Banter

[Eat Defeat.]

& now?

[Hi, I'm John]

Oh Banter, how I've missed you

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HEY!








HEY!





HEY! Nothing you can SAY!

Wow did I love that song....

[Eat Defeat.]

sig still ed?

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I see Gailison Kimison, Rawison Threadheadison, and Retro WWFison rawison Threadheadison. All centeredison. win?

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May 12, 2011 20:52:17 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

I see Gailison Kimison, Rawison Threadheadison, and Retro WWFison rawison Threadheadison. All centeredison. win?

DOUBLISON ISON WINISON!

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Woo Woo Wooison you know it broison

[White Trash Lucha]

what the happened to banter

[Rule 30]

May 13, 2011 15:57:48 GMT -5 White Trash Lucha said:

what the happened to banter

The nWo.

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May 9, 2011 15:05:57 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

According to reports, Zack Ryder's push may or may not start tonight. He is turning heads with his internet show, which WWE's official Facebook has started to advertise. Rumor has it that creative wants to play on his popularity. As always, however, plans can change.

The John Morrison neck injury may or may not be a work. Some on the inside of the company didn't hear about his injury and suggest that the angle is being played to sell the vicious Paydirts given to him by R-Truth. The current plan is to let Morrison sit out a few weeks and eventually feud over the summer, leading to a finishing grudge match at Summerslam. If WWE creative is impressed with his performance during these crucial months, Morrison is said to have a main event face push in the cards. Of course, plans can change.

A dozen people in the last week or so Tweeted that Vance Archer should return to WWE. While his size was what Vince generally enjoyed, many felt that his lower back tattoo held down his credibility. Some even say that Vince didn't even know who Vance was. There is no real interest in Vance Archer anymore and there are no plans to ever bring him back. Still, plans could change and Vance could end up back on our TV screens someday.

--- Enderson Wrestling Guesses

NEWSLETTER TWO:

-Like we all watched last night on Superstars, it seems a new gimmick started where Curt Hawkins would help Zack Ryder win matches. Zack Ryder and Hawkins then embraced after the win. Some backstage feel that this will lead to the former "Edgeheads" tag team to reform for a short or long time. Some feel that Curt Hawkins will adopt the "LI" bro character, akin to his FCW days as a Dudebuster. Others beleive Ryder may be serious. The general consensus of the backstage wrestling insiders is that the tag team is a way to focus on the appealingness of Ryder without stealing the light of the offical, more important heels like Alberto del Rio. Some even think that Ryder and Hawkins can turn face. Whatever creative's plans are, they are prone to change.

-After seeing Michael Hayes debut as Tyson Kidd's manager, Enderson Wrestling Guesses' reporters have guessed that WWE wants to bring back the roles of male managers. Of course, plans can change and will may never see any more managers ever.

-WWE is huge on Sin Cara; his merchandise is very marketable. Also, SMACKDOWN SPOILERS IN WHITE EVEN THOUGH THIS PART HAS ALREADY AIRED IN EASTERN USA AND THE UK: they gave him a win over former US Title holder Daniel Bryan. He is a cruiserweight, and there are other people that the WWE is seemingly high on, like Tyson Kidd, that fit into that category. Trent Barreta, Zack Ryder, Evan Bourne, Daniel Bryan, Primo, Rey Mysterio, and some other dudes under 220 also exist. Because of this influx of light weight wrestlers, some feel that the WWE may bring back to Cruiserweight title to bring credibility to guys like Ryder and Sin Cara. Of course, this groundbreaking, insider news is pure speculation and what WWE actually does can change.

Enderson Wrestling Guesses

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the 20 different corre themes



I'll be your end of days.

I'll be your end of days.

I'll be your end of days.

I'll be your end of days.

I'll be your end of days.

I'll be your end of days.

I'll be your end of days.



just like when Saliva tried to do this original awesome theme



slow, boring, and the Yeah.... we're coming now. Uuugh. and the Whooo's in the house? and the slowness made the song lose almost all of it's intensity.

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Zack Ryder vs. Vance Archer at WHW Redemption Part 111.11222? BOOK IT!

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May 15, 2011 18:22:02 GMT -5 @whw said:

Zack Ryder vs. Vance Archer at WHW Redemption Part 111.11222? BOOK IT!

YES!

but special stipulation... they must each use one of the awesome Dudley Boyz themesongs, one of them "Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 and the other one the original "We're Coming Down" theme.

Truth- the Dudleys were cool, but sometimes stale and boring in the ring. Their themes made them worthwhile.

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May 13, 2011 19:37:19 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

May 9, 2011 15:05:57 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

According to reports, Zack Ryder's push may or may not start tonight. He is turning heads with his internet show, which WWE's official Facebook has started to advertise. Rumor has it that creative wants to play on his popularity. As always, however, plans can change.

The John Morrison neck injury may or may not be a work. Some on the inside of the company didn't hear about his injury and suggest that the angle is being played to sell the vicious Paydirts given to him by R-Truth. The current plan is to let Morrison sit out a few weeks and eventually feud over the summer, leading to a finishing grudge match at Summerslam. If WWE creative is impressed with his performance during these crucial months, Morrison is said to have a main event face push in the cards. Of course, plans can change.

A dozen people in the last week or so Tweeted that Vance Archer should return to WWE. While his size was what Vince generally enjoyed, many felt that his lower back tattoo held down his credibility. Some even say that Vince didn't even know who Vance was. There is no real interest in Vance Archer anymore and there are no plans to ever bring him back. Still, plans could change and Vance could end up back on our TV screens someday.

--- Enderson Wrestling Guesses

NEWSLETTER TWO:

-Like we all watched last night on Superstars, it seems a new gimmick started where Curt Hawkins would help Zack Ryder win matches. Zack Ryder and Hawkins then embraced after the win. Some backstage feel that this will lead to the former "Edgeheads" tag team to reform for a short or long time. Some feel that Curt Hawkins will adopt the "LI" bro character, akin to his FCW days as a Dudebuster. Others beleive Ryder may be serious. The general consensus of the backstage wrestling insiders is that the tag team is a way to focus on the appealingness of Ryder without stealing the light of the offical, more important heels like Alberto del Rio. Some even think that Ryder and Hawkins can turn face. Whatever creative's plans are, they are prone to change.

-After seeing Michael Hayes debut as Tyson Kidd's manager, Enderson Wrestling Guesses' reporters have guessed that WWE wants to bring back the roles of male managers. Of course, plans can change and will may never see any more managers ever.

-WWE is huge on Sin Cara; his merchandise is very marketable. Also, SMACKDOWN SPOILERS IN WHITE EVEN THOUGH THIS PART HAS ALREADY AIRED IN EASTERN USA AND THE UK: they gave him a win over former US Title holder Daniel Bryan. He is a cruiserweight, and there are other people that the WWE is seemingly high on, like Tyson Kidd, that fit into that category. Trent Barreta, Zack Ryder, Evan Bourne, Daniel Bryan, Primo, Rey Mysterio, and some other dudes under 220 also exist. Because of this influx of light weight wrestlers, some feel that the WWE may bring back to Cruiserweight title to bring credibility to guys like Ryder and Sin Cara. Of course, this groundbreaking, insider news is pure speculation and what WWE actually does can change.

Enderson Wrestling Guesses

NEW GUESS:

Jinder Mahal and Khali are interacting. They could be a tag team. Zack Ryder and Hawkins are a team again. There are twenty billion popular guys in FCW, and we at Enderson Wrestling Guesses believe that (insert the two most popular or well known FCW wrestlers here even though they have no connection) may or may not be called up to be a tag team as well. Because of this, EWG can safely report that the WWE is issuing a full comback on tag team wrestling. Of course, this is reported a few times every year and has never been true, so we don't know why we are reporting it, but we are anyway... it's been a slow news day.


-EWG's James

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HALF OF BANTAR EAT THERE!

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May 16, 2011 16:44:24 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

May 13, 2011 19:37:19 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

NEWSLETTER TWO:

-Like we all watched last night on Superstars, it seems a new gimmick started where Curt Hawkins would help Zack Ryder win matches. Zack Ryder and Hawkins then embraced after the win. Some backstage feel that this will lead to the former "Edgeheads" tag team to reform for a short or long time. Some feel that Curt Hawkins will adopt the "LI" bro character, akin to his FCW days as a Dudebuster. Others beleive Ryder may be serious. The general consensus of the backstage wrestling insiders is that the tag team is a way to focus on the appealingness of Ryder without stealing the light of the offical, more important heels like Alberto del Rio. Some even think that Ryder and Hawkins can turn face. Whatever creative's plans are, they are prone to change.

-After seeing Michael Hayes debut as Tyson Kidd's manager, Enderson Wrestling Guesses' reporters have guessed that WWE wants to bring back the roles of male managers. Of course, plans can change and will may never see any more managers ever.

-WWE is huge on Sin Cara; his merchandise is very marketable. Also, SMACKDOWN SPOILERS IN WHITE EVEN THOUGH THIS PART HAS ALREADY AIRED IN EASTERN USA AND THE UK: they gave him a win over former US Title holder Daniel Bryan. He is a cruiserweight, and there are other people that the WWE is seemingly high on, like Tyson Kidd, that fit into that category. Trent Barreta, Zack Ryder, Evan Bourne, Daniel Bryan, Primo, Rey Mysterio, and some other dudes under 220 also exist. Because of this influx of light weight wrestlers, some feel that the WWE may bring back to Cruiserweight title to bring credibility to guys like Ryder and Sin Cara. Of course, this groundbreaking, insider news is pure speculation and what WWE actually does can change.

Enderson Wrestling Guesses

NEW GUESS:

Jinder Mahal and Khali are interacting. They could be a tag team. Zack Ryder and Hawkins are a team again. There are twenty billion popular guys in FCW, and we at Enderson Wrestling Guesses believe that (insert the two most popular or well known FCW wrestlers here even though they have no connection) may or may not be called up to be a tag team as well. Because of this, EWG can safely report that the WWE is issuing a full comback on tag team wrestling. Of course, this is reported a few times every year and has never been true, so we don't know why we are reporting it, but we are anyway... it's been a slow news day.


-EWG's James

Since Johnny Curtis has not appeared or even been mentioned on television since his NXT win, and because his Pro, R-Truth, has started his semi-psychotic, conspiracy theory-beleving heel character, we at EWG can safely say that Johnny Curtis' tag team title shot with R-Truth has been dropped. We also are guessing that Curtis, who has been on the indy scene for about 12 years, may or may not ever actually make it to TV. He is probably at least 30. Since he is not "young," and has not gotten called up since being in WWE developmental since 2006, we are guessing that Curtis won't make it to the main roster. Of course, plans can change and we can be totally wrong.


-Enderson Wrestling Guesses

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May 16, 2011 16:44:24 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

May 13, 2011 19:37:19 GMT -5 @jwanderson said:

NEWSLETTER TWO:

-Like we all watched last night on Superstars, it seems a new gimmick started where Curt Hawkins would help Zack Ryder win matches. Zack Ryder and Hawkins then embraced after the win. Some backstage feel that this will lead to the former "Edgeheads" tag team to reform for a short or long time. Some feel that Curt Hawkins will adopt the "LI" bro character, akin to his FCW days as a Dudebuster. Others beleive Ryder may be serious. The general consensus of the backstage wrestling insiders is that the tag team is a way to focus on the appealingness of Ryder without stealing the light of the offical, more important heels like Alberto del Rio. Some even think that Ryder and Hawkins can turn face. Whatever creative's plans are, they are prone to change.

-After seeing Michael Hayes debut as Tyson Kidd's manager, Enderson Wrestling Guesses' reporters have guessed that WWE wants to bring back the roles of male managers. Of course, plans can change and will may never see any more managers ever.

-WWE is huge on Sin Cara; his merchandise is very marketable. Also, SMACKDOWN SPOILERS IN WHITE EVEN THOUGH THIS PART HAS ALREADY AIRED IN EASTERN USA AND THE UK: they gave him a win over former US Title holder Daniel Bryan. He is a cruiserweight, and there are other people that the WWE is seemingly high on, like Tyson Kidd, that fit into that category. Trent Barreta, Zack Ryder, Evan Bourne, Daniel Bryan, Primo, Rey Mysterio, and some other dudes under 220 also exist. Because of this influx of light weight wrestlers, some feel that the WWE may bring back to Cruiserweight title to bring credibility to guys like Ryder and Sin Cara. Of course, this groundbreaking, insider news is pure speculation and what WWE actually does can change.

Enderson Wrestling Guesses

NEW GUESS:

Jinder Mahal and Khali are interacting. They could be a tag team. Zack Ryder and Hawkins are a team again. There are twenty billion popular guys in FCW, and we at Enderson Wrestling Guesses believe that (insert the two most popular or well known FCW wrestlers here even though they have no connection) may or may not be called up to be a tag team as well. Because of this, EWG can safely report that the WWE is issuing a full comback on tag team wrestling. Of course, this is reported a few times every year and has never been true, so we don't know why we are reporting it, but we are anyway... it's been a slow news day.


-EWG's James

Since Johnny Curtis has not appeared or even been mentioned on television since his NXT win, and because his Pro, R-Truth, has started his semi-psychotic, conspiracy theory-beleving heel character, we at EWG can safely say that Johnny Curtis' tag team title shot with R-Truth has been dropped. We also are guessing that Curtis, who has been on the indy scene for about 12 years, may or may not ever actually make it to TV. He is probably at least 30. Since he is not "young," and has not gotten called up since being in WWE developmental since 2006, we are guessing that Curtis won't make it to the main roster. Of course, plans can change and we can be totally wrong.


-Enderson Wrestling Guesses

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so i have some free time this week.

yay or nay on new meowth and mark henry episodes?!!!??!?

(everyone please say yay)

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so i have some free time this week.

yay or nay on new meowth and mark henry episodes?!!!??!?

(everyone please say yay)

[darksoul]

Only If Mark Henry Heel's on him and puts Meowth threw 18 tables with the Sin Cara finisher off a high spot in the room.

^ That Yay.