Post by PhoeniX™: Valoween on Dec 27, 2006 18:54:41 GMT -5
TTB: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are wXw welcome you all to our press conference airing on BBC Sport.
TTB: I would like to welcome the host of this press conference, the owner of wXw. Eric Bischoff.
*I'm Back plays*
Bischoff: *clears throat* Thank you, Mr Brown, I will take it from here........Thanks to the good people at BBC Sport, they have decided to bring wrestling back to primetime TV. But we need to hold up our side of the bargain by producing entertaining and exciting wrestling television for you to watch and enjoy.....Unfortunatly, the reason we was alway so long before was because the old network decided to pull the plug and replace our show with a practical joke hidden camera show. I thought wXw was turning into a WCW, and not in a good way either. But luckily, BBC Sport saw that we had no network and we worked out a deal.......During our time away, we had to release our old wXw champion, Brock Lesnar for improper conduct. We held house shows in and around the States, and I would like to introduce you to the winner of the Battle Royal that was set up to crown the new wXw World Heavyweight Champion... John Bradshaw Layfield.
*Longhorn plays*
Making his way to the ring, the current reining World Heavyweight Champion, John Bradshaw Layfield.
Bischoff: Over to you...
JBL: Shut your pie holes, you should be standing on your feet. You are in the presence of a wrestling......GOD. You don't need a muscle headed, one million dollar body, one nickel brain moron for your champion. You need a man of successful expertise. You need a man with money. You see, I helped Mr Bischoff out by donating some of my hard earned cash to help fuel the show. Bischoff rewarded me by letting me have a chance to be in the Battle Royal. I used skill to win, not muscles and throwing my arms about like Brock Lesnar. If you are watching this, I say good riddance. I never liked you back on SmackDown, and I sure as hell don't like you now on ShockWave.
Bischoff: Oh great, we are on for five minutes, and someone is storming the ring already...
JBL:
Bischoff: SECURITY PLEASE
Bischoff: Haul his ass out of the building.
JBL: Bye bye, you stupid ape. This belt is forever mine, you don't even work here, good luck with the lawsuit.
Brock: I'll fucking kill you.
JBL: Not today, not ever. Have a nice night behind bars, don't drop the soap. Ahahaha.
JBL: Let the era of the great begin, in fact, I challenge ANYONE for a wXw title match on our first show back. Anyone but Brock Lesnar. Ahahaha.
TTB: Thank you and goodnight.
