doubt about a great athlete and a great competitor, but nobody puts there hands on the hulkster and gets away with out. So Orton, as your commissioner I'm ordering you to get your @$$ out to this ring right now, brother!

Randy Ortons theme hits as Orton comes to the ring with an arrogant smirk on his face. Rick Martel hands Orton his microphone.

Randy Orton : Who the hell do you think you are Hogan? Where the hell do you get off ordering me, to come to the ring? Let me explain something to you old man, I'm Randy Orton. I'm the legend killer and Hogan if your not careful I will for once and for all kill off the legend that is hulkamania. Theres no doubt about it you have crossed paths with some of the greatest Hogan, legend greats like King Kong Bundy, Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Roddy Piper, Andre the Giant, and the list goes one. But Hogan you have never crossed paths with a legend killer.

Hulk Hogan : Well Orton your right about that I never crossed paths with a legend killer. But Orton you have never crossed paths with they immortal Hulk Hogan. As for you coming out here and ask me who I'm. Let me tell you something brother, I'm Hulk Hogan. I'm the man who put World Wrestling Entertainment on the map and Im the man who put World Championship Wrestling on the map, brother!! It was when Hollywood Hogan and the NWO came to WCW that there ratings shot through the roof. I headlined the first ever Wrestlemania while your old man Bob Orton just sat on the outside of the ring and hid behind Roddy Pipers skirt. I held the WWE championship for four years brother!! Now you answer me this, what have you ever done Orton? What has Randy Orton ever accomplished? You know what Orton after what you did to me last week, you leave me with no other choice other then to suspend you without pay until further notice!!! Now get the hell out of my ring!!!!!

J.R. : My god Hogan just suspended Orton!!!! Randy Orton is gone from the Wspam until further notice!!!

King : Randy Orton is shocked. He is stunned about Hogans decision to suspend him. But now what does this mean for the Royal Rumble, Randyu Orton was one of the members on team Wspam.

Real American plays as the crowd is cheering. Orton is standing in the middle of the ring in shock as he then looks up and stares a whole through Hogan. Hogan then walks out of the ring and takes his microphone with him as he begins to talk again.

Hulk Hogan : Wait a minute Orton. I think the hulkamaniacs have a special song they would like to sing. Everyone together, sha nana nana hey hey goodbye!!!!

The crowd is singing NANA NANA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!!! Orton looks at Hogan with an enraged look
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We return to Intensity as Rey Mysterios pyro shoots up and Mysterio makes his way down the ramp.

HHH Vs. Rey Mysterio

Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring Rey Mysterio.

Rey goes to the second rope and taunts the fans as the crowd cheers on Rey, until HHH's theme sounds and all the cheers turn to boo's from the crowd. HHH makes his way down the ramp with Stephanie walking right behind him.

Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Stephanie McMahon Helmsly, the game Triple H.

HHH hops on the apron and takes a gulp of his water and is about to spit the water out, until Rey dropkicks HHH in the back, knocking HHH off the apron and down to the arena floor. Rey runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump up and over the top rope to hit a crossbody takedown on HHH on the arena floor. Rey unloads with hard right hands to the head of HHH, on the outside of the ring. Rey picks up HHH and rolls him back in the ring as Rey slides back in the ring also. Rey picks HHH up off the mat as Rey unloads with right hands and then chops HHH across the chest multiple times, which backs HHH against the ropes. Rey attempts to whip HHH into the opposite ropes as HHH reverses and sends Rey into the ropes, Rey comes off the ropes as HHH goes for a clothesline, Rey ducks the clothesline and comes off the other set of ropes to connect with a hard spinning heel kick on HHH. HHH is trying to get his feet as Rey hits a running enzuguri. HHH is back down on the mat as Rey signals for something big as he steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Rey climbs to the top rope and goes for a 360 splash as HHH quickly gets his knees up allowing Rey to crash gut first into HHH's knees. Rey is on the mat holding his stomach as HHH gets to his feet and walks over to Rey and stomps away at Rey. HHH picks up Rey and hits a pulling piledriver on Rey. Rey is down on the mat as HHH runs into the ropes to hit a knee drop on Rey. HHH then picks up Rey and irish whips Rey into the turnbuckle with all his might, Rey immediately drops to the mat in pain. HHH walks over to Rey and begins to pick Rey up, as Rey quickly jumps at HHH to headbutt him in between the legs. HHH is bent over in pain as Rey hits a tilt a whirl headscissors on HHH. HHH goes flying across the ring as he uses the rope to pull himself up, meanwhile Rey runs at HHH and clotheslines HHH up and over the top rope to the arena floor. Stephanie quickly runs over to HHH and helps HHH to his feet as Rey runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive on HHH and Stephanie on the outside of the ring. HHH, Rey, and Stephanie are all down on arena floor. Rey is the first one to his feet as he hops on the apron, meanwhile HHH has gotten up as Rey goes for an asia moonsault but is caught in mid air by HHH. HHH has Rey draped over his shoulder as HHH rams Rey head first dierectly into the ringpost. Rey's head smacks off the ringpost as HHH drops Rey to the floor. HHH thens picks Rey up and whips Rey into the steel steps as Reys back slams into the steel steps making a sickening thud. HHH then goes to pick Rey up by the mask as Rey punches HHH in the stomach multiple times. Rey then hits a huge standing hurricanranna on HHH. The crowd is on there feet as Rey slides back in the ring, HHH gets up and looks to be very angry. HHH hops on the apron as Rey quickly grabs the second rope for leverage as he rams his shoulder into HHH stomach repeatadly. HHH is bent over and holding onto the top rope as Rey hooks HHH and attempts to suplex HHH from the apron to the ring. Rey has got HHH, as Stephanie pulls Rey's ankle causing HHH to fall on Rey in the form of a pin. Stephanie is holding Reys leg down on the outside of the ring as the referee makes the count 1-2- suddenly the referee sees Stephanie holding Rey's leg. The referee immediately orders Stephanie to go back to the locker room. Stephanie stomps up the ramp and to the back in anger.

J.R. : Its about damn time, that jazzy bell Stephanie gets caught cheating. Now we'll finally get to see Triple H wrestle a fair match.

King : Fair, how can you say this is fair to anyone. Triple H and Stephanie are getting screwed. Who does the referee think he is to order the billion dollar princess to do anything.

HHH is face to face with the referee arguing about Stephanie. Rey sneaks up behind HHH and rolls HHH up in a school boy for the 1-2- kickout. HHH quickly gets to his feet and hits a hard clothesline on Rey, which nearly takes Reys head off. HHH picks up Rey and whips Rey into the ropes, Rey comes off the ropes as HHH hits an intense spinning spinebuster. Rey is down in the middle of the ring as HHH grabs Reys leg and locks in a half boston crab on Rey. HHH has the hold applied in the middle of the ring as Rey fights to get to the ropes. Rey has inched his way over to the ropes as Rey reaches out for the ropes, HHH pulls Rey back to the middle of the ring. HHH still has the hold locked in as he pulls back on Reys leg. Rey claws his way over to the rope and grabs onto the bottom rope. HHH refuses to let go off the hold as the referee counts 1-2-3-4-5. The referee then pulls HHH off Rey, HHH finally lets go of the hold. HHH picks up Rey and whips Rey into the turnbuckle, Rey is in the turnbuckle as HHH goes to clothesline Rey in the turnbuckle, until Rey gets both of his feet up and kicks HHH in the face. Rey then hops to the second rope and jumps off to hit a huge tornado ddt on HHH. HHH pops up to his feet from the impact and is walking around fatigued and stunned until he falls on the second rope from fatigue. Rey then signals for the 619 as HHH is bent over on the second rope. Rey runs into the ropes and connects with the 619, HHH is on his feet but is stunned as Rey jumps to the top rope and goes for the west coast pop, HHH quickly pulls the referee in the way as Rey accidnetally hits the west coast pop on the referee.Rey looks down at the referee in shock but then turns around as HHH quickly kicks Rey in the stomach and hooks Rey's arms for the pedigree. Rey quickly reverses by backbody dropping HHH. Rey shakes his chest as a tribute to Eddie. HHH gets up as Rey kicks HHH in the stomach and hits the three amigos. HHH is on the mat as Rey steps onto the apron and points to the heavens and says "this ones for you Eddie!", Rey climbs to the top rope and jumps off the top rope to hit a frogsplash on HHH. Rey then runs over to the knocked out referee and helps the referee regain conciousnees, meanwhile HHH gets to his feet and rolls to the outside of the ring and goes under the apron to pull out a sledge hammer from under the ring. HHH slides back in the ring with the sledge hammer. Rey turns around as HHH nails Rey with the sledge hammer. Rey immediately goes down as HHH throws the sledge to the outside of the ring as the referee finally gets to his feet and is still dazed. HHH makes the cover as the referee drops to the mat and slowly makes the count 1-2-3.

Howard Finkel : Here is your winner The Game, Tripl.....

X-pacs entrance theme interupts Howard Finkel as X-pac comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring as X-pac quickly tackles HHH and unloads with hard right hands to the head. HHH rolls over and pushes X-pac to the mat as HHH is now on top of X-pac, allowing HHH to now unload with hard right hands on X-pac. The referee then comes in between both men and seperates them as the referee, X-pac, and HHH all stand up. HHH quickly pushes the referee down to the mat as X-pac runs at HHH and clotheslines him into the turnbuckle. HHH is in the turnbuckle as X-pac unloads with heel kicks to the ribs of HHH and then climbs up to the second rope and heel kicks HHH in the head. HHH is enraged as he runs out of the turnbuckle and spears X-pac to the mat and then chokes X-pac on the mat. Referees and security guards run down the ramp and all try to pull HHH off X-pac. The ring is fluded with referees and security trying to remove HHH's hands from around X-pacs throat. The referees and security guards finally pull HHH's hands off of X-pacs throat. X-pac is on the mat gasping for air as half the referees and securtiy guards hold HHH back on one side of the ring and on the other side of the ring the other half of referees and security guards hold back X-pac. HHH is escorted out of the ring by the referees and security. HHH is on the outside of the ring screaming at X-pac as referees and security is all around him. Suddenly X-pac breaks free and runs up the ropes and hits a flying crossbody takedown on HHH and all of the people surronding him. X-pac is unloading with hard right hands to the head of HHH at the bottom of the ramp. Stephanie then runs out on the top of the ramp and signals for the Wspam superstars to seperate both men. Half the roster of the Wspam superstars come running down the ramp, the crowd erupts and the superstars pull X-pac off of HHH. X-pac is nearly carried up the ramp by the Wspam superstars as he is still screaming at HHH.

J.R. : My god what a barn burner we have just seen between these two. And that folks is just a preview of whats to come at In Your Face. But coming up next it will be TNA versus the Wspam, as Monty Brown takes on Henry Godwinn.
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We return to Intensity as our cameras are at Marlenas bridal shower. All the Wspam divas are there as music is playing in the background and Lita and Marlena are shown having a drink together.

Marlenas Bridal Shower

Lita : You know Marlena you are so lucky to have such a good guy like Goldust. You are so lucky to have a man like Goldust who loves you so much to put his body on the line for you and fight against Rob Conway in all those greuling battles he did. I mean there was the tag team match, the chain match, and the last man standing match. Goldust has really gone through hell and back again with Rob Conway all because he loves you.

Marlena : I know, I'm truly so excited about uniting in holy matrimony with the man I truly love with all my heart. But hey I'm not the only one with a big night coming up at In Your Face, your wrestling Victoria and Jaqueline in a triple threat for the womens championship.

Moolah is shown in the background as Jaqueline pours Moolah a glass of champaign. Moolah is stairing dierectly at Lita as she takes her glass of champaign from Jaqueline. Lita then looks over her shoulder and sees Moolah looking dierectly at her with her arms folded.

Lita : I'm sorry Marlena could you excuse me for a second, I have got some bussiness I have been meaning to take care of.

Lita walks over to Moolah, as Moolah is still looking at Lita with her arms folded. Lita is face to face with Moolah. Moolah puts her glass of champaign down

Lita : What the hell is your problem!? Every single week on Intensity you have been coming out to the ramp and just stairing at me! What the hell is your problem!?

Moolah : When the time is right Lita, you will find out the hard way, exactly what my problem is!! But until then I'll see you at In Your Face. And oh yeah by the way good luck in your match at In Yopur Face, your going to need every ounce of it.

Moolah picks up her glass of champaign and throws her champaign in Litas face. Lita is drenched in champaign as Moolah throws the glass on the floor and walks away. Victoria then runs up behind Lita with the champaign bottle and pours more champaign over Litas head as Victoria is laughing at Lita.

Victoria : Hey Lita, I never knew you were such a lush to drink all that champaign. Hahaha. I get know your a drunk and a s!ut. Hahaha.

Victoria is laughing as she slams the champaign bottle down on the table and laughs at Lita. Jaqueline walks up to Victoria.

Jaqueline : Why you gotta go ruining Marlenas party like this. Look for the rest of the night lets just agree to wait till In Your Face to see who the real better women is for once and for all.

Lita suddenly picks up the champaign bottle and swings it at Victoria, Victoria ducks and Lita ends up smashing the champaign bottle over Jaquelines head. Glass flys everywhere and Jaqueline drops to the floor. Victoria quickly runs out the door.

Lita: OH MY GOD SHES BLEEDING SOMEONE CALL 911!!!!

Jaqueline is laying on the ground and is violently bleeding. Blood is dripping all over the place as Lita is very worried and is slaping Jaqueline on the side of the face saying "Jaqueline wake up! Jaqueline!" The shot fades as more and more blood pours out of Jaquelines head.
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Back in the arena the camera pans to J.R. and the King at ringside.

J.R. : My god King, that champaign bottle was busted right over Jacqueline head. Jacqueline needs some medical attention immediately.

King : Can you believe the audacity of Lita to do such a thing to Jacqueline right before her opportunity to become womens champion?

J.R. : I don't think it was done deliberately King, it was nothing more then an accident.

King : Yeah and it was nothing more then a coincidence that Lita caused an accident to happen one week before the Womens Championship.

Monty Browns theme interrupts J.R. and the King as Monty Browns entrance theme sounds and Monty makes his way to the ring.

Henry Godwinn vs. Monty Brown

Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, representing TNA wrestling, the alpha male Monty Brown.

Monty slides in the ring and taunts the crowd as Henry Godwinns theme sounds and Henry makes his way to the ring.

Howard Finkel : And his opponent one half the Godwinns, Henry Godwinn.

Henry Godwinn comes out to the ring dancing down the ramp with his bucket filled with slop. Henry lays his slop near the turnbuckle and slides into the ring. Monty immediately runs at Henry and hits a hard clothesline on Henry nearly taking his head off. Monty stomps away at Henry on the mat. Monty picks up Henry and pushes him into the turnbuckle. Monty knees Henry in the stomach in the turnbuckle. Monty whips Henry into the opposite turnbuckle chest first. Henry smashes into the turnbuckle chest first with intensity. Henry is in the turnbuckle with his chest pressed against the turnbuckle as Monty hits the alphalanch on Henry. Henry falls to the mat holding his chest as he rolls to the outside of the ring. Henry rolls over to the commentary table around ringside and pulls himself up on the announce table. Monty rolls to the outside and grabs Henry by the head and slams Henrys head off the commentary table. Henry is holding his head as he walks over near the steel steps, Monty runs at Henry. henry quickly moves out of the way and drop toe holds Monty into the steel steps. Monty's head bounces off the steel steps making a loud echo throughout the arena. Monty gets up and is holding his head in pain as Henry kicks Monty in the stomach and ddts Monty on the arena floor. Henry then picks up Monty and rolls him back in the ring. Henry stomps away at Monty on the mat. Henry picks up Monty and whips him into the ropes, Monty comes off the ropes as Henry backbody drops Monty. Monty gets to his feet as Henry then clotheslines Monty up and over the top rope, but Monty lands on his feet on the arena floor. Monty bangs his hand on the mat out of anger and then slides back in the ring. Monty and Henry stare at each other and then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Monty quick breaks the hold by putting Henry in a headlock. Henry quickly breaks the hold by hitting an atomic drop on Monty. Henry is now behind Monty as he pulls back Monty's head and hits the slop drop on Monty out of nowhere.

J.R. : The slop drop!!! Slop Drop on Monty Brown!! That’s got to be all, not many of Henry Godwinns opponents have been able kick out of the slop drop.

Henry makes the cover as the referee makes the count 1-2- Monty gets his shoulder. Henry is on his knees and is in complete shock. Henry gets up to his feet and attempts to pick up Monty, as Monty scoops Henry up and runs Henry into the turnbuckle. Monty grabs the second rope and rams his shoulder hard into Henrys stomach multiple times. Monty then chops Henry across the chest. Monty then chokes Henry in the turnbuckle as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- Monty then lets go off Henrys throat. The referee comes in between them and looks asks for a clean break. Henry is bent over and is holding his head the second the referee walks away from being in between Monty and Henry, Monty kicks Henry right in the head. Henry falls to the mat in the turnbuckle as Monty runs into the turnbuckle and knees Henry right in the face. Monty picks up Henry and lifts Henry up for a suplex and holds him in that position as all the blood rushes to Henry's head, Monty then drops Henry to hit a delayed suplex on Henry. Monty picks up Henry and whips Henry into the ropes, as Henry comes off the ropes Monty picks him up and locks in a bearhug on Henry. Monty has got the bear hug locked in, in the middle of the ring. Henry is beginning to fade as the referee lifts Henrys arm once and drops. The referee then lifts his arm a second time and it drops. The referee then lifts Henrys arm one last time as Henrys arm drops, but his other arm shoots up as Henry unloads with right hands to the face. Monty puts Henry down to break the hold as Henry grabs Monty by the head and ddts Monty. Monty pulls himself up on the ropes as Henry attempts to clothesline Monty, as Monty reverses by backbody dropping Henry over the top rope. Henry lands on the apron as he hooks Monty by the head and suplexes Monty from the inside of the ring down to the arena floor. Both Henry and Monty are down on the arena floor as Henry gets to his feet first. Henry walks over to the turnbuckle where his slop bucket is laying. Henry points to the bucket as the crowd goes crazy. Suddenly Monty gets to his feet and hits Henry with the pounce. Henry's head bounces off the turnbuckle making a sickening thud throughout the arena. The referee quickly runs to the outside of the ring and checks on Henry as Henry is not moving, the referee calls for the bell and talks to Howard Finkel.

Howard Finkel : Here is your winner by knock out, The alpha male Monty Brown.

Henry is out cold on the arena floor as referees and EMTs run down the ramp to help Henry. Meanwhile Monty Brown taunts the fans and shakes the guard rail as he yells at fans. Monty turns around while out of nowhere Goldberg runs through the crowd and jumps over the guard. Goldberg runs with all his might and spears Monty Brown right through the guard rail. Monty Brown is broken right through the guard rail and into the fans from the impact of the spear.

J.R. : Good god almighty the went right through the guard rail!!!

King : I don't think I have ever seen that big of a spear in my life!!!

J.R. : Goldberg just speared the alpha male right through the guard rail!! Monty Brown went through that guard rail and into the fans like a hot knife going through butter!! This crowd is on there feet out of amazement of the raw power of Bill Goldberg!!!

King : Listen to this crowd chanting Goldbergs name. You can feel the arena shaking, I don’t know if the arena is shaking from that spear or from the ovation that Goldberg is getting. We'll be back with more intensity!

In Your Face commercial : Twenty men inside one ring! The four largest wrestling empires in the history under one roof! A chance to headline the biggest pay per view event of them all in one night! For nineteen men it will be nothing more then dream, but for the one who can rise above the rest it will become a reality!! Five men from team ECW, five men from team WCW, five men from team TNA, and five men from team Wspam will all do battle in a twenty man over the top rope Royal Rumble with the winner getting a title shot at Wspam Showcase of the Immortals. Wspam In Your Face comes to you live in one week only on pay per view!!!!!!

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J.R. : Well there you have it folks, in just one week the Wspam will get In Your Face on pay per view and what an event that is going to be.

King : Yea and speaking of In Your Face lets talk about Marlena and Goldust getting married. Well earlier on we saw that Marlenas bridal shower was off to a rough start, lets check back in and see if things have quitted down.

Back At The Bridal Shower

All the Wspam divas have left, Mea Young and Marlena are the only two girls still there.

Marlena : Mea this was such a lovely idea of yours, but I really think we should call it a night. So much chaos has broken out, I think we should both go home before anymore breaks out.

Mea Young : Oh come on honey, the party is just getting started. What do you say just you and me party. Come on, hey bar tender get us a round of drinks. What do you say we have ourselves a drink plus the live entertainment should be here at any minute.

The bar tender comes over with a bunch of shot glasses filled with vodka as Mea tells her to put the shot glasses over on the table. Marlena and Mea have there first shot together. Suddenly there is a knock on the door. As a voice calls out "We heard there’s a fire going on, and that you ladies are in need of being rescued!!"

Mea : There’s the live entertainment!!

Mea Young quickly runs over to the door and pulls the door open as Pat Paterson and Gerald Brisco run in the room wearing nothing but spedos and fireman hats. They both begin shaking there rear ends and dancing, as Paterson visibly has skid marks on his spedo. Mea is loving every minute of Brisco and Paterson as she shoves dollar bills down there pants. Meanwhile Marlena rolls her eyes and takes a couple of shots of alcohol.

The camera then pans back to J.R. and the King.

King : Oh my god J.R. I think I'm going to be sick, did you see Paterson and Brisco. I'm going to have nightmares for a month.

J.R. ; Well apparently Mea Young hired the so called live entertainment. That was by far nothing short of horrific. Hold on a second, where getting word that a limo has just pulled up in the parking lot. Mean Gean Oakerland is standing by in the parking lot, folks were going live to the parking to see who has arrived.

The camera is now in the parking lot as the limo driver gets out and walks to the back of the limo and opens the door as Paul Heyman steps out of the door. Mean Gean quickly runs over to Heyman.

Mean Gean ; Paul Heyman, the world has been dying to know who are the last three men of team ECW going to be?

Paul Heyman : Tonight isn't just going to be about announcing the last three members of team ECW. Tonight is about much more then that. Tonight will go down in history. Tonight is the night that the owner of ECW Paul Heyman calls out WCW's Eric Bischoff. Seeing as how tonight is the last Intensity before the biggest Royal Rumble in the history, tonight is going to be one of the biggest Intensitys of them all. Mark my words tonight will be by far the most extreme episode of Intensity in the history!!!! Tonight is the night that Intensity goes TO THEY EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!
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Million Dollar Duo Vs. Jake "the snake" Roberts & The Bushwhackers

The Million Dollar Mans theme sounds as Sable and the Million Dollar Man walk down to the ring with Brock Lesnar, Matt Morgan, and Rikishi behind.

Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, it is a six man tag team match, making there way to the ring first the team of Matt Morgan, Brock Lesnar, Rikishi, the Million Dollar Duo.

Jake "the snake" Roberts theme hits as the crowd comes to there feet as Jake the Snake comes to the ring with his snake Damien inside his gray bag. Jake the Snake lays his snake in the corner under the bottom turnbuckle.

Howard Finkel : And there opponents, making his way to the ring Jake "the snake" Roberts. And his tag team partners the team of Luke and Butch, The Bushwhackers!!

Luke and Butch come swinging there arms and stomping to the ring. Luke and Butch slide under the bottom rope as the bell rings and all six men battle it out in the middle of the ring. Jake and Brock are exchange right hands until Jake knees Brock in the stomach and throws him up and over the top rope to the outside as Luke dropkicks Morgan over the top rope to the arena floor, and both Luke and Butch grab hands and double clothesline Rikishi up and over the top rope. Brock, Morgan, and Rikishi are on the outside of the ring as Luke, Butch, and Roberts stand tall in the ring. M$M calls his team over as Rikishi, Lesnar, Morgan, Sable, and M$M are all in a huddle, meanwhile back in the ring Roberts and Butch gorilla press Luke and lift him in mid air as they walk over to the ropes with him and throw Luke over the top rope, allowing him to go crashing onto Morgan, Brock, Rikishi, M$M, and Sable. Everyone involved is down on the arena floor. Luke gets to his feet first and slides back in the ring as the crowd applauds the Bushwhackers and Roberts. Roberts and Butch go to the outside of the ring as Bushwhacker Luke is the legal man. Morgan runs back in the ring and spears Luke to the mat as he unloads with right hands to Lukes head on the mat. Morgan gets to his feet and stomps away at Luke on the mat. Morgan picks up Luke and whips him into the ropes, as Luke comes off the ropes Morgan hits a big boot to the face of Luke. Morgan once again picks up Luke and now puts Luke over his shoulder as Morgan hits a running powerslam on Luke. Morgan gets to his feet and hits an elbow drop, Morgan gets to his feet again and hits another elbow drop right on the chest of Luke. Morgan picks up Luke and walks over to the turnbuckle that Brock and Rikishi are standing at as he tags in Brock. Morgan spreads Lukes arm away from his chest allowing Brock to kick Luke right in the ribs. Luke is holding his ribs as he falls into the ropes, Luke is against the ropes as Brock chops him across the chest. Brock then knees Luke in the stomach and then whips Luke into the opposite ropes, Luke comes off the ropes as Brock ducks his head allowing Luke to jump over Brock and roll up Brock in a sunset flip for the 1-2- Brock quickly kicks out and then gets to his feet and hits a hard clothesline on Luke. Brock then picks Luke up and whips him into the ropes again, as Luke comes off the ropes Brock hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Luke is holding his back in pain as Brock stomps away at Lukes back.

J.R. : Luke is being absolutely punished. Luke has got to make the tag and get somebody else in the ring. Wait a minute Luke gaining momentum as he fights off Brock Lesnar!!

Brock goes to pick up Luke as Luke unloads with punches to the stomach of Brock. Luke then goes to kick Brock, but Brock catches Luke by the foot. Luke then hits an enzuguri on Brock. Brock goes down to the mat as Luke is in the middle of the ring and is inching towards his corner to try and make the tag. Brock gets to his feet and grabs Luke by the leg, Luke gets to his feet while Brock is still holding Luke's leg. Luke jumps forward causing Brock to lose his grip on Lukes leg, and allow Luke to make the tag to Roberts. Roberts steps through the ropes and unloads with right and left jabs to the face of Brock. Brock is staggering until Roberts hits a hard right hand knocking Brock down to the mat. Brock gets to his feet as Roberts hits a high knee on Brock knocking Brock to the outside of the ring. Brock lands on his feet but is stunned as Roberts steps through the ropes and hits a double ax handle off the apron and onto Brock, knocking Brock to the arena floor. Roberts stomps away at Brock on the arena floor. Sable sneaks up behind Roberts and hits a shop block on Roberts. Roberts is angered as he gets to his feet and grabs a handful of Sables hair. Brock sneaks up behind Roberts and nails Roberts in the back of the head with a forearm. Brock then slams Roberts head first into the apron and then turns Roberts around and runs Roberts back first into the apron. Roberts falls to the arena floor in pain as Brock slides back in the ring. M$M runs over to Roberts and kicks him in the ribs, while Brock distracts the referee in the ring. Meanwhile The Bushwhackers run over to Roberts and scare M$M off. Luke and Butch help Roberts up to his feet as Roberts slides back in the ring. Brock quickly kicks Roberts in the back and then picks up Roberts as he whips Roberts into the turnbuckle. Brock then goes to spear Roberts in the turnbuckle, but Roberts moves causing Brock to slam his shoulder into the turnbuckle. Roberts then whips Brock into the opposite turnbuckle. Brock is in the turnbuckle as Roberts climbs to the second rope and unloads with right hands to the face as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9, Brock grabs Roberts powerbombs him off the second rope, Brock then picks Roberts up and powerbombs him for the second time as Brock then powerbombs Roberts for the third and final time. After powerbombing Roberts three times in a row Brock taunts the crowd and then grabs Roberts by his wrist and drags him across the ring over to the turnbuckle that Rikishi and Morgan are standing at. Roberts is laying under the bottom rope as Brock tags in Rikishi, Rikishi steps through the ropes and signals for the banzai drop. Rikishi climbs to the second rope with Roberts right under him as Rikishi jumps off the second rope Roberts moves out of the way at the last second causing Rikishi to miss the banzai drop. Rikishi is sitting on the mat in pain as Roberts kicks Rikishi right in his back with all his might, making a loud thud. Roberts then falls to the mat and inches his way towards the turnbuckle that the Bushwhackers are at. Butch extends his hand as Roberts reaches out his hand, until Rikishi gets to his feet and runs at Butch and knocks him off the apron and down to the arena floor. Rikishi then nails Luke with a hard right hand knocking him to the arena floor also. Rikishi turns around as Roberts gets to his feet and grabs Rikishi by the wrist to hit a short clothesline on Rikishi. Roberts then signals the ddt as the crowd comes to there feet and Rikishi gets to his feet and is stunned. Rikishi turns around as Roberts kicks Rikishi in the stomach and then hits the ddt on Rikishi. Roberts makes the cover for the 1-2- Rikishi throws Roberts off of him, as Roberts goes flying through the air and lands in front of the turnbuckle that Luke and Butch were at. Butch quickly gets to his feet and hops on the apron and tags himself in. Rikishi is still laying on the mat from the ddt as Butch hits an elbow drop on Rikishi. Butch then gets to his feet and walks over to Rikishi and stomps away on Rikishis face. Butch then picks up Rikishi, as Rikishi quickly grabs Butch by the head and hits a hard headbutt to Butch. Butch is stunned and falls against the ropes, as Butch bounces back Rikishi hits a samoan drop on Butch. Rikishi gets to his feet and hits a big leg drop across the throat of Butch. Rikishi then picks up Butch and super kicks Butch in the face, causing Butch to fall into the bottom turnbuckle. Butch is sitting in the bottom turnbuckle as Rikishi turns around and has his rear end facing Butch and is about to give Butch the stink face, until Butch bites Rikishi's rear end. The crowd is on there feet as Rikishi is running around the ring holding his rear end. Butch tags in Luke as Luke and Butch hit the battering ram on Rikishi. Luke then pins Rikishi for the 1-2- Brock runs in the ring and kicks Luke in the head to break up the pin. Butch then unloads with right hands on Brock, until Morgan runs in the ring and nails Butch in the back of the head with his forearm. Morgan then picks up Butch and holds Butch's hands behind his back as Brock goes for the big boot Butch moves out of the way causing Brock to kick Morgan in the face and knock Morgan to the outside of the ring. Roberts then unties his snake bag and takes Damien out of the snake bag and runs in the ring with it. Brock is leaning over the ropes apologizing to Morgan as Roberts throws the snake on Brock. Brock runs to the outside of the ring and is running around the ring trying to get the snake off as the referee is trying to help brock get the snake off. Meanwhile back in the ring, Sable grabs one of the tag team titles and nails Butch with the tag team title. Sable then turns around and knocks out Butch with the tag team title. Sable then swings the belt at Roberts but Roberts ducks the tag team title and kicks Sable in the stomach, allowing Roberts to ddt Sable. Sable is down in the ring as Roberts picks up the tag team title and nails Rikishi with the tag team title. Roberts lays Lukes arm across Rikishis chest until, M$M takes off his million dollar championship belt and nails Roberts in the back of the head with the M$ title. M$M then rolls Luke over and now puts Rikishis arm across Lukes chest. The referee finally gets the snake off of Brock and throws it down on the arena floor. The referee sees the pin and runs in the ring to make the count 1-2-3.

Howard Finkel : Here are your winners the team of Brock Lesnar, Matt Morgan, and Rikishi, The Million Dollar Duo.

M$M jumps in the ring and pulls out a bunch of money as M$M helps Sable up as M$M and Sable stick money down the mouths of Jake "the snake" and the Bushwhackers. The Million Dollar Duo are all celebrating in the ring, until The Rocks theme sounds, Sable and M$M quickly run out of the ring as The Rock and Mankind come running down the ramp. Both men slide in the ring Rock tackles Brock to the mat and unload with right hands while Mankind kicks Morgan in the stomach and hits a double arm ddt on Morgan. Mankind gets to his feet as Rikishi super kicks Mankind in the face. Suddenly the lights go out and a gong is heard throughout the arena. The lights come back up as Undertaker is behind Rikishi. Rikishi turns around as Undertaker hits a throat thrust on Rikishi which knocks Rikishi to the mat. Rock picks up Brock and whips Brock into the ropes as Brock comes off the ropes, Rock hits a belly to back suplex on Brock. Mankind also gets to his feet and points to his tights as Morgan gets to his feet. Morgan is stunned as he turns around, Mankind reaches into his tights and pulls out Mr. Socko. Mankind puts Socko on his hand and then shoves Socko down Morgans throat. On the other side of the ring Brock gets to his feet as Rock hits the rock bottom on Brock. Morgan and Brock are down and out, as the Rock N Sock Connection stands tall. Meanwhile Rikishi rolls to the outside of the ring as Undertaker follows him to the outside of the ring. Undertaker grabs a steel chair and blasts Rikishi in the head with the steel chair. Undertaker pulls the top of the commentary table off and then pulls the tv monitors out. Undertaker fixes his glove on his hand as Rikishi gets to his feet Undertaker grabs Rikishi by the throat and then chokeslams Rikishi through the commentary table.

J.R. : Good god almighty Rikishi just went right through our table!!!! My god you could hear the sound of Rikishis body destroying our table!!! Rikishi is down and might be out!!!
King : This is not going to make the Million Dollar Man happy!! Brock Lesnar and Matt Morgan are down and out in the ring with the Rock 'N' Sock Connection standing tall, and on the outside of the ring Undertaker is standing tall with Rikishi down and out!

J.R. : Will this be the sight of In Your Face, next week!!
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Interview with Undertaker
We return to see Mean Gean standing in the interview area with a tv monitor behind him.

Mean Gean : Welcome back to Intensity and right now, Im standing by with the man who will be facing Rikishi at In Your Face, the phenomenon the Undertaker!! Undertaker what can we expect at In Your Face?

Undertaker : Well at In Your Face, you can expect for Rikishi to get the beating of a life time. Its not just about revenge on Rikishi, but its about sending a message to Kane, that this week at In Your Face it will be Rikishi that will rest in peace, but Kane in the near future its going to be you who will rest in peace.

A lightning bolt strikes the tv monitor and a fire breaks out backstage as we hear Kanes voice.

Kane : Oh Undertaker, hell has been even hotter with your wife by my side!!! But at In Your Face Undertaker yourself and our dearest father Paul Bearer should prepare to be burned by the flames of hell!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We see the flames shooting up in the interview area and hear Kanes evil laugh as the camera pans back to Marlenas bridal shower.

Marlenas Bridal Shower

Mea Young is waving goodbye to Paterson and Brisco, as Marlena shoots champaign at them and singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Marlena is drunk and is falling all over the place. Dusty Rhodes then walks in the door way as Brisco and Paterson run out the door way.

Dusty Rhodes : Why hello there ladies. Goldust had to do an autograph session so he asked me to come pick up Marlena.

Mea Young puts her arms around Dusty and tries to kiss him as Dusty tries pulling away.

Mea young : Hey American dream, I have had some wet dreams about you. How about we make the dream become a reality.

Dusty Rhodes : Look Mea I just need to take Marlena and be on my way. I really should go.

Dusty grabs Marlena and puts her over his shoulder and runs out the door as Marlena is singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

J.R. : That was one bizarre bridal shower for what I'm sure will be one of the most bizarre weddings in the history.

King : Well after all it is the bizarre Goldusts wedding. Marlena and Goldust wedding is just one out of the many things planned for In Your Face.

In Your Face Rundown

J.R. : That’s right Wspam In Your Face is sponsored by Jakks Specific. On the card for In Your Face it will be Victoria, Lita, and Jacqueline all battling it out in a triple threat match for the Womens championship. After what we saw earlier on tonight there is no telling what condition Jacqueline might be in for the match. Also on the card for Wspam Tag Team titles Brock Lesnar and Matt Morgan will defend there tag team titles against the recently united Rock N Sock Connection of Mankind and The Rock. What a night it would be if The Rock and Mankind were victorious and right after reuniting became tag team champions.

King : Yea but That’s not the only tag team match on the card, what about the mixed tag team match. X-pac and Chyna taking on Stephanie McMahon Helmsly and the game Triple H. It doesn't get anymore personal then this one. We saw X-pac and Triple H all over each other earlier tonight and I'm sure that is just a preview of what’s to come at In Your Face. But speaking of personal how about what else we saw earlier on when Kane told the Undertaker that he and Paul Bearer would feel the flames of hell. What role will Kane play when Rikishi and Undertaker battle it out. There is no telling what the outcome of that one might be.

J.R. : Well you want to talk unpredictability, how about Bret "hit man" Hart taking on Jeff Jarrett. Two great veterans stepping in the ring with each other and competing for the Wspam championship title. We saw Bret Hart tap out to the figure four earlier on tonight, and if he taps out again at In Your Face a TNA superstar will be the Wspam champion in Jeff Jarrett. Pretty much everything is on the line for the Wspam and it is all on the shoulders of our champion Bret Hart. And quite frankly I believe he can carry us to victory on his shoulders. And then it will be the biggest Royal Rumble in the history 5 men from WCW, 5 men from Wspam, 5 men from ECW, and 5 men from TNA all stepping in the ring together to compete in a 20 man over the top rope Royal Rumble with the winner getting a title shot at Showcase Of The Immortals. Team ECW so far consists of Sabu and the Sandman, but later on tonight Paul Heyman will announce the remaining three team members. Team WCW has Booker T, Vader, Sting, Goldberg, and the 16 time World Champion Ric Flair. Team TNA has got Christopher Daniels, Rhino, Monty Brown, Abyss, and the phenomenal Aj Styles. Representing team Wspam will be Jake "the snake" Roberts, Honky Tonk Man, Rob Conway, Shawn Michaels and Commissioner Hogan is yet to find a replacement for Randy Orton. At the beginning of the show Hulk Hogan suspended Randy Orton until further notice. Speaking of Commissioner Hogan there he is in his office.

Camera pans to Hogans office where Hogan is walking back and forth on his cell phone.

Commissioner Hogan : Hey thanks again for showing up on such short notice. Look don't worry about anything the contract will be all written up and ready to sign, all you got to do is bring your wrestling gear and be ready to rumble. Look I gotta go thanks for helping out not just myself but for helping out all of the Wspam. I can't wait to see you at In Your Face, its been such a long time since I have seen you old buddy. I'll see you then brother goodbye.

King : Who was on the other end of that phone? Who’s signing a Wspam contract? Who’s showing up at In Your Face? Who’s Hogans old buddy? And who better be ready to rumble?

J.R. : Coming up next Abyss takes on Bret Hart!!!
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We return as Abyss theme goes off and Abyss walks down the ramp all chained up with James Mitchell walking behind with his cane by his side.

Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, it is a non-title match. Making his way to the ring representing Total Nonstop Action and being led to the ring by James Mitchell, the monster Abyss.

Abyss poses in the middle of the ring as Bret Harts theme sounds and the crowd comes to there feet.

Howard Finkel : And his opponent the Wspam champion Bret "hit man" Hart

Bret comes out to the ring with his ribs taped from the gore earlier on as he walks down the ramp. Bret Hart walks around the ring and takes his glasses off and is about to put them around a childs head in the front row, until Abyss steps through the ropes and onto the apron to hit a double axe handle off the apron and onto Bret. Abyss picks up Bret and slams his head off the guard rail. Abyss then rolls Bret back in the ring but pulls his head out of the ring, Brets head is hanging off the apron as Abyss hops onto the apron and connects with a leg drop off the apron and across Brets throat which is hanging off the apron. The entire crowd is in shock as Bret falls on his head back out of the ring and onto the arena floor. Abyss picks Bret up and rams Bret back first into the guard rail. Bret is leaning against the guard rail as Abyss chops Bret across the chest making a loud thud throughout the arena. Abyss then grabs Bret by the head and walks him over to the ringpost and attempts to slam Brets head into the ringpost, but Bret puts his foot up an blocks it and then elbows Abyss in the stomach and slams Abyss's head into the ringpost. Bret then rolls Abyss back in the ring. Bret back in the ring. Bret picks up Abyss and nails Abyss with a hard right hand to the head, Abyss is staggering as Bret whips Abyss into the ropes, Abyss comes off the ropes as Bret hits Abyss with a samoan drop. Bret then walks over to Abyss's legs and lifts his legs up and is setting Abyss up for the sharpshooter, until Abyss pushes Bret down to the mat with his legs. Bret and Abyss quickly get up as Bret runs at Abyss as Abyss hiptosses Bret to the mat. Abyss then drops his elbow into Brets chest. Abyss then picks up Bret and whips Bret into the turnbuckle, Bret is in the turnbuckle as Abyss hits a splash on Bret in the turnbuckle. Bret falls to the bottom turnbuckle as Abyss walks away and then runs at Bret and knees Bret in the face in the bottom turnbuckle. Abyss then picks Bret up and lifts Bret up in a military press, Abyss in bench pressing Bret in mid air as he walks over to the ropes. Abyss then throws Bret over the top rope to hit a military press slam. Bret is down on the arena floor as James Mitchell applauds Abyss. Abyss then distracts the referee as James Mitchell runs around the ring and stomps away on Bret. Mitchell then picks up Bret and rolls him back in the ring. Abyss picks up Bret and wraps both of his hands around Brets throat and lifts Bret up in mid air by his throat as he then throws Bret down to the mat. Abyss then runs into the ropes to come off the ropes as he goes for a big splash, but Bret rolls out of the way as Abyss slams down on the mat. Bret then gets to his feet and hits a leg drop on Abyss. Bret then spreads Abyss's legs apart and headbutts Abyss in between the legs. Bret then pulls Abyss up by his hair as Bret then locks in a headlock on Abyss. Bret is applying more and more pressure as Abyss elbows Bret in the stomach multiple times, Abyss then whips Bret into the ropes, as Bret comes off the ropes Abyss hits a big boot on Bret. Abyss then picks up Bret and attempts to hit a pump handle slam, Abyss has Bret up but Bret slides off Abyss's back and hits a hard russian legsweep on Abyss. Bret then hops on the second rope, until James Mitchell nails Bret in the leg with his cane. Bret falls to the mat, as the referee yells at Mitchell and then orders James Mitchell to go back to the locker room. The referee sticks his head through the ropes and is arguing with Mitchell, while Abyss picks up Bret and whips Bret into the referee, knocking the referee through the ropes and onto the arena floor. The referee is down and out on the arena floor, as Mitchell reaches under the ring and pulls out a blue bag. He throws the bag in the ring as Abyss grabs the bag and spills thumbtacks out of the bag all over the middle of the ring. The middle of the ring is covered with thumbtacks. As Abyss walks over to Bret and attempts to pick up Bret, as Bret punches Abyss in the stomach and then hits an inverted atomic drop on Abyss. Bret then clotheslines Abyss to the mat. Bret then picks up Abyss and perches Abyss on the top rope as Bret climbs to the second rope. Bret then suplexes Abyss off the second rope causing Abyss to land right on the million thumbtacks.

The Crowd : HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**!

J.R. : GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, Abyss has just been suplexed into all of those thumbtacks!!!!!!!! My god Abyss flew off the top rope, and right down onto all those thumbtacks!!! Abyss is down and possibly out in the middle of all those thumbtacks as James Mitchell is banging the mat in frustration!!!! This crowd is in shock and folks its safe to say business has picked up!!!

King : Abyss is a human pin cushion!!!! Bret Hart suplexed him off the top rope and onto all those thumbtacks!!!! Oh man J.R. look all those thumbtacks jammed in Abyss's back!!! Can you imagine what those things must feel like as they pierce through your flesh and get jammed in your body!!!!

Abyss rolls out of the thumbtacks and gets to his feet as his arms and back is covered in thumbtacks. Abyss gets to his feet as Bret walks over to Abyss and unloads with right hands on Abyss, but Abyss comes back with right hands of his own. Both men are men are exchanging right hands and battling it out, until Abyss knees Bret in the stomach and then locks on an abdominal stretch on Bret. Abyss is stretching Bret more and more as Bret is inching towards the ropes. Bret finally gets to the ropes and grabs the second rope, but Abyss does not break the hold as there is no referee to force him to. The referee is still knocked out as Abyss stretches Bret more and more as Bret clamps down harder and harder on the second rope out of pain. Bret then hiptosses Abyss up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. James Mitchell helps Abyss to his feet as Bret runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive on James Mitchell and Abyss. All three men are down, Mitchell is the first one to his feet, as Mitchell grabs a steel chair. Bret then gets up to his feet and picks up Abyss as Mitchell nails Bret in his back with the steel chair. Mitchell then throws the chair to Abyss as Abyss throws the chair in the ring and rolls Bret back in the ring. Abyss picks up Bret and walks him over to the thumbtacks Bret and Abyss are in the middle of the ring surrounded by millions of thumbtacks as Abyss whips Bret into the ropes, Bret comes off the ropes as Abyss goes for the blackhole slam, but Bret reverses into a huge tornado ddt. Abyss's head goes right into the thumbtacks, Brets back is covered with thumbtacks as Abyss has a bunch of thumbtacks stuck in the top of his head. Both men are down and not moving. The crowd is chanting HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! Bret rolls over and lays his arm across the chest of Abyss but the referee is still down. Bret then gets to his feet and goes to the outside of the ring and picks the referee up and throws him back in the ring. Bret wakes up the referee as Abyss gets to his feet and walks over to the steel chair and picks it up. The referee is starting to move as Bret turns around Abyss nails Bret right in the head with the steel chair to knock Bret to the mat. Abyss covers Bret as the referee pulls himself up on the ropes and then makes the count for the 1-2- Bret puts his foot on the rope at the last minute. Abyss pounds the mat out of anger. Abyss then picks Bret up off the mat and hooks Bret for a powerbomb, but Bret reverses into a backbody drop. Abyss lands in the thumbtacks as Bret hops to the second rope and hits a front elbow off the second rope on Abyss. Bret then walks over to Abyss's leg and spreads his legs apart as Bret is trying to lock the sharpshooter on Abyss. Abyss is twisting his legs back and forth to try and fight off Bret. Bret is trying to lock in the sharpshooter, Mitchell is banging on the apron telling Abyss to fight it, but Bret finally turns Abyss over and locks in the sharpshooter. Abyss is trying to hold on as Mitchell is going crazy on the outside of the ring. The crowd is on there feet and Abyss is now biting his hand to prevent himself from tapping. Bret is really pulling back on Abyss's legs as Abyss can't hold on any longer and taps out!

Howard Finkel : Here is your winner Bret "hit man" Hart!!

Abyss rolls out of the ring as thumbtacks are stuck all over his body as Bret grabs his championship title and poses with his belt, until Jarretts theme sounds. Jarrett quickly walks down the ramp with his guitar in hand and yelling at Bret. Bret then runs out of the ring and up the ramp as he spears Jarrett down to the ramp and unloads with right hands on Jarrett. Bret gets to his feet and stomps away at Jarrett. Bret looks at Jarretts guitar and points to the guitar as the crowd is on there feet. Bret picks up the guitar as Jarrett sees Bret and begins running up the ramp. Bret runs after Jarrett up the ramp. While running Bret swings the guitar at Jarrett as Jarrett ducks and moves out of the way, causing Bret to smash the guitar against the entrance way. The guitar is smashed into millions of pieces at the top of the ramp as Jarrett runs at Bret hits a drop toe hold. Bret then turns Jarrett around as Jarrett is down at the top of the ramp. Bret then locks Jarrett in the sharpshooter at the top of the ramp. Bret is trying to break Jarretts leg as Jarrett is screaming for help and is now tapping out. Jarrett is violently tapping out at the top of the ramp as Bret refuses to let go of the hold. Referees now run out and all try to pull Bret off of Jarrett. Bret finally lets go of the hold as the crowd is cheering for Bret as the referees are all checking on Jarrett. Bret taunts Jarrett at the top of the ramp.

J.R. : Well I think its safe to say Bret Hart is ready for In Your Face. Earlier on it was Bret Hart who tapped out to the figure four leg lock but by the end of the night it was Jeff Jarrett who tapped out to the sharpshooter. Who will tap out next week at In Your Face and who will take home the gold!!!!
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Paul Heyman Announcement

We return to Intensity as "This Is Extreme" plays and Paul Heyman walks down the ramp to a huge ECW! ECW! ECW! chant from the crowd.

Paul Heyman : Thank you, for that lovely reception. Right now I'm out here to follow up on a promise that I made. Earlier on I made a bold statement by saying tonight would be the most extreme episode of Intensity and that tonight Intensity will be taken to they EXTREME!!!! Well right now I'm out here to follow through on that promise. After last week when Rhino gored me, I also made a promise of announcing the last three men who will be on team ECW for the Royal Rumble match. Therefore one out of the three men who will happily be welcomed aboard team ECW, is by far one of the biggest names in the history of ECW. A man who lived his life by three little letters and those letters were F.T.W. Whenever he stepped in the ring it wasn't about winning for his opponents, it was about surviving if he let you!! Im talking about the human suplex machine TAZ!!!!!

The crowd erupts and chants ECW! ECW! ECW!

Paul Heyman : But now its time for me to follow through on yet another promise. So without any further a due its time to show the fans of professional wrestling something they have been waiting for, for quite some time. So lets not waste anymore time, its long over due as is. Right now I'm about to do something I should have done years ago. And that is to call out Eric Bischoff. So Eric, get your ass out here!!!

The WCW Monday Nitro theme sounds as Eric Bischoff walks down the ramp with a microphone.

Eric Bischoff : Well, well, well my long time buddy Paul Heyman. The man who was the owner of ECW, with some of the most Extremely Crappy Wrestlers in the world.

Paul Heyman : What the hell did you just say!?!?!? Excuse me, did you just say Extremely Crappy Wrestlers!?!?!?!?If ECW had such Extremely crappy wrestlers, then why did you raided the ECW talent. Why did you steal great athletes like Dean Malenko, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, and the late and great Eddie Guerrero

Crowd : EDDIE!!! EDDIE!!! EDDIE!!!

Paul Heyman : That’s right it was Paul Heyman and ECW that brought the hard hitting high flying action of cruiserweight action to professional wrestling. Take a look at guys like Psicosis, Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, Juventud Guerrera, and Dean Malenko. Hell ECW brought multiple luchadors over to the Untied States in guys like Rey Mysterio, Konan, Juventud Guerrera, and Psicosis. Bischoff, you know it as well as I do you stole our talent and took credit for all of it. High flying cruiserweight action was invented by ECW. Bischoff the idea that you never raided ECW's talent roster and that you invented cruiserweight action is complete bull sh**! Bischoff!!! But Bischoff I'm honestly not surprised at all the undermined things that you did to ECW. I mean after all I'm talking to the same man that ran WCW into the ground. I'm talking to the man who killed WCW!! Bischoff after all it was you that decided that guys like David Arquette and Vince Russo should hold the World Heavyweight Championship. Eric, it was you that held down top athletes like Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Jericho, Big Show, Rey Mysterio, Chavo Guerrero, and many others because you were too busy paying guys like Sting, Hogan, and Goldberg top dollar, while the truly talented wrestlers stayed at the bottom of the card and got payed sh** money!! So Bischoff for all the ECW superstars, for millions of wrestling fans, for all the talent you held down, and for my self, it brings me great pride to say Eric Bischoff FU** YOU!!! AND FU** WCW!!!

Bischoff nails Heyman in the head with a hard karate kick. Suddenly "Highway To Hell" by ACDC plays. The crowd is in shock and comes to there feet as Bubba Ray, D'von, and Spike Dudley all come down to the ring. Bubba is wearing a retro ECW Dudley Boy shirt with black shorts and black glasses with the frames popped out. D'von is right behind him wearing a purple retro ECW Dudley Boy shirt with black overalls over the shirt and white glasses with the frames popped out. Spike is behind them waving to the fans like he did in ECW and is wearing blue overalls with a tye dye shirt under it.

J.R. : MY GOD IT’S THE DUDLEY BOYS!!! BUBBA, D'VON, AND SPIKE DUDLEY ARE ALL HERE!!!!!

King : We haven't seen them since the F.B.I. beat them in that pink slip on a pole match. This doesn't look like the same Dudley Boys that we last remember, but this looks like the ECW Dudley Boys. That can only mean trouble.

J.R. : The Dudleys are back and there in ECW attire!!!! It looks like the Dudley Boys are going back to there ECW roots and my god is business about to pick up like never before!!!!!

All three Dudleys slide in the ring as Bischoff looks scared out of his mind. Paul Heyman gets to his feet and pushes Bischoff into Spike as Spike kicks Bischoff in the stomach and hits the Dudley dog on Bischoff. Bubba then signals for the 3D as the crowd goes nuts, D'von picks up Bischoff and whips him into the ropes as Bischoff comes off the ropes Bubba and D'von 3D Bischoff. Bischoff is down and out as Bubba pushes D'von and yells "D'von get the tables!!!!" D'von goes to the outside of the ring and pulls out a table and slides it in the ring. Bubba grabs the table and sets it up in the middle of the ring, Bubba then hops onto the second rope as D'von grabs Bischoff and puts Bischoff on Bubba's shoulders. Bubba has Bischoff in powerbomb position on the second rope, until Spike runs in front of Bubba and stops him from powerbombing Bischoff through the table. Spike then goes to the outside of the ring and goes under the ring skirt. Spike pulls out a cane of gasoline and a book of matches.

Crowd : ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

J.R. : GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY DON'T TELL ME THERE GOING TO DO THIS!!!

King : OH NO WE GOT A TABLE, GASOLINE, MATCHES, DUDLEY BOYS, AND A CROWD CHANTING ECW, THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR BISCHOFF!! SOMEBODY BETTER STOP THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS!!!!

Spike pours gasoline all over the table as Bischoff is still in powerbomb position on the second rope. Paul heyman then strikes a match and throws the match on the table and lights the table on fire. The table is burning as Bubba has Bischoff in powerbomb position on the second rope. Bubba Ray then powerbombs Bischoff off the second rope and through the burning table!!!! The flame is extinguished as Bischoff lays in the piece of a burnt table!!!!!!!!

Crowd : HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**!

J.R. : MY GOD ERIC BISCHOFF HAS JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!!! ERIC BISCHOFF HAS JUST BEEN POWER BOMBED THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO SEE THIS AND PAUL HEYMAN HAS BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS TO DO IT!!!!! THE OWNER OF ECW IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HEAD OF WCW BEING POWER BOMBED THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE!!!! HEYMAN HAS GOTTEN ULTIMATE REVENGE ON BISCHOFF FOR YEARS OF ABUSE AND MIND GAMES!!!!! ITS OFFICIAL BUBBA RAY AND D'VON WILL BE THE LAST TWO MEMBERS OF TEAM ECW!! WHAT A RETURN BY THE DUDLEYS!!!

King : I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!! ERIC BISCHOFF IS LAYING UNCONSCIOUS WITH THE REMAINS OF A BROKEN FLAMING TABLE!!!! WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED HISTORY IN THE MAKING!!!!

Bubba, D'von, and Spike all climb to separate turnbuckle and pose as the crowd goes insane! Highway to hell is blasting throughout the arena as Paul heyman grabs a microphone and walks over to Eric Bischoff, while EMTs are trying to help Bischoff.

Paul Heyman : Hey Bischoff, ECW will see you and WCW in one week in the Royal Rumble match at In Your Face!!!!!!!!



By the way be sure to reply to the press conference post and decide who you think should be in the best of the best battle royal, what weapons should be used in the weapons match, and vote for what type of stipulation the main event should be. As always I will be sure to return the reply to anyone that replys to my show or the press confrences. Thanx and enjoy

[obo]

Ok, so I’ve missed a few episodes of Intensity, so I am going to do a blockrate review, reviewing both episode 11 and 12 in one review.

Episode 11:

Nice little start with Bischoff and Jarrett going back and forth. I like the bit about “With My Baby Tonight”. I remember that song fondly.. The set up for the main event sounds really good. Jarrett versus Sting should be good.

HASSAN BEATS TAKER! Wow.. Shocker right there. Feud between Rikishi and Taker should be good.

Model’s Runway was pretty cool. I always like this segment. Bret and Jarrett at the PPV should be pretty good.

Pretty intense match between Sable and Lita. The stuff with Moolah was just.. Weird. It seems Moolah is always around when a storyline happens in your fed..

The beatdown from Richards and Victoria was pretty cool. I like the “seek and destroy” type thing you are going with for Richards and Victoria.

The battle royal sounds awesome. Orton RKO’ing Hogan was wicked.. Hopefully this leads to something, like Orton turning on Wspam..

Jake beating Hunter Humps Hampsters is great. I am always happy when Humps has to do a clean job.

Chyna getting hit with the sledgehammer = OUCH!

Oh dear god… party Mae Young style..

The ending to Jarrett-Sting was pretty cool, with the TNA referee running out to make the count.

Overall, a pretty good show. Looking forward to seeing what happens on the next episode..

Episode 12:

GORE THROUGH A WALL! What a way to start the show!

Orton suspended? Wow!

Rey versus Hunter Humps Hampsters.. Do I smell a squash?

So Humps makes little Rey do the j-o-b. Glad to see you are being realistic with HHH and rarely making him lose.

Henry Godwinn

Jaqueline getting whacked with the champeign bottle was cool. I knew someone was going to end up getting smashed with it..

THA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!! Right into the ring post! That’s lights out for pig boy..

SPEAR THROUGH THE GUARDRAIL! Is this just a night of arena destruction or what? 2 matches done and already a wall and a guardrail have been destroyed.

Patterson and Brisco in speedos is not something I wanted to imagine..

Bushwhackers! *does Bushwhacker dance*

Yeah, Bushwhackers versus Brock Lesnar just can’t turn out good… Ending was pretty cool, with Foley, Rock, and Taker getting in some vicious shots

This has been one of the most.. Bizarre bridal showers ever. Exactly what I expected out of a Mae Young shower..

For some reason, I’m expecting Hogan’s buddy to be Brutus Beefcake. Only because Hogan doesn’t have any other friends..

HOLY SH*T!!!!! SUPERPLEX INTO THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, these tack bumps have been sick as hell…Good to see Bret beat Abyss..

BISCHOFF GOT F*CKED THE F*CK UP!! Great ending to one of the most extreme episodes of Intensity ever. Between the arena destruction, the tacks, and the fire table, this was truly hardcore. I can’t wait until the PPV.

[ant316]

Reading and replying

Ouch a gore throught the wall. Great way to kick off a PPV

Damn, I can't believe Orton is suspended without pay.

Bridal Shower gone bad. Interesting with Lita/Moolah and now may Jackie

First match was awesome and X-Pac running in was cool as well.

2nd match was great. The Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooounce threw the ring post sounds brutal.

WOW lol at Patterson and Brisco. Spedos and fire men hats lol

Bushwackers!

Nice match up very detailed.

Damn brutal match between Abyss/Bret.

Bishoff got OWNED.

Overall a solid show, very hardcore with a few grammar mistakes. I am looking forward to in yout face. Shows gets a 9.7/10. Just work a little bit on the spelling.

[riddlemanroberts]

Reviewing while reading...

OH YA!!!! TIME FOR INTENSITY BYATCHES!!! I didn't need to wait very long for this episode...But I'm sure like always it will be off the hook! Let's go on shall we...

Sweet, riechous opening DUDE! The Jarrett/Bret feud is going very smoothly. Rhino taking on Bret tonight will be very cool...Is it the main event?

I guess it is the main event...Well time for another MODDDDEEELLL''SS RUUUUUNNNNWAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!

Heh, nice Model's Runway. Rick Martel was hardly at all lol. Wow, Hogan supspending Orton sounds interesting...Nice storyline going here.

Sweet, detailed match! I was routing for Rey Rey but oh well..Maybe next time. This HHH feud with Waltman is great! I can't wait to see their match at IIIINN YOOOUUURR FAAACE!

Cool segment...OH MAH GAWD!!! That champaign thing is crazy! I'm liking this feud...

Pretty good match! The SLOP DROP! Whoa Monty gets the shoulder up. HOLY CRAP! That Pounce sounded viscous! A long with the spear...Awesome match with some ring work in it.

In Your face sounds awesome...EC DUB! EC DUB! EC DUB!

It's Mae by the way...Heh, Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson coming in was a huge surprise lol! Eww skid marks

Cool Paul Heyman segment there...I can't wait to find out who the last 3 members of ECW are...Because I'm routing for ECW in the rumble.

Great detailed match with a ton of great action! I loved how they threw Luke or Butch over the rope onto the duo...Classic. Roberts and the whackers were schooled in this match though...I like the ending and after match a lot though.

Great, golden backstage segment! I can't wait till In Your Face!!! It's going to be kick!

The Bridal shower was pretty funny but a little sickening...In Your Face is looking off the hook! I can't wait till the rumble! EC DUB! Oh god, it can't be Scott Hall...It can't be...Uhh...Edge!

That match was awesome! Great main event! The tornado DDT on the thumbtacks was insane! Oh here comes Jarrett...This feud is shaping up really well.

The ending was pure gold with the Dudley's coming out and DESTROYING BICSHOFF!! That was great...EC DUB!!!

[kakajan]

luv tha endin that rules
nice work