Official Post Your Omegle Chats Thread

[Tylor]

this ones great

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello how are you today?
Stranger: im fine and you?
You: im doing good but anyway My name is Chris Hansen with dateline NBC
you mind if i ask you a few questions?
Stranger: ask
You: What are you doing on a site like this?
Stranger: Im bored so i talk to people
Stranger:
Stranger: are you CIA?
You: Do you have any intentions?
Stranger: intensions?
You: like a reason for this such as something your hoping to get from doing this
Stranger: noo
You: are you a male or female?
Stranger: female
You: What age?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: listen are you high?
You: no im not but what kind of people do you prefer talking to?
Stranger: people who are fun
Stranger: so not people like you.
You: do you ever talk sexually on this site
Stranger: no thats gros
You: ok if a boy age 12 comes on and asks you for sex what do you say?
Stranger: I shut say
Stranger: go and ask your mom
Stranger: or
Stranger: call you sister
Stranger: or something
You: so you prefer being incest?
Stranger: wtf?
You: incest means having sex within your family
Stranger: yes if that boy is horny than he is desprerate to on this website, and he would be have any friends so he can ask his sister.
You: do you have sex within your family?
Stranger: no wtf
You: are you sexually active?
Stranger: no im 15.
Stranger: and not a ho.
You: i lost my virginity when i was 12
Stranger: nice for ou.
Stranger: you*
You: do you watch dateline NBC?
Stranger: no.
You: do you mind if we use this conversation on the show?
Stranger: you mean
Stranger: I come on tv?
You: no just this conversation
Stranger: oo.
Stranger: No i dont mind
You: ok well then this is Chris Hansen sayin peace out bitches
Stranger: WAAAAAIT.
Stranger: when is this coming?
You: monday 7e/6c
Stranger: which net?
Stranger: 7e/6e?
You: NBC
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: 7 eastern 6 central
You: NBC Studios
Stranger: okaay
Stranger: is it on the web?
You: thank you and always remember use protection and practice safe sex daily and no its not on the web
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: WIT
Stranger: WAIT.
You: what?
Stranger: no but if i come on a show,
Stranger: this conversation,
Stranger: can you say
Stranger: MK-Productions! at the end?
You: no
Stranger: why?
You: because we use NBC productions at the end
Stranger: yes but MK Productions is important
You: why?
Stranger: because,
Stranger: MK productions (me)
Stranger: then i can show it to my friends
Stranger: MK productions was on tv you know
Stranger: or only
Stranger: MK
You: ok i will get it in there but i g2g bye
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: when is this coming?
You: Come on, my wife is horny!
Stranger: ur fake.
You: no and goodbye
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: look,
You: what now?
Stranger: Can i see the show,
You: yes
Stranger: you know im from holland,
Stranger: can i see it in holland?
You: ok then on nbc.com
Stranger: okaay
You: bye
Stranger: when is it coming?
Stranger: NO WAIT.
Stranger: which time , and date
You: tuesday mornin it will be on nbc.com
Stranger: how late?
Stranger: the time*
You: early
Stranger: god
You: like 5 am
Stranger: omg.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye
Stranger: WAIT
You: wait!!!!
Stranger: can i get money for on tv?
You: no
Stranger: you know, my conversation is on tv
Stranger: i want to get money for it
Stranger: .
You: no pay
Stranger: why?
You: because i dont know you
Stranger: i dont understand.
You: you never will
Stranger: nice for you.
You: unless you have sex with me
Stranger: no.
Stranger: omg DESPERATE.
You: then no pay
Stranger: IM NOT A HO.
Stranger: your so fake.
Stranger: im not coming on tv.
You: this conversation will be bye
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 42
Stranger: omg..
Stranger: bye!
Stranger: tuesday morning
You: yes nbc.com
Stranger: can i watch the repeat?
You: yes it will be on that site for 1 week
Stranger: coool!
Stranger: and say MK at the end.
You: if you give me a cyber kiss
Stranger: dude, your 42.
Stranger: go away.
You: then no mk
Stranger: SAY MK.
Stranger: at the end
You: 1 cyber kiss first
Stranger: no.
You: no mk
Stranger: you have to say M.
Stranger: MK*
You: for 1 cyber kiss
Stranger: why? -.-
You: JUST DO IT!!!!
Stranger: WHY?
You: Because just please 1
Stranger: no.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: just get it over with
You: usa
Stranger: say MK!
Stranger: at the end.
You: you have 2 give me a cyber kiss or no mk
Stranger: iewl your pedo.
You: duh im chris hansen babe
Stranger: i dont know you.
You: bye then
Stranger: WAIT.
Stranger: say MK
Stranger: at the end
You: fine 4 1 cyber kiss
Stranger: or you will hear of my loier.
Stranger: advocaat.
Stranger: WHY?
You: muh kissed u first bye
Stranger: byeee

[Tylor]

^ Just so you know, that was my bros.

[Jack.]

Mar 18, 2010 11:54:38 GMT -5 Tylor said:

this ones great

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello how are you today?
Stranger: im fine and you?
You: im doing good but anyway My name is Chris Hansen with dateline NBC
you mind if i ask you a few questions?

Wow! That's my dads name.

[Joey Cush]

You: hey hey heyy
You: its faaaaat albeeerrttt !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[alexgg]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tired of always being the last one?
You: always losing?
You: feel like its time to be where you deserve?
You: well you can,
You: all you need to do is shave your hair
You: and take a prayer to me
You: your saviour
You: join us
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: in the straight edge socity
Stranger: stop
You: and rid your self off these toxins
You: your late night partys
You: say good bye to your beer
You: your ciggerates
You: your drugs
You: its not good
You: its not healthy
You: your an addict
You: you can be the best
You: be like us
You: me
You: CM Punk
Stranger: you are very crazy and maniac
You: Are you willing to join our society and be saved?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[✖ AJ]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Soon please, both, your place.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Deleted]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup peoples
Stranger: yep
You: thats right 'Barack Obama'
You: is in the house
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: do you like mcfly?
You: no
Stranger: you
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Deleted]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if ya walk through a locker room,your gonna see some dick
Stranger: ?
You: it mean if you rip of enough people your gonna go to jail
Stranger: wow .
You: i teach music to intellectually- disabled children...
Stranger: well i didnt need tu kno dat nd thats mean you call dem mental not retarted
You: no,I shout at them for being differant and often call them intellectually- disabled
Stranger: stupidd
You: they love me though
You: I hate them
Stranger: ew who would love you wit dat attitudee ?
You: intellectually- disabled children
Stranger: uqhh . well asl ?
You: 14 male UK
Stranger: you live in da uk
You: noooo
Stranger: qudd cuz i live in da usaaa
You: want some good ol' american pie?
Stranger: sureee .
You: ok,with the pickle or without?
Stranger: withh
You: and the curlys?
Stranger: nopee
You: you atleast want the nuts?
Stranger: yaaaaasssssss
You: you want them nuts crunched?
Stranger: noo
You: crushed?
Stranger: no
You: what are you?a child?
Stranger: STFU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[peecfeed]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT IS A MAN?!
Stranger: What is a man?
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[wwfepenguin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: 69'er?
You: nvm lol
Stranger: m or f?
You: well........................
You: i'm a dog and stuff
You: bark bark
Stranger: a dog with posable thumbs
You: yeah
Stranger: very cool
You: my dog is a sheep and my dad is a chicken
You: my mom is a sheep i mean*
Stranger: of course, it all makes sense!
You: THESE ARE THE ANSWERS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: brb, I gotta hump this chick's leg
Stranger: don't rush, these things take time
You: That back fired
You: the chick kicked me off
You:
Stranger: yes, well, it a developing skill
You: yeah, it takes time
Stranger: what's your name
You: Griffan Brian
Stranger: I like it, very original
You: yes i know
Stranger: what are you up to!'v
Stranger: licking your ass?
You: yeah
You: sorry
You: It's tastey
Stranger: I would imagine so
You: Toilet water is my favorite drink as well
Stranger: it was nice meeting you Brian griffin, enjoy the rest if your dog years
You: thanks
You: *leaves ninja style*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Mountain King]

You: HI
Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: hey
You: how are you today, pete?
Stranger: i am good
You: thats good
You: how was the play?
Stranger: it was pretty good
You: really? what was your favorite part?
Stranger: i liked the part when the main character slayed the dragon
You: ...i didnt kow there was dragons in rent...
Stranger: yes. in medieval rent. thats what i went to
You: what!
You: i gave you tickets to harry potter!
You: dangit pete!
Stranger: im sorry. but i like musicals better...
You: umm...hello...harry potter isnt a musical
Stranger: yeah. thats why i went to rent instead of harry potter. i swapped with this one guy
You: what was his name? was it mashed potato johnson? i told you not to swap with him!
Stranger: he didnt tell me his name
You: !!!!!!!
You: you are grounded! no more pick up sticks for you!
Stranger: sorry...
You: its ok
You: so,....got any good jokes?
Stranger: ur face
Stranger:
You: you jerry

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You: hi
Stranger: heyy are you a girl or a guy?
You: im whatever you want me to be
You: and more
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[Deleted]

Stranger: hi
You: oheyyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHAT THE !

[Deleted]

Stranger: California here, you?
You: Philadelphia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm done with this bull shit.

[Ben - #6 Munchie]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: ?
You: Im good u? wanna join a group?
Stranger: i am good too
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: what a kind of group
Stranger: ?
You: Its a group called the SES. You shave your head bald and become pure. Then you are sworn to straight edge for life. Sound good? not really eh. SES Sucks just like CMPunk
Stranger: and..
Stranger: what is become pure
Stranger: ?
You: well when you become pure all your sins are forgiven. But as a part of the deal you cant ever smoke, drink or do drugs again. Sounds crapbut its enjoyable.
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: i give you a tip
You: Yay
Stranger: join to the nazis groups..
Stranger: not skin heads..
Stranger: but nazis
You: noo i hate binladen
Stranger: binladen..
You: yes
You: he was the nazi leader
Stranger: he has nothing to do with nazis
You: he was the leader
Stranger: binladen... he is a ing muslim
You: yes nazis are muslims
Stranger: subhuman..
Stranger: like jews..
You: no saddam
Stranger: man... what a hell..
Stranger: are you not proud to be white
Stranger: ?
You: i play with myself daily
Stranger: i see... you arent good enough to be nazi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO i know that hitler was the nazi leader i pissed about with him.

[Tylor]

You: Would you like to be saved?
Stranger: i already am
Stranger: but thanks
You: By the S.E.S.?
Stranger: what?
You: Do you drink? Smoke? Eat waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy to much?
Stranger: nope nope and nope
You: Good. Are you bald?
Stranger: nope
You: WHAT? You must shave your self to pledge your loyalty to the Straight Edge LifeStyle
Stranger: haha, nah, i like my hairs
You: Will you like hell too?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i won't be there
You: OK Then, you must shave to conquer the last step.
Stranger: i don't actually
Stranger: there is nothing in the bible about that
Stranger: in fact, ancient pacts involved not cutting the hair, not shaving it
You: Have you read "The Forbidden Chapters"
Stranger: nope
Stranger: they're forbidden!!!
You: You have no idea.
Stranger: haha, i think i've got a pretty good grasp on it
You: NO YOU DON"1
Stranger: haha
You: Say hi to Hitler
Stranger: haha
You: And the master of the 666.
Stranger: the master
Stranger: geez
You: Have fun with the rest of your life. Do you go to Bethel church?
Stranger: no sir
You: No Wonder.
You: You are such an idiot.
Stranger: haha
You: You may think this is funny now, but later.
Stranger: i don't think this is funy
Stranger: funny
Stranger: i think you're misguided but there's no turning you
You: YOU NEED THE TRUTH IN YOUR LIFE
Stranger: i have the truth
You: The Truth is wrong
You: CALL YOUR PASTOR

[nathanielnd]

this was my first time using this and it just went on too long lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Doug?
Stranger: huh
You: I found you i knew it hahaha
You: you dirty er you
You: you raped my sister
Stranger: idi bot
Stranger: i;m a girl
You: girls can rape other girls
Stranger: the name is shayla not doug
You: and your name just so happens to be doug
You: you know i forgive you though
You: my sister is an bunghole
Stranger: my name is shayla
Stranger: shayla taran moore
You: what you did to here was just fine in my book
Stranger: gfrom canda
Stranger: i'm from canda
You: thats smart posting your full name
You: are you African?
Stranger: what eveer
Stranger: i;m canadian
Stranger: u wanna see mee
You: i cant see you im john cena
Stranger: u wanna see mee
Stranger: tinychat.com/shayshaysilly
You: its not that i cant see you
You: i just dont wanna see you bitch
Stranger: tinychat.com/shayshaysilly
Stranger: i;m not a bitch
Stranger: i;m shayla
You: how do i know that
You: describe your body FBI needs to know
Stranger: i'm shortt
Stranger: 4'10
Stranger: long broen hair
Stranger: brown**
Stranger: broen eyes
Stranger: brown**
Stranger: skinny
You: 4'10 your a certified Midget and John Cena does not like midgets
Stranger: aww too bad
Stranger: i;m a vut midget
You: grow a few inches then we'll talk
Stranger: cute**
Stranger: just come look at me u'll see
Stranger: tinychat.com/shayshaysilly
You: its not that i cant see you i just dont wanna see you bitch
You: i bet you wanna see me though
Stranger: stop callign me that
You: i will just for a fan
You: cause everyone loves John Cean
You: Cena
You: im superman
Stranger: yes u are
Stranger: no see mee
You: with my 5 moves of DEATH
Stranger: now
Stranger: ur cool
You: is that a challange
You: HMMMM??!!!
You: what kinda challenge are you interested in
Stranger: no
Stranger: huh
Stranger: dance
You: do you wanna wrestle butt naked
You: thats i do
Stranger: no
Stranger: dance
You: with a big sweaty man
You: HMMMM???!!!!
Stranger: that has noo brain
You: i know thats why i only have 5 moves of DEATH
Stranger: casue u all me a bitch and dont eve knwo mee
You: but i love you,you know that
Stranger: u lov emee
You: i just dont love your horrible spelling
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: will u please seee mee
You: dont make me pull out the 5 moves of DEATH
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but please
You: i only do it cause i love you
You: say you love me
Stranger: i loev u
You: say you love John Cena
Stranger: i love John Cena
You: and my 5 Moves of DEATH
Stranger: and i love ur 5 Moves of DEATH
You: say it in one FULL sentence
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i love John Cena and ur 5 Moves of DEATH
You: oh baby i know you do
You: and not just cause i told you to say it
Stranger: righ5
Stranger: right**
You: now say somthin that you think thats truthful about John Cena
Stranger: NOW WILL U PLEASE SEE MEE
Stranger: ur VERYY VERYY sweet
You: aaaaaannnnnnd
Stranger: soooo amazing
You: in bed right?
You: SAY IT
Stranger: who mee
Stranger: in bed ur soo amazing

You: awwwwww yeeeah
Stranger: now wiil u please See Mee
You: first describe how you think i look
Stranger: short hair
You: what kind of style
Stranger: NOTT fat And NOTTT skinny
Stranger: normal
Stranger: normal style
You: its cause i eat McDonalds ,McDonalds makes you BUFF
You: you should try it,it could make you taller
Stranger: soo ur veryy SrOTNNG big shoulder
You: awwww yeeeah
Stranger: now will u please See MEe
You: what clothes do i wear often
Stranger: tee shirst and jeans
You: wrong i wear SHORTS
You: now you have to convice me to look at your page
Stranger: i kewn i shoudl so said that
Stranger: come on pleasee
Stranger: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: give me 3 good resons why John Cena is the best
You: you have 5 minutes
Stranger: hes the best becasue he is an amazing guy
You: or its over between us
You: thats ONE
Stranger: has the most amazing 5 moves of deth
Stranger: death**
Stranger: and is soooo sweet
You: awwww yeeeah we all know that baby
You: now describe your self to me again
Stranger: i have long brown hair brown eyes skinny veryy FIT and strong
You: just like me John Cena
Stranger: ya
You: awwww yeah
You: you already know baby girl
Stranger: please will u NOW look at my pagee
You: send me that link again
You: and i might
Stranger: tinychat.com/shayshaysilly
Stranger: pleaseeeeee
You: you better stay or John Cena will pull otu the 5 Moves Of DEATH
You: out sorry
Stranger: its ok
You: John Cena is'nt the smartest person
Stranger: its okk john
You: cause of all those steroids
Stranger: oh its ok
You: i know it is
Stranger: will u please ook at my pagee
Stranger: look
Stranger: srr
You: you love you some John Cena baby
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ur there
Stranger: did u see
You: ahhhh hell naw see you later i still love you though
Stranger: huh
You: you love john cena though huh
Stranger: waite
Stranger: do u have msn
Stranger: i do
Stranger: do u got msn
You: i gotta go i gotta take a dump baby girl
Stranger: add me on msn
You: one of these days
Stranger: [e-mail]
You: you got a twitter
You: go to therealjohncena
You: alright baby when John Cena gots to take a dump its MASSIVE
Stranger: ya i doo
Stranger: ok
You: now tell me you love you some John Cena
Stranger: i loev you soem John Cena
You: you know what John Cena doesnt need you my wife just walked in she gonna pull out the 6 MOVES OF DEATH
You: i'll call you
You: keep the baby
Stranger: huh
Stranger: hwo old are u
You: to old for you baby John Cena gets plenty of women
Stranger: i;m only 15
You: you should google me
You: did i tell you im so rich i have a computer in my bathroom
Stranger: oh rly
Stranger: now
Stranger: LUCKY UU
You: now we could talk wwhile my wife trys to pull out the 6 MOVES OF DEATH
You: hell yeah lucky me
Stranger: do u rly have a wife
You: we met over Omegle
Stranger: and then u guys met in raly life
You: im a mormon
You: and yes
Stranger: huh
You: i could have more than 12 wives
You: when your mormon
Stranger: ohh
You: alright now momma cena is gonna pull out the 7 MOVES OF DEATH if i dont clean the house like a good boy

[Sam]

That thing has video chat now?

That can't be good.

[nathanielnd]

Jun 21, 2010 17:32:41 GMT -5 Sam said:

That thing has video chat now?

That can't be good.

its not dont do it

[Sam]

Jun 21, 2010 17:42:51 GMT -5 @nathanielnd said:

Jun 21, 2010 17:32:41 GMT -5 Sam said:

That thing has video chat now?

That can't be good.

its not dont do it

I won't even think to click it.

*clicks it*

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

[Mike Giggs' Munchies]

Used to love this thread :')

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Do you like to burn official documents and dance naked over the still glowing embers?
Stranger: mmm, no, it stinks
You: Do you enjoy sucking on a Worthers Original whilst hurling abuse at passing ferrys?
Stranger: on odd days
You: Is one of your favorite passtimes going down to the bowling alley and sipping on a "Sex on the Beach" cocktail whilst wishing you were young again?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: how did you guess?
You: I'm the one asking the questions here
Stranger: k
You: Do you ever go to New York and walk aimlessly through the suburbs hoping that someone will bump into you and the two of you will fall in love?
Stranger: only sometimes.....
You: Oh, sorry, I thought you were my mate Pete
Stranger: i m not
You: no worries
You have disconnected.