Post by Tylor on Sept 21, 2011 22:31:51 GMT -5
Thanks to Jason Sexton for sending in the following:
TNA Impact Taping Results From Knoxville, TN:
Beer money is out first to talk about their match against each other. they also say that tonight is "hogan's retirement" and it's about damn time.
First match is kazarian vs gunner. Gunner wins via submission. Referee reverses decision because gunner wouldn't release the hold. Kazarian is your winner. Kazarian is assisted backstage.
Next out is Mr. Anderson. The crowds really popping for Anderson. Anderson says he's here to apologize to "his bungholes". The impact fans. The crowd chants "we are bungholes". Anderson says he's not good at politics. He doesn't swing from the bosses balls, he worked for everything he has gotten. He says in a moment of weakness he joined immortal. Huge boos here. Anderson said "what the he'll was I thinking. He calls Bully ray a huge douchebag which brings bully ray out. Bubba ray tells he crowd to shut up. Lots of "you suck chants". He starts dissing the local football team. Cheap heat. Anderson and Bully Ray go back and forth over the past few months between them. Anderson says they will have one more match, but bully ray says no they don't. Anderson challenges ray to a Philadelphia falls count anywhere math at bound for glory. Ray leaves and Anderson plays to all his bungholes for a minute in the ring.
Earl Hebners in the ring to huge applause. Next match is mickie James and velvet sky vs. Winter and Madison rayne accompanied by Angelina love. Mickie and winter start it off. Quick tag to Madison rayne. Velvet tags herself in and does a nice baseball slide into Madison. Mickie James clotheslines winter from the top rope. Angelina trips up Mickie while winter "falls" on Hebner. Velvet really takes it to winter. Velvet knocks Angelina off the ring, but is rolled up from behind. Winners are Madison rayne and winter thanks to Angelinas interference.
Next out is Eric bischoff to huge boos. He tells everyone to sit down and shut up. He said he has sone details to take care of for Kurt angle. He calls out Jeff hardy. Hardy is out to a big pop. "hardy" chants everywhere. Bischoff lists all the greats he has worked with. He talks about how hardy abused his opportunities. Bischoff tells hardy that he is enigmatic, but a loser. He tells him he's out if chances. Bischoff tells hardy that he's out of chances, he dropped the ball for the last time. Hardy says he appreciates bischoffs honesty, but he has one thing to say. Twist of fate on bischoff. This brings out immortal. Hardys out of the ring and bumps into me as I'm typing.
Next up is Samoa Joe vs. Undefeated Crimson. Crimson starts out first attacking Joe. Joe counters with a thumb to the eye. Joe is in control. Both are out of the ring and crimson has regained control. Back in the ring and Joe is in control. Crimson goes to slam Joe but his knee gives out. Joe goes to work on the knee with a submission hold, but crimson won't tap. Crimson rolls Joe up out of nowhere for the win.
Next up roode vs storm. This is the main event for the 1st show. Storm gets an almost hometown cheer. Roode gets a mix of boos and cheers. They grapple back and forth. A"USA" chant breaks out. They are face to face talking in the ring. They grapple back and forth Storm pins roode but only gets a two count. Thu trade chops. It's a very back and forth match. Roode almost gets a three count with a second rope neck breaker. DDT by storm for a 2 count. Back and forth close 3 counts. Super plex on roode. Only gets 2. Roode has storm in a submission hold. Storm won't tap. Backbreaker by storm for a 2 count. The Ted gets knocked out on accident. Angle is out and attacks storm. Roode is your winner. Roode looks around confused. Roode helps storm up. They shake hands and celebrate together.
Next up is Hogan. Borash tells us were about to be part of wrestling history, and out comes Hogan to A mix of cheers and boos. Hogan plays to the crowd. A hogan chant breaks out. Hogan says today is the last day he will be in the wrestling business. Hogan starts talking about what he will have to do when he leaves without wrestling in his life. Hogan says people have driven over 10 hours to see this last show. "thank you hogan" chant starts. He says hulkamania had the longest career and it's time to celebrate.
Out comes sting dressed in a hogan Shirt and red suit. Sting asks if anyone buys hogan's retirement story. Hogan says nothing lasts in te business, and tells sting to leave it alone. Sting says he knows hogan better than anyone. Sting says he has some compelling footage of hogan. Sting says he'll leave after the footage. The footage is hogan saying "do you really think they buy this, we fooled everyone" to bischoff. They talk about the merchandise sales retirement brings. The crowd boos huge. Hogan tells sting he'll never wrestle him. Hogan is in stings face. Hogan's pissed and sting leaves. Hogan is still in the ring to boos all around.
This is the end of the first taping.
10-13
Thanks to Jason Sexton for sending in the following:
Jerry Lynn and christopher Daniels vs. Rvd and aj styles. Lynn and Daniels attack RVD and AJ backstage. They come down the ring entrance fighting. Lynn and Daniels are in cotton, but RVD turns it around. Styles and Daniels are in the ring. RVD tags in. Daniels hides behind the ref. Lynn tags in and gets a 2 count. Styles pins lynn but Daniels breaks the 3. Aj flys over the top rope on Daniels. Aj with the styles clash on Lynn for the win. Daniels threatened to break the styles clash, and AJ dared him. Daniels walked away. RVD and styles take this one.
Next up is Kurt angle. He calls out Bobby Roode. A "next worlds champ" chant breaks out. Angle talks about how e broke roode down mentally and physically and takes credit for Roode's win over James Storm. Angle calls himself the greatest ever. Angle says he dominates TNA with no help. He asks storm if he any good as a singles wrestler, with no help from Storm. Angle goes on and on and on. Angle says if he loses he will shake roodes hand give him the belt and step to the side. They tease a handshake, but it doesnt happen. Roode says he doesn't give a Damn about anything except finding out how good angle really is. Roode talks about It taking heart to be a champion. He says the man with the bigger Heart will win. Roode talks about angles accolades. Roode says no immortal or no fortune at BFG. angle agrees. Angle goes to leave but comes back and says that hogan and bischoff have him in a match with gunner and jeff jarret tonight In a handicapped match.
Next up is Samoa Joe vs Matt Morgan
Morgan. Joe starts out out on top, but Morgan quickly takes over. Morgan rolls Joe up for a quick 3 but Joe starts the beatdown after. Crimson comes out for the save. Morgan is your winner. Joe tells crimson and Morgan that they're scared to fight each other, so they gather together like bitches. Joe proposes a three way with them all at BFG.
A hogan and sting contract signing is announced for tonight.
Next out is Mexican America. They all out ink Inc. They come out to a huge pop. Jesse Neal asks them why Mexican America talk bad about America when they live here. Shannon says everyone would be happy if Mexican America got the hell out of America. Apparently there's a female member of ink Inc now, as a mohawked female is in the ring. Jesse tells Mexican America to being all the females they want, because ink inc has women too.
Next up is Brian Kendrick and Jesse sorenson vs. Austin aries and kid kash. The fight starts outside the ring. Aries and kash take it to sorenson. Aries almost gets the 3 but sorenson gets his foot on the rope. Kendrick finally gets in. He evens things up. Aries and kash get into it. Aries tries to hit Kendrick with the belt but he ducks it and kicks the belt in Aries face. Kendrick and sorenson win.
Karen comes out with the knockouts in the ring and basically calls them worthless. Said he had to fight to get them on the card. Velvet says shell be the next champ and a brawl breaks out.
Next up is mr Anderson vs Steiner with special enforcer bully ray. Anderson wins, and immortal blames abd turn on abyss. Anderson comes back out to take immortal out, but ends up getting hurt. Anderson has to be helped out.
Now the 2nd show main event, Gunner and Jeff jarrett vs. Roode in a handicap match. Roode comes out alone, no Storm in sight. Jarrett gets booed hard. Unexpected from me being so close to his hometown. Borash plays up the #1 contendership. The match starts with roode and jarrett. Quick switch to gunner. Roode is confident and in control. Jarrett trips up roode and gunner Attacks roode from behind. Jarrett and gunner take advantage of the 2 on 1. Karen angle distracts roode to help Jeff, but Roode takes back control. Gunner is in again but roode makes him tap out. Bobby Roode is your winner. Roode starts abusing jarrett. Billy ray and syeiner come out for the save. This brings out James Storm. Immortal beats them both down. Kurt angle makes his way to the ring. Jarrett uses the title belt to hit roode. Out comes JEFF HARDY! Hardy goes to work on immortal and clears the ring. Beer Money aren't sure about hardy. Jeff asks for a handshake and they shake hands. Storm won't let hardy out of the ring They raise Jeff hardy's hands and celebrate together. The crowd absolutely went nuts.
They're setting the ring up for the contract signing. Borash is hyping the crowd.
Borasch goes over the immensity of this match. Hogan is out first to a loud boo. The crowd has turned on hogan completely.
Sting comes out next. The crowd goes nuts. Sting plays to the crowd and gets a tremendous response. Sting is wearing a hogan shirt again. Borash goes over the contract, says they have both already agreed to the terms and asks them to sign the official contract. Sting signs and Borash asks hogan to sign. Hogan hesitates and looks worried. A "hogan sucks" chant breaks out, and hogan signs. The match is official, Hogan vs Sting at BFG. Borash asks if they have any last words and hogan says sting has danced around hogan for 30 years and sting never tied to fight him till it's the end, te twilight of his career. He says he came to save the company and sting came in at the 11th hour when hogan was happy with retirement. He says you wanted Hulk Hogan, you got the real damn hulk hogan now. Sting says "that's all I ever wanted". Hogan sys his career IS over but he will wrestle sting because sting embarrassed him in front of the fans. Hogan says no interference, it will be him and sting one on one man on man, no outside interference. Out comes bischoff. He gets gets stings attention and hogan attacks sting from behind with a chair. Hogan goes to work on sting. He's choking sting with a boot to the throat in the corner ropes. Hogan leaves sting laying in the ring. Sting gets up to cheers. And that's it folks.
TNA Impact Taping Results From Knoxville, TN:
Beer money is out first to talk about their match against each other. they also say that tonight is "hogan's retirement" and it's about damn time.
First match is kazarian vs gunner. Gunner wins via submission. Referee reverses decision because gunner wouldn't release the hold. Kazarian is your winner. Kazarian is assisted backstage.
Next out is Mr. Anderson. The crowds really popping for Anderson. Anderson says he's here to apologize to "his bungholes". The impact fans. The crowd chants "we are bungholes". Anderson says he's not good at politics. He doesn't swing from the bosses balls, he worked for everything he has gotten. He says in a moment of weakness he joined immortal. Huge boos here. Anderson said "what the he'll was I thinking. He calls Bully ray a huge douchebag which brings bully ray out. Bubba ray tells he crowd to shut up. Lots of "you suck chants". He starts dissing the local football team. Cheap heat. Anderson and Bully Ray go back and forth over the past few months between them. Anderson says they will have one more match, but bully ray says no they don't. Anderson challenges ray to a Philadelphia falls count anywhere math at bound for glory. Ray leaves and Anderson plays to all his bungholes for a minute in the ring.
Earl Hebners in the ring to huge applause. Next match is mickie James and velvet sky vs. Winter and Madison rayne accompanied by Angelina love. Mickie and winter start it off. Quick tag to Madison rayne. Velvet tags herself in and does a nice baseball slide into Madison. Mickie James clotheslines winter from the top rope. Angelina trips up Mickie while winter "falls" on Hebner. Velvet really takes it to winter. Velvet knocks Angelina off the ring, but is rolled up from behind. Winners are Madison rayne and winter thanks to Angelinas interference.
Next out is Eric bischoff to huge boos. He tells everyone to sit down and shut up. He said he has sone details to take care of for Kurt angle. He calls out Jeff hardy. Hardy is out to a big pop. "hardy" chants everywhere. Bischoff lists all the greats he has worked with. He talks about how hardy abused his opportunities. Bischoff tells hardy that he is enigmatic, but a loser. He tells him he's out if chances. Bischoff tells hardy that he's out of chances, he dropped the ball for the last time. Hardy says he appreciates bischoffs honesty, but he has one thing to say. Twist of fate on bischoff. This brings out immortal. Hardys out of the ring and bumps into me as I'm typing.
Next up is Samoa Joe vs. Undefeated Crimson. Crimson starts out first attacking Joe. Joe counters with a thumb to the eye. Joe is in control. Both are out of the ring and crimson has regained control. Back in the ring and Joe is in control. Crimson goes to slam Joe but his knee gives out. Joe goes to work on the knee with a submission hold, but crimson won't tap. Crimson rolls Joe up out of nowhere for the win.
Next up roode vs storm. This is the main event for the 1st show. Storm gets an almost hometown cheer. Roode gets a mix of boos and cheers. They grapple back and forth. A"USA" chant breaks out. They are face to face talking in the ring. They grapple back and forth Storm pins roode but only gets a two count. Thu trade chops. It's a very back and forth match. Roode almost gets a three count with a second rope neck breaker. DDT by storm for a 2 count. Back and forth close 3 counts. Super plex on roode. Only gets 2. Roode has storm in a submission hold. Storm won't tap. Backbreaker by storm for a 2 count. The Ted gets knocked out on accident. Angle is out and attacks storm. Roode is your winner. Roode looks around confused. Roode helps storm up. They shake hands and celebrate together.
Next up is Hogan. Borash tells us were about to be part of wrestling history, and out comes Hogan to A mix of cheers and boos. Hogan plays to the crowd. A hogan chant breaks out. Hogan says today is the last day he will be in the wrestling business. Hogan starts talking about what he will have to do when he leaves without wrestling in his life. Hogan says people have driven over 10 hours to see this last show. "thank you hogan" chant starts. He says hulkamania had the longest career and it's time to celebrate.
Out comes sting dressed in a hogan Shirt and red suit. Sting asks if anyone buys hogan's retirement story. Hogan says nothing lasts in te business, and tells sting to leave it alone. Sting says he knows hogan better than anyone. Sting says he has some compelling footage of hogan. Sting says he'll leave after the footage. The footage is hogan saying "do you really think they buy this, we fooled everyone" to bischoff. They talk about the merchandise sales retirement brings. The crowd boos huge. Hogan tells sting he'll never wrestle him. Hogan is in stings face. Hogan's pissed and sting leaves. Hogan is still in the ring to boos all around.
This is the end of the first taping.
10-13
Thanks to Jason Sexton for sending in the following:
Jerry Lynn and christopher Daniels vs. Rvd and aj styles. Lynn and Daniels attack RVD and AJ backstage. They come down the ring entrance fighting. Lynn and Daniels are in cotton, but RVD turns it around. Styles and Daniels are in the ring. RVD tags in. Daniels hides behind the ref. Lynn tags in and gets a 2 count. Styles pins lynn but Daniels breaks the 3. Aj flys over the top rope on Daniels. Aj with the styles clash on Lynn for the win. Daniels threatened to break the styles clash, and AJ dared him. Daniels walked away. RVD and styles take this one.
Next up is Kurt angle. He calls out Bobby Roode. A "next worlds champ" chant breaks out. Angle talks about how e broke roode down mentally and physically and takes credit for Roode's win over James Storm. Angle calls himself the greatest ever. Angle says he dominates TNA with no help. He asks storm if he any good as a singles wrestler, with no help from Storm. Angle goes on and on and on. Angle says if he loses he will shake roodes hand give him the belt and step to the side. They tease a handshake, but it doesnt happen. Roode says he doesn't give a Damn about anything except finding out how good angle really is. Roode talks about It taking heart to be a champion. He says the man with the bigger Heart will win. Roode talks about angles accolades. Roode says no immortal or no fortune at BFG. angle agrees. Angle goes to leave but comes back and says that hogan and bischoff have him in a match with gunner and jeff jarret tonight In a handicapped match.
Next up is Samoa Joe vs Matt Morgan
Morgan. Joe starts out out on top, but Morgan quickly takes over. Morgan rolls Joe up for a quick 3 but Joe starts the beatdown after. Crimson comes out for the save. Morgan is your winner. Joe tells crimson and Morgan that they're scared to fight each other, so they gather together like bitches. Joe proposes a three way with them all at BFG.
A hogan and sting contract signing is announced for tonight.
Next out is Mexican America. They all out ink Inc. They come out to a huge pop. Jesse Neal asks them why Mexican America talk bad about America when they live here. Shannon says everyone would be happy if Mexican America got the hell out of America. Apparently there's a female member of ink Inc now, as a mohawked female is in the ring. Jesse tells Mexican America to being all the females they want, because ink inc has women too.
Next up is Brian Kendrick and Jesse sorenson vs. Austin aries and kid kash. The fight starts outside the ring. Aries and kash take it to sorenson. Aries almost gets the 3 but sorenson gets his foot on the rope. Kendrick finally gets in. He evens things up. Aries and kash get into it. Aries tries to hit Kendrick with the belt but he ducks it and kicks the belt in Aries face. Kendrick and sorenson win.
Karen comes out with the knockouts in the ring and basically calls them worthless. Said he had to fight to get them on the card. Velvet says shell be the next champ and a brawl breaks out.
Next up is mr Anderson vs Steiner with special enforcer bully ray. Anderson wins, and immortal blames abd turn on abyss. Anderson comes back out to take immortal out, but ends up getting hurt. Anderson has to be helped out.
Now the 2nd show main event, Gunner and Jeff jarrett vs. Roode in a handicap match. Roode comes out alone, no Storm in sight. Jarrett gets booed hard. Unexpected from me being so close to his hometown. Borash plays up the #1 contendership. The match starts with roode and jarrett. Quick switch to gunner. Roode is confident and in control. Jarrett trips up roode and gunner Attacks roode from behind. Jarrett and gunner take advantage of the 2 on 1. Karen angle distracts roode to help Jeff, but Roode takes back control. Gunner is in again but roode makes him tap out. Bobby Roode is your winner. Roode starts abusing jarrett. Billy ray and syeiner come out for the save. This brings out James Storm. Immortal beats them both down. Kurt angle makes his way to the ring. Jarrett uses the title belt to hit roode. Out comes JEFF HARDY! Hardy goes to work on immortal and clears the ring. Beer Money aren't sure about hardy. Jeff asks for a handshake and they shake hands. Storm won't let hardy out of the ring They raise Jeff hardy's hands and celebrate together. The crowd absolutely went nuts.
They're setting the ring up for the contract signing. Borash is hyping the crowd.
Borasch goes over the immensity of this match. Hogan is out first to a loud boo. The crowd has turned on hogan completely.
Sting comes out next. The crowd goes nuts. Sting plays to the crowd and gets a tremendous response. Sting is wearing a hogan shirt again. Borash goes over the contract, says they have both already agreed to the terms and asks them to sign the official contract. Sting signs and Borash asks hogan to sign. Hogan hesitates and looks worried. A "hogan sucks" chant breaks out, and hogan signs. The match is official, Hogan vs Sting at BFG. Borash asks if they have any last words and hogan says sting has danced around hogan for 30 years and sting never tied to fight him till it's the end, te twilight of his career. He says he came to save the company and sting came in at the 11th hour when hogan was happy with retirement. He says you wanted Hulk Hogan, you got the real damn hulk hogan now. Sting says "that's all I ever wanted". Hogan sys his career IS over but he will wrestle sting because sting embarrassed him in front of the fans. Hogan says no interference, it will be him and sting one on one man on man, no outside interference. Out comes bischoff. He gets gets stings attention and hogan attacks sting from behind with a chair. Hogan goes to work on sting. He's choking sting with a boot to the throat in the corner ropes. Hogan leaves sting laying in the ring. Sting gets up to cheers. And that's it folks.
