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Post by Rated R on Oct 2, 2014 14:15:46 GMT -5
LIVE from the First Ontario Centre, Hamilton, Ontario!There are fireworks. There’s some music. There’s a ton of fans waiting for some action and as we head down to the commentary desk there’s… no commentators.Trace Demon: Hey, hey, up here Mr. cameraman. The camera’s turn on to the ring where Trace Demon stands flanked by The Final Revolution – Jason Anders, Joe Bishop and the latest addition to his flock Kyle Matthews. The four of them stand tall getting a big reaction from the crowd. In any other building you’d be surprised by this, but this is Ontario and Trace Demon is a hometown boy.Trace Demon: It’s nice to finally be in a building where people know what they’re talking about. That gets a ton of cheers. Always play on the vanity of your crowd.Trace Demon: See unlike the rest of the world my fine Canadian bretheren here recognise real talent when they see, they realise what’s best for them when it’s stood right in front of them and yes, what’s best for all of you is stood right here, right now. Trace Demon, Joe Bishop, Jason Anders and Kyle Matthews… The mere mention of Kyle Matthews gets a bit of a boo from the crowd over his actions last week, he’s not Canadian you see. Matthews isn’t fazed and Trace and the others can only laugh.Trace Demon: Oh come on, I expect better from all of you. Now if we were anywhere else I’d understand you booing this man because he saw the light and he did the right thing. Because that’s what this world does, isn’t it, that’s what people do, they boo the men who fight for this company. But it’s not their fault, they do it because they don’t know any better, they boo us because that’s what they’ve been taught to do by a certain general manager and all the fools that follow her. See Lila Sleater paints herself as the hero and because she is the one is charge of the matches and she is the one in charge of exactly how we’re seen on this show we are painted as the villains. Lila Sleater fills this show with lies every chance she gets because she knows the moment all of you see the truth is the moment that her reign over this company is over. But we’re here to help everyone see that truth, we’re here to set you all free from her lies and let you know exactly who the real heroes are! And the next step began with him. Trace points at Kyle Matthews and the crowd still boo him. This time Trace Demon looks truly disappointed.Trace Demon: See you boo this young superstar, this man so full of potential and why? What did he do that was so wrong? He did what each and every one of you wishes you could do, he chose to fight for something he believes in. Kyle Matthews did not attack Dex out of some villainous intention, he didn’t do it out of spite, he did it to rid this company of the worst example of what it’s become. Dex, the paper champion, has no place here. And don’t get me wrong, once upon a time he could have been somebody great, a real asset to the WFWF. Not a star, but certainly a really strong part of the upper midcard. But by handing him the WFWF World Heavyweight Championship you took away the only reason he ever had to actually improve. You inflated his ego to an astronomical level and you made him think that he didn’t have to work for anything because it was just going to be given to him. And that’s not how the WFWF works. Here you fight for what you want, and you fight for what you believe in. And we believe that this company can be great again. The crowd are back to cheering every time the King of Demons speaks but when Kyle Matthews steps forwards and requests the microphone they attempt to boo him out of the building. Trace hands it over without question and steps back, letting the newest member of The Final Revolution speak for the first time.Kyle Matthews: Show me some respect. Oh that gets a deafening amount of jeers from the crowd.Kyle Matthews: No, in fact show us all some respect. Trace is right, you don’t see it yet but we’re the only ones willing to stand up and do what’s right for this company. The WFWF used to be filled with great talent. Drakz, Michael Kyzer, Alex Sean, DGX, EBR, Obo and yes, Trace Demon. The difference between then and now is that each and every one of them earned what they got, none of them got handed the WFWF World Championship, none of them were just gifted main event matches in the most prestigious building in wrestling. None of that happened… until Lila Sleater let it happen. And it’s not just Dex she messed up with, it’s everything, she doesn’t know what she’s doing. Last show she put me in the ring with an announcer who’s been retired for god knows how long? And now she’s just letting Ahriman and Cameron Stone step in the ring whenever they want? They’ve not been active in years, they’re going to injure themselves or worse than that somebody that actually matters like me! The crowd boo loudly and begin a chant of “we want Demon” for their hometown boy. Trace can only smirk and shrug his shoulders as if to say who wouldn’t.Kyle Matthews: The WFWF can be great again but as long as has-beens are allowed to run around wrestling whoever they want it won’t. As long as wannabes are running around being gifted matches that they don’t deserve then it won’t and as long as Lila Sleater is still around running the show then… it… won’t! You might not see it but we do, we’re the real heroes here and whether you like it or not we’re going to save this place because that is what real heroes do! Trace steps forwards once more, taking the microphone back and then leaning on the rope to stare directly out at the crowd. As you might expect by now they start to cheer again.Trace Demon: The kid’s right, we are going to save this place, but not tonight. See tonight we want you to see exactly what kind of place this is when we’re not around to do anything about it. Tonight we want you to see the kind of carnage that Lila Sleater will bring without The Final Revolution stepping in to save it. And we’re going to have front row seats the entire time. You might have noticed that there’s no Alecia Matthews here tonight, no announces at all actually. Again we’re shown a quick clip of the unusually empty announce desk before heading back up to The Final Revolution in the ring.Trace Demon: See tonight’s show is going to be one to remember because it’s going to play host to the first ever Final Revolution takeover. You see up there… He points up to an expensive private booth in the crowd all fitted out with monitors, drinks, food and most importantly broadcast equipment. The side facing towards the ring also has a large window panel that allows anyone inside to see the action and, importantly, anyone outside to see exactly which rich bastard is enjoying themselves inside.Trace Demon: Is a private announcing booth where we will be spending the rest of the show providing in depth, comprehensive and entertaining commentary, something you don’t usually get around here and something you definitely didn’t get with Drakz last week. So sit back, relax and enjoy, because right here, right now, the takeover begins. And with that declaration Trace drops the microphone and the Final Revolution make their exit, the four men talking and laughing to each other like they’re all old friends. They make their way over the security barricade and begin the climb up towards their private commentary booth as WFWF Takeover heads to a commercial break.
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Post by Rated R on Oct 2, 2014 14:16:35 GMT -5
The Takeover returns as we cut backstage. Following the transition, we see four people in their locker room. Through the smog of smoke, we can clearly see the Saviours of Salvation. Penny Shannon, Dave Demento, Josh Dean and Nikki Dean are all in their wrestling gear, stretching and laughing among themselves before they turn their heads to the camera with a smile. Dave steps forward and swings the WFWF International Championship over his shoulder.
Dave Demento: Ladies and gentleman...
His loud booming voice is then cut off by Penny Shannon with a joint placed firmly in her hand.
Penny Shannon: And some of you that are both. We are the Saviours of Salvation, dudes. And together we stand united.
Josh Dean: That was poetic Penny. I assume this is the part where the show is introduced?
Dave nods his head, seemingly confirming Josh's question.
Josh Dean: Well, tonight the WFWF proudly brings to you The Takeover. Live from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Hey Dave, we're close to your place?
Dave Demento: Yeah, just got back from a road trip to just end up here.
Nikki Dean: How was that, by the way?
Josh looks towards his stablemates as Dave shrugs his shoulders and looks with a "I don't f*cking know" face. Penny Shannon now takes center stage of the camera as she takes a hit of her blunt, before exhaling the smoke into the camera.
Penny Shannon: And here tonight, you get five whole matches. Four of which include our very own SOS members. Where is everybody else?
Josh Dean: Yeah. We are in eighty percent of the matches. Nikki takes on Axel Thornstowe, who may or may not be here tonight. His track record isn't that great.
Penny Shannon: I take on Ante Whitner. He says he's crazy, but he obviously hasn't met me yet.
Dave Demento: And I take on Daniel Kirkbride. I'll do what two of my fellow friends couldn't do..
Josh and Nikki look at big Dave astonished, but they find the humor in his statement and laugh.
Nikki Dean: You wouldn't have any tapes to watch of him if it weren't for us. And later on tonight, my hubbie Josh battles Jayson Garrett.
Penny Shannon: Yeah, Justin Garrett who may or may not have Salmonellosis. He got bit by some rats.
The four members rub their head confused. They seem to be forgetting about something.
Dave Demento: Are we forgetting something?
Josh Dean: I think Philbo is fighting tonight?
Dave Demento: Oh yeah! Phillip Schneider goes onto a war path here tonight. Just like the good ole days.
Penny Shannon: Yeah! Keep your eyes glued. Tonight should be fun.
Nikki Dean: This is The Takeover...
Dave Demento: ... And taking over is what we do best.
The scene fades out and we return, entering into the private announce booth occupied by The Final Revolution. The four of them are sitting around looking like they’re living the life of luxury rather than commentating on a wrestling show. Matthews picks at the buffet, Bishop and Anders both have beers in their hands and Trace Demon leans back on his chair, his feet up as he watches the monitor which shows the last moment of the Saviours of Salvation segment. In the background Joe Bishop is playing with a yoyo.
Trace Demon: Oh I’m so scared. What are these guys going to save us from exactly, their own mediocrity? A bad case of who gives a crap?
Jason Anders: When was the last time they did anything worth talking about?
Kyle Matthews: Well Demento did take Bishop’s title here.
Joe Bishop: Dude, uncool.
Kyle Matthews: My bad.
Trace Demon: Bishop’s right though, aside from that fluke what have they really done that’s meant to make us fear them? You’ve got Demento, a man learned his trade from a washed up fat lazy slob. The Deans, one of whom wasn’t even relevant when he was here like seven years back and the other who has had the easiest run to a National title ever. Then there’s Penny Shannon…
Kyle Matthews: Oh she’d get it.
Trace Demon: Dude she’s a lesbian, show a little respect to her sexual preferences would ya? Anyway, Penny Shannon, I’ve already proven exactly how easy it is to manipulate her. They’re a joke, we know it, the good people of Canada know it and worse still they probably know it too.
Jason Anders: Mockingly. But they’re our saviours.
The entire Final Revolution begin to laugh at the thought as we cut back down to the ring where Christa Adina has taken her spot in the ring.
Christa Adina: The following is your opening contest of the evening and is scheduled for one fall!
Kyle Matthews: One fall guys! It’s scheduled for just one fall!
Joe Bishop: You think if she forgot to say that there’d be a pinfall and people would be like “is that the end or is there another fall”?
"Seagulls Over Rhinoceros Bay Part 2" by Foxy Shazam hits and the crowd boos as Axel Thornstowe walks out, angry mug plastered on his face. He slowly walks down the ramp toward the ring, occasionally making lunges toward the fans.
Christa Adina: Introducing first, weighing in at 215 pounds. This is Axel Thornstowe!
Joe Bishop: That’s one angry young man.
Kyle Matthews: This coming from the guy in his twenties with eye liner on.
Joe Bishop: It’s called expressing myself!
Jason Anders: I wouldn’t talk about eye liner around Trace.
Trace Demon: I’ve actually just got permanently black eyes. We’re wrestlers, we get punched in the face a lot, it makes sense.
"Roar" by Katy Perry hits as Nikki makes her way onto the stage, National Title around her waist. She walks down the ramp slapping hands with the fans on each side at a high energy pace. She climbs the stairs and heads toward the turnbuckle. Climbing the buckle, she throws both hands up with her index fingers up in the number one, before flipping into the ring with an aerial, landing on her feet and throwing her right hand up with the number one. She unstraps the belt and grabs it with one hand, walking over towards Axel and holding the belt high above her head, right in his face.
Christa Adina: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 135 pounds. She is the WFWF National Champion, "The Bad Teacher" Nikki Dean!
Jason Anders: What a woman Nikki is, got to appreciate someone who can both raise a child and kick someone’s ass.
Trace Demon: Let’s hope their kids take after her and not Joshy boy shall we.
DING DING!
Nikki and Axel circle the ring, with Axel sliding to his knees in order to get the champ to react. As he returns to a vertical base, Nikki charges and dives into Axel wheelbarrow style, before taking him down with a split leg armdrag. Axel pops up to his feet and Nikki is there to take him down with a deep armdrag, keeping control of the right arm with an armbar. Axel smacks the mat before spinning to his knees and breaks the hold with a forearm strike to the side of the head. Nikki staggers back but answers with a hard roundhouse kick that buckles Axel's lead leg. Nikki backs up to the ropes and charges forward. Axel pops her up and Nikki snaps off a huge hurricanrana that sends him crashing head over feet to the mat.
Jason Anders: What a move!
Kyle Matthews: Anders, have you got a hard on for Nikki?
Jason Anders: Don’t be stupid, I’m just supportive of women’s wrestling.
Kyle Matthews: No I mean it, like a literal hard on.
Jason Anders: Stop looking at my crotch!
Axel pops up to his feet and charges at Nikki, who accepts the momentum to pick the ankle and rolls through to lock up a high angle single leg Boston Crab. Axel is slithering to avoid the hold being locked down, and Nikki switches to an STF. Axel struggles mightily to get to the bottom rope, being forced to carry Nikki's weight, though he still uses his strength to break the hold via ropebreak. He gets to his feet and is staggering from the attack on the leg as Nikki comes over for more of an attack. Axel lunges in, back elbow to the temple stuns Nikki. Axel follows up with a big spear that folds the National Champion in half! Quick cover by Axel,
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Nikki kicks out!
Jason Anders: Thought that with it there, Nikki deserves better.
Axel pulls Nikki to her feet and looks for a further attack, and Nikki is able to cut him off with a drop toe hold into the middle ropes. Axel's head snaps back and Nikki follows with a big round kick to the ribs that floors him. Nikki hits the ropes into a handspring. She looks for the follow-up moonsault, but Axel has it scouted and moves. Nikki completes the flip and lands on her feet, but Axel is up to his feet and looks for the Sick Kick. Nikki sidesteps and Axel whiffs on the kick. Nikki scissors the legs and brings him down into the pin,
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Kick out by Axel!
Jason Anders: Oh come on ref that was three!
Kyle Matthews: Can we get some security on Nikki when she leaves? For her own safety y’know.
Both are up to their feet and Axel looks for the big lariat. Nikki ducks and hops to the second rope, blasting Axel with a huge Flying Chuck as he turns around! Nikki is up and she shakes out her right arm from the landing, but nevertheless the National Champion is on the attack again. Axel checks his jaw, but gives up his back and Nikki makes him pay with a Backstabber! Axel bails put of the ring, holding his back in pain as Nikki hits the ropes. She charges in full speed dives before diving through the bottom and middle ropes with a suicide dive! Nikki connects with the retaining wall as Axel dives out of the way!
Joe Bishop: Nikki’s lucky she didn’t break something right there, not that it wouldn’t have been funny.
Jason Anders: Don’t talk about her that way!
Her forearms take the brunt of the blow trying to stop her momentum, but Nikki is back up to her feet, shaking out her arm. Axel gets to his feet and drives Nikki back first into the wall. Nikki arches her back on the impact and Axel looks to follow up. Nikki catches him with a kick to the gut. Nikki looks to fight back with another kick and Axel catches the leg. Nikki hops around looking for the enziguri, but Axel ducks it. Nikki follows up with a reverse mule kick that sends Axel backward into the post. Nikki's back up and she spins, looking for the discuss lariat and Axel ducks at the last second. NIKKI SMASHES HER RIGHT ARM INTO THE POST! HOLY SH*T THAT SNAP SOUNDED LIKE A GUNSHOT GOING OFF! The refs count is at 7 as Axel slides into the ring. Nikki holds her arm, but she's trying to beat the count. She grabs the bottom rope to pull herself up, but her arm gives out as she collapses to the floor! The ref reaches ten and calls for the bell, awarding Axel Thornstowe the victory.
Christa Adina: Here is your winner as a result of a count out, Axel Thornstowe.
Jason Anders: Quick get the medical team down there, somebody help her!
Trace Demon: Funny as you thought it’d be?
Joe Bishop: Funnier.
The ref raises Axel's hand in victory as on the outside Nikki is down, holding her right arm and writhing in severe pain. The ref slides out of the ring and and checks on Nikki, who sits up. The ref motions to ask her if she's ok.
Nikki Dean: I can't move my fingers.
The ref throws up the dreaded X sign and medical personnel start to make their way toward the injured National Champion. The crowd cheers as Josh Dean comes sprinting down the side of the ramp past the medical personnel. He kneels down beside his wife and amongst the inaudible talk, he helps her up to her feet, holding her arm in place with his hands. The ref comes up from behind them and slips Josh Nikki's National Championship over his shoulder. As they walk up to the stage, the crowd gives Nikki a standing ovation as they go behind the curtain.
Josh Dean: We've got an injury people! MOVE!
Several production personnel scatter as Josh helps his wife to the trainer's room. Tears stream down Nikki's face as Josh opens the door. As she goes to the table, Josh keeps Nikki's arm in place as she sits down. Josh lets go of her arm before sitting the title down beside Nikki.
Nikki Dean: AAAAAHHHHH! I can't move my arm!
Josh Dean: Don't try to move it, there's a good chance it's broken.
Nikki Dean: Naw? Really? Unless I got Rice Crispies in my arm, I know it's broken! It went snap, crackle, pop when I hit the post!
Josh Dean: We won't know until Dr. Patton comes in and looks at it.
Josh walks to the opposite side of the table and grabs his wife's uninjured arm. The National Champion squeezes it tightly, clenching her teeth from the pain.
Nikki Dean: Just take me out back and shoot me! I can't cook, do laundry, or wrestle!
Josh looks over his shoulder.
Josh Dean: Where's the doctor! Listen, you'll be ok, and I'll be right here.
Lead WFWF physician Dr. John Patton enters the room. Pulling a rolling chair to the table, he grabs Nikki's arm with the utmost care. She grits her teeth, tears slowly starting to flow again.
Dr. Patton: Hi Nikki. Ok, lets look at that arm.
Dr. Patton begins his examination. With every poke and prod from elbow to wrist, Nikki writhes in pain. One particular poke shoots a jolt of pain that stiffens her up.
Dr. Patton: Where I'm poking at now is the bone shifting. It isn't supposed to do that, obviously. There are a couple other spots that are doing the same thing on a slightly smaller scale. So we're looking at multiple fractures. We'll need to get x-Rays on the arm to gauge the severity of the injury so we can move forward with treatment and recovery.
Nikki Dean: What about my title? I have to defend it. I can still fight.
Josh Dean: Not with one arm. It'll just make you a sitting target.
Dr. Patton: We'll know more after the x-ray whether or not you'll need surgery. In my educated opinion, I wouldn't rule it out.
Nikki Dean: NO!
Josh leans his head back and throws his hands on his face. He pulls them down and as he looks back down, he sees Nikki staring at her National Championship with tears flowing freely down her face at the prospect of losing the title due to injury. He puts his arm around Nikki and pulls her close.
Josh Dean: Damnit.
We cut back to the announce booth where the entire Final Revolution are looking right down the camera with grave looks on their faces.
Trace Demon: This is certainly an unfortunate situation folks, and we'll update you with more information on National Champion Nikki Dean's condition as soon as we get it.
It would be a serious moment if they all weren’t wearing ridiculous hats. Bishop’s got a bowler hat on, Matthews a fez, Anders is wearing a classic beer can drinking cap and Trace has an old school Vikings helmet on. A second passes as they just stare down the camera before Anders pops one of the straws from his beer cap in his mouth and starts sipping away, the other three trying not to laugh as we cut away.
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Post by Rated R on Oct 2, 2014 14:17:27 GMT -5
As soon as the show returns we cut back to the trainer's room where Penny Shannon has joined Nikki and Josh. The National Champion's arm is now in a sling. Josh is pacing as Penny is trying to comfort Nikki.
Penny Shannon: I got back here as soon as I could, hun. What's the word, Josh?
Josh Dean: Doc says it's broken. We aren't sure just how bad yet.
Nikki Dean: It all happened so fast.
Penny Shannon: I know, hun. Everything is going to be fine.
Nikki Dean: How do you know? I've seen people get stripped of titles for no good reason. A champion who can't defend her title, that's just asking to be stripped.
Josh Dean: It's an injury, not ducking out of a title defense.
Penny Shannon: And so what if they strip you? Whoever wins the belt will have to live with knowing that you'll be gunning for them when you're healthy. Not only that, but there's no way they can call themselves champion when they didn't beat you for the title.
A nurse comes into the trainers room holding a cup and a bottle of water.
Nurse: Hi Nikki, I'm Kristen. I'm one of the nursing staff for WFWF. Dr. Patton ordered some pain killers for your arm until you're ready for transport.
She extends the cup and the bottled water to Nikki, but the National Champion is having none of it. She shoots her unbound hand out, slapping the bottle and cup out of Nurse Kristen's hands. The contents scatter around the room.
Nikki Dean: Get that sh*t out of my face!
Penny Shannon: Nikki!
Josh pulls Nurse Kristen to the side as Penny embraces a clearly distraught Nikki.
Josh Dean: It's not you. Nikki just doesn't like to use painkillers. Can you give us a moment?
Nurse Kristen nods her head and walks away from the members of SOS. Josh spins on his heel and turns his attention back to Nikki and Penny.
Josh Dean: We'll figure this out. We always do.
The camera closes in on Nikki's National Championship in an emotional moment… before a certain commentator gives a little voice over.
Trace Demon: This is the weirdest setup to amateur pornography I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched porn made in Idaho so I’d know.
Kyle Matthews: Dude, really?
Trace Demon: No shame Kyle, no shame.
As the show heads down to the ring we find that both Penny Shannon and Ante Whitner are now stood inside the ring ready for their match.
Joe Bishop: Can Penny Shannon time travel or something? We didn’t even see her come down to the ring.
Trace Demon: That’s what happens when Lila cuts corners on the entrance budget.
The referee calls for the bell and Ante Whitner motions forward with a tie-up but Penny Shannon stomps on his toes and follows with a hard slap across the face. Ante Whitner’s eyes flare up now as he turns his head back to the Velocity Grrrl, who knocks him in the face with another slap- a hard “OWWWW” echoing from the thousands in attendance tonight. Whitner looks angrier than ever and Penny nails him with another slap, but Whitner blocks it and knocks Penny in the jaw with a hard elbow smash. The Velocity Grrrl stumbles over, but spins back on her feet as she holds her cheek in her jaw, grinning at the Bipolar Maniac.
“Show me what you’ve got, Aderal!”
Kyle Matthews: I don’t really think Penny can start mocking someone for substance abuse.
Trace Demon: I’ve hung with Shannon, she definitely smokes more weed that gets girls though looking at her that doesn’t mean much.
Ante Whitner charges forward with a boot across the gut. Penny shrugs over and places a hand over her belly now as Ante Whiter grabs her other arm and sends her charging into the ropes. Quickly, Penny baseball slides her way to the outside and turns back towards the ring, taunting Whtiner as she places her hands against her head, waving them about with her stuck sticking out, humming, “Nye, nye, nye”. Having had enough of Penny’s tomfoolery, Ante Whitner marches over to the ropes and reaches out for Penny’s pigtails, but the Velocity Grrrl uses the momentum to push herself off the arena floor and launch herself into the air, slapping Ante Whitner one more time, just knocking him right in the mush.
Jason Anders: She should be ashamed of herself bullying someone with severe mental disabilities.
Kyle Matthews: Not to mention the whole look she’s got going on, she should really get herself a stylist.
A glaze falls over Whitner as he lingers on the ropes, giving Penny the advantage she needed to jump over the ropes, entering the ring with a sunset flip, snapping Ante down into the canvass.
1… 2… Whitner rolls over, rises back to his feet and nails Penny right in the face with a dropkick.
Ante hooks the leg for the cover.
1… 2… Penny Shannon kicks out!
Kyle Matthews: This match has really picked up since Penny started getting her ass kicked, just something about her that makes her getting beat up very entertaining.
Trace Demon: She’s got the kind of face you just want to punch.
Ante grabs Penny by the pigtails again and sets her up to the vertical base, but Penny fires back with a stiff uppercut. Whitner stumbles over and Penny charges over with a clothesline, but Ante ducks it and grabs Penny and motions for a suplex, but Penny counters and motions behind Ante and holds him in a waistlock. Ante tries to run for the ropes, but the Velocity Grrrl manages to hold him down. Ante reaches down and grabs a hold of Penny’s wrist as he fires a vicious elbow across the side of her skull. Penny refuses to let go and Ante continues firing the elbows until Penny releases the grip, giving the Ante the opening to lock Penny in an arm wrench. Ante Whitmer wrenches the hold with enough force that Penny is on one knee. The Velocity Grrrl holds out her hand, trying to gain the momentum to fire back, but Ante wrings her arm, pulls her close and knocks her with a stiff roundhouse kick against the back of the neck that would have sent Penny crashing into the mat, if her arm wasn’t locked in.
Trace Demon: See this is why these Saviours can’t expect to get anything done, Penny can’t even beat a rookie who’s been around a couple months at most.
Jason Anders: Ante’s not even all there, Penny’s in the ring with a guy with a mental impairment and she’s still losing.
Penny staggers in a daze. Ante pulls her close, grabs her by the waist and hits her with the backbreaker. Ante now with the cover.
1… 2… Penny kicks out.
As both competitors reach their feet following the pinfall attempt, Ante delivers a huge uppercut to the chin of the Velocity Grrrl sending her reeling into the ropes. Bouncing off like the madwoman she is, Penny looks to go for a clothesline and connects. The New Yorker is now down and out on the mat as Penny looks around the arena to a bunch of cheers from the fans in Hamilton. Ante has now rolled over onto his belly and as he tries to bring himself up to a vertical base, Penny bounces off the ropes and jumps up in the air to finish him off with the Liberty Cap! Ante's head hits the mat violently as Penny rolls him over once more, looking to end things.
1... 2... 3!
Christa Adina: And your winner… Penny Shannon!
Kyle Matthews: Ante just got robbed, he deserved the win here.
Trace Demon: If Penny thinks that performance is going to make us respect her little Saviours she must be dreaming.
Penny Shannon throws her arms up, celebrating the victory while Ante Whitner sees stars on the canvas, the crowd cheering loudly for the most brutal lady of wrestling as WFWF heads backstage once more.
Walking in the hallway of the busy First Ontario Centre, Dave Demento is flanked by dozens of fans trying to get a picture of him. One fan, with tanned skin and a bowl cut approaches the current WFWF International champion. He hands his phone to his buddy, and then proceeds to stand next to the champion, hoping to get a few questions answered.
The Fan: Hey Dave! I'm a big fan and I'm sure all of us here are too. But, what do you think of Joe Bishop?
Dave Demento: I'm about to address him next.
The Fan: How about Trace Demon?
Dave Demento: Again, I address him in a few minutes.
The Fan: Did you hear Joe Bishop wants his championship rematch?
Dave Demento: Stay tuned after the commercial break.
The Fan: Are you recording this, dude?
Dave Demento: Joe, you better be listening when I head out to that ring.
Dave chuckles out loud as he grabs his bag of popcorn from the concession stand and heads off down the corridor, heading for ringside.
Trace Demon: Well that was utterly pointless, somebody tell that cameraman we only want to see stuff with a bloody point tonight.
Joe Bishop: Yeah big deal, big Dave is coming to the ring to try and sound interesting, does anybody in this building care?
Kyle Matthews: You should care, he’s got your title with him.
Joe Bishop: Man what is your problem? What’s with all the hate?
Kyle Matthews: Force of habit. The whole Goth thing is kind of nineties.
And as Trace Demon and Jason Anders can both be heard bursting into laughter over the announce system the show fades out to a commercial break.
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Post by Rated R on Oct 2, 2014 14:20:56 GMT -5
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC resonates throughout the First Ontario Centre in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada as the fans go bananas knowing who is about to make their way out from the backstage area. The song gets louder and louder as the fans sing along with the chorus until the reigning and defending WFWF International champion of the world steps out from behind the curtain to a monstrous ovation! The long haired warrior of the WFWF raises his championship into the air with a smile, soaking in the close to hometown reaction. The fans our on their feet, screaming their hearts out as he proceeds to make his way down to the ring.
Trace Demon: And here we go people, if you want a piss break now is probably the right time to do it.
Jason Anders: Does that include us because I know I don’t want to hear this.
Trace Demon: Nah, we’ve got to stick around and stop people from just straight up changing the channel.
Kyle Matthews: Good luck with that. I’m gonna make myself a sandwich.
Dave Demento reaches the ring and enters the squared circle. As he does so, he heads over to the corner ringpost and he ascends it, while lifting his championship into the air once again to another loud ovation. Demento steps on down and smiles once again before demanding for a microphone, to which he is granted. He looks around the arena into the buzzing crowd, before proceeding to start his spiel.
Joe Bishop: Bored already.
Dave Demento: It seems like you guys are having a fun time. I always have a fun time when I'm out here in the confines of this twenty by twenty squared circle. It doesn't matter who I stand across from, I will always put in my best efforts to gain the victory. Ever since I returned to this company, I've been against all odds facing The Final Revolution. Trace Demon, Joe Bishop, Jason Anders and now Kyle Matthews are gunning for me. Here, roll the clip.
Jason Anders: Hey look he’s talking about us.
Trace Demon: Figures, he’s got to keep people interested somehow and it’s not going to be through his sparkling personality.
Trace Demon: Ah, good times.
Dave looks down from the screen to his shoulder, the International championship of the world glistening in the spotlights of the arena. His smile lighting up the ring, as he turns his attention to the camera in the ring, knowing full well that The Final Revolution are watching him right now.
Dave Demento: I don't know what happened to their threats? I was supposed to have a "very short return". But here I stand, your International champion of the world. A championship that I went through Joe Bishop and Jason Anders in a brutal steel cage match to win. A championship that I never lost in the first place. When I defeated Thunder to win this championship at Scars and Stripes last year, the world was my oyster. And then it was taken from me.
Jason Anders: Does he think I’m a wrestler? He’s lucky I didn’t sue after he put his filthy hands on me.
Joe Bishop: Luckily for him that’s not the way we do things, at least not until I’ve got my title back.
Dave Demento: That is my mission. To guarantee that the next generation of professional wrestlers won't have their hard work and their opportunities taken from their hands. It takes time and patience to get where you're supposed to be in this federation. I made my debut for the WFWF in 2011, alongside my best friend Randel Benjamin. He spent forty years in the land of the rising sun and when he came back to his hometown of Toronto, he saw something in this young kid who snuck away from home. He saw something in me and he took me under his wing. And he shaped me into a man. I was a young boy traveling in the small towns of right here in Ontario to becoming a man while putting my body through hell in Japan. Deathmatches, ultraviolence, C4 explosion matches are some of the things I put my body through to make a name for myself. My body was put through hell. But I am Unscarred.
Trace Demon: He says that like it’s something special, I’ve done all of that rubbish and I’ve done it bigger and better.
Jason Anders: I once chipped a tooth on a gobstopper.
Trace Demon: What’s your point?
Jason Anders: Well that was real pain, instead of the fake s**t he’s peddling right now.
Joe Bishop: Yo Matthews, what are you doing?
Kyle Matthews: What, is this dork still talking? I was busy making that sandwich, just seemed more interesting.
Dave Demento: And then I got the big break back over here in the WFWF. Randel was brought in and he needed a mouthpiece. In stepped Dave Demento to the WFWF. We had a terrible first run. Complete jobbers. We were put into a tag title match with Thunder and Ripp Jackson because management wanted them to have the championships. In no way, shape or form did Xavier Pierce think that the extreme duo were going to head home as the WFWF Tag Team champions. And when we lost, he got rid of us. Trace Demon hired me back, actually. He must have seen something in me as he let me have my second opportunity in this company. It was a lot more successful after I got out of the shadow of Randel and became my own man. I fought my way through thick and thin to make a name for myself here. I had to go through a tournament to even get a shot at the International championship. Then I faced Thunder and I beat him in the middle of the ring to win my first taste of gold here in North America.
Dave looks back down to his championship with a smile, as the fans go wild once again.
Jason Anders: Why did you hire him back?
Trace Demon: It was actually a mix up in his contract, somehow he got a wrestlers contract when he was meant to be the guy who drove the catering truck.
Dave Demento: But then I was taken out and I have returned even stronger to find myself on the right side of a war. The Final Revolution are just a bunch of punks who want to do things their way. And once they complete their goals, they will implode on each other as this place gets killed. And I will stand my ground to defend this place that I love, the place that my SOS comrades love. The same place that guys like Daniel Kirkbride love. This place is where you guys love! I will leave my blood, my guts and my screams of agony in this very ring because I love this place. And it sickens me that this place is trying to be overrun by people like Trace Demon and his lackeys. And then you have the KoKaine Konspiracy, who don't seem to love this place but just want to use it as a stepping stone to get what they really want. But don't you guys forget about Dex and his Sovereignty. I've been in this business long enough to know that when the going gets tough for a guy like Dex, he will find an opening and he will exploit it. He doesn't care about this sport, he only cares about himself and feeding his ego. And it's showing Dex.
The leader of "the Demented" is continuing to get cheers that would explode any regular roof off the building, but this is Ontario dammit!
Trace Demon: Nice of my hometown to humour the guy but come on, tone it down a little, nobody is ever going to believe you like him this much.
Dave Demento: But let me get down to business. Joe Bishop wants to exercise his rematch clause when the WFWF comes to pay-per-view from England. And I will let him get his rematch. I will enjoy beating his ass all over again. But these past few weeks, Joe Bishop has decided to try and attack me anywhere he damn pleases. Following Battle at the Garden, while I was getting staples and doing an interview for the fallout show on dot com, Bishop decided to attack me in the trainer's room. He got me there, I wasn't expecting it. But last week was a different story. I am an intelligent man Joe. Do you really think I was going to hang out in the arena bar without knowing you would try and attack me? Of course I was prepared for your punk ass to try and blindside me. I saw it coming and I thwarted your attack and sent you running for your own well being.
Joe Bishop: Give me a few seconds guys, I’ll be right-
Trace Demon: Oh no you don’t, you’ll stay right here. Big Dave down there’s just trying to rile you up, knows the only way he’s got a chance of beating you again is if he gets under your skin.
Dave looks down to the ring mat with a grin as he laughs a bit before refocusing on the camera, the fans in a buzz now.
Dave Demento: Well, when we go live on pay-per-view from London, England. Basically in your backyard... I will kick your ass in a Falls Count Anywhere match. You can run all you want Joe, but you can't hide. You can climb up Big Ben. You can get on an airplane to a secluded island. You can even hide underneath the Queen's dress, and while you're there I hope you realize that she probably has more balls than you do. Because Joe, wherever you may run to. I will follow with a heavy fist and a spear waiting for you. Because Joe... When I get done with you, you won't be a puppet for The Final Revolution anymore. You will be a broken man that will just be another statistic of groups that have failed to take over the WFWF! But as of now I've got some business to attend to.
Dave throws the microphone up into the air, letting it drop to a huge pop from the fans in the First Ontario Centre. The International Champion raising his belt in the air with a stern look on his face, showcasing that when he meets Joe Bishop live in London, he means business. He passes the belt out of the ring and waits now for tonight's opponent.
Joe Bishop: He’s trying to make winning my title back too easy for me.
Kyle Matthews: How did you lose to that guy in the first place? I mean he’s the least intimidating, least charismatic, least interesting, least attractive-
Jason Anders: You’re saying a lot of least’s, does he have any good points?
Kyle Matthews: When he leaves I guess.
A blinding, white light emanates from the stage as "Alive" by P.O.D. blares out throughout the arena. Daniel Kirkbride dives out from behind the curtain into the light, his arms spread wide, turning on the spot to take in the entire atmosphere of the packed house. He pauses on the stage, raising both hands to the sky as he hangs his head momentarily, before clenching his hands into fists, throwing a right fisted punch into the air before him as he begins making his way down the ramp, refusing to pass by a single outstretched hand for a high five as he approaches the ringside area.
Christa Adina: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome his opponent, from Austin, Texas, weighing 220lbs, Daniel Kirkbride!
Ascending the ring steps, he climbs the outside ring post, pausing with one foot on the top turnbuckle, one on the second, and points both fingers again toward the sky before dropping into the ring, arms spread wide once more, as if to almost embrace the crowd cheering his arrival. Demento paces up and down, watching Kirkbride closely and then as the music cuts the two men walk to the centre of the ring, the referee getting in between them to stop this breaking down before it even starts. Dave holds out his hand and Kirkbride shakes it, much to the appreciation of the packed First ontario Centre.
Kyle Matthews: Oh what a lovely sign of respect between the two… makes me a bit sick to be honest with you.
Trace Demon: There’s nothing wrong with a bit of respect around here but let’s make something very clear, Demento is not a man worthy of respect. He’s a star only in his own mind.
*Ding Ding*
Both competitors back off from one another and begin to circle the ring, neither wanting to rush in and make the first mistake. Demento calls for a test of strength and Kirkbride obliges. The two interlock fingers and then suddenly the pressure applied from both men is evident. They are at a stand still for a moment but then the much heavier man in Demento forces Kirkbride backward and down onto his knees. Dave then hits a couple of stomps to the face of Kirkbride before releasing his grip, backing into the ropes and running full pelt with a running boot. Kirkbride slips under the shot though and pulls Demento's other foot from under him, dropping him face first to the mat. Kirkbride quickly transitions up and over the grounded Demento and tightens a head lock on his opponent. Kirkbride torques on the hold and as Demento forces his way back to his feet Kirkbride releases, knowing when to hold out and when to move on. Kirkbride pulls Demento's arm up in a hammer lock and then quickly shifts momentum with a big back drop driver, heaving the International Champion up and dropping him onto his neck.
Kyle Matthews: You ever think that Kirkbride’s religion stuff gets in the way of his wrestling? Like do you think every time he hits a guy he’s got to apologise to God or something.
Trace Demon: Oh he’s got no problem with hitting a guy; you don’t go four and zero against some not bad opposition without being willing to fight.
Kirkbride then runs into the ropes and comes back toward Dave hitting a basement dropkick to the face. Demento rolls from the ring to shake off the stars in his head and it seems Kirkbride has taken him by surprise early on. Kirkbride not allowing too much space to corm between both men runs again into the ropes and this time springs over the top rope with a tope con hilo but Demento is out of the way in a flash causing Kirkbride to come crashing to the floor. This gives Demento the chance to crack his neck and get himself in check. He scoops up the limp body of Kirkbride and with slung over his shoulder runs the length of the ring, lawn darting him face first into the guard wall. The crowd explodes.
Joe Bishop: I’m unimpressed, anybody else unimpressed, this is totally unimpressive.
Kyle Matthews: You’re trying too hard.
Demento mounts the guard wall and beats his chest, surrounded by his cheering countrymen.
Not one for huge shows of egotism Dave jumps back down and hauls a battered Kirkbride up to his feet, over to the ring and rolls him under the bottom rope. He then climbs the apron and sling shots all 270lbs of his mass over the top rope and down in a senton onto the torso of Kirkbride. Demento hooks the leg.
… 1 …
… 2 …
Kirkbride gets a foot on the bottom rope as it seems a kick out would have been out of the question. Demento seems impressed with the never say die spirit of his opponent as he cracks a smile. He pulls Kirkbride up once again to a standing base but Kirkbride flings his hands open and delivers a series of shots to big Dave's face. He then throws a kick, which Dave catches, but then follows up with a step up enziguri that drops both men to the ground. Kirkbride, using the ropes is up first and he bounces off of the ropes, comes running full speed and nails a shining wizard on Demento who has only made it as far as his knees. Kirkbride makes a quick cover.
… 1 …
Trace Demon: Got to admit I’m impressed with this Kirkbride kid, it takes a lot of talent to make a hack like Demento look good.
Kyle Matthews: Yeah not even Bishop here could manage that.
Joe Bishop: You know what, you’re not getting the last beer now, I hope you’re happy.
Demento powers out at 1 and Kirkbride immediately realises that his opponent is still very much in this thing. Kirkbride hops up to the second rope and again with Dave only at his knees he flies off hitting another shining wizard, this time with the extra force of his height. Kirkbride doesn't make another pin fall attempt and instead raises Demento to his feet, hooks his leg and lands a fisherman buster, rolling over into a cover.
… 1 …
… 2 …
Dave kicks out on two this time and it's evident these moves are starting to have an effect on the bigger man. Kirkbride has Demento up again and throws a series of lefts and rights. He then looks for a lunging clothesline but Demento ducks and locks in a cobra clutch. Instead of maintaining the hold though he lifts Kirkbride into the air and drives him down across his knee with a backbreaker. Demento quickly scoops Kirkbride back up and with double underhooks flips him over into another backbreaker. Again he lifts Kirkbride up and this time with a half nelson hold he hits the Breaking Bad, smashing the back into his knee for a third time. Another cover.
Joe Bishop: There’s no way Demento’s getting the win with a weak ass move like that, this little boy needs to learn that when you’re the champ you’ve got to step up your game.
Jason Anders: To do that Demento would actually have to have some game.
… 1 …
… 2 …
Kirkbride kicks out hard with his legs and the pin is broken. The crowd is on their feet. Demento moves to the corner of the ring and stands, doubled over, stalking the young start up as he rises. Kirkbride is to his feet and as he turns Demento charges in with the Viking Spear but Kirkbride keeps turning, sending Dave shoulder first into the steel turnbuckle post. Kirkbride now with a school boy pin.
… 1 …
… 2 …
… Kick out!
Trace Demon: Here’s the sad thing about Demento, and I’m going to blow your mind and actually compliment the guy, but he used to have potential. There was a time when he could have been somebody, instead he got full of his own hype and ruined himself. He couldn’t control his own ego and it cost him.
Demento refuses to go down and Kirkbride is in awe of his more established opponent. Kirkbride climbs up to the top rope, looking for something high risk to finish this, but Demento throws himself onto the ropes, wobbling Kirkbride enough to crotch him on the turnbuckle. Demento moves over to the corner but instead of climbing to the top rope himself to meet Kirkbride he grabs him by the hair and throws him head over heels, back first onto the apron. Kirkbride bounces off and lands on the ground outside, his back arched from the pain searing through it. Demento staggers back now and in fact takes a knee, clearly still reeling from the cutter that came close to finishing him off only seconds ago. Kirkbride is now dragging himself to a standing base using the ring skirt and then the apron itself and he winds up sat on the apron edge. Demento now pushes himself back up to his feet and waits for the right moment. Kirkbride now, hanging onto the top rope, is standing on the apron and Demento rushes him and dives looking for the Viking Spear through the ropes. Kirkbride again though shows his wiles beyond his years and he turns and hits The New Covenant cutter on Dave, hanging his throat hard across the second rope and it's very suddenly evident that Demento is struggling to breathe as he staggers around the ring. Kirkbride quickly takes advantage of the moment slipping into the ring and rolls Dave up with a small package.
… 1 …
… 2 …
… 3 …
*Ding Ding*
Joe Bishop: Haha, yes!
Christa Adina: Ladies & gentlemen, your winner, Daniel Kirkbride!
"Alive" hits the arena PA and Daniel Kirkbride has his arm raised by the in ring official. The crowd cheers this talented rookie and they are still struggling to believe the match they have just witnessed. Kirkbride moves over to Demento who is still coughing, holding himself up by the ropes in the corner but Demento waves him away, still clearly reeling from the shot to his wind pipe. Kirkbride moves back in to check on the condition of Demento and Dave pushes him back, one hand pinching the bridge of his nose, as he finally seems to be catching his breath.
Jason Anders: Five for five, might be time to take this guy seriously.
Trace Demon: I take everybody seriously Anders, if you don’t your just begging for an upset.
Joe Bishop: This though, this isn’t an upset and Demento wants to get used to losing because when we head across the pond he’s going to lose all over the building.
It seems as if a stand off is about to ensue as Demento begins to walk toward Kirkbride, the two men staring one another down but then Demento, even in defeat, is gracious and holds out his hand, just as he said he would. Kirkbride takes it and the two men shake followed by Demento holding the victorious Kirkbride's hand aloft, pointing at him as the crowd applauds both of these great men.
Kyle Matthews: Why would you tarnish yourself by shaking Demento’s hand, I mean have a bit of respect for yourself.
Trace Demon: He’s new around here, he’ll learn.
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"The Last Time" tears through the arena and the crowd pops in a big way for the arrival of their World Heavyweight Champion. Drakz emerges from behind the curtain onto the stage, the title belt slung over his shoulder. He chuckles at the standing ovation he's receiving, a stark contrast to the crowd reaction when he was a part of The New Epoch. He saunters down to the ring and collects a mic from a ring side staff member before walking up the steel steps and ducking under the top rope.
Trace Demon: There he is, the man caretaker champion, nice of him to keep the gold warm for me until our revolution is over.
Jason Anders: He’s a nice guy, a real nice guy.
Drakz: I realised a moment ago that I've been champion for a couple of weeks now and I never did the whole mandatory state of address talk. Most people seem to jump on that straight off of the bat but as you know I was helping our good friend Alecia Matthews out last week on commentary. We wouldn't want her to call the whole show alone and lose her voice.
He readjusts the belt on his shoulder and clears his throat for the drama of it all.
Drakz: I stand before you as the victor of a war.
The crowd pops and Drakz laughs a little.
Drakz: I said I was going to walk into Madison Square Garden and walk out as the champion. It seems I did just that and to the victor goes the spoils……….Philippe I'm calling your ass out right now, BOY!
Trace Demon: Really, I don’t know if I can stand to watch Schneider get beaten again, it’s starting to lose it’s lustre.
The crowd pops even louder.
Drakz: But before you come down here I want you to know, just as you were last week…….I'm packing.
Drakz lifts his shirt and from his waist band pulls out a semi automatic………banana.
Drakz: Packing lunch baybay!
The arena erupts with laughter.
Kyle Matthews: Okay I’m gonna give him that one, that’s A-class material.
Joe Bishop: Of course you would, bet you find Modern Family hilarious.
Trace Demon: Nah credit where credit’s due, any man who can upstage Schneider is okay in my book.
Drakz: Phil if you want to get serious how about I raise the stakes? If I lose our rematch, when ever it happens, I'll go further than pulling the trigger on myself………….I'll peel this damn thing and eat it in front of the entire world God damn it!
The crowd is in hysterics.
Drakz: But I'm afraid coming out to the ring and beating on your own friend isn't enough to earn you a title shot I'm afraid sunshine. Bringing a loaded firearm to a wrestling show also doesn't mean a great deal to me. The world watched me beat you at Superbrawl, something, I'm comfortable saying, they didn't think would happen. Everyone had you pegged as the best in the world. The legend of all legends. The man with the longest title reign in WFWF history, yet here I stand one submission victory up and now with this piece of gold on my arm. You need to work a little harder before I give you the chance at retribution my friend because right now there is only one man on my radar, and that is the guy with red in his hair. I think he's……..right about……
Drakz looks up into the balconies of the building until he finds The Final Revolution's commentary booth.
Drakz: There.
Jason Anders: Where does he-
Trace Demon: Shut up and listen.
He stops looking and raises his hand pointing directly at the distant booth.
Drakz: Trace Demon did a strange thing at the garden. He didn't help me win, but he didn't stop me either. Some people seem to think we're in cahoots. Some people think perhaps I wouldn't have won if Trace hadn't grabbed Dex by the leg when he did. It's hard work convincing your critics I tell you. Even after the match of the century at Superbrawl people still have reason to doubt me. Now I know Lila Sleater probably wants to give Trace Demon a rematch as much as she wants a second hole in her arse but if memory serves me and you have a little score to settle Trace. I believe it's one all if memory serves?
The in house audience is losing their mind as Drakz hypes the PPV main event possibilities. The commentary booth has gone oddly quiet.
Drakz: How about we settle this once and for all? You brought me back here for a reason. You visited me when my back was broken and offered me a new contract for a reason. I believe this to be that reason. In a few weeks time we will be flying to my home country of England for "The Clash" and at the top of that card I want to see:
Drakz holds his free hand up in the air and marks out each word as though visualising the poster.
Drakz: Drakz vs. Trace Demon for the WFWF World Heavyweight Championship. One on one. Let's finally put this to bed Trace. What do you say? As though I even have to ask. Leave the team mates in the locker room and see if you can beat me a second time. Fool me once, etc etc. Until next time folks.
"The Last Time" hits the PA again and Drakz makes his way back up the ramp, walking backwards, his eyes on the custom built commentary booth, too far up to really see inside. We cut away from the scene and up to that exact booth to focus in on Trace Demon’s face as he stares at Drakz on a monitor, a look of murderous intent in his eyes.
Trace Demon: It’s on.
Backstage, Penny Shannon and Josh Dean are sitting in the trainer's room with National Champion Nikki Dean. Nikki has calmed slightly from her previous outburst. Entering the room, International Champion Dave Demento joins the rest of SOS.
Dave Demento: Hey guys. How are you feeling, Nikki?
Nikki Dean: About as good as I can be, given the situation.
Dave Demento: Yeah, it's never fun being back here. Josh, Penny and I have spent more than enough time in this room and on that table.
Nikki Dean: I don't plan on making this a habit.
Big Dave nods his head in agreement with Nikki's tenacity.
Dave Demento: My advice, don't cut corners during rehab.
Josh Dean: Dave's right, honey. I know you're already thinking about the road back, but let's take it one step at a time.
Dave Demento: Why hasn't she got it x-rayed?
Penny Shannon: We're not leaving until Josh's match is over.
Nikki Dean: SOS sticks together in the good times and bad times.
Dave Demento: Damn right we do!
There's a knock on the door. A stagehand pokes his head inside.
Stagehand: I know that you guys asked for sone privacy. And I hate to interrupt, but Josh you're up next.
Josh Dean: Ok.
Josh grabs his hoodie from the trainer's table and kisses Nikki.
Nikki Dean: I love you.
Josh Dean: I love you, too. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Dave puts an arm around Josh as the two men exit the trainer's room. In the hallway, Josh turns toward Dave.
Josh Dean: Make sure she's comfortable.
Dave Demento: You got it. Go handle your business, we'll be right here when you get back.
Josh pats Dave on the back before turning on his heel and walking toward the ring. We zoom in on Big Dave's face.
Dave Demento: Sh*t, what are we going to do?
Again we head back to the commentators booth where this time Kyle Matthews and Joe Bishop are doing push-ups on the floor while Trace Demon and Jason Anders sit down looking a bit awkward.
Trace Demon: There a reason they’re doing this? Think I dozed off during that trainer’s room stuff.
Jason Anders: Matthews took the piss out of Bishop’s shoe laces.
Trace Demon: And that led to this?
Jason Anders: Yeah.
Trace Demon: Huh… makes sense to me.
Jason Anders: You think I should go check on Nikki, make sure she’s okay?
Trace Demon: I think we need to hire you a chick to get rid of your blue balls, that’s what I think.
"This Will Be the Day" hits over the PA and the lights turn darker. The first guitar rift kicks in and Garrett steps out and flings the hood of his red zip-up hoodie off. Garrett psyches himself up while walking down the ramp and stops right before the chorus hits. When it does hit, Garrett runs and slides into the ring and leaps to the far corner's second turnbuckle, throwing his jacket off in front of the announcer's table. He repeats to the other turnbuckle closest to the announcer's table and screams "I am golden!" before stepping back down off the turnbuckle and into his corner.
Christa Adina: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is your co main event of the evening. Introducing first, from Sacramento, California, weighing in at 230 pounds. He is one half of the WFWF World Tag Team Champions "The Golden Boy" Jayson Garrett!
Jason Anders: One of Dex’s running buddies right there, right?
Trace Demon: Right, disappointing really because this kid’s got potential but if you hang with losers you remain a loser.
Kyle Matthews: I so won the push-up challenge!
Joe Bishop: In your dreams.
The opening riffs of the song hit and the hue dims to where the entrance way is barely visible. A few seconds play as the entrance way becomes filled by someone in the dimness before the lyrics start to play.
Remember my name As I flow through your life A thousand oceans I have flown And cold, cold spirits of ice
Lights flash red as the visage of the man stands in the entrance way, back facing the ring. His head hangs low as he turns and kneels on one knee facing the ring. He sits there for a moment, collecting his thoughts.
All my life I am the echo of your past
He pushes up to a standing position as the hue returns to normal and golden pyros rain down as Josh Dean is the man on the stage. The crowd gives him a respectful applause as Josh raises his head, adopting his trademark spread arm pose as he begins to walk down the ramp.
Christa Adina: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 225 pounds. He is "The Franchise" Josh Dean!
I am returning, the echo of a point in time Distant faces shine A thousand warriors I have known
Josh drops his arms to his side as he continues his descent down the ramp. A few fans along the ringside get to slap hands with Josh as he walks up the stairs, looking out into the crowd as he walks to the middle of the apron.
And laughing, as the spirits appear All your life Shadows of another day
Josh looks toward the inside of the ring and steps one leg into the ring, with the second following slowly as he enters the ring. Staring a hole through The Golden Boy, Josh walks toward the corner nearest to the announce table and climbs the turnbuckle.
And if you hear me talking on the wind You’ve got to understand We must remain Perfect Strangers.
Kyle Matthews: God that entrance felt like it took forever, we can’t show a lesbian coming to the ring but we can afford an hour for that?
Jason Anders: That’s what happens when you’ve got a woman running the show who doesn’t know what she’s doing.
Josh spreads his arms in his trademark pose while letting out a primal scream. He puts his arms down and climbs down from the turnbuckle and adopts his spread arm pose as he walks from one side of the ring to the other, gauging the crowd’s reaction before taking off his hoodie and toboggan. Josh motions for a microphone. A stage hand gives him a mic through the ropes.
Kyle Matthews: What now we’ve got to hear him talk as well?
Josh Dean: Ok, cut the music. Now I've got more important matters that require my attention, so I'm not going to drag on and waist your time when there’s a match to get done with. But I got some things I want to get off my chest about Grudge. We all saw the artist formerly known as Yukio Blaze come out to this ring and explain in his very cryptic way that he wants three wishes to be granted before he retires. And as a guy that has retired before, a lot of what he said made sense. Nothing in this business is forever and nothing is ever guaranteed. And I guess Yukio has decided it's time and wants to get the grand send off like so many before him.
Josh starts pace the ring.
Josh Dean: Now, for the sake of being cryptic, Yukio said something that didn't quite add up to me. He said he wanted a young guy to be the one to kill the myth of Yukio Blaze, then he calls me out. A twelve year veteran of the sport, and more or less refers to me as a rookie. Now in 2007, I may have been the new guy in town and I'll never forget guys like Yukio and Wayne McGurk for taking me under their wing and showing me how things worked in WFWF. But I'm a veteran now Yukio and I don't know if it's because you knew me back then or if you saw the absolute hell that I'm willing to put myself through against Philip Schneider, but you barked up the wrong tree calling me out. So Yukio Blaze, you want me to kill the legend of The Random Hero and make him a martyr. Be careful what you wish for with these last three wishes, because you've got it!
Josh drops the mic.
Trace Demon: Josh Dean vs. Yukio Blaze, now that’s going to put asses into seats right there.
Joe Bishop: You know what I’d do if I had a free wish?
Kyle Matthews: Wish that you never lost the International Championship?
Joe Bishop: Why did we bring you in again?
DING DING!
Josh and Jayson circle the ring looking to feel each other out. There's a tie up, collar and elbow. A stalemate for position leads to Josh taking Jayson over with a deep armdrag. Jayson rolls to his feet and adjusts his boots before the two superstars lock up again. After another battle for position, its Jayson who gets the deep armdrag. Josh rolls to his feet and adjusts his elbow pad. They circle the ring once again and lock up. A step under and Josh locks up an arm wringer. He jerks the arm, bringing Jayson to a knee. Jayson rolls to his back and kicks Josh off. Josh rolls through and on the lock up, Jayson takes Josh down with a side headlock hiptoss. Josh arches his back to keep his shoulders off the mat and locks up a head scissors. Jayson spins to pivot on his head and pops his head out. He frees it and Josh scrambles to his feet. The crowd roars in appreciation of the back and forth.
Joe Bishop: I’ve seen better wrestling in a strip club.
Kyle Matthews: Nobody here believes you’ve ever been to a strip club Joe, well, maybe a male one.
Jayson fixes his hair and both men circle the ring once again and lock up. Josh takes control with a side headlock, before spinning to his back. He picks Jayson's ankles and he hits face first on the mat. Josh spins and grabs a front chancery. Jayson pushes on the leg and tries to create space, but Josh keeps the chest pressure on Jayson's neck. Jayson explodes with a sit out switch and takes Josh's back. Josh fights the hands as he stands and rolls through, looking for a knees or toe hold attack on the leg, but Jayson dives to the ropes for a break. Josh gets to his feet and Jason catches him with a big right hand to the jaw that snaps Josh's head back. Josh fires back with a right cross of his own. He moves in and grabs a single collar tie and lands a knee to the ribs, followed by a big knife edge chop that pops through the arena!
Crowd: WOOO!
Jason Anders: Well that’s generic.
Trace Demon: Even Canadian’s occasionally make mistakes.
Jayson, not to be outdone, unloads a big chop of his own. Josh fires back with another big chop that's answered by Jayson. Josh changes pace and rocks him with a European Uppercut that staggers Jayson to the ropes, and he follows with a roundhouse kick to the ribs that sends him back into the corner. Josh looking for the Irish Whip, Jayson reverses and sends Josh to the corner. Josh climbs the turnbuckle and flips over and Jayson comes crashing chest first into the turnbuckle. Jayson stumbles out of the corner and Josh plants him into the mat with a snap powerslam! Cover by Josh,
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Kick out by Jayson!
Joe Bishop: Finding it really hard to decide who to root for, you know, to get hit in the face some more.
Trace Demon: You and me both.
Josh gets to a knee and picks Jayson up by the head, then fires off a big forearm strike to the side of the head. Jayson goes to the eyes, and Josh stumbles back holding his face. As Josh clears his face, Jayson nails him with a Pele Kick. Josh staggers and Jayson takes him up and drives him down with a Reverse Atomic Drop. Josh drops to his knees and Jayson cracks him a big Superkick! Cover by Jayson,
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Kick out by Josh!
Jayson takes a moment to check his profile before going back to work on Josh, who is checking his jaw. Jayson picks him up and Irish Whips him into the corner, before charging in and cracking him with a step up knee to the jaw! Grabbing the head, he follows it up with a big running bulldog that plants Josh face first into the mat. Jayson pulls Josh up and wraps him up. He looks for the Sacramento Trio, but Josh block the attempt. A punch the neck loosens him up and Jayson takes him up and over, with a rotation of the hips until he completes the Trio (Triple German). Cover by Jayson,
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Josh kicks out!
Jason Anders: Oh a kickout and is that veteran instincts or just really weak offence by Garrett?
Trace Demon: Don’t you have to have a storied career to have veteran instincts?
Jayson is starting to show some frustration as he picks Josh up to his feet. Josh fights back with a punch to the side of the head and a European Uppercut, only for Jayson to cut him off to the ribs with a knee lift. Jayson hits the ropes and charges in, planting Josh with a big running Tornado DDT! Jayson opts not to go for the cover instead chooses to wear Josh down with a reverse Chinlock. Josh is struggling to maintain air as he carries Jayson's weight on him. He gets to a knee and there is a big back elbow the floating ribs that loosens the hold. Josh hits the ropes and Jason cuts him off on the rebound with a Tilt a whirl backbreaker! He pulls Josh up, double underhooks and sends him overhead with the Royal Monarchy (Butterfly Suplex)! Floater into the cover,
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Kick out by Josh!
Trace Demon: See that’s the kind of offence Garrett can manage and it’s just proof that Lila’s whole attitude is driving these talented guys to seek refuge with people who can’t teach them a thing.
Jayson looks at the ref and motions for a three count, but the ref only calls two, and the A-Lister's frustration is reaching a fever pitch. He picks Josh up and drops him across the knee with a Pendulum Backbreaker, before transitioning to the Hornet's Sting. Josh yells out in pain as Jayson grinds him down. A timely kick knocks Jayson off balance, but Josh is still feeling the effects of the match and is still on the mat. Jayson runs to the ropes and looks for the springboard moonsault, bit eats a ribcage full of Josh's knees! He flops around holding his ribcage. Josh is to his feet as Jayson struggles to get to his. Josh catches Jayson with the Almost Famous (STO Backbreaker into a Cutter) out of nowhere! Both men are down because of the damage and the ref looks for the count,
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Josh turns over for the cover,
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Jayson gets the shoulder up!
Kyle Matthews: So Anders, when are we going to address the fact you want to bone this dude’s wife?
Jason Anders: Hey, I’m a gentleman and she’s a lady, there’s no boning involved.
Trace Demon: There’s never any boning involved with you, that’s your whole problem.
Josh looks at the ref this time before pushing himself to his feet. Jayson is slowly getting up and Josh cracks him with a stiff jab to the bridge of the nose. Jayson swing and misses with a big Haymaker, and off the shoulder roll Josh makes him pay with a beautiful cross to the temple, followed by a hard kick to the inside thigh that knocks Jayson's balance off. Josh with a stalemate and he follows up with a brutal soccer kick to the spine that stiffens Jayson up. Josh measures and looks for the low angle Yakuza Kick, but Jayson evades and looks to schoolboy Josh. But he rolls through and is up to his feet. Jayson is up and Josh cuts him off with a huge Blue Thunder Driver! Pinning combination,
1....
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3-No Jayson gets the shoulder up!
Joe Bishop: Oh thought he had him there!
Trace Demon: You seemed genuinely excited for a second.
Joe Bishop: Yeah for this match to end.
Josh's expression is one of shock. He stands up and motions for the Bankrupt (Rolling Cutter), but Jayson rolls Josh up in a victory roll!
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Kick out by Josh!
Trace Demon: Jayson Garrett catches Dean off guard and that right there is the problem with Dean, he’s been around so long yet he’s still falling for the most basic tricks going.
Jason Anders: Well that’s why he’s never gone anywhere, the guy doesn’t know how to capitalise on his experience, he just drifts along.
Jayson gets up and charges with urgency at Josh and crashes into him in the corner with huge forearm smash. Josh stumbles out of the corner and he rolls out of the ring. Jayson charges in and dives for the Suicide Dive, but misses and crashes chest first into the rail as Josh slides into ring. Full sprint for Josh as rebounds off the ropes. Jayson tries to recover but it's too late as Josh soars over the top rope and crashes into Jayson with a no hand Somersault Plancha! Josh gingerly gets to his feet and rolls Jayson into the ring. Josh slides into the ring and looks for the pin,
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Jayson gets the shoulder up!
Joe Bishop: And yet the rookie right there has already captured gold and been in a world title match with yours truly, how does Dean think he’s even still got a place on this roster?
Josh goes out to the apron as Jayson gets to his feet. He springboard up to the top rope, looking for the big clothesline, but Jayson moves out of the way. Josh rolls out and Jayson catches him coming up with a big overhead belly to belly suplex! Josh is down and Jayson goes up to the top rope, signalling for EGADS. Josh labors to his feet and strikes Jayson in the back, causing him to crotch himself on the top rope. Josh pulls him off the ropes and charges across the ropes! Buckle Bomb! Josh comes in and and drops him with a swinging neckbreaker! Cover,
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Kick out by Jayson.
Kyle Matthews: You know if he fought a bit more like this more often then maybe his tag partner wouldn’t have ran off.
Trace Demon: Ratboy Landon? Garrett’s better off without him.
Off the neckbreaker Josh is looking to put this bad boy away. He locks Jayson up possibly for the Franchiser (Chickenwing Suplex), but Jason elbows his way out. Jayson with a kick to the gut, he wraps up Josh with a vertical suplex and tosses him into the corner with it. Jayson smells blood and backs up to the opposite corner. He charges in looking for The Golden Boot, but Josh moves out of the way and Jayson gets caught up in the ropes! Jayson stumbles out of the corner and Josh pounces, lifting Jayson up to his shoulders. CHAPTER 11 (ROYAL FLUSH)! Josh hooks the legs,
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3!!!!!!
DING DING!
Joe Bishop: Finally Dean wins a match, only took him forever to do it.
Kyle Matthews: Least now he can pretend like he’s the one with balls in his marriage.
Christa Adina: Here is your winner, "The Franchise" Josh Dean!
Josh Dean doesn’t wait around as he leaps out of the ring and begins to make his way backstage to be with his wife once more. Garrett is slumped in the corner following his defeat when "Beware" hits over the PA and out comes the midget security force, followed closely by DMK, Samael, and Zmey.
Trace Demon: Oh now we’re getting somewhere, midgets, a dragon and… well, and the odd man out Samael but not even his lack of talent can ruin the KKK!
Jason Anders: They could really do with rebranding though.
DMK is shouting orders at them. Garrett stumbles up to his feet looking to fight, though after the brutal match he has a clear disadvantage. The midgets go up the steps one by one and surround the ring with and DMK, Samuel, and Zmey on the ramp. Just when the midgets step in the ring, just like last show, the lights go out. They turn on. No rats now, it's Chase Landon. The crowd explodes as he takes down all the midgets with a series of kicks. Samuel, at the orders of DMK, charges the ring, but Chase hits a suicide dive and swings wildly. DMK tells Zmey to stay back and they leave when Samuel squirms free and sprints back up the ramp. The crowd is chanting "Landon!" at this point.
Jason Anders: I’m not a fan of rats.
Trace Demon: I’m not a fan of champions who vanish for two months but still get to keep their titles because our general manager doesn’t know what she’s doing so I guess we’re on equal footing there Anders.
Chase walks off with Jayson still in the ring, leaning on the ropes looking stunned. We fade out to commercial.
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Post by Rated R on Oct 2, 2014 14:23:59 GMT -5
Camera cuts to Christa Adina centre ring.
Christa Adina: The following match, set for one fall with television time remaining, is the main event for The Takeover!
Trace Demon: Time to watch Dex get his ass kicked yet again.
Jason Anders: You’d think the kid would realize he just doesn’t belong this far up the card.
The fans cheer wildly momentarily. The lights throughout the entire area blacken, leaving the entire arena in question. The lights begin to flash simultaneously to "To Glory", the guitar riffs echo throughout the entire arena, the fans explode as the theme becomes more symphonic. The lights reveal the WFWF World Heavyweight Champion, Dex. He is wearing his black Judo Gi, signaling his true mental alertness he throws a fist into the air. The fans cheer even louder as he begins to walk down the aisle way, gripping onto his World Title that shines incredibly bright in the lowly lit entrance ramp.
Christa Adina: Introducing first, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in tonight at two hundred and thirty three pounds, he is the former WFWF World Heavyweight champion, This is DEX!
He walks on-wards with a smile on his face, demonstrating true confidence as well. He slides into the ring, putting his title first and delicately sliding it into the ring. He picks up the title and raises it into the air as the cold gripping corners explode white smoke into the air. He holds the title until the amazing pyrotechnic display has run it's course. Prepping for the physical bout he's about to partake in, Dex strips of his Judo Gi, revealing his in-ring attire.
Trace Demon: You know what’s really weird, Dex still acts like he’s got that title when he comes down to the ring. Weird that.
Kyle Matthews: I think you broke him.
Christa Adina: And his opponent..
“Trust Nobody” by Ill Bill hits over the P/A system and a familiar face makes his way through the curtain. Not Phillip Schneider as we're expecting, but former WFWF Tag Team champion, “The Notorious” Pierce Deville. Deville has a painted on smirk across his face. Phillip Schneider makes his way through the curtain, a spit mask on and a plain blue scrub shirt, black shorts with “Bite Me” and illustrated drawing of Hannibal Lecter on them.
Christa Adina: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by “his real deal best friend in the world” Pierce Deville, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in tonight at two hundred and ten pounds, he is a two time former WFWF World Heavyweight champion and a two time inductee into the WFWF Hall of Fame, “The King of Gore, The Rated X Superstar, God Himself, the Prophet of Ash...” Phillip Schneider!
Joe Bishop: So who does Schneider think he is tonight, a star in a gritty TV show?
Kyle Matthews: Please like anyone would hire that ugly bastard to work on TV. Plus he’s hanging with a convicted felon.
Schneider makes his way down the ramp, bopping his head to the music. He peels off the scrub top, tossing it aside. As he makes his way up the ramp, he begins work to remove the bite guard, slowly working it off of his head. He climbs into the ring, wiping his hair out of his eyes.
Jason Anders: Bringing out Deville like this has to be a jab at Percy.
Trace Demon: Oh like anyone cares what one hobo does to mock another, especially when one of those hobo’s is a guy so obsessed with a title that he’ll never have again.
Schneider has a demonic grin on his face. Bell sounds and this match is under way. Both men circle around the ring. Dex calls for a lock up. Rather than locking up, with Dex's hands up, Schneider jumps in and takes the advantage, a spinning back kick to the stomach. He grabs Dex in a thai clinch, throwing a vicious knee to the face before releasing Dex. Dex is discombobulated, slowly trying to regain his bearings. Schneider throws a football like kick to Dex's ribs as Dex crawls on his hands and knees. Dex grabs Schneider's ankle, able to take the longest reigning former Heavyweight champion of the World off of his feet with a single leg takedown. Dex mounts Schneider. He's going for a ground and pound of sorts. He gets a few palm strikes off before Schneider catches a hand, biting down on Dex's fingers. Dex flips to his back on the mat in pain. Schneider quickly scrambles to his feet and jumps, double stomping onto Dex's chest, sliding into a senton.
Trace Demon: Got to say I’m quite enjoying this match so far.
Joe Bishop: Anything to do with the fact Dex is getting his ass kicked?
Trace Demon: That and watching Schneider try and act like he’s still a somebody around here.
Schneider makes a cover on Dex, not even bothering to hook the leg. Referee goes down for the count, but Dex kicks out with authority at one, enough authority that he actually kicks Schneider off of him, rolling over and putting himself into a crossface. Schneider quickly grasps his hands, then flips backwards with a bridge. Schneider is bending Dex's face, head, and neck in a horrible way. Dex is stuck in this vile submission hold in the center of the ring, struggling to go anywhere. Not wanting a submission from this though, Schneider releases. Dex rolls and scrambles back to his feet. Schneider rushes at Dex. Dex fires off a sick superkick, stopping Schneider in his tracks. Dex runs at Schneider, grabbing him and spinning, driving Schneider's head into the mat with a tornado DDT.
Kyle Matthews: So who in their right mind thought that Dex could carry this company as the World Heavyweight Champion?
Trace Demon: Well Shawn Malakai was dying so he wasn’t exactly in his right mind. Actually yeah, why didn’t we sue for impaired judgment?
Dex grabs Schneider as he gets up. Front facelock leads into a double arm DDT from Dex. Dex goes to the legs of Schneider. He's looking for a sharpshooter but Schneider scoots backwards, scooting all the way to the bottom rope, grasping the rope and then rolling out underneath the bottom rope, to the arena floor. Schneider wandering around ringside momentarily. Dex runs into the far ropes and then rebounds, diving over the near rope, all the way to the floor and wiping Schneider out on the arena floor with a suicide dive, sending both men careening into the ringside protective guardrail. Dex back to his feet. He lets out a mighty roar of rage. He pulls Schneider up. Schneider is dead weight. Dex lifts him and rolls him into the ring, Schneider's hip banging off of the ring apron as he's rag doll rolled into the ring. Dex climbs to the ring apron and does a front flip over the top rope, landing on Schneider with a big elbow smash.
Kyle Matthews: Oh look at me I’m Dex, I’m a science experiment who might be an angel and I can do flippity flips.
Trace Demon: That… was… so spot on.
Dex is back to his feet immediately. Standing senton onto Phillip Schneider, but it's caught with knees. Dex bounces off, staggering across the mat on his feet in pain. Schneider gets to his feet. Charging shoulder to the back from Schneider sends Dex into the buckles. Dex turns around. Knife edged chop from Schneider. A second chop. And a third. Dex grabs Schneider, spinning him around and firing into his chest with a chop of his own, a second, a third, a fourth and Schneider goes to the eyes. Dex is forced to let Schneider out of the corner as he's been jabbed in the eyes. Schneider comes from behind Dex and clips his leg. Dex does a half flip and crashes to the mat. Schneider does a bit of a Garvin stomp, stomping the left leg, then the right leg, then the stomach. But he stops on the stomach. A second stomp on the stomach. Then a third. Then a dropping headbutt into the stomach. Schneider puts the point of his elbow into Dex's stomach, then puts all of his weight on that point, a one armed push up almost on just the point of his elbow in Dex's stomach.
Jason Anders: I hope we’re not liable for the injuries that Dex is going to sustain in this match, I mean he was already smarting after being embarrassed last week.
Trace Demon: Embarrassed, shown up, beaten, yeah a pretty average week for him.
Schneider rolls to his feet. He fumbles for a moment in his pocket. The referee stops him. He's pulled out flash paper and a lighter, but the referee sees him and is able to stop him. The referee takes the illegal contraband from Schneider, taking it across the ring and disposing of it. With the referee's back turned, as Dex rises to his feet, Schneider kicks him with a field goal style kick between the legs. Dex back down holding his mommy daddy button, Schneider runs and drops a knee onto the exposed ribs of Dex. Dex rolls flat on his back. Schneider pulls Dex to his feet. He lifts Dex into the air, driving his head into the mat with a vicious brainbuster. But Schneider's not satisfied. He pulls Dex up and drives him into the mat with a second brainbuster.
Trace Demon: Oh ho I think he just knocked Dex the f**k out.
Joe Bishop: Anyone else want the popcorn?
Kyle Matthews: Nobody is falling for that trick Joe, we’re not the teenage girls you usually hook up with.
Dex is out. He's not moving at all. The referee tries to check on him, Schneider throws the referee out of the way. Schneider goes to the corner. From the inside of the ring, he scales to the second rope, then the top rope. He dives off, driving both feet into the stomach of Dex. Schneider actually crashes as he slips off of Dex's body. Dex rolls and begins spitting up blood. Schneider pulls Dex to a vertical base again, lifting him up and driving him into the mat with a third brainbuster. The referee once again tries to check on Dex, who's mouth is now coated in regurgitated blood, but backs away when Schneider approaches him with rage. Schneider goes to the corner again. All the way to the top rope. Flying elbow smash from Schneider, driving him elbow into the stomach of Dex. Dex can't help himself, he spits blood straight upwards, coating himself and Schneider into the exhumed vital fluids.
Joe Bishop: Okay I don’t need any more popcorn. Anders?
Jason Anders: Yeah I’ll pass unless you want to see my lunch.
Trace Demon: Oh come on, this is tame, this is Saturday morning cartoons at best.
Schneider can't help but smile. He climbs to his feet, heading to the corner again and for the third time he dives off, this time with a second double stomp, again directly to the stomach of Dex. Dex rolls over and is actively vomiting blood onto the mat. Schneider, satisfied with his damage, rolls Dex to his back. At this point it's just for show, but Schneider makes the cover. The referee makes a count as Dex continues to spew the crimson. 1....2....3.
Jason Anders: Thank god that’s over.
Trace Demon: I’m disappointed, thought Schneider was at least going to make it interesting. Ah well least he finished off the little spirit I let Dex have left.
Bell sounds. “Trust Nobody” by Ill Bill hits. Schneider sits up. He's covered in Dex's blood, simply covered. The ring looks like an operating room with the blood everywhere. EMTs rush to the ring to tend to Dex. Schneider blows him a kiss, then demands the referee raise his hand. The referee is trying to tend to the injured Dex, but Schneider literally pulls him away from Dex, demanding that his hand is raised. The referee finally raises Schneider's hand. Schneider breaks away, getting in close in the camera.
Phillip Schneider: That's on your head, Trace.
Trace Demon: Is he talking to me? I’m the only one here so he must be talking to me.
Kyle Matthews: We’re all here, he used your name.
Trace Demon: Dramatic licence Kyle, come on now.
Schneider raises his hands, literally coated with Dex' blood.
Phillip Schneider: Blood's not on my hands, Trace. The blood's on your hands. This is your fault, Trace. He's the first of many. Give me my belt, Drakz. Or the bodies are just going to keep piling up.
Trace Demon: No the blood’s literally on your hands Schneider, you should get that checked out, don’t you know he’s an angelic science experiment. Probably some weird stuff in that blood.
Schneider rolls out of the ring, rolling right past the EMTs stretchering Dex out. Even The Deville can't believe what he's just seen, his shock juxtaposed across his face the same as the sold out crowd. Schneider seems uncaring, heading to the back with a whimsical step. But halfway up the ramp, he turns around. Schneider stomps back towards the ring, heading right for the stretcher. And he walks right past it, heading into the corner to grab the mask he wore to the ring, then literally skipping past the stretcher and making his way to the back.
Trace Demon: Ladies and gentlemen…
All eyes turn towards the commentary booth because Trace isn’t speaking over a headset now, he’s sat on top of the booth with his legs dangling over the front. Jason Anders, Joe Bishop and Kyle Matthews stand behind him, The Final Revolution showing a united front.
Trace Demon: What you see in front of you lying on that stretcher is a personification of everything that is wrong with Lila Sleater’s vision of the WFWF. That man was handpicked to be your WFWF World Heavyweight Champion, he was handed the title because Shawn Malakai and Lila Sleater thought that that was the way we do things around here so let me ask you, is that the way things are done in the WFWF?
The vocal Ontario crowd erupt in a huge chorus of “no”, supporting their home town boy all the way.
Trace Demon: Now look at him, now look at little Dex, the poor boy’s all broken. Phillip Schneider just killed his career and why? Because Dex can’t handle the fight, because Dex isn’t made to be a champion. But Lila Sleater thought he was. That’s just one mistake that Lila Sleater has made but it’s the clearest one to prove that she does not belong in the WFWF. We will not accept being told what to do, who to wrestle and when to do it by a woman who isn’t even fit to lick my f*****g shoes! So my faithful Canadian’s, my brothers in arms, join me…
Trace Demon stands now and almost the entire arena does the same, Trace Demon knowing exactly what crowd he’s playing to here tonight.
Trace Demon: As we demand a revolution. We want a revolution!
First Trace.
The Final Revolution: We want a revolution!
Then the four of them.
Crowd: We want a revolution!
Now half the crowd.
Crowd: WE WANT A REVOLUTION!
Now them all, the entire arena shaking as the Ontario crowd support their fellow Canadian in a deafening war cry of epic proportions.
Crowd: WE WANT A REVOLUTION! WE WANT A REVOLUTION! WE WANT A REVOLUTION! WE WANT A REVOLUTION!
And so it goes, continuously and unending, a clear message sent that Trace Demon’s revolution has far more support than it has any right to. And as WFWF Takeover fades out one message has been sent quite clearly. At least here in Canada…
Crowd: WE WANT A REVOLUTION!
Fade to black.
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Post by Rated R on Oct 2, 2014 14:25:31 GMT -5
A big thanks to everyone who contributed to the results including Drakz, Progs, Josh, Mike, Garrett and Schneider plus whoever I've missed. Pretty good show I think and I had a lot of fun writing all the commentary for it. New card will be up later tonight as well.
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Post by The Gangsta on Oct 2, 2014 16:03:58 GMT -5
Wow. Great show. I can just imagine the crowd roaring in the main event and the amount of blood in the ring. How the hell can we top this off with the next one?
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 2, 2014 16:27:55 GMT -5
Wow. Great show. I can just imagine the crowd roaring in the main event and the amount of blood in the ring. How the hell can we top this off with the next one? That's nothing. Go back and read SuperBrawl.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2014 16:58:19 GMT -5
Wow. Great show. I can just imagine the crowd roaring in the main event and the amount of blood in the ring. How the hell can we top this off with the next one? That's nothing. Go back and read SuperBrawl. Read the pre-show on WFWF.com before you do. It'll give you some understanding of the events of the event.
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Post by CM Poor on Oct 2, 2014 20:22:18 GMT -5
I love a good Obo slaughterfest.
I'm going to try and commit a segment to the next show. I'd implore my fellow non-Final Revolution/Saviors of Salvation/KoKaine Konspiracy writers to do the same. This was a great show for such a short card, but there's a good chunk of us not committed to a stable right now, so try and get your name out there.
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Post by Cameron Stone on Oct 2, 2014 21:03:58 GMT -5
Ah, so my idea to be in Penny's corner wasn't even shot down, just ignored and me never responded to. Got it
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Post by Drakz on Oct 3, 2014 11:59:45 GMT -5
Sorry Cam, it was Mike who wrote that match. I had forgotten about that suggestion and to be honest think I would have said no to it anyway as Shannon is more than capable of handling herself, plus she has the rest of her stable etc etc etc.
Plus from the way I interpreted the set up for this match it's not as if you and Penny are bosom buddies, but you earned one another's respect at Superbrawl?
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