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May 6, 2011 0:55:07 GMT -5
Post by darksoul on May 6, 2011 0:55:07 GMT -5
The Answer is The Kettle! Why Can't You See It's The Kettle! It's The Kettle! ARGGGHHH! "Rips Open Shirt"-Just Kidding![glow=green,2,300]The Real ANSWER IS...................[/glow]
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May 6, 2011 7:52:46 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 6, 2011 7:52:46 GMT -5
One thing about wrestling, happened with Rock the other night and happens a LOT with Eric Bischoff cause it's his favorite line... saying "cut the music" when you come out for a promo. A lot of times for Bischoff he says it after they have already stopped playing the music; in this case, it is being said for no reason. And then sometimes, like the Rock the other night, they say it twice, and the twice one is over no music. IDK. It's little things like that. Oh, crap, I just gave Bischoff more contreversey. and more cash.
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May 6, 2011 7:54:52 GMT -5
Post by laz22 on May 6, 2011 7:54:52 GMT -5
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May 7, 2011 9:06:49 GMT -5
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May 8, 2011 8:53:31 GMT -5
Post by Honkey on May 8, 2011 8:53:31 GMT -5
I wrote this song about my friend who's a total badass... He erupted from the volcanoes He gets all the bitches and hoes TYLER IN ABSHER! He inspired the American flag He can have sex with a guy and not be a fag TYLER IN ABSHER! He can kill a full grown man While masturbating with both his hands TYLER IN ABSHER! He made Chuck Norris craphis pants out of fear He's so damn manly he pisses beer *Amazing guitar solo played by Absher himself* He slayed a dragon with his dick And he used its bones as ing toothpicks TYLER IN ABSHER! He found the cure to cancer and AIDs Charlie Sheen and gingers in same damn day TYLER IN' ABSHER! He eats Transformers and shits jet fuel Damn right hippies he has ecofriendly stool TYLER IN ABSHER! When he plays Twister, tornadoes erupt When he loses at Monopoly, the economy becomes corrupt He eats M16s and he shits out grenades It's fact the everyday he's gonna get laid He goes to sneeze, and he destroys a skyscraper Even when the sex is consensual, he still in rapes her He loves women, explosions, and American pride Don't you wish you were this in guy? TYLER IN ABSHER! *The song explodes The song unexplodes and continues where it left off* Tyler Absher: Bitch I never die *Crazy guitar solo* He punched Satan in the balls That son of bitch did it for teh lulz TYLER IN ABSHER! We used his blood in nuclear bombs He killed Sadam, Osama, Hitler, and still ed your mom TYLER IN ABSHER!
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May 8, 2011 8:54:01 GMT -5
Post by Honkey on May 8, 2011 8:54:01 GMT -5
I wrote this song about my friend who's a total badass... He erupted from the volcanoes He gets all the bitches and hoes TYLER IN ABSHER! He inspired the American flag He can have sex with a guy and not be a fag TYLER IN ABSHER! He can kill a full grown man While masturbating with both his hands TYLER IN ABSHER! He made Chuck Norris craphis pants out of fear He's so damn manly he pisses beer *Amazing guitar solo played by Absher himself* He slayed a dragon with his dick And he used its bones as ing toothpicks TYLER IN ABSHER! He found the cure to cancer and AIDs Charlie Sheen and gingers in same damn day TYLER IN' ABSHER! He eats Transformers and shits jet fuel Damn right hippies he has ecofriendly stool TYLER IN ABSHER! When he plays Twister, tornadoes erupt When he loses at Monopoly, the economy becomes corrupt He eats M16s and he shits out grenades It's fact the everyday he's gonna get laid He goes to sneeze, and he destroys a skyscraper Even when the sex is consensual, he still in rapes her He loves women, explosions, and American pride Don't you wish you were this in guy? TYLER IN ABSHER! *The song explodes The song unexplodes and continues where it left off* Tyler Absher: Bitch I never die *Crazy guitar solo* He punched Satan in the balls That son of bitch did it for teh lulz TYLER IN ABSHER! We used his blood in nuclear bombs He killed Sadam, Osama, Hitler, and still ed your mom TYLER IN ABSHER!
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May 9, 2011 1:30:29 GMT -5
Post by darksoul on May 9, 2011 1:30:29 GMT -5
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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May 9, 2011 7:12:54 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2011 7:12:54 GMT -5
blackmanbailbonds.com/You can apparentley call Steve 24-7 and get him to get you out of jail. This is kinda awesome.
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May 9, 2011 15:05:57 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2011 15:05:57 GMT -5
According to reports, Zack Ryder's push may or may not start tonight. He is turning heads with his internet show, which WWE's official Facebook has started to advertise. Rumor has it that creative wants to play on his popularity. As always, however, plans can change.
The John Morrison neck injury may or may not be a work. Some on the inside of the company didn't hear about his injury and suggest that the angle is being played to sell the vicious Paydirts given to him by R-Truth. The current plan is to let Morrison sit out a few weeks and eventually feud over the summer, leading to a finishing grudge match at Summerslam. If WWE creative is impressed with his performance during these crucial months, Morrison is said to have a main event face push in the cards. Of course, plans can change.
A dozen people in the last week or so Tweeted that Vance Archer should return to WWE. While his size was what Vince generally enjoyed, many felt that his lower back tattoo held down his credibility. Some even say that Vince didn't even know who Vance was. There is no real interest in Vance Archer anymore and there are no plans to ever bring him back. Still, plans could change and Vance could end up back on our TV screens someday.
--- Enderson Wrestling Guesses
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May 9, 2011 15:25:02 GMT -5
Post by jbarqu88 on May 9, 2011 15:25:02 GMT -5
Achoo!
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May 9, 2011 15:44:14 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2011 15:44:14 GMT -5
I see D-von Dudley in your sig.
I just wanna comment I don't like to hate TNA out of nowhere but a few months ago when Bubba Ray started the "Bully" gimmick and said he was the "Shawn Michaels" and D-Von the Marty Jannetty... I facepalmed. They are tag team wrestlers, pretty darned good ones at that. But for Bubba Ray Dudley to be mentioning himself in the same sentance as HBK just seems disgusting.
OTHER OBSERVATIONS:
The former WWE Champion, the Miz's finishing move was a former REGULAR move of "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher, and also apparentley Bubba Dudley.
Kaval, who's "Warriors Way" was supposed to be this awe-inspiring move that took out guys like Alex Riley and Husky Harris was a former REGULAR move of Spike Dudley.
R-Truth apparently used to be able to pin someone with a flying elbow to the chest. Now, he has upgraded to the Paydirt passed down by Shelton Benjamin and MVP with transitionary users Dolph Ziggler (more in FCW before his official reverse version) and Heath Slater (who also did the Zig Zag version but now uses a reverse DDT which is more or less a regular move of Christian). Apparentley the Paydirt is more effective than the Suplex-Stunner, which has never pinned anyone. Yeah right.
Sting's "SCORPION DEATH DROP" is just a reverse DDT like Slater and Christian's regular move. VANCE ARCHER, a world class athlete who could do Moonsaults and a various array of power moves that fit the gimmick WWE pushed his as, like his TNA Texas Tower Bomb and Blackout, was allowed to do nothing more than a pumphandle into a reverse DDT.. um.. hello?
Back to the Zig Zag, I suppose that we're to assume the wrestler lands on their head. But this is obviously never what happens... it's just a bump to the back. Sure Dolph gets air and it looks pretty sweet... but a clothesline would be more effective.
IDC how jacked Big Zeke Jackson is.. there is no way a simple clothesline can take out the Big Show.
JBL used a simple clothesline as well (I first put 'hell' instead of 'well' here LOLZ). IDK how this move put so many people down.
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May 9, 2011 22:02:17 GMT -5
Post by darksoul on May 9, 2011 22:02:17 GMT -5
Where The Truth At?
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May 10, 2011 0:58:59 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2011 0:58:59 GMT -5
I'm quitting my nicotine addictions right now.
...sigh, this is gonna suck.
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May 10, 2011 21:55:34 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2011 21:55:34 GMT -5
I'm quitting my nicotine addictions right now. ...sigh, this is gonna suck. Have fun....
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May 11, 2011 7:18:08 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 11, 2011 7:18:08 GMT -5
woo woo woo you know it bro a woo woo wee woo woo
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May 11, 2011 23:09:39 GMT -5
Post by Dictator of Karma: Juggernaut on May 11, 2011 23:09:39 GMT -5
It's been far too long......again.
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May 12, 2011 1:52:35 GMT -5
Post by darksoul on May 12, 2011 1:52:35 GMT -5
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May 12, 2011 7:29:43 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 12, 2011 7:29:43 GMT -5
that remidnds me of when Regigigice faced Articone in Pokemon the movie 2011
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May 12, 2011 15:25:05 GMT -5
Post by Eat Defeat. on May 12, 2011 15:25:05 GMT -5
Can you guys tell me if my sig works? It works for me but 2 people have said it doesn't show up?
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May 12, 2011 15:56:05 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 12, 2011 15:56:05 GMT -5
just RAW threadheads centered do I see.
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