Oct. 31 Loaded Results

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WFWF Presents:

Theme Song: Wolfgang “Atomica”
Location: Target Arena, Minneapolis, Minnesota



Opening Contest
Women’s Open
Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk vs. Kat Hamilton vs. Candi Starlight vs. Brooke Hollister

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The match is very simple as the first woman to score the pinfall or submission, will win this contest. Vanessa, Candi, Brooke, and Kat all stood in the center, but Brooke and Candi got into a show of words that triggered hair pulling, leading to a signature CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!. They rolled and rolled on the mat pulling and scratching, while Vanessa and Kat engaged in a true wrestling contest. Kat gave Vanessa a head scissors take down, followed with a pin, but only got a 1 count. Vanessa got back up and gave Kat a Rolling Thunder Clothesline, followed with a standing moonsault, 1....2....Kat just kicked out. Brooke got to her feet and ran at Vanessa trying to beat her down, then Candi decided to get her two cents in this equation, by grabbing Kat Hamilton with a handful of hair; Kat retaliated with an elbow across the eye and covered Candi Starlight with school-boy roll, but only caught the two count, when Vanessa broke the count with a stiff kick across the back of Kat Hamilton. Brook charged at Vanessa from behind and sent her over the ropes, but Vanessa was able to hang onto the ropes and reel herself in; seeing this Candi charged forward and connected to Vanessa with a tornado ddt, but Vanessa held herself firm on the ropes, and countered the ddt; sending Candi Starlight onto the arena floor; Vanessa followed through with an asai moonsault, taking out Candi. Vanessa rose to her feet, but Brooke Hollister quickly crashed onto Vanessa; courtesy of Kat Hamilton. Kat Hamilton followed with a flying Boob Job from the top rope; crashing onto Brooke, Vanessa, and Candi. Kat Hamilton and Vanessa were the first to reach the ring, as the two continued to engage in battle; both women finding a way to counter the other one’s moves. Brooke and Candi returned to the ring and instead watch Vanessa and Kat fight each other. Brooke and Candi picked their spot and made their quick assault on Kat and Vanessa; both women tried to fight off their attacker, but Candi silenced Vanessa with the spinning wheel kick, as Brooke spiked Kat with the ddt. Brooke and Candi circled each other, as Kat and Vanessa lay at opposite sides of the ring; Brooke and Candi met in the center and engaged in a second catfight. Kat Hamilton pulled Candi away, laid her in the corner and hit her with the Lap Dance; from behind Vanessa knocked Brooke with a Tiger Suplex and bridged it for the pin, but Kat Hamilton broke it up at two. Kat pulled Vanessa by the hair and led her to the center of the ring, Vanessa was able to roll herself over and stun Kat Hamilton with the Star for the victory.

The Winner: Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk

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Thunder is walking backstage. He comes to a door labeled "The Axis" and steps inside. Wayne McGurk is sitting down on a bench with two large bags at his feet. Possessed Child sits next to him. Beside the two, Kurt Burton sits in a wheelchair, appearing not only to be physically injured but emotionally run down as well.

Thunder: You guys wanted to see me?

Kurt starts to speak, but Wayne waves him off.

Wayne: Kurt, leave this to us. Please save what little energy you have left.

He nods, slowly.

Wayne: Thunder, we like you and everything, but let's face it, you don't fit in. Look at you. Fancy Armani suits, gold robes. We want you to be more like the rest of us, so we've decided on a couple outfits that we think you should try on.

Thunder appears almost disgusted by the idea.

Possessed Child: Come on. Who knows, you might like it.

Thunder: Fine.

Wayne reaches down and hands him one of the bags, which Thunder relunctantly takes.

Wayne: Go change behind whatever that changing wall thing is called.

Thunder: Where the hell did you get that from anyway?

Possessed Child: Yard sale, but that's not important. Just go change.

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Singles Match
Johnny Valentine vs. High Horror

Johnny Valentine and Horror had the match to their selves as the crowd was loving every minute they were battling in the ring. Back and forth they went as Valentine gave Horror a vertical suplex into a pin, but Horror reversed it into a roll up of his own 1.....2.....Valentine kicks out. Horror kipped up and delivered a kick to the back of Valentine, then followed it up with a kick to the gut. Horror picked him up and called for a DDT, but Valentine countered out of the move and delivered a Northern Lights Suplex on him with a bridge, 1......2.....Horror kicked out. Valentine now kipped up and ran him selve to the ropes looking to deliver the Thunder Road on Horror, but Horror rolled out of the way, then gave Valentine a chop block to the back of the knee. Horror rose to his feet, with Valentine limping. Horror set Valentine for the DDT, but Valentine countered it and planted Horror with a Made In The Shades for the victory.

The Winner: Johnny Valentine

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Possessed Child: What the hell is going on back there?

Thunder: I'm done. Just calm down.

Thunder steps out as a completely new man, a truly shocking transformation. A blue bandana has been tied in a sloppy manner and placed on his head crooked. Below it, huge sunglasses cover up his eyes. The leather jacket he is wearing is oversized that it looks like it could easily house another person. The cowboy boots are equally as big, more clown shoes than anything else. The black t-shirt and black jeans come close to fitting.

Wayne: See, now that's how you should look.

Kurt: Absolutely amazing.

Possessed Child: And the jacket really brings out your eyes.

All three immediately begin to stare at Possessed Child.

Possessed Child: What? I was just complimenting him.

There is an awkward silence for a few moments before Thunder breaks it.

Thunder: Honestly, I really don't like it. It's not me.

Wayne: I kind of figured that. Go try the other one on.

Wayne hands Thunder the other bag and he disappears behind the changing wall.

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Singles Match
Jake Slash vs. Spider

People in and outside of the arena ask how Spider is still even a WFWF superstar as he put on a match that was so horrible that some of the crowd were leaving to take a piss or even get something to drink. Spider appeared to be drunk or something as he was punching to the dead air. Slash looked on at him in amaze over this, but he said its time to put him down. Slash ran at Spider taking him down with a Spear, but then picked him back up and gave him the Slash Bottom. He took his time to pin him, but the ref counted, 1....2.....3.

Winner By Pinfall, Jake Slash

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Singles Match
Wayne McGurk vs. Reckless

After the bell rang, both men didn’t bother locking onto the tie-up, as both men jumped on the offense. Reckless threw a couple punches across Wayne’s face, but McGurk fought him off and sent him into the ropes. Reckless came charging back with a clothesline, but Wayne ducked over and positioned himself behind Reckless; Reckless jabbed an elbow across McGurk’s head and motioned himself behind Wayne; Wayne quickly locked on an elevated full nelson; Reckless quickly wrapped his leg around Wayne’s waist before Wayne could fully apply the hold and trapped Wayne in an roll-up pin. Wayne kicked out at two, when he pushed Reckless off; shoving Reckless chest-first onto the corner. Wayne gripped on the ropes and shoved a shoulder across Reckless’ spine. Wayne set Reckless on the top rope and motioned up; setting Reckless for a super back drop, but Reckless fought Wayne off; Wayne stumped back onto the canvass, as Reckless took air and crashed into Wayne with a flying body press, but Wayne caught him and dropped him with a running powerslam; Wayne covered him, but Reckless got the shoulder up at two. Wayne grabbed Reckless by the hair, but Reckless muttered up enough strength to cover Wayne with a roll-up; Wayne pushed himself off at two. Both men rose to the vertical base and exchanged shots across the face. Reckless shoved a knee across Wayne’s mid-section and shot off the ropes. Reckless came bouncing back with a clothesline, but Wayne ducked it, caught Reckless and set him into the canvass with the Blister City Slam. Wayne hooked the leg.

The Winner: Wayne McGurk

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Backstage…

Thunder: There’s no way I’m coming out wearing this.

Wayne: Come on, we’ve got to see it.

Reluctantly, Thunder steps out. He is wearing a long black wig, a faded Metallica t-shirt, and extremely tight jeans. As soon as he sees him, Kurt begins to wipe tears away from his eyes.

Kurt: It’s so perfect.

Wayne: Those jeans are pretty tight though.

Possessed Child: Yeah, I can totally see your package.

Once again, they all stare at him.

Possessed Child: What? I wasn’t looking or anything, it just entered my line of sight.

Thunder: I appreciate the effort guys, but I think I’ll stick with the way I normally dress.

Kurt: Ungrateful little—

Thunder: What’s that?

Kurt: Nothing. Child, let’s go to the ring.

Possessed Child pushes Kurt’s wheelchair out of the ring as we cut away.

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Tag Team Match
Possessed Child & Trace Demon vs. Calvin Lee & Luther Castle

The action began before the referee could call for the bell; an early attempt on a spinning wheel kick from Possessed Child, gave Luther Castle the opening he needed to plant Child with an awkward, but ultimately lethal powerbomb. Trace Demon did what he could to fight off Luther Castle and Calvin Lee, but was eventually silenced with a Chapter 11, courtesy of Luther Castle; seeing this, Calvin tapped Luther with a blind tag, and covered Trace demon for the victory.

The Winners: Calvin Lee & Luther Castle


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With the fire by Fozzy plays as Possessed Child pushes Burton's wheelchair down to the ring. A hush falls over the crowd as they watch Burton, with an afghan draped over his legs, being pushed forward. They stop at the ramp, and Kurt whips out a microphone.

Kurt: Now, before you fans even worry, let me assure you that I will be competing here tonight, and you will get a match for the ages. But, seeing as it may only be the third greatest match I have ever had, I feel that I owed you fans an explanation of my current condition. You see, this weekend, I hooked up with a woman... well, I guess by scientific standards she may have been classified as a whale, or possibly some variety of gorilla. Her name was Conquistadora Bannannaramma Todd... yeah, that's right, CBtTs mom.

The crowd snickers, and Kurt takes a moment to absorb the laughter. He continues.

Kurt: Understand that, I, Kurt Burton, didn't have a choice in the matter. See, I am not normally a fan of bestiality; but CBT's mom jumped me. With her 900 pound frame bearing down on me, she looked me dead in the eye and said (in a very deep voice) "You're going to make me cum, or I'm going to eat you."

The crowd laughs whole heartedly.

Kurt: I ask you, the great fans of the WFWF to forgive me in my moment of weakness. I could have tried to fight, but I gave into that massive beast. Her bulbous thrusting buttocks...

Kurt turns and bites his hand. Crocodile tears well in his eyes.

Kurt: I'm sorry, this whole experience has been so traumatic, I haven't fully recovered yet. Where was I?

Possessed Child: Bulbous Thrusting Buttocks.

Kurt(without missing a beat): Her bulbous thrusting buttocks slamming into my thighs... her enormous jowls incarcerating my nipple... The sweat... dripping from the hair on her chest..

PC: Dude, I think I'm going to be sick.

Kurt: Well, you get the idea. She pounded away at me. CBT's mom violated me. And now, due to her incredible girth, my pelvis is fractured in thirty six places. But I'm a trooper, and so I come out here tonight, a broken man... but a man nonetheless. And so remember, if you ever doubt my manhood... you can just ask CBT's mom. I got her off like nine times.

Kurt gets up, and PC starts a slow clap... the crowd gets the joke, almost like they are in on it, and applaud the courage and strength of Burton as he hobbles up the ring stairs. After a couple of warm up stretches, Kurt does look to be in competitive shape.

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Singles Match
EBR vs. Thunder

In a competitive match, Thunder defeated EBR with the Thunder and Lightening. He gets a boost of momentum going into his championship match at Scars and Stripes, and is now the first person to defeat EBR in a singles match since 2003.

The Winner: Thunder







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Singles Match
Kurt Burton vs. Reverend Shadow

The bell rang and both men locked into a tie-up; Kurt Burton pushed himself away from Shadow and followed with a slap across the face of Reverend Shadow. Kurt Burton quickly motioned to the outside, as Reverend Shadow followed him close behind. Kurt Burton circled the ring, before coming back in; Reverend Shadow slid in beneath the bottom rope, was met with stomp across the back, courtesy of Kurt Burton. Burton set Shadow to the vertical base and sent him flying to the ropes; Shadow bounced back, Burton took the air with a leap frog, but Shadow stood still, waited, and placed his leg forward, trapping Kurt Burton to an inescapable and legal, low blow. Shadow took Burton by the legs and set him up for a Boston Crab, but Burton refused to give; Shadow tugged Burton towards the turnbuckle and sent him in with a slingshot; Burton hit the steel of the ring post; Shadow pulled Burton off and dropped him with a side Russian Leg Sweep, and followed with a cover, but Kurt Burton kicked out at two. Shadow pulled Burton by the hair and set him to the vertical base; Burton stood, wobbly, as Shadow shot himself off the ropes. Reverend Shadow came forward with the Clothesline From Heaven, but Burton knocked Reverend Shadow down with a dropkick, from out of nowhere. Both men took the ground, but were quick to rise to their feet; Burton shot himself off the ropes and knocked Shadow down with an enziguri. Shadow lay face first, giving Kurt Burton the opening he needed to lock on the Feedback v.1. Reverend Shadow fought to his feet, and with Burton hoisted behind his back, sent himself into the corner; Burton taking the bulk of the impact, releases\d himself from Shadow and leaned to the corner. Reverend Shadow charged forward with another Clothesline, but Burton ducked, grabbed Shadow and ran to the corner for the Ninja, but Shadow freed himself from Burton’s grasp before reaching the corner; Burton turned to Shadow quickly and charged forward, but Shadow lurched forward and took Burton down with a clothesline across the neck. Reverend Shadow covered him for the win.

The Winner: Reverend Shadow

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Singles Match
Non-Title
ThaCBT vs. Yukio Blaze

Yukio Blaze helmed the most of the match, with ThaCBT trailing behind, looking for any opening. ThaCBT would go on to find it towards the end of the match, with a series of clotheslines that seemed to draw Yukio down; but the clotheslines proved fatal, as Yukio saw the opening and trapped ThaCBT in a Trailblazer for the three count.

The Winner: Yukio Blaze

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Main Event
Grudge Match
Obo vs. Michael Kyzer

The bell rang and both men wasted no time in getting the match underway; with Obo bombarding the former World Heavyweight Champion with a series of blows. The referee pried Obo away, but Kyzer pushed Obo off and followed with a running knee across Obo’s gut. Obo dropped to a knee, as Kyzer motioned himself behind Obo; gripping Obo by the hair, Kyzer sent a fury direct elbow shots across Obo’s face; blood dripped down Obo’s face, as Kyzer released the handful of hair. Obo dropped to the mat, and Kyzer covered him for the three count, but Obo kicked out at two. Kyzer set Obo to the vertical base and sent him into the turnbuckle and charged forward with a clothesline, but Obo ducked away for cover and Kyzer took the ring post, shoulder first. Obo quickly rose to the vertical base, grabbed Kyzer by the tights, and shoved him shoulder first into the steel ring post.. Obo gripped the ropes and pushed himself to the top rope; seeing this as he rose, Kyzer rose to the first rope and send a thunderous chop across Obo’s chest. Kyzer rose to the second rope and set Obo for a superplex, but Obo held onto the ropes and blocked the suplex attempt with a headbutt across Kyzer’s chest. Obo rose up and followed with a tornado ddt, sending both men crashing down to the mat. Obo leapt over Kyzer’s body and hooked the leg for the pin, but Kyzer kicked out at two. Obo pulled Kyzer up by the hair and sent him into the ropes, but Kyzer countered Obo’s Irish Whip, reeled him into him, but Obo followed through with a dropkick across Kyzer’s shin; taking the former World Heavyweight Champion down to a knee. Obo bounced off the ropes and followed with the shining ignorance, but Kyzer ducked over, caught Obo and set him up for a body slam, but Obo reversed it, set Kyzer for the running tombstone piledriver and nailed it. Obo crawls to Kyzer for the pin, but Kyzer quickly rolled out of the ring. Kyzer leaned against the apron, as Obo took air with a flying elbow smash, but Kyzer motioned away, and Obo landed on the apron. Kyzer motioned behind Obo, and followed with a shoulder thrust across the back. Kyzer took a chair from a fan at the front row and swung it over head, but the referee quickly pried the chair off Kyzer’s grasp; with the referee taking the chair away, Kyzer withdrew a syringe from his tights, and injected whatever was inside the syringe into Obo’s arm. Obo fired an elbow to the Kyzer’s eye; Kyzer quickly returned to the ring, as Obo pulled off the syringe. Obo climbed back to the apron, where Kyzer met with a fist across the face. Kyzer held Obo and attempted to send him back in with a suplex, but Obo floated over and trapped Kyzer in an inside crade; Kyzer kicked out at two. Both men rose to the vertical base, Obo came forward with the shining ignorance once more, but Kyzer caught him and silenced Obo with a modified Kyzer Effect. Kyzer hooked the leg for the victory.

The Winner: Michael Kyzer

“Absent” by Snot resounds as Kyzer celebrates his victory. Kyzer ask for a microphone afterwards.


I just defeated your World Champion icon, but this wont b the last time I defeat his deadbeat ass. I'm officially the last entrant in the Scars and Stripes Rumble match. Deal with it because I will be the new F*cking Ultimate!!!!!!!!!!

End Of Show

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Match Credits:
Yukio & Me: Women's Open
Yukio: Valentine-Horror; Slash-Spiner
EBR: EBR-Thunder
Me: The rest
Segments: Thunder, Kurt Burton, Yukio

[Revvie®]

I thought I sent something...in...dont make me eat you....hehe

edit: Also congrats to all winners, thank you to kurt for giving me one hell of a match and one hell of a laugh during your seg on the show...it was an awful visual but funny as hell. Good show. PPV TIME!!!..hehe

[zombiesx]

Yesss I win, anyway on topic great show.

[DGX]

WHOOO! No Thunderstruck effect for meh...

*moonwalks, AND electric slides (just for you Cee Bee )*

Good match to Horror.

[Kurt Burton: Script Doctor!]

greyshadow04dna said:

I thought I sent something...in...dont make me eat you....hehe

edit: Also congrats to all winners, thank you to kurt for giving me one hell of a match and one hell of a laugh during your seg on the show...it was an awful visual but funny as hell. Good show. PPV TIME!!!..hehe

Thanks for the compliment... it means a lot.

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Well done again Mike.........

I honestly thought I had a winner.

[Markw]

Seems like a really great show, nice results, had some good RP's

Congratulations to all the winners I'm sure you all deserved it

Also off topic, Yukio check your Inbox

[sonstuds]

valentine said:

WHOOO! No Thunderstruck effect for meh...

*moonwalks, AND electric slides (just for you Cee Bee )*

I'm pretty sure C's AWOL. Which is fitting that'd it be the week that we have a tag match, but hey, he probably would have no showed anyways. *shrugs*

My ego can't handle that out of some of the people Thunder lost to I wasn't one of them.

[Thunder]

sonstuds said:

valentine said:

WHOOO! No Thunderstruck effect for meh...

*moonwalks, AND electric slides (just for you Cee Bee )*

I'm pretty sure C's AWOL. Which is fitting that'd it be the week that we have a tag match, but hey, he probably would have no showed anyways. *shrugs*

My ego can't handle that out of some of the people Thunder lost to I wasn't one of them.

Just for the record, based on past results: Yukio > Reckless > Jay Mayhem > Thunder > EBR

Good results. Kurt's segment was absolutely hilarious. Let's hope the streak of winners that aren't completely wrong continues at S&S.

[sonstuds]

realscan said:

sonstuds said:

I'm pretty sure C's AWOL. Which is fitting that'd it be the week that we have a tag match, but hey, he probably would have no showed anyways. *shrugs*

My ego can't handle that out of some of the people Thunder lost to I wasn't one of them.

Just for the record, based on past results: Yukio > Reckless > Jay Mayhem > Thunder > EBR

Enhanced by the fact I beat Yukio twice.

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