Hollywood QJD
Main Eventer
Awesome Enters
Joined on: Aug 27, 2008 15:03:06 GMT -5
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Post by Hollywood QJD on Oct 11, 2008 14:41:37 GMT -5
You know your addicted to WWE, when you Get a Can of Beer/Soda, then smash it over your head after taking one Gulp.
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Doctor Worm
Main Eventer
They Call me Doctor Worm, Good morning, How're you? I'm Dr.Worm.
Joined on: Aug 2, 2006 8:04:24 GMT -5
Posts: 4,261
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Post by Doctor Worm on Oct 11, 2008 18:00:04 GMT -5
When you walk around with a fake title belts doing promos and holding on your shoulder when noones looking
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Post by joeytribbianirules on Oct 11, 2008 18:27:31 GMT -5
Whenever you see a guitar you want to smash it over someone's head  |
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Post by Yeezy's Mullet: Team X Blades on Oct 11, 2008 18:56:00 GMT -5
Me and my friends actually do this.
You know WWE has taken over your life when you refer to someone mistakenly blurting out an obscenity as "Booker T'ing It"
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King Nothing
Mid-Carder
Back again!
Joined on: Jul 17, 2005 9:33:26 GMT -5
Posts: 311
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Post by King Nothing on Oct 11, 2008 19:20:19 GMT -5
when you kill your family in a fire, gain mystical powers, then years later the person who became a father figure to you turns out to be your brother's real father and he reveals your brother survived the fire and wants revenge, and occasionally you die but you come back more often then Jesus Christ, one time even returning as a biker (and even though it makes no sense people except it)reincarntation's an unexplainable thing bro. *clears throat* ahem!: When you call your favorite thing "The Best There is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!" When someone asks "is that true" you say "Oh its true, Its DAMN true!" When you happen to run into somewhere with en echo, you involuntary yell out "KENNEDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" When you call people Bathturds When until the day you die, the first image you see when you think of the Boogeyman, will never be a monster from when you were 5. When your buddy takes your girlfriend, you say he turned Heel. Youve hit somebody with a chair. When your stove is making that clicking noise waiting to turn on, you do the Kane explosion. AND your happy as hell if you nail it. The only time youve seen K-fed perform, he was fighting John Cena. You know the "Do Not Try this at Home" video by heart. You know all the quotes in WWE's current opening package by heart. Whenever you climb a ladder, you do it in a slow, exhausted, reaching way. When you WWE DVD collection is bigger then your normal dvd collection. You call your friends, your "Peeps" When you hold two battery cables, you think of Shane McMahon. When you buy the Hardcore Title from the store, and some dude beats the **** out of you, pins you and takes it, WWE has taken over HIS life. (Yours too if you expected it.) You have voices in your head. They council you, they talk to you. They understand.And last, but not least When the answer to all of your problems are simple: RKO. I love the "Voices" quote! LOL!! You know WWE has taken over your life when everytime you go to Menards, you look for TLC and sledgehammers (guilty). You know WWE has taken over your life when something weird or dangerous happens, you just randomly yell "DAMN!" and walk off. |
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 11, 2008 19:56:18 GMT -5
You know WWE has taken over your life when your favourite ever segment in the TV show Scrubs is this:
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Post by Angel Beast on Oct 11, 2008 20:40:48 GMT -5
You know WWE has taken over your life when your favourite ever segment in the TV show Scrubs is this: The Intern for WWE Champ lol I just noticed (even this aired a few years ago) JD has the same tights as Colin Delaney |
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B.D. & El G.
Main Eventer
RIP SNS 2/15/82 - 4/11/11
Joined on: Jan 2, 2008 17:52:29 GMT -5
Posts: 4,113
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Post by B.D. & El G. on Oct 11, 2008 22:32:48 GMT -5
When you ask someone what they think, and they start to respond with "I think..." and you cut them off with a loud and abrupt "It doesn't matter what you think!"
You do backyard wrestling.
You see a fight at school and begin to chant ECW ECW ECW!
You flip off authority figures as a tribute to Stone Cold Steve Austin.
You run over pedestrians, and your defense is, "I did it for the Rock!"
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Joined on: Nov 25, 2024 9:29:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2008 6:44:39 GMT -5
when you randomly kick a guy named stan...
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EMINЭMツ
Main Eventer
Outplayed, Bagool.
Joined on: May 4, 2008 19:13:56 GMT -5
Posts: 1,514
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Post by EMINЭMツ on Oct 12, 2008 7:44:28 GMT -5
when u have you own theme music
when you say your name the pause then say it again
when you ask somebody a question the folow it up by it dosent matter "Question"
when ever you see somthing weird you say "DAMN"
you call people heel and face
when you flip off your boss
at random sports event you try in start a cena swollows chant [thats me lol]
when ever you enter a room you stand backwards with your arms out like jerico the turn around and do the arm thing
when someone go's to you thats no kool you reply back with "no but carlito is"
when you call yourself the gold standard [thats me to lol]
when you randomly tell ppl 2 suck it
when you just bring wrestling up when your not talking about it eg. other person"work sucked today" you say "you no what sucks tripple h's title match at no mercy"
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Post by joeytribbianirules on Oct 12, 2008 7:57:20 GMT -5
When you use Edge and Christian language, such as 'Reek of Awesomeness.' I'm guilty. I'm also guilty of looking for wrestling weapons at big stores, doing the Jericho pose everytime I walk into a room, climbing ladders in slow, exhausted ways and knowing the don't try this at home and opening package by heart.
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FACELESS
Main Eventer
39 refs!
Joined on: Dec 22, 2007 10:36:06 GMT -5
Posts: 3,101
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Post by FACELESS on Oct 12, 2008 8:04:13 GMT -5
I always do the Jericho taunt and always take my jacket off like MNM
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Post by ericbischoff on Oct 12, 2008 8:05:23 GMT -5
Doing "sexy walk" (Flair or HBK's) I do that sometime lol.
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Post by tnafan17: The Total Package on Oct 12, 2008 9:47:48 GMT -5
When you continously quote Santino Marella:
"I will open a can of the ass whip so big..."
"Thats the bottom lines cause Santino said so!"
"Or he is the Batman."
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 12, 2008 11:51:13 GMT -5
You know WWE has taken over your life when your favourite ever segment in the TV show Scrubs is this: The Intern for WWE Champ lol I just noticed (even this aired a few years ago) JD has the same tights as Colin Delaney Heel JD ftw. |
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Post by DMO™ on Oct 12, 2008 12:36:03 GMT -5
When on Halloween a kid knocks on the door you open the door and see him dressed up as Batman you decide to rip off his mask at yell out "YOU ARE NOT THE BATMAN!"
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Post by Thick Justice on Oct 12, 2008 15:57:54 GMT -5
When you randomly sshout wooooooooooo
Seriously how Fu)ked up am I.
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 12, 2008 17:48:06 GMT -5
Seriously... why the f*ck has this been moved to Banter.
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Post by KeBen Owens on Oct 15, 2008 4:25:18 GMT -5
WWE has taken over your life when you get off the bus at school you hold up all the other kids while doing the Y2J pose.
-BEN
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Post by joeytribbianirules on Oct 16, 2008 13:25:39 GMT -5
Whenever a kid at school says 'What' so much, you decide to turn him into 'Stone Cold' Alfred Chan.
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