Post by Thunder on Mar 6, 2009 13:51:46 GMT -5
You know the deal. There’s fireworks and stuff like that. It’s really a little over-the-top when you think about it.
Matthew Werner: Good evening and welcome to Loaded! I’m Matt Werner alongside my partner, Matt Steel.
Matt Steel: How can you be so excited?
Matthew Werner: What?
Matt Steel: We say the same exact thing as the show starts every week. There’s, like, no way you can care any more.
Matthew Werner: I guess I’ve never thought about it that way. Now that you mention it, I guess I am a little tired of it.
Matt Steel: So you want to stop doing it?
Matthew Werner: Sure.
Matt Steel: Awesome. So what are we going to do instead?
Matthew Werner: Uh—
"If You Want Blood (You Got It)" The Axis' theme song rips into the arena.
Matthew Werner: Thank God.
The fans rise at the sight of International Champion, Vanessa McGurk, walking into the arena. Vanessa has a small smile across her face as she points towards the curtain as Wayne McGurk walks through. Wayne enters the arena to the delight of the fans who have risen at the sight of his return. Wayne takes Vanessa's hand and walks towards the ring.
Wayne leaps into the apron, as Vanessa walks up the steps. Wayne enters the ring, but stays by the ropes and opens it for Vanessa to slip through.
"If You Want Blood (You Got It)" slowly fades. The McGurks stand in the middle of the ring as the ring announcer presents Wayne with the mic. Wayne begins to speak, but is cut off by welcome back chants from the crowd.
Wayne McGurk: Thanks.
Two weeks ago, I was backstage at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre to support my wife as she fought to capture the very gold I cradled during my time here. And right before she stepped into that ring, I decided right then and there to come back to the only thing I know, the sport of professional wrestling; the WFWF.
Even during my time away there was always something calling me back. There was always unfinished business calling me back and I'll be honest when I say that I hated how things ended up for us. But it had to be done, things had to end that way. I came to a point where I could not physically go on. Then I moved on. The past is the past and I'm not looking back, but it stings me.
So I decided to return and sanctify myself and my wife for what was done.
I was waiting, but something happened that threw all that into the toilet.
Last week, I watched as Kurt Burton walked out on Thunder and left him to be beated by EBR. What the hell? This is not what we as the Axis are about. We made a pact to stick beside each other and to watch each others back. That was a bond we shared, and last week that bond was severed!
So tonight, I'm not here to presuit championship gold or to sanctify myself. Tonight there's only one thing I want, answers.
"With The Fire" by Fozzy hits the arena as Kurt Burton slowly makes his way into the ring, mic in hand.
Kurt enters the ring and greets Wayne with a hug.
Kurt Burton: Well, welcome back brother...
Wayne McGurk: You better have a good reason for abandoning Thunder last week?
Kurt scoffs Wayne with a chuckle.
Kurt Burton: You want to talk about abandoning?
Screw you, Wayne!
Where were you last year at Superbrawl when I needed you? We were tag team champion- WE WERE PARTNERS, WAYNE! Sure you can tell me you were there, but you didn't even try to fight. We all knew you were on your way out and that Superbrawl was your last night. You could have put a fight, we could have retained those titles and things migth have ended a little differently for you.
Face it Wayne, the Axis died one year ago. The Axis died the night you abandoned us!
"Cult Of Personality" plays as Thunder makes way to the ring.
Thunder: Wayne, as much as I want answers you're going to have to accept the fact that there is no more Axis.
Wayne McGurk: It doesn't have to end like this. Can't you both see what you're about to throw away? We were the most dominant faction in the WFWF. We held every major title. The two of you were partners, tag team champions...
Kurt Burton: Here we go, playing up the past, looking at how great the Axis was. Well, let me do the history lesson here. Three sets of tag titles, two International titles, a world title, and a partridge in a pair tree.
But those days are over, done with and gone. You see Wayne, this sanctimonious son of a bitch right here flushed away everything the Axis was when he chose to align himself with Trace Demon.
Thunder steps forward.
Thunder: And how might that be Kurt? Because I made an alliance that furthered my career? Isn't that what the Axis was?
Kurt Burton: The Axis was a wake up call to the powers that be. The Axis was a bitch slap to authority. And you turned your back on all of that. You sold out.
Thunder: Kurt, you are failing to see the larger...
Kurt Burton: YOU SOLD OUT!
Wayne, tiring of this exchange steps in between the two.
Wayne McGurk: The two of you are failing to see the larger picture here. First off Thunder, The Axis was never a career strenghtening alliance, it is a brotherhood. You know that, probably well more than I do. And Kurt, regardless if you agree or disagree over Thunder's alegance with Trace Demon, did not give you the right to abandon him when he needed you.
Think of everything you're both putting at stake here.
It isn't just an alliance, but its the brotherhood that we share. The bond the two of you share well together... Does that mean nothing to the both of you?!
Thunder: I don’t know if you’re blind or just completely ignorant, but that bond was killed last week. In one night Kurt threw that bond and everything we’ve done together away. And why? It’s because you’re jealous, Kurt. I was always better than you and that’s a fact. When we weren’t teaming you never made anything out of yourself. I went on to bigger and better things while you wallowed in limbo. And then what did you do? You took your ball and went home. Meanwhile I went on to bigger and better things. Now along with my great friend Trace I’m running the show here. I am more powerful and better than I ever was. So now you’re more jealous than ever, so what do you do? You decide to stab me in the back. Well here’s a little secret, Kurt. You would have done the same exact thing as me if you actually had the talent to do so. But you don’t, so you decided to make a statement instead. You can go ahead and keep on doing that, but it doesn’t matter. You will never, ever be anywhere near my level. And Wayne, just give it up. The Axis is dead and it’s that man’s fault. So I have no more reason to talk to you two people. I’m above this now. But I do look forward to watching you get your ass handed to you tonight, Kurt.
Thunder drops the mic and walks to the back.
Matthew Werner: Well, somebody’s got their panties in a bunch.
Matt Steel: How unprofessional.
Matthew Werner: I was just trying to be witty.
Matt Steel: You failed.
Matthew Werner: How about we just go to the opening match?
Matt Steel: Probably a good idea.
Across 26 Winters plays and Ace Bennet slowly makes his way down the ring. He high fives all the people who have their hands extended. Bennett rolls under the ropes, stands up and raises his arms in the air. Bennett stretches as he waits for his opponent to come out.
The lights dim down as the opening to "It's A Fight" by Three Six Mafia begins to play. The crowd gets on it's feet and starts to cheer waiting the arrival of the Street King. At the 15 second mark, David Roberts makes his way through the curtain onto the top of the titan tron followed by his manager and brother Shawn Roberts. The Street King prepares himself for the match. Before the sound of "It's A Fight" he looks in both directions to get the crowd pumped. At the sound of "It's A Fight" The Street King slowly starts to make his way down to the ring. He stands in front of the apron staring down his opponent.
All of the lights except a very dim orange one are out. The orange light is set at the top of the stage. Though vague, you can make out the outline of a man standing in the light. The PA system is blaring the overture to Hard-Rock Hallelujah. All of a sudden a series of powerful guitar chords begin to play as techno-color strobe lights flicker on and off, bright and dim. High Horror puts his arms straight up from his side. He puts his hands above his head and quickly jerks them down as a powerful medley of blue, red, and orange flames shoot up from the stage. Horror proceeds down the ramp, into the ring. Horror runs the ropes a few times then throws his fists into the air.
The bell rings and the match starts off quickly. Roberts tries to quickly throw Bennett over the top rope. Roberts doesn't notice that Bennett caught the rope. Roberts and Horror are fighting back and forth, when Bennett hits a springboard dropkick on Roberts.
Roberts rolls under the ropes and Bennett and Horror start to go at it. Horror shows that he has a great expirence advantage when he blocks a kick to the gut attempt, and clotheslines Bennett. Horror goes for the pin.
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Kickout by Bennett. Roberts has rolled back into the ring, and when Bennett gets up, is hit with a huge big boot from Roberts. Another cover.
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The pin is broken up by Horror. Bennett rolls under the ropes as Roberts and Horror go at it Horror ducks a clothesline from from Roberts only to be met with a powerful uppercut when he turns around. Roberts tries a pin attempt.
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Kickout by Horror. Roberts locks on a headlock. Just when Horror seemed like he was losing it, he fought back with some elbows to the gut, followed by a huge clothesline on Roberts. When Horror goes for the pin, Bennett comes and stomps on the back of the head of Horror.
Bennett and Horror are fighting. Bennett hits a mirage of stiff kicks to Horror's thighs. Horror drops to his knees and Bennett hits an Enzuguri. Horror drops and Bennett goes for the cover.
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Broken up by Roberts. Roberts is now stomping away at both Bennett and Horror. He picks Bennett up and plants him with a huge powerbomb, causing him to roll out of the ring. Roberts turns around to see that Horror has gotten back up.
Horror kicks Roberts right in the gut. Horror throws his opponent up into the air, and clasps the throat of David Roberts. Horror plants Roberts with Dreadful Acts and covers him
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Hard-Rock Hallelujah plays over the PA as High Horror plays the crowd in his victory.
Suddenly, the lights in the building go out.
Matt Steel: What the hell is this?
Matthew Werner: The recession is hitting everybody hard, my friend.
And then, as if to disprove there’s no electricity, a video plays on the big screen.
When the lights come back on, David Roberts is unconscious in the ring, bleeding.
Matthew Werner: Another sneak attack and this time it’s left a man bloody.
Matt Steel: Maybe he’s just menstrating.
Matthew Werner: He’s bleeding from his head, not his vagina.
Matt Steel: . . . did you just say he had a vagina?
Matthew Werner: Look, what I meant to say was that if he did, he wouldn’t be bleeding from the head.
Matt Steel: He’s going to be very upset with you, you know. And you deserve it, bunghole.
Matthew Werner: Why did you say “bung”?
Matt Steel: Because that’s the censored version of the word that comes up when this gets posted.
Jack Specific: That’s right. No foul language on this toy forum, you
ers.Matthew Werner: How ironic.
Matt Steel: Did we just completely break the fourth wall?
Matthew Werner: Yep.
Matt Steel: Well, hopefully this next match will save us.
Davey Sanchez wins.
Matthew Werner: What happened there?
Matt Steel: Must have never sent in a match.
Matthew Werner: bunghole.
Jack Specific: Watch your mouth, you
ing cocksucker.”Dance With The Devil” by Breaking Benjamin plays as Trace Demon walks to the ring.
Matt Steel: Yes! Your boss and mine is here!
Matthew Werner: Oh joy!
Matt Steel: For some reason I doubt your sincerity.
Trace Demon: Good evening to all of you. I want to take this time tonight to address what has been a growing probably in my company. It seems to me that there a certain group of fools on this roster who have decided it would be a good idea to cross the boss. Again, I will assure that are reprocussions to such actions, as the four men in the main event are finding out.
But, something obviously must be done about this so that the chaos that has been running rampant does not get even worse. This is why I am here to announce the match that will take place at our next PPV, Battleground. And when I say it is one of the biggest matches in WFWF history, I am not exaggerating.
Quite simply, this will take place in the only setting to possibly end this—a War Games Match. Two rings, one cage. The match will only end when one man is pinned or gives up, but first all participants in the match must be in the ring.
So how’s this going to work? We start out with two men, obviously, chosen at random. And then every three minutes another person, chosen at random, will enter the match.
In total there will be twelve people in this match. There will be my team, The Anointed, and whatever group Yukio Blaze is going to attempt to put together. Of course, we all know that—
He is cut off by Yukio Blaze, who has a microphone of his own and walks to the ring.
Yukio Blaze: I’m afraid I have to stop you there, but for once I need to say thank you. Thank you for finally giving me the chance to give you, Thunder and The Anointed the beating you so all rightfully deserve.
Trace Demon: That sure sounds good, but you shouldn’t kid yourself like that. We all know that you aren’t going to be able to assemble three other guys for your team. For all the years you’ve been here you’ve got no friends who are going to back you up.
Yukio Blaze: Who is or isn’t my friend doesn’t matter here. What you need to realize is that in your short time running the show you’ve made a whole lot of enemies. And I’ve got a feeling that there’s going to be more than enough people jumping to get their hands on you. Whether or not their my friends won’t matter. We will have one common goal and that is to save the WFWF from scum like you and The Anointed. And who knows, I might just have a trick or two up my sleeve.
Trace Demon: What’s that supposed to mean?
Yukio Blaze: I guess you’ll have to wait and find out.
Blaze exits, leaving Demon confused.
Matthew Werner: What a huge announcement that was, Matt.
Matt Steel: But what is Yukio talking about?
Matthew Werner: I don’t know, but he’s got a good point. Some of the things Trace Demon has done could come back to hurt him here. And now it’s time for our next match.
In what started out as a fairly competitive match, EBR took control in the last couple of minutes as he hit Ashton with various strikes before winning the match with the George Atkinson Lariat and the S.O.S.
Winner: EBR
Matthew Werner: And now it’s main event time.
Matt Steel: You know, we’ve been oddly silent throughout all the matches.
Matthew Werner: Yeah, it’s almost like nobody wrote any commentary for us.
Matt Steel: Shouldn’t somebody else have done it if the original people didn’t?
Thunder: Not my responsibility. They should do it to begin with.
Matt Steel: That was weird.
Matthew Werner: Yeah. We just broke the fourth wall all over again. But it’s a good thing nobody reads this.
Matt Steel: Now that you mention it, there was something else I wanted to say: High Horror likes to eat fecal matter on rye for lunch every day.
Matthew Werner: Harsh.
Matt Steel: But he’ll never know.
Matthew Werner: Let’s go to the ring.
Alex Sean throws a punch, but it is caught by Kurt Burton. He twists Sean's arm around for an arm wringer. A couple elbows from Sean, and the hold is released. Burton lifts up Sean and hits a running forearm smash. Sean desperately tries for a tag but Burton grabs Sean's leg and stops him. Burton lifts him up again, they exchange a series of punches with Sean winning the duke out wins the exchange, eventually nailing Burton with a short-arm clothesline. Sean lifts up Burton, who attempts a kick to the gut. Sean evades the kick, gets behind Burton, and plants him down with a German suplex. Sean walks over to his corner and tags in DGX. DGX enters the ring, bounces off the ropes, and drops both knees into the gut of Kurt Burton. DGX then raises the second knuckle in his middle finger from the fist he has made and starts pounding on Burton's left knee. DGX stands up again and plants a knee into the knee of Burton. DGX lifts Burton's legs up and locks in a figure four leg-lock! Burton is pounding his fists down, writhing in pain. Burton wriggles and attempts to make the ropes...but DGX really has it locked in. Burton, on the verge of tapping out manages to throw his body to the left and rolls over onto his stomach, reverting the pain to DGX, whose eyes are bulging. Burton uses all his upper body strength and crawls to his corner, DGX still attached, and tags in Yukio Blaze. Yukio perches himself on the top rope and drops an elbow on the upper back and neck of DGX. Burton quickly releases the hold and rolls out of the ring before the ref got to the five count. Yukio gets DGX's hand underneath his stomach and uses his power to lift up DGX and nail him with a vicous pumphandle slam. Cover!
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DGX kicks out at two! Yukio picks DGX up. DGX attempts a hard discus punch, but Blaze ducks out of it and plants a big boot in the gut of DGX. Blaze bounces off of the ropes and comes back with a handspring back-elbow, knocking DGX down again. Blaze, satisfied, walks to his corner and tags in Burton. Burton enters and says something intelligible to Blaze. Blaze's eyes widen as he sees what Burton doesn't. DGX manages to kick up and clock the former Axis member in the back of the head. DGX also gives Blaze a backhanded slap, and Blaze staggers off. DGX then drops an elbow on the leg of Burton that he was working on earlier. DGX then sits Burton up, stands over him, bends over, locks his hands around the gut of Burton and drags Kurt up and plants his unconscious carcass back on the mat with a powerbowb. Cover!
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Blaze slides back into the ring and makes the save! Sean comes into the ring, but is quickly thrown out of it by Blaze. DGX gets up, charges at Blaze who ducks, but catches DGX's arm and hits a reverse neckbreaker on DGX who then rolls out of the ring. Blaze is in the ring, showboating to the fans as WFWF goes to a commercial break.
Back from break, Burton spins on Al's shoulders and takes him down with a hurricanrana, as Al made the tag during the break. Blaze is stomping on the apron of the ring and clapping, trying to get the crowd behind Kurt, which is not going so well. Kurt looks over at Yukio and rolls his eyes as he picks up Al and gives him a hard Irish Whip into a neutral corner. Burton, with the injured leg, runs at Alex, attempting a top rope facebuster. Burton gets to the second rope, but is thrown up and over onto the apron. Burton lands it and jumps back over, attempting a Sunset flip on Al. But Sean holds onto the ropes and Burton crashes. Alex attempts a Bonsai drop off the second rope, but Kurt moves out of the way and Al crashes down on his tailbone, and then Kurt kicks Alex Sean dead center in the spine.
Burton pulls Sean into the middle of the ring and gives a subtle thumbs up to Blaze, who then charges into the ring and throws himself up and over DGX, at the corner on the apron, hooks DGX's neck, and drives himself and DGX down onto the floor below. Kurt grabs the legs of Alex Sean and locks him into a simple Inverted Boston Crab. But Burton leans forward and pulls Sean's chin up to, effectively locking in the Feedback 2.0, causing Alex Sean to give up almost instantaneously.
Matthew Werner: Huge win for Burton and Blaze here.
Matt Steel: Quite the showing from two men that hate each other.
Matthew Werner: And talk about a huge psychological advantage for Blaze getting a win over The Anointed.
Matt Steel: The idea of that sounds so wrong.
Matthew Werner: We’ll see you next week!
Hey, look. There’s a logo.
You know, it’s kind of weird that we never actually see the logo. It’s just here in the text.
I should probably shut up now.
Bye.[/center]
