Hybrid Results: May 13th

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We fade into a podium, a black curtain displaying “WFWF” located behind it. On the bottom of the screen are the words “filmed earlier”. An executive stands at the podium.

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Executive: Ladies and gentlemen, President & CEO of the WFWF King Kraig.


King Kraig walks onto the stage to a small clap from the reporters gathered around. He shakes the executive’s hand who then sits down in a chair to the right. Kraig stands at the podium for several seconds, removing a written statement from his jacket as well as a pair of glasses. With cameras clicking, he begins.[/color]


King Kraig: Thank you for coming. In two weeks time the WFWF will be participating in its second Pay-Per-View event under my most recent Presidency, effectively titled “Attack Of The Little Green Men In 3-D”. It is an event everyone within in the WFWF offices are looking forward too … and it is a gigantic step for this company to be filming an event three dimensionally. Originally … we had prepared for this show to be main evented by our Heavyweight Champion EBR who would defend his title against the crowd pleasing Calvin Lee. It is my unfortunate obligation to inform you that match is no longer going to take place.


Kraig pauses as small murmurs come from the audience, more cameras flashing.[/color]


King Kraig: I am aware that this same situation … our Heavyweight title main event changing weeks before the show …. which occurred at the original “Attack of the Little Green Men” … but rest assured … that is nothing more then a coincidence. In fact, I have complete confidence that our future main event at “Attack of the Little Green Men 3: Alf’s Revenge” will go forth as planned. That not withstanding … officially, the new main event for “Attack of the Little Green Men In 3D” will be EBR defending his Heavyweight Title against … DGX.


There’s a pop from the crowd watching this on the titan tron.[/color]


King Kraig: I would like it to be known … that in no way … is this a reward for DGX’s recent acts of rebellion … and thus no one on the WFWF roster should follow in DGX’s unruly footsteps. This is simply a case of one match … being better for business. We sincerely, sincerely apologize to Calvin Lee.


He looks down at the paper for several seconds before continuing.[/color]


King Kraig: In preparation for this match … neither EBR nor DGX will be here tonight … I believe that by giving them the week off … it will insure the best possible match. Thank you for coming … please enjoy our presentation of “Hybrid” … and there will be no questions.


Kraig walks away, and we fade into Hybrid. Fireworks explode everywhere, lighting the arena up like a 4th of July party! We cut to ringside, Matthew Werner and Matt Steel now in view.[/color]


Matthew Werner: What an announcement by the chairman! DGX versus EBR for the WFWF Championship! That's huge!


Matt Steel: You bet.


Matthew Werner: Anyways, welcome everyone to Hybrid! I'm Matthew Werner! And this is my partner, Matt Steel.


Matt Steel: Charmed.


Matthew Werner: Man, we have such a stacked show for you tonight! Two blockbuster matches in Schneider versus Lee and Brown versus Demon...


Matt Steel: The return match of WFWF International Champion Thunder against the complex Johnny Knight...


Matthew Werner: And in the biggest match since Indy, Ace Bennett versus Braden Munroe in the main event, in Braden Munroe's retirement match. It's huge!


Matt Steel: True dat.


Matthew Werner: But first, we have Lightning against the WFWF's newest acquisition...


Matt Steel: And it's most promising since Lawrence Cage and Valorie Evans whom we all miss very much and wish would come back because they were awesome and consistant and a challenge for all...


Matthew Werner: You done?


Matt Steel: Yes...


Matthew Werner: Awesome. Anyways, yeah. We have Lightning facing off against the WFWF's newest and most promising recent acquisition, Oscar C. Davidson.


The match started off completely in favor of Lightning. Lightning tossed Oscar into the corner, he then hit him with a thunderous clothesline. Oscar fumbled into the grasp of Lightning who picked him up for the Twisting Turmoil. Oscar with the last energy he had left, struggled out, kicked Lightning in the gut and hit a tremendous Compulsive Driver, crumpling the former HeadCrusher for the win.


Keri Thames: Here is your winner, Oscar C. Davidson!


Matthew Werner: What a win for Davidson!


Matt Steel: That was quite a reversal. Good stuff from the new kid.


Matthew Werner: I see big things in his future.


Matt Steel: Is that your segway into the next match involving two really tall guys?


Matthew Werner: Well it wasn't, but hey, if the shoe fits, right?


Matt Steel: Just because the shoe fits, doesn't mean it's any good.


Matthew Werner: It was your idea.


Matt Steel: Touché.


Matthew Werner: Well, here's the match.


The match started off rather slow. Neither wrestler used his size on the other, it was more tit for tat. A catch as catch can style of wrestling, have you. Some kicks and punches were thrown, the occasional suplex blocked. All in all, Albright was fairing well against the grizzled veteran Shawn Malakai. Then, he made a mistake. He got cocky when he finally got the big man to the ground and turned his back on him. Malakai kicked back to his feet and went on the offense with a plethora of punches and kicks, followed up by one nasty shoulder tackle. Malakai followed it up with the backbreaker throw away combination and dropped Albright with the 19:15 for the victory.


Kery Thames: Here is your winner, Shawn Malakai!


Matthew Werner: And the nightmare continues for Johnny Albright, losing yet another match.


Matt Steel: Man, I'd quit if I were him at this point.


An exhausted Johnny Albright grabs a microphone while fans are still cheering him on.


Johnny Albright: Even though I'm still an up and comer, I haven't been doing so well in the ring lately. If all of you have been tuning in, I've been on a losing streak as of late, and it makes me upset that I am on the streak. Me and these other wrestlers work so hard to get wins, and I am sick and tired of being pushed aside to lose night after night! To end this streak for good, I have to leave the company, thank you all so much for showing that you care.


Albright drops the mic as a silent crowd watches him leave. He goes to a camera, flips the bird at it and says " F*ck the WFWF and its crappy bookers." He turns around at the top of the entrance way, gives one last middle finger and leaves.


Matt Steel: And for my next trick...


Matthew Werner: We'll be back right after this break!


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Matt Steel: And we're back.


Matthew Werner: But that's my line.


Matt Steel: Too bad homes.


Matthew Werner:


Matt Steel: Match time!


Jackal and Tyme started out the match, going at it for a good few minutes. However, Jackal tagged out and like a bullet Stone came in and tore Justin Tyme a new one, punching him, kicking him and just making the legend look downright bad. Tyme tagged out to King after hitting Stone with a questionable blow between the legs that the ref didn't see. King came in, but by then Stone was up and King became yet another person who once more felt the wrath of a pissed off Cameron Stone. Stone pounded on King for a bit and then bounced King off of the ropes and downed him with the Set In Stone for the victory.


Keri Thames: Here are your winners, Cameron Stone and even thought he no showed he was still part of the team Chris Jackal!


Matthew Werner: Finally, Stone gets the monkey off of his back, picking up the win for his team. Wait a minute, he's grabbing a microphone.


As stated, Stone now has a microphone in his hands. He faces the ramp, which has Justin Tyme standing on it, staring back.


Cameron Stone: So you think you're a big man, coming at me like that. Kicking me below the belt in a cheap attempt to pick up a victory. Does that make you feel good, Justin? Is that what gets you off? Well guess what. I can play dirty too. I talked with Kraig, and it's been made official. Justin Tyme, I'm challenging you to a hardcore match at the Pay Per View!


The crowd erupts. Justin Tyme shakes his head almost as if he's in denial about being challenged, but he changes his tune quickly, accepting the match.


Matthew Werner: Wow! What a match! That's going to be great!


Matt Steel: Yeah, it should be. Let's just hope that Justin Tyme actually shows up to the fight.


Got it, Justin Tyme? Show.


Matthew Werner: I'm being told by the little voice in my ear that we have yet another match!


Matt Steel: You should probably get that checked out.


As we come back from commercial break (or where ever we previously were), Hutton Brown and Trace Demon are already in the ring. The bell sounds and the match is under way.


Matthew Werner: The show’s running long, so we’re cutting entrances.


Matt Steel: Hooray for over booked cards!


Lock up center ring, Hutton quickly goes behind into a rear waist lock, then snaps Trace Demon up and over for a German suplex. Trace gets back to his feet fairly quickly, but groggy. Hutton throws a back elbow, then hits the ropes. He dives for a diving forearm smash, but Trace Demon ducks it. Trace thinks he’s smart, pointing to his head. Hutton nips up, then nails a European Uppercut right to the back of Trace Demon.


Matt Steel: Good way to paralyze someone.


Demon turns around and Hutton throws an elbow to the jaw. Hutton follows up with a boot to the mid section, then hits the ropes again. Trace turns to where Hutton is running, turning right into a spear from Hutton Brown. Hutton with a pin attempt on Trace Demon, referee down for a count, 1.…2.… kick out from Demon.


Matthew Werner: Near fall from the spear from Hutton there.


Matt Steel: This Hutton Brown is impressive. He’s really taking it to the former Heavyweight champion.


Hutton to his feet, standing over Trace Demon momentarily and waiting for Demon to get up. As Demon does, Hutton grabs him and throws him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Hutton goes to the top rope. Demon is stunned momentarily which gives Hutton enough time to line up, diving off the top rope with a double stomp, right to the chest of Trace Demon.


Matt Steel: It’s a double stomp!


Matthew Werner: Did a coin pop out of Trace Demon?


Matt Steel: I don’t see one.


Matthew Werner: Must be because Hutton isn’t a plumber.


Gripping Trace Demon's arm, Hutton pins Demon to the mat by their lower back before wrapping his arm around his throat and choking them out with it.


Matt Steel: The Shut Down!


Matthew Werner: And he’s got it locked in.


Matt Steel: I think that double stomp was a calculated move. He put all of his weight onto the chest of Trace Demon, knocked all of Demon’s breath out, then locked on his choke hold..


Demon fights back momentarily, but not enough to escape from the hold. Upon three checks of the arm, the referee declares Trace out of it, and calls for the bell.


Keri Thames: Here is your winner, Hutton Brown!


Hutton raises his hand in victory and then grabs a microphone.


Hutton Brown: So here I am, the victor, again. You know, my underuse is really beginning to piss me off. I'm better than I'm being given credit for, and I'm better than beating guys like Trace Demon weekly. That's why, after talking with Yukio Blaze, am announcing now that I have been added to Chris Jackal and AJ King's WFWF National Championship match at the Pay Per View. It's better than nothing, but how unfortunate for them.


Hutton sets his mic down as he raises his arms again as we cut to commercial break.

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Matthew Werner: And we're back! Now, to Stacy Grey who is in the back with Oscar Davidson.


We cut to the back and we see Stacy Grey and Davidson.


Stacy Grey: I am joined here by Oscar Conrad Davidson. Oscar C. Davidson thank you for joining us.


Oscar C. Davidson: Thanks for having me Stacy Grey.


Stacy Grey: Now, we all know you are new to the scene, but you sure have made an impact. Do you mind giving us an insight into who Oscar C. Davidson is?


Oscar C. Davidson: Well, as some of you may know, I had problems as a child. I was bullied because I was 'posh'. That's why I turned to wrestling. It was a means of escape from the torment I received from the other kids. I still remember watching Hogan slam Andre. Brings back memories, doesn't it?


Stacy Grey: Sure does haha, some of our viewers might not know this, but you are also very interested in music. Who were your musical inspirations growing up?


Oscar C. Davidson: I always loved KISS, 'I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night' was one of my favourite songs ever. I also like 'Love Gun'.


Stacy Grey: So, you're in a dark match, what do you think about that?


Oscar C. Davidson: I don't mind at all, as long as I get on the card I'm happy. Some people aren't as lucky as me, to be up here, night after night living their dreams. Even if I only get this promo, it's still some air time.


Stacy Grey: That's great Oscar C. Davidson, thank you so much for your time.


Oscar C. Davidson: Always a pleasure Stacy Grey.


Stacy Grey: Well alright, now back to Matt Steel at ringside.


Matt Steel: Match time!


Already in the ring, Johnny Knight.


"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour begins to play. As the cash register sound ends and the music begins, Thunder walks towards the ring. He reaches the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, taunting the fans. This is his first match back. He raises his arms and his championship valiantly.


Matt Steel: And we’ll have this match after the commercial break!


Matthew Werner: Really? Commercial break now?


Matt Steel: Blame King Kraig.





And here’s an ad for McDonalds from Japan for giggles:

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Matt Steel: And we’re back! This match began during the commercial break.


Matthew Werner: What’s this? Roll up?


Thunder rolls up Johnny Knight. Referee down for a count, 1.…2.….3!


Matthew Werner: And there you go.


“Horseshoes and Handgrenades” begins to play, but not for long. Very soon after, the voice of Yukio Blaze is heard. It's coming from the big screen, where Blaze can be seen sitting at his desk in his office.


Yukio Blaze: Cut the music. No one wants to hear that crappy song when I've got things to say. But since I know what kind of a man you are, Thunder, I'm speaking safely from my office his week. I bet you're awfully proud of yourself right now because you won your return match. Maybe even a little confident going into your International Title defense? Well let me remind you of what's in store for you. There is no chance in hell that you will walk out of that show as the champion. To begin with, you will not be able to handle the mystery opponent that is waiting for you. And with myself as the referee, you are flat out screwed. This time I will be the one who finally gets one over on you. You will be humiliated at the PPV, and right now too. Turn around.


Thunder does turn around and is immediately punched in the face by Blaze, who has brass knuckles on.


Matthew Werner: What the hell is going on? Blaze must have recorded those comments earlier as a trap.


Matt Steel: Pretty smart move, you have to admit.


Thunder is busted open and bleeding right away, but Blaze isn't done. He hits him with a couple more shots to the head and one to the stomach. Thunder is down on the mat by the time Blaze rolls out of the ring. But he isn't done yet. He simply is getting a table to bring in the ring.


Matthew Werner: Once again, Yukio is going to take his anger out on Thunder by way of a cheap shot.


Matt Steel: But it's getting the job done, you can't argue with that.


Blaze brings the table in the ring and starts setting it up. All the while, Thunder has not moved at all. But apparently he was playing possum to some degree, as he low blows Blaze once Blaze goes to grab him. Still in quite a lot of pain, Thunder also rolls out onto the floor.


Outside the ring, he finds a chair, which he brings with him into the ring. But by the time he has reentered the ring, Shawn Malakai is running down the ramp. Before Thunder can strike Blaze, who is reaching his feet, Malakai stands in between the two men.


Matthew Werner: Well, this keeps getting stranger.


Malakai requests a microphone, and one is thrown to him.


Shawn Malakai: What the f*ck is wrong with you two? This constant back and forth. This violence. It's gotta stop guys. Seriously, what are you accomplishing? Yukio. You got what you wanted, Thunder in a match where you're the governor but you know, he may defy the odds. Thunder. You got what you wanted, you're back in the WFWF but you know what? Whether you like it or not, Yukio's your boss. To both of you, this may not seem fair, but you know what? Tough sh*t. Thunder, you have that match coming up. Don't you have better things to do, like training, instead of wasting your time hammering away at Blaze? And Yukio, you're beginning to press my patience also. If I weren't in my right mind, I'd let him destroy you for the way you're acting. The both of you really, really need to grow up.


Malakai drops his microphone and reluctantly, Thunder drops his steel chair and heads to the back. Malakai and Yukio stare each other down for a moment until Yukio backs down and begins his walk to the back as we cut to a promo package.





We fade in to blackness. All that is heard is an old archived sound byte, that from EBR.


“It’s supposed to be DGX, Alex Sean, and myself versus the world.”


Picture begins. The last show in the WFWF for the year 2008. The returning Alex Sean, EBR, and DGX storm the ring and attack Johnny Michaels and Aaron Ashton. We cut to various quick, fast paced shots of all three doing the same to the likes of Kurt Burton, Master of Destruction, and Thunder. Particularly, EBR’s attacks on Thunder are highlighted.

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“My goal … to be the baddest man in the WFWF … to face Thunder and injure him …”


Even older footage is shown, Thunder’s ad exposing “America’s Wrestler” EBR as .. *gasp* … Canadian. More quick paced shots of EBR against Kurt Burton, Thunder, and Yukio Blaze in the early months of 2009. It all amounts to Battleground. Alex Sean, EBR, DGX, and Calvin Lee versus nearly the entire the roster. Winner becomes number one contender to Thunder’s Heavyweight Title. EBR, Alex Sean, and DGX do their thing until Wayne McGurk has EBR in the middle of the ring with the Razorback. DGX hits Saku with the Breakdown. He looks over at the predicament involving his partner. He opts to take the pin attempt and win the match, subsequently the number one contendership.


The beat in the song begins to rapidly increase.[/color]


The aftermath of Battleground. DGX the number one contender to Thunder’s Heavyweight Title, EBR and his attacks on Wayne & Vanessa McGurk. DGX with his arms in the air moments after Battleground. EBR stomping on the chair Vanessa’s leg is between. DGX’s voice is heard as these actions are shown.[/color]


“I saw an opportunity and I took it, stabbed E while he was weak to further myself...”


Cut to EBR vs. Thunder on Loaded. Non-Title. A match no one would remember. DGX on commentary, EBR looking to have the match won, only for the referee to be incapacited by the misguided interference by DGX. EBR yells at DGX from the inside. Thunder rolls EBR up from behind. Thunder wins. DGX’s voice is again heard.[/color]


“… The best thing to come out of Battleground was the realization that as a man, I still have the talent to stand behind DGX and keep him as big as he ever was. Hell, I’m willing to bet I could make him bigger today than I ever did in 2003.”


Cue EBR chop-blocking Wayne McGurk’s knee, followed by an EBR quote.[/color]


“And then I thought about Battleground, and truth be told had you not been there …”


Wayne McGurk’s leg is placed between a folded chair, much like Vanessa’s previously.[/color]


“I would have broken up DGX’s pin attempt …”


Though rather then stomp on it, EBR simply walks away.[/color]


“I’m sure that makes me a bad person … most certainly a bad teammate … but I don’t care.”


Survival of the Fittest. DGX vs. Thunder. EBR vs. Wayne McGurk. Shots of the matches are shown, interrupted by the shots of the other. As it nears down it shows EBR, standing in the middle of the ring, spitting blood as he looks at Wayne McGurk. Next, Thunder placing DGX on his shoulders for the Thunder & Lightning but DGX slipping out. Wayne McGurk boots EBR in the face. DGX connects with the Breakdown. Wayne McGurk exits the cage. DGX gets the three count. EBR lying unconscious on the canvas. DGX raising what is now his Heavyweight Title high above his head.


The song gets softer.


DGX & EBR, subbing in for the recently heroin addicted and fired Alex Sean, defending the Tag Team Titles against Thunder & Trace Demon. DGX is seen looking at EBR from the ring apron. The voice of DGX.[/color]


“Don’t even try to deny it, from the very beginning you wanted to be the Star Player.”


Re-used shots of EBR’s feud with Wayne McGurk, back to DGX looking at EBR.[/color]


“It’s glistening, glittering, golden chance to finally put me down for all the years I made you realize your inadequacy.”


With EBR puttin’ in work in the Tag Title match and looking to have it won, he turns around, met with DGX’s boot to his face.


The video temporarily cuts to black.[/color]


“I let you play while I stepped out …”


EBR is driven onto his head with one of DGX’s most infamous moves, the Tears of Thunder.[/color]


“… but since I’ve come back the order is restored, E …”


And then finally, EBR and DGX in the XWA in early 2010. EBR lies on the canvas, clutching at his back as DGX sinisterly raises his foot, bringing it down on the left hand of EBR.[/color]


“… and the star is back on the field.”


We go black for the longest time thus far, several seconds in fact. Once we return, it’s Superbrawl VI. DGX stands at the entrance way, microphone in hand and Tag Team Title back around his waist.[/color]


“I know the big question on everyone’s mind … who I, DGX, would be able to get as a tag team partner on such short notice …”


Shots of DGX and EBR working collectively as a unit in the older days of the XWA.[/color]


“Truthfully, there was only ever really one choice, only one person other than Alex talented and cool enough to stand in the corner with DGX!”


And of course, shots of them in 2009. Before Battleground.[/color]


“And that man is….E-B-R!!!!!!!!!!”


They win that match. And every other match they have. They appear unstoppable. Ain’t no more talking about it, moment of silence for the champions.


Indiana Jones V.[/color]


“At Indiana Jones V you will … be witnessing one of the greatest matches in the history of the WFWF.”


After the voice of Kraig is heard EBR, DGX, and Jadoa reside in the ring. As the song begins to pick up its speed EBR attacks DGX from behind, Jadoa joining in. Cue Matthew Werner’s voice.[/color]


“I can't believe what I am seeing here! This is disgusting! An absolute betrayal!”


After several clips of the attack EBR and Jadoa wonder up the ramp, until EBR’s attention is caught by DGX, down in the ring but holding a microphone.[/color]


“Heh … seriously, E? That’s all you have for me?! Heh heh..hah! You know, I spend nine months wandering around “oblivious” to your “secret plans”, giving the performance … probably of my life …”


A shot of EBR, watching from the ramp, growing red with frustration and humiliation.[/color]


“Nine months of hand holding and ego stroking to get your spine up to do something about it, and this is what you give me. HAHAHAHAHA…EBR ladies and gentlemen…your hall of famer and ‘dangerous’ man…let it be shown here tonight that EBR is neither dangerous nor great…”


EBR returns to the ring, assaulting DGX once again. But everyone knows who really won.[/color]


“DGX … knew about this the whole time?”


After the audio we cut to the main event. The aftermath at least. Alex Sean victorious and holding his Heavyweight Title in his grasp as King Kraig approaches, microphone in hand.[/color]


“But Alex Sean … one man stepped up and was not only winning to accept the challenge … more importantly, was never actually defeated for that very title in the first place.”


EBR emerges from the back. Clips of the Anointed from ’09 are yet again shown, cutting back to Alex Sean who does, in fact, cry. Matthew Werner’s line is again uttered.[/color]


“I can't believe what I am seeing here! This is disgusting! An absolute betrayal!”


Easily EBR defeats Alex Sean for the Heavyweight Championship, DGX’s voice being heard.[/color]


“… the only thing you ARE E…is a great, big, P*SSY!!”


Various shots of the last couple of months are shown, that of King Kraig ordering attacks on Alex Sean and Trace Demon’s, highlighting EBR’s reluctant involvement in the latter. DGX voice is heard.[/color]


“You went out and pretended to be something you weren’t like you always do and got caught in it.”


Shot of “The EBR Appreciation Show”, EBR officially awarded the title he didn’t remotely deserve and partaking in the charade, until he and Kraig are interrupted by DGX.[/color]


“All you need do is accept my challenge … and we have a date to settle this whole issue once and for all.”


Voice of Kraig.[/color]


“EBR is a fine champion, a proud champion …”


Shots of EBR running in and attacking various wrestlers in ’09, tearing Vanessa’s ACL, tormenting Wayne McGurk, and his involvement in the Trace Demon assault.[/color]


“… and he carries on his shoulder the honor and reputation of this company and of King Kraig over his shoulder!”


DGX smirks, and as the song goes faster and faster more quick shots are shown of the last two shows. DGX continually getting the upper hand and making EBR look like the tool he is, DGX hitting Kraig with the Breakdown, and specifically - pinning EBR in the middle of the ring at Civil War. DGX’s voice is heard.[/color]


“You know why you always try to be something you’re not E?”


Shots of DGX’s victorious moments, winning at Battleground, winning at Survival of the Fittest, even winning with EBR at Superbrawl VI.[/color]


“Because you’re a loser, and you know it but that’s just fine.”


Faster shots of EBR’s actions from late 2008 until Indiana Jones V.[/color]


“Because you know what E, we’re gonna play one more time.”


DGX smirking at EBR from the ring at Indiana Jones V.[/color]


“I know the game and I’m more than happy to go one more hand with you kid…”


Several action shots of both men, finally ending with DGX in the crowd, moments after the Breakdown on Kraig. EBR remains at ringside, silently and intently staring at DGX. We stay on this image, the final words of the video package being spoken by EBR.[/color]


“It’s on …”


We begin to slowly fade out.[/color]


“ … I’ll kick your f*ckin’ ass, D …”


And with that, we’re done.[/color]


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And we're back.


An electronic yet tribal percussion line suddenly shakes the sound system, the entrance of "Unorthodox Manifesto". This repeats over several times, the thunderous crash of the music jolting everyone in their seats. Then, at what looks to be the point of sudden and harsh impact, a distortional descent tears through the line, flowing directly into the song itself. Calvin Lee follows and makes his way on to the entrance stage. As he walks down towards the ramp, in true Anointed fashion, gold sparks shoot up from the stage, but fizzle after just a few moments. The pace of his music suddenly picks up, prompting the sparks to cease fire (even though the pyro ran out after about 3 seconds.)


Matt Steel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


…and Calvin Lee to let out a primal scream and pose on the ramp. He walks down further for a moment, then locks into his pose once more. Following the even sharper turn towards speed of his music, the sparks once again begin to fly, this time lower on the apron. Well, at least that’s what Calvin thinks. He points to it, but nothing happens. A stage hand shrugs. After several moments, the stage hand takes a bit of a donut and Calvin Lee runs into the ring. Upon entry, he scans the area. Moments later, Calvin Lee walks over to the ropes and ascends to the middle turnbuckle. He poses for a brief second. Calvin Lee leaps down from the turnbuckle and prepares for his match.


The lights in the arena dim, The introduction of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays, but only leads into “Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams” by The 69 Eyes, which blares over the P/A system. The lights immediately come back up and begin to flash in the entrance way, Percy Jackson making his way through the curtain followed shortly behind by Phillip Schneider. Schneider makes his way to the ring, climbing to the apron and peeling off his jacket, setting it in the corner before climbing into the ring. Schneider stretches his hands and wrists a bit as he waits for the referee to check him for foreign objects.


Lock up center ring. Schneider with a break of one hand, switching to a one handed knuckle lock. A kick to the ribs of Calvin from Schneider, a second kick, followed up by a knee. Calvin takes a high roundhouse punch attempt with his free hand, but Schneider ducks under it, then sweeps Calvin’s leg with his free hand. Schneider drags Calvin right back to his feet, then arm drags him back to the mat. Calvin scrambles to his feet and runs at Schneider, Schneider catching him with a hip toss. Calvin right back to his feet and running right back at Schneider, apparently learning nothing from the first hip toss, as he takes a second, this time landing across Schneider’s knee instead of the canvas.


Matthew Werner: A hip toss into a backbreaker from Phillip Schneider.


Matt Steel: Schneider seems on his ball tonight.


Schneider with a cover, referee down for a count, 1.… 2.… kick out at two from Calvin. Schneider to his feet. He grabs Calvin by his head and whips him into the corner. Schneider runs at the corner. Calvin leap frogs, but Schneider stops short, leaving Calvin leap frogging nothing. As Calvin lands back on the mat, Schneider slaps him. Boot to the mid section from Schneider and he locks Calvin in a side headlock. Schneider drags Calvin to the center of the ring, then sweeps Calvin’s leg, driving his face into the mat with a headlock driver.


Matt Steel: It’s 2011, and in pro wrestling today, literally anything can be a driver.


Matthew Werner: I blame strong style Japanese wrestling.


Matt Steel: I blame Ring of Honor.


Schneider with a cover on Lee, referee down for the count, 1.…2.…. Kick out at a long two from Calvin. Schneider to his feet. He pulls off his wrist tape and starts choking Calvin. Referee makes a count, warning of a disqualification. 1.…2.….3.….4.… Schneider breaks the choke at four, but immediately reapplies it. 1.….2.….3.….4.… Again, Schneider breaks the choke but goes right back to it, 1.…..2.….3.….4.… Schneider breaks the choke, but grabs Calvin by the nose. Calvin struggling to get his nose free. Schneider with a baseball throw, jerking hard at the nose. Calvin falls backwards in agony, nearly falling off his feet entirely. Schneider runs at Calvin. He’s going for the Yakuza Kick.


Matt Steel: He’s going for the Yakuza Kick.


Matthew Werner: And he’s running at Calvin!


But Calvin side steps it. Schneider is a bit out of his bearings. Calvin grabs him up into a torture rack position.


Matt Steel: YES! YES! YES! BURNING HAMMER!


Matthew Werner: Don’t be so enthusiastic..


Matt Steel: That’s Calvin Lee’s kill move. When he hits this, Schneider is done!


But unfortunately, Calvin doesn’t hit it. Schneider slides out and lands on his feet. He boots Calvin in the mid section, grabbing a wrist and lifting CALVIN up into a torture rack position, with a wrist clutch. Schneider turns and drops Calvin right on his head, with a devastating burning hammer.


Matt Steel: NO! NO! NO! BURNING HAMMER!


Matthew Werner: You’re bi-polar.


Schneider makes a cover on Calvin, referee down for a count, 1.…2.….3!


Keri Thames: Here is your winner, Phillip Schneider!


Matthew Werner: Calvin put up a valiant fight, but it just wasn’t enough to stop Schneider.


Matt Steel: What will? This guy’s a monster.


Schneider sits up, sitting on the mat and requesting a microphone. Percy gets it for him, handing it in. Schneider doesn’t sit up.


Phillip Schneider: Knight.. You want my respect? So you followed my footsteps? And what did it get you? You beat Trace Demon.. I’ve done it twice now. You lost to Thunder earlier tonight and your match wasn’t even good enough to be aired on television. Or how about your match last week with Malakai? How’d that go? I’m seeing this as a consistent trend with you, Knight.. You talk a big game, you say a lot of things.. But you can’t back it up. You talk and you hype yourself up, like you deserve all these things.. But when it comes time to deliver, you’re like Bill Buckner, you choke.


Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHH!


Phillip Schneider: But you’ve got your way. Because someone in the WFWF believes your hype. Someone in the WFWF believes what you say, despite your track record of choking more than an amateur trying deep throat. So you got your match.. But we’re going to play by my rules. See, unlike you, when I say things.. Things happen. And because of this, when I make demands.. It doesn’t take five shows for the demands to happen.. Attack of the Little Green Men 2.. We play under my rules.. But since I don’t know what’s up your ass with this whole “respect” thing, what exactly you want.. You won’t know what I want, until you get out there.. Sounds fair, right? King Kraig thought so. He’s a fair and straight minded individual, so he seen it my way. So.. Good luck? Hah..


Schneider rolls out of the ring, gathering up his jacket as he makes his way to the back.


Matthew Werner: Phillip Schneider. International man of mystery.


Matt Steel: Never have truer words been spoken.


Matthew Werner: Actually, that's not true. We're going to commercial break! Now that's the truth.

[bad guy™]

As we return from a commercial break, the opening of "The World is Yours" by Nas resonates through the loud-speakers, immediately being drowned out by a chorus of jeers and boos from the audience in attendance.


Matthew Werner: It appears we'll be hearing from our President King Kraig.


Matt Steel: I've been hearing rumblings about this all day Matthew, this should be very interesting.


Matthew Werner: Rumblings, you say? I haven't heard anything.


Matt Steel: Well, that's because you're not "in" with the power people around here Matthew.


Matthew Werner: And you're saying that you are?


Matt Steel: Yeah dawg. Costa Nostra, ya know what I'm saying?


Matthew Werner: I don't think that means what you think it means.


Matt Steel: Hrm... To tell you the truth I'm not entirely sure myself but it sounds right to me.


After a convenient amount of wait to allow the obligatory pre-segment banter from Werner and Steel, King Kraig steps out onto the stage with a clipboard in his right hand. He quickly makes his way down toward the ramp and begins descending toward the ring.


Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring at this time, he is the President of the WFWF... King Kraig!


With his face showing the expression of an intense and focused man.





Yeah, like that. He continues his stroll making his way to the ringside area. Kraig moves toward the ring steps and walks up, and as he approaches the ropes, he gestures toward Keri Thames to hold the ropes for him, to which she immediately obliges.


Matt Steel: This man's sure got a lot on his mind these days. From his problems with Trace Demon to the situation between EBR and DGX and, of course, his differences with Alex Sean, who knows what he's coming out here to talk about.


Matthew Werner: Regardless of what it is, I'm sure there's trouble ahead.


Matt Steel: So you're saying, in a sense, that this very ring before us is like a bridge over troubled water?


Matthew Werner: Yes, yes indeed.


As Kraig takes the center of the ring and the microphone from Keri Thames, he gestures for her to leave the ring, which she does quickly, and begins to speak to the capacity crowd in attendance.


King Kraig: I have to say, this feels somewhat like deja vu. It seems like almost every week now, I'm forced, as the President of the WFWF, to march to the center of this ring and call out one individual, a man who lacks the courage and integrity to do the same. Regardless, here I am now and again, and moreover, here I am asking for the presence of Alex Sean. So, in the interest of trying to get through this as quickly as possible, Alex Sean, could you please come down to the ring.


With that, Kraig lowers the microphone from his lips and turns toward the stage.


Matthew Werner: Interesting situation here. One would have to assume that there's likely some sort of plan at work here by King Kraig and his assorted... associates.


Matt Steel: What? Naw. Kraig's on the level, man.


Just as the crowd begins to grow restless...


"If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 Problems but a b*tch ain't one!"


The intro of "99 Problems" by Jay-Z rings over the speakers and, just as the record scratch runs through and the beginning of the verse kicks in, Alex Sean steps out through the curtain to a thunderous roar from the fans in attendance.


Matthew Werner: And here we go.


Sean quickly moves down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope. He makes his way over to the broadcast side of the ring wasting no time and reaches out for a microphone. He is handed one by Keri Thames and turns toward King Kraig.


Alex Sean: I'ma have to assume that you probably got some flunkies waiting around to jump me when my back is turned, and truth be told, I ain't scared of a fight so if that's what you're calling me out here for, let's spare ourselves the five minutes of your nonsense and get down to business.


With that, Sean drops the mic. to the floor and spreads his arms, gesturing for Kraig to bring it on. Dismissively, Kraig chuckles, then holds his hand holding the clipboard up to Sean.


King Kraig: No, no, no. Relax, Alex Sean, nobody is going to come in and beat you up tonight. No, in fact, Sean, I'm here to offer you a proposition.


Sean reacts as someone being propositioned would. That sounded kind of dirty to me.


King Kraig: See, Alex Sean, what I hold here in my hand, on this clipboard, is an opportunity of a lifetime for you. What I hold here in my hand, is a... revised contract for your match with Jason Jadoa at Raising air quotes. "Attack! Of the Little Green Men 2... In 3D". You pride yourself on being able to win, well Alex, here's your chance to back up that claim, here's your opportunity to prove your worth to these fans who have rejected you!


The crowd begins to boo Kraig mercilously, which he only uses to validate his claim, nodding his head and saying "I know, I know.".


King Kraig: What's printed on this contract, beyond the simple formalities of a match, is... Well, you could say the highest reward, but with also... the highest risk. I guess I ought-to cut to the chase; Sean, I don't like you. I didn't like you in 2008 when you thought you could decide how you're supposed to be booked, I didn't like you a year and a half ago when I invested truckloads of my own money in reopening the XWA with you, and I don't like you now, after a year of your unreliability, your failures in the ring, and your unwaivering arrogance in the face of obvious signs of humility! I want you gone, out of my hair for good, and I'm willing to give you a chance at the one thing you want most to do so because I believe in my heart that at Raising air quotes once again. "Attack! Of the Little Green Men 2... in 3D" you will be defeated by Jason Jadoa and this whole... Saga, between us... Will be over.


And you wonder where Thunder gets it from. Hiyooohh!


King Kraig: So, here's my offer to you; Alex Sean, should you defeat Jason Jadoa, you become the number one contender to the WFWF Championship. That's right, you win, you get your shot at the belt. But if you lose... If you lose, Alex Sean, that's it. You're gone. Your contract, terminated, your employment here, over and done. You lose to Jason Jadoa, and so long as I run this company, you'll never, ever step foot in a WFWF ring again.


Pause for dramatic effect.


King Kraig: So, what do you say?


Sean takes only a quick moment to ponder, looking out at the fans as if to get their approval. Then, he opts to snatch (lol vaginas) the microphone from the hand of Kraig.


Alex Sean: You're on, Kraig. Let's make it happen.


The crowd pops as you would imagine they would, and a smiles lights Kraig's face up. With that, he hands the clipboard and a pen from his coat pocket to Sean. He gestures for Sean to hand him back the microphone, which Sean obliges cos we gots to get this show on the road, know what I'm sayin'?


King Kraig: Very well, I admire your courage in the face of your incredibly unlikely victory but, hey, stranger things have happened. Please sign here.


Sean leans forward, grabs the pen, and begins to sign the contract.


King Kraig: Oh, you know what, I should probably mention one thing... Heh, must have slipped my mind. This new contract also states that your match with Jason Jadoa, at the request of Jadoa himself, will be a Raising air quotes. "Dog Collar Match"!


Matt Steel: My god! A dog collar match! That means Sean and Jadoa will have to touch all four corners in a row!


Matthew Werner: I believe that's a strap match, Steel.


Matt Steel: Strap match? Isn't that where it's a rope with a cowbell on the end?


Matthew Werner: No, that's a Bullrope Match.


Matt Steel: No, no, no. That's a Yapapi Indian Strap Match, Matthew!





Matthew Werner: I... Don't know what to say.


Seemingly unphased, Sean continues signing the contract.


King Kraig: Hrm, perhaps you need a little... reminder... of what this match exactly is.


Kraig's cryptic words seem to tip Sean off, who raises his awareness just as the one and only Jason Jadoa leaps over the barricade and rushes under the bottom rope, a long, dog collar chain in hand. As he gets to his feet, Sean turns to face him, tosses the clipboard to the canvas, and immediately the two men begin exchanging blows.


Matthew Werner: My god! All hell has broken loose!


Matt Steel: And only a Yapapi Indian Strap Match can settle it!


Matthew Werner: Matt...


Matt Steel: Dog collar match, dog collar match, right.


As Sean and Jadoa brawl, Kraig picks up the clipboard and, with a clean shot to the back of the head, cracks Sean with the metal clipping area of said clipboard, which for the sake of this segment we're going to assume would hurt an awful lot and would drop Alex Sean. With Sean down, Jadoa reaches for the dog collar chain and wraps it around Sean's neck. He pulls back, strangling Sean with the chain, giving Kraig the opening to get in Sean's face and shout at him, proclaiming him to be washed up and ready to retire.


Matthew Werner: My god, this situation just continues to escalate further and further out of control!


Finally, after Sean fades into unconsciousness, Jadoa releases the grip on the chain and Sean's lifeless body drops to the canvas. Jadoa unwraps the chain from around his neck, then raises his arms in the air, holding the chain up high as if to signify a victory at Attack! Of the Little Green Men 2... In 3D. And with that, we fade to commercial. You better come back. Or else.

[bad guy™]

Like I said, or else.


Matthew Werner: And that will bring us to our main event for this evening.


Matt Steel: You know, this match probably should have been saved for pay per view. I wonder why they decided to pick this random show to finally settle their differences after having such hard feelings towards one another.


*stares at Braden*


The opening of Becoming the Bull hits the loudspeaker and Ace Bennett makes his way to the entrance way, standing on the ramp. As the drums come in, Ace begins to pound his chest in sync with the drums. When the guitar riff hits, Ace screams to the crowd and pumps them up, jumping up and down and pounding his chest, to the delight of the crowd. Ace slides under the bottom rope and a look of sheer focus comes over his face as he mentally prepares himself for his match.


Keri Thames: Introducing first, from Syracuse, New York. Weighing in at 192 and 1 quarter pound, he is none other than The Streak Destroyer, Ace Bennett!


Matt Steel: I can see he has put on weight for this important match.


The lights in the arena fade out completely as silence ensues. A blue and purple spotlight make their way to the Entrance Stage before sparks begin to pop out like fireworks. Suddenly, “The Touch“ by Stan Bush plays and when the music starts to pick up, Braden Munroe rushes out from behind the curtain with Tabitha Owens close behind. Braden falls to his knees just before the Entrance Ramp, closes his eyes and raises his arms to the skies. The fireworks again begin to explode out around him. Tabitha stands behind him, carrying this week’s issue of MunrOwens comic (which nobody reads), pointing at it proudly and then rolling her eyes at Braden. Munroe hops up to his feet and starts to skip down the aisle, pretending as though he‘s going to high-five the fans, but then declares himself too glorious for such a thing and ends up ignoring them. Tabitha puts her comic in front of her face so the fans can‘t snap photos. The pair gets into the ring with Braden running around like an annoying hyper child and Tabitha stands in the center, presenting the comic book. Munroe then runs to her side and takes the comic and then begins to run around with it, trying to show it off better than she did. As Munroe slows down, the music begins to fade out.


Keri Thames: And now, from the Outskirts of Sanity. He weighs in tonight at 204 pounds. The guy who used to have a slang name for a drug as his ring name, Braden Munroe!


Matthew Werner: What an intricate entrance, much more detailed than Ace Bennett’s.


Matt Steel: And he weighs more too. Looks like it will be a long night for Ace.


The match starts off quickly, with Bennett charging at Munroe, looking to get a small measure of revenge for Munroe’s surprise ambush last week. However, Munroe sees this coming and hits a stiff punch to the nice of Bennett, sending him crashing to the mat.


Matt Steel: See? What’d I tell ya. Long night for Bennett already.


Munroe, taking advantage of gaining momentum so early in the match, throws Bennett into the turnbuckle. He runs straight at Ace, nailing him with a body splash that knocks the wind out of Ace and sends him crumbling to the mat. Tabitha seems to be enjoying this a little too much, and is harassing Bennett any chance she can possibly get. Ace takes a snatch at Owens, which misses but sends the Black Dahlia into a rage. She attempts to enter the ring, but Munroe is able to stop her. The referee has no choice but to then throw Tabitha from the match. Security is then forced to come out due to the refusals of Owens to leave, and escort her from the arena.


Matt Steel: See ya later crazy.


Matthew Werner: Well at least she won’t be getting in the way of such a big match.


This distraction is enough for Bennett to regain his composure and nail Munroe right in the kidneys with a dropkick, which sends him flying outside of the ring. With a thud, he hits mat hard, leaving him down to stir. Ace sees an opportunity to do some damage and climbs the top rope. As Munroe stirs, Bennett signals that he is about to go for something big. Munroe, who finally recovers gets up and turns his attention toward the ring again, only for Bennett to hit a Crossbody from the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring, taking both men out. The referee begins to count both men out.


Matthew Werner: What a move by Bennett!


Matt Steel: It was okay.


... 1 ...


... 2 ...


... 3 ...


... 4 ...


... 5 ...


Bennett finally begins to stir.


... 6 ...


... 7 ...


He lifts Munroe up and into the ring, avoiding the countout, because that would be just stupid if a match ended like that so early. Ace jumps up to the apron of the ring, once again looking to hit a big move. He jumps up to the top ropes, looking to hit a Springboard Splash on the downed Munroe. However the quick moving Munroe is able to dodge the move, leaving Bennett to crash and burn in the ring.


Matt Steel: Meh.


Turning his attention back to Bennett, Munroe lifts the downed Bennett up and once again throws him into the corner turnbuckle. He charges at Bennett once again, this time jumping up and wrapping his legs around the head of Bennett. He whips all of his weight backwards, executing a perfect Hurricanrana that sends Bennett flying across the ring.


Matthew Werner: Impressive Bradencanrana by Munroe there.


Matt Steel: Yeah, great.


Matthew Werner: Can you at least pretend like you are watching this match and care even the tiniest little bit?


Matt Steel: Meh.


Now in full control of the match, Munroe begins to verbally attack Bennett, asking him if he regrets attacking him weeks ago. Munroe attempts to smack Bennett on the head, but Ace grabs the hand of Munroe and spins him around for the small package pin attempt.


... 1 ...


... 2 ...


Kickout by Munroe. Bennett gets up, seemingly fine from the Bradencanrana and allows Munroe to get up. Dumb move. He charges at Munroe, and is met by a stiff boot to the gut, which causes him to bend over in pain. Munroe takes Bennett’s head and tucks it under his arm. He jumps up and spins, planting Ace with a Tornado Spike DDT, or as he would like to call it, the Dead End. He then quickly covers Bennett, looking for the win.


... 1 ...


... 2 ...


Kickout by Bennett.


Matthew Werner: Close call there for Bennett. You gotta wonder how much he has left in the tank.


Matt Steel: Yeah.


Munroe seen an opportunity to do more damage and locked on a Single Leg Boston Crab. Ace cries out in pain as he notices that he is located in the smack center of the ring. With no way to escape, Bennett looks for any way to remove himself from the pain of the hold. Braden pulls all of his weight backwards, amplifying the pain in Bennett’s back. However, then Ace realizes something. Munroe only has one of his legs! He flips over using his free leg and kicks Munroe off of him, sending him down onto his knees. Bennett gets up, runs at the downed Munroe and smokes him in the back of the skull with a deadly kick.


Matthew Werner: Shining Wizard! Is this how the storied career of Braden Munroe ends?


Munroe’s body goes limp and he collapses to the mat. Ace hesitates for a second due to the pain in his back, but eventually covers his opponent.


... 1 ...


... 2 ...


Munroe kicks out and the crowd pops in surprise. A shocked Bennett picks Braden up and sends him flying into the corner turnbuckle.


Matt Steel: Serves him right, Munroe’s done that twice to Bennett already.


Matthew Werner: Are you telling me that you are in fact paying attention?


Matt Steel: Meh.


Bennett walks towards Munroe, who seems to still be feeling the effects of the Shining Wizard. Ace lifts him up, so that he is sitting on the top turnbuckle with his back facing Bennett.


Matthew Werner: Things aren’t looking good for Braden here. It looks like Ace is going for the Syracuse Drop.


Matt Steel: What insightful commentary.


Ace jumps about, preparing to execute the Syracuse Drop, but is met square in the jaw by the left elbow of Braden Munroe. He attempts it again but is met with the same fate. This time he staggers back, giving Braden time to turn around. Ace blindly runs at Munroe, not realizing that he has turned around and come to his senses. He jumps up and attempts the Syracuse Drop once again, but as he wraps his legs around Munroe’s head and tries to crank down, Munroe somehow catches him. Munroe lifts Bennett up and flies off the top turnbuckle, nailing a Super Powerbomb from the top rope. Both men lay motionless on the mat after the impact. The referee is forced to start the count of 10.


Matthew Werner: Oh my god! I think that’s the first time I’ve seen the Syracuse Drop countered! What power by Braden Munroe!


Matt Steel: Meh.


... 1 ...


... 2 ...


... 3 ...


... 4 ...


... 5 ...


Not surprisingly, Munroe is the first to get up after the move. He stomps the downed Bennett a couple of times before taunting to the crowd that the match is over. He picks up Bennett and sets him up for the Dismembered Dreams.


Matthew Werner: Looks like this one is about to be over.


Matt Steel: Good call.


With Bennett on his back, Munroe lets out a scream. However, he takes too long and Bennett is able to wriggle out of the Canadian Backbreaker position. With Munroe’s back facing him, Ace Bennett jumps up on Munroe and executes a standing Syracuse Drop, spiking Munroe’s neck and head on the match. With Munroe down, Ace seizes the opportunity to debut his new move, his variation of the Muto Lock that he calls the Syracuse Lock. With all of the pressure focused on Munroe’s neck, he cannot help but scream out in pure agony. This just causes Bennett to simply crank back further and further.


Matt Steel: He’s gonna pop his head off!


With tears filling his eyes, and trapped in the middle of the ring, Braden Munroe has no choice to tap out to the vicious hold, bringing an end to the match. “Becoming the Bull” plays over the loud speaker as Keri Thames announces the winner of the match.


Keri Thames: Here is your winner, Ace Bennett!


Matt Steel: What an incredible match to end such a great career! You commentary was kinda terrible though, not gonna lie.


Matthew Werner: ……


Ace celebrates in the ring as Munroe recovers on the mat. Ace turns to Munroe and offers him a hand to get up. Munroe accepts to cheers from the crowd. The two shake hands and Bennett asks for a microphone.


Ace Bennett: Now I know me and Braden Munroe have had our differences over the past few months. It comes to no surprise to me that this guy would have some issues with me following what I did to him however many weeks ago. But I respect the hell out of this guy. He put so much into this business and he’s done it for so long just for the fans.


A “Thank you Braden” chant can be heard in the crowd. It builds until its roar is thunderous. Braden is clearly moved.


Ace Bennett: I want to thank you for such a great match. I want to thank you for everything that you have done for me and all of the other guys in the back. But above all, I want to thank you for everything that you have done for the fans.


The crowd pops and Ace gives Braden the microphone.


Braden Munroe: Well, I guess MunrOwens Comic Books are discontinued..


Munroe drops the microphone, shakes Bennett’s hand one more time, and leaves the ring. He waves around to all of the fans as they chant “Please don’t go.” Munroe finally stands at the top of the ramp, waves on more time and screams goodbye to a huge pop from the crowd. He quickly makes his way to the back.


Matthew Werner: What a moving goodbye by Braden Munroe.


Ace Bennett celebrates in the ring for a little bit, taunting to the crowd, until he is interrupted by “Won’t Let Go” by InMe plays over the loudspeaker. However, the man who normally comes out to this theme is nowhere to be seen and instead in his place is a man dressed in a suit. He makes his way to the ring, holding a letter in his hand.


Ace Bennett: Who are you?


Suited Man: I am here representing Johnny Michaels, sire. I have a very important message for you.


Ace Bennett: Why couldn’t Michaels just make his way out here himself?


Suited Man: I regret to say that Mr. Michaels is feeling a bit under the weather today.


Ace Bennett: What? Does he have chicken pox?


The crowd pops to the joke. Ace looks curiously at the man, whose serious look never left his face, even after the joke. Ace looks down at the envelope in the man’s hands. The man offers Ace the envelope, and he gladly accepts. He hastily opens the letter and the man leaves the ring. Ace begins to read.


Ace Bennett: “Dear Mr. Bennett, I would like to thank you for releasing me from the prison of my chicken nugget costume. I was completely and utterly out of my mind to think that I was a food item. I now truly know how great you are and would be honored to work with you sometime in the near future. That is why I am inviting you to team with me at Attack of the Little Green Men. Together we could be a formidable force. Looking forward to a reply. Sincerely, Johnny “Movie Man” Michaels.


Matt Steel: That sounded nothing like anything Johnny would say.


Ace Bennett: Hmmmm, so Mr. Chicken Nugget resurfaces. I’ll tell ya what Johnny. I need a match for Attack of the Little Green Men anyways. Considering you just gave me such an interesting offer, I accept! Don’t think I’m stupid though, I’ll be watching you very closely.


Matthew Werner: WOAH! JOHNNY MICHAELS BACK ON WFWF TELEVISION?!


Matt Steel: Admittedly, that's pretty gnarly.


Matthew Werner: Man, this show was insane tonight!


Matt Steel: It set up everything so nicely.


Matthew Werner: And with that, we bid you adeau. See you at Attack 2.


The WFWF logo flashes on the screen as we fade to black.

[bad guy™]

So...here are the results. Many thanks to Ace, Thunder, E, Alex, Schneider, Albright and Davidson for their contributions!

[Ace Bennett]

Very cool. Was wondering when these would be posted. Think I did well for my match write up, considering I don't recall doing it before.

[sonstuds]

This was a pretty solid show for a card that only had a 50% turn out.

[Swarm]

Admittedly I;m very drunk but the dramatic pug made me lol.

[Rule 30]

I no showed and won?

Like a boss.

[kurtangleisgod]

Dramatic pug ftw