Hollywood QJD
Main Eventer
Awesome Enters
Joined on: Aug 27, 2008 15:03:06 GMT -5
Posts: 4,040
|
Post by Hollywood QJD on Oct 9, 2008 13:28:51 GMT -5
Whenever you get mad, you throw off your coat and start beating it up.
You kick someone in the head, then run away with their wallet, chanting " money, Money, Yeah yeah! "
You Randomly Yell " Bang Bang " on a Plane.
|
|
|
|
Post by KeBen Owens on Oct 9, 2008 13:33:33 GMT -5
Whenever you get mad, you throw off your coat and start beating it up. You kick someone in the head, then run away with their wallet, chanting " money, Money, Yeah yeah! " You Randomly Yell " Bang Bang " on a Plane. If you yelled that on a plane today, you'd get "bang bang"ed alright... -BEN |
|
|
|
Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Oct 9, 2008 13:36:05 GMT -5
You know WWE has taken over your life when... You attempt the VanDaminator on you Mum and Dad's bed and break it.
|
|
Entertainment2k4
Main Eventer
A Change Has Come PSN: trudillardboy04
Joined on: Sept 2, 2005 23:06:52 GMT -5
Posts: 1,737
|
Post by Entertainment2k4 on Oct 9, 2008 13:36:51 GMT -5
when you quit 8 jobs in 10 months because they want you at work while RAW is on, or because you get fired for leaving work 2 hours early so u never miss the start of RAW.
i mean come on its just 2 hours and watching RAW is mutch better then working to feed my family, hell if they just give me monday off, we would not have this problem S-H-I-T.
|
|
|
|
Post by nightprowler on Oct 9, 2008 13:45:50 GMT -5
If I am the heel, aren't I supposed to have heat? In that case, I'm on fire. -BEN Well, lets just say I don't exactly get the Stone Cold Pop myself. |
|
|
|
Post by ebilbryan™ on Oct 9, 2008 13:50:02 GMT -5
Whenever you see a guitar you want to smash it over someone's head
|
|
|
|
Post by HardyHeft on Oct 9, 2008 15:10:29 GMT -5
You throw the Matt Hardy V1 hand sign in the air for pics.
|
|
|
|
Post by bigedf on Oct 9, 2008 15:18:19 GMT -5
You know WWE has taken over your life when... you start doing the DX chop at random times. When you relate Movies and other TV Shows with wrestling terms. "The heel in that movie didnt get enough heat, it was too much babyface shine the whole way through, what is he, Cena?" You'll always remember the name (inhales) Goooldusst! You try to rip your shirt like Hulk Hogan but fail everytime when you catch yourself asking friends questions just to scream "IT DOESN'T MATTER" at them. when walking through a crowd at the bar you do the razor ramon/scott hall strut. when you refuse to play beer pong until they play your theme music. you know u watch to much wrestling when you superkick ppl When you are walking down a street and you randomly say to people ''Put up the Honk-a-Meter!'' in a Itallian accent. Youve hit somebody with a chair. When your stove is making that clicking noise waiting to turn on, you do the Kane explosion. AND your happy as hell if you nail it. The only time youve seen K-fed perform, he was fighting John Cena. You know all the quotes in WWE's current opening package by heart. Whenever you climb a ladder, you do it in a slow, exhausted, reaching way. You have voices in your head. They council you, they talk to you. They understand. And last, but not least When the answer to all of your problems are simple: RKO. When you get out of the shower and put the towel around you, looking into the mirror and do the Val Venis taunt. You know WWE has taken over you life when anytime you or someone else says 'Listen...' you begin to go '...this ain't no make-believe...c'mon open your eyes and see!'  When you see a Singapore Cane you first thoughts are Sandman and Tommy Dreamer. No matter what you know what everybody wants, needs, and loves is Head. When you hear someone mention Asbury Park NJ you think BAM BAM! When you hear Pomp and Circumstance especially at graduation you scream "Oh Yeah!", point out your index fingers and spin around, ask if anybody wants to "snap into a slimjim" the whole time doing a Macho Man voice. Uhhhhh.(Sneaks Away Quietly) |
|
|
|
Post by chrishustle on Oct 9, 2008 15:19:36 GMT -5
When any single mention of WWE outside of their programming causes your to sit upright and pay attention. lmao i am so guilty of that |
|
|
|
Post by v/\v on Oct 9, 2008 16:05:36 GMT -5
You walk round, stop for a second, then hold you're right arm up Cody Rhodes style!
|
|
madness1
Main Eventer
Joined on: Jan 31, 2007 10:26:16 GMT -5
Posts: 2,023
|
Post by madness1 on Oct 9, 2008 17:07:54 GMT -5
when you sit in a stinky gym with a bunch of old time wrestlers and cry out, "it's still real to me damnit!"
|
|
Deleted
Joined on: Nov 29, 2024 0:21:45 GMT -5
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2008 19:59:21 GMT -5
everytime you look at the clock and see 3:16 or 2:22 or 6:19 you think of Austin/Jericho/Mysterio when I see 3:16 on the clock I think of stone colds theme song  |
|
LuchaBoyWF
Main Eventer
Joined on: Oct 29, 2002 20:40:00 GMT -5
Posts: 1,000
|
Post by LuchaBoyWF on Oct 9, 2008 21:19:27 GMT -5
I guess this would go under being a huge mark, BUT...
When you see the sexiest,hottest diva gimmick match (lingerie pillow fight, bra & panty etc.) with all your fantasies fufilled and smoking hot divas in it
.....and you critique the wrestling
|
|
|
|
Post by Blackjack on Oct 9, 2008 21:52:24 GMT -5
When you waste two full beers trying to be like stone cold
|
|
|
|
Post by BigShab421 on Oct 9, 2008 22:26:33 GMT -5
I tend to swat my gum when I spit it out.
I also power walk like Vinnie Mack
And at random times I just yell "Woooooooooooooooo"
|
|
|
|
Post by Angel Beast on Oct 9, 2008 22:45:10 GMT -5
when you're involved in a clique at school you think about turning face/heel on them.
you associate a clique at school with wrestling factions(Jocks/Evolution, Class Clowns/BWO/The Oddities, Nerds/The Corporation, Goths/Ministry Of Darkness..etc)
when you think of clown Doink the Clown is the first one that comes to mind.
when a crowd does the Tomahawk Chop you thin of Tatanka
when you watch Pirates Of The Caribbean you hope Paul Burchill pops up
you know the New Age Outlaws entrance sayings by heart (same goes for dx)
|
|
|
|
Post by Yeezy's Mullet: Team X Blades on Oct 9, 2008 22:54:21 GMT -5
You know WWE has taken over your life when you see a fence made of planks like so......  and go over stand on the middle plank as if you were a wrestler completing his entrance. |
|
|
|
Post by Angel Beast on Oct 10, 2008 21:52:13 GMT -5
After going to old high school's homecoming game I realized some things:
you know you're a wrestling fan when you can stand being at a wrestling event with thousands of screaming fans but when you're a school football game you want to spear everyone that shouts.
at some point during the game you wonder what would happen if you RKO the rival team's mascot.
the cheerleaders for my old high school where cheering "Go Go" as "G G O O Go Go" i was like damn not even Mike Adamle could botch spelling go.
|
|
|
|
Post by wyleecyotee on Oct 11, 2008 8:40:37 GMT -5
you know your addicted to wrestling when:
you kick out bed 1 second before 1:23 in the morning
you and 4 other friends agree to a hardcore rules life involving one being the champion and the other 4 trying to beat him at anytime to win the belt.... it was realy wierd waiting in tesco car park for 1 hour everyday waiting for him to show up... it was a good idea at the time
|
|
|
|
Post by nelson0755 on Oct 11, 2008 12:14:19 GMT -5
When the first things in your monthly budget are PPV fees, Beer, chips and dip for the PPV Party, and at least $50 for Wrestling Figs!!!
YEEAAAHHHHHH!
|
|
