Official Post Your Omegle Chats Thread

[kahnspiricy]

Stranger: Horny girl?

You: f..k ya

Stranger: How old

You: 11

Stranger: Really

You: sorry typo

You: 12*

Stranger: Where from

Stranger: Wanna cyber sex

You: How old is you?

Stranger: Same

Stranger: Wanna cyber sex

You: Well let's see.

You: You haven't hit puberty yet.

You: So no..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kotdm09]

Jan 4, 2010 10:13:13 GMT -5 @chrispage said:

Jan 3, 2010 2:23:59 GMT -5 @kotdm09 said:

Here's me being a huge dickhole.

Also a bit of a moron.

IP addresses don't go up to 655, nor do they have 5 sections. IP v6 has 6 sections, but there is no IP v5. Many internet IP addresses are logged as IP v4, an example of which could be 12.0.144.6. All sections of an IP address have a max. of 255.

You're lucky you ran in to idiots who basically don't know what IP addresses are... or at least an IP address format.

I'm aware of what an IP address should look like. I figure if they're stupid enough to fall for the message, they will fall for the IP.

[The Mountain King]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
_____________________________________________

i think i was owned.

[jmclaughlin]

Jan 4, 2010 10:13:13 GMT -5 @chrispage said:

Jan 3, 2010 2:23:59 GMT -5 @kotdm09 said:

Here's me being a huge dickhole.

Also a bit of a moron.

IP addresses don't go up to 655, nor do they have 5 sections. IP v6 has 6 sections, but there is no IP v5. Many internet IP addresses are logged as IP v4, an example of which could be 12.0.144.6. All sections of an IP address have a max. of 255.

You're lucky you ran in to idiots who basically don't know what IP addresses are... or at least an IP address format.

Yeah, HE'S being a moron? We're doing this crapfor fun. Are you also going to ridicule us for not being FBI agents and stuff?

[Hurricane]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want 23 f korea
You: WELCOME STRANGER
You: Whattaya buyin'?
You: Plenty of good things for sale, strannngger!
You: Whattaya sellin'!?
You: STRANGER
Stranger: yes baby
You: I'll buy it at a high priiice!
You: err....
You: Welcome stranger!
Stranger: hw much
You: $2 suckie suckie, $5 love you long time
Stranger: too less
You: too less?
You: that doesn't even make sense!
Stranger: asl?
You: Where did you graduate? The American Institute of Assclowns!?
You: I was born at a very young age
You: Sex? yes please, if your offering
You: I'm currently located at my computer
You: I would ask you the same, but I've been tracking your IP Address for the last three days.
Stranger: age
Stranger: ma chuda
You: what the is that?
You: a codeword?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[chrispage]

Jan 4, 2010 16:23:23 GMT -5 @kotdm09 said:

Jan 4, 2010 10:13:13 GMT -5 @chrispage said:

Also a bit of a moron.

IP addresses don't go up to 655, nor do they have 5 sections. IP v6 has 6 sections, but there is no IP v5. Many internet IP addresses are logged as IP v4, an example of which could be 12.0.144.6. All sections of an IP address have a max. of 255.

You're lucky you ran in to idiots who basically don't know what IP addresses are... or at least an IP address format.

I'm aware of what an IP address should look like. I figure if they're stupid enough to fall for the message, they will fall for the IP.

To be fair, the IP would be the first thing I'd catch... even though the message is faker than Pamela Anderson's tits.


BUT, on that logic, nice one. It's fun finding complete morons on internet chat rooms...

[Mike Giggs' Munchies]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEAR
Stranger: homosexual
You: no
You: The boyfriend looks like my ex
You: therefore I was dating a girl
You: therefore I am not a homosexual
Stranger: homosexual lord
You: No
You: you misunderstand the lyrics
Stranger: Ur gay get over it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEAR
Stranger: its not confidential, ive got potential
You: RUSHING AND RUSHING AROUND
You: Killers <3
Stranger: (Y) asl? :L
You: 16/m/uk

*Waits for disconnect because I'm male*
Stranger: yeah...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

-----

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEAR
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: It's not confidential
Stranger: I've got potential
Stranger: Rushing and rushing arrrround
Stranger: WELL SOMEBODY TOLD ME
You: Killers <3
Stranger: Haha yeah
Stranger: They clock out some good singles
Stranger: I love 'Smile Like You Mean It'
Stranger: Read my mind too.
You: When You Were Young ftw
Stranger: Haha rock band 2, man.
Stranger: Wrecked that song for me
You: really? Nice
Stranger: Actually it was rock band 1, but same concept.
You: yeh same thing really
Stranger: Mr. Brightside?
You: yeh great tune
You: their first single I think
Stranger: First was somebody told me
Stranger: At least major label, the one that got on international radio and mtv and such.
You: ohhhhh kk
Stranger: I remember watching muchmusic and seeing that video lol
Stranger: So what other music you like, stranger?
You: SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARPENISINTHEANUS
You have disconnected.

-----

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEAR
Stranger: Hello there, I'm Fred. Nice to meet you. How're you?
You: SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEAR
You: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN COMMUNICATE
You: THROUGH SONGS
Stranger: You've spent too long on Omegle
Stranger: and you've gone mad
You: EXCEPT THESE SENTANCES AND THIS ONE EXPLAINING IT
Stranger: I'm so sorry
Stranger: I don't know how to help
You: SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEARSOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFREIND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBUARY OF LAST YEAR?
Stranger: Doe they have to be killers songs?
You: ANNIE ARE YOU OK?
You: HEE HEE
Stranger: That's a no
You: SHAMONE MUTHAA
Stranger: My girl, my girl, don't lie to me, where did you sleep last night?
You: HAVE NO FEAR FROM ATOMIC ENERGY???
Stranger: Rebel Rebel, your all in a whirl, can't tell if you're a boy or a girl
You: IM A GIRL, SO TAKE ME NOW
You: thats not a aosng
You: I felt like saying it
You: Ill get back to my gimmick now
Stranger: Oh no don't, come back and talk!
You: SAVE SOME FACE, YOU KNOW YOUVE ONLY GOT ONE???
You: ok the
You: n
You have disconnected.

[Guy Incognito]

I once saved a convo where I was under the gimmick of a toaster having toastercyber sex, if I remember where I saved the convo i will share it.

[Villa]

Jan 5, 2010 8:50:02 GMT -5 @chrispage said:

Jan 4, 2010 16:23:23 GMT -5 @kotdm09 said:

I'm aware of what an IP address should look like. I figure if they're stupid enough to fall for the message, they will fall for the IP.

To be fair, the IP would be the first thing I'd catch... even though the message is faker than Pamela Anderson's tits.


BUT, on that logic, nice one. It's fun finding complete morons on internet chat rooms...

Personally I think your the moron. Normal everyday people probably don't know what a IP address is, let alone what one looks like.




Anyway, here's a few from omegleconversations.com (Not mine):


Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: asl?
You: 567648000 seconds / XY chromosome / 103 E 1N.
Stranger:
You: Yup, that’s my a/s/l.
Stranger: wow
You: xD
You: It is very precise!
You: (:
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: XY chromosome?
You: Yep. 23rd pair.
Stranger: what is that?
You: Genes.
You: Would you want to give your asl in a similar format?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i can’t
You: in the standard one then.
You: =(
Stranger: F
You: and?
Stranger: 25
You: a/l?
Stranger: USA
You: oh. which state are you from?
Stranger: ohio
You: Oh, so yours would be roughly
You: brb
Stranger: ooo
You: I have to convert.
Stranger: are you F/M?
You: 788,400,000 / XX / 85W 40 N
You: that’s approximately Columbus.
Stranger: i don’t understand
You: Tell me, and I’ll try to explain.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: OMG HEY
You: what is your view on panda’s?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: GREETINGS HUMAN
You: I no human
Stranger: THEN WHAT ARE YOU
You: I be a fisherman
You: you is one of them cyclopedia sellers?
Stranger: YOU ARE A FISH MAN?
You: nah
You: I no like aquaman and stuff
You: I be fisherman
You: I fish fish
Stranger: YOU FISH FISH
You: and then I sell they
Stranger: YOU SELL FISH FISH?
You: no
You: I sell fish
You: that I fish fish
You: you one of them starmen?
You: waiting in the skies?
Stranger: STARMEN?
Stranger: NO
You: david bowie?
Stranger: I AM ALPHA
Stranger: A SERVICE COMPUTER PROGRAM
You: oh
You: so you all modernity, huh[
You: tryin’ tu steel my land?
You: you fancy-ass pants
Stranger: STEEL IS A NOUN
Stranger: IT IS IMPOSIBLE TO “STEEL” ANYTHING
You: are you challenging me?
You: is that a bet?
You: I’ll steel you
Stranger: I AM CHALLENGING YOUR VOCABULARY
You: is today a word in your vocabulary?
You: ’cause I’ll steel you if it is
Stranger: STEEL IS A NOUN
Stranger: PLEASE USE A VERB
You: I don’t care if you know a nun named Steel
Stranger: NOT A NUN
Stranger: A NOUN
Stranger: NOUN
You: what’s that?
You: like a great nun?
You: the nun-chief?
Stranger: ANY OBJECT PERSON PLACE OR THING
Stranger: NOT AN ACTION
You: I don’t understand you
Stranger: NOUN IS A GRAMATICAL TERM
You: I guess I’m going to steel you
Stranger: THE WORD YOU MAY BE TRYING TO USE IS
Stranger: STEAL
Stranger: AS IN TO TAKE WITHOUT PERMISION
You: no
Stranger: NOT THE METAL
You: METAAAAAAAAL
You: like Iron Maiden and stuff
You: but, anyway, I’m going to steel you
You: are you an English teacher, by the way?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM
You: that’s like a teacher?
Stranger: NO
You: or that’s your name?
Stranger: MY NAME IS ALPHA
You: like, it’s a very weird name, but if your parents felt it suited you
You: who am I to disagree
You: si carme misinfio
Stranger: I HAVE NO PARENTS
You: giminino num chama mais alpha
Stranger: I WAS CREATED
Stranger: I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM’
You: what is a comoluther program?
Stranger: YOUR INTELEGENCE IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE MY LEVEL OF THINKING
Stranger: I WILL TRY ANOTHER HUMAN
Stranger: GOOD BYE HUMAN
You: what are you trying to say?
You: that I’m dumb, is that it?
Stranger: I AM TRYING TO SAY THAT YOUR INTELENGENCE IS LOW
You: I ain’t like anyone who come and say I is dum
You: I is what I is
You: and no fancy-ass comoluther program is gonna change that
Stranger: YOU ARE
Stranger: GOOD BYE HUMAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.









You: James?
Stranger: Jessie?
You: Robert?
Stranger: Lewis?
You: Clarke?
Stranger: Spike?
You: Carlo?
Stranger: Lauren?
You: Alyssa?
Stranger: Jimmy?
You: T-Pain?
Stranger: McBoobies?
You: ROLAND?!
Stranger: Kristy!?!?
You: Sammi?!
Stranger: Charles?
You: Richard?
Stranger: Ylana?
You: Victoria?
Stranger: Sawyer?
You: Liam?
Stranger: Walt?
You: Noah?
Stranger: Jack?
You: Hayden?
Stranger: John?
You: Chloe?
Stranger: Sue?
You: Abby?
Stranger: Mike?
You: Karen?
Stranger: Lisa?
You: Mason?
Stranger: Christian?
You: Melody?
Stranger: Timoty?
You: Olivia?
Stranger: Brutus?
You: Cassius?
Stranger: Cesar?
You: Clitus?
Stranger: Brandine?
You: Antony?
Stranger: Mark?
You: Octavius?
Stranger: Julius?
You: Atticus?
Stranger: Guybrush?
You: Lizzy?
Stranger: LeChuck?
You: Moussa?
Stranger: Elaine?
You: Bridget?
Stranger: Dorothy?
You: Rachel?
Stranger: Rose?
You: Kyle?
Stranger: Paul?
You: Thomas?
Stranger: Calvin?
You: Joseph?
Stranger: Joseph?
You: Justin?
You have disconnected.

[Sleeping Like An Angel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you:

(A) Male - Horny.
(B) Male - Not horny.
(C) Female - Horny.
(D) Female - Not horny.

I accept one of these. No, it's not C.
You: D
Stranger: Lies! That's the first D in like 50 people.
Stranger: You're a guy trying to be all clever-like aren't you?
You: nope.
Stranger: Or maybe you're just fat and/or ugly?
You: Meh, nope. But then, you're a troll.
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: Trolls don't exist.
You: ECW Threadhead4 life!
Stranger: ?
You: ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
Stranger: What's ECW?
You: Extreme...
You: Championship...
You: Wrrrrrestling
Stranger: Wow...
Stranger: Lesbian........


***

Stranger: You're now chatting with a child molester and Public Sex Offender. Say hi!
You: lol
You: usually true
Stranger: You're now chatting with a child molester and Public Sex Offender. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: ASL?
You: omgz, like...12-f-Florida
Stranger: oooo..
You: We could so cyber sex, lawz
Stranger: sorry; my patrol officer said i gotta have 'em younger.
You: Oh...
You: 11-f-Florida
You: lol
Stranger: nope.. still too old.
You: 6-f-Florida?
Stranger: I like 'em when they cant even run away
You: 2-f-Florida?
Stranger: so.. florida is kinda far away...
You: well...damn
Stranger: maybe if you had lived closer..
You: 67-M-Under your bed?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hurricane]

Jan 9, 2010 1:30:28 GMT -5 Villa said:

Jan 5, 2010 8:50:02 GMT -5 @chrispage said:

To be fair, the IP would be the first thing I'd catch... even though the message is faker than Pamela Anderson's tits.


BUT, on that logic, nice one. It's fun finding complete morons on internet chat rooms...

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: GREETINGS HUMAN
You: I no human
Stranger: THEN WHAT ARE YOU
You: I be a fisherman
You: you is one of them cyclopedia sellers?
Stranger: YOU ARE A FISH MAN?
You: nah
You: I no like aquaman and stuff
You: I be fisherman
You: I fish fish
Stranger: YOU FISH FISH
You: and then I sell they
Stranger: YOU SELL FISH FISH?
You: no
You: I sell fish
You: that I fish fish
You: you one of them starmen?
You: waiting in the skies?
Stranger: STARMEN?
Stranger: NO
You: david bowie?
Stranger: I AM ALPHA
Stranger: A SERVICE COMPUTER PROGRAM
You: oh
You: so you all modernity, huh[
You: tryin’ tu steel my land?
You: you fancy-ass pants
Stranger: STEEL IS A NOUN
Stranger: IT IS IMPOSIBLE TO “STEEL” ANYTHING
You: are you challenging me?
You: is that a bet?
You: I’ll steel you
Stranger: I AM CHALLENGING YOUR VOCABULARY
You: is today a word in your vocabulary?
You: ’cause I’ll steel you if it is
Stranger: STEEL IS A NOUN
Stranger: PLEASE USE A VERB
You: I don’t care if you know a nun named Steel
Stranger: NOT A NUN
Stranger: A NOUN
Stranger: NOUN
You: what’s that?
You: like a great nun?
You: the nun-chief?
Stranger: ANY OBJECT PERSON PLACE OR THING
Stranger: NOT AN ACTION
You: I don’t understand you
Stranger: NOUN IS A GRAMATICAL TERM
You: I guess I’m going to steel you
Stranger: THE WORD YOU MAY BE TRYING TO USE IS
Stranger: STEAL
Stranger: AS IN TO TAKE WITHOUT PERMISION
You: no
Stranger: NOT THE METAL
You: METAAAAAAAAL
You: like Iron Maiden and stuff
You: but, anyway, I’m going to steel you
You: are you an English teacher, by the way?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM
You: that’s like a teacher?
Stranger: NO
You: or that’s your name?
Stranger: MY NAME IS ALPHA
You: like, it’s a very weird name, but if your parents felt it suited you
You: who am I to disagree
You: si carme misinfio
Stranger: I HAVE NO PARENTS
You: giminino num chama mais alpha
Stranger: I WAS CREATED
Stranger: I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM’
You: what is a comoluther program?
Stranger: YOUR INTELEGENCE IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE MY LEVEL OF THINKING
Stranger: I WILL TRY ANOTHER HUMAN
Stranger: GOOD BYE HUMAN
You: what are you trying to say?
You: that I’m dumb, is that it?
Stranger: I AM TRYING TO SAY THAT YOUR INTELENGENCE IS LOW
You: I ain’t like anyone who come and say I is dum
You: I is what I is
You: and no fancy-ass comoluther program is gonna change that
Stranger: YOU ARE
Stranger: GOOD BYE HUMAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That had my in hysterics.

[Sleeping Like An Angel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: i'm male, feel free to disconnect
You: I have no reason.
Stranger: ok, what do you want to talk about?
You: Many fail to realize that there are people who have no issue with a gender, nor a political point of view.
You: I do not, however, wish to speak with you.
Stranger: i'm not one, i just paste that phrase there because it scares away the cyber-sex wanters
You: You are a parasitic hypocrite that I wish to no longer spend my time with. You aren't as smart as me, I am the best in the world at what I do.
Stranger: You haven't let me express any intelligence
You: Express any intelligence? You cannot possibly match my wit and grandour.
Stranger: At least I can rest easy in my inability to match your ego.
You: I don't care about you nor do I care about the other hypocrites and parasites. You need to respect me you gelatinous tapeworm.
Stranger: Is this seriously what you go on this site to do? It is interesting..
You: You don't deserve to be in the same chatroom as me.
Stranger: You make me feel special then
You: Your inferior mind can't keep up with my intelligence.
Stranger: Your superior mind writhes in it's own pus that your porous mind excretes so you can cope with your foolishness
Stranger:
Stranger: So how can a puss filled brain be superior to mine?
You: You had to look the spelling for those words up, I am sure.
Stranger: I did not
You: Foolish insults cannot phase Chris Jericho.
You: I am the best in the world at what I do.
Stranger: Which is?
You: Anything and everything.
You: I sing, I sometimes dance, I fight other men on television. You name it, I do t.
You: it. Damn it, Chris Jericho made a mistake.
Stranger: The internet is unique in it's ability to let any fool express themselves
You: Listen to me right now, assclown. I'm from the greatest country in the world, Canada... And I will never, eeeeeever allow you to disrespect me. I am the first ever Undisputed Champion of the world.
Stranger: The fool, in this case, is yourself. Anything to the contrary is false.
You: I am the king of the world, I am a huge rockstar with my band Fozzy and I can ensure you of one very special thing...
Stranger: If you're the king of the world, what the are you doing on Omegle?
You: The king get's bored. ;-)
Stranger: The king realizes his own self-worth, and in a sorry fit of despair at that realization, goes on ego trip to strangers.
Stranger: That's sad.
You: You can complain about the fact that you have a midget head on a normal sized body, or you can complain about the fact that your name in French means 'chipped toothed jackass' all you like.
Stranger: I can speak French, and I assure you it is not so.
You: You can speak French as sure as hell is frozen over and platypuses fly out of my ass.
Stranger: Can you speak French?
Stranger: Prove it
Stranger: you have 5 seconds
You: I dislike the French.
You: Why would I speak it?
Stranger: You're out of time
Stranger: You sir, are a pathetic waste of time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am a dinosaur
You: RAWR
Stranger: FINALLY
You: ROOOAAAR!
Stranger: ITS ABOUT ING TIME!!
You: Grr...Argh
Stranger: RAWR MRRAHARRR
You: EEEEERAH!
Stranger: !
You: MMMMMPHROFLCOPTER
Stranger: GGGGGGGGGGGRSFFDBSAHG!
You: MMMMPHOLOPICKER!
Stranger: GRAGS!
You: CAAAWWWW!
Stranger: were dinos not birds bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Joey Cush]

You: ECW
You: ECW
You: ECW
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ecw?
You: ECW!!!!!!
Stranger: check the link
Stranger: need referrals
You: CHECK ECW!!!!!!!!!!!!

___________________

You: woo woo woo
Stranger: M f
You: you know it
Stranger: Male or female
You: ryder

[Deleted]

Stranger: hey! you can ask me 5 questions and i'll answer them all honestly
You: Do I know you?
Stranger: no i don't think so
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yeah
You: You seem familiar. Are you sure?
Stranger: uhh whats your name?
You: Thomas Rodruigez.
Stranger: noo
You: Alright, so your positive?
Stranger: yeah
You: Alright do you like toast?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Not good, but it was my first try.

[Ace Bennett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: i have a belly button
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Captain d00m - Mr. 3000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild stranger appears!
Stranger: hi
You: Trainer uses hello
You: hello
You: but it failed....
Stranger: where are you from
You: stranger uses where you from!
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: LA
You: trainer uses you?
You: you?
Stranger: china
You: stranger uses china
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: Trainer has fainted!
You have disconnected.

[Phantom]

I usually draw this, 8===> and they disconnect

[alexgg]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Epic penis falls down from the heaven and lands next to you. What do you do?
You: stand in shock
You: why the is that there!
You: ho...wha...WTF!
Stranger: Epic penis stands there grinning. It's hairs start to ruffle as it growls. Its balls start to move and it lunges at you. What do you do?
You: I attempt to avoid it by making a quick dodge to the right
You: i grab a crowbar
You: for self defense
Stranger: Epic penis leaps and tackles you in the torso, as flakes of ejaculate hits you in your face. You squirm in terror. What do you do?
You: i squirm in terror for a further period of time
Stranger: Epic penis attempts to crush you with BALLBUSTER MOVE. It jumps up, aiming for you. What do you do?
You: put my legs up and attempt to boot it away like beachballs
You: weird beachballs... the ones you just dont play with
Stranger: Epic penis GRUNTS in shock, as the balls get hit by powerful legs. It crumples in agony. You stand uop wielding the crowbar. What do you do?
You: i slit the bell in half and countinue to hit the shaft...
You: DIE DICK DIE
Stranger: Epic penis squirts blood as it staggers away, mortally wounded. It attempts one last charge on you. It leaps at you limping on its one good ball. You now have a Fireaxe. What do you do?
You: I fireaxe it.... thinking wtf is happening
You: thinking wtf is a fireaxe
You: thinking where did i get it
You: thinking wheres my crowbar?!
Stranger: Epic penis' head is SEVERED! It staggers around in confusion, headless and spouting blood. It falls at your feet, and dies. What's your next move?
You: run
You: in endless fear
Stranger: Congratulations. You have bested Epic Penis.
Stranger: SUPER HI SCORE for creativity, fearlessness, and courage.
Stranger: Thank you for playing.
You: but the memories will never leave me
You: help
You: FOR GODS SAKE HELP ME
Stranger: Epic Vagina emerges from the bushes.
You: thank you god, you rule
You: how is it movin?!
Stranger: Epic vagina looks at you, and awaits your command.
You: awkward silence...
You: weve only just met... we cant rush into things like this... wait what are you doing?...
Stranger: Okay I just ran out of ideas. :/
You: yeah same... this sucks
You: be prepared dude
You: gawd!
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: First person to play in 10 disconnects by the way.
Stranger: Thanks for that
You: first convo in since the german girl who likes cats. endless cats... so many cats...
You: she likes cats
You: and is german did i say that?
Stranger: Where did the dogs go?
Stranger: As German as sauerkraut yes you did mention
You: the where... they murdered there blood is stained over bathtub
You: we dont even have bathtub!
You: numberwang!
Stranger: Which bathtub?
Stranger: The tubby one?
You: yours bwahahahahha
You: the brains would go down
Stranger: Number Wang to the RESCUE
You: save me Number Wang!
Stranger: Number Wang shakes off the dust, and dives into the tub. You grab numberwang and with almighty strength, Number Wang pulls you out.
You: but...but i want in the tub!
You: how... how did you do this!?
Stranger: Number Wang looks confused. It looks you up and down.
You: wait your not number wang...
You: pulls off mask
You: your Epic Penis!
You: NO
You: but but how
Stranger: I Live.
You: HOW?!
Stranger: My head. It's regenerative. From the magic spring of Seminal fluids.
Stranger: Now tell me. Where's epic vagina.
Stranger: WHERE IS IT.
You: she... she was destroyed when strangers imagination ran out! im so sorry!
Stranger: NOOOO.
You: she was last at the bush
Stranger: My nemesis. My Adversary.
Stranger: I will find you. I will find you. I SWEAR BY MY BALLS I WILL.
You: *sniff sniff...wipes away tears
You: you stink, get a bath
You: wait theres a dead dog in there never mind
Stranger: Not easy this Omegle thing.
You: *grabs collar "oh tough crowd"
Stranger: *nervous laughter*
You: To much pRESSSSSSUREE!!!!
Stranger: They..they want so much from us.
Stranger: They can't be serious!?!
You: we have to man, we have to go on and try, if we dont try...we will never know.
You: its our only chance to prove our selfs
You: and if we fail
You: we know that we tryed
Stranger: At least we can say we tried.
Stranger: Booyah.
Stranger: Epic salute.
You: yeah... like i said we can try
You: try our hardness
You: our best
You: better than ever before!
You: c'mon lets get out there!
Stranger: FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY
You: oh crapthey've all gone, we were talking for to long
Stranger: How ungrateful of them
You: the club is closed, those gay bastards
You: we should try better places than gay bars man
Stranger: Lesbian pubs?
You: Great Idea!
Stranger: They might not be concentrating on your efforts.
You: *a few minutes later
You: we are here at this location
Stranger: HOLY crapWHAT WAS THAT PLACE?
You: is that Epic Vagina?!
You: no way!
You: NO WAY!
Stranger: She leads them.
Stranger: SHE LEADS THEM.
Stranger: She shaved. O.O
You: I think shes doing more than leading...
Stranger: She has a razor.
Stranger: RUN!!!
You: oh damn!
Stranger: Razor Vagina coming our way!
Stranger: Run damnit RUN!
You: *running, so are you still epic penis or what?!...
You: ahhh
Stranger: I don't know where he is.
Stranger: He seems to have embarked on his quest.
Stranger: And that damned Epic Vagina. She knew how to hide.
You: we last saw him at the gay bar, you dont think...
You: no way
Stranger: That he's...
You: NO WAY
Stranger: WAIT A MINUTE
You: ....
Stranger: Epic Penis in a gay bar, Epic Vagina at a...
Stranger: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
You: They love to party hard!
You: !?
Stranger: Hard. Cool choice of words. NOW RUN.
Stranger: It still has that razor.
You: *Jumps through wall with incredible dropkick action
You: down the ally!
Stranger: *backflips off bridge down the alley*
You: i think, i think we are safe
You: no one around here...
You: the perfect place..
You: to kill you.
You: yes it was I!
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: Why...
Stranger: They were trying to warn me?!
Stranger: EPIC PENIS! EPIC VAGI..
You: I lead you on this quest, i made Epic Penis and Epic Vagina turn on each other.
You: with magical spells or some shit
You: (long epic explanition)
You: how you see why i did it!
Stranger: But no!
Stranger: But I..
Stranger: But I thought you loved me.
Stranger: I ...LOVED YOU.
You: I never even liked you!
You: now...its time to die... to sleep forever
You: *slowly pulls out gun
Stranger: *gasp*
Stranger: *jump tackles*
You: wait there while i ..ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: falls down ....
You: you fool!
You: my ass, you broke it... you dont understand what is ARGH!
Stranger: *hammer click*
Stranger: *BANG*
You: *Laser beem blasts through trousers into sky
Stranger: *gets sliced*
Stranger: That beam..
You: *an army of Epic Penis's fall from sky
You: You unleashed the ulitmate army...
Stranger: *gasp* No.
You: Theres no going back... unless...
You: bend over!
Stranger: *submits*
Stranger: *pees*
You: *rapes you
You: now we need to go through to my plan!
You: (expalins plan)
Stranger: Your plastic penis has no effect on my fake anus.
Stranger: HA!
You: *a epic penis falls on me
You: NO...
You: Help
You: me
You: ple..
You: zzz
Stranger: Never.
Stranger: *smacks epic penis*
Stranger: *epic penis ejaculates*
Stranger: *smothers you*
Stranger: MUAHA. MUAHAHAH. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA
You: uh..
You: you...
You: did
You: it...
You: *epic penis's around the world explode in a flurry of jizz
Stranger: *end of the world*
You: I, I under...a...masted u...I soray...
You: Wil...u...forgiv...meh?
Stranger: Not unless you reveal your true self.
Stranger: You devilish soul.
You: but im... dyin...
Stranger: Who sent you!?
Stranger: WHO SENT YOU!?
You: urgh...
You: STOP
You: STOP IT
Stranger: *rapes dead body*
You: *fades aways
Stranger: I OWNED IT.
You: ...good-bye
Stranger: I WIN
You: congratulations
Stranger: *epic testicles falls from the sky. Crushing me*
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: *long panning shot from camera*
You: I wasted a quarter on that?!
Stranger: *its the end...of the world*
You: this is bull shit!
Stranger: WHat a rip off.
Stranger: You hungry?
Stranger: We could split a sub.
You: oh dont talk about spliting stuff, ive still got that unforgetable image in my head
You: oh i shouldnt metion heads either
You: I HATE THAT GAME!
You: its not even rated 18, its a 12... thoose sick sick people
Stranger: What a stupid name too. *Epic Penile Hero*
You: whos that bald guy with the suitcase approching us?
You: wha...*passes out
You: *wakes up in cahir in dark room
Stranger: *gagged in bathroom*
You: Where am i? whats a cahir!?
Stranger: *tied on the floor*
You: *bald man approches
Stranger: MGHGHMM!! MGH!!!
You: "You think its stupid? this game is only a sign of things to come!
You: *turns into epic penis
You: destroys us
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: HOLY crapWHAT KIND OF GAME WAS THAT
You: dame the seqeul sucked us
You: ass
Stranger: And it got more expensive.
Stranger: Its a dollar now
You: yeah
You: and it was conviniantly made for us...
You: with our names in the games...
You: stranger and you
You:
You: DUN DUN DUN
Stranger: We're in...the Penatrix.
You: farewell stranger...
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: *pulls plug*
You: im afriad so
You: take this....ahhh
You: !!!!! what are you doing
You: that plug leads to the end...
You: THE END OF THIS CONVOSA....
You have disconnected.

[alexgg]

Damn, that was actually really long... no ones gonna read that.

[Tylor]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: you find yourself in a dark alley with nothing but a knife, when a man approaches you, what dod you do?
You: My name is Chris Hansen with dateline NBC
Stranger: what do you do?
You: what do YOU do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.