Post by (=wwefan617=) on Nov 10, 2009 19:31:56 GMT -5
Hello ladies and gentlemen of the pic fed world! It's good ol' wwefan, and I am ready to get back to work. I have been gone far too long, and it is time for me to get back into the swing of things and once again take part in this wonderful sport each and everyone of us loves. Now sadly, this may be my last year participating in pic feds, so I am going to make the best of it by releasing a record number of shows. But before I release a single show, a few announcements need to be made. Let's go to a live video feed...
Jeffery Page: Thanks wwefan, and hello wrestling fans. I might be a familiar face to all of you dedicated AWF followers.
???: You forgot ugly!
Jeffery Page: And that voice may be familiar as well. I welcome to you my colleague, Calvin Gozz.
Calvin Gozz: I would say that it's great to be here, but the stench of beer and blood won't allow me. It's been years since anyone has been in this bulding. AWF had some great memories in here.
Jeffery Page: And hopefully the C2W stars will create some more historical moments as well. But we are not here to reminisce. We are here to here Jerry the King Lawler's ground-breaking announcement.
(Jerry Lawler's music plays, announcer comes over the intercom)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the owner and founder of C2W, Jerry the King Lawler!
(crowd cheers)
Jeffery Page: And there he is, the man of the hour.
Calvin Gozz: Would you stop kissing the man's ass please? You're not getting a raise.
Jerry the King Lawler: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Man it is great to be here tonight in the old AWF arena... or should I say... the new C2W arena! That's right, as of two weeks ago, this building is the property of C2W.
Jerry the King Lawler: All of C2W's shows and pay-per-views will be held in this arena from here on out, giving you fans a more intimate experience with the C2W talent.
Jerry the King Lawler: But that's not all I have to say tonight. Without a doubt, I have had a blast entertaining you fans and being a prominent part of this wrestling promotion, but... it is time for me to step out of the light. While I will remain the owner, I have given a certain individual control of managing the company.
Jerry the King Lawler: Please help me welcome him right now!
(*Here comes the money!*)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. please welcome the new C2W General Manager, Shane McMahon!
Calvin Gozz: Wow! I didn't see that one coming.
Jeffery Page: Now that is something we can agree on. What a shocker!
Calvin Gozz: We've only been on the air for 5 minutes and we are already making history.
Shane McMahon: Here comes the money! Haha. Well... if you're WWE, there goes the money. I left the largest wrestling company in the world to become a part of something, which in my eyes is much larger. I'm a part of C2W through and through baby!
(crowd cheers)
Shane McMahon: And trust me, I am taking this job seriously. I have already made some major changes. For example, the creative genius, Jamal J Good and the commentating legend, Jim Ross are now on the C2W creative team. Now sitting at the announce table are two of the most charismatic gentlemen you will ever meet. Along with this change are roster changes, schedule changes, and many more.
Shane McMahon: Season 2 is going to be one hell of a ride.
(crowd cheers)
Jeffery Page: What an announcement! C2W has made history tonight! Shane McMahon is the new GM!
Calvin Gozz: Try not to crap yourself, Page.
Calvin Gozz: I must admit, I am excited as well.
Jeffery Page: What does Shane McMahon have in store for this company? We'll find out on the official start of Season 2.
Jeffery Page: Thanks wwefan, and hello wrestling fans. I might be a familiar face to all of you dedicated AWF followers.
???: You forgot ugly!
Jeffery Page: And that voice may be familiar as well. I welcome to you my colleague, Calvin Gozz.
Calvin Gozz: I would say that it's great to be here, but the stench of beer and blood won't allow me. It's been years since anyone has been in this bulding. AWF had some great memories in here.
Jeffery Page: And hopefully the C2W stars will create some more historical moments as well. But we are not here to reminisce. We are here to here Jerry the King Lawler's ground-breaking announcement.
(Jerry Lawler's music plays, announcer comes over the intercom)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the owner and founder of C2W, Jerry the King Lawler!
(crowd cheers)
Jeffery Page: And there he is, the man of the hour.
Calvin Gozz: Would you stop kissing the man's ass please? You're not getting a raise.
Jerry the King Lawler: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Man it is great to be here tonight in the old AWF arena... or should I say... the new C2W arena! That's right, as of two weeks ago, this building is the property of C2W.
Jerry the King Lawler: All of C2W's shows and pay-per-views will be held in this arena from here on out, giving you fans a more intimate experience with the C2W talent.
Jerry the King Lawler: But that's not all I have to say tonight. Without a doubt, I have had a blast entertaining you fans and being a prominent part of this wrestling promotion, but... it is time for me to step out of the light. While I will remain the owner, I have given a certain individual control of managing the company.
Jerry the King Lawler: Please help me welcome him right now!
(*Here comes the money!*)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. please welcome the new C2W General Manager, Shane McMahon!
Calvin Gozz: Wow! I didn't see that one coming.
Jeffery Page: Now that is something we can agree on. What a shocker!
Calvin Gozz: We've only been on the air for 5 minutes and we are already making history.
Shane McMahon: Here comes the money! Haha. Well... if you're WWE, there goes the money. I left the largest wrestling company in the world to become a part of something, which in my eyes is much larger. I'm a part of C2W through and through baby!
(crowd cheers)
Shane McMahon: And trust me, I am taking this job seriously. I have already made some major changes. For example, the creative genius, Jamal J Good and the commentating legend, Jim Ross are now on the C2W creative team. Now sitting at the announce table are two of the most charismatic gentlemen you will ever meet. Along with this change are roster changes, schedule changes, and many more.
Shane McMahon: Season 2 is going to be one hell of a ride.
(crowd cheers)
Jeffery Page: What an announcement! C2W has made history tonight! Shane McMahon is the new GM!
Calvin Gozz: Try not to crap yourself, Page.
Calvin Gozz: I must admit, I am excited as well.
Jeffery Page: What does Shane McMahon have in store for this company? We'll find out on the official start of Season 2.