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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 16:27:07 GMT -5
I've been watching a lot of 90's ECW and WWF events lately and couldn't help but notice that the "color commentator" was so entertaining.
Heard a good one today, which inspired me to make this thread.
ECW Heatwave 2000 (Corino vs. Lynn)
Cyrus: I gotta say, those Jasmine St. Clair pictures on the ECW web-site, I may have to go home and check my hard drive.
Styles: I think it's more like a floppy disc in your case.
I'll post more later. What are some of your favorites lines?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 16:41:11 GMT -5
J.R and King's banter during the Booker T-Triple H match at Mania 19 was just simply hilarious and made the match more interesting.
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Post by The Sexy Psychotic on Apr 8, 2012 16:43:10 GMT -5
During the Kennel From Hell match, man JR and King's commentary slay's me haha.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 16:59:04 GMT -5
BAW GAWD KING
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:02:57 GMT -5
Speaking of returns....how can we forgot Todd Grisham's riveting "It's...it's Christian" call during his return. Was moved to tears that day.
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Post by bad guy™ on Apr 8, 2012 17:19:04 GMT -5
"TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE!" - J.R., after Jeff Hardy hit the Whisper in the Wind. I forget who he was facing though. Haha.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:24:13 GMT -5
That dude that was guest commentator at King of the Ring 1993 "How much does this guy weigh?", every single time lmao
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Post by jammer311 on Apr 8, 2012 17:48:42 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan at Royal Rumble 93. When Shawn injured Marty's shoulder, Bobby said, "now what I would do is piledrive him on the steal steps. That way you break both shoulders and crack his skull open." Such great words of advice by The Brain.
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Post by Nivro™ on Apr 8, 2012 20:28:46 GMT -5
"What the hell, use the bell"
Still one of my all time favorite Heenan lines
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 22:28:09 GMT -5
"Fair to Flair" - Bobby Heenan
"One...TWO...HE GOT HIM! Nope..." - Vince McMahon
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Post by herecomesthehate on Apr 8, 2012 22:37:38 GMT -5
Dont remember who said this, but i think it was reffering to hogans theme
" You know this is my 2nd favorite WWF theme"
"im almost scared to ask, but what is your 1st favorite?"
"All the other themes are tied for first"
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Post by drifter on Apr 9, 2012 0:04:08 GMT -5
Gorilla: Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling.
Brain: And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!
Brain: Don't touch that referee Perfect!
Gorilla: Why? A disqualification will save his title.
Brain: OK. Then nail him!
Gorilla: How do you sleep at night?
Brain: Oh, on my side, usually...
Gorilla: Listen to this crowd Brain, it's deafening in here!
Brain: What? I can't hear you, it's deafening in here!
Gorilla: I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner.
Brain: He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!
(Ultimate Warrior makes his entrance)
Brain: Here comes Captain Schitzo!!
Gorilla: Will you stop?
Brain: Why? This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Post by kazoosandstreamers on Apr 9, 2012 0:10:36 GMT -5
Heenan always had the best lines.
Lawler had some good ones back in the day, too.
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Post by Daniel F'n Bryan on Apr 9, 2012 1:08:02 GMT -5
Vince's What a Manuver was always a good one. And those Heenan lines are  ing epic! |
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Post by jasonphoenix1 on Apr 9, 2012 2:44:16 GMT -5
Johnny Polo " Aww He's biting him Gorilla for goodness sake!"
Gorilla Monsoon "What's wrong with that?"
Johnny Polo "It's Illegal!"
Gorilla Monsoon "There's no disqualifications here."
Johhny Polo "It's not nice. It's unethical, immoral"
Here is the entire commentary for the match it is very funny but that is my favorite part.
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Post by LeighD on Apr 9, 2012 6:47:43 GMT -5
Talking about Hacksaw Jim Duggan at WrestleMania VI
Jesse Ventura - Wait a minute. He just pushed the referee!"
Gorilla Monsoon - Oh I didn't see that
Jesse Ventura - Whaaaaat?
Tito Santana vs. Barbarian at WrestleMania VI:
Jesse Ventura - You Know if chico was smart he would've sent the Barbarian some of that food of his.
Gorilla Monsoon - Okay stop
Jesse Ventura - Could've won it on a count out. 5 minutes into the match, Barbarian would have to head out
Gorilla Monsoon - Alright enough.
Man I miss the combo of Ventura and Gorilla.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2012 10:36:20 GMT -5
Ventura to Schiavone at SSlam 89 just prior to the Duggan/Demolition vs Towers/Andre match......
"how are Duggan and Demolition gonna deal with these guys???look at the beef in that ring Schiavone!!!"
always makes me lol.
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Post by Juba on Apr 9, 2012 10:47:38 GMT -5
The crowd was chanting you suck at mcmahon. King goes
"used trucks? Vince is a millionaire why would he buy used trucks?"
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Apr 9, 2012 17:04:59 GMT -5
WCW crowd during a Jim Duggan match: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Bobby Heenan (after seeing a camera shot of the crowd): S-O-A-P! S-O-A-P!
There was an old clip of Jesse Ventura comparing Koko B Ware to Stymie from the Little Rascals that was pure comedy gold. Unfortunately, I can't find it. The longer he went on, the madder Gorilla Monsoon became.
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Post by ztj_wwf on Apr 9, 2012 17:40:57 GMT -5
J.R and King's banter during the Booker T-Triple H match at Mania 19 was just simply hilarious and made the match more interesting. THIS! And Jr and King's banter during the entire Survivor Series 1999 PPV, especially after Austin got run over and King kept claiming JR didn't care about his best friend. |
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