Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2009 3:35:17 GMT -5
Tried this at another forum and got this (still going too)
Today I, got drunk and found out that my girlfriend dumped me for the 11th time because she was very scared that her dog would lick her boobs with the dog saliva also with the number 69 and the gynecologist stuck his magnefying glass on her while the dog was jumping off the roof into snow just before taking a big dump on my surprised face but then her boobs started to jiggle to the maximum because she started to throw up on a huge pile of pillows on rider's anime posters of Eureka that he uses when he is really bored and can't seem to have any interest in anything just like a really giant ape fighting an airplane over New York while fighting Chuck Norris
Don't start with the aforementioned story, start with this new one.
Say two words after
"Today, I"
We're going to make a long crazy sentence
Today, I
Today I, got drunk and found out that my girlfriend dumped me for the 11th time because she was very scared that her dog would lick her boobs with the dog saliva also with the number 69 and the gynecologist stuck his magnefying glass on her while the dog was jumping off the roof into snow just before taking a big dump on my surprised face but then her boobs started to jiggle to the maximum because she started to throw up on a huge pile of pillows on rider's anime posters of Eureka that he uses when he is really bored and can't seem to have any interest in anything just like a really giant ape fighting an airplane over New York while fighting Chuck Norris
Don't start with the aforementioned story, start with this new one.
Say two words after
"Today, I"
We're going to make a long crazy sentence
Today, I
