Post by Sami Hazard on Oct 7, 2006 22:05:37 GMT -5
Spider is walking down a dark empty alley
Spider: To make it short and sweet, whoever jumped me, whether it was Obo, OKAMA, I don't care. Prepare to be impaled!
Ash Fine Spider's girlfriend walks up and they start to make out on screen
Ash: He's been thinking and Spider's come up with the most twisted and sick match
Spider: Yeah, it's too violent WFWF television it's called the Dallas Deathmatch, with a steel cage surrounding the ring with a roof, wrapped in razor wire, and every inch of steel is electrified with 10,000 volts, with screwdrivers, daggers knives, C4's, sparklers, fireworks and other deadly objects you can think of hanging from steel chains. And finally, through the door is another chamber, made of glass. The only way you can win is by knockout or perhaps DEATH because you know it's in the name...
Spider: To make it short and sweet, whoever jumped me, whether it was Obo, OKAMA, I don't care. Prepare to be impaled!
Ash Fine Spider's girlfriend walks up and they start to make out on screen
Ash: He's been thinking and Spider's come up with the most twisted and sick match
Spider: Yeah, it's too violent WFWF television it's called the Dallas Deathmatch, with a steel cage surrounding the ring with a roof, wrapped in razor wire, and every inch of steel is electrified with 10,000 volts, with screwdrivers, daggers knives, C4's, sparklers, fireworks and other deadly objects you can think of hanging from steel chains. And finally, through the door is another chamber, made of glass. The only way you can win is by knockout or perhaps DEATH because you know it's in the name...
