Impact Spoilers 29/7, 5/8

[LtD73]

Credit: John Benoit/PWInsider.com

I got to the Impact Zone a little late tonight. When I walked in, there was an in-ring segment with the Hardcore Originals (including Team 3D), Hulk Hogan and Abyss to set up Dreamer vs. Abyss in the main event. Hogan noted Tommy Dreamer was there as a guest of TNA.

*Sarita vs. Angelina Love. Love defeated Sarita.

*We are shown a video clip with Orlando Jordan and Eric Young setting up a tag match tonight. Young seems to be doing a deal where he's acting goofy because he was kicked in the head.

*Ink, Inc. defeated Orlando Jordan and Eric Young. Jordan kissed Socal Val while making his way to the ring. Young brought a male fake model in pink feathers down to the ring with him and put it in their corner.

*A Universal employee warned everyone not to hop the rail as a kid did last time. Dixie Carter and Hermie Sadler are in the house.

*Tommy Dreamer did a promo backstage saying that he might not have a TNA contract, but tonight he's going to show Abyss what Extreme is. The Abyss vs. Dreamer bout is a Hardcore match.

*Ric Flair came out and announced Beer Money were the final two members of Fortune. So, it's Beer Money, AJ Styles and Kazarian in the group. Flair announces he will return to the ring against Jay Lethal next week. Robert Roode says that when they defeat the Motor City Machineguns in a Steel Cage tonight, they will be the new Tag Team champions. Kazarian cut a promo about being in Fortune. Styles cut a promo about being the Global champion. Kurt Angle came out and told Styles he was next on Angle's list.

*As they set up the Steel Cage, Jeremy Borash pushed fans to order VIP packages for TNA Hardcore Justice as they are close to selling out at www.shoptna.com.

*Beer Money vs. Motor City Machineguns in a Steel Cage (Match 3 of 5 match series). They are doing traditional tag rules inside the Cage. Roode is busted open. The crowd is into this one big time. The roof came off the Impact Zone after Alex Shelley flew from the top of the cage to land on Beer Money. James Storm nailed Roode with the beer bottle accidentally and both members of BM were pinned. 2-1 now and the Guns are still alive. Awesome match.

*Matt Morgan comes to the ring to Mr. Anderson's music. He mocks calling for the mic but doesn't get it until his third try. Morgan mocks Anderson introducing himself and makes up a bunch of fake info about himself calling himself 8 foot tall and 484 pounds. Ken Anderson comes out on the ramp and has a mic lowered for him. Anderson comes down to the ring. Morgan makes fun of the attack on him last week. Morgan dares Ken to hit him which Anderson eventually does. Morgan gets the upper hand again and chokes Anderson with the mic chord. Jeff Hardy comes down to make the save and unloads. Security comes in to break them up. Morgan gets a couple cheap shots in until D'Lo Brown, Simon Diamond and Al Snow come in and yell at security to end the segment.

*They air a graphic listing an Eric Bischoff announcement as well as Jeff Hardy & Ken Anderson vs. Matt Morgan and...a TNA security guard.

*Rob Terry pinned Kazarian in 30 seconds.

*Anderson & Hardy vs. Morgan & Security Guard. Morgan walks off and leaves the Guards to fend for themselves. Hardy pins one with a Twist of Fate.

*Eric Bischoff announced that the 8/12 edition of Impact will be a special episode featuring former ECW stars. The main event of that episode will be TNA champion Rob Van Dam vs. Abyss with Janice hanging above the ring in a Hardcore Match. Abyss came out and tried to use Janice on Bischoff but Rob Van Dam made the save. Abyss got the upper hand but TNA management came out. Finally, Tommy Dreamer hit the scene and the main event kicked off....

*Dreamer vs. Abyss. Dreamer is in control but they go to ringside. Dreamer uses a beer can on Abyss, then throws the trash can full of weapons into the ring. The crowd is totally behind Dreamer. Dreamer does the whole ECW baseball slide into Abyss with the trash can in front of abyss' face. Dreamer brings out a barbed wire board. Dreamer picks up the trash can but Abyss punches it in his face, then chokeslams Dreamer to get the pinfall victory

[Joey Cush]

I wonder if the guard is Kimo.

[King Bálor (CM)™]

Jul 26, 2010 20:55:59 GMT -5 Joey Cush said:

I wonder if the guard is Kimo.

EXACTLY what I was thinking. Kimo could just team with his abs. LOL!

[Tylor]

Dark Match:

* Xavier vs. Douglas Williams in a TNA tryout bout for Xavier. Winner via Chaos Theory, Douglas Williams.

Xplosion:

* Hernandez & Rob Terry vs. Desmond Wolfe w/Chelsea & Brutus Magnus. Winner via backslide from Desmond to Hernandez with Magnus holding his feet from the outside, Desmond Wolfe & Magnus.

* Generation Me vs. Ink Inc. Winner via neckbreaker/Samoan drop combo, Ink Inc.

* It was announced for parents to watch their kids and for no one to jump the rails. This was because of the incident earlier this month.

TNA Impact (Airing Thursday on Spike TV):

* The ECW crew comes out with a video showing their name as E V 2.0. Tommy Dreamer says he's been here eight weeks and this is the loudest he's heard the Impact Zone. He says due to some legal complications with the alphabet, they came up with E V 2.0. He chants it a few times and it seems catchy. He thanks Devon for joining them and asks what's going on. Devon says he doesn't know and Ray is letting dumb family stuff get in the way of this. He calls Ray down to discuss it. Devon tells him to put all their problems aside because these guys are our family. This is who we started out with and had or backs since day one. He asks if he's in or out. Dreamer says tells him to put it aside and join up. This is like his favorite band KISS putting the band back together. Mick Foley says no matter what they're going to put on a hell of a show. At the end of Ray's career if he doesn't do this he'll always regret it. The crowd chants "one more time". Taz gets on the mic and tells Ray to just do it. Ray gets in the ring and takes the mic. He asks Devon to answer one question: are we going to light somebody on fire? The crowd chants E V 2.0. Ray says why not, sounds like a lot of fun. Hulk Hogan's music hits. Hogan comes to the ring. He says he feels safe now that Team 3D made up. He thanks them for doing this and for doing it in TNA. He just wishes he knew in advance and would have some surprises of his own. He says these guys bring hardcore to a whole new level. Dixie told him these guys were to the 90's what he was to the 80's. He said he has a surprise for them. Abyss' music hits and he says he hates to interrupt but they are not happy. They are down right pissed off. This was never supposed to happen and they hold one person responsible for this and it's Dixie Carter. Hogan tells Abyss he doesn't care what he says. Dreamer is a guest of theirs here. Abyss says they have given him strict orders to take out Dreamer tonight and stop Hardcore Justice. Hogan says Abyss doesn't call the shots and Dreamer doesn't have to do anything. Dreamer says he'd actually love to fight Abyss and he'd love to fight him tonight. Abyss says tonight he's going to kick Dreamer's a--.

There's the first segment.

[J.Freek]

E V 2.0 LOL what the hell does that mean?

[LtD73]

Extreme Version 2.0

["Living Legend" Duttanized]

Nigel/Magnus team sounds fantastic.

[LtD73]

I wish they would've furthered the Angelina/BP storyline

[Deleted]

That sounds like a really bad iMPACT compared to some recent ones...but we'll see.

[LtD73]

on a different report i read (cba posting it) after the dreamer/abyss match Raven dropped Dreamer with a ddt so it looks like its Raven vs Dreamer at the ppv

[mattclassic]

What happened with the kid jumping the rail? Did he do anything?

[Controversial Maverick PUNK]

Wolfe on X-plosion? this company.

[LtD73]

Jul 27, 2010 15:59:35 GMT -5 Controversial Maverick PUNK said:

Wolfe on X-plosion? this company.

Look on the bright side, Wolfe actually won a match

[Jord]

Impact for 8/5/10:

*I arrived during a tryout matches featuring two talents I didn't recognize.

*Jeremy Buck pinned Okada.

Impact:

*Tommy Dreamer calls out Raven to explain his actions last week. Dreamer asks why he attacked him last week and said that his kids call him "Uncle Scotty" and now he has to explain to them what happened. Raven says he attacked Dreamer because he's been waiting to get at Dreamer since Dreamer stole his girl and married her. Dreamer went after Raven but Abyss showed up to make it a two on one. RVD hit the scene to make the save and brawled with Abyss. Raven DDT'd Dreamer on the stage. Mick Foley came out to help Dreamer and announced at the PPV it will be Dreamer vs. Raven in a Final Showdown with Foley as the guest referee.

*Hamada and Taylor Wilde defeated Lacey Von Erich and Velvet Sky to become to new TNA Knockouts Tag Team champions. Madison Rayne and the motorcycle woman show up on the ramp, distracting the champions to set up the finish.

*AJ Styles pinned Rob Terry after a lowblow to retain the TNA Global TV title.

*Later tonight is Abyss and Raven vs. Tommy Dreamer and Rob Van Dam.

*In a "Capture the X" style Ultimate X Match, it's Beer Money vs. The Motor City Machineguns. Robert Roode cuts a promo saying that The Guns have proven they are great and even though it's their type of match, Beer Money are taking the titles tonight. The Guns respond that the only way they are taking the belts is from their cold, dead hands. There are lots of great spots to open the match and some nice back and forth wrestling. Beer Money gets the upper hand but can't get the X because Roode is afraid of heights and Storm appears to have had a little too much to drink. Another great match between the two teams, with the end being Alex Shelley sliding acrossd the ropes while Roode walked across like a tight rope. They fought near the X and Roode got crotched and bumped into the ring while Shelley grabbed the X. They are tied 2-2.

*Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff and Miss Tessmacher come to the ring. He announced RVD vs. Abyss match on the big Impact will be a "Stairway to Janice" match as a takeoff on the old ECW Stairway to Hell bout. He announces the final Beer Money vs. Motor City Machineguns bout, Mr. Anderson vs. Pope Dinero and Jeff Hardy having an open challenge that night as well. Kevin Nash comes out and says he's finally got some face time with Hulk and Eric. Hogan tells Nash it's time to step out of the spotlight and let the younger talents take over. Nash says he doesn't like that and lays out Bischoff. Hogan and Nash go face to face and Nash takes him out. Nash grtabs a chair but Jeff Jarrett hits the ring. He gets the chair and is about to use it but suddenly Sting shows up, in red facepaint and lays out Jarrett with a bat. Nash and Sting leave everyone laying.

*Orlando Jordan vs. Pope Dinero. Jordan and Pope face off. Jordan gets Pope in the corner and starts grinding on him, which Pope doesn;t like. Eric Young runs out and starts collecting all the money that fell during Pope's speech. That distracts Jordan, who Pope surprises with a pin. Matt Morgan attacks Pope after the match but Ken Anderson makes the save. Pope isn't happy Anderson did. The TNA security guards from last week show up and yell at Anderson as well.

*Backstage, Christy Hemme informs Ric Flair that if any member of Fortune interferes, Flair is suspended for 90 days.

*Jay Lethal vs. Ric Flair in a Street Fight. Flair is busted open early. His clothes are ripped off, leaving him battling in underwear and one sock. Douglas Williams shows up to help Flair. We get a Moon over Orlando. Flair finally gets the pin on Lethal after Williams pushes Jay's leg off the ropes.

*TNA champion Rob Van Dam and Tommy Dreamer defeated Raven and Abyss in a pretty good tag match. Van Dam nailed the five star frog splash on Raven. Abyss attacked them after the match but the ECW crew hit the ring. Abyss got the upper hand but the lights went out and when they returned, The Sandman was in the ring with the Singapore Cane and cleaned house. That should be where the show ends.

After they went off the air, they played "Enter Sandman" and all the ECW guys and Hulk Hogan had a beer bash in the ring.

Hamada and Taylor as tag champs is random as , but I'm just happy to have Hamada on TV.

[Tylor]

Stairway to Janice! FTW!

[Hi, I'm John]

Sting in red facepaint? OUTSIDERS ANYONE

[Deleted]

SANDMAN. YAS.

[Sleeping Like An Angel]

Raven still being pissed about his girl being taken makes my heart warm. And Sandman causes me to mark.

[Controversial Maverick PUNK]

*Jay Lethal vs. Ric Flair in a Street Fight. Flair is busted open early. His clothes are ripped off, leaving him battling in underwear and one sock. Douglas Williams shows up to help Flair. We get a Moon over Orlando. Flair finally gets the pin on Lethal after Williams pushes Jay's leg off the ropes.

WTF?

[Flava Dave]

Whoa, someone found Hamada.