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Post by Jord on Jan 31, 2011 19:20:16 GMT -5
Dark Match: Robbie E w/ Cookie def. Josh Daniels
TNA iMPACT! Spoilers for February 3, 2011:
The Impact Zone is full with obvious curiosity over who "they" is especially since "they" aren't who they were supposed to be.
* Impact starts with Immortal out (everybody but Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair). Eric Bischoff says they have business to take care of. They sent Scott Steiner a special invitation so come on down. Scott Steiner joins Immortal in the ring. Bischoff says they've known each other way too long. He'll forget about the last few weeks and talk business. He found out a few hours ago that Dixie Carter got a continuance so Hulk Hogan won't be here tonight. That's the bad news. Now even though Steiner's saying "They" are here, he knows there's no "They." Kevin Nash called him and Bischoff told him to take the money. Get a new action figure, dye your hair and do it. As for Booker T, who cares what he's doing? Sting isn't here either. So Scott, be a man, grab your bags and join us. Bischoff extends his hand and says this is his last shot. Scott asks if that's his choice? Bischoff says door one is join him, door two is getting your a-- kicked. Steiner says how about door 3, where I shove my foot up your a--? He says he's known Eric a long time and right away knew he was a piece of s---. He's more of a man than any of these p------ in the ring. If he was a man he'd say yes sir and no sir. So he has 5 seconds to apologize or he'll break his skinny neck. Bischoff says bite me. Kurt Angle and Crimson come out. Angle says Bischoff is a piece of s---. He says "They" are here. It's real. It's d--- real. Steiner, Angle and Crimson leave a confused Immortal in the ring.
* The main event is Mr. Anderson vs. Jeff Hardy for the TNA Championship.
* Ink Inc. defeated Gunner and Murphy. Ink Inc. won the match by pinfall.
* Jeremy Buck defeated Jay Lethal and Douglas Williams to enter the Against All Odds Four Way for the X-Division championship. Max Buck was doing commentary and came to the ring to help his brother.
* In his office, Eric Bischoff is freaking out that Ric Flair isn't there. AJ Styles and Robert Roode, among others, calm him down. Bischoff makes AJ promise that Jeff Hardy will get the belt back tonight for Immortal and Styles does.
* Mr. Anderson came out and asked Jeff to join him in the ring. Jeff came out and Anderson asked if there are as many bungholes as creatures in the Impact Zone. Anderson talked about how Jeff and him and are similar. Anderson made fun of Triple H. He then asked Hardy if the can have a match between the two of them with no one interfering. Jeff showed a babyface mix here, and they are doing this match for the fans.
* Mickie James defeated Sarita. James won the match and was then attacked by Madison Rayne from behind.
*Jeff Hardy went to Eric Bischoff's office and made him promise Immortal would not interfere. Bischoff initially refused but finally agreed.
* Bully Ray vs. The Pope turned into an angle. Before the match, Ray was treating SoCal Val really bad to the point she started crying. He then cut a promo on Devon, saying the Pope is better than Devon ever was. The Pope then cut a promo on Samoa Joe, announcing it's Joe vs. Pope at Against All Odds. Pope announces he and Ray are now a team. Joe and Devon come out and they have a tag match instead. Joe chases Pope to the back. Ray and Devon are left alone. Devon nails him with a chair and is dominating when referees and security hold them apart. As Ray is leaving, he spit a beer on two fans that were Devon's sons.
*Mr. Anderson comes out first and does the mic bit but gets attacked from behind by Jeff Hardy. They brawl down the ramp and around ringside. Security breaks them up and they finally get in the ring for the start of their match.
During the match, a ref is bumped and Immortal hits the ring and starts beating down Anderson, but then The Fortune members stop and attack Hardy and the rest of Immortal. So, "They" are AJ Styles, Kazarian and Beer Money. Matt Hardy, Rob Terry, Jeff Hardy, Gunner and Murphy look on in shock. Styles starts cutting a promo but Bischoff comes out and calls AJ an ungrateful son of a b**ch. Styles says that Bischoff ran another company into the ground but they aren't letting Bischoff do it to TNA. There's a mention that a ruling will be made in March over the power struggle between Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter as well. So, it's Fortune vs. Immortal.
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Post by eddie eddie on Jan 31, 2011 19:24:42 GMT -5
i'm so anxious to see what they're doing with all this mess.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 19:42:29 GMT -5
Nice way to play off the fact Book and Nash decided to go back to Vince instead of be involved in this intellectually- disabled angle
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Post by eddie eddie on Jan 31, 2011 20:27:25 GMT -5
full results say that it Styles and Beer Money are "they"
i approve. i approve so hard.
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Post by BV on Jan 31, 2011 20:34:28 GMT -5
I like it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 20:35:01 GMT -5
5. Mr. Anderson defeated Jeff Hardy to retain the TNA Title. Jeff attacked Anderson during the introductions. After ten minutes of fighting outside the ring, the match started. The ref was knocked out during the match. Immortal came out and then Fortune (A.J. Styles, Kazarian, and Beer Money) turned on Hardy and Immortal. Anderson ended up getting the win.
A.J. Styles claimed he is "They." Eric Bischoff came out. Angle and Steiner joined Styles in the ring. Bischoff said that Hulk Hogan will take control of the company by March 3. There was no sign of Ric Flair. There was a lot of yelling back and forth and then A.J.'s music played. -----------------------
WOW, this sounds really good. Great job TNA!
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Post by eddie eddie on Jan 31, 2011 20:44:54 GMT -5
i honestly love the way they played with the idea of MEM coming in with Steiner and all. unless, that was the actual idea but with Nash and Booker in WWE and all. nonetheless, i approve of this all.
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Post by machoking on Jan 31, 2011 20:49:21 GMT -5
full results say that it Styles and Beer Money are "they" i approve. i approve so hard. Hell yes! So pumped.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 20:50:36 GMT -5
AJ as a face= win Kaz as a face= win Beer Money as faces= please god no!
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Post by BV on Jan 31, 2011 20:54:02 GMT -5
AJ as a face= win Kaz as a face= win Beer Money as faces= please god no! Crowd already cheers them like they're faces.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 20:56:59 GMT -5
AJ as a face= win Kaz as a face= win Beer Money as faces= please god no! Crowd already cheers them like they're faces. But they are awesome as smug jackasses.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 20:57:12 GMT -5
This doesn't make sense at all but ok....
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Post by eddie eddie on Jan 31, 2011 20:59:20 GMT -5
Crowd already cheers them like they're faces. But they are awesome as smug jackasses. i doubt they'll change the way they act. i mean, look who they have as world champ.
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Post by cjskittles4 on Jan 31, 2011 21:08:40 GMT -5
sounds like a mess
I'll just have to wait and see
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Post by 3Lephant (Naptown Icon) on Jan 31, 2011 21:17:16 GMT -5
Can someone reply to this and just tell me the matches that are scheduled for the show? I don't want to read who wins... But I'd also like to know who "they" are. Just don't want match finishes. Thanks
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Post by eddie eddie on Jan 31, 2011 21:24:32 GMT -5
Can someone reply to this and just tell me the matches that are scheduled for the show? I don't want to read who wins... But I'd also like to know who "they" are. Just don't want match finishes. Thanks Ink Inc vs. Gunner and Murphy Jeremy Buck vs. Jay Lethal vs. Doug Williams Mickie James vs. Sarita Bully Ray vs. The Pope Jeff Hardy vs. Mr Anderson. they are Fourtune.
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Post by deskjet on Jan 31, 2011 22:34:46 GMT -5
This is called "we ed up and now we have to make the best of a bad situation which makes it look worse, but we'll play it off like we knew what we were doing all along. Tna apologists will eat it up, we;ll maintain our 1.0 rating and it'll be chalked up as another failed attempt, and failed surprise." Tna really just needs to start over..this whole They, old guys vs young guys vs TNA originals bullcrapis totally played out. Hopefully it comes across better on tv.
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Post by eddie eddie on Jan 31, 2011 22:45:05 GMT -5
This is called "we ed up and now we have to make the best of a bad situation which makes it look worse, but we'll play it off like we knew what we were doing all along. Tna apologists will eat it up, we;ll maintain our 1.0 rating and it'll be chalked up as another failed attempt, and failed surprise." Tna really just needs to start over..this whole They, old guys vs young guys vs TNA originals bullpoop is totally played out. Hopefully it comes across better on tv. you think this is worse? this is a craploud better. and none of this has anything to do with age. its about a bunch of guys ranging from AJ to Kurt to Scott Steiner to Crimson trying to get rid of Bischoff and Hogan.
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Post by slappy on Jan 31, 2011 22:47:40 GMT -5
LMAO.
Why so many shots at the WWE?
They v2 = Fail
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Post by cjskittles4 on Jan 31, 2011 23:23:11 GMT -5
LMAO. Why so many shots at the WWE? They v2 = Fail Because they're original plan probably got pissed on! Good for WWE! Great for AJ Styles and Beer Money (the only positive thing to come out of this) LMAO So I'm guessing that THEY are "AJ Styles, Scott Steiner, Kurt Angle, Beer Money, and Crimson." What a mess!
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